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Joined 09-11-06, id: 1132186, Profile Updated: 06-27-15
Author has written 10 stories for Evangelion, Rurouni Kenshin, My Little Pony, and Arthur.

Seriously though, please DO NOT bring on the spam, it's not something I'm really looking for...

I'm a 27-year-old male. I've written some stories on here a few years ago, but it's up in the air if I will ever get back to those old ones.


Favorite types of stories to write :

I really used to like writing comedy and crack-fics, but now I've wanted to start writing some more dramatic, serious stories, with maybe a little humor thrown in every once in a while. Romance seems to be the genre of choice for me these days, which is a lot more surprising to myself than it really should be... I've definitely acquired a taste for tragedy, and sometimes morbidity, too.

Favorite character type :

I'm quite partial to the mentally and morally unbalanced anti-heroes, characters who have comedic, cynical world views. The good, heroic acts they perform are solely self-serving power trips and addiction feeds, disregarding anyone else as an obstacle, even if they have some sort of assistant, familiar, or psychotic fan contributing to their successes. I guess this could also apply to a hero's sidekick as well, depending on the story, especially if the primary hero is a social butterfly whose morality and sense of justice are incredibly self-righteous.


Grievances while reading others' works :

I don't have that many. However, I don't really like it when the first paragraph I read of a story starts out with "It was a bright, sunny day in (insert place), the birds were chirping...etc." I've seen that same opening a thousand times, and I like more creativity in them. Also, if a story starts out with an exhaustive description of the protagonist, or even hints at one:

i.e. "This is Joe Blow. He has blue eyes and brown hair. He is 5'11, and has an athletic build. He's wearing a red t-shirt and baggy jeans. He's a typically nice guy in his everyday life, but during a full moon he transforms into a werewolf. Did I mention that he's a werewolf?...yeah...that's kind of important."

it can be a story killer for me.

Another would be the text wall of death, where an author crams an entire chapter into one, 3000-word paragraph, completely ignoring spacing and, in some cases, punctuation. Just horrible! Windows Notepad (my writing canvas) is one of the most god-awfully unsupported computer writing tablets for this site, and somehow I still manage to avoid text walls. I think that is saying something right there...


PMing -

I'm usually pretty prompt in responding to PMs, getting on most days and during the night if I can manage, but I have a tendency to vanish off the face of the Earth every once in a while.


MEMBER OF THE BROTHERHOOD OF THE PEN

http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/The_Brotherhood_of_the_Pen_Headquarters/92754/

INDUCTED - JUNE 29, 2012

RANK - BETA 39

Nicest bunch of guys and gals I've seen on a forum yet. They're available anytime if anyone needs writing help or beta reading services. You can also just come and talk in non-member topics if you need a supportive ear on something.


REVIEWS -

I suppose I should make a disclaimer saying that I always leave reviews on my log-in, NEVER anonymous. If someone tries to impersonate me (don't know why they would, but for security's sake) as an anon reviewer with the same name, it is not me.


COMMUNITY MANAGEMENT -

Manager of "Timeless Affection: A Celestia/Luna Romance Archive"

Since I couldn't write more into what I wanted to on the description, I'll just put what I was going to say about archive submissions here.

I will accept all Celestia/Luna romance stories (only), K through M rated, provided for M rated stories that:

a. I would rather it not be a straight clop-fic, but the steamy, explicit love scenes are still fine with me as long as there is some depth to the story itself, as in not a cheesy PWP. I'm creating this archive to add stories that break the mold from the out and out clop-fics, of which I notice most C/L stories fall under. That is my only reason for not allowing them (negotiable upon my own reading of the work in question, and I'm usually pretty lenient, but I still have the final say).

b. The story doesn't break the site rules (all ratings non-exempt from that). Please make the story both tasteful (no heavily MA rated stuff please, such as extreme fetishism or rape; allusions to rape are fine, as long as it contributes to the overall plot; heavy violence is fine, though please be mindful of what constitutes MA in that regard), and free of song-lyrics (even your own, just to be safe), chat-speak, and anything else that is prohibited by the guidelines of FF.

c. (optional) It makes a profound emotional statement that drives me to stand up out of my writing chair and literally applaud you as a god amongst mortal authors, and convinces me to jot down your pen-name into the list of "Writers Who Gave Me Goosebumps, Made Me Shed Tears, and Made Me Wet My Pants, All at the Same Time".

That's about the gist of it. Do all of those things (yes, even the optional one, DO IT) and I will be more than honored to add your (or someone else you are vouching for's) story to this archive.

HOW TO SUBMIT YOUR/SOMEONE'S STORY - Please PM me if you would. That goes for any questions, comments, or otherwise as well. When you PM me, give me the title of the work and the author (the more info, the easier to track it down), and I will read it myself so that I can be sure that it is compliant with site guidelines, and my own guidelines for M rated stories. I'll PM you again with the approval in the positive case, and a thumbs down in the negative case (once again, might be negotiable depending on the circumstances).

Afterward, welcome to the community! You are helping add to the tiny library of Celestia/Luna stories on this website, and as it is my favorite ship, you have my most sincere gratitude.

FOR OTHER USERS - IF YOU HAVE BEEN BULLIED BY ME (not likely) OR A MEMBER OF MY STAFF, INFORM ME IMMEDIATELY, AND WE WILL RESOLVE THE ISSUE IN A SAFE, PROFESSIONAL MANNER/I WILL APOLOGIZE FOR MY STUPIDITY!

(Update; July 8, 2012 - I also lurk for stories on my own, so I may actually find someone's [even yours possibly] story and add it myself. Also, I will be adding my own stories [that are similarly compliant to all of the above] to the archive. What? Yeah, I'm plugging my own stories like a pretentious douche-bag! Wanna fight about it?...jk)

(Update; July 9, 2012 - "Loves Long Lost" by chiselite is a prime example of what I will accept in an M rated, explicit story. Sure, there are a lot of descriptive sexual things in it, but it was done with a high attention to the emotional turmoil that both Celestia and Luna had been going through, and those parts are done in a way that is more mature and thoughtful than most clop-fics I've seen, very deep and intense. It was almost not chosen because at first both parties are in love with Twilight Sparkle, though they find comfort through each other to abate it, but seeing as I've found hardly anything for this pairing, scarcity makes one thrifty, and with how well-written the rest of the story is, I would've been a fool to pass it up. There was a (barely) sufficient plot (not much of a "conflict" in the story per say, and no grand adventures were had), but once again, the writing was exceptional, and I felt a stirring in my heart long before I felt a stirring in my pants (okay...that came out wrong...). In essence, the effort put into it outweighed what I would call the more carnal aspects of the work.)

(Update; July 11, 2012 - Staff members...hmm... Since it is difficult for me to find others who enjoy the Celestia/Luna pairing, I will gladly take requests to become staff on a case-by-case basis. The only real requirement is to have a desire to see stories about this couple flourish (you can even add your own stories into the archive as a staff member, as long as bringonthespam approves, but him knowing you are a C/L fanatic will jump at the opportunity to encourage it ;) ). Just send me a PM with your intent to join, and I will review, among other things: your profile, favorite stories and authors, and your own stories (not necessarily required, but would show me if you intend on at least contributing/tracking down one story over the course of this community's life). That way, I can be sure that you'll be at least as dedicated as me (pretty casual really...) in maintaining and/or growing the archive.

I am, however, a little more strict on potential staff than submitters. If I think, for one moment, that someone isn't serious about joining, abuses the rules of the community (see above for full list, subject to change at my discretion, though I'll let staff know if anything major changes), abuses FF guidelines belligerently (can find on your log-in under "Publish", not really any excuse for not knowing them...), or is caught behaving atrociously to other site members (i.e. bullying/destructive reviews [Concrit is NOT bullying, and I've been known to throw a word in here or there about grammar that has been less-than-sensitive, but it can be done without snark and retaliation in the case of disrespectful authors. Concrit with class and an objective disposition is all I ask.]), I will not hesitate to kick someone out of the staff, or not let them join at all in the first place. I will present as much evidence as I can scrounge for these "lay-offs", and if you feel the reason for dismissal is unfair, then it can be reevaluated, though with enough evidence of obvious abuse I can't guarantee another chance.

Now that the red tape is out of the way, welcome prospective and current staff members! By contributing your and other peoples' work to this archive, you are assisting in increasing the variety in romantic couples in MLP:FiM, and giving those readers who woefully scrounge for cute, sultry (but not TOO sultry), and even dark Celestia/Luna stories a glimmering beacon of hope in an otherwise...princest-less world (There, I said it! Happy now?! *embarrassingly shuffles off at the word "princest"*))


THE UPDATE BLOCK -

January 9, 2015 - I felt like it was time to clean up my profile a little. A lot of things have been changing with me over the last few years, and my profile should reflect that. Still alive, though not really motivated to continue my other stories much. I've started becoming interested in different series and also in doing some original writing. Everything's still subject to change and whim, as it always has been.

June 27, 2015 - Some readers who have been following "The Princess and the Private" might be interested to know that, since I have not given this story the attention that it should have gotten a long time ago, jeremy1555 will be continuing this story in my stead. Yes, I have given him permission to do so, so please, no messages about how he stole it from me, lol. Since I had formed a basic outline for what I might possibly do with this story a few years ago, it will be most interesting to see what this story becomes in the hands of another writer. Thanks to jeremy1555 for offering to resurrect the saga.

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Chains by Bookybrony reviews
Humans have been enslaved by Ponies for centuries. Owning them is either for labor or social status. Seeking to get their daughter a friend, Mr. and Mrs. Sparkle purchase a human slave to be a companion for their young studious daughter. Rated M.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,188 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 4/28/2015 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Twilight Sparkle
Beavis and ButtHead Do Equestria by NocturneD reviews
Two trouble making teens find themselves in Equestria one day, will Equestria survive? yeah it's poking fun at humans in equestria stories.
Crossover - Beavis and Butt-Head & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 62,124 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 11/15/2011
Don't Let the Sun Catch You Crying by l0x0r reviews
AU. Twilight Sparkle travels to Canterlot to investigate why Princess Celestia has been acting distant lately. Faced with a harsh discovery, she finds a new friend in Princess Luna. But can their new friendship survive Luna's insecurities?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 212,938 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
The Country Pony and the City Pony by mouch30 reviews
A semi-parody of the children's tale 'The Country Mouse and the City Mouse', except with ponies! One day, when the City Pony is caught in a storm, the kind Country Pony decides to help, but can the Country Pony deal with the the rough and ignorant City Pony?
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash - Complete
Television Critic by Scorpio71 reviews
Not everyone is a fan of the television show: Hercules' Legendary Journeys - Arescentric
Hercules: The Legendary Journeys - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Complete
Magic in the Stars by Australian Chaos reviews
When a young pegasus gifted with astronomy attempts to make a career out of his ability, he draws the attention of several ponies, including one famous Princess of the Night. But when the young protege develops a crush on the mysterious Princess, could anything possibly come of a seemingly impossible match?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 195,674 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon - Complete
Another Dimension Part 3 Earth Ponies by mouch30 reviews
Princess Celestia has assigned the main six to partake in a very dangerous mission: travel to the Human World. Not to study them, but to become them! In this part, join Applejack and Pinkie Pie as they learn class and elegance in a finishing school!
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,654 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Applejack, Pinkie Pie
Regrets by NocturneD reviews
"We all have things we're not proud of in our lives no matter how much we want to forget them. But sometimes one little act of frustration could lead to something bigger." ENDING uploaded
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,579 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
A Strange Adventure 2: Whorseville by NocturneD reviews
Ponyville's economy is so bad that the ponies take up prostitution but that only brings in a gang war. Twilight and the other ponies fight to take Ponyville back! contains: crude humor, sex, violence and ocs
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,872 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Twilight Sparkle - Complete
I love her by Creamecream reviews
From Princess Luna's POV point of veiw , Luna spends that day with Celestia, CelestiaxLuna, fluffy One-shot, also a bit rushed
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Princess Celestia, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon - Complete
Love Letter to the Princess by Bronymastergod reviews
One day, Princess Celestia finds a love letter, and receives the story of how she changed one stallion's life forever.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Princess Celestia - Complete
Who Wants to Marry a Prince? by NocturneD reviews
Celestia has collaborated with Tv executives to make a reality show where all the available mares in Equestria compete in order to have their hoof in marriage with her son. Only problem is the prince has past he can't get over. Will the mane six help him?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,133 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Complete
Rainbeau by bluecatcinema reviews
The unthinkable happens: Rainbow Dash falls in love! (Cover image by Assassin's Creed Master)
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Rainbow Dash - Complete
I Love you, But by mouch30 reviews
It's been many years since Twilight Sparkle first met one of her oldest friends, and after bumping into him on a normal stroll, they are reunited. But after spending a lot of time with together, she ends up falling for him!
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Twilight Sparkle - Complete
For Luna's Sake by DownWithJack8 reviews
Princess Celestia enlists the help of Twilight Sparkle and her friends to help her sister Luna with her poor social skills. She plans a nighttime party for the girls and shenanigans ensue.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,603 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
A Strange Adventure VIII: Arthur vs My Little Pony by NocturneD reviews
A gateway opens up from Elwood City to Equestria, Princess Celestia wants to extend her hoof to the people of Elwood City and the rest of the world for peace but how would a society of animal-human hybrids react to talking ponies? Freak out that's what.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Arthur - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,607 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Arthur R. - Complete
Last Days Of Sunshine by mouch30 reviews
When the Princess falls dangerously sick, it's only a matter of time before she fades away, and there is nothing else to do than watch the last days of sunshine.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,153 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Princess Celestia - Complete
At the DriveThrough by l0x0r reviews
Can the magic of friendship last through a trip to the local drive-through? With Twilight as the wheelman, it'd better.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Complete
The Mountain by Compass Indigo reviews
His heartbeat was no longer a comforting rhythm; it was a timer, a countdown to the moment when he could hold on no longer, and her forked-tongue tail could not bring light to him, a sundial in the midnight hour. Three-shot.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,636 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Espeon/Eifie, Red
Loves Long Lost by chiselite reviews
FiM Having noticed her sister's strange behaviour, Luna is determined to find out what Celestia is hiding from her. Little does she know, the events she sets in motion will change her relationship with Celestia forever.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,240 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Complete
Tainted by c2t2 reviews
Even mikos need a little warmth...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/19/2009 - [Inuyasha, Kaede, Kikyou] - Complete
I’ve done this before, I’m a professional at this… by DESPERAD0 reviews
[oneSHOT] Miroku hears some pretty kinky things while eavesdropping behind a bush ;)
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2005 - Inuyasha, Kaede - Complete
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Moonlight reviews
Told in Celestia's POV. As Celestia and Luna enjoy their romantic evening rendezvous, the princess of the sun recounts a time long forgotten to the ponies of modern Equestria, but that is as clear as a bright, summer day to her. She could never forget the gift of love she bestowed upon her sister, nor the punishment she would inflict upon her in the throes of bitter resentment.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,028 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Princess Celestia, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon - Complete
The Princess and the Private reviews
Slightly AU. Shining Armor is a new recruit in the Canterlot Royal Guard, per his father's wishes. His caring, harmonious nature, not really befitting a guard, attracts the attention of Princess Cadence, despite his low rank and social status. The two of them together prove that love doesn't come from wealth or station in life, but from a deeper connection and passion.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,536 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Shining Armor, Princess Cadance/Princess Mi Amore Cadenza
Banishment to Heaven reviews
Two cyber organisms from the desolate cesspool of Arkarus, Earth some millions of years in the future, are cast out of their home-world, ending up in the land of Equestria. Here, their mental wounds will heal in time. M for swearing and violence only.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,699 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012
Celestia and Ratburn: Cake Connoisseurs reviews
An Arthur/MLP:FiM crossover. Two cake-obsessed contest rivals heatedly battle for the ultimate prize. In this struggle, Celestia and Ratburn will realize that this mutual fixation brings them together more than they'd like to admit. Light Arthur/Twi ship.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Arthur - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,482 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Princess Celestia, N. Ratburn
Torrents reviews
During a huge, nighttime thunderstorm, Princess Luna drudges up wounds, old and fresh, concerning the forbidden longing she harbors toward her older sister.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,305 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Princess Celestia
The Dangers of Obsession reviews
Twilight's infatuation with her mentor, Princess Celestia, has spiked in recent years, and Spike has taken it upon himself to make sure that Twilight doesn't do anything she, or any other pony, will regret. Some OOC Twilight and Spike. "M" to be safe.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,375 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia
The Royal Headbang reviews
On the night of the royal Canterlot wedding, Princess Luna shows Rainbow Dash an ancient dance move that has stood the test of time.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Rainbow Dash - Complete
Twilight Gets Dumped reviews
This was my entry to Thelastgreatrocker18's short story compilation, "Shipping Circus". Please go over to his profile and check it out for yourself if he gets the other pairings done. Twilight gets dumped by a colt and Celestia comes to the rescue.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,249 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Princess Celestia, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Sano and Saitou's Bad Times reviews
Oops...sorry...I left out Saitou's Us in his name. I'll change that in the second part. Sano needs money to pay back Tae for his tab, so he takes a job with Saitou to make some. Some very...interesting things happen I'll just say.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,929 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Saitou, Sanosuke
Evangelion: Shinji's Gift reviews
Shinji's depressed again, and this time its because of the ever popular holiday Valentine's Day. See what Misato and Asuka do to try and cheer him up.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Complete
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