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Author has written 13 stories for Sailor Moon, Harry Potter, Invader Zim, Fruits Basket, and Prince of Tennis.

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Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

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A Guide To Life By Fred and George Weasley by TREAP reviews
All the things Fred and George Weasley are forbidden to do at Hogwarts!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Fred W., George W.
Its All About Hermione by Demoness-MarlstonWells69ner reviews
COMPLETED! Hermione Granger has been betrayed by her very close friends. She meets up with her old friends & goes back to her other school. When she goes back to Hogwarts, she's arriving in style! GINNY BASHINGS! HG/BZ/DM/OMC-BT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 57 - Words: 274,811 - Reviews: 1084 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Slytherin Ice Princess by persianpoison reviews
Hermione Jane Granger. The one who holds lies that can change everyone's view upon her. A pureblood, the Queen of Serpents, and for some reason, the Slytherin Ice Princess... Full summary inside. Please R&R :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,804 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Grim Fairy Tales by RhiannonKelley reviews
Draco and Hermione have upset the enchantress of the forbidden forest. Now they have to act through some of the worlds most popular fairy tales... the versions that are NOT for kids.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 24,161 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Secret of Mr Cuddles by mr tator tot reviews
This is the twisted parody of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. Hilarious, weird and down right crazy! R&R Please. Chapters updated!D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,196 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/28/2007 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Harry P.
Not So Human Nature by Tinas74 reviews
Hermione learns Blaise Zabini is halfVeela and she is his mate. As head boy and girl it would seem this may be her most interesting year at hogwarts yet. Includes HG, RLL Voldemort is dead.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,953 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 5/26/2006 - Published: 12/22/2004 - Hermione G., Blaise Z.
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Betrayed Moon reviews
Could one betrayed Sailor Moon rock the scout's ideas about her, and in doing so find love in one of them? SerenaXAmara BEING REWORKED!
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,878 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Haruka T./Sailor Uranus
The World is Coming to a End reviews
OT5 one-shots 7: Ryoma has a problem with texting
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 3/14/2008 - E. Ryoma
That Bat is mine reviews
Hermione has always loved the superhero Batman, but she loves her Batman more then the caped crusader. SS/HG Problem with pairing deal with it and don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Life and Whatever Else that there Is reviews
There is a new kid in class with many secrets. One is deadly and one is awkward. And Ryoma might be involved with both.Pillar pair, golden pair, FujiXOC and others
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,453 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - E. Ryoma, Tezuka K.
Coffee reviews
There are reasons for why Eiji is not allowed to have coffee. And waking Ryoma up to drag him around a zoo is one of them. Happy late birthday Ryoma! some what of a sequel to Wedding Kisses
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2007 - E. Ryoma, Kikumaru E. - Complete
Wedding kisses reviews
At a wedding Ryoma and Eiji share a kiss. I don’t know what else to say. Happy late birthday Eiji!
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2007 - E. Ryoma, Kikumaru E. - Complete
Darkness and Flashlights reviews
Pillar pairing. Darkness is a strange thing, you can’t see it but feel it. But all you need is your own hero.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2007 - E. Ryoma, Tezuka K. - Complete
Graduation reviews
The Fruits gang is graduating and Tohru is going to surprise them all. I DON’T OWN FRUITS BASKET OR GRADUATION by Vitamin C
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Tohru H. - Complete
That Quote reviews
I take famous quotes and let the cast of invader zim have their way with them, from debates to changing the quote to suit them.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2007
Pig Monkey with Moose Horns reviews
Random stuff! series of oneshots! Gas and gir playing super smash brothers, the fairly odd parents meeting Gir and Minni Moose.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 9/29/2007
Split Souls reviews
Sequel to Dark Days. What happens when when Serena and Serenity have to prepare for a new enemy. SerenaX and SerenityXDarien
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,462 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon
Sirens Song reviews
When old friends become new enemies, and old enemies become new friends what could be the problem. Throw in a American and a Tatoo, and hogwarts' golden boys don't stand a chance. edited
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Dark Days reviews
Queen Beryl rules the earth. And Sailor Moon dead? Dearien and the scout are in hiding. Two strangers show up, but are they really strangers?complete
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen - Complete
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