this account is pretty much abandoned. i'll keep whatever "about me" sort of thing i had going on here up, but i'm not on here like, at all (first time coming on here this year i believe, and it's like mid-february 2022). anyway, read this if you want i guess, or the cringey thing i have up elsewhere. if you really want to contact me or something, you can pm this account or find me on wattpad (@wonderlandcaycay). i'm not on there much either, but it's probably more than here. anyway, enjoy? lol i don't even want to know what i have on here—

(anything from here on was here before, ignore the "major editing" or "long bio warning". neither of those are true, but i didn't want to touch what was here.)

*LONG BIO WARNING*

*ALSO UNDER MAJOR EDITING*

Hello random person looking at my bio.

Between 1 and 1,000

I'm a girl

October 28

Scorpio

Chinese American (I think that's the right term...)

Shorty

Single as a pringle and not ready to mingle

Telepath and Polygot

Hufflepuff

Daughter of Artemis (I wish)

Divergent

-Unidentified District-

Other Fandoms:

Twilight

The Selection

Hamilton

Dear Evan Hansen

Zombies

His Dark Materials (TV show and I'm reading the book)

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”

5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Expresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.”

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8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. Ask people what gender they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

10. Specify that your drive-through order is “To Go.”

11. Sing along at the Opera.

12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why all the poems don’t rhyme.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.

15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON! I WON!”

16. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,"Run for your lives, they’re loose!!"

17. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

18. Go in front of your classroom and shout "I like pie!"

19. Greet all your friends with a tackle.

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

20. Copy and send this list to friends

Copy and paste this in your profile if you want to live.

The many tips and facts of life...

An apple a day can keep anyone away… if you throw it hard enough.

When life gives you lemons...you throw them at people!!

RAP= Retard Attempting Poetry (I do like *some* rap though)

Don't try to out-weird me. YOU WILL LOSE.

Always dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having there motives questioned.

Best friends are people who will kill each other over a bag of chips and not say sorry.

Yep. I've been to the dark side... They lied about the cookies

BE A REBEL. Open the wrong side of the popcorn bag!

Never annoy a writer. She may put you in a book and kill you.

One does not simply walk into a shopping center. There is evil there that does not sleep.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Good friends will say when a guy breaks your heart, "You deserved better". Best friends will be prank calling him at 1am making chicken noises.

Me? Sarcastic? Nooooo.

I'm the type of person who doesn't know why THEY start laughing, so I better laugh harder.

OK... so I'm a little crazy, but that's how we roll.

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that know me wish I was.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...it's about learning to dance in the rain.

Why yes, I do randomly use British accents.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

I WILL NOT be held responsible for any injuries you may sustain if you tickle me.

DEATH. Our nation's no.1 killer.

YOU!!

Stole the cookies from the cookie jar!!

Everything here is edible. Even I'm edible. But that, my dear children, is called cannibalism, and it is frowned upon in most societies. ~Willy Wonka

Well, I edited that a bit. I think I might look for a Q&A to do, but probably not. My inbox is open, so feel free to come and talk! I am very nice (at least I consider myself nice), and I'll be there for you if you need me to be. I can relate to a lot of things, but not all of them, so I'm sorry if I don't understand. I'm also on Wattpad, so go check that out!

So the link doesn’t work, so just search up " WonderlandCayCay ", and you should find my profile.

:) Have a good day/night!