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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

I might as well start with what I look like. Here's my profile:

Hair: Yes

Eyes: Yes

Height: Yes

Age: Yes

Weight: Yes

I live in the middle of nowhere, but I'm not stupid enough to say where, but let's say I love the Barbeque over here and I hate the baseball team because it sucks.

http://www.mindistortion.net/iwantyoursoul/?i_am=psychotic me

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I recently acquired a new theme song. Here's the link: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/whitenerdy

The lyrics are here: http://www.actsofvolition.com/archives/2006/september/lyricswhite

So far, I've almost memorized the theme song.. It's sad, I know.

I've played softball for two years now, and I still suck. I play catcher and first base.

Well, I guess I should start with the story I've written:

The Story of My Death

Oneshot. Hermione hears screams in the hall, and goes to investigate. Was written on a sugar high. Warning: Character Death. Completed. No longer living. Dead. Six feet under. Buried.

~98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.~

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ninety two percent of american teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath, if you would be one of the eight percent laughing their asses off at the others, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.

SUPPORT THE BUNNY!

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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this into your profile!

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

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I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

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If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

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My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

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I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt!

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If you have ever copy and pasted one of those things where you're supposed to add your penname into your profile, then promptly forgot to add your penname, copy and paste this into your profile and add your penname (I'm evil, aren't I?) to the list. Psychotic me

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you think that people who call Ginny Weasley a Mary Sue are just being ridiculous, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.

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If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, The Choco-Holic, Jade Snape-Holloway, psychotic me

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Come join the dark side. (We have cookies) Add your name to the list if you have joined the dark side purely for cookies. psychotic me

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If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

RANDOM QUOTES OF RANDOMNESS!!

'Never mess around in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.' -bumper sticker.

'May be harmful if swallowed.' - Warning on a shippment of hammers.

'We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language.' -Bumper sticker

'Bad president! No Banana.' -Other bumper sticker

'Preserve nature: Pickle a squirrel.' -Bumper sticker

'There's three kinds of people: The kind who can count and the kind who can't." -Bumper sticker

'ASSHOLE: Not just a word, a lifestyle.' -Bumper sticker

"NUUUUUUU!! THE LESBIAN RAINBOW LEPRECHAUNS ARE GOING TO RAPE ME!!" Sara

4 our of 3 people have trouble with fractions.'- Bumper sticker

'MEN: Can't live with 'em, Can't shoot 'em'- Bumper sticker

'I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy every minute of it.'- Bumper sticker

'100 Genuine American Bitch'-Bumper sticker

'Constipated people don't give a shit.' -Bumper sticker

"Omg! I AM GODZILLA!!" Aly

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Breaking News! The Official Harry Potter Tabloid by Booji reviews
Crack on a stick, Harry Potter style. Cowritten with Captain Scrumptious who finally has a new account! On indefinite hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 4,678 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 8/6/2007
Blue Babes and Bad Boys by ThySarah reviews
Bella,Alice and Rosalie, have been friends forever. When they started high school, they decided to be known as the Blue babes. They are famous for wearing their blue jackets everyday, gorgeous, they're attitude. Every girl wishes to be then, and every boy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 46,736 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Truth Or Dare Challenge by x-sezzie-serendipity reviews
previous author name- ginny wannabee - It seems Dumbledores gone mad, he's decided to host a Truth Or Dare Challenge! What happens when Slytherins are mixed Gryffindors! Read to find out. Read & Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,003 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Fighting Temptation by Dobber17 reviews
All human. Bella and Edward are friends and they go to a basketball clinic in Seattle for 2 weeks and Bella is sharing a hotel room with Edward, Mike and Tyler. What happens? Truth or dare, streaking, injuries, jealously, and Bella and Edward get closer.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,441 - Reviews: 3254 - Favs: 2,026 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
Smell the Roses by rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe reviews
FBI Agent Swan needs to catch the culprit behind the murders in NYC, even if she has to go undercover as Edward's - the man she hates - fiancee. NOW COMPLETE! Sequel is called Finding the Roses
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,817 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Foreign Hottie by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen is a foreign exchange student from London who comes to live with the Swans for a whole year. Bella Swan couldn’t be anymore upset over the fact that a boy has to share a room with her. Could her feelings toward him ever change? OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,181 - Reviews: 4973 - Favs: 2,629 - Follows: 2,778 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Stuff Happens by NotWhoYouThinkThisIs reviews
AU: All human. When six college students from rival Chicago boarding schools accidentally find themselves sharing a run-down condo for a semester, stuff happens. AxJ, EmxR, ExB... eventually...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,856 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 3/27/2008
Hi, I'm Mr Right, I heard you were looking for me? by CMN-marie reviews
A girl leaves for college. New experiences, and new friends. What's to come of her and this amazing guy? And what's to happens when she realizes how hard she's falling? And why can't she stop humilliating herself in front of him?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 106,749 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
The New Year's List by E.C. Cullen reviews
BxAxR come up with a list of things to do before 2008 ends. Bella is in for a wild ride with her two best friends and Edward just happens to be there every step of the way. Crude/sexual humor, all human. ON HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,826 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 3/22/2008
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
The Tension and The Spark by Molvanian Queen-In-Exile reviews
Severus thought that having to teach sexual education was bad enough, but, when the class number is found to be uneven, he finds himself in an even worse predicament: paired with Hermione Granger!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 97,066 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2785 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
10 Things: Twilight Style by a little erratic reviews
Lists of 10 things such as: 10 Things the Volturi Frequently do, 10 Things Edward Does while Bella Sleeps, and 10 Cullen Nicknames! Which Twilight character bought a Snuggie? Find out in Ch. 7! Companion to 10 Things: Harry Potter Style. More to come!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Aro, Bella
Extremely Unrealistic Coincidences by ladyclaire4161 reviews
What happens when you put an angry Lily Evans next to James Potter on a ten hour flight to California? A series of extremely unrealistic coincidences find Lily and James stuck together during the summer before their seventh year. Will changes occur?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 79,788 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Pranksters have hearts by A-Graceful-Rose reviews
Fred and George fall in love with Hermione whilst they're back at the Burrow for the weekend. Together, they try to get her to return their feelings. FredHermioneGeorge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,413 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 11/1/2006 - George W., Hermione G.
Memories by InsaneGrizzlies reviews
Bella is a vampire and the Cullens are gone. She's going to school with two other vampires and suddenly the Cullens start appearing one by one in odd ways. What happened all those years ago? and why are they all so sad? please R&R. thanks all.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,770 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
Vampire Chat Room by cornflowers reviews
When Edward is with Alice one day while Bella is at the Cullen's, Bella decides to check out Edward's laptop, and finds a very interesting website...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007
My return by Girlz-Rule reviews
Edward and Alice are siblings, Jasper and Rose are twins, and Emmett and Bella are siblings. They're the best of friends until Renee and Charlie divorce and Bella and Renee move to Phoenix. What happens when Bella moves back? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,787 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Edward, Bella
Can I Borrow Your Umbrella? by AutumnRhythm reviews
It started with a grudge, and turned into something much, much more. They say you walk a fine line between love and hate. E X B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 79,863 - Reviews: 1544 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 1,462 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
My Aphrodisiac by technically a lie reviews
Bella is an Exchange student sent from Florida to live In Forks for a year...What happens when she meets her amazing house brother Edward? They say Teenage boys have a need to use their libido...what about teenage girls? All HUMAN BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,284 - Reviews: 1648 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Mr Loser by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen has always been the nerdy boy with over sized glasses. He's been in love with Bella Swan ever since he first laid eyes on her. When Alice decides to give him a makeover, everyone in school seems to notice him, but does Bella notice him? OOC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,600 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8290 - Favs: 7,406 - Follows: 1,694 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
How to get kicked out of WalMart by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Bella and the Cullen's playing dares in WalMart, oh such fun... how much will they get away with before being tossed out? Read my notes story aswell, Ch61 is how this story started R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,218 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007
The misadventures of Voldemort and his DeathEaters by kateandsomebooks reviews
Voldemort tries to be evil, but his Death Eaters just keep on embarrassing him. Includes Barty and his obession with practical jokes, Rabastan and his fear of the trivial, Snape and his constant exhasperation of all of them, and many more!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 70,657 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Voldemort
All Aboard by BookMe reviews
Rosalie, Alice and Bella win a 3week luxury cruise around the Caribbean where they meet Emmett, Jasper and Edward. Pleanty going on in this story. Also my personal favourite; All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,563 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 1,385 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
Edward Cullen Must Die by FictionalFanGirl reviews
Some what like the movie John Tucker must die but with a Twilight related twist. AU all human. Alice, Rose, and Bella gang up to give Edward a large helping of revenge and Bella just happens to be the main course. ExB mostly but with a bit of AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,425 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008
His Heart's Desire by Ms. Topaz reviews
Edward comes back to Forks without Bella noticing. He takes up his familiar perch on the tree outside her window and looks in, straight to Bella's soul. Oneshot. Rated T for angst. Edward is OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
Cullens: At the Zoo! by yayme2012 reviews
The Cullens want to have a little fun... Emmett gets to see the bears, Alice goes bankrupt in the giftshop, Jasper causes stampedes, and Edward starts slapping a monkey... and you thought he was the sane one!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007
10 Ways to Annoy the Heck out of HP Characters by Cynicism and Happiness reviews
Self explanatory. If you can't figure out what this fic is about, I scoff at you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Complete
Mirror Magic by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Bella finds herelf trapped in an on going loop of fairy tales. Will her prince break the spell, or will he stay oblivious? When she realizes that she's the only one who sees what's going on, will she be able to notify Edward in time to save her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/18/2007
Who Needs Love by I am a tie reviews
I had sworn revenge and now I was going to get it. I stood over Edward a look of hatred in my eyes. He looked up at me with those damn topaz eyes. How I hated those topaz eyes. He was going to pay for what he had done to me. I was going to prove I was jus
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,175 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
Marauders and Marauderette by Pottergirl101 reviews
Lily Evans, muggle, doesn't know anything about wizards and witches. That's why when she meets a group of boys in Diagon Alley she's grateful. What happens when instead of loathing the Marauders, Lily becomes their best friend? LJ and other pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,146 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 11/15/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Random Story of Doom by Dark Priestess Tsubaki reviews
Random stories. NOT for the sane minded. Contains cookies, gnomes, electrical outlets with forks, mimes and other random things. If you don't like random,short stories, don't read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 5,206 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007
The Diaries of Two Women Driven Insane By Potters by casually-obsessed reviews
Read Hermione and Lily's thoughts as they cling onto sanity and their feelings for two messy, ravenhaired boys. LJ, HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,826 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Things As They Should Be: By Legolas by mbus55 reviews
Legolas writes a fanfic and forces The Fellowship to listen. Warning: Characters will be made fun of. Lines will be changed. MarySues will die. Now complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 48,050 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Complete
Things You Should Never Do by Sadness-is-Beautiful reviews
50 things you should never, ever, ever do, as demonstrated by the good people...and vampires...and werewolves...of Forks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 8,852 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007
Fanfiction War by Prankoholic reviews
New chapter added. James and Remus sort things out. It may sound dull, but read it anyway!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,037 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 4/21/2006 - James P., Sirius B.
A New Future by twilightscallingme reviews
AU: Edward never came back for Bella, but an attack left her changed. 50 years later, what happens when Bella and Edward end up at the same high school? Bella still believes that Edward hates her, but can he make her see otherwise?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,390 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
Maybe It's Fate by kittensandcombatboots reviews
Yet another Bella and Edward as humans story. Edward and Alice move to Forks after their adoptive father marries. Bella lives with her best friend Jasper. AU Hopefully, it's not too OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,632 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Complete
The Fabulous Notebook of Notes! by nirvanabee reviews
All it took was a notebook to bring them together...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,047 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Nuttier Than A Fruitcake by Secret Lily reviews
Book Two in the 'Lily' series, Nuttier Than A Fruitcake, portrays Lily's fifth year at Hogwarts, a time filled with hormones, confusion, and of course, run ins with the ever obnoxious, James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,651 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Mind of an Extremely Hormonal Teenage Marauder by ProngsxLilyflower reviews
Only I, James Potter, can get myself into humiliating situations like these. It's a curse, it's a horrible, ter... Does Lily look hot in that sweater or what? [LilyJames]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,880 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 11/23/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Soundtrack of My Summer by purtyinpink71121 reviews
Old title: Miami, the City of Love. Lily and her friends go on vacation to Miami... What happens when James and his freinds go there too? One more thing... They dont know each other yet! very AU, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,058 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Burying the Hatchet by Aubrianna reviews
So you're tired of sexy I'mreallyapussycat Draco Malfoy? Sick of butterwouldn'tmeltinhermouth Ginny W? Bored of them constantly burying the hatchet? Want to bury it somewhere else? You are not alone...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,240 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W.
High School Horror by Cynicism and Happiness reviews
Harry and co are forced into the Muggle world through a school project and have to attend a prep school. Nightmare? Read to find out. From the author formerly known as Naz in Black. Peace and love. Rock on. Please review
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Complete
A Match Made in Heaven? by TheMidgetBee reviews
Lord Vetinari is bored. So when Drumknott brings to his attention the fact that he and Commander Vimes are becoming gay icons in AnkhMorpork, it gives him an idea about how he could amuse himself...
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,799 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Complete
Jeepers Creepers ThreeandaHalf: End Game by Yaoi Scribe reviews
Daniel and Adrian are still getting chased around by the Creeper but then they discover that there are far more frightening creatures in the universe. Slash, gore, sex warning!
Jeepers Creepers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,210 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 7/13/2006
Four Friends and One Freaky Book by sirius is on my team reviews
What happens when four teenagers are thrown into a muggle home to read their own destinies in novel form? You've never seen Lily so frightening, Sirius so bizarre, James so triumphant, or Remus so wordy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,071 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 11/9/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Mary Sue: The Ultimate Showdown by MacWriters Association reviews
The stakes are higher than ever this season: five Mary Sues must compete in the ultimate test of perfection. The winner joins three CanonSues in domination of the Harry Potter universe, while the others are condemned to a fate worse than death...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,778 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/11/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007 - OC - Complete
If I did it, here's how it happened by Myrtle the Tyrtle reviews
Harry Potter is dead! But who did it? None of our suspects have [or have they?], but are explaining how they would have. You can join in too! See inside for details. Contains HG, RHr, DG, DHr, HHr, ColinUmbridge and more. WARNING may cause sides to split!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,950 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/28/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006
Mary Sue: The owner's Manual by Jade Snape-Holloway reviews
Congratulations, you are the proud new owner of a Harry Potter Mary Sue! Read this manual to find out what to do next!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Complete
SUEvivor by Jade Snape-Holloway reviews
Ten Mary Sues...Nine challenges...one winner...Who will be The Ultimate Harry Potter Mary Sue? Read Suevivor and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,796 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/24/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Complete
Off by Harmonic Friction reviews
A ficlet tribute to strange pairings in the Harry Potter realm. Some mature pairings. [LuciusLuna, JustinErnie, PercivalPansy...]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 12/11/2006
Passion Fashion by beo-go-deo reviews
Sirius, Remus and James battle it out for Lily's heart in a dating show that sees Lily choose the winner based on their taste in womens clothing? On a show called Passion Fashion? Sounds cracked to me!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Sirius B., James P.
Stay In This Moment by RandHrfan reviews
Ron loves Hermione, Hermione loves Ron. What happends when she has to wake him up? A must read fanfic! I messed up a word, please look past it. And to all of those who are telling me Hermione's middle name is Jean not Jane blame JK, she changed it
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Fan Mail by Sweet-Sunshyne reviews
The Maraudors answer their fan mail. And people, the Marauders are in their 7th year of Hogwarts. Be carful with what you say in a letter. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,167 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
The Diary of a Siriusly Demented Girl by moneymakestheworldgoround reviews
Kit White's life was completely boring until someone stumbled across her while she was dressed in only underwear that wasn't even hers. From there, her life is suddenly turned upside down. SiriusOC [on hiatus too ...]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,599 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/21/2007 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Sirius B., OC
Telling the Future by DotzZ reviews
Throw an extremely stressed Lily, the 3 marauders she hates, a mysteriously disappearing door, and an even more mysterious book together, mix well and READ!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,337 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 10/18/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Insert Sappy Title Here by Goddess of Purple Squirrels reviews
A parodyish thing on a LilyJames fic. With evil rabbits and exclamation marks and overuse of the word 'awesome', what's not to like? ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Hazel Emeralds by SparklingSilverStars reviews
Lily Evans is a sixth year at Hogwarts. Many events are happening and Lily is still quarelling with James. But will Lily finally get her first kiss this year, perhaps the year after? A tale of friendship, mostly practical jokes and poems. hope you like it
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Hogwarts' Next Top Witch by WildAngels reviews
Join Hermione, Ginny, Luna, Cho, and six other witches as they compete to be Hogwarts' Next Top Witch. Parody of America's Next Top Model.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,524 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Ways to annoy Snape! by Jade Snape-Holloway reviews
Want to annoy Snape? Read this fic and do what it says! Ans PLEASE review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/18/2006 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Fanfiction: A Suethor's Story by musicqueens reviews
Mary Sues aren't very cool. Especially not when Harry, Draco, Ron and every other male character fall in love with her. So now we need your help to teach the culpritsuethor, Annabelle, a little bit on how to write a decent story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/8/2006 - Published: 9/25/2006 - OC, Harry P.
Rock Star: Hogwarts by RandHrfan reviews
Rock Star: Hogwarts. If you know the actual show its kind of like that, except, you choose who leaves! I won't update until 5 more reviews are made. :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Confessions of a Hair Gel Crazed Lunatic by BlahBabe reviews
So there’s a new boss over some parts of the Ministry base in America. Add a reluctant, hair obsessed Draco and the annoyed, boss Ginny Weasley, with a dash of Thanksgiving Holiday, and this is what you get. DG oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
What Poking Preludes by sheproclaimeditrandomly reviews
Poking preludes all love confessions...right? RonHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Beautiful by Silver Weasley reviews
Introspection, scarlet dresses, and awkward confessions abound. RHr oneshot, written before DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,756 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Under the Influence of Hot Chocolate by BlahBabe reviews
When a young house elf accidenly feeds Ginny Hot Chocolate Fire Whiskey, she goes somewhat loopy. 7 cups worth . Draco is fortunately there to make sure she gets to bed. D.G Oneshot. Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Spiders by Snow Empress reviews
Ron is afraid of spiders, and Hermione knows how to get rid of them. It'll cost him, though. Utterly pointless fluff. I'm actually surprised the marshmallow people haven't taken it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The fan fic that ruined everything by Jade Snape-Holloway reviews
Harry is up one night googleing his name when he comes accros a fan fic web site. This is what the HP cast feels about you freaky fan fics writers! PLEASE REVEIW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/18/2006 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Complete
Small Flies and Big Hair by sheproclaimeditrandomly reviews
“The fly is mocking me, Hermione!” he said. “I wouldn’t be a man if I didn’t teach it a lesson!” RonHermione ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
And then the Giant Squid consumed Hogwarts by Hey Vixen reviews
What happens when a quirky french girl and a spunky irish girl go to Hogwarts? WARNING: things may explode randomly. [written by heather & marissa] R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,501 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/16/2006 - Published: 6/5/2006
Truth Or Dare: Wizard Style by Br0wn3yedGirl reviews
This story is guaranteed to make you laugh...and probably judge me a little. p It's honestly JUST FOR FUN! Read if sad. WARNING-may cause stomach problems and suffocation due to hysterics in future chapters!Don't read if you have heart complications!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,950 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/7/2006 - Published: 7/29/2004
Harry Potter and the Story That Could Have Been by mbus55 reviews
A fic based on some random predictions that we had at the end of the fifth book. It's out of date now, but whatever, it's just humor. People will die twice, characters will go insane, and lightning will strike more than once. Read if you dare.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/5/2006 - Published: 8/20/2006
The Bet by akatsuki-chan reviews
When Sirius claims he could shag anyone in Hogwarts, James bets him 20 galleons he can't get Remus Lupin, their quiet antisocial roommate, into bed. Slash fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,529 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Standing There By You by EyesofEmerald reviews
Join the Hogwarts gang as Sirius Black leads them through dangers using his cunning..ow, James! Sirius, you know this story is all about ME! Right Lily? POTTER! THIS STORY IS NOT ALL ABOUT YOU, YOU ARROGANT, EGO ::Remus covers head w pillow:: Just read.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 246,975 - Reviews: 2819 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 4/16/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
First Encounter by Lyris Malachi reviews
Hogwarts has contracted a disease called loneliness and the giant squid as the only cure. Hogwartsgiant squid
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
Dreams by Lily's Lil Sis reviews
ONESHOT, James and Lilys' dreams both come true in one night. Please read, it's not as bad as it seems!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
House of Drawn Shades by Darkwing731 reviews
Sequel to the October Hollow. A girl is smuggled through the midst of a brewing war, raised to be the ultimate defender and the undying killer. When she finds her inevitable limits, how can she take back the life she used to have? TNxOC, eventual DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,332 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/25/2006 - Published: 7/26/2005 - OC, Theodore N.
Why Killing Yourself Is A Bad Idea by mbus55 reviews
When I tried to commit suicide, I recieved a punishment far worse than hell... keeping ten of fiction's most suicidal characters from doing themselves in. Features Lord of the Rings, Le Mis, Troy, and Harry Potter characters and a lot of fun randomosity.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,827 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 9/3/2005
You Just Run by Evilevergreen reviews
[Complete] One had the picture perfect family, the other barely knew what it meant. One was a model student, the other struggled to learn to read. One was kind, the other sweet, but together one would find his obsession and the other his rage.[Flint:Wood]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,792 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Oliver W., Marcus F. - Complete
Lily by Secret Lily reviews
Lily Evans is not the sort of girl who would normally be found writing in a diary. Yet, when she starts, she finds that the easiest way to overcome all the obstacles in life is to let her emotions out onto paper.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,439 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
No Magic Allowed by Cynicism and Happiness reviews
Harry and his friends are placed in a group with Snape and Malfoy to live like Muggles in the same house for a month. They have some interesting experiences, involving a fire hydrant, a Mercedes Benz, and Muggle clothing
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,067 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The philosophers brain by Give my socks back reviews
If you're up for a laugh this is the story for you. It's basically a reconstruction of philosophers stone, but better. haha not really. I really reccommed chapter 4. If you don't read up to that I'm afraid the world will implode! Please submit your revie
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006
Legolas in the Dungeons by Spooks Apprentice reviews
Sequel to Legolas visits the Dentist. Legolas is bored and manages to get stuck in the dungeons. Will he ever find his way out or will he be left in there to rot? Will he find a new friend?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Legolas - Complete
The sorting hat's TRUE song by Give my socks back reviews
This is the first year song that Dumbledore never allowed the students to see... no explicit content, just harsh words...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Complete
Legolas visits the Dentist by Spooks Apprentice reviews
Want to know what happens when Legolas visits the dreaded dentist? Will he survive the evils of tooth surgery? Will he get over his fears of the dentist? Find out by reading our story!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Legolas - Complete
Harry Potter and the Love Triangle by idkmybffspike reviews
SillyficKind of like a Harry Potter and the insert rest of title here in 15 minuets stories. Really werid. WARNING! SLASH! Not usually a slash writer... but I felt like it! Tell me if you think it's rated too low. I think it's fine but I'm not sure! RonHa
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Complete
The life of Mary by leencz reviews
She's just another one, another girl who goes to Camp Greenlake, another girl who is perfect in every way...not for the faint of stomache...read at your own risk. DO NOT SUE if you have to get therapy afterwards.
Holes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,598 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 12/4/2005
Trying to Play Poker by pinocchio reviews
[oneshot] The Marauders are trying to play poker, even though they don't know how, many crazy things happen including, drunkeness, sulking and marriage to a bottle of Firewhiskeys, craziness is a definite.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Complete
Echo by Secret Lily reviews
She was the light in his darkness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Remus L., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Techno Lord of the Rings by Spooks Apprentice reviews
This is a list of what we thought some of the Lord of the rings characters would be like if the story was set in modernfuture times.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/24/2005 - Published: 11/22/2005
When Star Wars meets Harry Potter by Spooks Apprentice reviews
Star Wars meets Harry Potter with very crazy results!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Complete
Forbidden by Secret Lily reviews
SiriusLily oneshot written for timeturner's Out of Your Realm challenge on HPFF. Sirius reflects on his relationship with Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete
Of Bunnies and Bananas by idkmybffspike reviews
Sillyfic What do you get when you have a few Harry Potter characters, bananas, and Volemort's a...WHAT! You have the story 'Of Bunnies and Bananas'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/17/2005
When You Break A TV by Ogreatrandom reviews
When Maggie breaks her TV she is punnished with seven nights of being trapped in her favorite movies as less then desirable characters. Princess Bride is the first. Now complete!
Princess Bride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,166 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/19/2005 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Complete
And That's Why We Should Leave These Things Alone by enigmagirl2727 reviews
SOMEONE has messed up the SpaceTime Continuum... again. Comedy and a MarySue epidemic ensue.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,263 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 4/24/2005
Vindicated by Secret Lily reviews
Lily's never allowed anyone to get too close before shoving them away. James Potter refuses to be cast away by her, not this time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,210 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/25/2005 - Published: 1/8/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Mary Sue Files by Depraved-Angel reviews
This is my revenge on the Suethors of Potterverse. This fic will contain one-shot ficlets of every Mary-Sue I have come across. Parody and humour awaits.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Complete
Lily's Date with the Giant Squid by ForPetesSake reviews
l“I wouldn’t go out with you if it was a choice between you and the giant squid!” yelled Lily. “Well. If that’s how you want to play it,” muttered James … R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/11/2004 - Published: 11/3/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Just Human by Wolf Maid reviews
One Shot. When Harry feels like he needs time alone, Luna shows him that sometimes talking can be better. LunaHarry. Rating is for language. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2004 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Adventures of Legolas Greenleaf by Esteladuial Greenleaf reviews
Legolas Greenleaf goes on a quest to find his cabbage socks......will 'ee ever find them?!?!? Please read and review! Rated PG-13 for some suggestive instances....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,741 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/28/2004 - Published: 5/7/2002 - Legolas
Computer Problems by Ketchup is Red reviews
Is your Computer a tool of Sauron? Read this to find out.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/20/2004
The Splenditastic Adventures of Legolas by Alinya reviews
The Splenditastic Adventures of Legolas in Middle School. Ali is stressed. Things get even worse when Legolas appears in her room.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2004 - Legolas
The Adventures of Legolas by CherryKiwi reviews
Well, Legolas happens to, well, meet us :screams: and he has his own little adventures. Promises to be an exciting experience!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2003 - Legolas
The Many Adventures of Legolas the Elf by Kilconey reviews
In a bizarre version of Winnie the Pooh, Legolas goes on several adventures, none of which are normal. He encounters the narrator and suffers from intense insanity!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Legolas - Complete
Makeovers For Sale by Vixenette reviews
Sirius sells makeovers to people who need them (and to some who don't). Sirius/Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,793 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Not Another Mary Sue Fanfiction by Cameo Moon reviews
When Hogwarts has to create a new house for all the Mary Sues that have suddenly decided to invade the school, you might get the idea that there's a slight problem... Ch.6- Boom! Hermione infultrates the Mary Sue House, with the help of polyjuice potion
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,706 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/22/2002 - Published: 2/3/2002
The Adventures of Legolas and Catalina by Aurora Dragon reviews
Legolas, Catalina and the adventures that they share.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/25/2002 - Published: 2/13/2002 - Legolas
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Changes reviews
AU,all human.Bella lives with her dad, and doesn't know her mother. Charlie is abusive, and beats her.Bella is ready to give up when a new boy comes to town. Can he change her mind before she does something drastic?Better summary inside.Rated for safety
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,829 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008
Letting go reviews
Everyone has to let go eventually. RonLuna. Character Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Complete
The Story of My Death reviews
What will Hermione do when she hears an earsplitting shriek in the hallway? How will she solve the mystery of who the shrieker is? ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
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