Author has written 1 story for Naruto.
my name's Cat or noveltyheart
neway i'm not entirely new...
i used to have an account but i forgot my password -_- ;;
Quotable quotes: (because I'm random like that)
" 'I see' said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw"
"Save your breath...you'll need it to blow up your date"
"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door"
"The voices in my head know what you did"
"They misunderestimated me" - George Bush
"I'm already visualising the duct tape over your mouth"
"I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids would you like?"
My friend: "'Life's pretty straight without Twisties' Does that mean it's gay when you eat them?"
My friend: "But if you go on the pill and your period stops, won't you start to develop male hormones?" XDD she's so cute
"There are three types of people: those who can count and those who can't"
"Friends help you move. Real friends help you move the body"
" 'I think they should burn his voodoo dolls!' Now, i don't know much about voodoo but..." - Russell Brand http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1uhmnNnmL8
"If you're going to have a father figure, in prison, probably best to have one who ain't also a pedophile. He may abuse that position." - Russell Brand
"You are now essentially an oxygen-thief" - Russell Brand
"Friends will bail you out of jail. Real friends will be in the cell next to you saying "Damn...but that was fun."
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother-in-law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
"Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?"
"Make yourself at home. Clean the kitchen"
My friend at school (even though its an all girls school we have a small bathroom for guy visitors): "I wonder what a boys bathroom looks like... Cat i'm gonna check out the boys bathroom."
My friend: "Ewwwww Cat, i just saw a unicorn in there."
Me: "A what?" goes in to investigate "Oh, you mean a urinal XDD"
"Everything in moderation... including moderation" XD hehe this one is a personal favourite
"Tobias, you blowhard" - from Arrested Development (watch it!!)
"Here's my business card: 'TOBIAS - analrapist'" "Ah, you do know what that looks like right?" "No, no. You pronounce it; uh-narl-ru-pust. It's a combination of an analysist and a therapist"
"I have no problem with that" - from A.D
"STOP! Forest STOP!"
a.k.a Messenger of God
- The Bookstore (Naruto)