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Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

ahoy hoy

my name's Cat or noveltyheart

neway i'm not entirely new...

i used to have an account but i forgot my password -_- ;;

Quotable quotes: (because I'm random like that)

" 'I see' said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw"

"Save your breath...you'll need it to blow up your date"

"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door"

"The voices in my head know what you did"

"They misunderestimated me" - George Bush

"I'm already visualising the duct tape over your mouth"

"I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids would you like?"

My friend: "'Life's pretty straight without Twisties' Does that mean it's gay when you eat them?"

My friend: "But if you go on the pill and your period stops, won't you start to develop male hormones?" XDD she's so cute

"There are three types of people: those who can count and those who can't"

"Friends help you move. Real friends help you move the body"

" 'I think they should burn his voodoo dolls!' Now, i don't know much about voodoo but..." - Russell Brand http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1uhmnNnmL8

"If you're going to have a father figure, in prison, probably best to have one who ain't also a pedophile. He may abuse that position." - Russell Brand

"You are now essentially an oxygen-thief" - Russell Brand

"Friends will bail you out of jail. Real friends will be in the cell next to you saying "Damn...but that was fun."

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother-in-law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

"Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?"

"Make yourself at home. Clean the kitchen"

My friend at school (even though its an all girls school we have a small bathroom for guy visitors): "I wonder what a boys bathroom looks like... Cat i'm gonna check out the boys bathroom."

Me: "Um...ok"

My friend: "Ewwwww Cat, i just saw a unicorn in there."

Me: "A what?" goes in to investigate "Oh, you mean a urinal XDD"

"Everything in moderation... including moderation" XD hehe this one is a personal favourite

"Tobias, you blowhard" - from Arrested Development (watch it!!)

"Here's my business card: 'TOBIAS - analrapist'" "Ah, you do know what that looks like right?" "No, no. You pronounce it; uh-narl-ru-pust. It's a combination of an analysist and a therapist"

"I have no problem with that" - from A.D

"STOP! Forest STOP!"

That's all

Um...enjoy!

Cat

a.k.a Messenger of God

Currently writing:

- The Bookstore (Naruto)

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Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 266,304 - Reviews: 13537 - Favs: 16,375 - Follows: 13,731 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
This way to the stars by GodofContradiction reviews
*RE-VAMP* When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,945 - Reviews: 2464 - Favs: 1,643 - Follows: 1,563 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Ultimate Uke Syndrome by rosesareblue reviews
If it looks like a girl, it's a boy. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,813 - Reviews: 3842 - Favs: 2,059 - Follows: 1,701 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Just Like Heroin by VanityWantsYou reviews
It never ends well when you fall in love with a straight man. REWRITE OF THIS STORY IN THE WORKS. READ LAST CHAPTER. NaruSasu and SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 225,354 - Reviews: 4150 - Favs: 1,573 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sunlight in a Dark Room by sunshine-melodi reviews
Naruto is successfully kidnapped by Itachi during a moment of weakness. With a long journey ahead of them, they grow closer in more ways than a captive should with his captor. AUish Shounen ai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 79,176 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Double Fault by attackfish reviews
Practice games become tremendous tests of endurance when Ryoma finds himself losing energy. To make matters worse, the senior players notice. Ryoma seems to be more sick than he realized. First person, various PoV. Gen. Ryoma is diagnosed with leukemia.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,338 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 7/8/2006 - E. Ryoma, Fuji S.
Possession by Fractured Dreams reviews
When you've lost everything you've ever held dear in your heart, it's hard to pick up the peices and start again. But Naruto gets a chance to rebuild his life and find peace with his past. And perhaps, to find love with another. Shounen ai, Sas x naru,
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 194,507 - Reviews: 1462 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Greatest Enemy by Shaay reviews
Being the Fourth Hokage meant he had many enemies. So who did he consider his greatest enemy? SasuxNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,981 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Habitual Infatuation by Quinn Anderson reviews
Dedicated to Sorachan. Sasuke finds out more than he ever cared to know about Naruto and decides to play a dangerous game of seduction. Kakashi will, of course, have his say before the end. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,016 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 1,319 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Muse by The Eternity Dragon reviews
The person who had told him relationships were simple should taken out and shot as far as Sasuke was concerned. He'd never been so stressed in his life, it was like bringing order to chaos. NaruSasu Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,167 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Fish Bird by The Eternity Dragon reviews
He had to somehow break the silence between then. 'I never meant to love you.' Sasuke said, 'I didn't want to, I never planned to.' 'Sasuke,' Naruto replied, 'you've ruined everything.' SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 167,155 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Bounce Me Back by Tsuki no Kitsune reviews
AU. SasuNaruSasu. They meet, and instantly regret it. It’s the beginning of a confusing year for the both of them... overflowing with confrontations, feelings and trials. A life of basketball and questions. Who will bounce the other back on track first?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 118,564 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sexy Ass by kazenoyouni reviews
For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 77,344 - Reviews: 2287 - Favs: 2,691 - Follows: 2,709 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Marked by Jutsu by Minerva Teller of tales reviews
Music brought us together, but can tear us apart. I don't want to waste this chance to fix the past. Future AU, Naruto-centric Yaoi, language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 101,416 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 3/1/2004
Pancakes by HK Keiji reviews
Konohamaru resorts to sleeping with other men for money, that is, until Naruto comes into his life. Narukono
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,360 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Naruto U., Konohamaru S.
Colourless Vanity by StarsOfYaoi reviews
-EDITING- *ItaNaru, others* Naruto had every intention to go train with Jiraiya after the Valley of End… but instead, he's given another option –become a member of the newest ANBU team…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 143,726 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 1,888 - Follows: 2,148 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 9/13/2006 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] Iruka U.
white, surge red by Sugahlei reviews
Sasuke does a bad thing. Everything changes, Naruto doesn’t care…but then, he’s got a different reason to live, now. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,249 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Welcome to Yaoi High by eftee reviews
Discontinued. There is a revised version out called "Namikaze."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 122,673 - Reviews: 2040 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Hyakumensou by Agni reviews
A contract signed eighteen years ago has turned Naruto’s life upside down. How will he cope with this new, troubling development in his life that he cannot escape? Yaoi, ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 98,617 - Reviews: 1507 - Favs: 2,168 - Follows: 2,323 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Kitty, Want Some Candy? by VanityWantsYou reviews
Sasuke had taken the small cub in as his son, but he definitely hadn't expected the boy to fall in love with him... nor had he expected to fall for him too. SasuNaru ItaKyuu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 85,369 - Reviews: 2575 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Sunrise, Sunset by Wings of a Wolf reviews
After failing to retrieve Sasuke again, Naruto receives another of Akatsuki's friendly invitations to join them. Given very little choice, Naruto decided to go with them in hopes of gaining the power needed to bring Sasuke home. ItaNaru, yaoi. NO PLANS TO UPDATE WITHIN THE NEXT FIVE YEARS, SO DON'T ASK.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,505 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
It's a Nanny's Job by Tandakku reviews
When Sasuke's wife divorces him, and leaves him their children, it's up to him to get a nanny. But nobody is right for the job. Except for this blonde, who refuses to leave his property until he gets the job. What's Sasuke to do?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,007 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Winter Release by StarsOfYaoi reviews
-Editing- *ItaNaru* Kyuubi's secret is out, Akatsuki is attacking, and he is fighting to be strong enough to take Sasuke back... only to fall for his best friend's worst enemy. Naruto may have to deal with more than requested...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 210,309 - Reviews: 1498 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Underneath by LilangLuha reviews
Roy x Ed and maybe others. Ed is coerced into accepting an undercover assignment as a student can the Fullmetal Alchemist survive halls of peculiar teachers, petty classmates, runins with military, and a dysfunctional love octagon? Enjoy!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 79,123 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Purple Cocaine Prison by Ebraheart reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is an artist balancing his time between school and real life. He sees beauty in everything he draws and his favorite model is no exception. The question is, will he do something about it? (Original) MM,Yaoi(Note:Will Be R starting Chap.4 )
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 119,229 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 3/7/2005
Misery Loves Company by Ladelle reviews
As Naruto struggles to discover his purpose, he ends up discovering himself. The road to vengeance is never pretty, but with a new intelligence and even greater allies, the future really, really, never saw this coming. Unfortunately, neither did Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 140,275 - Reviews: 2184 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Voodoo no Jutsu by Chiyume reviews
Naruto discovers the somewhat interesting things one can do to a certain Uchiha Sasuke with a voodoo-doll... NaruSasuNaru, YAOI, rated M for later chapters. Read and Review please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,331 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
He Loves Me More by KawaiiNeYo reviews
UPDATED! CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE! Sakura thought she had Sasuke's love in the bag and then a blond-haired man by the name of Naruto comes into the picture making her rethink her earlier assumption. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,143 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Love Thy Brother by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
SasuNaru! Kakashi and Iruka fall in love and their sons, Sasuke and Naruto, have to learn to live together as one big happy family. But is it possible? gomen, this summery stinks
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,459 - Reviews: 1591 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 1,294 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
What Would Jesus Do? by heythatsmybike reviews
After coming out of the closet, Naruto's parents decide to send him to a conversion therapy camp. Now it's up to him to discover himself, his sexuality, and where his convictions really lie. SasuNaru. AU. **INDEFINITE HIATUS**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,610 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Wrong Side of Normal by Ladelle reviews
In a race against time from the one person Sasuke fears the most, there are only two things that matter. One, making it out alive. Two, making sure Naruto Uzumaki doesn't screw things up. SasuNaruSasu, AU, AIYH Rewrite.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,249 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Sticks and Stones by lunabasketcase reviews
Bullying goes too far as 3 boys learn the class loser isn't as weak as he appears.When they fail to gain his trust and friendship they are only pulled further into his crazy world.This is a story of five dozen eggs,cage fighters,petitions for gay marriage
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,006 - Reviews: 1258 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Connected by HK Keiji reviews
Naruto hardly see's life outside the four walls of his room, because of his illness. Yet, he meets someone on the internet... Maybe this chance meeting could change his life. Sasuke and Naruto. Sasunaru... beautiful.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,322 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Enigmatic Prey by nlblake reviews
The new transfer student to Seigaku Senior High, Echizen Ryoma, is a mystery Fuji can't resist solving.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,040 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 11/8/2006 - E. Ryoma, Fuji S.
The UsThem Complex by jam2599 reviews
Everyone from Konoha High was successful. Well, everyone but Uzumaki Naruto. His only claim to fame was that he was the personal assistant of the hottest actor in Japan, a man named Sai. NarutoSai.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 64,546 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Naruto U., Sai
Belong to Me by Ladelle reviews
Konoha is desperate for a treaty with Sound and sends it's best to achieve it. Disguised as entertainers the team goes forth, Naruto being the only one able to tear down the leader of Sound's defenses. NaruSasuNaru, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,863 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
For Your Eyes Only by Shirohane reviews
Iruka decides to mate his pet kitten, Naruto, when he goes into heat. This leads him to meet Kakashi, owner of Sasuke the kitten, and sparks fly. However, the pets are not the only ones who find their soulmates... SasuNaru, KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,172 - Reviews: 1464 - Favs: 1,565 - Follows: 1,410 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Amaterasu by VanityWantsYou reviews
A god stuck in a human body, a gunhandling priest, and a human sacrifice with split personalities, together on a journey for a very similar goal: to find the Bijuu. [Continuation of the preview]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,122 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
An Interwoven Web Of Deceit by Kalariona reviews
Chapter 19! Yay! Naruto begins to get headaches that no one can explain. He also begins to hear strange voices that he doesn't recognise and no one else can hear. Secrets are being kept and lies are covering more lies. SasuNaru Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,730 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Almost Sucks by Mashiro reviews
[AU, NaruSasu] It is love at first sight when Naruto meets his new neighbor Sasuke and no amount of foul attitude can change his mind. A story about growing up, about family and about that love thing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 77 - Words: 284,966 - Reviews: 2534 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Little Sunflower by Machi reviews
AU,SasuNaru. Waiting for a change to lead him down a more innocent path, serial murderer Uchiha Sasuke finds it in a gentle blonde with a heart of gold, but perhaps an even darker past than his own. DARK FIC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,826 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Dance with me by HK Keiji reviews
A blind Naruto, who's muscles are deteriorating, meets Sasuke Uchiha, a dancer... Sasunaru, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Secret Nights by HK Keiji reviews
shinokiba Shino sneaks into Kiba's room every night. lots of yaoi and shonenai, and do they find love?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,568 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Kiba I., Shino A.
I Fell in Love with a Boy by OO83 reviews
-AU-Yaoi-SasuNaru- Love is tough in high school, but it's downright impossible when you're a boy in love with another boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,236 - Reviews: 1904 - Favs: 1,528 - Follows: 1,372 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 4/2/2004
Romantism by Novelist Pup reviews
[AU, Highschool] Love doesn't take no for an answer. Jiraiya and Orochimaru found this out the hard way. [JiraOro]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,712 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru
Black and Gold by Petileo reviews
Naruto is one of the few students in his year to retain his foxy ears and tail- symbols of his innocence. All think that oblivious, adorable Naruto is 'doomed to a life of celibacy'.That is until the chance meeting with sex-god Uchiha Itachi. ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,032 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Conquest by Adistoria reviews
Naruto attempts to attract the attention of the new Teaching Assistant, Uchiha Sasuke, at his university. AU, M/M, NaruSasu/SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,181 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Daddy Sasuke by Seto's Darkness reviews
Sasuke loves Naruto very much… but he can't have him, because Naruto is his adopted son [SasuNaru YAOI, shounenai]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,804 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Pivot: Part II of The Concurrence Arc by Erisabesu reviews
NaruSasu. “Living with a brilliant Architect has never been easy, but the last months have been the worst by far. It’s time to remind a certain workaholic perfectionist what’s really important, even at the risk of Naruto's career." YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,989 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Low Wage Worth by Novelist Pup reviews
The irritable worker who hates his job, the annoying customer, and the bastard of a manager. Who ever said life wasn't worth it? [AU, SasuNaruSai]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,916 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sai
Love, Shakespeare by 1147694 reviews
[SasuNaru. AU.] Falling in love after divorce is one thing. Falling in love with your ex wife's new boyfriend is another.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,325 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
To adore the Hellish by Yellow kiwi reviews
Naruto can't stop thinking of the schools outcast. It'll be hard enough to get to know him, even harder to get him to love him, but none of it will be has hard as staying together in a school that is trying so hard to tear you apart. AU, yoai, GaaraNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,302 - Reviews: 1248 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 12/7/2006 - [Gaara, Naruto U.] - Complete
A time to by asashouryuu reviews
-Added three extra chapters- They met... they grew up together but things were always deeper between them than they realized. Watch as Sasu and Naru struggle against themselves and defy social norms. SasuNaru with side pairings. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 139,660 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I Love Teaching by writehanded reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is a young, popular English teacher at Konoha High School. His calm, uncomplicated life is turned on its head when Uchiha Sasuke, a gorgeous senior, puts the moves on his sensei—big time. SasuNaru. Warnings and such inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,552 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Stereotype? No, Thank You by squishtheorange reviews
Naruto: Emo? Punk? Japanese Freak? He's got trouble finding himself. Doesn't help when his heart starts beating for his gay best friend. High School. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,900 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Only Our Ring Fingers Know by aprille-hime reviews
The ultimate expression of love is to wear matching rings...When Naruto accidentally switches rings with the most popular guy in Konoha High, they discover that their rings pair up! Will this revelation bring them closer? Sasunaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,639 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Just like Heroine by sugarswirls reviews
Sasuke's life has taken a downward spiral since the murder of his family, but his life is flipped upside down when he meets a sweet, blonde haired girl named Naruto. But there's more to Naruto than meets the eye... Highschool AU SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 239,758 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
10 ways to bag an Uchiha by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Watch, as Naruto tries to bag his very own Uchiha. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Clockwork by honeysyrup reviews
One night Naruto, an apprentice clock smith, is visited by a mysterious stranger who leaves him with a bizarre gift. A mechanical doll with strikingly realistic features. sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,182 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Leap Frog by neeth reviews
A story about four very different individuals and the one man who decides to change their lives forever. “Where there are no winners or losers, just the prospect of oneups and setbacks.” [ItaNaru, Sasuke, Gaara, AU, slash]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,634 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Cracks in the Sidewalk by 1957 reviews
AU. Naruto's life revolves around music, and he hopes to start a band. Sasuke is a transfer student with a knack for composition and a secret love for rock n' roll. SasuNaru GaaNaru NejiNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,418 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Shadowing Crime by SilverRose88 reviews
For Uzumaki Naruto, being a crime reporter and shadowing a cop on cases for 6 weeks is a piece of cake, right? Not when the cop happens to be the cold, yet undeniably gorgeous, Uchiha Sasuke. SasuNaru. Yaoi. Lime in Chapter 9. HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 95,292 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006
Conversion by Arathe reviews
Five years after his arrival on an alternate world, a chance meeting with someone from his past gives Edward Elric the hope that maybe, just maybe, he might have found his ticket home. Alter!Roy/Ed, Roy/Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,638 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Uzumaki Triangle by Ladelle reviews
Sasuke loves a challenge and Naruto hates to lose. Too bad neither one of them is good at resisting.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,436 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Things could be worse by Xpatch-work-dollX reviews
When the flirtatous high school teen Naruto is tricked into getting a tattoo, he meets the socially challenged playboy Sasuke, a tattoo artist. Problems are just bound to arise. AU high school narusasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,534 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Of Brothers and Lovers by Jedi.Vixen reviews
AU Uchiha Sasuke deals with seduction at school, home, and the business world. GaaraxItachixSasuke, NejixSasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,626 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Sasuke U., Neji H.
Normality by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*currently on HIATUS* *SasuNaru, others* After The Rescue 5 take Sasuke back to Konoha, Naruto realizes he can't face the Uchiha anymore, and decides to do the unthinkable... leave Team7. *Chp 6 up!*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,323 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Life's Little Changes by ladywolfTerri reviews
Naruto didn't think he needed a tutor, that is until Kakashi got one for him. SasuNaru. Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,078 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Get Me a Wife by Hiki-chan reviews
COMPLETE! Sasuke has to get a wife thanks to the insistant Tsunande who claims that it would make Sasuke more loyal to Konoha. Sasuke doesn't seem so toubled, he has the perfect candidate for the job. But how do you seduce one who seduces back? [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,708 - Reviews: 2183 - Favs: 1,516 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kiss Me Deadly by Aweshum reviews
[AU. SasuNaru.] One kiss. Everyday. For the rest of the school year. Those are my terms, Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,498 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 1,305 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Next Door by Kaoru Gal reviews
Hang out with the screwed up, become screwed over yourself. Literally. EnvyxEd AU yaoi language
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,111 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Edward E., Envy
Byakuya by Constructor reviews
Yaoi. SasuNaru GaaNaru and NejiNaru flirting. Naruto can feel it sometimes, the Kyuubi's chakra reeling out of control. Great. Now all he has to do is resist the urge to rip out Irukasensei's throat. Brilliant. KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 99,715 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
So You're In Love With Your Best Friend? by Selphiebunny reviews
Those sloppy, wet kisses on late mornings, snuggling in the middle of the night, smiling? ...What was the world coming to? Okay, so maybe Sasuke liked it a little bit. Includes Highschool!Sasunaru shonen ai . DEAD.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,911 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Something of Love: Ai no Koto by Taes reviews
Love is no choice. It takes you, swallows you whole and never gives anything back. Two young men learn about love as troubles overwhelm their lives. Set in modern Japanese High School. YAOI, SasuNaru. Discontinued. See within for a rough draft of the end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,615 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 7/4/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 3,616 - Follows: 356 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Starving Artist by g3ssh0ku reviews
AU, yaoi Everything was the same at Konoha High however, for Naruto's final year in high school, things were changing...ItaNaru rating as stands for now
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,877 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Let Me Make You Mine by Ellie Lights reviews
Very innocent and naive Naruto is best friends with Sasuke, a possessive perverted friend. Both 14yr.old boys like experimenting with each other,& one day after school Naruto gets curious about something SasuNaru, Major Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,111 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 3/17/2007 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
All According to Plan by heythatsmybike reviews
Sasuke always had a plan B. Well... almost always. NaruSasu. ***DISCONTINUED***
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,745 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 2/22/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Red Silk by Sooky-babi reviews
Sasuke’s mistake thousands of years ago cost him something valuable, his first and only love. Determined to live on as the monster his brother created him to be he promised to find those azure eyes once more and ask for forgiveness.AU Yaoi Vampire Fanfic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,376 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Taking Your Life Back by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews
[COMPLETE]It's high school, what do you expect, a fairytale romance? There's no such thing as romance for Naruto Uzumaki...[SasuNaru Various MM Yaoi AU LEMON]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 58,230 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/19/2006 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Uchiha Shorts by HK Keiji reviews
Naruto made Sasuke some Uchiha shorts, with the Uchiha symbol on his crotch... it looked like a penis. "I can't wear that!" he spluttered.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 66 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Press Here by Sooky-babi reviews
Some people just know how to press all the wrong buttons... GaarNaru SasuNaru ?Naru .:Laughs:. suggestions for couplings welcomed
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,568 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/15/2006 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Naruto U., Gaara
Walking Corpse by dazdnconfusd730 reviews
Ten years ago Naruto died in the fight against Orochimaru. At least...that's what everyone was told.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,511 - Reviews: 1715 - Favs: 3,155 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Four Fathers Talk by R. Liam reviews
Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 160 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Superhero by R. Liam reviews
Sasuke never believed in superheroes. Until one night, one just saved him from certain death and changed his life forever. SasuNaru. AU. [in progress...]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,948 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 11/1/2006 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Gift by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*NejiShikaNaru, Lemon One-Shot* Naruto always had to spend his birthday alone, but this year something is going to change...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,554 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 112 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Neji H., Naruto U. - Complete
Haunted House on the Hill by FastForward reviews
Naruto is the biggest scaredycat in town, so what happens when he's dared to stay in a supposedly haunted house, and his rival finds out? Full summary inside. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,575 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Team Seven by FastForward reviews
Naruto is sitting in a bar with Team Seven, but why does everything seem wrong? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 105 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ideal by Starflower Sakura reviews
[Oneshot Sasuke x Naruto] Naruto didn't match the image of Sasuke's ideal.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto the Promiscuous Uke by S Girlie reviews
Life in the eyes of a horny uke. SasuNaru NejiNaru ShikaNaru ShinoNaru KibaNaru LeeNaru ...EVERYTHINGNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Art of Kissing by ivy-queen reviews
After hearing a conversation between Ino and Sakura, Sai becomes curious about the idea of kissing. As a result, his team mates find themselves in very awkward situations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Sai, Naruto U. - Complete
Cursive by Lethe Seraph reviews
Dinner? At his place? I don't know, man. I'm not nervous, just [jouxkai] I don't know if I can go through with this.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,966 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 3/27/2004 - K. Jounouchi, S. Kaiba
Hate and a Stolen Dream by Monday reviews
In which Team 7 learns just how well Naruto knows Sasuke. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 162 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chasing Naruto by AkaiTsume reviews
AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,423 - Reviews: 2580 - Favs: 3,064 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Complete
Daddy Rooster Head by dragon dreams reviews
[AU] Orphan Naruto is sent to a private school through the generosity of DaddyRoosterHead! Definitely Sasunaru! Epilogue up! Thanks to all who reviewed!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,949 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Complete
Little Pink Pills by MushroomAnn reviews
Two young boys, one last fight, two little pills called Ecstasy and one long detention. A.N: written after OotP and set during sixth year. Warning: drug use!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,504 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/16/2005 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Right Kind of Wrong by cutiechibi reviews
UPDATE! This story will no longer be continued. It was my first Naruto AU fic, so you can enjoy it for nostalgia's sake.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,518 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/25/2005 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Capricious Naruto reviews
[Sasunaru] “I bet you think Naruto can withstand anything…that he’s invulnerable to all the bad things in the world.” Kyuubi poked his forefinger into Kakashi chest. “He isn’t a saint…” He sneered. “the day he was born he lost all rights to be innocent
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,572 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.