Conquistador Imp
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Joined 09-13-06, id: 1133247, Profile Updated: 08-28-08
Author has written 1 story for Hellsing.

This is rather pointless since I probably won't being a writer, but it makes it easier to review on all the fics instead of the some that allow outsiders of the fanficians to review.

Giving a few details for
the curious, and creepy stalkers whose asses will be kick if show up, even if there is total lack of true information.

Name: Conquistador Imp, but for short you may call me Conquistador.

Age: infinite, unknown, n/a, don't worry I'm out of preschool... maybe

Likes: reading, crab legs, jokes, slightly twisted jokes, twisted to the point of no return jokes, humor of all sorts, pissing people off, confusing people beyond belief, tv, fire, fruit, Austrailan football, Terry Pratchett, cats, sweets and sodas

Dislikes: Country Music, pink, pink again, hell lets just burn the pink and get it over with, onions, mushrooms, American football, being thought of as normal, Verin the cat, coconut (might be allergic to that) and pickles

Music: Prefers celtic rock, but will listen to almost everything. Hates; country and really sllllllllllllllooooooowwwwwww songs.

I don't really care what most people think, if I care what you think ain't you special. That would mean your either friends or family. Also has the cutest greatest cat of all time (I would know) Michael.

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The Ante by Lucia de'Medici reviews
When Gambit left Rogue on the shores of Blood Moon Bayou, he slipped a playing card into her hand. More than a conciliatory gesture, it signaled the start of something that carried the understanding: Never bet more than you are willing to lose.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 337,034 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L.
Heady by Nga Aroha reviews
An unspeakable discovery leads to a new player in a prophesy. Raven has to do the unthinkable to keep the world safe - set Malchior free. Will this end up being the best, or worst desision of her life? Or will all this be moot when the world ends?
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,976 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Raven, Malchior
Fated by Hanako A reviews
Hermione has always thought of herself as a rational creature. However the magic of her blood won't be denied, and there's nothing she can do to stop her fall.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 86,154 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
we don't belong here by sassafrasss reviews
A story of Arthur and Ariadne, their work and their dreams in the aftermath of inception.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,591 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur
Tattoo by cleverplane769366 reviews
A girl meets Alucard and finds herself falling for the only vampire she needs to fear.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 58 - Words: 158,467 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 2/13/2008
To Touch Without Feeling by Lady-Hand-Grenade reviews
Rogue has a killer kiss but Remy's not afraid of a little bit of danger, especially when it involves a beautiful girl. Their encounter is brief but intense... and the first of many.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,519 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Rogue, Gambit
A Pause In Conversation by awesomatics reviews
The Internet has arrived at Hogwarts, and Draco and Hermione are not impressed by the drama it brings with it. Written in snippets of conversations, VOMs, diary entries, and chatting over the Wizarding Across NetworK. Seventh year. HBP not relevant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,361 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Broken by inadaze22 reviews
He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger’s spirit beyond recognition.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 367,993 - Reviews: 4996 - Favs: 6,040 - Follows: 1,840 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Shackles of Blood Unbreakable Bonds by Holix reviews
Intergra's granddaughter is givin Alucard in a time of peace, in the Americas no less; can they survive each other? And what's that undead scent in the air? Vampires? Rated for swearing and yuri, possibly yaoi -ratings may change- . Light on the ramance.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,912 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/6/2008
And Now for Something Completely Different by The Tygre reviews
Anomalous short stories from the universe of the Arcanists. Happy Halloween! Scarecrows! Czernobog! Domovoi! And a whole bunch of other crap probably inspired by Russian myth and Ray Bradbury!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,113 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Raven
Buy Me Love by Archosy reviews
Hermione must attend her cousin's wedding. Somehow in all the mess, she ropes Draco Malfoy into being her date.. R&R! Chapter 8 UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,070 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Jagged Fate by AnimeAries402 reviews
Rogue has stopped taking care of herself as a result of rather strange dreams. And when she finally collapses, the one to catch her is none other than the Cajun master thief. But is there more going on? Full Summary inside. Romy undergoing revisions
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,671 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L.
A Comedy of Letters by Some Scribbles reviews
Strange things can happen after a game of online poker. When the top two players start emailing, what will happen when circumstances force them to unknowingly meet? Is that love in the ink? ROMY. Chpt 31: Waiting for the Tape to Change.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 122,861 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L.
The Epic of the Arcanists Prologue Kresk by The Tygre reviews
A demon named Kresk has awakened and 'befriended' Raven. Now Raven is being drawn into the world of demons and old magic. And things are gonna get weird, especially when Raven unwittingly joins an ancient society called 'the Arcanists'.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,917 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Raven, Malchior - Complete
Breaking Point by TenshiJaki reviews
You can only push a person so far before they break, the Titans are going to learn this the hard way when Raven has had enough. It's Humor, the summery sounds so dire... Some sprinkled RaeBB RobStar
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,996 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Oh Dear reviews
And then came an idea. An idea that will cause much mental pain.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 11/10/2007