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Hello fellow life forms! I am ShadowsOfHades.

I like books, Marvel, Broadway, books, reading, writing fan fiction, books, watching cooking shows, Percy Jackson, books, Harry Potter, most dystopian series, My Hero Academia, and books.

This site will be used for my book-and-movie-related fanfics, like Percy Jackson and Artemis Fowl. For my My Hero Academia fanfics, check out my account on Archive of Our Own, which is under the same name (ShadowsOfHades). I also have an account on Wattpad (again, under ShadowsOfHades) which will have all of my fanfictions.

Hogwarts Profile: I am a Slytherin (and proud of it), and my patronus is a wolf; my wand is Blackthorn and Phoenix feather, 12.5 inches, and hard flexibility; my Ilvermorny House is the Horned Serpent (very mind-oriented)

Godly Heritage: I am a child of Hades (obviously), and a legacy of Athena, Mars, and Loki (don't hate)

Preferred Weapons: My enchanted Stygian Iron knives, my Dwarven Black Bow of Fate (shout out to Skyrim, the best game ever), and my magic staff

Faction: I am Divergent (aren't we all though?), a combination of Dauntless (I'm a HUGE adrenaline junkie), Erudite, and Abnegation

District: Four, fishing, because I love the ocean and I could never be in a factory job or a stifling job like working in a coal mine

Nation: I am a waterbender raised in the Fire Nation (honestly the fire nation has the best clothes, eye color, and culture in my opinion, but water is by far the most powerful element)

Quirk: (I got this idea from Ren Heart, another fanfiction author on here, so I can't take any credit) Dual Telepathy and Telekinesis, except that I can only use one at a time and there's a cool down that takes as long as I used it for (basically if I used it for an hour straight, it would have an hour cool down, but if I only used it for a second, it would only have a second-long cool down)

Superhero Name: Either Shade (because of my Hades powers, duh) or Lokasenna (it is 1. that flyting in Norse mythology where Loki verbally handed the Aesir's rear ends to them on a silver platter and 2. a beautiful, ethereal piece of music from the Thor: A Dark World soundtrack)


Favorite Book - Hmmm, even on a good day this is still nearly impossible, so top three in alphabetical order: 1984 by George Orwell, The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexandre Dumas, and the Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring by J.R.R. Tolkien

Favorite Series - Lord of the Rings (it was written like it was from the 1700s but was actually written in the mid-1900s and the story was so well written with all of its intertwining layers and subplotlines)(and have you seen the Silmarillion like WOW—)(also School for Good and Evil and Ready Player One get honorable mentions but I know they're not my favorite)

Favorite Movie - Either Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (one of the best book-to-movie adaptations ever created... Sean Astin and Viggo Mortensen were so good in their roles and Ian Mckellan was practically born to play Gandalf), or Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl (come on, Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow? Yes please. And I LOVE Orlando Bloom as Will. And the music was SO GOOD THANK YOU HANS ZIMMER AND KLAUS BADELT)(It would have hands down been The Phantom of the Opera but the ending of the story disappointed me)

Favorite Reality TV Show - The Amazing Race (I'm a huge nerd fascinated by different cultures and languages and watching people race around the world doing culturally-themed challenges makes me want to travel the world and see it all for myself)

Favorite Sitcom - The Big Bang Theory (because again, I am a huge nerd)

Favorite Game Show - Jeopardy (do I really need to say it again)(I'm a nerd)(woooo big surprise)(you weren't expecting that were you?)

Favorite Anime - My Hero Academia (It's also the only anime I watch, so there's not much to choose from in this department)

Favorite Cartooon - Avatar: The Last Airbender (it was so well-written and the characters were done so well with unique backstories (not to mention the greatest redemption arc in history) and there was so much symbolism and historical context)

Least Favorite Book - The Cursed Child (JKR could have done so much better with this... instead it was confusing, had no real meaning, and made no sense at all)(Mockingjay gets honorable mention because it was SO RUSHED SERIOUSLY)(and also Heartless by Marissa Meyer because the book was fantastic until the last fifty pages when she SPOILER ALERT killed off my favorite character)

Least Favorite Series - Twilight (Not only do I despise Edward and Bella, but what Stephanie Meyer did with Jacob's relationships disgusted me)

Least Favorite Movie - The Percy Jackson movies, definitely (they're both so bad that I'm just gonna lump them together)

Least Favorite TV Show - Gilmore Girls (My sister watches it and I had to leave the room because the writing was so cheesy and basic and the dialogue was super rushed)

Least Favorite Cartoon - Teen Titans Go! (The original Teen Titans was so good and then Cartoon Network completely ruined it)

Favorite Food Anything Chocolate (did you guys know that the word 'chocolate' means 'food of the gods'?)

Favorite Subject - History/Mythology (mythology is just so messed up it's amazing and history is fascinating)(also psychology)(and anything that includes literature discussions)(and math when I actually know what I'm doing)

Favorite Drink - Chai Tea Latte (the spices... and the depth of flavor... and the warmth... comfort in a mug)

Favorite Vacation Spot - Ireland (for reasons that will be explained later)

Favorite Color - Black (it's neutral, it's not bright, it goes with everything, and it hardly gets dirty)

Favorite Song - Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance (the harmony, and the instruments, and the melody, and the words are all fantastic)

Favorite Band/Artist - My Chemical Romance (I love their lyrics and their melodies and harmonies blend together so nicely)

Favorite Musical/Play - The Phantom of the Opera (the music is astounding and the story is so good and so sad)

Favorite Candy - Crunchie Bar (made by Cadbury)

Twilight Team - Jacob all the way (Edward is a creep, a pedophile, and super possessive)

CURRENT BOOK CRUSH: The Phantom (His name is Erik, in the book) from The Phantom of the Opera. He's strong, extremely intelligent (he's basically a genius) and a musical prodigy with a velvety, beautiful voice that I can never get tired of listening to. He also has murderous tendencies... and a dark underground lair in a lake with candles and a piano... and a suit with a tailcoat and cape... and a super tragic backstory... so he's got a unique aesthetic that I'm absolutely in love with. Besides, Erik is such a noble name, don't you think?

Fanfiction: Embers by Vathara on Ao3, The Chaos Chronicles by @-rose-petals (E.) on Wattpad, Reading Percy Jackson by Lorixjake on Ao3
Real: Brave New World by Aldous Huxley, Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand, Emma by Jane Austen





P.S. Kudos if you get the reference :)


HP - Snape, Draco, Sirius, Remus, Luna, Bellatrix

PJO - Percy, Leo, Nico, Apollo

MCU - Loki, Captain America (Steve), Dr. Strange, The Winter Soldier (Bucky), Ant Man (Scott), Spiderman

LotR - Frodo, Samwise, Aragorn, Legolas, Gandalf

Twilight - Jacob, Seth

Divergent - Uriah

Hunger Games - Gale (why does everyone hate him?), Cinna, Rue, Haymitch (everyone just sees him as a useless drunk when he's actually so much more than that), Johanna

Renegades - Adrian, Nova, Phobia, Oscar

Lunar Chronicles - Cinder, Cress, Wolf, Thorne

Avatar: The Last Airbender - Zuko, Sokka, Azula, Toph, Iroh

My Hero Academia - Izuku Midoriya, Shouto Todoroki, Hitoshi Shinsou, Shouta Aizawa, Eijirou Kirishima

The School for Good and Evil - Agatha, Hester, Dot

DCCU - Aquaman, Batman

Phantom of the Opera - The Phantom

Les Miserables - Jean Valjean, Fantine, Gavroche, Eponine

The Maze Runner - Thomas, Newt, Minho

Artemis Fowl - Artemis II (a protagonist with flat-out grey morals and no hero complex who's actually interesting to follow)

Miraculous - Marinette/Ladybug, Adrien/Chat Noir, Tikki, Plagg


HP - Ron, Percy, Umbridge, Harry

PJO - Octavian, Gabe (headcanon that Gabe abused Percy too and it was a part of their 'guy secret' so he's a CHILD ABUSER)

MCU - Star Lord/Peter Quill, Odin (I dare someone to try and convince me that he didn't emotionally abuse Loki)

LotR - Saruman

Twilight - Bella, Edward

Divergent - Caleb

Hunger Games - Peeta

Renegades - Genissa Clark (Frostbite), Gargoyle, Ingrid (the Detonator)

Lunar Chronicles - Linh Adri (she emotionally abuses Cinder), Linh Pearl

Avatar: The Last Airbender - Katara, Mai, Ozai (also a CHILD ABUSER)

My Hero Academia - Mineta, Endeavor (also a CHILD ABUSER seriously what is wrong with entertainment these days)

The School for Good and Evil - Tedros, Sophie

DCCU - Superman (he's way too overpowered and 'righteous' for my tastes)

Phantom of the Opera - Raoul, Carlotta

Les Miserables - Cosette

The Maze Runner - Teresa, Gally

Artemis Fowl - Angeline, Orion, Opal Koboi

Miraculous - Lila, Chloe, Manon


HP - Severus/Lily, Luna/Neville

PJO - Percy/Apollo (it is such an underrated quality ship and there is not nearly enough content with it), Nico/Will

MCU - Natasha/Bruce, Wanda/Vision, Tony/Pepper, Steve/Sharon Carter

LotR - Aragorn/Arwen

Twilight - Bella/Jacob

Divergent - Christina/Will (it would also be Tris/Four, but they moved way too fast in my opinion)

Hunger Games - Gale/Katniss, Finnick/Annie

Renegades - Adrian/Nova

Lunar Chronicles - Cinder/Kai, Cress/Thorne, Scarlet/Wolf

Avatar: The Last Airbender - Zuko/Sokka

My Hero Academia - Izuku Midoriya/Shouto Todoroki, Eijirou Kirishima/Katsuki Bakugou, Shouta Aizawa/Hizashi Yamada (Present Mic)

The School for Good and Evil - None

DCCU - Diana/Steve

Phantom of the Opera - Christine/Phantom (Erik)

Les Miserables - Jean Valjean/Fantine, Marius/Eponine

The Maze Runner - None

Artemis Fowl - Holly/Trouble Kelp

Miraculous - Marinette/Chat Noir, Ladybug/Chat Noir, Marinette/Adrien, Adrien/Ladybug (although all of these ships are technically the same sooooo MIRACULOUS LOVE SQUARE THAT'S NOT REALLY A LOVE SQUARE BECAUSE ALL OF THEM IN THE LOVE SQUARE ARE LITERALLY THE SAME PEOPLE)

LEAST FAVORITE SHIPS (Not including poly, incest, or pedophilic ships because those are the worst)

HP - Ron/Hermione, Draco/Harry (Draco is way too good for Harry)

PJO - Percy/Annabeth (dodges rotten tomatoes), Percy/Zoe, Percy/Bianca, Percy/Rachel

MCU - Rocket/Groot

LotR - Frodo/Samwise

Twilight - Bella/Edward, Jacob/Renesmee (not sure if these count as pedophilic so I'm going to put them anyways)

Divergent - None

Hunger Games - Katniss/Peeta

Renegades - None

Lunar Chronicles - None

Avatar: The Last Airbender - Zuko/Aang, Katara/Aang, Mai/Zuko

My Hero Academia - Endeavor/Yagi Toshinori (All Might), Yagi Toshinori (All Might)/Shouta Aizawa, Katsuki Bakugou/Izuku Midoriya

The School for Good and Evil - Agatha/Tedros, Agatha/Sophie, Sophie/The School Master

DCCU - Batman/Superman

Phantom of the Opera - Christine/Raoul

Les Miserables - Jean Valjean/Javert

The Maze Runner - Thomas/Teresa

Artemis Fowl - Holly/Artemis, Artemis/Opal

Miraculous - Chloe/Adrien, Lila/Adrien, Marinette/Luca, Adrien/Kagami



HP - Snape, Sirius, Remus, Hedwig, Fred, Dobby

PJO - Beckendorf, Leo (not permanent but it counts), Jason, Bob, Damasen, Ethan Nakamura

MCU - Loki (multiple times), Captain America (not really a character death but it still counts to me), Tony Stark, Natasha Romanoff

LotR - Smeagol/Gollum

Twilight - None

Divergent - Uriah

Hunger Games - Finnick, Rue, Prim

Renegades - Phobia

Lunar Chronicles - None

Avatar: The Last Airbender - None

My Hero Academia - None

The School for Good and Evil - None

DCCU - None

Phantom of the Opera - The Phantom (not confirmed but whatever)

Les Miserables - Jean Valjean, Fantine, Eponine, Gavroche

The Maze Runner - Chuck

Artemis Fowl - Artemis Fowl II (not permanent but it still counts)

Miraculous - None


HP - Ron, Umbridge

PJO - Octavian

MCU - Star Lord/Peter Quill (They wouldn't even have needed Endgame if it weren't for him!)

LotR - None

Twilight - Edward

Divergent - Caleb

Hunger Games - Peeta

Renegades - None

Lunar Chronicles - None

Avatar: The Last Airbender - Ozai, General Fong

My Hero Academia - Endeavor, Mineta

The School for Good and Evil - Sophie, Tedros

DCCU - None

Phantom of the Opera - Raoul

Les Miserables - None

The Maze Runner - Teresa

Artemis Fowl - None

Miraculous - Lila


*I copied most of this stuff from the8horcrux and Randomness96 but all of the answers to the quizzes and stuff are mine*


You have the last chapters of the story done without even thinking of the characters names.

You often imagine your books becoming movies.

Spell check is your best friend.

You'll spend an hour trying to find one word because you wouldn't dare use a synonym. If I use a word to describe a thing, and then use the exact same word to describe the exact same thing later in the story, I have to change it because it bothers me

Not being able to write is like not being able to pee, you just can't hold it in for very long.

You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.

Things that are written badly annoy you and make you want to rewrite them better.

You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself. I write less jokes, more sarcastic humor

You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time. The words "and" and "the" are teh banes of my existence (oh look I did it again)

If you are not writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.

When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away and write like ten times more than everyone else, including the teacher. I'm not kidding; one time my teacher gave us a creative writing project with a six page limit, she gave me an extension, and I wound up writing 45 pages

You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.

You put off the last chapter of a story because you don't want it to end.

If a story, movie, show, etc, finishes without a suitable ending, you have a powerful need to write it better. Isn't that what most fanfiction is though?

You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.

You are in love with the Thesaurus.

You dream of new stories.

You often revisit some of your old stories. And I have a powerful urge to rewrite them because they're terrible

Someone can call your name twenty times and you still don't hear them if they're writing.

You would rather write than go out.

Your/you're and their/there/they're are errors that send you into an apoplectic fit. They bother me so much... I hate when other writers discount them and don't pay attention to them because they are different words with different meanings

You get cranky if you don't get to write that day. I may or may not use the times when I'm supposed to be paying attention to get in my daily quota

You've heard/seen/thought something and thought, I need to write that down.

You wake up in the middle of the night and scrabble for a pen and paper you keep next to your bed to write down a scene to make the voices be quiet so you can get some sleep. What do you mean, wake up? I'm still awake in the middle of the night because INSOMNIA

Getting a scene finished is more important than the bathroom or food.

A blank wall becomes a screen where the scene you're writing plays write in front of your eyes.

Even though you try your hardest to resist, you sometimes find yourself correcting your own grammar.

You've apologized out loud to a character after doing something horrible to them.

Score: 24/27



you love hoodies Whoever invented the hoodie should be given a Nobel Prize

you love jeans

dogs are better than cats. My dog Jameson is the best dog; he has anger issues and he gives literal hugs

it's hilarious when people get hurt Does this make me a bad person

you've played with/against boys on a team

shopping is torture It depends

at some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter

you own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega

sad movies suck

you own/ed an X-Box I have a PS3 and that's a console gaming system so I'm saying yes

played Hotwheel cars as a kid

you used to be obsessed with Power Rangers

you watch sports on Tv I'll watch most sports, just not soccer, track, or golf, also known as the most boring sports on the face of the Earth (and to be honest I'm not too big on boxing or fake wrestling)

you go to your dad for advice

you own like a trillion baseball caps

you like to go to high school football games

you used to/do collect football/soccer/baseball cards I just never understood the point; I can look up all of their stats online if I don't already have them memorized (my parents actually call me the walking ESPN app)

baggy pants are cool to wear

it's kinda weird to have a sleepover with a bunch of people I'll do it with 4 at most; any more just make it uncomfortable

green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors All of them are great

you love to go crazy and not care what people think

you love sports Hockey, college wrestling, and American football are the best, plus Formula 1

you talk with food in your mouth

sleep with your socks on at night I do sometimes but other times I don't

Score: 18/25


cats are better than dogs No way on Earth. Cats are devil spawn.

you wear lip gloss/chapstick Nope

you love to shop Again, depends

you wear eyeliner

you wear the color pink

you go to your mom for advice

you consider cheerleading a sport Not really...

you hate wearing the color black How could anyone hate wearing black? It goes with everything except Navy, and navy is a great substitute if black is unavailable

you like hanging out at the mall

you like getting manicure and/or pedicures they feel so good afterwards, like all the stress in your body just melts away... Even my dad loves pedicures, and he's not big on froufrou stuff like that

you like wearing jewelry

skirts are a big part of your wardrobe

shopping is one of your favorite hobbies

you don't like the Star Wars movies It is an outrage that anyone would even consider saying yes to this question

you were in gymnastics/dance in grade 2 My mom was a gymnast so she wanted me to try it

it takes you around/about one hour to shower and get dressed

you smile a lot more than you should

you have more than ten pairs of shoes

you care about what you look like Only on important occasions

you like wearing dresses when you can

you like wearing body spray/cologne/perfume

you love the movies I feel like this is kind of gender neutral

you used to play with dolls as a kid Dolls are terrifying

like putting make up on someone else for the joy/joke of it

like being the star of everything

Score: 3/25


1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for spelling and grammar errors. The Fanfction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for a reason.

2. Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses. Forget 100, I'm disappointed if an author posts a chapter less than 1,000 words

3. Thou shalt not put Author's Notes in the middle of a story.

4. Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a story, unless the thy characters are actually texting. This bothers me more than I care to admit

5. Thou shalt keepeth to one tense, and one only, throughout thy story. Do not switch randomly.

6. Applyeth the above five to POV's as well. I don't mind when POVs change by chapter, just not in the middle of a chapter, and it has to make sense

7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing in thy story. It probably is quite funny.

8. Thou shalt not use ,;, or :( to show the emotion exhibited by the character.

9. Thou shalt try to keep thy characters in character!

10. Thou shalt not treat every criticism as a flame.

11. The Authors Note is not a spot for personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.

12. Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase 'first fic' in the summary. I actually don't mind this... just don't make it obvious

13. Thy created characters must not have names exceeding five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name exceed five words in length.

14. Thou shalt not inserteth thyself into thine story as a character- yes, we know that thou art in love with thyself but we don't need to read about how thou endeth up with the main character. I hate self-inserts, as well as stories where an OC is the main character; it just rubs me the wrong way

15. If thou art writing a story that differs from the original plot line, thou shalt point it out in the beginning.

16. Thou shalt not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).

17. Thou shalt show not tell.

18. Thou shalt NEVER use the phrase 'I suck at summaries' in-est thy summary. This annoys thy readers.

19. Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est—writing is an art.

20. Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word 'Okay', right. ' 'K' and 'Ok' are not acceptable compromises.

21. Thou shalt only use cliches when a) thou art writing a parody and b) find a new and interesting twist to make cliches bearable to thy readers.

22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thy readers will be confus-ed.


24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and angels to weep.

25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before thou writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story.

26. Thou shalt not say in thy summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside.

27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thy readers. I made that mistake with my first fanfiction; someone pointed it out to me in a review, so I read the story through the eyes of a regular reader and I was horrified


1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

6. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

7. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

8. Order a Diet Water when you go out to eat, with a serious face.

9. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

10. Sing Along At The Opera. I actually do this I'm not kidding

11. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

12. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

13. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

14. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

15. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

16. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

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Advice That Will Save Your Life In A Not-Boring Way

-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

-There are 3 reasons to go through the day: Waffles in the morning, friends in the afternoon, and a good book for the rest of the day.

-It's not my fault it fell! Gravity made it go down and Newton discovered gravity, so blame Newton!

-I'm going to live forever, or die trying.

-You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than one person also running from the bear.

-If I had something good to say, I would have already said it.

-Employee of the month is a good example of how someone can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.

-Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.

-Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

-Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening.

-I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

-Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice? The epitome of laziness right here

-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

-They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." But I think a gun helps, you know? If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people, would you? Whoever said words don't hurt was absolutely right

-I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear it up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you! This is why I play Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock

-Although a gun would beat all three... *pulls out M60* Bye bye, bitches.

-That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'

-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you exactly why it's not.

-I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist. I think Einstein managed to do that, too...

-Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

-There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots. Teachers must live by this rule. I know I do...

-Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.

-I'm the type of person who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago my parents look at me like I'm crazy when I do

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

-Whoever said that nothing's impossible obviously hasn't tried slamming a revolving door.

-Whoever said "Words don't hurt" obviously hasn't gotten a hard-back encyclopedia thrown at his head before.

-If you can't beat 'em, join'em. If you can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If you can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If you can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If you can't kill 'em, you’re screwed.

-Rhetorical questions are persuasive, aren't they?

-He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke at first.

-Silence is gold. Duct tape is silver.

-If you do it, you'll regret it. If you don't do it, you'll regret it. Either way, you're still gonna regret it, so why not just do it?

-I looked up at the stars one night and thought, "Where the heck did my ceiling go?!"

-As an older, more mature adult, your job is to...make fun of the little kids!

-There are easier things in life than finding a good lover. Like nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.

-Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster. Sorry.

-What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you realize that you're on fire? Do you remember to stop, drop and roll? Or do you just start running around in circles, screaming, "I'M ON FIRE!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!"

-If a safety pin, duct tape or a band-aid can't fix it, then you have a serious problem.

-There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. And then there's Gollum

-Three people can keep a secret if two are dead.

-A man walked into a bar and said..."OUCH!!"

-War doesn't determine who's right, it determines who's left.

-Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

-Come to the dark side, we have cookies!

-I went to the dark side. Yeah, they lied about the cookies. And yet I'm still there...

-OH MY GOSH! THE RAIN'S WET! Query: Is water wet? In my opinion, no it isn't. It makes things wet, but it is not wet itself

-I'm not AD--Ooh, look, a butterfly!

-ADOST: Attention Deficit-Ohh Shiny Thing

-I reject your reality and substitute it with my own.

-Be the kind of person that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, the devil goes, "Uh oh..."

-It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces. It is a skill I possess in spades, along with the inherent ability to choke on air

-ADHD writer: Once upon a -- no...There was once a -- no...THE END! .

-You know you're a geek when procrastination doesn't affect your grades. I'm a geek and proud of it

-The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. I don't blame them

-I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.

-I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face.

-I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking too good, either.

-Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

-Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss. The number of times I've tried this... unfortunately I have stubbornly good (or bad, depending on perspective) aim

-It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

-Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.

-This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.

-I didn't say you were stupid, I said you are stupid. There's nothing past tense about it.

-People say that it's always in the last place you look. I'd like to see someone find something in the first place they look and then keep looking for it.

-Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

-Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes four muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head.

-I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

-You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

-The voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous: you suck.

-When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you

-I hear your silence loud and clear.

-Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with the Crested Sword of Q-tip again.

-If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

-There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

-I don't steal money from my parents. Everyone knows that grandmas have more.

-Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

-Help I've fallen and I can't...hey nice carpet!

-We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do.

-You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

-There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

-Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive

-Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

-A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths

-The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

-'I would love to have a battle of the wits with you but you appear unarmed.


-Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

-Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

-Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

-Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

-Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

-If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

-If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? I asked this one to my family and we actually started debating it

-So what's the speed of dark?

-How come abbreviated is such a long word?

-Cheese: milk's leap toward immortality.

-A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station. Shouldn't that be where the work stops?

-If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

-Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do...write to these men? Who even really uses the post office anymore?

-How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

-Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

-If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

-If you try to fail, and you succeed, which have you done?

-Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

-Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

-Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

-Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

-Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?

-Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?

-Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?

-If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

-Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

-Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

-If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

-Why is it that 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, it's encouraged!?

-Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?

-If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

-Can bald men get lice?

-Why do people say, 'every last one'? There's only one last one, and every last one implies that there are multiple 'ones', so there can't be an every last one, unless there is only one thing, in which case the 'every last one' phrase would be unnecessary. I prefer 'every single one'

-Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

-Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?

-Why do people say that 'life is short'? Life is the longest thing you'll ever experience.

-Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?

-Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?

-"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

-Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?

-Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

-Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Or those two ticks

-Why do sheep not shrink when it rains?

-How can something be 'new and improved'? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

-Why are they called "apartments" when they are all stuck together?

-If con is the opposite of pro, is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"?

-Why is it called common sense if it's so rare?

-Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?


1. Dog Medication: Warning: Use care when operating a vehicle. Don't worry, my dog has his driver's license

2. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep away from children. Who uses it then?

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping. I–what?

4. Candle: Warning: A burning candle is fire. Even Ariel is smarter than this idiot; she's never seen fire and at least asks why it burns

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking. Wouldn't really call this a warning... unless you die if you don't cook it... and in order to put that on the label then someone must have died from not cooking it...

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not to be used as protection from a tornado. Did someone actually try this?

7. Frisbee: Warning: May contain small parts. Have I been using a frisbee wrong all my life?

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep out of children. Well I should hope so

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. So the government prosecutes dead people? Somehow I'm not surprised

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping. What dummy decided that this was a good idea?

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap. This makes me wonder what irregular soap is

12. Puzzle: Warning: Some assembly required. Oh really. I had no idea.

13. On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. Well there goes my time for doing hair

14. On some Swanson frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. Don't worry; it's just a suggestion!

15. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): Do not turn upside down. Too late

16. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Warning: Product will be hot after heating. Is that not what the word 'heat' means?

17. On packaging for a Rowena iron: Warning: Do not iron clothes on body. Again, what idiot tried this?

18. On Rolex Scooter: Warning: This product moves when used. It saddens me that some people would think otherwise

19. On most Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. Is there another type of 'doors' that society doesn't know about?

20. On Sainsbury Peanuts: Warning: Contains nuts. Actually peanuts are not nuts, they are seeds. So there.

21. On Swedish chainsaw: Warning: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals. So I guess no mini-morons will be running around Sweden any time soon

To all of you that enjoyed this particular sector, I urge you to check out Bill Engvall's stand-up comedy routine entitled "Here's Your Sign." It's full of this type of stuff and just makes fun of stupid people in general


1. Percabeth or Perachel?

I don't really ship it anymore, but I have to answer Percabeth. Perachel can go die in a hole.

2. Favorite guy character?

My favorite is Percy, but that's everyone's favorite, so I'm also going to say Nico.

3. Favorite girl character?

I don't know... I don't really have a favorite... Probably either Hazel or Clarisse

4. Favorite non-Big Three god?

Apollo. He's one of the funnier gods, but his love life was miserable and I think he's actually a pretty deep god if you look for it.

5. Favorite goddess?

Hestia. I think we all know why.

6. Zeus, Poseidon, or Hades?

Sorry Dad, I love you, but I gotta say Poseidon for this one, since he's the cool uncle who won't kill his nieces or nephews for trespassing in areas that literally MILLIONS of people go to every day (yes, millions of people go to the Underworld; think about it for a second)

7. Is Luke hot?

No. Just no. Although his scar is pretty cool...

8. Would you join the hunters?

Not really. Hunting seems cool, but I couldn't force myself to serve a goddess for all eternity (all of my loved ones would die without me).

9. Archery or sword fighting?'

Well, they both have their uses. Archery is long range while swords are short range, and they're both cool to watch in a fight since hardly anyone ever uses them anymore unless their technology is super outdated.

10. Iris Messaging or Hermes Express?

I don't know... Iris Messaging only works under certain conditions that are very hard to meet, but the Hermes Express isn't as aesthetically cool.

11. Favorite Minor God/Goddess?

Either Thanatos or Hypnos. Though he's known as the god of Death, Thanatos is actually the god of PEACEFUL death, which is definitely the way I want to go, and Hypnos is the god of sleep, which I could definitely use more of.

12. Favorite book?

PJO: The Lightning Thief
HoO: Son of Neptune
ToA: Haven't read them all
Entire series: Son of Neptune

13. Least favorite?

PJO: The Titan's Curse
HoO: Blood of Olympus
ToA: Haven't read them all
Entire series: Blood of Olympus

14. Would you like to live year-round at Camp Half-Blood, or just in the summer?

Probably just the summer. I'd still want to see family and go to school and all that.

15. Favorite couple?

Canon: Will and Nico
Non-Canon: Percy and Apollo

16. Are you a demigod?

Isn't it obvious?

17. Who would be your parent?

Hades. I mean come on people what is my name?

18. Favorite minor character?

Probably the Stoll twins. They live to cause chaos, which I can respect.

19. Ethan or Luke?

Luke; I spent the first book thinking he'd be an awesome older brother and then the rest of the series I actually support him in his desire to change the order of things (even if he went about it the wrong way)

20. Favorite monster?

Tyson (yes yes I know he's not really a monster at heart but he is technically a monster by genetics)

21. Camp Half-Blood or Camp Jupiter?

Camp Half-Blood. I'm definitely not Roman, and Camp Half-Blood is more like an actual summer camp, which seems more fun than a military base. Plus, I've always wanted to go to an overnight summer camp for a couple weeks


ZEUS (Jason and Thalia Grace)

You like being in charge I don't like being the center of attention unless either 1. I'm performing or 2. it's in a group of people that I know already

you often wish you could just zap someone with a thunder bolt I wish I could zap a lot of someones with a thunder bolt

you were voted Class President

you do what's best for everyone

you think you have what it takes to lead a country I think I have the conviction but I just can't deal with stupid people on a daily basis without losing what's left of my sanity

you think every problem has a solution

you love showing off

you like plane rides the longer the better, because the longer you fly the farther away your destination is, and when your destination is farther you get more traveling (plus on the super long ones you can sleep and they feed you)

you are hydrophobic I mean I'm a swimmer so it would be pretty sad if I was hydrophobic

Score: 3/9

POSEIDON (Percy Jackson)

you feel at home in the water

your favorite vacation place is at the beach Not my absolute favorite but I still love it

you enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing etc.

you want to do something about the marine species being abused today I mean it would be nice but it's not my top priority

you visit the local pool on a regular basis at 6:15 in the morning, yes

you swim professionally

you hate seafood Are you kidding I love seafood. Shrimp, lobster, calamari, octopus, tuna, oysters, crayfish, you name it

you never get seasick

You'd rather ride a boat than a plane I love boats since they're a much rougher ride than a plane (if you couldn't tell already I'm an extreme adrenaline junkie)

you are acrophobic Heights are exhilarating so no

Score: 7/10

HADES (Nico Di Angelo)

you're not that much of a people person

you like staying in the dark The light burns

you experience bad moods on a regular basis You know it's bad when your family is used to it

you like listening to loud angry music I love bands like Metallica/Disturbed/Three Days Grace/Skillet/Seether/Linkin Park/Godsmack

you spend most of your time alone

you think parties are something loud and annoying

you like to keep to yourself

all your closets are padlocked Just a few things, not all of them, because I don't want my sister getting into them (and potentially stealing my money on accident)

you write in a diary/journal I never really understood the point, and how is this a Hades thing?

you feel most active at night The only reason I'm awake during the day is because of the three cups of tea that I drink when I get out of bed

Score: 8.5/10 (Yay)

DEMETER (Katie Gardner)

You own a garden whispers: it's really my dad's, but he likes to say it's the family's so that he can get us to help out with it

You like the great outdoors It smells nice and I like the silence

you have a green thumb

you are an environmentalist

you have a special connections with animals

you're vegetarian Steak and seafood are like my entire life

You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world

you always check a product if it's environmentally friendly

you love going to flower shops

You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with

Score: 3/10

ARES (Clarisse La Rue)

you often start fights

you're a very aggressive type of person

you like watching wrestling College wrestling, not that MMA or WWE

you're competitive Ohoho don't even get me started

you like reading about war

you don't take crap from anybody

You have anger management

you never back away from a fight

everyone does what you say

you don't always think before you do something

Score: 7/10 (Wow I'm more Ares than I thought)

ATHENA (Annabeth Chase)

you have an insatiable thirst of knowledge

you're probably the only person that visits the library on a regular basis I'm not the only person...

half of your birthday presents last year were books more than half, actually

you like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies about it

You're one of the smartest people in your class

You mostly get grades above 90 in tests anything below a 95 is a failure to me

you get political jokes without asking people to explain them

you think it would be better if you lead the country again, I couldn't deal with the idiots

you have a huge shelf of books at home

you think vinyl pockets protectors are very useful

Score: 8/10

APOLLO (Will Solace, Lee Fletcher, Michael Yew)

you're very creative and artistic

you like listening to all kinds of music in general

you always feel sunny and optimistic Yeah definitely not; my mom has been calling me a cynic and a pessimist ever since I could talk

you are talented at drawing

you like writing poetry it's actually pretty relaxing to me

you can play at least three musical instruments

you like going to art museums

you almost always win 1st place in art contests

you have straight As in Art on your report card it's basically a participation class so yeah

Your school notebook had more doodles than notes

Score: 5/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS (Zoe Nightshade, Bianca Di Angelo)

You dislike boys in general

a deer is one of your favorite animals

You can shoot targets

You like silver

you like the moon better than the sun the sun is too bright, plus people have walked on the moon

Zoe Nightshade is awesome She's okay...

you love wild animals

You spend most of your time outdoors

You love to move around the place

Hunting is not cruel if it's to hunt down monsters Or if it's to hunt down dinner... as long as the person respects the animal, gives it a quick, clean death, and actually uses as much of the animal as physically possible, hunting is okay

Score: 4/10

HEPHAESTUS (Bad Boy Supreme, Team Leo, Mr. McShizzle, Charles Beckendorf)

You have a way with tools I have good hands but I sometimes lack the creativity (and materials) to do projects without a guide

You build awesome things during your free time

You're the best at wood shop in your class

Metal working is your forte

You have your own tool box

You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots

You're a techie

You often have carpentry projects

You dream of being a carpenter

You aren't afraid of fire FIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (I'm a bit of a pyromaniac and it worries my friends sometimes)

Score: 3/10 (I'm kind of disappointed... I like Hephaestus)

APHRODITE (Silena Beauregard, Piper McLean)

Every guy/girl swoons for you I wish

you like putting make up

you naturally smell good I have no idea

you never experience a bad hair day you should see my hair when I crawl out of bed in the morning

you're favorite activity is clothes shopping

you're always at the front of every trend

you're the popular girl/guy at your school I am amongst the nerd population so that's a hard no; my best friend in English is actually the teacher, how sad is that?

You're often invited to parties

You're motto is "it's never a party without me" I hardly ever even go to parties

You look yourself in the mirror on a regular basis

Score: 0/10 Um okay

HERMES (Luke Castellan, Travis and Connor Stoll)

you like pick pocketing your friends I once took my friend's math journal as a joke and he didn't even realize it was gone until the next day (when he was freaking out cause he needed it for math)

you're a prankster other than the aforementioned math journal incident and that time I put baking soda toothpaste in a lemon Oreo and gave it to my sister for April Fools, I don't really do pranks

you're a speed demon My grandma called me 'Speedy' when I was little

you consider your self restless My hands always need something to do

You're the best speaker in the class I'm good at writing speeches... Not sure how I am at orally delivering them

You like thinking on your feet and using your wits I mean I'm pretty decent at it but I like to plan ahead more

You're inventive and resourceful

You often start arguments mostly philosophical conversations or political debates

You never lost a debate I've lost so many debates to my dad...

You like making witty and sarcastic comments that's basically the entire foundation of my weird sense of humour

Score: 7/10

DIONYSUS (Dakota, Castor, Pollux)

You're the life of the party

You like wine

You've probably tasted every alcohol drink out there

You can finish a martini in less than a minute

you have a happy, cheerful disposition *snorts*

You're a foodie I watch so many cooking shows it's kind of a problem

You like going to social events and mingling with people HA NOPE

You like trying out new food

You feel that you're abundant in life

You think that too much of anything is bad Everything in moderation

Score: 3/10

1. Hades 8.5/10 (Yay!!!!)

2. Athena 8/10

3. Poseidon 7/10

3. Ares 7/10

3. Hermes 7/10

6. Apollo 5/10

7. Hunters of Artemis 4/10

8. Zeus 3/9

9. Dionysus 3/10

9. Hephaestus 3/10

9. Demeter 3/10

12. Aphrodite 0/10


1. When in doubt, find the dam snack bar-The Titans Curse

2. With great power comes a great need to take a nap-The Last Olympian I love this line; thank you Nico

3. Paradises are places that can get you killed- The Battle of the Labyrinth

4. Gods get offended easily. Then they blow stuff up.- The Titans Curse

5. You can fight monsters, see Annabeth, and make things go BOOM at the same time.-The Battle of the Labyrinth

6. You can't fix a person like a machine.-The Battle of the Labyrinth Unfortunately I have found this to be true

7. Monster will vaporize when sliced by a celestial bronze sword.-The Battle of the Labyrinth

8. Avoid poisonous swords or you'll die, after you shrivel slowly to dust-The Battle of the Labyrinth

9. Anything is possible: including blue food and that Percy can pass seventh grade - The Sea of Monsters

10. People, and horses, who call Mr. D. "the wine dude" end up in a bottle of Merlot.- The Titans Curse

11. Three kids can drown in a really big bathtub.- The Lightning Thief

12. Everything strange washes up in Miami-The Sea of Monsters

13. You can't enjoy practical jokes when you feel like one.-The Last Olympian

14. Just say hello to the poodle.-The Lightning Thief

15. When you need Tantalus to go away, tell him to chase a donut. -The Sea of Monsters

16. Even heroes drool in their sleep- The Lightning Thief

17. When things seem bad enough, they usually breathe fire.-The Sea of Monsters Murphy's Law at its finest

18. When barnyard animals don't want to kill you, they want food.-The Lightning Thief

19. Don't blow your nose when someone near you is running from skeletons.-The Titans Curse

20. Don't beat a god in a video game- he might want your soul. -The Last Olympian

POTTER PROBLEMS (Sourced from Pottermore)

Feeling victimized because you have to lug suitcases and bags every time you go on vacation instead of using an Undetectable Extension Charm like Hermione. I can never bring all of the books that I want to bring

Noticing distinctive birthmarks or markings on strangers and spending way too much time wondering what kind of Animagus they are.

Spotting an owl and expecting it to stop and deliver your post.

Whispering Lumos every time you turn on a light/ Nox every time you turn it off.

When all you want is a warming Butterbeer-seriously, is that too much to ask? I love Butterbeer

Finding yourself on an inconsolable heap on the couch after re-reading your favorite character's death even though you've read it hundreds of times and knew it was coming.

Making random hissing noises at snakes hoping that your Parseltongue has been lying dormant all these years and one day, they'll answer you back. Why do so many people hate snakes? They're actually really cute! Especially the ones in those little knitted wool hats...

The abject horror at finding out that one of your friends hasn't read the Harry Potter series, followed by a serious internal debate at why you're friends with them in the first place. Not joking I've actually done this

... followed by an indescribable jealousy because they have such a glorious journey of discovery ahead of them. Can relate

Experiencing a kind of rage that only sending a Howler will soothe. An angry text or a sharply worded email just isn't the same. Can't even tell you how often this happens

Learning how to knit so you can recreate the socks that Dobby made for Harry.

Eyeing up eccentrically dressed strangers and wondering if they're wizards in disguise. People watching is so fun you guys, you should try it sometime

When you're stuck outside on a freezing cold day, lamenting the fact that you're not Hermione and can't conjure up warming blue fire in a jar.

Shouting Alohamora confidently when you're locked out, only to discover that you're still locked out because that's a stick you're holding, not a wand.

People catch you reading Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone/Any Harry Potter book and say, "Haven't you already read that one? cough cough MY PARENTS cough

Binge watching all the films and giving yourself a headache from crying so much. The only movie I've actually cried at was Titanic (and who hasn't cried at Titanic)

Bellowing Expelliarmus at people during arguments.

Being asked to give a speak and discovering "Nitwit", "Blubber, "Odment", "Tweak", don't quite cut it.

Desperately wishing being an Auror was an legitimate career. Now what am I supposed to do with my life?

Catching sight of a cat with 'spectacles' around its eyes and wondering... *walks up to cat* Fancy seeing you here, Professor Mcgonagall

When you wake up with a head full of Nargles and no one else understands. Given my luck this always happens when I'm being forced to socialize

Staying up until twelve in the morning on all of your birthdays, desperately wishing that Hagrid will come and give you a letter to Hogwarts after all this time. I stay up past twelve on all nights, not just birthdays

Randomly quoting the Harry Potter books to your friends and they all look at you blankly. Most of my friends don't look at me like that because they are cultured people who have read all of the books

When you start reading another book and have to stop because it's just not Harry Potter. But Percy Jackson and Lord of the Rings are nice substitutes


First Character you fell in love with: Frodo

The character you never expected to love: Gollum

The character you don't like but everyone else does: Boromir Yes I know he redeemed himself but I just don't like him

The character you are most like: Probably Gandalf He is old and wise and most of the time makes no sense at all (and I share a personality type with him)

The character you would slap: Pippin He nearly killed them all with his multiple stunts in Fellowship of the Ring

Three favorite characters: Frodo, Aragorn, Legolas

Favorite Pairing: Legolas x Gimli Don't tell the elf

Favorite Non-Canon Pairing: None


-If I could have one superpower, what would it be?

Psionics (Look it up 'cause it's a bit complicated)

-If I could speak any language fluently, what would it be?

Latin. I'd be the best wizard ever, and I could understand the basics of a bunch of other languages because they're derived from Latin

-If I could see one movie again for the first time, what would it be?

The Phantom of the Opera or Harry Potter. The music resonated with me (they were both made by master composers, after all), and the stories were unforgettable. And Phantom of the Opera holds the honor of being the movie that was closest to bringing me to tears without actually making me cry

-Who is my favorite Disney character?

Probably Hades from the animated Hercules. Even though the movie is horribly inaccurate, I love the adaptation of Hades in that movie; he's just so done with everything and has to deal with idiots on a daily basis. Although... Mushu from the animated Mulan (how DARE Disney remove him from the live action) comes pretty close too

-If I could live in any state in the United States, what would it be?

Alaska. There's not many people and it's cold there

-If I could live in any country, what would it be?

Either Ireland or Scotland. The scenery and culture are amazing, and a relatively mild climate with lots and lots of rain. Not to mention, the food is deliciously warm and comforting (like fish n chips and shepherd's pie)

-What is my favorite mythical creature?

Phoenix. It symbolizes death and rebirth, which I think is a cool concept. Plus, we've already established the fact that I'm a pyromaniac

-What is the strangest food I've ever eaten?

I think it's a tie between escargot (snails) and foie gras (duck liver mousse). Spoiler alert: both are delicious

-What is my usual pizza order?

Black olives and mushrooms. Side note: anyone who likes pineapple on pizza should be exiled from this dimension

-What is my favorite season?

Autumn. It's not too hot, I love the food and scents associated with fall like cinnamon, apple, pumpkin, and burning wood (especially burning wood), and the scenery is gorgeous

-What is my favorite fast-food restaurant?

That's easy: Chick-fil-A. They have the best fries that I'm slightly addicted to

-What board game am I unbeatable at?

Clue and Monopoly. I have no idea why I'm good at Monopoly but I win almost every time I play, and I have many strategies for Clue since it is my favorite board game

-What game show do I think I could win?

Jeopardy because I'm a nerd. I actually signed up to try out but I'm still waiting to hear from them

-What is my favorite Christmas movie?

DIE HARD ALL THE WAY. I'm a big action movie person and I love a good shoot-em-up-bang-em-up manly movie like that. The fact that Alan Rickman was in it (and with a German accent too, impressive!) just made it that much better.

-What is my preferred jelly bean flavor?

Either lemon or (believe it or not) toothpaste. The toothpaste one is minty so I like it

-What is my favorite quote?

"What we must decide is what to do with the time that is given to us" -- J.R.R. Tolkien (the greatest author ever)

-What is the first thing I drink when I wake up?

TEA. I am OBSESSED with tea; I drink at least three cups a day. I even have a tea advent calendar for the holidays

-What is the one thing I cannot live without?

So, this answer might surprise people (especially the ones who know me), but it's definitely music. I don't know where I'd be without music; the world would seem so grey and lifeless that I wouldn't know what to do with myself.

I'll add to this list if I get any requests from future readers

Did you guys know that fanfiction is illegal?

Famous People Who Share My Myers-Briggs Personality (INTJ):

-Jane Austen

-Emily Bronte

-Lewis Carrol

-C.S. Lewis

-Thomas Jefferson

-Hillary Clinton

-Susan B. Anthony

-Abigail Adams

-Isaac Newton

-Steven Hawking

-Nikola Tesla

-Sun Tzu

-Bobby Fischer

-Ludwig van Beethoven

-Ted Kaczynski (the Unabomber)

-Anders Breivik (Norwegian mass murderer)

-Augustus Caesar


-Vladimir Lenin

-Arnold Schwarzenegger

-Sherlock Holmes

-Professor Moriarty

-Bruce Wayne


-Light Yagami (a high schooler and mass murderer)

-Victor von Frankenstein

-Hannibal Lecter (serial killer)

-Fitzwilliam Darcy


So, it seems that I am shaping up to be a serial killer, a dictator, and a mass murderer, as well as a crazy genius insane scientist.

PERSONAL PLEDGE (This is original stuff from my own mind)

1. I hereby vow never to post a chapter that is only an author's note. If I update, there will always be a chapter.

2. I hereby swear never to discontinue a story.

3. I hereby promise never to post a chapter less than 1,000 words, not including author's notes.

4. I hereby pledge never to put a story on hiatus

5. I hereby declare that I will always notify readers ahead of time if I will miss an update date, or at least explain the reason for my absence when I get back


-This is How I Disappear
Fandom: Percy Jackson
Status: In progress, unpublished
Summary: After the war with Gaea, everything fell apart. Their Hero was banished, one of the Olympians was made mortal the council was divided, and several gods chose exile. One of these gods was Hades, who left the council after That Day for three months. But Hades came back to what was left the Council with grave news: their Hero and once-God were dead, but their souls were nowhere to be found.
Actual Description: Percy and Apollo were betrayed by almost everyone they knew and loved. Now, out in the vast universe, they try to find new lives for themselves. What happens when they eventually find themselves back on Earth?
Main Pairing: Percy/Apollo
Not a series

-A Minister's Woe
Fandom: The Scarlet Letter
Status: Published, completed
Summary: Set between Chapters 10 and 11. Arthur Dimmesdale's heart is heavy with guilt, and sometimes he just has to get away from it all at night. This is the story of one such night. Oneshot. Hurt/comfort but there's not really much comfort-
Actual Description: Dimmesdale leaves his house one night to contemplate his depressing life in the woods
Main Pairing: Implied Hester/Dimmesdale
Oneshot, not a series

-Take Your Heart (and let it love again)
Percy Jackson
Status: In progress, published
Summary: There is a war brewing, and Hades catches rumors of a large band of monsters gathering in Alaska; he goes to destroy it, but nearly doesn't make it out. He finds unexpected help in a mysterious savior, who might just be the one to turn the tide in the whole war. Adopted-Dad-Hades fic, featuring powerful Percy, and lots of hugs (and cursing, which we don't tell Persephone about)
Actual Description: Hades goes to Alaska to fight a bunch of monsters, and he gets seriously injured. A young boy heals him and Hades soon realizes that he's found what could be the missing piece of the prophecy.
Main Pairing: Undecided
Not a series

-When Fire Meets the Dark Water (and burns brighter than the sun)
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Status: In progress, unpublished
Summary: 6 months into Prince Zuko's banishment, he finds a small village outside an Earth Kingdom port. He saves the old Shaman from drowning in the river, and as a reward, gets to select one ancient artifact from the Shaman's extensive collection. Fast forward a couple months, and there's voices in his head, strange things happening around him, and the stupid ring won't come off his hand!
Actual Description: Zuko saves an old spiritual shaman from drowning, so he chooses an ancient Spirit ring as his reward. Little did he know, the ring once belonged to the original Blue Spirit, and now Zuko must deal with a ton of voices in his head as well as new powers, all while trying to keep it a secret from his uncle.
Main Pairing: Undecided, but most likely slowburn eventual Zukka
Probably not a series

Happy reading!!

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One Hundred Floors Of Hell by HecticHylian reviews
When Percy falls into Tartarus, he'll have to survive the trek through hell and reach the Doors of Death by himself. He's completely alone. His friends are on the surface. No help will come. But he'll survive this ordeal and make it back. He'll defeat all one hundred floors and come out on top no matter the cost. That is Percy Jackson's vow. HEAVY AU - COMPLETELY REWORKED TARTARUS
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,185 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 7/21/2021 - Percy J.
Solo Tartarus Journey (Dark Percy) by Pjo-fan-35 reviews
What if at the end of Mark of Athena, Percy had managed to save Annabeth, but had ended up falling in by himself? Follow Percy's Journey through Tartarus by himself as he slowly finds himself becoming darker and darker in order to survive. House of Hades AU. The rest of the story will remain unchanged. Dark Percy. Rated M for language and gore.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 41 - Words: 86,877 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 8/5/2020 - Percy J.
Half Truths Lead to Misunderstandings by dragonslayer111 reviews
Percy & Jason find themselves in the custody of the Avengers. While attempting to keep their world a secret and prove they are not a threat to mortals, they try to explain themselves without actually explaining anything. The Avengers get worried for these teens, thinking that there could be an organization worse than HYDRA turning kids into soldiers, which leads to more problems
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 103,945 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 1,380 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 4/24/2020 - Percy J., Jason G., Captain America/Steve R., Spider-Man/Peter Parker
Tangled? My hair is impeccable, thank you very much! by KeeraKraze79 reviews
15 year old Artemis Fowl II has spent his whole life in a tower, not that he particularly minds. He's perfectly happy exactly where he is, thank you. But when a strange woman who claims to be a Captain in the King's Army climbs into his bedroom, he's forced to reconsider everything he's ever known...Oh well, at least he'll finally get to see those lanterns. NOT HOLLEMIS! TANGLED AU
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,291 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 4/18 - Artemis F., Holly S., Myles F., Beckett F.
Percy Jackson & The Sapphire Flame by Silas-the-Sith 05 reviews
What if Poseidon sent his son away from the PJO universe to the world of Avatar? When an opportunity to travel the world arises, Percy takes it. But is guarding Azula really his best idea? Taking place over Seasons 2 & 3, just how much does Percy shake up the entire ATLA storyline when he's on the bad side. And who ever said fire & water didn't mix? Based off Percy & The Princess
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 156,083 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 2,610 - Follows: 2,996 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 11/27/2020 - Azula, Percy J.
Brave Soldier Boy by Alyce and Indi reviews
One hundred years ago, Avatar Aang froze himself into an iceberg. The cycle continued on, with access to the Avatar State obstructed. Now, with Aang's release, Avatar Zuko may be able to end the war… if he ever accepts his destiny. (Story by Indigo)
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,518 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 7/6/2020 - Aang, Sokka, Zuko, Katara
Legion of Heroes by TheTeleporter reviews
The experiment failed. In an effort to take down the League of Villains, Izuku ends up in a place that could easily be called his nightmare. How will he get home?
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,822 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 7/11/2020 - Izuku M., Tsuyu A., Eijiro Kirishima, Denki K.
Love at First Sight by Periergoi Rythmoi reviews
A few weeks ago Percy woke up in the middle of a small village, in a world he didn't recognize. Now he wakes up in a small metal cell, on a ship taking him away to present him to the fire lord. The initial plan is to escape, but Percy runs into more trouble than he thought he would when he lays eyes on the crown princess of the fire nation. His life just got a whole lot harder
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,038 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 12/25/2021 - Published: 1/17/2021 - Azula, Percy J.
Tea For The Ill (Rewrite) by SpaceAndInfinity reviews
Artemis Fowl is forced to go to California with his family, where things quickly get out of hand. He is kidnapped by the school, making life much more difficult. (T just in case) No pairings.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,539 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/3/2021 - Published: 6/28/2017 - Artemis F., Butler, Max
My Fallen Angel by LingeringThought reviews
After the battle with All for One, Heroes are quick to move towards his base with a plan in mind. Upon entering they find a pod frozen in stasis. Curious as to what they find, they find a man in it.. This man is Percy Jackson, and it is time he relives his life in a new world.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,000 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 1,595 - Updated: 11/8/2021 - Published: 1/19/2019 - Percy J.
A Hero for Middle Earth by TheDragon12 reviews
A period of Darkness has befallen Middle Earth. Sauron has risen once again, intending to destroy the Free Peoples of Middle Earth and set himself up as supreme Lord and Ruler; against his immense army there is no hope. With these insurmountable odds, Olympus is forced to send aid, and Percy wakes up in Middle Earth with only one objective: topple the Dark Lord from his throne.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 203,894 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 1,938 - Follows: 2,101 - Updated: 10/21/2021 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Percy J.
Storm by SuperWonderBoy reviews
Perseus of Olympus and Elsa of Arendelle are arranged to be married. But there are forces at work against them that would see both their heads removed before ruling anyone. Having hidden his powers from the world out of fear of what could happen to his family, the two kingdoms are threatened by a greater force threatening all life. A King and a Queen to weather the Storm.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,844 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 9/17/2021 - Published: 11/28/2019 - [Percy J., Elsa] [Anna, Kristoff B.]
A New Light by DrFudj reviews
The giant war had ended and Percy is finally happy. That is until a mysterious force causes his friends to abandon him, and with nowhere left to go, he embarks on a journey through the universe. With new friends and foes on his trail, worlds full of mystery to explore, and ancient evils knocking on Earth's door, Percy is in over his head. But isn't he always?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,431 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 8/5/2021 - Published: 1/12/2021
Artemis Fowl and The Wizarding World by The Magnorum reviews
The letter had not been a part of Artemis's calculations. On the bright side, he had a whole new society and multiple species to exploit. And did somebody mention the Philosophers Stone?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,123 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/10/2021 - Published: 5/23/2021
Swan Dive by SilvermistAnimeLover reviews
The Slime Villain Incident, and the events leading up to it happen one year earlier. Izuku, broken and lost in the face of All Might's words, decides to take Kacchan's advice. But a familiar Underground Hero won't let a young life end so quickly. How will a simple right-place-right time scenario change things?
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 93,154 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 2,148 - Follows: 2,319 - Updated: 7/2/2021 - Published: 11/3/2019 - Izuku M., Katsuki B., Shouta A./Eraserhead, Hizashi Y./Present Mic
The Son of Diana: Champion of three by Lucifer 2003 reviews
Percy made the choice, but some people were not too happy with it. So now, the gods reveal a secret that no other demigod has heard before. And now as the adopted son of an unlikely goddess, and the champion of three, how will he adapt to his new life. After the last Olympian.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,850 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 6/28/2021 - Published: 2/14/2017
Erased Potential by theslytherinpaladin reviews
Midoriya Izuku, determined to become a hero before ever meeting All Might, looks for another way. He might not have a quirk, but that can't be all that being a hero is about. He has the intelligence, the drive, the determination. All he needs now is to know how to use it. Enter Aizawa Shouta.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 186,466 - Reviews: 1985 - Favs: 5,055 - Follows: 5,614 - Updated: 6/2/2021 - Published: 6/8/2017 - [Izuku M., Shouto T.] Shouta A./Eraserhead
Bittersweet Cafe by Kirityu Ryukaro reviews
Owning a cafe that is frequented by many, heroes and civilians alike, isn't easy, but Midoriya didn't really mind. He had two kids to take care of, found many friends in the resident teachers and the resident explosive pomeranian But the boy is tangled up in things that most heroes wouldn't even want to go near.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,912 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 5/4/2021 - Published: 9/7/2019
Splintering Ice by emmals16 reviews
Aizawa should really consider not letting his kids off campus at all. It never goes well. He has enough nightmares about their past excursions gone-wrong. And dragging a half-frozen kid out of a frozen lake is definitely something that will haunt him forever.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,494 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/22/2021 - Published: 2/14/2021 - Izuku M., Toshinori Y./All Might, Shouta A./Eraserhead
The Fallen Hero by turtlemeat reviews
Percy Makes a mistake that leaves him falling into Tartarus alone. will he see the light of day again, or will he shrivel away in the dark? Kinda Dark!Percy. Starts after MoA T for blood Taking inspiration from Falling for you by 1967HogwartsGodess
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 43,118 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 4/10/2021 - Published: 4/11/2020 - Percy J.
Cursed Child of a Broken Oath by AdmetoUltor14 reviews
The product of her being raped by Orion, Perseus is a constant reminder to Artemis of her past mistakes. He grows up under constant abuse, torture and discrimination until one day, he flees from his mother's hunt, never to be seen for millennia. That is, until a man with silver eyes appeared at Westover Hall to save the child of the great prophecy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,642 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 3/14/2021 - Published: 1/13/2020
Sometimes All You Need Is A Cheerleader by Jurodan reviews
Midoriya Izuku and Shinsou Hitoshi grew up without friends. Neither of them had anyone trying to push them up. Nobody would dare try to help Shinsou Hitoshi access his villain quirk, and nobody could help the quirkless 'Deku'. What if these two outcasts had connected? What if they had gone to school together? What if, during a critical moment of Midoriya Izuku's
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,242 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 3/4/2021 - Published: 3/14/2019 - Izuku M., Hitoshi S.
Of a Demigod and a Hero Trainee by The Storm Dragon King reviews
Percy Jackson Doesn't know what is going on. All he knows is that he has been exiled from his home by Kronos after defeating him in a duel. Now he must learn to survive in a world where the normal state of being is heroes, villains and super powers. Can he find peace so far from home with no way to return?
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,658 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 2/25/2021 - Published: 6/1/2019 - Percy J., Izuku M., 1-A Students
For Want of a Nail by Rynna Aurelius reviews
Percy Jackson is declared dead at the age of three years. Olympus and Camp Half-Blood endure.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,695 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 2/3/2021 - Published: 12/12/2020 - Annabeth C., Clarisse R., Silena B. - Complete
Some Cycles Have to End by Spiritseer245 reviews
Just when all seems right with the world, Max and Percy must team up once again to save it. The scientist are getting more eager to push their plans forward for the end of the world. With monsters and bitter gods helping the mortals, the flock and half-bloods have a grueling task ahead of them. Can they save humanity? Sequel to Never Ending Cycle.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,855 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/31/2021 - Published: 1/12/2020 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] [Max, Fang]
Status-Quo by TehClam reviews
Izuku is determined to become a vigilante to fix the world that he lives in, and he won't let anyone or anything stand in his way. Masayoshi is a detective from England who is determined to catch any and all criminals whom he comes across. What will happen when these two forces cross paths?
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 153,355 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/19/2021 - Published: 4/24/2020 - [Izuku M., Shouto T.] Katsuki B., Tsukauchi N.
With Great Instincts Comes Great Response-Ability by Josh Stareye reviews
At first, they thought nothing of it. When Izuku somehow knew where they were hiding when playing hide and seek. But they started to notice when things like that kept happening. The kids at his school started to wonder if Izuku could see everything. a.k.a Midoriya strives to become a hero with his analysis quirk and (joins a Discord server with his future classmates) Crosspost Ao3
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,688 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/21/2020 - Published: 11/3/2020
The Question of the Exploding Toilet by Rynna Aurelius reviews
Amos Kane swears on his life to protect Sally Jackson's son Percy before she dies. He tries to find the father to look after the child, and when there isn't one, the Kanes wind up adding a demigod to their number (Not that they know it).
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,375 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 12/12/2020 - Published: 12/16/2019 - Percy J., Carter K., Sadie K., Amos K. - Complete
Wolf of the Water Tribe by Rogue-Mando reviews
Percy Jackson, former Praetor of the twelfth legion, fulminata, faces the most difficult challenge of his life - Gaia. On the shore of Athens, Storm and Earth clash as the Seven and Olympians fight against the giants. With the energies released in the battle, Percy Jackson finds himself in a new world with new powers, new allies, and new foes.
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,774 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 11/24/2020 - Published: 9/14/2020
Of Dead Fire and Dragon Dreams by Chickadeechickadoo reviews
Ozai tells Zuko he killed Iroh. When Ozai shot lightning at Zuko- it came back. Zuko is Firelord. Everyone is confused about where the Fire Nation troops are going.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,755 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 10/3/2020 - Published: 3/4/2020 - Complete
A Dreamless Nightmare by fishstickcat23 reviews
Izuku Midoriya starts the day off like any other- No wait, this time it's different. Exhaustion causes him to oversleep and a series of unfortunate events unfolds causing him to have the worst possible day known in the history of all existence. Oh, and did I forget to mention he's trapped in a training exercise that shows his worst fears?
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,390 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 8/16/2020 - Published: 7/14/2020 - Izuku M., 1-A Students
Black Dove by BrightHero reviews
After stumbling into a mysterious doctor from a company called BioQuirk, the man takes a sudden interest in Izuku and his quirk. Between the streak of people vanishing and the sudden research advances from this strange new company, he's sure BioQuirk is hiding something. In his dig for the truth, Izuku quickly finds that all answers must come at a cost.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,331 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/9/2020 - Published: 5/29/2020 - Izuku M., Toshinori Y./All Might, Shouta A./Eraserhead, 1-A Students
To Forge A Weapon by CrazyClouds reviews
A half-blood of the Eldest Gods will hold the fate of Olympus in their hands. Hades happens to be one of those Eldest Gods, and there's no way he'll let this opportunity pass him by. Enter Perseus Jackson.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,300 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 7/14/2020 - Published: 5/9/2020 - Percy J., Zoë N.
Percy Went Where? by The Imaginative Babbler reviews
Percy doesn't know how much longer he can do this. Everyone's watching his life and now he has no privacy left. And with this quest especially, no one knows about what really happened in the Labyrinth. Until now. Everyone watches the quest through the Labyrinth in the fourth of the Percy Did What Series.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 157,740 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 6/11/2020 - Published: 4/17/2018 - Percy J. - Complete
Blooming Gladiolus, Fall to the Ground by twilighteve-writes reviews
When Midoriya Hisashi finally comes home from years-long work outside the country, Izuku expected to have some family down time that he hadn't ever had with him since… well, forever. But his expectations were thrown when he found out that Hisashi really wasn't what he seemed. And really, being accused of being a villain is just a bonus; when have life ever stopped messing with him?
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 63,619 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 5/31/2020 - Published: 12/25/2017 - Izuku M., Toshinori Y./All Might, Inko M., Hisashi M. - Complete
Analytics by Jurodan reviews
After Izuku's analytical ability is revealed while playing video games, Izuku begins working with his classmates on their quirks. Can this help the rest of class 1-A though? Spoilers: Yes, yes it can. Figuring out how will be the interesting part though.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,502 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 5/28/2020 - Published: 8/8/2019
A Hero's Fate by BlueFireRunes reviews
Annabeth managed to escape Tartarus, however Percy stayed behind to help her escape. 100 years later Percy is seen again, but he's changed. He's submissive and scarred. Well, that's what happens when your worst enemy has you for a century. Will his friends be able to save him in time? Or will the gods finally fall..? BOYxBOY
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 102,782 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 5/11/2020 - Published: 9/17/2016 - [Nico A., Percy J.] Annabeth C., Kronos - Complete
Please Save Me by Silversphenix reviews
Kidnapped as a young child and forcefully given a quirk he didn't want, Midoriya Izuku is living a life he never asked for, forced to become a villain despite his wishes. With his quirk, Izuku finds himself without friends or family and surrounded by criminals. However, after being given the order to infiltrate UA, he begins to think that maybe, just maybe, he can be saved.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 72,093 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 5/9/2020 - Published: 1/6/2020
Battle of Heroes: Earth vs Olympus by stiltsrosko reviews
Percy and Annabeth thought that life was finally going as planned. A year after the war with Gaea, they are preparing to head to New Rome to start college. But things don't ever go as planned. SHIELD has become a little too interested in Percy, and when an unlucky video reaches Nick Fury, partially revealing Percy's control of the ocean, how will he, and later the Avengers, react?
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 100,092 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 1,554 - Updated: 3/20/2020 - Published: 1/26/2019 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Iron Man/Tony S., Nick F.
Izuku Midoriya: The Copycat Hero by Dragonsmith42 reviews
Izuku Midoriya was born quirkless, or so he thought. As he grew up there were a few instances where he seemed to use a quirk, but it was never the same one. What exactly is his power, and can he learn to control it to fulfill his dream to become a hero? (A few OCs as fairly minor characters)
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,219 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 3/17/2020 - Published: 2/3/2020 - Izuku M., Toshinori Y./All Might, Shouta A./Eraserhead, 1-A Students
Cold-Blooded by Ricky Raccoon 7 reviews
After witnessing a certain Lizard Villain in a state of vulnerability, Izuku decides to talk to him and see if he is truly as cold-blooded as portrayed. As their friendship and trust in each other grow and Shigaraki's plans to destroy All-Might and Izuku form, Spinner has to decide what he fights for and his true purpose. I own nothing and reviews are welcomed!
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,023 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/17/2020 - Published: 10/22/2019 - Izuku M., Shigaraki T., Dabi, Spinner
See (Too Much) by GreenFrisbee1 reviews
In one universe, Deku means hope. He stands amongst crowds of heroes and leads humanity into a new era of prosperity. In another branch, Deku means despair. He stands atop of a pile of corpses and leads villains into a new era of crime. In a third branching timeline, Deku means Midoriya Izuku. He sits quietly by the window in his hospital room. And he sees them all.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,592 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 1,407 - Updated: 2/16/2020 - Published: 12/17/2018 - Izuku M., Toshinori Y./All Might, Katsuki B., 1-A Students
The In-Between by Bryler reviews
Fed up with Izuku and Bakugo's endless rivalry, Aizawa forces them to start rooming and spending actual time together, intent on making them see they actually care about each other more than they realize.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 99,460 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 2/4/2020 - Published: 1/25/2019 - Izuku M., Katsuki B., 1-A Students
The Dove With a Broken Wing by Kayla Wood reviews
Your basic Dadzawa with depressed Izuku. He sees Izuku out on patrol and sees his note, and becomes a worried dad. He will protect his smol boy. Izuku also has a meh relationship with his mom, but he still loves her very much. I know I'm bad at summaries, I don't care. I'm trying my dudes so let me learn. Don't like please read, I want the criticism. Originally posted on AO3.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,342 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 1/7/2020 - Published: 6/9/2019 - Izuku M., Katsuki B., Shouta A./Eraserhead, Inko M.
I'll Be There by Sensible Daydreamer reviews
When Izuku suddenly falls deathly ill, Toshinori becomes deeply concerned. With the help of a special doctor and her unique quirk, he enlists himself in the search for his young successor's cure-  what he finds, however, is a long kept secret and a void that has yet to be filled. (aka an angsty DadMight story)
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,764 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/30/2019 - Published: 12/3/2019 - Izuku M., Toshinori Y./All Might, OC, Chiyo S./Recovery Girl
Sands Of Time by Dylan-Walts reviews
In a fit of rage, Kronos curses Percy before he disappears. The curse, forever tied to Percy, will send him through time at random, and there is no way for him to stop it or is there? Find out in this exciting collaboration between CSP2708 and *Dylan Walts*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,273 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 12/28/2019 - Published: 12/25/2018 - Hephaestus, Percy J., Artemis, Hera - Complete
Locked Away by MagicMagie reviews
Izuku Midoriya is a young boy with a dream of becoming a hero like everyone else. However, being quirkless, small, and having suspicious bands around his neck, wrist, and ankles does not make him an appropriate choice for one. Izuku needs to prove himself in order to save himself and others from the controlling standards of society and government.(I don't own BNHA) (Not Complete)
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,808 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 12/26/2019 - Published: 9/15/2019 - Izuku M., Shouta A./Eraserhead, Hizashi Y./Present Mic, Inko M. - Complete
Flare Signal by achieving elysium reviews
AU. Midoriya Izuku shouldn't be surprised he ended up like this: hiding the secret of One for All from his own father, the notorious villain Dragon. The path to being a hero is a hard one. Or; Izuku is an aspiring hero forced to work for his father's villain organization. Then he runs into All Might. COMPLETE.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 56 - Words: 236,174 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 10/31/2019 - Published: 10/13/2018 - Izuku M., Toshinori Y./All Might, Hisashi M. - Complete
There Will Be Blood by Greed720 reviews
At a young age Izuku Midoriya's life changed forever, as did his fate. Now his goal is to no longer be the world's greatest hero, but that doesn't mean that he no longer wants to save people. It just means that he has found a better, more efficient way of doing it. Powerful!Izuku, Quirk!Izuku.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,722 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 1,868 - Follows: 2,157 - Updated: 10/7/2019 - Published: 12/18/2018 - Izuku M.
Arson by rogueptoridactyl reviews
Izuku Midoriya grew up with two major voids in his life: his lack of a quirk and his lack of a father. When both of those voids are finally filled, how will Deku react when his father wanders back into his life? Even worse, how will he react when he learns his father is the infamous villain named Arson?
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 56,914 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 9/24/2019 - Published: 10/22/2018 - Complete
Absolute Command by Nadonaka reviews
Ever since he was a child, Deku had learned not to speak. His voice can cause someone misery and he had no other choice but to stay silent. But even so, those things that can trouble others can also save them. OP Izuku!
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,347 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 8/31/2019 - Published: 5/17/2019 - Izuku M., Toshinori Y./All Might, Katsuki B., 1-A Students
Vigilante by Kirityu Ryukaro reviews
When society and even his father rejects him for being quirkless, Midoroya finds out that he can still help other people, even if they won't let him be a hero. Later (Read: Future) chapters will/might be depressing and self harm will/might be mentioned Tags will be updated when new chapters are out.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 125,166 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 1,229 - Updated: 8/5/2019 - Published: 4/16/2019 - Izuku M., Shouta A./Eraserhead, Hitoshi S., 1-A Students
UA's Civil War by BNHA1245 reviews
What happens when UA has a special test ready for the students? Dividing them into two groups of Heroes and Villains? What happens when Midoriya is made the leader of the villains? —He's gonna give them one big reason to be thankful that Deku is not the name of a villain... "Okay. Okay. I see. Uhm. But WHY THE HELL AM I BEING KIDNAPPED NIGHT BEFORE THE EXAM!" Midoriya yelled.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,782 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 1,113 - Updated: 7/6/2019 - Published: 5/25/2019 - Izuku M., 1-B Students, Mei H., Hitoshi S.
My Teacher Is My Dad? by Light-Eco-Sage reviews
Midoriya Izuku starts a new phase of his life by attending U.A. High. But many obstacles still stand in his way, like a quirk that is still too much for his body to handle, a class full of students who would just die to discover that Izuku is All Might's son, and… villain attacks? Sequel to "My Hero Is My Dad?" and updated weekly.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,123 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 6/7/2019 - Published: 5/3/2019 - Izuku M., Toshinori Y./All Might, Shouta A./Eraserhead
Will of the Mind, Way of the Sword by NyghtWalker reviews
It only took a few words from a random hero, but it was more than enough to push a young Izuku Midoriya into following his dreams. Izuku refuses to give up, and is determined to prove everyone wrong about him. He will become a hero, even without a quirk, and nobody can stop him, not even All Might. Believably Strong!Midoriya Izuku. Shounen-ai
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 94,128 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 1,435 - Updated: 6/2/2019 - Published: 10/18/2018 - [Izuku M., Hitoshi S.] Toshinori Y./All Might
Fallen Angel by Star-The-Writer reviews
Izuku was abducted at a young age, he was given a new name and trained to kill. To be an assassin. One day, years after he was taken, heroes stormed his prison and took his Master away. They offer him a chance to be free of the thick chains of his brainwashing and could be a hero, something he dreamed of as a child. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE! WARNINGS INSIDE!
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,965 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 2,127 - Updated: 5/30/2019 - Published: 7/11/2018 - Izuku M., Shouta A./Eraserhead, 1-A Students
Shackles of the Past by Kirityu Ryukaro reviews
Midoriya's quirkless. Shinsou has a "villainous" quirk. Their parents are villains, or don't really care about them. They had no friends, until they met each other by accident at preschool. They finally thought things were going to get better. Thing's just tumbled down one after another.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,540 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 5/26/2019 - Published: 5/15/2019
BAMF genius quirkless hero vigilante Izuku by BIRDSdon'tBUZZ reviews
I just wanted to give Izuku everything he needed to be the first quirkless hero and do it with style and epicness, so I wrote an AU. He won't ever get a quirk, and no pairing, just action.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,795 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 257 - Published: 5/13/2019 - Izuku M.
Limitations by CosmicDragonHunter reviews
Not all men are created equal. Some are given incredible power at birth. Izuku Midoriya was not one of those people. With a Quirk more useless than the quirk-less, how will he fulfill his dream. Simple, his Quirk is not as useless as everyone thought. All it took was a certain number one hero to discover that.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,207 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 5/12/2019 - Published: 5/4/2019 - [Izuku M., Ochako U.] Toshinori Y./All Might, 1-A Students
Hiraeth by wondersing reviews
AU - Midoriya Izuku is kidnapped for his high IQ. The others are taken for their Quirks.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,794 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 5/11/2019 - Published: 11/8/2018 - Izuku M., Denki K., Hitoshi S., Mei H.
The Blade Hero by ajmKNG18 reviews
Follow Izuku has he goes through his dark life. He is kidnapped by villains at a young age. When he escapes he learns the truth about the society. Story is different from the original. Izuku has multiple quirks. Darker Izuku! PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! NOT THE BEST SUMMARY.(NO DECIDED PAIRING)
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/22/2019 - Published: 2/24/2019
My Hero Is My Dad! by Light-Eco-Sage reviews
There were a couple of things that Midoriya Izuku had been told about his father: 1- He lived and worked overseas. 2- His quirk is breathing fire. But one of those is a lie to protect him from the knowledge that young Izuku was actually the son of the Number One hero: All Might. Biological Dad Might AU story, no relationships. Complete. Sequel will be posted soon...
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,549 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 1,002 - Updated: 4/19/2019 - Published: 1/30/2019 - Izuku M., Toshinori Y./All Might, Inko M. - Complete
he doesn't matter (except that he totally does) by WritingTrash reviews
Shouto is suddenly searching every corner of the courtyard for the green silhouette of his soulmate, but is alone except for the gentle breeze. Tododeku Soulmate AU (Renamed From The Light in my Nighmares)
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,453 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/19/2019 - Published: 11/18/2018 - Complete
I don't need a quirk to be a strong by Kirityu Ryukaro reviews
Midoriya was kidnapped trying to save Bakugou. Bakugou finally treasures his friendship with Midoriya. The green bean finally learns that he doesn't need a quirk to prove that he could be a hero. Bad at summaries so IDK
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,550 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 4/18/2019 - Published: 3/31/2019 - Izuku M., Katsuki B., Hitoshi S., 1-A Students
The Never Ending Cycle by Spiritseer245 reviews
Okay this is another Percy Jackson and Maximum Ride crossover. I've tried to make it more unique to my style, this story is over 100 pages on my word document. Percy has been kidnapped, again, and genetically mutated to have bird wings. He and the flock escape so that he can be reunited with Annabeth and his friends, but the problem is the white coats aren't ready to let him go.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 47 - Words: 103,404 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 3/18/2019 - Published: 1/11/2016 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] Max - Complete
Kintsugi by BackslashEcho reviews
At the age of five, Midoriya Izuku's dreams of becoming the next Symbol Of Peace were shattered. But as he swept up the scattered pieces, it occurred to him that there were plenty of heroes who didn't have amazing superpowers. And, just maybe, his dream of being a Hero can be salvaged, and made all the more beautiful for having been broken.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,181 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 2/5/2019 - Published: 1/21/2019 - Izuku M., Ochako U., Shouto T., Hitoshi S.
For We Once So Loved The World by HowlingDarkness95 reviews
When an earth shattering secret is revealed, all hope seems lost as the hero of Olympus sinks into despair, going into the shadows where he is content to remain for the rest of his life. But the Fates are cruel, and the once-hero is once again drawn into a war. Yet in the midst of such turmoil, he may find a kindred spirit to weather the storm with.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 326,543 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 1,339 - Updated: 1/16/2019 - Published: 12/18/2013 - [Loki, Percy J.] Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
When They Were Soulmates by AnimeFanGirl2223 reviews
Sometimes, two people can be born with half of the same soul. When these two individuals share an important similar experience, this connection appears as a mark on their skin. Unfortunately, Izuku worries that he isn't good enough and Todoroki hates the idea of soulmates. What will happen when they realize they are bound to each other? TodoDeku, angsty-fluffy-ness!
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,112 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 8/3/2018 - Published: 5/30/2018 - [Izuku M., Shouto T.] - Complete
Both Fowl and Fair by Blue Seidr reviews
At the tender age of 8, Artemis vowed to never let his emotions get away from him, to never feel so much he would put people in danger. To never use his powers if not absolutely necessary. And so he did, banishing his emotions from his heart and incasing himself in armor made of ice.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,861 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/13/2017 - Published: 10/17/2016 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Returning Legend by ArcticWolf1996 reviews
After the Second Giant War, Percy was finally able to relax. However, when a son of Morpheus enters camp, the campers soon turn on Percy and drive him out of camp. Looking for a new life while coming to terms with his friend's betrayal, he reads about the many worlds outside of Earth and his decision was instantly made. Mainly focuses on his adventures and time in Chaos army
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 153,702 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 1,210 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 6/18/2017 - Published: 3/27/2016 - [Percy J., OC] Chaos
King of Serpents: Game of Shadows by karatemaster101 reviews
There can only be two sides to a game of chess, unless someone plays on both sides at once. Another genius villain joins the mix, throwing the already delicate balance of powers on its side. Three of the greatest magical beings pitted against one another in deadly trials, only one can emerge victorious, and no, this isn't the Triwizard Tournament we're talking about.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 109,761 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 11/20/2016 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Voldemort, Tom R. Jr., Artemis F., Opal K.
King of Serpents: Prisoner of Azkaban by karatemaster101 reviews
An infamous convict escapes from Azkaban. Goblins are planning to rebel in Haven. Dementors are prowling Hogwarts. Draco is acting strangely. And to top it all off, nothing is really as it seems, meaning Artemis is the only one who can solve this mystery. Just when things seemed easy... COMPLETED: SEQUEL UP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,748 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Artemis F., Opal K. - Complete
King of Serpents: Chamber of Secrets by karatemaster101 reviews
Second year is here, brimming with suspense, excitement, mystery, opportunity, and clueless Defense professors meant as a means of comic relief. It is up to Artemis to develop his skills to the fullest in order to defeat the evil looming within Hogwarts. But solving this crime might be difficult for even Artemis, especially when he is the main suspect... COMPLETED: SEQUEL UP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,540 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Tom R. Jr., Artemis F. - Complete
King of Serpents: Summer of Ice by karatemaster101 reviews
The school year has come and gone, and Artemis returns home for the summer, brimming with plans for himself...and for the People. But even the best plans can go astray, as Artemis learns when shocking news about his father interrupts his little scheme! COMPLETED: SEQUEL UP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,454 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - I. Karkaroff, Artemis F., Trouble K., Holly S. - Complete
King of Serpents by karatemaster101 reviews
He was left for a Squib as a child, too smart for his own good. Now everything comes tumbling back at him, and Artemis Fowl II is thrown into the world of magic, for better or for worse. And what's this about a stone that can turn any metal into gold?... COMPLETED: SEQUEL UP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,796 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Harry P., Draco M., Voldemort, Artemis F. - Complete
A Minister's Woe
Set between Chapters 10 and 11. Arthur Dimmesdale's heart is heavy with guilt, and sometimes he just has to get away from it all at night. This is the story of one such night. Oneshot. Hurt/comfort but there's not really much comfort- Written as a School Project so I decided 'what the hell let's post it'
Scarlett Letter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Published: 11/6/2020 - Complete