twistyguruhide bio
 Author has written 21 stories for Harry Potter, Smallville, Star Trek: 2009, Misc. Books, Mary Poppins, and Twilight. This is the first site that I published my fan fics on, and continues to be my favorite site. I also have LiveJournal and FicWad accounts under the same nom de plume, twistyguru. I plan to begin cross-posting on these sites as well. One of my recent LJ posts is the picture that inspired 'Harry Potter and the Alternative Tournament'; I invite you to see it for yourself. At of this date, June 9th, 2012, I have no plans to abandon FFnet, or to delete any fics published here. I highly recommend fanfictiondownloader (the program) as a means of backing up fics. Since this is shareware, do the right thing and donate to the creator, please. Like fan fics, code doesn't write itself. UPDATE 30 JUNE 2012: I am currently cross-posting my stories on yourfanfiction (d0t) com (same name), rather than FicWad. Old stories are being re-edited before posting there, so are cleaner and hopefully a bit tighter. I invite you to find me there, under the same nome de plume. My new fics will be published on YFFcom FIRST before being posted here. UPDATE 1 MARCH 2014: Vale of Destiny has just been updated, the first in (roughly) forever. Mea culpa. Life happened. I'm a bad author; I haven't opened my fanfic email account in weeks and weeks, much less responded to reviews or PMs. In my defense, I've been busy with other projects, including my first written/produced/directed by me short film and a few others with friends in a media production company. The next chapter of VoD is roughly halfway done, but no promises as to when I'll get it done. I'm also working on original fiction--I've got more story ideas than I'll ever have time to write. And, at some point, I'd like to pull all of my old stories down and reedit them…shortly after I enter that time bubble. If I don't (or haven't) answered your reviews and PM's don't feel bad--nothing personal. There's just not enough of me to go around. |
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The odds were never in my favour by Antony444 reviews
Ten years of life at the Dursleys have healed Alexandra Potter of any good feelings she might have towards her aunt, uncle and cousin, leaving her friendless and sarcastic about life. On her eleventh birthday, a letter sent by a school of magic may give her a providential escape. Except, of course, things may not be that simple for a girl fan of the Lord of the Rings...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 110 - Words: 1,092,846 - Reviews: 4929 - Favs: 5,581 - Follows: 6,225 - Updated: 9/29 - Published: 9/20/2015
Head Start by Kratos1989 reviews
Harry Potter learnt early on in his youth that if he wanted things done right, it was best to be done himself. That decision will make all the difference when he arrives to Hogwarts. Tags are inside the foreword chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 237,912 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 2,643 - Follows: 3,416 - Updated: 9/6 - Published: 2/3/2020 - Harry P., Padma P., F. Flitwick, Su L.
Chosen Ones by arturus reviews
Born thousands of years apart 2 children of prophecy are thrown together after a cosmic accident. Paul Atreides is just beginning his journey while an emotionally scarred Harry has completed his and found that his life is still not his own. Beta read by XRaiderV1. Cover Image courtesy of Jonn Wolfe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dune - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 201,978 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 1,548 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Harry P.
The Last Seiðr by SummerChildWinterFury reviews
The Cube sparked again -for the room to shake. It continued to spark more, bigger each time - to which a beam of energy was suddenly brought forth and -an explosion... Once visual returned, it was only for Fury to tense further as he took in the unknowns now of the platform. A dark haired kid complete with a bloodied sword in hand. And the brightest tropical bird flying overhead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 70,809 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 7,593 - Follows: 10,204 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 5/1/2020 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Hulk/Bruce B.
Gods Among Us by arturus reviews
Fate is a funny thing. Harry Potter and his friends survived their trial by fire and defeated Voldemort. A year has passed and Hermione Granger is apprenticed as a Curse Breaker. When she discovers an ancient tomb she talks Harry into helping with the excavation. Now they are trapped and they'll need a miracle to survive. HP/BSG (now a bit of Stargate in the mix) Major edit 2020/21
Crossover - Harry Potter & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 239,661 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 2,364 - Follows: 3,121 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Defensive Space Force Ship Requirement by tkepner reviews
Harry Potter, and the rest of Dumbledore's Army in his fifth year, use the Room of Requirement to get themselves a spaceship! The problems of a tiny island on Earth don't seem so important, anymore. Wizards in Space! What could possibly go wrong with that? Eventually, this will be a crossover with Stargate SG-1.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 46 - Words: 284,754 - Reviews: 2124 - Favs: 2,714 - Follows: 3,476 - Updated: 11/2/2022 - Published: 12/11/2021 - Gen. Hammond, Harry P., Hermione G., Lee J.
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,642 - Reviews: 2409 - Favs: 9,138 - Follows: 3,168 - Updated: 10/17/2022 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Welcome To Earth by dclaw23 reviews
It was all gone. Magic was gone. Harry didn't know what this world was, but he knew it wasn't his own. He was alone. / Harry Potter wakes up in an alley in New York City to a world vastly different than the one he knows. Apparently muggles can fly in Iron suits, super soldiers exist, and his neighbour might be that spider-man fellow. [Master of Death Harry; Peter/Harry slash]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,188 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 2,033 - Follows: 2,861 - Updated: 5/9/2022 - Published: 6/17/2020 - [Harry P., Spider-Man/Peter Parker] Iron Man/Tony S., May P.
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 255,277 - Reviews: 4330 - Favs: 13,348 - Follows: 14,526 - Updated: 11/11/2021 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
Reclaiming the House of Black by Fairywm reviews
Tired of the way he and his godson are treated, Sirius takes a stand and reclaims his house. No longer will he let others rule his life. Molly, and others, get a smack down. Umbitch is going down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 115,598 - Reviews: 3271 - Favs: 8,059 - Follows: 7,181 - Updated: 9/30/2021 - Published: 2/26/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Potioneer's Assistant Rebrewed by kgfinkel reviews
An updated and improved brew of the original 2017 publishing of The Potioneer's Assistant. While the story is a bit different, the friendships are the same as are the conflicts in the Destiny of one Harry James Potter. AD/RW/DM bash, Mentor Severus Snape, Good Dursleys. Mundane computer science is mixed with ancient magic to create a cauldron full of adventure and friendship!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 316,855 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 1,676 - Follows: 1,505 - Updated: 9/13/2021 - Published: 2/15/2021 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Severus S., Neville L. - Complete
Cold blood by DerLaCroix reviews
Sometimes, the tide of events really changes a person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 234,159 - Reviews: 3983 - Favs: 9,850 - Follows: 7,486 - Updated: 9/12/2021 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Technomagical Ideas by Clell65619 reviews
A collection of shorts, homages, omakes and generally bad ideas that come from my Invincible Technomage fic. Some of these may actually appear in the main story, but most won't.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,060 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 8/1/2021 - Published: 6/8/2010
The Purge by Redbayly reviews
When a man is pushed to the end of his tether, be prepared for violent retribution. The magical world had better prepare itself for the turning of the tide. If the magical government cannot be trusted to protect its people, then Harry Potter will just have to do it himself. Trigger Warning: Graphic depictions of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,255 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 3,619 - Follows: 4,029 - Updated: 7/2/2021 - Published: 9/8/2016 - Harry P.
More Than A Beam of Light by Harry50 reviews
A chance encounter changes some things in the life of our young hero. A small initial push brings massive end changes. T for some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 91,920 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 1,123 - Updated: 6/19/2021 - Published: 10/17/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Angelina J., Dudley D. - Complete
Arx Domus Nigrae by MaryRoyale reviews
There are legends among the pureblood families about Keepers-special witches who have the power to restore a fallen House. If any House needed a Keeper, it's the Ancient and Noble House of Black. Hermione/Multi (Cygnus, Orion, Sirius AND Regulus). Polyandry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 143,398 - Reviews: 4816 - Favs: 8,364 - Follows: 10,844 - Updated: 6/7/2021 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Regulus B., Cygnus B.
Squib by dhulli reviews
AU!Harry's brother John is the BWL, but in a desperate attempt to save John's magic, they undergo a magical transfer and Harry is left practically a squib. And what will happen when Harry as a squib is accepted at Hogwarts? HARRY!DARK!POWERFUL! NO SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,229 - Reviews: 2838 - Favs: 3,144 - Follows: 3,875 - Updated: 2/16/2021 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Harry P.
Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual by Clell65619 reviews
Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 89 - Words: 181,132 - Reviews: 4467 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 1,327 - Updated: 2/13/2021 - Published: 2/13/2008
Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 126,964 - Reviews: 2136 - Favs: 2,733 - Follows: 1,761 - Updated: 1/29/2021 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
The Dolores Doctrine by mediaboy reviews
In a post-Voldemost British Empire, Harry Potter rejoins society after a long period of Umbridge-enforced solitude in a manor house won by conquest. What is the Granger Institute, why do the Unspeakables want to talk to him, and just what happens if you ignore all your mail for fifteen years? Rating provisional. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,965 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 1/6/2021 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Cadmean Victory by DarknessEnthroned reviews
In the aftermath of a peaceful summer comes the Goblet of Fire and the chance of a quiet year to improve himself, but Harry Potter and the Quiet Revision Year was never going to last. A more mature, darker Harry, bearing the effects of 11 years of virtual solitude. GoF AU. There will be romance... eventually. Remastered and sequel ongoing!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 104 - Words: 520,374 - Reviews: 12384 - Favs: 17,684 - Follows: 12,330 - Updated: 10/15/2020 - Published: 8/14/2015 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
A Beam of Light by Harry50 reviews
A chance encounter that may (or may not) change some things in the life of our young hero.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 167 - Published: 8/7/2020 - Harry P. - Complete
Raising Harry by LucyferPhoenixMalfoy reviews
AU: What if there was more to the Evans line than thought? What if Harry grew up with some Other relations....?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,811 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 2,792 - Follows: 3,172 - Updated: 5/24/2020 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Harry P., Wednesday A.
Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches - Revenge is Best Served Raw by LeadVonE reviews
Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 646,435 - Reviews: 9391 - Favs: 20,451 - Follows: 23,432 - Updated: 4/21/2020 - Published: 10/23/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Ginny W.]
Harry Potter and the Rejected Path by zArkham reviews
After one taunt too many by Draco & learning of dark things while possessed, Harry refuses to play his part anymore. Into this comes Luna with her own dark story to tell. They shall both get revenge and shake magical Britain before the end. - Harry/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 414,962 - Reviews: 3183 - Favs: 8,416 - Follows: 9,227 - Updated: 3/1/2020 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Heroes Assemble! by Stargon1 reviews
After five years travelling the world, Harry Potter has landed in New York. He figures that there's no better place than the city that never sleeps to settle in and forge a new life. If only the heroes, villains, aliens and spies had received the message. Begins just before the Avengers movie and continues through the MCU. Encompasses MCU movies & TV, some others along the way.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 128 - Words: 603,414 - Reviews: 10463 - Favs: 17,598 - Follows: 17,521 - Updated: 2/5/2020 - Published: 1/4/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
Providing Leverage by Shikatanai reviews
Parker thinks the baby is sort of cute, so she steals it off the porch. After all, no child deserves to be raised by an awful family like the Dursleys. She's sure that the Leverage family will do a much better job. Too bad she left the letter on the porch...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,692 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 2,045 - Updated: 1/13/2020 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Harry P.
Survival of the Fittest by Marcielle's Musings reviews
When Harry is attacked by Dementors before his fifth year, and is told that Ministry representatives will be coming to Privet Drive to destroy his wand - he runs. There is no way he's letting anyone snap his wand. He has to go.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 91,329 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 3,675 - Follows: 4,532 - Updated: 1/9/2020 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Hermetic Arts by HaikenEdge reviews
Harry Potter discovers the Player Handbook for Advanced Dungeons and Dragons, 2nd Edition after experiencing accidental magic and realizes he may have magic. Directed to a hobby shop, he develops his own style of magic based on tabletop RPGs and comics. Then, he gets his Hogwarts letter. Dark!Indie!Sarcastic!Paranoid!Pragmatic!Harry. Rated M for language and graphic violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 121,781 - Reviews: 1587 - Favs: 5,031 - Follows: 4,349 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 3/10/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Fay D. - Complete
A Very Underestimated Emotion by Rockstorm reviews
It was an accident-a mistake. A chemical reaction, spurred by impulsiveness and driven by passion and stupidity. But neither one of them can stop, and now Jacob is making it even deeper and dragging Edward down with him. -Edward/Jacob; Eclipse rewrite-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 159,242 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 12/19/2019 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Behind Blue Eyes by elmembrila reviews
It's the summer after the Department of Mysteries and Harry Potter's about to do something drastic, something nobody expects, and he may not be alone. Following the lives of Harry and the Order as they battle against each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 433,054 - Reviews: 2080 - Favs: 3,925 - Follows: 2,065 - Updated: 11/14/2019 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Harry P., OC, N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
I, Alone by EJ Daniels reviews
Can a child, raised to believe that he is worth little more than the dirt he sleeps upon, find the courage to rise up and face his destiny or will the weight of the entire Wizarding world that rests upon his small shoulder be the final straw that breaks him? (This is a seriously abused Harry - forget canon Harry! Abuse is not overcome in a few months time)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 273,315 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 2,070 - Follows: 2,535 - Updated: 10/25/2019 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Tracey D.
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7730 - Favs: 18,568 - Follows: 20,640 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Elves' Child by Teddylonglong reviews
What if house-elves took Harry away from the Dursleys' doorstep to raise him in the magical world? Completely AU, partly OOC, partly childfic. sick!Harry. Main characters: Harry, Severus, Poppy and my usual OC elves. Edited July, 2019.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,052 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 1,223 - Updated: 7/28/2019 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Forests of Valbonë by enembee reviews
Long ago the Forests of Valbonë were closed to wizards and all were forbidden to set foot within them. So when, at the end of his second year, Harry becomes disenchanted with his life at Hogwarts, where else could he and his unlikely band of cohorts want to go? Join Harry on a trip into the unknown, where the only certainty is that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 118,942 - Reviews: 2328 - Favs: 3,993 - Follows: 3,419 - Updated: 7/18/2019 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
The Reclamation of Black Magic by ShayaLonnie reviews
Harry Potter's family isn't only at Number 4 Privet Drive. Unaware to even Dumbledore, an upheaval is approaching. The Ancient and Noble House of Black is reclaiming their power and changing the future of the magical world. *Updated Sporadically—Not Abandoned*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 199,026 - Reviews: 8666 - Favs: 13,148 - Follows: 17,181 - Updated: 3/14/2019 - Published: 7/19/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Dorea Black/Potter
The Shock of it All by Fairywm reviews
A freak potion accident renders our hero without memory of who he is. Watch as the new Harry takes Hogwarts by storm. No one is going to tell him what to do. AU 4th year. Super!Unfettered!Cussing!Harry. Some bashing, but not stupidly so. Not a crossover, but with a lot of Sci-fi references. Harry's a bit of an ass.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 58 - Words: 222,797 - Reviews: 2912 - Favs: 5,498 - Follows: 4,520 - Updated: 10/5/2018 - Published: 6/22/2016 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 208,886 - Reviews: 6592 - Favs: 14,955 - Follows: 17,531 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Patchwork Wishes by DracaDelirus reviews
AU Harry Potter's Holidays: Nine-year-old Harry has never had luck on his side, but maybe if he wishes very hard...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 440,418 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Heartlands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Sequel to Wastelands! Time has all but run out for Harry Potter. There are no more second chances. No more desperate bids for salvaged redemption. The game has changed, and in the end Harry will learn that the cost of his defiance has never run so high.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 100,517 - Reviews: 1596 - Favs: 2,768 - Follows: 2,701 - Updated: 8/18/2018 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
When a Veela Cries by E.C. Scrubb reviews
A tale of rage and revenge, of loss beyond what any person should have to bear . . . and a tale of love, Harry's only hope out of the darkness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 303,024 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 3,844 - Follows: 4,436 - Updated: 6/29/2018 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Blood Feud by BeepKeeper reviews
Blood Feud: Set in third year Dobby helps Sirius Black improve Harry's year at Hogwarts. Elves capture Wormtail & Sirius plans to spend Yule with his godson. But dementors attack students as they queue for Hogwarts Express. Six students are kissed. Seeking justice Sirius declares blood feud against Fudge & Dumbledore. Others fall in Black vengeance Snape, Umbridge & Weasleys
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,081 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 533 - Published: 5/5/2018 - Complete
The Falling by aadixon reviews
After the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Hermione finds herself with her back against the wall and a decision to make that could change everything. AU; Continued in sequel: The Falling: Darkness Rising.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 221,107 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 2,233 - Follows: 2,129 - Updated: 4/9/2018 - Published: 9/11/2013 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1650 - Favs: 10,646 - Follows: 3,830 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,981 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 4,195 - Follows: 1,882 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
The Prince of Clowns by CrazyJanaCat reviews
Joker never understood why his brother took destiny and prophesy so serious (or anything for that matter. He really needed to smile more). The future wasn't set in stone after all. Besides, wasn't it much more fun to corrupt the child, shape him to their image of insanity and chaos, instead of killing him? He certainly thought so. Insane!Harry, Dark!Harry, Adult content/Slash later
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 94 - Words: 278,740 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 1,444 - Follows: 1,447 - Updated: 2/25/2018 - Published: 5/6/2016 - [The Joker, Harley Q.] Harry P., Nightwing/Dick G.
Solar Flare by Siavahda reviews
Written for the Twilight Big Bang on lj. A rewrite of New Moon and Eclipse; Jacob is the one to rescue Edward in Volterra...and Bella is the one to bring the newborns to Forks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/23/2017 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Catechism by Dreamfall reviews
AU The Dursleys taught Harry to fear and hate magic and all things magical including himself. Now how long will it take the wizarding world see the damage done? And can they ever hope to fix it? Disturbing. WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,569 - Reviews: 2271 - Favs: 3,488 - Follows: 4,125 - Updated: 10/17/2017 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
West of Here by MK-ONE reviews
Harry Potter accidentally disappeared to another place and time the night his godfather fell through the veil. Voldemort has taken over and Harry is needed now more than ever to fight the growing evil. The only trouble is that Harry Potter is no longer a teenage wizard, but a full grown territorial marshal who uses weapons of a simpler, harsher time period, somewhere- west of here.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,888 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 2,969 - Follows: 2,919 - Updated: 9/28/2017 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Harry P., Katie B.
Burnt by lastcrazyhorn reviews
A disabled Harry comes to Hogwarts story. Everyone expects him to be like his dad, but how can he be with such a different past? A Slytherin Harry takes on Hogwarts in an unusual way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 108,042 - Reviews: 2846 - Favs: 7,149 - Follows: 6,549 - Updated: 8/20/2017 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Charlie does the Foxtrot – A new take by Steve2 reviews
Fudge believed that everything was going according to his grand plan when Harry Potter was found guilty of underage magic…. Oh Boy! Was he wrong! Now expanded! Crack-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,464 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 1,626 - Follows: 1,356 - Updated: 4/28/2017 - Published: 9/29/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
The Phoenix Syndrome by apAidan reviews
It's two years after the Epilogue and there's an emergency at the DMLE. so Director Hermione Granger-Weasley has to go into the office and find out exactly what's going on. Epilogue compliant Harmony. Rating for violence / torture scene in chapter 6 Chapter 13 edited for a continuity error on 4/8/2013
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,646 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 1,571 - Updated: 4/25/2017 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Amalgum – Lockhart's Folly by tkepner reviews
Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 192,977 - Reviews: 2344 - Favs: 8,465 - Follows: 4,871 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 292,799 - Reviews: 6352 - Favs: 21,592 - Follows: 24,495 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Daphne G., Perenelle F.
Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path by Temporal Knight reviews
10 year old Harry finds a chest left by his mother with books on some of her favorite subjects. Discovering he has a talent for understanding and creating runes sets Harry onto a very different path than anyone had expected. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! Pairings: H/Hr/NT/FD/DG. Ron/Molly bashing and GreaterGood!Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 517,796 - Reviews: 6831 - Favs: 21,697 - Follows: 16,093 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., N. Tonks] - Complete
Fighting Without a Cause (discontinued) by Tostie reviews
AU seventh year - Albus Dumbledore and the order of the Phoenix use an old ritual to summon a hero from another world. He isn't exactly what they had expected – (initial)indifferent!Harry – no slash – no Horcruxes - discontinued
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 181,079 - Reviews: 1527 - Favs: 3,174 - Follows: 3,645 - Updated: 12/6/2016 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Harry P., Blaise Z., OC, Daphne G. - Complete
The Triumph of These Tired Eyes by AnarchicMuse reviews
In his several millennia of existence Loki Odinson, God of Mischief and Lies, had been many things; he had been a liar, a warrior, and a trickster, just to name a few, but never before had he been a loving father, he'd never been given the chance. However, the moment the tiny creature was in his arms, he knew he would do anything necessary to keep hold of what was his.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 334,619 - Reviews: 6070 - Favs: 16,607 - Follows: 13,625 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Liberi De Luna by InkPhoenix reviews
Abandoned by his uncle in the middle of the woods, young Harry Potter is sure that he's going to die - by starvation or by wild animals. That is until he's found by Elysia, who brings him to her non-human clan... of werewolves. What will happen when they realize he's not just a human boy, but the famous Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived? [CURRENTLY ON HIATUS - SEE AUTHORS NOTE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 151,508 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 1,420 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Harry P., Draco M., Neville L., Susan B.
Coronation of the Black Queen by Silently Watches reviews
Third in the Black Queen series. Jen chose to embrace the darker aspects of the world long ago, and she has never once regretted it. However, serving Baron Samedi creates its own problems. A new enemy is on the prowl, and now she needs to eliminate him… before he can do the same to her. Jen/Luna; as always, not for children
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 170,918 - Reviews: 1610 - Favs: 2,886 - Follows: 2,360 - Updated: 10/14/2016 - Published: 9/16/2015 - [Harry P., Luna L.] N. Tonks, Viktor K. - Complete
Bolts from the Blue! by sprinter1988 reviews
A home for all my one-shot ideas. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,782 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 10/4/2016 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Harry P.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7299 - Favs: 16,365 - Follows: 12,234 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 218,697 - Reviews: 8938 - Favs: 16,634 - Follows: 19,475 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
The Kyle Side by Darth Marrs reviews
An aged, broken Jedi general came to Earth hoping to retire. However, when he went to a park and saw a young boy with unlimited Force potential getting the snot beat out of him, he knew the Force was not through making his life interesting.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 137,729 - Reviews: 3606 - Favs: 7,401 - Follows: 5,783 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Complete
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2701 - Favs: 7,348 - Follows: 6,735 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Prisoner of Hogwarts by Captain Planet Apprentice reviews
Harry Potter does not want to to go to Hogwarts, it's a stuffy place with people that just don't seem to use common sense, but it's his only option now as his guardian works for a manipulative old man. Thankfully there are perks to the position.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 67,390 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 5/14/2016 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Harry P.
tlhIngan maH! by Polydicta reviews
What happens when Harry is exposed to a fictional character with a worthwhile warrior ethos? What happens when Harry and company decide to emulate a fictional warrior race. tlhInganpu, is what. Some graphic death scenes later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,920 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 4/22/2016 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Sum of Their Parts by holdmybeer reviews
For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would become a Dark Lord. For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would take down the Ministry or die trying. He should have known that Hermione and Ron wouldn't let him do it alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,267 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 7,369 - Follows: 3,191 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 3/24/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Wand, Knife and Silence by ReynaAtTheEnd reviews
Samantha Zabini, black widow and professional assassin, sees Harry on the doorstep of his abusive relatives and decides to do something about it. She takes him to her home where she raises him in the art of death and sabatoge. Much later, a sixteen year old Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire. Dumbledore will regret that move. Assassin Harry, war fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,692 - Reviews: 1449 - Favs: 6,523 - Follows: 5,188 - Updated: 4/8/2016 - Published: 9/30/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Blaise Z., Ginny W.] - Complete
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 6220 - Favs: 7,944 - Follows: 9,442 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Nobody Cared by etherian reviews
11 yr old Harry misses the Hogwarts Express. Snape is sent to find out why. What he finds changes any preconceived notions he might have had about the Boy-Who-Lived. AU, manipulative!Dumbledore, DE's, Voldy, but no horcruxes. UPDATED COMPLETED 2015
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 368,968 - Reviews: 3069 - Favs: 8,244 - Follows: 3,963 - Updated: 2/26/2016 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the patients of Arkham by Chibi-Chan71 reviews
To be rid of Harry, Vernon tosses him in an insane Asylum in Gotham. This is the story of Harry's struggle within it's walls and his life with the other 'Inmates' of Arkham. Dark fic. Joker/Harley Harry/OC? Ivy, Crane, Croc, and other villains as well.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,690 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 1,920 - Updated: 2/17/2016 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Harry P., Joker
Sorcery, UNITed, Independence, Space by Tangerine-Alert reviews
Post-OotP, Harry decides to leave his relatives to ready himself for Voldemort, something Dumbledore seems unwilling to do. He meets a Brigadier and quickly finds Earth is not alone. Not Horcrux compliant. (Written Post-OotP) ARCHIVED-Errors/issues won't be fixed.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 213,846 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 1,669 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 2/8/2016 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Brigadier, Harry P. - Complete
Faerie Godmother by CaitlinNicDhiarmaid reviews
Being immortal, Maleficent decides to watch over Aurora's descendants. One in particular is exceptionally aggravating; he always manages to place himself into harms way. After fourteen years, she decides to step in.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maleficent - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,399 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 2,066 - Follows: 2,372 - Updated: 12/7/2015 - Published: 6/1/2014
It's Always The Quiet Ones by PixelWriter1 reviews
Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 4,103 - Follows: 1,218 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Severus S., Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
Revenge of the Wizard by Darth Marrs reviews
A Harry Potter cursed with immortality must not only survive the ravaging of Earth by monsters far more powerful than any humanity has encountered, but he must rise to save it, and in the process exact one wizard's revenge against the Galactic Empire.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 172,419 - Reviews: 4428 - Favs: 8,324 - Follows: 6,165 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Complete
Plot Bunny Storage by Laume reviews
Basically a place to store the short little plot bunnies that hop into my mind, especially late at night. Placing them here will hopefully keep them contained
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 38,588 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 10/13/2015 - Published: 9/17/2007
The Master of Death IS The-Boy-Who-Lived - Child Hero for Hire by LeadVonE reviews
Harry Potter, the Master of Death, loathes the 'Adventures-of-the-Boy-Who-Lived' children's storybooks. I mean, what kind of kid grabs his happy band of childhood friends, smacks around some dragons, nundus, and dark wizards, and skips home in time for tea and scones? But, after 40,000 years of living and dying, the Master of Death realizes something... He probably could.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 1,163 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Harry P., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L., Luna L.
Black Princess Ascendant by Silently Watches reviews
Second in the Black Queen series. Last year, Jen had to contend with a deadly Tournament, a revived Dark Lord, a meddlesome Headmaster, and worst of all, reconciliation attempts by her parents. Surely her OWL year can't be anywhere near as complicated. Can it? NOT for children!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 301,803 - Reviews: 3821 - Favs: 4,560 - Follows: 3,601 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 12/18/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Sirius B. - Complete
Magical Me by Publicola reviews
Most self-inserts are exercises in vanity, and nothing says 'vanity' quite like Gilderoy Lockhart. But with a new personality and knowledge of the future, who knows? Maybe Lockhart will turn out to be a useful DADA teacher after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,693 - Reviews: 1307 - Favs: 4,084 - Follows: 4,572 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Gilderoy L., F. Flitwick, Hestia J., Amelia B.
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 260,787 - Reviews: 7530 - Favs: 16,018 - Follows: 17,544 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
Shattering the Mirror by arturus reviews
A HP/X-Men crossover POST OOTP. Harry is identified by the MOM as one of a growing number of magical mutants. Expelled, Imprisoned and then exiled from the magical word. Harry and his mutant allies form a new alliance one destined to bring down the Dark Lord. A Harry/Hannah pairing. Be warned there are brief mentions of rape in early chapters and a F/F relationship. Edited Oct 2020
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 31 - Words: 190,177 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 1,875 - Follows: 1,788 - Updated: 6/17/2015 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the things that could have happened by arekay reviews
My oneshot folder. Ch 1: A darker Harry talks about how he's going to deal with Ron after the final battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,059 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 5/19/2015 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Harry P.
The New Dawning by Sunset on Heartache reviews
{OLD!} A very different Harry Potter than we know comes to La Push to get away after the death of his girlfriend. As luck should have it, one of our favorite wolves imprints on the younger boy... and Bellatrix Lestrange escapes Azkaban. {WARNING: written by a young teenager in 2012ish!}
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,830 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 1,875 - Follows: 1,132 - Updated: 5/18/2015 - Published: 2/24/2012 - [Harry P., Paul] - Complete
My Son the Wizard by savya398 reviews
After his first year at Hogwarts Harry discovers a startling truth that throws him into an entirely new world. He finds a new family and a new home that drastically changes his life for the better, if not crazier. After all when you're the son of Tony Stark, the one and only Iron Man, life is bound to be interesting.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 171,472 - Reviews: 3125 - Favs: 11,085 - Follows: 12,929 - Updated: 5/10/2015 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4654 - Favs: 11,047 - Follows: 7,785 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Spock Unleashed by BajaB reviews
Spock decides the temporal Prime directive has a different interpretation to his original one.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,566 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 133 - Published: 3/12/2015 - Complete
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 8,406 - Follows: 2,573 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Hand Bites Back by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
The sequel to the extremely confusing and over the top "Biting the Hand That Feeds You!" More economics shenanigans! More giant magic robots! More romantic hijinks! And even more crack!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,474 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 11/27/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Pansy P.] Luna L.
Mischief Managed by fringeperson reviews
A man with black hair, green eyes and pale skin watched over a child with black hair, green eyes, pale skin, and a variant of the Elder Futhark rune Sowilo etched upon his brow. Genfic. Do Not Own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,705 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 6,995 - Follows: 3,512 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Digging for the Bones by paganaidd reviews
Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 212,292 - Reviews: 6654 - Favs: 12,224 - Follows: 9,066 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hail Odysseus by Brennus reviews
After believing that Harry Potter died in a house fire at the age of ten, the Wizarding world is shocked when he emerges, out of the blue, just in time to attend his seventh year at Hogwarts. They're even more shocked when he's Sorted into Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 157,425 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 4,351 - Follows: 2,405 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 8/25/2014 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Harry Potter: Geth by mjimeyg reviews
During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 276,717 - Reviews: 2979 - Favs: 8,997 - Follows: 4,901 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Tali'Zorah, Harry P.] [Shepard, Ashley W.] - Complete
With a Forked Tongue I Lie in Wait (Taming Snakes) by DelusionalGrandeur reviews
Warnings Inside. Dumbledore ought to have known better than to leave an orphaned Harry Potter in the hands of the Dursleys. A twist of fate has the boy-who-lived living with criminals. Sly, cunning, street-smart, sorted into Slytherin where his housemates have been raised to hate him, will Harry survive? Or maybe it's the House of Snakes that doesn't stand a chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 141,810 - Reviews: 1751 - Favs: 6,437 - Follows: 7,143 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S.
Flesh and Steel by Knife Hand reviews
Harry fails in the first task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, with tragic consequences. (rating for extreme violence). Chapter 5 up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,878 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 1,693 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1673 - Favs: 11,236 - Follows: 4,425 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Weres Harry? by DobbyElfLord reviews
Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 152,524 - Reviews: 4109 - Favs: 10,748 - Follows: 11,308 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P.
Biting the Hand That Feeds You by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
AU Start to Sixth Year. What do you do to stop a genocidal dark wizard? Try appeasement. If it sinks your entire economy, well... That just makes things more interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 120,263 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 1,972 - Follows: 1,438 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P. - Complete
893 by Yanagi-wa reviews
Harry winds up in Japan and lives a completely different life from the one Dumbledore planned for him. He returns to England and ... you need to read to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 361,882 - Reviews: 2499 - Favs: 6,596 - Follows: 4,431 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Someone Like You by Lizzy Pheonix reviews
Lacking purpose after the war Harry is bullied into working on Hermione's next big project. To learn about and document the different types of Magical creatures, when the Volturi tell him about a coven of Vampires who feed only from animals he has no choice but to head to Forks to discover what makes them so different from the rest of their kind. Harry/Seth Slash EWE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,302 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 2,018 - Follows: 1,465 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Harry P., Seth - Complete
Harry Crow by RobSt reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 29646 - Favs: 32,318 - Follows: 19,806 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Inseparable by Ares.Granger reviews
A hopefully different time travel story. Adult Harry and Hermione jump back in time to the Halloween the Potters were killed and baby Harry became an orphan. These adult versions change the past in the hopes of a better future. Won't-know-what-hit-him Dumbledore, AU, Harry/Hermione. Summaries are hard.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,068 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 4,425 - Follows: 2,397 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Make Light by stratusfish reviews
Harry Potter and Ginny are faltering. This isn't surprising in the slightest. Charlie Weasley happened to be at the right place at the right time, and Jacob Black ends up meeting his imprint at the local laundromat.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,720 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 2,167 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Harry P., Jacob
Eye-Opening Revelations by DelusionalGrandeur reviews
After Harry runs away from the Dursleys and the blood wards have failed, Dumbledore has an idea. If it works, Harry will have protection from Voldemort even stronger than Blood Wards . Non-explicit HP/SSslash, mentions of forced marriage. Oneshot. Rated for language and mentions of sex
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 145 - Published: 5/9/2014 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
I Fall(out) to Pieces by Diresquirrel reviews
War... War never changes. In the year 2076, Europe is consumed in war. Muggle Britain stands mostly intact, but it will not remain so for long. Concurrently, Magical Britain denies the return of the most feared wizard in generations. In all of this, what is UK-13? And what does it have to do with Harry Potter?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 98,338 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 1,280 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P.
Falling Rain by CrimsonRose18 reviews
Harry and Luna move to Forks and stuff happen. Has Slash! All pairings inside, Note inside as well. Not really good at writing crossovers. This story doesnot have a point so far...just a warning. Discontinued.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,916 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Harry P., Sam - Complete
The Master of Evil by I. H. Scribe reviews
Harry Potter is raised by Maleficent as her apprentice and heir.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sleeping Beauty - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 502 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Harry P., Maleficent
Screw Them! by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter had enough of the stupidity of the Wizarding World. If they all believed that he was a dark wizard, just because he could talk to snakes, screw them! He didn't need them. And who ever said that all prophecies did come true? (No horcruxes).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,910 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 7,490 - Follows: 2,484 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 11,481 - Follows: 3,455 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Rise of the Wizards by Teufel1987 reviews
Voldemort's attempt at possessing Harry had a different outcome when Harry fought back with the "Power He Knows Not". This set a change in motion that shall affect both Wizards and Muggles. AU after fifth year: Featuring a darkish and manipulative Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 479,930 - Reviews: 5068 - Favs: 10,842 - Follows: 7,175 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
I wouldn't exactly call that sitting by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander is chosen... To babysit Dawn while Joyce joins Giles searching for Buffy in LA following the Alcatha incident. Unfortunately for Xander, Dawn has a plan, The Mayor has a spell, and TV has its first live broadcast Reality Show!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,141 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 2,057 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
Script? Bleep the Script! by I. H. Scribe reviews
Angering Death is generally a bad idea. Which led to his current predicament. He had gone to sleep as Harry Potter, and woken up as Bella Swan. On an airplane. On the way to Forks. Rated M for Harry/Bella's mouth.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 1,935 - Follows: 696 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Harry P., Bella, Edward - Complete
Travel Secrets: Second by E4mj reviews
Yr 2: Harry has returned in time after one too many things went wrong, his careful plans have been messed up, so he's trying a few new things. He's searching for the diary, but while things are similar, his presence has altered enough to keep him on his toes! No pairings. Dumbledore/Goodguys bashing. 2nd in series. Rated M because I'm paranoid. Everything belongs to Jo!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 87,314 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 5,551 - Follows: 3,063 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Improbable History by Clell65619 reviews
When Harry is six and a half, he meets a pair of strangers on the street. One is leaving for his own life, and the other is looking to start over. Harry volunteers to help and discovers a world of adventure such as he never dreamed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 341 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Complete
The Assassin Wore White by apAidan reviews
In canon, healers and mediwitches were seemingly spared from the predations of the Death Eaters during both Blood Wars. St. Mungo's would have been a very soft target, but it stood inviolate. One patient was attacked, but the hospital and it's staff were spared. The question is, why? What could have kept mad killers in check? As with a great many other things, Poppy knew.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,434 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 1,754 - Follows: 401 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Narcissa M., Tom R. Jr., OC, Poppy P. - Complete
Harry Potter: Game of the Year Edition by Flux Casey reviews
Harry Potter dies in the graveyard of Little Hangleton. GAME OVER. Start new game? Concept borrowed from Majin Hentai X and Chibi-Reaper. ABANDONED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,205 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 4,326 - Follows: 5,312 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Changed Future by Tiro reviews
Sequel to Rewriting History. A threat against the Potter family lets them inside the Prince Manor, where Severus Mentis lives… along with a guest in the shadows. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,216 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 2,483 - Follows: 1,595 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Princess of the Blacks by Silently Watches reviews
First in the Black Queen series. Sirius searches for his goddaughter and finds her in one of the least expected and worst possible locations and lifestyles. How was he to know just how many problems bringing her home would cause? DARK and NOT for children. fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 189,338 - Reviews: 2349 - Favs: 7,069 - Follows: 4,401 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Harry P., Luna L., Viktor K., Cedric D. - Complete
Don't Ask Questions by opopanax reviews
AU. When Harry starts asking questions, he stumbles into the middle of a globe spanning conspiracy that encompasses not only the wizarding and Muggle worlds, but also entire universes. And he learns Voldemort is just the tip of the iceberg. The darkness is coming and he may not be able to stop it... First in a series, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 118,516 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Trouble by ReynaAtTheEnd reviews
Harry Potter is a thief and a lawbreaker long before he gets his letter. Upon discovering he's a wizard, he sets out for the wizarding world - but he's doing things his way. Dumbledore has no idea what his decision to leave Harry with the Dursleys has wrought. Harry/Multi, darkish, some Dumbledore bashing, rating may go up later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,011 - Reviews: 1779 - Favs: 6,840 - Follows: 4,187 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Harry P., Astoria G., Daphne G. - Complete
Funny Thing, Magic by Graphed Vulgarity reviews
Everybody comments on Harry Potter's eyes. Why? It's not because they look like his mother's. Super Harry, Good Dumbledore. AU. Rated for violence, swearing,etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 101,777 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 2,201 - Follows: 1,415 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Quoth the Raven, Nevermore by GenkaiFan reviews
The Tower of London has a dark and bloody past both in the muggle and wizarding worlds. Besides being a prison, it also served as a sanctuary in times past, what if it became one yet again? -AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 114,515 - Reviews: 5232 - Favs: 7,885 - Follows: 4,791 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Angry Harry and the Seven by Sinyk reviews
Just how will Dumbledore cope with a Harry who is smart, knowledgeable, sticks up for himself and, worst still, is betrothed? A Harry who has a penchant for losing his temper? Ravenclaw/Smart(alek)/Lord/Harry Almostcanon/Dumbledore Non-friend/Ron Harry&Daphne (Haphne). No Harem. Rating is for language and minor 'Lime' scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 490,097 - Reviews: 5378 - Favs: 18,029 - Follows: 8,242 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
My Enemy My Mate ? by metalmonkey8 reviews
When Jacob got sent to run an errand for his father in the forest surrounding the Cullen residence he never expected to meet Edward Cullen much less imprint on the leech. Why do the tribe elders think a certain prohpecy may be involved ?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 135,747 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Jacob, Edward
Ravenous Plot Bunny - The Tri-Wizard Tournament by Sinyk reviews
Plot holes. Some are only tiny; but others challenge the Grand Canyon. What does Harry do about the Tr-Wizard Tournament if he decides to think outside the box? And not about winning, but just surviving?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,512 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 1,489 - Follows: 712 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Courage By Potions by Janara reviews
AU, sixth year story; do not follow the last two books! Sick and tired of the way everyone is trying to force him to become Ginny's boyfriend, our hero is seeking for a way to tell everyone what he thinks of them. Alas, things do not turn out the way he thought they would. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,599 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 3,093 - Follows: 1,600 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Let's Kill Harry by Grant Larceny reviews
AU. The Dursleys decide their freakish nephew is an abomination. Furthermore it is their sworn duty as members of The Church of England to put him down. Permanently.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Harry P.
Knowledge is Useful, But Power is Power by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,462 - Reviews: 1544 - Favs: 5,168 - Follows: 3,343 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Muggleborn Chaser by transportation reviews
Katie Bell's fifth year should have been simple, without even Quidditch to distract her from OWL exams. But an unexpected romance brings the Tri-Wizard Tournament close to home, and pulls her into the ugly side of the magical world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,504 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - [Katie B., Harry P.]
The Consequences of Poaching by Tezza1502 reviews
Just a short drabble. One-shot. Ginny!Bashing, mostly. I just needed something to remind myself that I am actually capable of writing and publishing, even if it is only on a subject that's been done Ad Nauseam. Feel free to ignore it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Ron W., Ginny W., Molly W. - Complete
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 4,573 - Follows: 1,744 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
A Spark of Genius by michaelsuave reviews
Xander Harris was never called a genius, but after a different choice of Halloween costumes he is hit with a 'spark' of mad genius, the abilities that go with it, and flung into a far different world. Come and enjoy the madness. GirlGenius vers costume. HIATUS
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 532,972 - Reviews: 3074 - Favs: 3,402 - Follows: 2,936 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Xander H.
In the Mind of a Scientist by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
Harry Potter wasn't raised like in canon. He was top of his class, and very intelligent, always seeking to improve things, and so he learned all kinds of things, and, upon entering Hogwarts, started studying all he could get his hands on! Intelligent!Super!Harry Later Mad Scientist!Harry Rated M for Language, Nudity, and Gore Stein-ish Harry Genres: Humor/Romance/slight Horror
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,520 - Reviews: 2211 - Favs: 9,693 - Follows: 5,130 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Letters from the Asylum by NarutosBrat reviews
In which letters get written, hijinks ensue, and Harry discovers the 'power the dark lord knows not'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,735 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 2,067 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dirty Little Witch by Azrael38 reviews
It's the summer after 5th year and Harry is not a happy camper. With his godfather dead, Harry has nobody left to turn to. Except one. One who has been with him since the beginning...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,703 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter: Choices by kb0 reviews
Harry is back at the Durleys after the battle at the DoM. After terrible nightmares every night, it finally occurs to him that many of the problems and thoughts he's having a difficult time with are due to choices he's made and how he chooses to look at his problems. Deciding to be a Gryffindor in his mind and face those problems directly, he starts to make different choices. H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 229,080 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 1,686 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Meeting by Clell65619 reviews
One of the things that many people have wondered about the epilogue was just why Harry and Draco shared a nod...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,103 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 1,382 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Piano Man by DarkestAngel13 reviews
Harry needs a break from the attention of being a hero. The minister helps him out by sending him away with a baby, a housemate, and a guard. Amidst high school and romance (M/M), Harry learns that he can let himself be taken care of. Rated M for language, sex, and some battle scenes. General Disclaimer: I do not own recognized characters, locations, lyrics, quotes, etc.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 167,362 - Reviews: 1675 - Favs: 3,045 - Follows: 2,619 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Harry Potter and the Connection Reversed by hermyd reviews
"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 9,043 - Follows: 2,790 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
It only happens to me by wingedstranger reviews
Harry has defeated Voldemort using powers gained form his newly acquired, very rare and extremely powerful Animagus form. But this extraordinary gift has its downsides. And when Harry imprints on a stranger in the wood will he be able to complete the bond
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,138 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
10 Minutes And A Week Of Hell! by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
10 Minutes can be the difference between the peace and the hell at Hogwarts! AU third year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,152 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 3,123 - Follows: 1,035 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter: the Spectacular Spiderman by Futurist reviews
NOT a crossover. Harry's magic, to minimize his injuries at the hands of his relatives, boosts him by mimicking the powers of Spiderman. I hate wounded duck heroes, Harry learns about Wizards with confidence, a keen intellect, and knowledge of history. Wizards are stuck with Victorian traditions harems, slavery, dueling the method of conflict resolution.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,117 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 1,453 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Parody of Soul Bonds by Diresquirrel reviews
Harry and Hermione decide to make a soul bond, despite not really knowing what they are doing. Horlarity ensues (portmanteau of "Horror" and "Hilarity"). This short story is not to be taken seriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 98 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Viper by Nocens reviews
AU.When the Dursleys leave a baby Harry Potter in an alley they have no idea their actions will create an evil to rival only Voldemort's. Evil!Harry, Slytherin!Harry and later on HPLV slash. Gods and Immortals, demons and vampires.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 110,226 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 2,832 - Follows: 1,646 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 2/4/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Moved by the Law of Probability by fringeperson reviews
The probability of Harry Potter living a completely normal life was low, but that was okay. Normality is over-rated and boring anyway. He's managed to do some pretty interesting things with his life since the war. Don't own, not canon compliant.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,155 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 7,114 - Follows: 3,184 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Misunderstandings, Miscommunications and Logic by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
Harry is locked after his fifth year for his 'safety'. What happens, when he uses the same logic of the Order? Probelms!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 379 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
In the Know by Sarah1281 reviews
Finale AU. Lex coming back from the dead isn't exactly news at this point but this time, things are different. This time he knows Clark's secret and so, in the tradition of everyone who has ever discovered Clark's secret, all of the rest of it is just meaningless details. If only Lex were a little quicker on the uptake. Clark does have a planet to save, after all.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Clark K./Superman, Lex L.
The Cult of Dionysus by Ynyr reviews
The blood wards around Privet Drive have a disastrous effect on Harry Potter's magical development, leaving him unable to use a wand. But there are other kinds of magic, and other paths to power. Harry/many witches. No horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 107,650 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 2,654 - Follows: 1,621 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Harry P., Su L. - Complete
From the Shadows by MK-ONE reviews
Harry is betrayed at the final battle and is forced to flee England and rebuild his life anonymously anew.Prophesy has a way of interferring and dragging him back to face his destiny,that doesn't mean he has to like it or cooperate with the powers that be
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 107,194 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 2,112 - Follows: 1,398 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Dear Hermione by loralee1 reviews
Post DH, no epilogue, Harry writes to Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,309 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 376 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Broken Chains by Darth Marrs reviews
When Harry fell through the Veil of Death, that should have been the end of the story. But 40 days later he returned with a power never seen before, and a darkness in him that made both the dark and light fear him. H/HR/LL. Rated M.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 156,348 - Reviews: 3472 - Favs: 6,671 - Follows: 4,214 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Complete
Trust Is A Relative Thing by Silverfawkes reviews
What if Petunia put the blame where it belonged instead of on Harry? OOC Petunia Dursley Rating for mild language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 219,068 - Reviews: 5966 - Favs: 8,305 - Follows: 8,703 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P.
Rocking the Boat by DerLaCroix reviews
Harry is left with the Dursleys just after his godfather had died. One thing leads to the other and Harry is fed up with being a puppet. He breaks free and finds help. And boy, does he start rocking the boat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 245,784 - Reviews: 3785 - Favs: 10,653 - Follows: 7,242 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Death of a Hero by Kinsfire reviews
What will the Wizarding world do when it's reported that Harry Potter is dead? The answer might surprise you. (Based off an idea by Rorschach's Blot, and written/posted with his knowledge.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,923 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 1,863 - Follows: 593 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 3034 - Favs: 11,236 - Follows: 5,316 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them by evansentranced reviews
After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,289 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 5,728 - Follows: 2,301 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Growing Up Kneazle by Manatocfox reviews
On the cusp of Harry's third birthday an impressive display of accidental magic will change his life forever. When Harry is rediscovered nearly nine years later, what will become of our intrepid hero when he finally attends Hogwarts? Sequel now posted!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 217,803 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 2,123 - Follows: 1,425 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
My Nephew Harry by Lucillia reviews
During the two months she had watched her eight year-old nephews, Marge Dursley discovered that Petunia was a pathological liar, Vernon had somehow been brainwashed by that no good b***h, Dudley was the spawn of Satan, and Harry was actually a good kid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,044 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 4,466 - Follows: 3,171 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Marge D., Harry P. - Complete
A True Daughter of the Black by Ynyr reviews
After the war is over Harry wants to protect his godson Teddy Lupin, but he isn't sure how. Andromeda Tonks has a few interesting suggestions for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,227 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 1,946 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Harry P., Luna L., Andromeda T. - Complete
Harrison Potter Stephens by Fyreheart reviews
Someone saw Harry Potter dropped off on a doorstep and refused to allow that to happen. Instead, he was adopted by a magical family, a family very different than what wizarding society was used to. Note: the Bewitched timeline was moved forward to fit into the Harry Potter universe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bewitched - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,122 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 2,641 - Follows: 779 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Complete
Changed by Lizzy Pheonix reviews
Harry is sick of not having any control over what happens to him. This whole Veela thing is the final straw. Harry is gonna take control of his life and maybe someone else's too. Challenge for LalalaSpacingInPandaLand. Dominant Harry/Sub Draco. 8th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,411 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dark and Light by Pleasedial123 reviews
He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 102,267 - Reviews: 3402 - Favs: 11,504 - Follows: 6,387 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Yes, I am Harry's Brother by Ynyr reviews
Five years after his defeat the shade of Voldemort visits Harry Potter, and has a slight accident with one of his Horcruxes. The Dark Lord wanted a new body, but this isn't what he had in mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,131 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Voldemort, N. Tonks - Complete
Gently Go by BajaB reviews
Harry's back on the ghostly platform where he last spoke to Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 203 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Black Vengeance by Teufel1987 reviews
AU Third Year: He spent twelve years in hell for a crime he did not commit. Sent there without the courtesy of a trial. Betrayed by his friends and allies. Now he has broken out. He will find and catch that rat and then, they will pay!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 86,200 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 2,724 - Follows: 1,116 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Jamie Evans and Fate's Fool by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Harry Potter stepped back in time with enough plans to deal with just about everything fate could throw at him. He forgot one problem: He's fate's chewtoy. Mentions of rape, sex, unholy vengeance, and venomous squirrels. Reposted after takedown!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,208 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 4,811 - Follows: 2,010 - Published: 6/2/2012 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2590 - Favs: 10,365 - Follows: 6,033 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Help of a Seer by Aealket reviews
When Luna's dad is killed, things change. Post Order of the Phoenix HP/LL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 159,424 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 3,080 - Follows: 1,518 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mind by Overdog reviews
What really happens when an abused teen reaches his breaking point? People get killed in this story, and real-life teenagers cuss. This is an A/U fic, and deviates from canon. HP/HG/LL, though later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,348 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 2,800 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
50 Things I am Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts by TempestSv reviews
The title says it all. The majority of the chapters will be one-shots and if there not it will be mentioned in the authors note
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Harry P.
Renegade Cause by Silens Cursor reviews
A difference of a few seconds can change a life. The difference of a few minutes stained Harry's hands with blood - but for the Dark Lord, it was insufficient. After all, you do not need to kill a man to utterly destroy him. Harry/Tonks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 48 - Words: 507,606 - Reviews: 1596 - Favs: 3,362 - Follows: 2,250 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Ectomancer by RustyRed reviews
Falling through puddles and magic gone haywire are just a few of Harry's newest problems. With the Ministry falling apart and Voldemort unearthing ancient secrets, will Harry uncover the truth in time? Post-OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 103,911 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 2,883 - Follows: 3,085 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Harry P.
Miles to go Before I Sleep by whereSilencebegins reviews
When Pansy comes to Draco nearly three years after the war to ask for his help with none other than an abused and fragile Harry Potter, what could he do but say yes? After all, he had been in love with Harry since they were eleven.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 113,050 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 2,327 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Summoner's Stone by Lochar reviews
A simple question from Harry during his vault visit in book 1 changes his life, as Harry accesses a family vault. And a stone there that will change his life, even more than finding out he is a wizard did.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 110,354 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 5,318 - Follows: 3,228 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A Dastardly and Cunning Plan by Monkey Ruler reviews
Harry and the gang repeat their seventh year, and Draco feel the needs to protect his loyal subjects from the abuse they are subjected to from the winning side of the war. Goodbye 7th book epilogue. Eventual DM/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,585 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Bring It On, You Asshole by Cyril de Ciel reviews
Losing a bet to Malfoy, Harry is to take on the job of Bruce Wayne's personal secretary and bodyguard in Gotham City for a year. Thing is, none of the man's secretaries have ever stayed on for more than 1 week—if they were lucky. M/M
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,971 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 2,524 - Follows: 3,514 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Harry P., Bruce W./Batman
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1735 - Favs: 8,691 - Follows: 3,339 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
A Different Start: American Harry Prequel by DarkeStar reviews
Harry's godmother gains custody of a young HP and escapes to America where he learns a new way of magic and carves a new path for himself. Powerful/Independent Harry, eventual slash, OCs, pre-Hogwarts. Reg. updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 393,920 - Reviews: 1782 - Favs: 2,434 - Follows: 2,277 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Harry P.
Unconditional by The Mudblooded Slytherin reviews
Sometimes you just have to write the Draco Malfoy Finally Tells his Father to Bugger Off story. Featuring: independent!Draco, confusing!Harry, Ravenclaws, tattoos, and finding out how much of Lucius' wisdom was really just bullshit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,652 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mutant Son by Nacomah reviews
X-Men Movie Verse/HP Crossover. SLASH non-graphic. The Order discovers that Voldemort has an heir, a mutant named St. John Allerdyce. They bring him back to Headquarters where he meets the boy wonder. A relationship develops made more dangerous by the vicious war of which both are a part.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 238,350 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Harry P., Pyro/John A. - Complete
Still Another Universe by transportation reviews
Harry has killed Voldemort, and not for the first time. Instead of enjoying his victory, he's dragged to still another universe to do it all over again. But this time, it's August of 1981. Response/sequel to Silverfawkes' Yet Another Universe challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,813 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Kindred Spirits by SilverLion80 reviews
Christmas Gift-fic for twistyguru, set in his Harry/Cedric series. Songfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
The Hen That Laid the Golden Eggs by Lady FoxFire reviews
The wizard world has always demanded the blood, sweat and tears from Harry and now they're demanding one more thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 2,707 - Follows: 713 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1481 - Favs: 17,236 - Follows: 5,006 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
In Case of Emergency by Deranged Black Kitten reviews
It had started as a joke, contingency plans made for various hypothetical circumstances, but then the world falls under mind-control, their mentors turning against them, and those rules made up in jest become something to survive by.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49,504 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 2,412 - Follows: 515 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Richard G./Robin, Wally W./Kid Flash, Roy Harper/Red Arrow - Complete
HPMAXBTVS by texaswookie reviews
Hp trio in Sunnedale following lead on Horcux and need to get into Library to check some books, Halloween episode Both groups dress as killing heroes from MARVEL and end up keeping skills and abilities. Scoobies join trio in England againnst Voldemorrt
Crossover - Harry Potter & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 84,084 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 3/17/2009
The Lord of Light by Darth Marrs reviews
Where the hell is Harry now? Third in the Forever Mage trilogy begun by HP and the Four Founders and continued in Forever Mage. How will Darth Vader and the Emperor deal with a wizard born long ago in a galaxy far, far away?
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 238,517 - Reviews: 2095 - Favs: 3,086 - Follows: 2,112 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Leia O., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter, Wizarding Savior? by dbzdragonlanceman reviews
Harry in his anger at the Headmaster after the death of Sirius finally burns through the Memory Charm that the Headmaster cast on him just before third year and comes to some surprising revelations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,088 - Reviews: 1560 - Favs: 6,579 - Follows: 3,301 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the HalfBlood Prince by kyaru-chan reviews
Deception, disorder, distraction and devotion. Don't forget the jam, darlings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,423 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 3,474 - Follows: 3,739 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Harry P.
What by kyaru-chan reviews
Also known as The Mysterious Coupling of Cousin What and Viktor Krum. Definite Squick, with more than a hint of slash and maybe het. Not for those with sensitive constitutions or heart problems. Be warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 142 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Viktor K. - Complete
A Meeting of Epic Proportions by artemis-sunset reviews
What would happen if we stuck Twilight and Harry Potter together? A CRACK fic of epic proportions!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Complete
Waiting for Godot … erm … Harry by apAidan reviews
Every wonder exactly how long Albus would have waited for Harry at King's Cross at the end of Deadly Hallows? A small bit of fluff asking the eternal question "If Death had an alias, what would it be?". Lunar Harmony H/Hr/L at the end
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,128 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 338 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Luna L., Hermione G. - Complete
WHEN HARRY MET EDWARD AT THE EMO HERO REHAB by E.C. Scrubb reviews
Crack!Fic Edward meets Harry at the C oming O f U nder age G uys A bsent of R ealty rehab gathering for fictional heroes written by middle-aged women. Listen in as they talk about their authors, their stories, and even the author of this story. OOC
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Out of the West by Larry Huss reviews
Any suffienctly advanced science would be thought of as magic"-Arthur C. Clark. "We are being present at the birth of the Superman!"-Frederick Nietzche. AU/OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 65 - Words: 212,502 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Complete
Attraction by InsertSomethingClever reviews
Prompt. The moment his eyes laid on the werewolf he knew there was some kind of attraction between the two of them. Paul/Harry slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 136 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Harry P., Paul - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 5,766 - Follows: 2,233 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Mutant Storm by Bobmin356 reviews
Betrayed and broken a hero is saved by family and rises to shake the foundations of the world. The mutants have arrived and the revolution has begun.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 247,700 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 5,809 - Follows: 2,292 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Why Harry Hates the Headmaster or Alt Sixth Year by Lil Nezumi reviews
Non-Canon, Char. OOC & AU year 6. This is a story about a letter that gets delivered after a certain amount of time has passed, it's about an unknown legacy, from a very, very unexpected quarter. See chapter 1 for; more details, pairings & warnings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 157,992 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 320 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Speak Softly, Love by Silens Cursor reviews
Antonin Dolohov hadn't always been a Death Eater. He once was a champion. He once had a family. He once had a wife. This is the story how he lost it all. Winner of the DLP July Politics Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,731 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Antonin D. - Complete
Whatever Happened to the Likely Lad? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. Hermione Granger has to locate Harry Potter or she'll lose her job. She's more than a little curious what he's been up to the last few years. Perhaps, she'd be better off figuring out where he's going rather than where he's been.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,124 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 2,000 - Follows: 638 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Complete
Taking Care of Their Own by apAidan reviews
There are times when it doesn't pay to leave anything to chance, sometimes witches need to step in and take care of things. Take care of their own. H/Hr Note - oblique reference to plural marriage in story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,263 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 103 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 4,981 - Follows: 1,384 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
How Xenophilius Lovegood Saved Britain by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Gabrielle writes a letter to Harry. Changes occur. Xeno saves the country. Massively AU, contains numerous memos. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 1,511 - Follows: 409 - Published: 9/12/2011 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 7182 - Favs: 12,335 - Follows: 6,219 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Shooting Stars by Laume reviews
Harry needs help. Un Fortunately, there is Q. August entry for Ficmas in July Contest
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,149 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 149 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Data, Harry P.
The Window Sill by Captain Cranium reviews
A short and sweet HP/DG ficlet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Order of the Phoenix by kyaru-chan reviews
There are three roads a growing witch or wizard can take. The first two are well-trodden. But this year, the world better get ready, because when the dark moon rises, the third path comes alive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 88,703 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 3,869 - Follows: 2,008 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
A Box With Legs On by Neither Nor reviews
A box with legs on finds its way through the gate. Rodney tries to figure out what it is. Written for a prompt by Lady Geek at Wraithbait. Unbeta'ed as of right now.
Crossover - Discworld & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2011 - The Luggage, Rodney M. - Complete
The Woodsman's Axe by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A big tree attracts the woodsman's axe. A stranger comes to town looking for a game to pass the time.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,511 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 98 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Complete
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 2003 - Favs: 7,978 - Follows: 3,017 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Chance Meeting by Clell65619 reviews
After the fall of Voldemort, some people could deal with what they had to do in the War, others could not. Harry had pretty much left Wizarding Britain, thought not magic. Having a quiet drink in a pub, someone from his past re-enters his life HP/TD/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,698 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 3,728 - Follows: 3,229 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Harry P., Tracey D.
Weapons Free by angelicxdiscord reviews
We've been fighting this war for a long time. Muggles, they call us. They struck first. England fell. Then France. Spain. Italy. It took us ten years of tactical withdrawals and air strikes to stop their advance. Now it was our turn to push back.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,235 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Complete
Maybe Its Make Believe by starry-nights88 reviews
DISCONTINUED! A misguided bet goes a little too far and Jacob finds himself with a leading role in a series of pornographic films directed towards gay men, there's only one problem…he's straight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,302 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Edward, Jacob
Harry Potter and the Sandy Crack Shack by Clell65619 reviews
- Seven years after the fall of Voldemort George and Angelina Weasley are on their honeymoon. On a dare George takes his new bride to a special beach, and there they meet someone from their past.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,500 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 227 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Dean T. - Complete
No Hurry At All by RobSt reviews
Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,691 - Reviews: 4568 - Favs: 13,260 - Follows: 6,432 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Starting Over: Pregnant? by expelius reviews
After settling down with Edward, Harry receives some news that is not unwanted by either of them. One-shot. Slash. Mpreg.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 132 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Alignment by WinterStorrm reviews
When Draco bet Blaise that he would finally make his move on Potter, he got a lot more than he bargained for. Mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,718 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Hightop by fringeperson reviews
oneshot. complete. don't own. Lily Evans was daughter of Alice Evans nee Kingsley and the man she had an affair with after she'd found a man outside of Underland who she loved enough to marry. Harry is the grandson of Tarrant Hightop: The Mad Hatter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,016 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 2,917 - Follows: 800 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Harry P., Alice K. - Complete
The Great Hogwarts Veela Hunt by Padfoot Reincarnated reviews
Harry's convinced Draco Malfoy is a Veela. Why else would Harry find himself suddenly attracted to Malfoy? Ron and Hermione are convinced Harry's bonkers, and do their best to prevent any damage. But when the DA gets involved, things start to go awry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,177 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Memorium by Aesop reviews
The use of memory altering spells is common in the HP books. Protecting their secrecy comes before everything else, and justifies any action. Or so they believe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,696 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 178 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Amelia B. - Complete
Runaway Wizard by Yanagi-wa reviews
Harry finally gets tired of being mistreated by the Dursley's and his complaints ignored or dismissed by the faculty of Hogwarts so he runs away. He learns a lot on the streets and in the world he falls into.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 573,512 - Reviews: 1945 - Favs: 5,133 - Follows: 2,640 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 4/11/2008 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Severus S., Lucius M.] - Complete
Yet Another Universe by Silverfawkes reviews
AU lighthearted funfest with mature overtones,Post DH Harry gets pulled to an AU only to be expected to do it again. Dumbledore bashing is rampant Harry is doing it his way but he's going to have fun doing it! RATING FOR LANG. AND SEX INUENDO
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 65,708 - Reviews: 2662 - Favs: 6,446 - Follows: 3,078 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Secret Heat by AishiteSubete reviews
Jacob Black's blood is painfully good-but like him, it's almost just too hot. SLASH, and lots of it! Jacob/Edward. STRONG T RATING.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Ash and Dust by pcp reviews
Harry finishes what he started, but everything has a price. (sequel to smoke and mirrors)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 187,693 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Time to Spare by EmySabath reviews
HBPcompliant rewrite of Time For Me. Voldemort has a sinister plot to catch Harry out of bounds and cast a spell to send him back two hundred years, but all does not go as planned and Harry isn't as gone as he'd thought...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 171,869 - Reviews: 3140 - Favs: 5,491 - Follows: 3,519 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Walkabout by fringeperson reviews
Harry was left in the Australian outback by his relatives. Rather than dying from exposure, the heat, or any of the many and varied nasties that could have easily killed him, Harry was found. Don't own. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,951 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 3,083 - Follows: 958 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Physicist by gertie-flirty reviews
Written for ladyhouston and the Write For Relief meme. Prompt was: "Turns out Sheldon's a Time Lord. He takes Penny along as a companion."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,184 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/13/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sheldon C. - Complete
Three Days Grace by Temperance reviews
SLASH! When Jacob and Edward finally meet up without Bella around Jacob realizes he might feel differently for Edward than he thought, and that Edward may too. Jacob/Edward *Read this story or gnomes will steal your underpants!* COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,264 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Harry Potter and the Cursed Summer by Mountain907 reviews
After being cruelly abandoned by the Dursley's, Harry meets Bill and joins him on a Cursebreaking Adventure. Bill mentors Harry fic no slash. First FF Starts off a bit dark but lightens up quickly. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,456 - Reviews: 2166 - Favs: 7,549 - Follows: 3,803 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
Shades of Panic by Abby Ebon reviews
Landing in Ancient Egypt after killing a Dark Lord isn't a death sentence but it might as well be. Thankfully for Harry the daughter of the Pharaoh Seti, Nefertiri, has taken a liking to him. Unfortunately so has High Priest Imhotep. Ardeth x Harry, slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mummy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 81,373 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Harry P., Ardeth B. - Complete
Wolfsbane by lunakatrina reviews
Harry gets a new pet over the summer before his third year. AU, Gen
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,278 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,422 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
To Be Loved by silentclock reviews
Harry Potter grows up on Privet Drive, where he is neither loved nor hated; rather, he is treated with indifference. Will his relentless pursuit of knowledge allow him to defeat the Dark Lord? Will he ever be able to live the life he desires?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,187 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 5,823 - Follows: 3,189 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Sniper II: Babylonian Nights by DobbyElfLord reviews
Sequel to Sniper; Five years after killing Voldemort, Harry is a SAS lieutenant assigned to the invasion of Iraq. When the Muggle war wakes something best left forgotten, Harry is pulled back into the Wizarding world. Can't they clean up their own mess?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,081 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 2,738 - Follows: 922 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Inviolate by scriviner reviews
Someone messed with Luthor's mind. Someone was going to pay. A mystery that slowly unveils a terrible secret within the DCU and Lex's response to what he finds. Now complete!
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 160,886 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 1,735 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Complete
The things I hate about you by Anniegirl27 reviews
Edward can t stand Jacob, he even has a list over all the things he hates about him. But what is Bella implying and why is Edwards's body acting so strange whenever Jake is around? Humor denial, feel good slash and some hot locker room action too..AHAU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Saturday Potter by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry finds something in his great grandfathers notes that might help him defeat Voldemort. But to learn how, he has to leave Britain and his friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 264 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Harry Potter and the World that Waits by dellacouer reviews
A shell shocked but triumphant Harry Potter decides to leave his world behind for another. Someone should have told him that AUs can be really, really different. HP/ X-Men crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,880 - Reviews: 2907 - Favs: 7,860 - Follows: 8,860 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Harry P.
Scooby Titans by texaswookie reviews
The scoobies wear DC based costumes and go out into the Marvel world.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,276 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 69 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Complete
James Potter's Legacy by GodricGeoffreyGryffindor reviews
James berates Albus Dumbledore and takes control to provide for baby Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/3/2011 - James P., Albus D. - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 5949 - Favs: 16,332 - Follows: 17,729 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 4,273 - Follows: 2,964 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
Harry's Dirty Little Secret by cdraco reviews
Harry's a succesful Quidditch player that enjoys a very casual lovelife.When sudden paternity suits arise and accusations are flying,an old fashioned Ministry decides to auction him off in Marriage to the highest bidder. HarryDraco slash AU no Voldie
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 101,041 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 4,475 - Follows: 1,505 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Floor Beneath Our Feet Trying to Be Perfect by wolfelements reviews
And that was how Xander Harris became friends with a coven of vampires. The worst part was that his life was about to get weirder. Xander/Jacob. for hc-bingo: wild card child abuse on livejournal.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 34,678 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 87 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Xander H., Jacob - Complete
What is Said, Is Said by GenkaiFan reviews
A sort of sequel to Dear Jareth. What happens when Dudley wishes, "I wish you had never come to us, Harry! I wished the goblins had taken you the night you arrived." ? What happens when the Goblin King re orders time?
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 82,747 - Reviews: 1168 - Favs: 2,283 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Complete
Green Eyes, Black Sand by Abby Ebon reviews
Aladdin X-Over; Slash. Mozenrath was not supposed be raised from dead. It was no wonder Chaos stirred. Mirage saw to it, when making a deal to protect Harry. Mozenrath now finds himself feeling something like love for the boy. Then came Agrabah...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Aladdin - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,331 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 1/1/2008
Harry Prongs Tatum by Silverfawkes reviews
on hiatus AU They left him on a doorstep and he wandered away.Features Independent Stubborn Harry and pokes fun at the foibles of the magical world.Rating for occasional language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,802 - Reviews: 2087 - Favs: 5,071 - Follows: 5,546 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Harry P.
Harry Potter Hit Wizard by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,539 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 4,528 - Follows: 1,292 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Road Trip by Clell65619 reviews
After the fall of Voldemort Harry feels that he needs to get away, away from the pressures of being the Man Who Won. Hermione invites herself along for the ride, but things aren't always what they seem. Fighting a war has it's price.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,516 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 254 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Prophecy Smophecy by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts at the end of the Battle of Hogwarts. As Harry stands over the dead body of Voldemort he realizes something. Bad Dumbledore. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,845 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 3,402 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 9271 - Favs: 14,573 - Follows: 11,238 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,063 - Reviews: 2063 - Favs: 4,894 - Follows: 2,586 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
It's Magic by Galadriell reviews
Harry moves to Forks two years after the Hogwarts Battle. He meets Edward. Cue Bella. Enter Jake. Enough said. Jacob/Harry slash. COMPLETE!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,832 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 3,224 - Follows: 1,560 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Harry P., Jacob - Complete
Unforgiven by Grinning Lizard reviews
HP... different. Not an original idea but an original story, somewhere between canon, reality and my warped imagination. Warning: Graphic Language/Violence, Racist/Abusive characters, Non-Consensual Sexual Content... Welcome to the Jungle. ABANDONED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 145,911 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 1,341 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
In Eyes Of Innocence by Abby Ebon reviews
Calileane's prompt. Harry/Angel SLASH ; Harry is sentenced to go through the Veil of Death; He walks in from the side of the Wizarding World, and walks out on the Other Side...with baby Connor in his arms.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Angel - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,114 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Harry P., Angel
The Power of Aloe Vera by PieRSquared reviews
Draco comes home entirely sunburnt, and has no magical means of relief. Well, Harry has a way to calm his irate boyfriend. Warning: SLASH. Don't like, don't read. Rated for innuendo.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Skitterleap by enembee reviews
Fifty years ago, Grindelwald won the duel that shaped the world. In a land overwhelmed by darkness, a hero emerges: a young wizard with the power, influence and opportunity to restore the light. Harry Potter, caught up in a deadly game of cat and mouse, must decide what he truly believes. Does this world deserve redemption? Or, more importantly, does he?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 65,165 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Justice Served With A Side Of Fries by Lady FoxFire reviews
A curse, a blessing and old magic – It's best to never assume anything
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,582 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 2,645 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Unconventional Harry by kb0 reviews
When his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry decides to stop "rolling over" and "just taking it." He has "Marauder godfathers" and decides to have them help him strike back. A one-shot. H/G eventually
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,781 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 2,590 - Follows: 761 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
For Love of Hate by BajaB reviews
Harry Potter knew love, when he was young, but he grew up using hate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 1,442 - Follows: 391 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
In this World and the Next by RobSt reviews
Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 164,711 - Reviews: 5779 - Favs: 15,743 - Follows: 6,942 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Genius Does What It Must by smrt1 reviews
Growing up, Harry Potter became a smartass. Now he's starting Hogwarts, with trusty sidekick Millicent Bulstrode, a question for everything, and a cheerfully sarcastic demeanor that makes everyone want to smack him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,086 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 1,568 - Follows: 1,646 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harveste Addams and the Prisoner of Azkaban by kyaru-chan reviews
A madman has escaped from prison? Are you sure you aren't talking about Uncle Fester?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,026 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 4,140 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Smoke and Mirrors by pcp reviews
abandoned on the streets to make his own way or die trying, Harry finds his place among killers and criminals. HD slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,606 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Chamber of Secrets by kyaru-chan reviews
Parselmouths, the Chamber and Lockhart. Well, well, well...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,236 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 4,390 - Follows: 1,165 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
An Unwise Conspiracy by lecturience reviews
COMPLETE. When Harry is called to Gringotts Bank to meet with the goblin Boneclaw regarding financial matters, things go unexpectedly. Harry is furious. Will Boneclaw come to regret his actions? Goblin bashing. AU after OotP. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 348 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Sorceror's Stone by kyaru-chan reviews
A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn't it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 5,107 - Follows: 1,445 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste by kyaru-chan reviews
He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 6,547 - Follows: 2,411 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Living the Bad Ass Way by kyaru-chan reviews
There is more than one way to learn magic, and more than one place to learn it in. When an unexpected death occurs, Death himself encounters Harry Potter and takes pity on him. From a life of neglect, Harry forms bonds he never thought possible...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 337 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P.
Get Your Own Nuts! by emiliexox reviews
Harry and Draco finally get together in eighth year. But what the hell does a squirrel have to do with it? MAJOR SLASH & Very Fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Facts of Life by opopanax reviews
In wich Harry tells Dumbles the facts of life, and I poke fun at the writers on FFN. HP/LV. M for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Guardian by LordsFire reviews
Second in 'Dungeon Crawler' series. This story will probably never see an update again, and is only up here for those curious and willing to be disappointed.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,257 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Harry P.
Dungeon Crawling in Chicago by LordsFire reviews
Take a decently fit Nerd, throw him into a slightly more magical version of the real world in 1990, and give him the ability to gain power as per D&D levelling system. A completely gratuitous piece, written purely for the author's own satisfaction.
Crossover - X-overs & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,354 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 267 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Complete
Holding Hands by CrimsonRose18 reviews
This is a cute fic i thought up last night when my loyal beta drew me a picture of Draco and Harry holding hands! W00t! Slash. DMHP Very short and fluffy! Gay romances! Don't read if Don't LIKE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Healing Touch by Digitallace reviews
After an accident forces Harry away from professional Quidditch and back to Hogwarts, he discovers the healing abilities of a certain former Slytherin. Co-written by Arineat & Digitallace for hd smoochfest on LJ. H/D, EWE, M/M, - 5 parts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,424 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dark Moon by BlueMoonDog reviews
Harry touches a portkey in Sirius's room that transports him to Forks: right in the middle of a forest. Luckily there's a pissed off vampiress in the woods. Maybe the local werewolf can help him out...JacobXHarry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,913 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Harry P., Jacob
Be Careful What You Wish For by Teufel1987 reviews
Dumbledore wanted a saviour for the wizarding world. Someone who would step up and save the wizarding world from prejudice. Well, you know what they say, Be Careful What You Wish For... preface of 'Rise of the Wizards'. Darkish and manipulative Harry,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,301 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 600 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Imprinted by InsertSomethingClever reviews
The move to Forks wasn't as bad as he thought. He had a job, a nice house, and a few stalkers. He was Harry Potter after all, not everything could be completely normal. Jacob/Harry slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,517 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Harry P., Jacob - Complete
The First Task by Grant Larceny reviews
AU An irreverent adventure in the Harry Potter verse where several hallowed institutions are destroyed...its probably been done...then love conquers all!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,723 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 272 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Complete
Killing Ron by Dalwyn reviews
Ron Weasley has had a series of near fatal accidents lately. Or are they accidents at all? Unrepentant Ron bashing. Some Weasley bashing. H/Hr. Brief mention of femslash SB/HA , and the possibility of poly HP/HG/SB/HA .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Harry P., Ron W.
Why Should I? by opopanax reviews
Oneshot, for now. Harry explains to the Headmasster why he won't fight Voldemort. Set in Book 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 203 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 4214 - Favs: 12,500 - Follows: 11,403 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 10174 - Favs: 30,482 - Follows: 12,522 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Law Lesson 201B Age Does Matter by Corwalch reviews
HP/Highlander Drabble. Harry is defended by none other than Methos at his under-aged magic hearing before his fifth year and Fudge and the Wizengamot learns a few things about the law they didn't know.
Crossover - Highlander & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 518 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Methos, Harry P. - Complete
The Valley of the Kings Massacre by DisobedienceWriter reviews
An adult Harry finds his destiny as an independent curse breaker in Egypt.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,177 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 3,316 - Follows: 998 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Decoding You by xJacksonx reviews
True love is the most capturing. Brought together in the pitch as rivals and partners in class, Harry and Cedric begin drowning in secret, growing passions. Takes place in third book. Updates as soon as possible--
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,042 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Harry P., Cedric D.
He's Not Normal by Uncle Stojil reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 4,028 - Follows: 4,205 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P.
It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 4,065 - Follows: 1,056 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Phoenix Ashe Cafe by Digitallace reviews
Baker!Harry, Smitten!Draco and some very delicious dessert debauchery. Warnings for Slash, Chocolate-covered Harry and eminent hunger pains.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,339 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Day Albus Dumbledore Never Remembers by Silverfawkes reviews
AU ONESHOT Independent Harry decides enough is enough. Dumbledore bash fest. slight RW bashing mild language. Co-written with Darkshadowedrose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,059 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 2,958 - Follows: 751 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
HJG: The Smartest Witch of Her Age? by HarnGin reviews
Hermione attends a very one-sided, yet eye-opening, job interview. Some non-canon content; not for Hermione fanatics.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 318 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Hermione G., OC - Complete
insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 3,987 - Follows: 862 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Phoebe's Magic by SilverFlameoftheWindScar reviews
In Harry's Fourth Year, he informs Cedric of the Dragons, but what if Harry was different from the way everyone thought of him, more-so than they could HOPE to realize? This comes out in the First Task...and it changes everything. CDHP VKHG RonBashing!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,028 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,498 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Basic Imprinting by starry-nights88 reviews
Jacob only understood the basics of imprinting, but he finds himself getting a crash course on the subject when he imprints on someone totally unexpected.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,040 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Biting To Turn by tinybee reviews
Harry's fed up of not getting any news from the wizarding world. Struggling with the death of Cedric, Harry meets a soulless Spike. Losing ones' soul isn't as bad as Harry thinks. Oneshot.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 178 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Spike, Harry P. - Complete
Tender Moment by asilentwish reviews
Harry and Cedric spend the day together before the final task. Prequel to Ashes in the Wind Harry Potter/Twilight crossover , cut to fit the rating. Advised to read Ashes in the Wind before Tender Moment!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Waxing Gibbous by Lady Shadow reviews
Edward and Jacob are both left at loose ends in the aftermath of Bella's transformation. EdwardJacob.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,292 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
A Gritty Reboot by FoxboroSalts reviews
A surprising discovery leads Harry to question the fine line between normality and the supernatural. Drawing inspiration from the generation's brightest minds, he seeks to answer the proverbial question. Is he a mutant or some sort of humanoid alien? Status: Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,150 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 257 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Golden Needle by xenocidender reviews
Harry has an idea of how to break the rules of Transfiguration, and it actually might work. Maybe. Plenty of other things happen too. No slash and no pairings as yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,849 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 2,069 - Follows: 2,494 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Harry P., S. Vector
Dense by Digitallace reviews
Draco reflects on how dense his new potions partner is. Warning for explicit content and table sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,935 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 74 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Grimm: A Fairy's Tale by Krahae reviews
Pre-Hogwarts. The stuff of legends, myth and majesty were the realm of the Fey long before wizards named him Boy Who Lived. Maeve of the Unseelie Court has decided to take one of wizarding kind's myths, to shape as her own. Vastly AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 94,769 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Truth by Clell65619 reviews
On his 16th birthday Dumbledore presents Harry with a little surprize. He's just gotten married.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 37,135 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 1,422 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 4,247 - Follows: 3,215 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
Clean Brake, or not! by CrimsonRose18 reviews
Takes place during the fourth year, Slash pairing. Harry Likes Blonds! It's just a little fun fic I came up with.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and Merlin's Reaper by Clell65619 reviews
Harry's world ends as everyone he loves is killed when the Death Eaters attack Bill and Fleur's wedding. Is there such a thing as a Second Chance? Various Ships. Dark world, Sexual situations, Slavery, Extremely AU. Very damaged people.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 57,835 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 2,475 - Follows: 1,477 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Madame Scarlet's by Digitallace reviews
Snape and Lucius run an exotic brothel made of Incubi and Succubae. When both Harry and Draco turn out to hold the strain in their blood it poses some problems for the owners and for the boys. *Explicit content warning* DM/HP.HP/DM.SS/HP/DM so far
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,984 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Goodnight and Go by Digitallace reviews
Harry is tasked with bringing American convert Draco back to the Ministry for questioning and possibly imprisonment. But the moment he sees the Slytherin again, Harry begins to have doubts as to whether or not he can. Explicit content warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,450 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 145,998 - Reviews: 4092 - Favs: 19,727 - Follows: 8,548 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sorting Hat's Gift by AntaresTheEighthPleiade reviews
Take a WBWL-verse, add in some Slytherin Harry with Voldemort's memories, and add just a dash of Parselmagic, and what do you get? Harry Potter and the Sorting Hat's Gift, Book 1 of the Saga of the Lightning Speaker.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,362 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 3,853 - Follows: 2,065 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
For the Worst by Digitallace reviews
True Beloveds Series Part 1 - Two rivals pushed together in a changed world. Has it changed enough for them to be together?Explicit content warning.DH Epilogue compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,561 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ten Steps by Digitallace reviews
Harry seeks the unlikely help of Draco Malfoy to give a boost to his love life, but as usual, things aren’t always what they seem. Explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,096 - Reviews: 1960 - Favs: 1,870 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mishap by Digitallace reviews
Merlin's magic runs out of his control...with amusing results
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,920 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Black Phoenix by n1ght3lf reviews
To quote James Baldwin, "The most dangerous creation of any society is a man with nothing to lose." The Wizarding World is about to find out just how dangerous.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,353 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 180 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Complete
Storm Clouds and Stormy Boys by Digitallace reviews
A short PWP. Harry and Draco amuse themselves on a rainy day
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Slytherin Guide to Worst Case Scenarios by Destiny's-Perfection reviews
In which Harry stumbles upon a book that could very well be the answer to all his prayers, and for the first time in his life he begins to wonder if it really was for the best that he had chosen Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
He Did it His Way by Hamm On Wry reviews
After 15 years of abuse and manipulation, Harry decides to start looking out for number 1. Fed Up!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore. Agenda Driven!Goblins. Polygamous Ships. HBP ignored!NO Horcruxes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 106,364 - Reviews: 1258 - Favs: 1,992 - Follows: 2,133 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Ulterior Motives by Yanagi-wa reviews
Willow decides that Xander needs a male friend so she works some magic. Willowmagicdisaster. Xander winds up as Spikes thrall instead. Spike claims ulterior motives. See what they are. In process of rewriting to eliminate inconsistencies.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 343,950 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Xander H., Spike - Complete
Trick or Treat by Digitallace reviews
A Halloween tale, or just an excuse to put Harry in fake plastic fangs and make him snog Draco? You tell me.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,229 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Queer as Foto by Digitallace reviews
Draco's been invited to be one of the celebrities in the new gay wizarding magazine and he's shocked to learn who else is being included as well. Birthday story for Shannon
Crossover - Harry Potter & Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Draco M. - Complete
Best Friend's Justice by Ravenwood240 reviews
Hermione Granger has a list. The Wizengamot, the Ministry, even their friends are ignoring a lot of people that should be facing Justice. Hermione is not going to allow these criminals to escape Justice, even if she has to administer it herself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,226 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Four Founders by Darth Marrs reviews
In which Harry discovers there is more to being the Heir of the Four Founders than than just having really cool tattoos. Powerful Harry, Multi-Ship. Post OOTP. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 122,664 - Reviews: 2280 - Favs: 8,232 - Follows: 3,863 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 10,138 - Follows: 2,753 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Coven of The Rose by CRose reviews
Harry's escaped from Azkaban and wants Revenge! Now this isn't your normal everyday kind of revenge, Harry is a second generation Marauder with a bone to pick with just about everyone that thinks they can just discard him like a worn out shoe
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,796 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 2,811 - Follows: 1,491 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
Trophy by Digitallace reviews
DM/HP-Scoundrel, libertine, whore: words often used to describe Draco Malfoy, but what happens when the man who seeks only to conquer new lovers, gets bored and chooses a more difficult target? Will Harry give into Malfoy or will Draco be left wanting?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,761 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
For the Best by Digitallace reviews
True Beloveds series Part 2 - Harry can't stay out of Draco's bed, not even when his wife makes him promise to. On their final encounter, can Harry say goodbye for good? Explicit content warning.DH epilogue compliant
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,947 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Power by DarthBill reviews
Harry has been feeling lethargic since his tenth birthday when suddenly he has more energy than he needs. AU story for all seven years. HarryMulti nothing serious. SmartPowerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,757 - Reviews: 1845 - Favs: 6,404 - Follows: 3,302 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Just Harry by VoledmortCan'tStopTheRock reviews
The FF world is stuffed full of fantasy Harrys. What will fourteen of them do now though when they've been sent to the 'cannon world' to learn from the REAL Harry? Will Gay!Harry go straight? Will Dark!Harry go good? Will Super!Harry ever lose a duel?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,978 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Mage Harry by kb0 reviews
Summer before 6th year, an accident unlocks Harry's secret power: He's a Mage with the power of Merlin. Watch Harry deal with it and take control of his life. Independent Harry. H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,499 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 2,358 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Divination is a Wooly Subject by KafkaExMachina reviews
A different outcome to Harry's discussion with Albus at the end of OotP. Not Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 200 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Becoming by Digitallace reviews
HP/DM.DM/HP - Story inspired by a quote and it will follow the boys through major life events spanning several years as they grow and change and become.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,267 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dumbles gets caught by Aealket reviews
Don't you hate the fact that Dumbledore seems to get away with just about anything? Not this time. This is AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 231 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Albus D. - Complete
Masters of Death by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter and Amanda Maxwell, his girlfriend and lover, are starting their first-year at Hogwarts. And so is their best friend and indentured servant; Death Incarnate. A very different take on what happens when Something Grim This Way Comes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,394 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 2,566 - Follows: 1,366 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Harry Potter and the Muggle Mess by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Albus Dumbledore attempts to drop Harry Potter off with the Dursley family when things go terribly wrong. The whole universe shifts because of one man's action.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,963 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 4,009 - Follows: 1,244 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Amelia B., Sirius B. - Complete
The Positive Effects of Porn by Digitallace reviews
Drarry - Twoshot After years filled with failed relationships, a bit of porn and some friendly encouragement help Harry to discover who he really wants. Warnings for slash and explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,671 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Potter Family Grimoire by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 6,968 - Follows: 1,963 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 5044 - Favs: 14,650 - Follows: 6,964 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Teenagers In Love by Amarin Rose reviews
Tim–Kon Oneshots 32: Tim gets drunk, then gets Kon. 33: Kon's got a secret. It involves a stuffed toy? 34: Lovers are forever. 35: Kon almost died. Almost. 36: Kon's back, but that's not the weird thing. 37: Kon's back, and despite Tim's doubts, he's real
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 47,852 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 5/1/2006
In A Different Lifetime by Lucillia reviews
At a peace conference with the Romulans, Ambassador Spock watches the young Captain Kirk trade jokes with a certain Romulan Commander.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Coffee in the Morning by CrimsonRose18 reviews
A VERY SHORT story. Harry all ways dranks coffe in the morning, and why is everyone on edge until he takes the first drank? and what does Draco have to do with any of this? Implied yaoi. DM/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter: Kidnapped by kb0 reviews
Harry decided growing up “on the street” was better than at the Dursleys and ran away as a child, becoming lost to the Wizarding world. He was very happy with his life until accidentally found by Albus Dumbledore... No real pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 60,415 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 3,007 - Follows: 1,139 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dark Knight by Denial and Deception reviews
Madness is like gravity, all you need is a little push...Dark!Harry, Evil!Harry, Azkaban,Rated M for violence, You knew someone would do this eventually...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,603 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 1,368 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Harry P.
To Walk a Narrow Path by Dragongirl16 reviews
The sequel to Faith. Every action has a reaction and not all of them are good. HD slash, post book 4 AU HD slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 55 - Words: 220,755 - Reviews: 1483 - Favs: 1,997 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Wizards by Corwalch reviews
Harry was sent to Azkaban after being framed for murder in the beginning of his 6th year at Hogwarts. While there, he unlocks the "Power the Dark Lord Knows Not". What will happen once his former friends know he's innocent? Watch the fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,710 - Reviews: 2946 - Favs: 12,917 - Follows: 4,933 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 8,138 - Follows: 1,962 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Marvel Knights by texaswookie reviews
Spidey and one other Marvel person join the Hogwarts fifth years after Aunt May and M.J die. Sarcastic angry Spidey.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 172,837 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 6/21/2007
You Only Live Thrice : The Tale Of Elsa Jones by pstibbons reviews
The Pureblood said, "Granger must be destroyed. Not killed - that would just make her a martyr. Her reputation must be destroyed. She must be eliminated from our society, preferably by Potter himself, before she can destroy us." HGOC HPLL Azkaban!Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,790 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
The Price of Freedom by Corwalch reviews
The price of freedom always comes at a cost, including to those left behind to pick up the pieces. What if some of those left behind weren't as loyal as they appeared, would they reap what they have sown or get off scott free?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,270 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 1,824 - Follows: 490 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Hell Bound Harry by HermanTumbleweed reviews
One-Shot An unusual, darkish, Azkaban Harry story. Told entirely first person by Harry, as he answers questions to tell of how he came to be there, and who really killed Voldemort and Dumbledore. Not for everyone: Read notes at start.Rated M language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,619 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Clark Kent: Resident Alien, Superhero, Psychopath by The Mudblooded Slytherin reviews
Clark often wondered if he was insane. Well, who could blame him? His parents told him he was an alien, and he had all these weird powers - for all he knew he got whammed in the head with a meteor and has Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,173 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Clark K./Superman, Lex L. - Complete
Poppet by Digitallace reviews
Harry hates Draco, pure and simple. However, Draco creates a Harry voodoo doll and uses it to show the other boy how love and hate can be easily confused. In essence, seduction by voodoo doll. Birthday fic for Ragnarok45. Takes place post war during 7th y
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,023 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hallows and Pathos by Perspicacity reviews
A mistake by a dying man drives Hermione to obsession as she seeks to unlock the secrets of the Deathly Hallows. Harry, wanting only peace, tries to rid himself of the taint of death. Two friends clash in a tragic struggle for identity and destiny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,930 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 199 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
A Post Owl from Hagrid? Yeah Right by texaswookie reviews
All right we all love Hagrid we all know he has an interesting taste in interesting animals. So how did he manage to pick out a snowy white Owl? Here in these one shots Harry gets animals that Hagrid would more likely have given him for pets
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 207 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Rubeus H., Harry P.
Dark Lord Potter Part 1 by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter has never known love or even kindness until he is rescued from his relatives by a pair of witches. How will the most talented wizard of his generation respond to those who have mistreated him? AU! Young!Tonks. Early chapters are being edited.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 273,098 - Reviews: 2815 - Favs: 5,203 - Follows: 3,520 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Harry Potter recommends by swanpride reviews
Because of a chance meeting in a toy store, the Dursleys get the opportunity to utilise Harry's fame. Whereas they get more and more money to spend, he ends up living as a prisoner in his own house. AU, No Pairings, Translated by DracaDelirus THANK YOU!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 52,984 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 3,581 - Follows: 915 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Grass Is Always Greener by kb0 reviews
During the second term of Harry’s sixth year, he ends up saving Daphne Greengrass from a fate worse than death. To repay him, she teaches him Occlumency and they get to know each other well enough to learn that labels are not always useful... HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 100,620 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 9,482 - Follows: 3,624 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
A Conversation with Batman by Ponytail Goddess reviews
Oneshot. Harry gets rescued from the Dursley's by his favorite superhero!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 58 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Trigger Happy by Rickysio reviews
Dumbledore, against his better judgement, decided to allow Alastor Moody custody of the Potter scion. Years later, he has to reap the whirlwind. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 1,621 - Follows: 437 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Harry P., Alastor M. - Complete
A Squib Worth by Naia reviews
The day Harry Potter turned eleven was the day he would have re-entered the magical world. But the letter never came; Harry Potter was a Squib. Dismissed by the wizards, he makes a quiet life for himself and will not stand for them to ruin it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,460 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 4,646 - Follows: 1,320 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
When the World Starts Turning by enakoritsi reviews
.: Clex :. When it's just the two of you, alone forever with no chance of anything else, there isn't much to do but clash, confess, and change.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,526 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Lex L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
The Fell Brotherhood by Inscribson reviews
Two dark boys. Two dark daggers. Two fates brought together. Add one bad wizard...we'll find out...Rated for adult references and themes. Harry and Tim Drake, Robin. Batman xover. SLASH! and Triggers for SI.SM in later chapters. Will be slightly Dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,110 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Harry P.
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Roozette reviews
Title is self-explanitory. With a Harry/Draco twist. I am bored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,167 - Reviews: 1222 - Favs: 1,751 - Follows: 1,210 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Puffin' like there's no tomorrow! by dogbertcarroll reviews
The Original Scoobs have gained in power and wisdom over time, well power anyway, but they seem to have lost some of their sanity along the way. HPBuffy Xover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,053 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007
The Real Us by Seel'vor reviews
Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 157,527 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 7,502 - Follows: 2,273 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 995 - Favs: 9,992 - Follows: 2,854 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter, the ArchMagus by the DragonBard reviews
AU. After an incident with Dudley and his gang, Harry discovers his magical abilities. However, there is no one to teach him how to wield his magic. So, with only fantasy books to guide him, Harry must forge himself into the wizard he is meant to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,443 - Reviews: 1780 - Favs: 4,224 - Follows: 4,964 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Harry P.
Redefining Hogwarts by loralee1 reviews
Sequel to Redefining Summer, Post OotP, no HBP or DH, independent Harry, no pairing, Harry returns to Hogwarts for his 6th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,783 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 1,725 - Follows: 2,437 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Harry P., Neville L.
A Bright New Day by capctr reviews
Immortality is great, but with perpetual youth, entertaining diversions can entertain for only so long. Carlyle loves his family, wanting only joy and freedom for them. He has several plans to make this happen...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/29/2008
A Change In Perspective by Roozette reviews
Once there was a potions accident... Ha! Harry turns five, much to the distress of the I don't want to be a Death Eater brigade.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 121,541 - Reviews: 1600 - Favs: 5,232 - Follows: 1,856 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Who Shagged Harry Potter? by faithwood reviews
One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins woke up after a raunchy night only to discover that a very naked Harry Potter had slept amongst them. Naturally, they asked themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him? HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 2,639 - Follows: 368 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 2,069 - Follows: 571 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Two Sides of the Same Coin by Ten Toes reviews
Petunia & Harry become a team, and Harry finds the wizarding world much earlier than anyone suspects. He hides his Slytherin self under the guise of a naive Gryffindor. He also hides the wizard friendships he made years before Hogwarts. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,091 - Reviews: 2585 - Favs: 5,695 - Follows: 6,398 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Harry P.
Bloody But Unbowed by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Nothing in Harry's life has gone the way he expected, and that includes being the mediwizard assigned to treat Lucius Malfoy. But he's Harry; he can deal with this. And he can deal with Draco Malfoy's nonsensical flirting, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 104,330 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 3,496 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Out of Azkaban by Laume reviews
Formerly on the account of Luke Kenobi. Written for the Third Floor Corridor Cliche Contest. Harry and Snape have been sent to Azkaban on false charges. Once out, they are not what the Order expects.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,368 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 2,951 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Ruthless Revenge by Yunaine reviews
Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 7,394 - Follows: 2,328 - Published: 7/8/2008 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Wish Carefully by Ten Toes reviews
REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 4,110 - Follows: 1,071 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Lucius M. - Complete
A Twisted Timeline by MadnessPersonified reviews
Much to his displeasure, Harry is thrown back through time into his six year old body. As a result, Harry decides to contort the timeline, purely for his own amusement.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 173,594 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 4,009 - Follows: 2,395 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry’s Twist by Ten Toes reviews
AU. Harry does some thinking after the DOM fiasco. An overheard conversation turns his world upside down and he decides to return the favor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,317 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 2,426 - Follows: 2,789 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Harry P.
The Christmas I Loaned My Sons by Ellipsis the Great reviews
After losing his wife and son to a magical disease, Draco Malfoy puts an ad in an editorial to borrow a son for Christmas. Harry Potter answers. COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,516 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dagger and Rose by Perspicacity reviews
Dumbledore doesn’t ignore the 2nd prophecy! He apprentices Harry and teaches him a rare form of magic, but draws the ire of a secret society who seek to guard this knowledge and do Harry in. Assassination attempts on multiple fronts. H/F, Yr. 4 GoF AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 85,199 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 3,144 - Follows: 1,670 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Baggage of Doom by Punster-Zero reviews
Harry Potter / Discworld crossover Harry finds himself in need of some new school equipment.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,476 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 169 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Unlikely Allies by jbern reviews
Two members of the Hogwarts Board of Governors, Ginny Potter and Draco Malfoy, seek to control the future of the school through bold actions and cunning. The question is who is bold and who is cunning.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 55 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 4,099 - Follows: 1,461 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Soul Gems by shedoc reviews
Coming as it did a scant 10 hours after his defeat of Voldemort, the Minsitry's exile of Harry Potter must have come as a crushing betrayal...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,513 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 2,410 - Follows: 585 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6745 - Favs: 20,189 - Follows: 7,606 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 5,678 - Follows: 1,215 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Ferret in My Shoe by MikoGoddess reviews
Harry finds Malfoy in a petshop and brings him home, wanting to know why he was there, and why he was a ferret again. What ensues is a bit of this, a bit of that, and a dash of slash. HPDM, after 6th year, no DH. Now with more plot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,072 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 2,215 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Agent Double O Hex by KafkaExMachina reviews
A "tragic" accident leaves young Harry in the care of a relative that nobody knew existed. It seems Lily Evans had an Uncle named Edmund Bond who had a son he called James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,289 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 2,482 - Follows: 2,909 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter: A Soldier of Misfortune by Pissed Off Poet1 reviews
After fifth year, Harry knew he would have to make some drastic changes of he wanted to survive another year. With another prophecy looming and new friends to help him along the way, Harry will be in for an interesting year. Post OotP no HBP mild bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,861 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 3,850 - Follows: 1,081 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The FitzPotter Scandal by Ramos reviews
Harry Potter was not really ready for a family. Who is? This is not really a Harry/Harem story - he doesn't even get laid until the very end of things... But it's funny. I promise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,438 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 113 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 5,139 - Follows: 1,352 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Mr Lovegood Thinks by Aealket reviews
Based on the Dobby in Time idea from Rorschach's Blot What happens after Dobby comes back in time to help Harry Potter POV of Mr. Lovegood Changes made thanks to davegerecke who acted as a Beta.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,581 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 132 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Dobby - Complete
Natural Order by moshpitstories reviews
If you’ve got a chance to do it over again, why putz around? You know the game, you know the players, and you know the goal. It’s time for Double Jeopardy, where the scores can really change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,185 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Magical Contracts by Kalen Darkmoon reviews
In Goblet of Fire, JKR established that it was absurdly easy to bind other witches and wizards unwillingly into binding magical contracts with a simple, school-taught 'confundus' charm. What if Harry took note of that and decided to do something about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 4,536 - Follows: 1,303 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Sniper by DobbyElfLord reviews
OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 6,230 - Follows: 1,741 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Family Reunions by texaswookie reviews
Buffy is almost always related in some way or other to a person in a crossover this is a tale of how Buffy is related to various defenders of the world and what happens when they come to help her take on the First.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 213,218 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 10/13/2005 - Complete
The Denarian Renegade by Shezza reviews
By the age of seven, Harry Potter hated his home, his relatives and his life. However, an ancient demonic artefact has granted him the powers of a Fallen and now he will let nothing stop him in his quest for power. AU: Slight Xover with Dresden Files
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 234,997 - Reviews: 2182 - Favs: 6,086 - Follows: 2,773 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter: Rogue by kb0 reviews
After Sirius's death, Harry gets fed up with all the meddling in his life and decides to live his way. He also learns some important lessons along the way, like friends are important. HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 154,934 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 2,519 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Irish Choice by DisobedienceWriter reviews
With all the crappy stuff Harry goes through at Hogwarts, the smart money would be on him transferring to a different, better school early in his career. Here’s one way it might have happened. No planned pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 62,622 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 6,545 - Follows: 2,223 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter: Unchampion by kb0 reviews
What if Harry's rebelliousness started a year earlier, because Dumbledore wouldn't let him go stay with Sirius in the summers? What would a rebellious teenager who was entered into the Triwizard Tournament do? H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,236 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 3,289 - Follows: 1,089 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
The Wizard of Gotham by Skysaber reviews
After failing to cheat Bruce Wayne on a deal for drills, Vernon Dursley takes his frustrations out on Harry Potter, by abandoning him in Gotham City.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,626 - Reviews: 1891 - Favs: 3,246 - Follows: 3,569 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007
Logical Consequences by Laume reviews
For many years the Wizarding World turned a blind eye. Now they must face the consequences as the tables are turned on them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 2,617 - Follows: 692 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Wizard of Silence by Corwalch reviews
HPCharmed XOver. The Dursley's hate magic so much they are willing to try & handicap Harry to insure he doens't become a Wizard. However the wizarding community aren't the only ones watching over Harry & someone intends to intervene. Rating T to be safe
Crossover - Charmed & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 131,435 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 2,837 - Follows: 1,315 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Burn, Baby, Burn! by Dark-Syaoran reviews
Harry Potter loves to watch things burn. A series of oneshot ficlets.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,306 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Opportune Death of Harry Potter by BlueMagikMarker reviews
OneShot. Harry Potter is put on trial for the use of an Unforgivable in front of Ministry personnel during the daring raid of the Department of Mysteries. If only Fudge had arrived a few moments later... and Dumbledore isn't able to help him this time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,688 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Interview with the Slytherin Childe by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU. A press conference after Hogwarts Castle is captured by an unknown attacker turns surreal for Rita Skeeter. She gets more of an exclusive story than she ever imagined. Dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,652 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Complete
Open House by CSI Clue reviews
Sometimes families from America want to send their darlings to Hogwartsan Addams FamilyHarry Potter crossover
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
Little Angel Child by Kaluki reviews
He died years ago, but his wings are too small to fly with the Angels, so he waits on earth until he's shed his downy feathers. How does an Angel learn to fly?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Hat's First Time by Laume reviews
The Sorting Hat Sorts for the first time, and manages to set a dangerous precedent.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 99 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Godric G., Rowena R.
Minister Scrimgeour Does Not Approve by Lomonaaeren reviews
Postwar, HPDM slash. The Ministry has regulations that prevent Auror partners from dating. Minister Scrimgeour knows Aurors Potter and Malfoy are dating, and he's about to sack Potter any minute now. If he can catch them at it, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,733 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 1,831 - Follows: 294 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Second Best by TextBookDreams reviews
Draco's secret crush on Harry finally gets out in the open. What will happen? And someone very 'different' is student teaching potions this year :P HPDM , SSOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,177 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Evil Summer Vacation by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,322 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,775 - Follows: 477 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Not Slytherin Enough by fruit17 reviews
Harry was sorted into Slytherin. Five years later, members of the Order of the Phoenix come to collect him from Privet Drive. The Boy Who Lived isn't quite who they expected. Warning: female Blaise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 3,926 - Follows: 1,431 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Just Another Breakfast by fruit17 reviews
It's just another breakfast at Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Or it it? A HarryDraco coming out story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 326 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Grandpa Dursley and the Schooling of Harry Potter by Deep Red reviews
Vernon's father was never what you'd call an ordinary muggle, so what happens when he moves in with his son only a few months before Voldemort’s defeat on Halloween? And just what does the exmilitary man think of all this hocuspocus and the tabby cat
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,530 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 1,525 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 4/25/2004
Decreso Aetas by Haunted Emerald Depths reviews
COMPLETE. An accident occurs in Charms that leaves Draco looking after a...slightly different Harry. How will they live through it, and how do others take the change? What will happen when Draco begins thinking of Harry differently? Spoilers. DMHP SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,126 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 1,519 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Unringing the Bell by Padfoot Reincarnated reviews
Draco's been known to stretch the truth, but this time he goes too far: the whole school thinks he's dating Harry Potter. Harry tries to quash the rumors, Hermione counsels him on his sexuality, and he might just have the teeniest crush on Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,835 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/14/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Stronger Than Hope by Alaunatar reviews
AU after OoTP, a few HBP details. An obsessed, grieving Harry has decided on a dangerous way to defeat Voldemort. Snape is paying closer attention than before, but his contempt for Harry blinds him. Eventual Snape as Harry's guardian story. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 164,882 - Reviews: 1670 - Favs: 2,387 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Matters of Honor by The-Caitiff reviews
Harry thinks up a plan to deal with those unpleasent aspects of Hogwarts life. School is in session less than hour before one man is dead and another headed for Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 174 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
Harry gets Motivated by BajaB reviews
Harry finds a way to get motivated, really, really motivated. A super!Harry oneshot. Post HBP, AU, No DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,709 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 3,198 - Follows: 939 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Obsession by ElvenMagic reviews
We all thought that Voldemort's one true obsession was to kill Harry and take over the world, but what if it was something different?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Voldemort
Redefining Summer by loralee1 reviews
AU, Post OotP, No HBP, Summer at the Dursleys has always meant Harry is overworked, under fed, and lonely, all Harry wants is a normal summer, what he gets is anything but normal. NaNoWriMo 06 project
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,465 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 2,975 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
An Overabundance of Maps by The Mudblooded Slytherin reviews
The Death Eaters are dropping like flies, and in a lastditch effort to recruit new members, Wormtail has been assigned to find a way to turn rats into humans! Will Brain finally be able to conquer the world, or at least the Wizarding one?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pinky and the Brain - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Complete
Shadow Boy by Pissed Off Poet1 reviews
Harry Potter could never be called normal. Not when he was abandoned by his parents when his twin brother was hailed the boy who lived, and definitely not when he returned fourteen years with three adopted brothers in tow, to rock Hogwarts world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,363 - Reviews: 1768 - Favs: 4,388 - Follows: 1,866 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Goblin Conspiracy by loralee1 reviews
AU, Post OotP, No HBP, Harry knows that he must take on Voldemort and finds unexpected allies
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,299 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 3,585 - Follows: 1,011 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Chilling by DarkGoddess2002 reviews
Hermione is willing to do anything to get Harry back from Voldemort. Dark!Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,794 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 265 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2452 - Favs: 5,012 - Follows: 4,193 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4723 - Favs: 9,811 - Follows: 3,270 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
A Late Night by andyfeltrad reviews
Slash. [HarryDraco] Harry and Draco watch a movie. Draco's confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Conversations with Luna by evansentranced reviews
Conversations. With Luna. She has a theory that her mother helped her with, and is willing to share... makes Harry feel better, anyway. One shot. Possible continuation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 81 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 3,150 - Follows: 665 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Butter by Richan MMI reviews
What happens when Harry Potter and Remy LeBeau meet in a bar in upstate New York? There's something about Remy's mysterious new friend that makes him feel safe.
Crossover - X-Men & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,852 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 7/24/2006 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Remy L./Gambit, Harry P. - Complete
Veritaserum Suprise: Daphne's trial by Twisted parody reviews
Daphne Greengrass is on trial and reveals some very interesting things. Harry&Daphne story. please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,772 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff reviews
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 2,521 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
A Panther's Heart by Copper Vixen reviews
Harry gets caught while in his animagus form and is purchased to be a familiar to his worst enemy, HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,552 - Reviews: 2295 - Favs: 8,011 - Follows: 2,397 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Sweet Dream Sweets by BajaB reviews
To help stop Voldemort sending Harry nightmares, and to extract a little revenge while they are at it, the twins develop a new treat. No DH Humor. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 178 - Published: 6/29/2006 - George W., Harry P. - Complete
Legal Guardian by Atalanta Helen reviews
ABANDONED. With his father dead, and his mother in prison, Draco is put into the custody of the Black Family Head. Unfortunately, he happens to be Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,664 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 6/5/2006 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
PuppyDog Eyes by Wheezy1 reviews
AU. What if Hagrid took Harry instead of leaving him with the Dursleys? What kind of parent would he be? Humorous. Rated T for mild violence. No sex, no slash, no swearing. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,515 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the power the Dark Lord knows not by poenix-child-mina reviews
Harry tired of the pain and misery decides that it´s time to leave the protection of privet drive. But as he´s leaving he gets the surprise of a lifetime.NOT SLASH!AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,314 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 5/8/2006 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 2387 - Favs: 7,186 - Follows: 2,926 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Growing Pains by SensiblyTainted reviews
The summer after Sirius' death: the abuse at the Dursley's leaves him broken. Snape is asked to try and help, and discovers that the key to saving Harry may be Draco, who has returned after his own difficult summer. HD Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 190,497 - Reviews: 3443 - Favs: 6,857 - Follows: 1,976 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Love and Betrayal by feanor reviews
What happens when Harry accidentally finds out what Dumbledore is planing for Harry to sacrifice in his life next. Harry draws his line in the sand. This far and no further! Harry versus Dumbledore! Features Veela Draco, implied slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 70,923 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Cat Amongst the Pigwidgeons by Ghyste reviews
Magical Creature Story: Draco receives some unsettling news about his heritage and... oh, you know the rest! [AU HD slash]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 71 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How We Survive: The Runaway by twighlightshadow reviews
An attack on the Dursleys left Harry to fend for himself. Years later, an overheard conversation results in new challenges which may prove impossible in the long run, such as remaining hidden in plain view, learning to trust again, and staying alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,439 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 1/26/2006 - Published: 1/5/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Position Vacant 2 The First Day by BajaB reviews
The new DADA teacher faces an uncertain first day. Sequel to Position Vacant, but more serious and a different style. Post HBP One shot [No DH]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 67 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Bill W. - Complete
Innocence by marietsy2 reviews
Harry watched from the back of the courtroom as Draco Malfoy was convicted for the murder of Ronald Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,771 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Skewing the Odds by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry and his friends are not pleased. The war is over, and they are the victors, but at a heavy price. Now they have a chance to set things right and skew the odds in their favour. And if they can humiliate the enemy in the process, so much the better.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,824 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 277 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Crumpets Aren't My Style by Marz1 reviews
General O'Neill is sent on a nice relaxing dipolmatic mission in the U.K. Of course there's bound to be trouble when he runs into a murderous cult called the Death Eaters, who've some how gotten their hands on alien technology. SG1xHP REVIEW!
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 135,969 - Reviews: 1342 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Complete
Faith by Dragongirl16 reviews
COMPLETE:: What if the wizarding world turned its back on Harry? Who will stay true? Who can he turn to? What will he do? A HD romance in the works! PreOotP AU! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 375,540 - Reviews: 6021 - Favs: 7,699 - Follows: 1,940 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 4/23/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
There's Always a Way by S'TarKan reviews
This is my response to the Marriage Law challenge after hearing about it and reading some stories... and thinking about what MY reaction would have been if I was Harry. Oneshot, complete with epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 1,675 - Follows: 424 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Misplaced Potter by chubby redburn reviews
AU OOC. A tale in which Dumbledore makes a tiny mistake that changes Harry's life. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,405 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
There and Back Again Lane by Mangykneazle reviews
Fearful of attacks by the remaining Death Eaters after Voldemort’s final defeat, the Ministry Obliviates a grievously injured Harry and ‘re-integrates’ him into Muggle society. Five years later, Harry has just completed his studies at university and is en
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 112,546 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Harry Potter, Dark Phoenix by dbzdragonlanceman reviews
AU! Harry is captured by the Death Eaters, and subjected to torture. Will the wizarding world ever be the same in Harry's eyes?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,577 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Backwards Compatible by Ruskbyte reviews
The war is over. Voldemort won. The light's last hope is a desperate ploy, concocted by an insane genius, that probably won't work anyway. Now Harry must find a way to win a war he's already lost once before.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 250,183 - Reviews: 2543 - Favs: 3,635 - Follows: 2,851 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
One Stress Too Many by dbzdragonlanceman reviews
What if Dumbledore allowed one abuse too many to be heaped upon Harry Potter? I don't think the wizarding world will like the result.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 194 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
A Moment in Time by The Shadow Bandit reviews
COMPLETE: AU: Harry learns during his seventh year that his life can change forever in a single moment in time. SLASH and MPREG HarryDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 181,596 - Reviews: 2376 - Favs: 5,254 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 7/1/2005 - Published: 8/5/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 2092 - Favs: 10,448 - Follows: 3,205 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Good Babysitter by RosemaryJolene reviews
AU. Harry Potter has a perfectly nice babysitter. But he'd rather have a mum. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 39,654 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/2/2005 - Published: 8/27/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
No Thanks by old-crow reviews
Complete. Harry makes a decision at the train platform at the end of year 5. Two little words change lives forever. Revised 606.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,688 - Reviews: 3690 - Favs: 9,031 - Follows: 2,878 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Joys of Sexual Education by Roslyn Drycof reviews
Seventh years must take sexual education, and GryffSlyth has Snape and McGonagall as their teachers. Students must be paired up to complete a final project. Harry and Draco hate theirs, but must do it or fail. HD, sim. mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,086 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 2,272 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 2/26/2005 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Correspondence by emikae reviews
Harry isn't getting his letters, so he take things into his own hands, and owls Voldemort to see if he is intercepting them. A surprising thing happens... Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,152 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 2/22/2005 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Complete
A Magic Beyond by Kiki Cabou reviews
It's amazing what an adorable six-year-old kid will bring out of a group of bitter, tired, college-age music students. Journey back to a time when the world was big, kindness was life-changing, and Harry Potter knew how to dance. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,950 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/20/2005 - Published: 12/1/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Front Page of the Prophet by ShadeDancer reviews
Read Heir of Blood ch 3 first. This is what would have happened if Harry's picture had ended up in the paper with Lockhart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/18/2005 - Complete
Confessions of a Teenage Ferret by Indigo Kitti reviews
(ONESHOT)This is not a perfect world, this is the real world." In a fit of rage Pansy turns Draco into a ferret. Unfortunately, Pansy's not know for her magical aptitude and Harry Potter's in the market for a new pet. (slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 92 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Flying Without A Broom by Ruskbyte reviews
Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,878 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 2,513 - Follows: 1,888 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Defending the DA by Ramos reviews
Harry must answer to the Hogwarts Board of Governors when unusual O.W.L. results bring allegations of cheating.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,109 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 361 - Published: 4/9/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Hermione's Detention by RosemaryJolene reviews
What if Hermione had been just a bit more ruthless during OotP?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Hermione G.
Welcome to the Real World by IamtheLizardQueen reviews
A Harry/Draco romance, set post-Hogwart's in muggle London. Includes red mittens, linoleum, witty retorts, angst, love, dance clubs, strange friends, cooking shows, and coffee not necessarily in that order !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 124,521 - Reviews: 2100 - Favs: 2,717 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 8/19/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Keep it Simple by Ruskbyte reviews
A prequel of sorts to Leviathan Rising. Harry got through the first task of the Triwizard Tournament thanks to some good, general advice. But what if 'Moody' had given Harry some different advice?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 185 - Published: 3/14/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
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Harry Potter and the Vale of Destiny reviews
Sequel to One Wizarding Summer. Harry and Cedric return to Hogwarts for Harry's fifth year. Expect new allies and relationships as canon gets turned on its head. WARNING: M/M SLASH! Harry/Cedric; manipulative!Dumbledore, some bashing, AU, no spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 158,582 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 1,222 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Cedric D., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Inconvenient Condition reviews
Harry Potter wanted to get as far from England as he possibly could where the locals spoke English. Jacob Black wanted to wash his clothes. When the two met in the laundromat, something happened. Companion to 'HP and the Obstinate Elders'. SLASH and MPREG, if that bothers you, DON'T READ. Harry Potter/Jacob Black, AU, no spoilers; M for language, subject matter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,750 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 1,385 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Harry P., Jacob - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy and the Unwanted Attraction reviews
Scorpius Malfoy's life is all planned out: he's Head Boy at Hogwarts, and will be starting his Charms apprenticeship immediately after graduation. Then, something happens that make his flee in panic! A follow-up to Harry Potter and the Inconvenient Condition. SLASH, implied MPREG; don't like, don't read. AU, no spoilers. Complete. Scorpius/OC.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,845 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 127 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Scorpius M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Obstinate Elders reviews
HP/Twilight Xover; Harry has left England and come to Forks, where Jacob imprinted on him. The Elders object to their pairing, and Harry explains a few things to them. M/M SLASH! Don't like, don't read. Also implied Mpreg, ditto.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,294 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Harry P., Jacob - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unrefusable Offer reviews
Voldie's dead, Harry just wants to be left alone. As if! You don't kill a Baddie like Voldie without people noticing. Now EVERYBODY wants Harry, not just the Quidditch teams. Multiverse cameos, character bashing, Harry/female canon character not telling! . Hetero!Harry don't get used to it from me , no spoilers, non-Epilogue compliant. M for language, smoochies; no aardvarking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,735 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wonderful Wood Chipper reviews
Harry has a wood chipper! A new way of destroying horcruxes and dealing with the Dark Lord and gits! . Multiple bashings, H/Hr ship. Crack!Fic, One Shot, Complete. Violence, touch of gore, but no more than a driver's education film or the evening news. A total and utter waste of time. I'd read something else if I were you. Non-epilogue compliant, no spoilers, AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,965 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 96 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The WinWin Scenario reviews
Prequel to Dating the Captain, this is the story of how Jim Kirk and Pavel Chekov met...and a ship named Kobayashi Maru. SLASH! Kirk/Chekov. Explains what 'really' happened in the simulator Kirk's third time around.... Now complete.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,958 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 7/24/2009 - P. Chekov, J. Kirk - Complete
Harry Potter and the Inevitable Battle reviews
Sequel to HP and the Alternative Tournament. It's Voldie vs Harry, to the death! Mary Poppins and friends trains Harry. Just a smidge of SLASH, see A/N at beginning. Features Everybody who Is Anybody, Sweetie the Battle Llama, and the mighty Hedwig! Also Winky, plus the usual gang. Rated M for language, no bodice-ripping sex at all. Dumb!Dumbles, no Ron/Hermione/other students
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mary Poppins - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 30,755 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Alternative Tournament reviews
The Goblet of Fire creates a binding magical contract, not only on the student but the school...so what school is Harry representing? Harry gets a new Headmistress who's practically perfect, and the Tournament gets the Guru treatment! Xover, imp. Slash!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mary Poppins - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,007 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 2,556 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Bits Box reviews
Just a little place to put things that are worth saving, or putting out for comments, or Omakes, or plot bunnies that haven't grown their fangs yet, or other strange and odd things. Could be anything, in any fandom or genera...let the Reader beware!
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,947 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011
By Magic Bound or Love Slaves of Diagon Alley reviews
WARNING: M/M SLASH. AU, futurefic, , non-DH compliant, no spoilers. 5 Years after the War, former Death Eaters are slaves, and all the rage. Lucius/Oliver, Harry/Draco, Snape/Flint, Hermione!Bashing, Harem-boy!Draco because I could . T/M for themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,517 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
One Wizarding Summer reviews
Sequel to 'Once Upon A Cedric', Harry/Cedric and the summer after the Tri-Wiz. SLASH, manipulative!Dumbledore, new toys, new Marauders, new discoveries, an eccentric French wandmaker, Mad-Eye Moody and the usual suspects...with Cedric very much alive!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 254,970 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
Once Upon a Cedric reviews
When Cedric died, Harry Potter lost his first love. What if that led to Harry going bad-REALLY bad? What if something could be done to prevent it? Harry/Cedric slash, het Draco/Other, Hermione/Ron, Technomagic, Dark!Harry implied, AU, NEW last Chapter up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,446 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
Waking Up Together reviews
AU, Future Fic. Lex and Clark wake up together. Loosely based on the tension between the two in the first two seasons. No Rift. Clark/Lex SLASH. No Spoilers. An old story I had on my hard drive, posted for the Blur. One-Shot, Complete.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Clark K./Superman, Lex L. - Complete
50 More Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts reviews
Sequel to '50 Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts' by this author. Even more silly than the first 50 if that's possible . No Spoilers, One-Shot, Complete. No slash, but does have the obligatory personal lubricant joke. Crack!Fic, pure silliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Complete
50 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts reviews
One Shot, Crack!Fic. No Spoilers. My own personal list of things I'm not supposed to do or even think about doing next year at Hogwarts. They never let me have any fun or earn a galleon or ten ! Implied Harry/Draco. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Cliche of Death reviews
Pure Crack!Fic! A fanfic writer is dragged into a draft HP-verse by a rabid plot bunny. Hilarity ensues. Lots of bashing-Dumbles, Hermione, Ron, Ginny, especially. Implied M/M slash Harry/Draco . Inspired by Digitallace, blame her! read her, too
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,996 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
From The Quibbler reviews
The Quibbler's review of the 14th edition of a classic magical book, the Handy Hex Handbook. Implied Harry/Draco, AU, no spoilers. Just a bit of magical fluff for your enjoyment. A selection of hexes to use on your, erm, friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dating the Captain reviews
Pavel Chekov worries too much. WARNING: M/M SLASH! Kirk/Chekov, implied Spock/Uhura. No spoilers, just a silly little piece of romantic fluff from the POV of a certain neurotic young Russian ensign who's in love with his Captain. One-Shot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,806 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/5/2009 - P. Chekov, J. Kirk - Complete
Ways to Cheese Your Lover A Generic Slash FanFic reviews
Smallville/Supernatural/Harry Potter/BtVS silliness. Clark/Lex, Sam/Dean, Harry/Draco, Xander/Spike. May ruin you for life, or be used as a dramatic reading. Truly horrible, I should be ashamed. Read the notes at the beginning of the story, PLEASE!
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Sleeping In reviews
It's that most rare of mornings when Clark and Lex can sleep in. Dire threats and cold cereal. Drabble, one-shot, AU, futurefic, Clark/Lex, slash implied , relationship. May be HARMFUL to diabetics!
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Clark K./Superman, Lex L. - Complete