Fullmetal Archer
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Joined 09-15-06, id: 1133967
Author has written 7 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, and Bleach.

Hello.

I suppose you are all wondering who I am. So, to prevent myself from writing a long and boring… introduction thing, here is a nice profile;

Name: Yoda

Gender: Female.

Age: Nine hundred and fifteen. Give or take a few years.

Species: Whill

Current location: Here or there

Likes: Fullmetal Alchemist, Death Note, milk, cheese, Evanescence, cheese, sleep, writing, archery, more cheese, daleks, dragons, (yes, they do exist), flying, space, war history, Star Wars, Nightwish, Within Temptation, uh... drawing/sketching, Doctor Who, House, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel and Disneyland:D

Dislikes: Drika, asparagus, any crappy random girly show my sister randomly decided to watch on a whim, Cybermen, 'the Master', Light Yagami

Magick, if any: A little of this, a little of that. Alchemy is fun if you can decipher the transmutation circles correctly and not miscalculate equivalent exchange :D Oh, and of course; the Force.

Mental Status: Completely and utterly insane.

Random Info: I only just realised, but perhaps my penname is hinting at a pairing that I don't support, and in fact I've never heard of but might exist. My penname is there in reference to the fact that I like archery and am in fact quite good at it. Nyah!

Stories so far:

Last Moments: -Fullmetal Alchemist- Complete. Edward and Alphonse fail in the destruction of the uranium bomb and in turn they perish with the destruction of the Japanese city of Hiroshima, 1945.

Summer Rain: -Fullmetal Alchemist- Complete. EdxWin song fic. To Belinda Carlisle's Summer Rain.

Across the Void: -Fullmetal Alchemist- In Progress. Random fic. My friends and I get thrown into Amestris thanks to a little mix-up with the Gate.

Jedi Alchemist: -Fullmetal Alchemist- In Progress. Edward and Alphonse get thrown unceremoniously into the Star Wars universe. As well as ordered by the Gate to make sure the Prophesy of the Chosen One is completed, the brothers find they must find a wayward friend that has also been put into this universe.

I Breathe No More: Fullmetal Alchemist- Complete. oneshot/ Songfic.I was listening to Breathe No More by Evanescence the other day, and I had just finished watching Conqueror of Shamballa (Yes, I know, my view on anime and manga is very narrow-minded and I need to get out and see the world) and I thought it connected to Alfons Heidrich. So, there we go.

Ghosts of War: Fullmetal Alchemist- Complete. Oneshot/ AU. Riza-centric.

That's all I've got for now. My brain is too focused on another of my stories, not a fan-fic, but something of my own creation. If you want to read it, go to my Live Journal. My username is nitemare_archer. I also have a deviantART account! Which is: teh-shadow-master. See you around!

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When the Saints Come Marching In by Hybrid-Demon reviews
When Near meets L for the first time, he's confused about the feeling the older man sparks. What could it be? And what will become of them in the end? LxNear. Spoilers for Near's real name. RESTARTS ON CHAPTER 17. BEING REWRITTEN. Rated M later maybe?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,842 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 12/13/2006 - L, Near
Part 2: Precious, precocious and pristine! by Eve Nightingale reviews
CURRENTLY ALL THREE PARTS ARE BEING RE-WRITTEN AS 'DEEP ROOTS'. Al's been restored to his former self and still the mayhem ensues. A dark cult has taken hold and they have their sights set on high goal, immortality.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 106,612 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Part 1: A Promise by Eve Nightingale reviews
CURRENTLY ALL THREE PARTS ARE BEING RE-WRITTEN AS 'DEEP ROOTS'. A promise between two people is meant to be an unbreakable bond, something you're supose to folow through with. Remember the promise and keep it special.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,220 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 6/21/2006 - Alphonse E. - Complete
Your Not So Average Royai Story by SidekickKep reviews
Covertly dating, Roy Mustang and Riza Hawkeye go through odd obstacles, disputes over protocol, and relationships that rise only to fall. Post first anime series. Royai. Possibly Edwin? Er... DISCONTINUED.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 310,933 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Roy M., Riza H.
Coexistence is Boredom by Sakurazukamori6 reviews
A new deathnote. A new plan for world sanctity. And an entirely misled Catholic clergy. Raito and L take their respective places on the sides of their own justice. A final battle waged in the Garden of Eden. LRaitoL. For a Brief Moment.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 232,973 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 11/16/2006
Tell Him by Lela-of-Bast reviews
How our favorite Tortallan ladies, conventional or not, told their husbandsor lovers that they were expecting. Now showing: Sabine of Macayhill. SPOILER ALERT FOR TERRIER, Chapters 19, 23, and 25 only. Please read and review.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,832 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Tortall
Peer Reviews by Bjorn reviews
When Commander Yamamoto requested peer reviews from his captains, he didn't quite get what he wanted. But then again, he should have known better than to expect sanity from the Gotei 13.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - K. Zaraki
He Is My Father by KeiraAchiOkanabe reviews
Obi Wan's daughter has been returned by Yoda after 14 years. While she was away, she lived on Earth, where she had been adopted. She comes to the Star Wars world and makes a startling discovery!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 172,372 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Obi-Wan K.
Despite Best Intentions by Akuni-A reviews
Sometimes things work out just the way they should – sometimes even despite the best intentions. [Pairing: IchigoxRenji]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,938 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Renji A., Ichigo K. - Complete
Last year by witchfingers reviews
It was a childish game of asking and answering, but Al Heidrich knew very well how it would end, when Noah asked Ed the expected question, 'What did you do last year'
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Edward E., A. Heidrich - Complete
Of Ballet and Bullets by Serenanna reviews
Part 4 of an ongoing series. All it took was one shot to put alot of things into perspective. No pieces of automail, skirts, guns, tuxedoes, or ballet dancers were harmed in the production of this piece of . . . well . . . EdxWinry, RoyxRiza, Lemon.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,132 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 5/12/2007 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Roy M., Riza H.
Stripes by TIBryant reviews
Mello was black, Near was white. And Matt was the stripes inbetween. MattxNear Seriously. MelloxNear.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,615 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Complete
Tiny Forks by Amry reviews
There is a reason that L is never seen using a normal sized fork. The feelings between himself and his silverware run deeper than the rest of the task force would have guessed. [One shot, crack, LxTiny Forks]
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
Fair Maiden, Shining Knight by Sweet Christabel reviews
A Sabé&Obi-Wan story spanning episodes one to six. Obi-Wan and Anakin will face surprisingly similar problems concerning love during their time as Jedi Knights, but the vastly different ways they deal with it will determine their fates.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 149,034 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Handmaidens - Complete
Mud, Blood & the Sound of Guns by chase glasslace reviews
A different war begins. The people want a saviour who'll protect them from bullets and Harry isn't it. 'Death Eaters killed eleven wizards this week. The Muggles have killed eighty.' [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 56 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
Risembool and Rush Valley by Yellow Mask reviews
Edwin series of oneshots. 7th Story Up! In this life, only three things truly matter how deeply you've loved, how much you've trusted...and how gracefully you've let go.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,652 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Winry R., Edward E. - Complete
What a Vacation by OTP reviews
What happens if Ed, Al, Winry, Roy , Riza, and Hughes crash land on a deserted island. What are they going to do? R&R Royai and Edwin I accept anonymous reviews too FINAL CHAPTER IS UP!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,588 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/17/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Seasons by vieiraa3 reviews
EdxWin Set after the movie: Ed is back for good and Winry is ecstatic. Events unfold throughout the four seasons while Ed and Winry battle through their own thoughts. Who knows what will happen next year? .. Yes I will make a sequel eventually : ..
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,942 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/29/2006 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Comeuppance by averagegenius reviews
Revenge was just the icing on the cake. Slight RaitoL. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete
Sweetness by Tobu Ishi reviews
On a summer morning like any other, Winry discovers that Edward can still surprise her when he puts his mind to it. EdWin, and as fluffy as my writing ever gets these days. Warnings: Mangaverse, het, pie.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Winry R., Edward E. - Complete
Catharsis by Tobu Ishi reviews
Creation, the gift that keeps on taking. Wound up in their own sins, living out their own nightmares, the Elric brothers will reach their final goal. Based on the manga world, rated for violence.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,957 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Phantasmagoria by Blood in Water reviews
He's left behind something long past unfinished. Between insanity, and surrealism, is this love more than simply phantasmic?[EdxWin]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,923 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Edward E., Winry R.
Assaulting an Officer by Yellow Mask reviews
Ed's in the detention cell for breaking Kimblee's jaw. But why did he hit him in the first place? EdxWinry, oneshot. Some nasty words.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,086 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Full Circle by chase glasslace reviews
Ten years after the final battle, Harry realises that he isn't as much of a hero as the world wants to believe. 'There are no happy endings.'[oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Rubato by Liete reviews
[Heiderich centric] As far back as he could remember the piano had always been there.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2005 - A. Heidrich, Edward E. - Complete
Her Knight In Shining Armor by JoyfulMusic reviews
completed: Lorna has moved in with the Elric brothers and Winry. What happens when she falls for Alphonse but doesn't know what's under that suit? How will she handle the truth? AU Al's voice changes with age
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 49,015 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Poke It With A Spork! by Axel Lives reviews
A soon to be collection of random HagaRen drabble parodies. I don't have a brain. Episode I: Star Wars WARNING: Characters may or may not be OOC andor stupid.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/16/2005
Wired by Tobu Ishi reviews
Does it hurt?" Ed's in for repairs, and Winry hits a nerve...literally. Humor, one-shot, highly uncomfortable Edward, hints of hormonal EdWin
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Complete
The Hogwarts sorting hat Song by The morrigan three reviews
This is a 'different' version of the Hogwarts Sorting Hat Song, maybe this is what it REALLY feels like saying to everyone?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2004 - Complete
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A Learning Experience reviews
Byakuya Kuchiki hates sweet foods. Oneshot ficlet.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Jedi Alchemist reviews
The Elric Brothers are thrown unceremoniously into the Star Wars universe. As well as ordered by the Gate to make sure the Prophesy of the Chosen One is completed, the brothers find that they also have a task to find an astray friend from their world.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,449 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Ghosts of War reviews
In a single night she lost all: her husband and her daughter. Her home. Her will. And her mind.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Riza H. - Complete
Across the Void reviews
My friends and I discover a world where alchemy reigns and equivalent exchange is the way of the world. Any guess as to what world that would be... A 'struggle' to get back home wrapped around a little romance, insanity and don't forget immaturity!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,575 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/4/2007 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
I Breathe No More reviews
“The truth is,” Alfons said slowly. “I’m running out of time. You say this world’s not yours, but it is mine, and I want to leave proof that I lived in it! It’s a bit late for you to start caring now!” Songficoneshot, set during the movie. Angsty, I hope.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2007 - A. Heidrich, Edward E. - Complete
Last Moments reviews
Two words 'the end'.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Summer Rain reviews
My first song fic. Winry reflects on her last moments with Ed on the train station in Resembool, before he gets sent to the other side.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
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