Tsuki no Rekuen
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Joined 09-15-06, id: 1134288, Profile Updated: 06-24-09
Author has written 2 stories for Anime X-overs, and Yu Yu Hakusho.

Name that I would like to be called: Tsuki

Age: wouldn't you like to know.

Likes: Cosplaying, sewing, mangas, anime, drawing, and comming up with stories(Beshies... I luvz mehz da beshies XD)

Music: j-rock, j-pop, rock and techno

Websites to find me at: Deviantart (for all of my art based stuff), Gaiaonline.com (guess what my name is there xD)

Cosplay outfits: Summoner Yuna; FF X, Youko Kurama; Yu Yu Hakusho, Violette; Sound Horizon ~ROMAN~ album cover, KH2 Org OC, Girlycard; Hellsing: The Dawn(curently under construction)

Conventions: Metrocon, Jacon (last yr for 09), and Megacon

well thats the most of it ~.~;;

Update 3-17-08: I apologize for not updating... my laziness has gotten the best of me T-T I can't make a promise to continue writing, but I'll see if I can get back into rhythm of my story plots (I have a habit of completely forgetting how one thing goes... happened twice while sewing, couldn't remember for the life of me what went where.)

Becuse I'm not a fan of twilight I thought I'd post this:

From the Vampiric Council regarding Stephanie Meyer

Council Chambers
Association of Vampiric Activities Worldwide
1431 Wallachia Ave.
Sighisoara, Transylvania

From the Council Chambers of the Association of Vampiric Activities Worldwide

Regarding those of the Vampire race in the Cullen family and the now-former human Isabella Swan, with the following issues brought before Stephanie Meyer.

It has come to our attention that your creation's popularity among humans - particularly adolescent females - has been on the rise as of late. While we do respect those promoting our kind who achieve fame and glory, we nevertheless must hold you accountable for promoting several grievous misconceptions about our race.

Grievance the First: Lifestyle

It has been discovered through various interviews with readers and fans that you claim the following: Vampires do not sleep, breathe, or eat. Additionally, you state that Edward Cullen drinks animal blood to avoid biting humans. To begin, Vampires should generally sleep in a coffin containing the soil of their homeland. It is not a necessity, but it is highly recommended to preserve vitality. This is a fact that has been laid down since the time of our most ancient ancestor Ch'thon. The concept of not needing to breathe is foolish. Certainly the more powerful among us consider breathing a hobby, however a study of the Cullen family reveals that none of them are at such a level. The consumption of animal blood is something you are only partially correct on. It is common knowledge that nothing can surpass 100 percent genuine virgin blood in terms of performance enhancement. Animal blood works in emergencies, but fresh human blood - preferably virgin - is the status quo.

Furthermore, if our kind were to feed solely on animals with lower-quality blood, feedings would increase and it would cause potential instability in the planetary food chain and we could all very well end up extinct.

Grievance the Second: Method

Your portrayal of Edward Cullen in particular is a slight affront to our race. He is described using reference from the novels in the following way:

"Edward, like all Vampires in the Twilight series, possesses superhuman beauty, strength, speed, endurance, and agility. His scent and voice are enormously seductive, so much so that he occasionally sends Bella into a pliant daze entirely by accident."

Our abilities do vary, so thankfully the idea of Edward being a fast mover is not an affront to us. The rest of the description, however, we take exception to. While the idea of our race being a sexual one by nature is indeed true, Vampires are quite adept at restraint of libido. We remain unobtrusive as need dictates, and merely charming when appropriate. Methods of seduction are to be employed against humans only when a Vampire has reached a state of mental maturity. The idea that Edward - being so young mentally - practically radiates lust is ridiculous. If Isabella Swan is indeed swooning around one such as him, the cause is more than likely akin to a pungent smother than an aromatic caress.

A requested message from Proinsias Cassidy states that one need not "look like a total (expletive deleted) wanker t'get some (expletive deleted)." To express things more eloquently, we wish you would cease writing things in an apparent state of self-induced arousal.

Grievance the Third: Concerning Isabella Swan

As is most likely obvious by now, the brunt of our displeasure with you seems to focus on Edward Cullen. Also of concern to us is your handling of the human Isabella Swan. While member Seras Victoria points out that Vampires can indeed fall in love with humans, such likelihood seems to fade as the Vampire grows more accustomed to their lifestyle. The near-immediate conversion to a Vampiric state to further develop a relationship is permissible and indeed encouraged. Unfortunately in your story, it seems it takes most of the series before this happens.

By all rights, only a fresh Vampire would be so hesitant to turn the target of their affection to their kind, as they would still cling to humanity. You state that Edward has been alive since the early 1900's. He should have shed such a connection to Humanity by this time. Furthermore, Vampires are generally not driven to attempt suicide simply because of badly-handled romantic situations.

Grievance the Fourth: Concerning Power

Stated above, powers do vary within, and a Vampire's abilities may even change as they gain power and status.

Default Vampire powers are the following:
Increased strength
Increased speed
Enhanced senses
Telepathy
Familiars among the animal kind and limited shapeshifting of a related nature

Note that some Vampires may not possess these abilities, and some may possess others. Edward's current lineup of abilities is largely satisfactory, although we must state that no human is immune to a Vampire's telepathy. The idea of 'injecting venom into the heart' to convert a human to a Vampire is nonsense. Drinking a humans blood first renders them weak, and if a human is severely drained by a Vampire, only then do they themselves become a Vampire.

Additionally, the concept of Vampires having such varied powers among their own kind for the reason you describe is largely ridiculous. Vampires gain and perfect powers as they mature. Please realize that the varied capabilities of the Volturi are primarily telepathic in basic nature, and that the elementalist abilities of the Egyptian Coven's member Benjamin is more akin to the misrepresented nature of the so-called 'ninjas' of "Naruto" rather than the true abilities of any Vampire.

Furthermore, the idea of Vampires sparkling in sunlight is seen by us as truly nothing more than a foolish plot device. The most powerful of us are merely annoyed by sunlight, while the vast majority would - as member Proinsias Cassidy describes - "go up like six tons of Symtex."

Further Comments:

President Vlad Dracula would like to state that even if you were a virgin he would not drink from you, for it would only sully our race.

Member Proisias Cassidy's message has been removed due to generally inappropriate language.

Member Saya Otonashi commends you on including a character who wishes to become a Vampire, however she feels offended that such a character would change so swiftly and practically throw her character away when changing so.

Member Angelus advises that the next time Edward Cullen feels jilted in his love life, that he try to sort out the problem himself.

Member Louise de Pointe du Lac recalls his own experience in Human-Vampire relations and cannot help but wonder how Isabella might have fared if she had met Lestat.

Member Seras Victoria wishes she could sparkle in the sunlight too. She has been reprimanded.

Council Notes:

-We must commend you on the concept of the Volturi, although we find their policies regarding knowledge of our kind and dislike of Vampire children to be largely pointless.

-In anticipation of potential backlash regarding oddities among our own race, we wish to settle the following disputes here and shortly. First, concerning the unique nature of Vampires in Saya Otonashi's place of residence, human experimentation has muddled our kind their. The Chiropteran and Cavalier race are genetic deviants. Secondly, Proinsias Cassidy has quietly informed us that he had his fangs filed into normal incisors so as to avoid unwanted attention among humans. Furthermore, Louise de Pointe du Lac has commented on a new Vampire's need to bite and drink from the one who created them. This is not a necessary act and it has been concluded that this is an act done by some to give a Vampire their first blood until they are strong enough to feed themselves.

-In reference to your typical styles of romance, we have made contact with huntress Selene concerning her escapades with the Lycanthrope race.

-We are aware that the Count currently living on Sesame st. as well as Count Chocula do not conform to the standards set by the Council, however their actions and lifestyle are acceptable as they are useful for drawing in children.

-It is the esteemed belief of this Council that in cinematic portrayals of our race, Bela Lugosi and Tom Cruise make far better Vampires than Robert Patterson.

Sincerely,
Vlad Dracula, Count (President)
Proinsias Cassidy (Head of Human Relations Department)
Saya Otonashi (Deputy Head of Human Relations Department)
Angelus (Redemptions and Counseling)
Louise de Pointe du Lac (Chief Historian)
Seras Victoria (Head of Security)

Post-script: Should you happen to be in contact with the esteemed Mr. Richard O'Brien before we are, please remind him that Transylvania is not 'trans-sexual', and we have no record of 'sweet transvestites' living here. The tourists are becoming annoying.

Post the Council's letter in your profile if you completely agree with them. I know I do.

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Meus Arbutum Nefastus by OpenBook reviews
After the near escape of Mina Harker from the clutches of Dracula, the Hellsing family has sworn an oath to the Harker family that never again will Dracula steal away one of its members. Unfortunately, that oath is broken...
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,965 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Alucard
NoLife King by kriitikko reviews
Follows the life of Dracula, from his days as Vlad Tepes to his servitude as Alucard. Some IntegraxAlucard in later chapters. My first Hellsing fic, please read and review. NOW COMPLETE.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 84,986 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Alucard - Complete
An Unbreakable Bond by Ennauethys reviews
An unbreakable bond created through the threads of darkness as they engulf the light of a soul, marking him for eternity as he chooses to stay in his darkness and embrace it. Through our actions the honesty of light creates the indifference of darkness.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 52,217 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Elizabeth M., Sebastian M.
Innocence is the Forgotten by death-in-the-orchard reviews
Abraham and Alucard - When the vampire Dracula was first enslaved by Abraham van Hellsing, the discovery of what the state of Man's innocence is compared to a monster.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 44 - Words: 150,368 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Alucard
End of the Beginning by Nightmares are dead reviews
Sir Integra frees her pet, but what will Alucard do once freed? Rated T. Partially non-romantic AxS.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,009 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 6/14/2009
Diary of a Not So Wimpy Vampire by ProbableImpossibilities reviews
Alucard's un-cut, un-edited, play-by-play version of his life as a servant of Hellsing. It's not a diary, it's a fan-fic! Sorry for recent late-ness. I'm a slacker.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,911 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Alucard
The Bigger Picture by ChellyBellyBeanBag reviews
A take on our favorite hunter, D. Told from the pov of one of the very kind he hates. A catty, slightly immature, stubborn vampiress that plays tag-along for the mission of a life-time. Can D put his hatred of her kind aside, will they strangle eachother?
Vampire Hunter D - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 152,658 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 11/22/2009
When the Wolf Sings by Soul of Ashes reviews
Hellsing Dracula crossover! Dracula awakens in Abraham Hellsing's possession as a prisoner. AxA
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,336 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 5/9/2007
Arcana by Materioptikon reviews
An exploration of each Hellsing character, through the Major Arcana of the Tarot. Arcana XV - The Devil. Jan Valentine.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,547 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 12/5/2009
Survivor: Vampire Island by Lion in the Land reviews
It's Cullen versus Cullen and Hellsing versus them all in an unprecedented season of Survivor. Just when you think you have the game figured out, it'll take a dark twist that NO ONE will see coming. Reader participation! Hellsing/Twilight/Survivor
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 138,887 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Alucard, Edward - Complete
First Time by Materioptikon reviews
Rip Van Winkle and Tubalcain Alhambra, demonstrating why sometimes a rub and a kiss just won't help.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,603 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Rip Van Winkle - Complete
Louie's Journal by Chocolate-and-Rum reviews
This is a crack!Fic for the Frontier skies game on Gaia. Louie comes to you with ammo saying he might have kissed a merman, well here's what happened. Please don't take this seriously. Rated T to be safe, but there's nothing serious, like seriously.
Gaia Online - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Louie V.H. - Complete
Alucard and the Xbox by Metropolis Kid reviews
I'm not really sure how to summarize this one. It's pretty much what the title says. Alucard buys an Xbox, and he and Seras deal with the resulting issues and play a few games. Please Read and Review. Thanks. Use to be called Alucard's new obsession.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,275 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Word Play by death-in-the-orchard reviews
Alucard, Anderson, Seras, Yumie, and Henkel must wait for a meeting between the Iscariot and Hellsing to end while being confined to a room...together...what happens when Seras cracks under pressing boredom?
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Alucard, Alexander - Complete
Separation Anxiety by Metropolis Kid reviews
Do to some meddling, Alucard gets split into his three primary forms. The problem? They're having trouble putting him back together. And Hellsing butts heads with an ancient brotherhood of vampire hunters. AxS pairing. Hope you enjoy. AU, obviously.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,041 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
See No Evil by Metropolis Kid reviews
During WWII, a Young Walter and Alucard find themselves guests at a most unusual Stalag and meet some very unorthodox soldiers. Hellsing: The Dawn and Hogan's Heroes crossover. One-shot. Hope you enjoy.
Crossover - Hogan's Heroes & Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/16/2010 - H. Schultz, Walter - Complete
Teasing Terror by Tragedy's Tears reviews
Walter goes outside for a smoke to relax a little bit. Will he get his well deserved moment of peace? Dawn era.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Walter, Alucard - Complete
Flights of Fancy by Metropolis Kid reviews
Random AxI one-shot. Alucard finds out about one of his master's little, romantic fantasies and tries to help her out with it... the key word being "tries". :P Well, hope you enjoy.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Integra, Alucard - Complete
Expendable by Thess reviews
A missing moment from volume 2: Alucard reminisces and disobeys an order. Slight AxI.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
National Problems by Mint Royale reviews
Oneshots about funny moments that might happen out of vampire and human misunderstandings. AxI.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Alucard, Integra
Unveiled and Unmistaken by death-in-the-orchard reviews
Walter comes up with an experiment to test on vampires...involves putting them in an intoxicated state
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,431 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Alucard - Complete
Wilted Utopia by Irihi B.W reviews
D is hired by a female dhampire to not only slay her Noble half brother, but to save and ensure the safety of her Noble father. It's just another job to D, but even he can't help the temptation of staying in a village where dhampires are loved.
Vampire Hunter D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,793 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 9/8/2009
Seras's New Year's Resolution by Metropolis Kid reviews
After reading a book about the benefits of a 'vegan' vampire diet, Seras has sworn off human blood. Alucard is displeased by this development and enacts a plan to save his fledgling from such foolishness. Oneshot
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Seras, Alucard - Complete
Overcast by Pencilwalla reviews
AU. Twilight/Hellsing xover, set post-BD. Integra arrives in America after a vampire tries to kill her. Edward and Bella are enjoying their senior year when Edward meets his second 'singer'.
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,696 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Integra, Edward
Alucard's Worst Nightmare: A Vampire Seminar by Jason's Favorite Madwoman reviews
Alucard has to teach a class full of rookies about vampires. Little does he know, this seminar is not what it appears to be. A fan-fiction about fan-fiction. Teen for my dirty mouth. Cookies for reviewers!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Alucard - Complete
Cat and Mouse by Metropolis Kid reviews
While stalking animals through the English countryside, the two Twilight 'parents' get quite a surprise. Who knew England played host to fearsome, vampire... kitties. :P
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Complete
Best Laid Plans by Metropolis Kid reviews
Seras has finally agreed to go out with Pip, and he's got the whole evening planned. Oh, it's going to be magical, romantic, enchanting... or so he thinks. But then we all know what they say about the best laid plans of mice and men, don't we? :P One-shot
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Pip, Seras - Complete
Master of Kittens? by Metropolis Kid reviews
Alucard's rest is interrupted by a little kitty-cat, which is whining at his chamber door. Read to find out how the No-Life King handles the situation. Short-one shot. A couple of ISD references, but you should still be fine if you haven't read that fic.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Rhapsody in Blue by DomesticatedWerewolves reviews
Ridiculously AU. Alucard watches a ship sink and ponders about his deep love for irony.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Alucard - Complete
31 Ways to annoy Sebastian by AliceInDeadLand reviews
Exactly what the title says. 31 ways to annoy everyone's favourite demon/butler. Yes, I know this is a list , but maybe that short part I put in the end will make it 'fanfiction'. Please read and review.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Sebastian M. - Complete
Integra's School Daze by Metropolis Kid reviews
A young Integra is forced to go to school. Things go from bad to worse when someone else decides to tag along. Poor Integra. Please let me know what you think. Thanks. AU- combines elements from the Anime and Manga. Second half co-written with Ladykirie.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 73,288 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Integra, Alucard - Complete
Something Wicked This Way Comes by BlazingMidnightRain reviews
...proving that even though the night seems calm, that there's still "Something" out there...lurking in the dark of night. One can only hope...that this Something doesn't coming knocking on your door... -oneshot-
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,175 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Alucard - Complete
One Froggy TwiNight by Metropolis Kid reviews
Warning: Cracky and contains Edward bashing. Edward finds a frog that will sing, and it will dance... but only for him. And the Cullen is driven to the brink of insanity as a result. If you happen to be an Edward fan, you PROBABLY shouldn't read this. :P
Crossover - Looney Tunes & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Edward - Complete
Coffin by Materioptikon reviews
In dreams, two monsters meet. In dreams, one is redeemed. Oneshot.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Vincent V., Alucard - Complete
Keepsake by Agar reviews
Has anyone ever noticed the earrings D wears? They don't seem to be anything other than decorative, and D isn't the type to wear jewelry. The story of how they came into his possession. Plus, how he got the name D.
Vampire Hunter D - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete
Mythbusters:Hellsing Special by Alastor Vega reviews
When Alucard cause a little accident at a book signing, Integra force him and Seras to help the Mythbusters. Weird crossover aint it? Constructive criticism welcome. No flame
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,840 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Of Wits, Wills and Wabbits by Metropolis Kid reviews
Short two-shot: After taking a wrong turn at Albuquerque, Bugs finds himself in Forks, Washington. Now the bunny must win a battle of wits and wills, against a very strange vampire, if he is to survive. Pretty lighthearted overall. Well, hope you enjoy.
Crossover - Looney Tunes & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Edward - Complete
Alucard's Worst Nightmares by Metropolis Kid reviews
Sequel to "Please, Master, May I Kill Her?". Another One-Shot. Three days after his discussion with Integra, Alucard has yet to find Bin Laden. And what's worse? The vampire's started having Twilight nightmares! More Twilight bashing. Slight hints of AxS.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Please, try to understand by O'Nyme reviews
Alucard is trying to make Walter guess something crucial, but will Walter understand before it's too late? Slight Girlycard X Walter
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Alucard, Walter - Complete
The Temptation of D's Lefthand by Agar reviews
Poor D never gets a break. Between killing vampires and suppressing his bloodlust, D barely has enough energy to fight off the women. After the disturbing conversation in The Rant of D's Lefthand, a young whore pushes his luck.
Vampire Hunter D - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
NoLife Queen by Halamee2559 reviews
Cursed to walk the Earth as a girl, Alucard's only wish is to be free from his torment. Until one day, he meets Walter... Girlycard x Walter AU
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Alucard, Walter
Seras Sees Dead People by Metropolis Kid reviews
Seras gets a new power. It causes her no end of trouble. Now our favorite little fledgling is seeing all kinds of 'lost' souls... including a particular pirate with a magic compass and a fondness for rum. Hope you enjoy. And reviews would be nice too. Lol
Crossover - Hellsing & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,592 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Seras, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
D's Christmas by Dragon's Ghost reviews
Rated for small refences to things of an adult nature. Ever wondered how D spends Christmas. Well this is my take of an abnormal Christmas from D's point of view.
Vampire Hunter D - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,569 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Complete
Hellsing Fanfiction by Metropolis Kid reviews
The Reason why I have a gun, loaded with blessed silver bullets, tucked under my pillow. Just a silly, but hopefully humorous little story. Please Read and Review. Thanks. PS. PLEASE don't take too seriously.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Seras, Integra - Complete
Beautiful Idiots by sunbune reviews
An old gypsy woman finds a remarkable treasure in the middle of a desert, and two lone wolves must set aside their similarities and learn to cooperate in order to escape. Another look at what happens when D meets Alucard.
Vampire Hunter D - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,341 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007
Crossovers Can Drive You Crazy by Metropolis Kid reviews
One of my earliest Hellsing fics. Just a little story about the craziest Hellsing crossover I could come up with... You know, that still made some kind of twisted sense. Hope you enjoy. As always, reviews are appreciated. Thanks.
Crossover - Sesame Street & Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Alucard - Complete
The Deli by Nightsmoke reviews
Oneshot,Dawn. Nonromantic. The two go grocery-shopping, Alucard is mistaken for a girlfriend, Walter finds a creative way to get his change.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Complete
Dead, Death, and Dying by DomesticatedWerewolves reviews
Radu Dracula betrayed his elder brother centuries ago, siding with the Turks, wreaking havoc upon his brother’s kingdom, and stealing the throne. Now he has returned to offer his guilt to the Nosferatu. But the question remains; how is he still alive?
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,224 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Bound by NoLifeKing66 reviews
This is the story of how Alucard, also known as Count Dracula and Vlad Ţepeş, was defeated by Abraham Van Helsing, how the mighty No Life King was coerced into servitude for the Hellsing family, and how he began his path toward redemption. Part II up.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 4/3/2007
Dawn by Selene08 reviews
A series of oneshot dedicated to Alucard and his reflection of memories of all the crucial moments in his life. From his persecution in Romania 500 years ago to meeting of the Millenium. Dedicated to Alucard Van Hellsing, read and review please! Thanks!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
Nyctalopia by Aishuu reviews
Yukito's admitted he's the other self of Yue - but now what? In the sequel to Alter Egos, Yuki is guided by the one creature who may understand him best, Akizuki Nakuru, in an unlikely friendship... provided they don't kill each other first.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,064 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 7/3/2003 - Ruby Moon/Nakuru A., Yukito T.
Moon at Apogee by Aishuu reviews
The past comes back to bite Yuuko as Clow's final legacy shows up on her doorstep.
Crossover - Card Captor Sakura & xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,826 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Yue, Yuuko I.
Strength and Weakness by Emiri-chan the GREAT reviews
D's target is in the town of Bremmen, but intense hatred waits for him not in the vampire he must kill, but in the people. Will his own weaknesses destroy him before he can finish the job? And does he want to, once the identity of the vampire is revealed?
Vampire Hunter D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,049 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 1/6/2006
The Diary of Sir Arthur Hellsing by Tintenschwert reviews
Arthur Hellsing, Chief of the Hellsing Organisation has to deal with many problems including a 13 year old butler, a vampire looking like a girl and Hellsing´s daily madness. predawn, with young walter and girlycard.and including alcohol.betaed by moralit
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,997 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 8/25/2006
Return of the Bat by Jins Lil Whirlwind reviews
Better than title! Ever wonder who told Kurama that he could transfer his soul into another body? Well, he's back! Will Kuronue think as highly of Suichi as he did Yoko? NONYAOI Kuronue? ACDC? Good combo.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 62,412 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Kuronue, Kurama M.
Memories by HEADMASTER reviews
Everything was going well when Kantarou had a nightmare about an oni that given him his scar and even made his scar to bleed again.. This happened after the anime ended on the 25th episode.
Tactics - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,288 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 1/22/2007
Dawn of the Future by s.j. snodgrass reviews
Young Walter and Girly card take a visit to the future, where they encounter their future bosses, enemies, and selves.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 7/29/2006
Those old war blues by darthjag reviews
Various drabbles set in and around The Dawn. Spoilers and Au are abound
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 11/30/2005
The Inevitable by Turin resurrected reviews
Kantarou's heart was about to give up, and he prepares himself to free Haruka and Youko. His last few days, and what his inevitable decision is.
Tactics - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Complete
Ties that Bind by Talia of Eragon reviews
D returns to an old castle complex to strengthen the wards of an imprisoned vampire. The encounter causes him to reflect on certain events of his past. [HellsingVHD crossover.]
Vampire Hunter D - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Complete
Portrait of the Hunter by sunbune reviews
An indepth look at how D grew up, ventured into the world, and became a vampire hunter. Some crossover with the book Dracula by Bram Stoker.
Vampire Hunter D - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,723 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Complete
Too Young by DuchessRaven reviews
Upon discovering Walter's apprehension before their big mission, Alucard decides to give his comrade a boost of confidence. Young Walter x Girlycard. One shot
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Complete
Something In Common by Unseen Watcher reviews
Across time and generations, D finds someone who is similar to him in more than just bloodthirst. Alucard is awake. VHD/Castlevania
Crossover - Castlevania & Vampire Hunter D - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,154 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 7/18/2002 - Alucard
Angel Assent by 99rain66 reviews
The story of how Walter became the angel of death. Pre dawn and pre Hellsing.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/25/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006
Coffin Nails by Thess reviews
A teen butler afraid of his hormones and his genderbending lolita vampire partner in a brief tale of ‘love’ and ‘deceit’ as both travel across Poland on her Coffin. Young Walter x Girlycard x ?
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Alucard, Walter - Complete
Rarity by Starherd reviews
A private detective OC finds that the case she's on is also being worked by the Hellsing Organization. As she learns of the supernatural reality, she becomes the target of a killer... who has eluded Hellsing for hundreds of years.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,679 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Complete
Kidnapping Yue by Zuzanny reviews
The Care Bears decide that Yue is too sad and decide to help him as only they can. Very silly and fluffy. Implied yaoiish towards the end.
Crossover - Card Captor Sakura & Care Bears - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Yue - Complete
Nightmares by Alucard's Bane reviews
PreDawn. Walter has a nightmare and wanders the halls...slight YWxA, some fluff. Walter is 13
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Complete
Breaking the Beast by Woof reviews
For every tale a beginning. Ten years after a fateful cold November evening in Transylvania, Abraham Van Helsing copes with the dangerous prisoner in his basement... (My first Hellsing fic. Criticism greatly appreciated.)
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,058 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/27/2005 - Published: 4/30/2005
Because Hawks and Wolves mate for life by Tora Macaw reviews
Haruka has begun to realize he has feelings for his human tamer. But one night, a violent storm brings an unwelcome stranger. Ensnared by her charms, the Tengu finds he is compelled to make a fateful choice between them...
Tactics - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,336 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/10/2005 - Published: 3/9/2005
Story Time For Integral by Aaronxz reviews
Going against ones biological clock to keep a nocturnal schedule is tough on a young Hellsing. It's up to Walter to tell Integral a bedtime story good enough to send her to La La Land. What is her chosen story topic? Why vampires of course.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/11/2005 - Published: 2/7/2005
Forgotten Midnight Legends by Gemini14 reviews
Riding along a forest path one night, D learns to heed the stories he'd heard in his youth......
Vampire Hunter D - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Complete
Tyrianna's Crush by Kirin Faye reviews
When a lovesick fangirl decides that she is going to get D's attention, she discovers exactly how he deals with such situations.
Vampire Hunter D - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/26/2004 - Complete
Moon's Child by ChibiUkon reviews
REUPLOADED! A look back into the past on how Yue was created, the time he spent with him master and sibling and how he was seeled. Not really Yaoi.. but kind'a like a Father&Son love thing with Clow and yue.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 5/14/2004 - Published: 7/16/2003 - Clow R., Yue - Complete
The Creator by lruvalcaba reviews
Clow's thoughts after creating his Guardians. Yue is not what he was expecting.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Clow R. - Complete
Alter Egos by Aishuu reviews
Yukito and Yue... where does one end and the other begin? To maintain his happiness with Touya, Yuki goes to a counselor and drags her into his world on a dark odyssey that will strain the boundaries of the human psyche... COMPLETE.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,093 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/25/2003 - Published: 8/28/2002 - Yukito T., Yue - Complete
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Dark Secrets reviews
What happens when someone dear leaves and an old friend from long ago suddenly returns? Right when you think life could be normal it turns upside down whether it be for the best or could it be the worst?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2007
Memories of past and future reviews
The lives of others are all intertwined, whether it, be past or another world. Going threw the life of others can be a harsh yet saddening fate, as we see our main character go threw many journeys in her life... or their lives as we could say.
Anime X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/4/2006