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To The Next by queenfirst reviews
"To the well organised mind, death is but the next great adventure" — Albus Dumbledore. Pretty words, yeah, but she didn't expect them to be so damn literal. Sorta-SI/OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 63 - Words: 317,382 - Reviews: 1699 - Favs: 4,481 - Follows: 5,578 - Updated: 1/16/2022 - Published: 7/5/2017 - Harry P., OC
Satori (Between the Lines) by jaylene reviews
While attending the Academy, Sakura's field experience assignment with the Konohagakure Intelligence Division ends up being more valuable than she'd ever guess.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 127,573 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 1/28/2021 - Published: 4/27/2018 - Sakura H., Ino Y., Shino A., Torune - Complete
Strange Visitors From Another Century by Izzyaro reviews
The destruction of the time turners in the Department of Mysteries throws Harry, Ron and Hermione a thousand years into the past. There they meet the Founders of Hogwarts, who are not at all pleased about what has happened to their school. They decide that something must be done.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 269,160 - Reviews: 3058 - Favs: 7,053 - Follows: 8,193 - Updated: 1/11/2021 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Salazar S.
A Brand New Start by Fairywm reviews
Rita spouting lies, branded as a Dark wizard and goblins in a rage; Harry's had enough. So, he seeks to jump back in time to save himself from a life of misery and fickle loyalty, maybe a little revenge and mysteries along the way.Time Travel! A Harry raises himself fic. Non-epilogue compliant, non-slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 152,491 - Reviews: 1894 - Favs: 8,733 - Follows: 5,042 - Updated: 5/21/2020 - Published: 8/8/2015 - [Harry P., OC] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Moon Daughter: A Dramatic Commenting by Sage Nicholson reviews
Long ago, an insane author made a Percy Jackson fanfic so bad, My Immortal paled in comparison. Now, a bored (and frankly, not much better) fanfic writer has decided she will spork this fanfic for her own amusement. Kind of like MST3K, but in written format and not even remotely as funny.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 73 - Words: 102,982 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/28/2019 - Published: 11/27/2018 - Complete
How to Dispose of a Body by Lord22 reviews
Sasuke's attempt at a surprise attack on Kakashi during the bell test was successful. Very successful. In fact, he killed their sensei. Now Team 7 finds itself with the corpse of a high-level jonin and only their basic training from the academy to help them cover it up. Will they be able to hide the evidence? Or will their first week as ninjas also be their last? DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,714 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 6/26/2019 - Published: 9/19/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Saeko's Boutique and Occasional Torture Store by Abundant E reviews
Rachel Greenwood was the self proclaimed queen of Los Angeles and all things fashion—until she fell off a balcony, drunk and high, and was reborn as a peasant. OC-Insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,916 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 6/21/2019 - Published: 4/4/2018 - Madara U., OC
Whispered Nothings by strawberry and creme reviews
In which a sick little girl changes absolutely everything and nothing. [Reborn OC]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,167 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 2,070 - Follows: 2,770 - Updated: 2/23/2019 - Published: 3/19/2017 - Itachi U., Kakashi H., Shisui U., OC
Time travel, Skin Walkers, & forbidden love by Zachary Lovelady reviews
Percy picks up a book and finds himself transported back to 1859. He is west of the Mississippi, witnessing two Indians from different tribes fall in love. Their medicine man uses some strange magic to "skin walk," them into wolves so that their tribes won't find them and kill them. Come see what Percy sees in this epic classic.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 76 - Words: 115,639 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/16/2019 - Published: 12/17/2018 - Percy J.
Semper Fast by AboveTail reviews
The son of a U.S. Marine combat instructor, Allen Martin had only been stationed in Japan for a few days before he was taken hostage by a villain. Rescued by All Might, Allen was inspired to follow the path of a hero. Armed with his combat training and quirk, he's determined to be the kind of hero who rescues others the way he was-in the blink of an eye. T-VL Rewritten up to Ch 8
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 180,307 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 2/6/2019 - Published: 10/17/2017 - Izuku M., Tsuyu A., OC, 1-A Students
All That and a Cup of Tea by iaso reviews
From the life of a burnout going nowhere to the youngest daughter of a wealthy nobleman, on first glance, Emika upgraded when she was reborn. But all that glitters isn't gold. Deemed too ugly and unruly to be a proper wife by the elite of Fire Country, she's disowned and sent to live in exile in Konoha. There, she seeks to realize her dream: running a tea shop. Civilian SI/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,875 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 8/10/2018 - Published: 4/13/2018 - Minato N., Inoichi Y., Hiashi H., OC
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 7091 - Favs: 7,733 - Follows: 8,515 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
The Midoriya Effect by twilighteve-writes reviews
Midoriya Izuku is adorable as hell, and everyone in 1-A knows this well. Most doesn't realize how dangerous he can be. He was dangerous because he doesn't realize just how adorable he is. Or; Izuku is an adorable sunshine child, a cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure, and no one can say no to him.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 3,048 - Follows: 1,325 - Published: 12/3/2017 - Izuku M., Ochako U., Tenya I., Katsuki B. - Complete
Im Not Okay by xXblacklipstickXx reviews
Also known as My Immortal with better spelling. It was originally written by bloodytearz666 better know as Raven or Willow in My Immortal. Story cover drawn (poorly) by yours truly XD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/8/2017 - Published: 8/5/2017 - Complete
Sleeping With The Girls, Vol II: Chaos Theory by Admiral-Tigerclaw reviews
The experiment continues. What are the side effects of one's pressence if you give it a little time to percolate? Think you can call the shots?
Crossover - X-overs & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 294,164 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 1,525 - Follows: 1,579 - Updated: 8/4/2017 - Published: 6/14/2010
The 101 Guide To Writing the Ultimate Fanfiction by Concept101 reviews
A satirical comedy focused around Post-5th-Year stories and tropes that surround them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,692 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/27/2017 - Published: 1/24/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
The Acquaintance by that.girl.we.all.luv reviews
It all started with curiosity getting the better of a civilian girl when she decided to say "hello" to the most hated child in Konoha. (This is probably going to turn into a crack fic lol).
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 60,752 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 2,041 - Follows: 1,422 - Updated: 12/29/2016 - Published: 2/8/2016 - Naruto U., OC - Complete
What Are You Doing? (Youth!) by SpoonandJohn reviews
When Tsunade is told by the Council that Naruto will never be Hokage, things start to spiral horribly out of control. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,034 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 2,217 - Follows: 750 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 3063 - Favs: 7,764 - Follows: 5,301 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1417 - Favs: 6,271 - Follows: 3,404 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 7,162 - Follows: 2,262 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Way of the Apartment Manager by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Ayakawa Yukiko retired from being a ninja, and she's come to terms with that. Then the Third Hokage summons her for an assignment that will change her life. AU story, set six years premanga. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,166 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 3,816 - Follows: 1,246 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Iruka U., OC - Complete