J. Tyler
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Joined 09-15-06, id: 1134397, Profile Updated: 05-03-11
Author has written 3 stories for X-Men: The Movie, and Assassin's Creed.

Hello, everyone. I love fanfic. I read fanfic. I write fanfic. I review fanfic. However, I am starting an official List of Fanfic Grievances for Airing in honor of Festivus.

I expect I will add to this over the coming months, but it's going to start short.

1. Getting Rogue's name wrong. This is sloppiness, because the commonest misspelling is also a word, so Spellcheck doesn't catch it. Her name is R-O-G-U-E, not Rouge. She is an estranged person, not, repeat, NOT a form of makeup. Got that?

2. The overuse/misuse of the word 'smirk'. This is common across all fandoms. Smirk is NOT a synonym for smile. It has contempt and smugness in it. Having a hero smirk during a tender loving moment kills the mood. Here's an easy way to remember it: A smirk is the smile of a jerk.

3. People who want beta readers: There is a whole long list of people who are willing and able to do beta reading. I am not on that list. I'm not available, because I do not have time and energy and because I have had weird, stalker-like experiences in the past. Please do not ask me to do so. This also applies to people who want collaborators, AKA co-writers.

4. People who leave reviews like: 'Hi I love your writing will you please review my story?' I do not respond to these when it is the first and only review you have ever left. That is not a real review. If I did decide to leave a review, it would be just as in-depth and thought out as yours--which is to say, probably something on the order of: 'I don't like this.'

5. People who send messages like: 'I have this great idea for a (fill in the blank) story and I'm looking for someone to write it.' I will not respond. Why? Having great ideas is the easy part. I have ideas all the time, some great, some not so. Why would I want to write yours when you can't be bothered? Writing the story is the hard part, and if your idea is as great as you think, you'd be compelled to write it yourself. So don't ask. This also applies to people who want collaborators, AKA co-writers.

Whew! I feel much better for having got that off my chest. Thanks.


For those who are reading my Assassins' Archives, here's the link to that picture I mentioned:

And a link to the Selkie webcomic:

The first several weeks are in black and white and are crude, in comparison, to the latest strips.

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Subject 1 by Striks reviews
Not every subject has been taken against their will. This is the story of Abstergo's first volunteer.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,495 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 9/14/2010
Assassin's Creed: Apotheosis by Shadow Chaser reviews
Templars long sought control over the Pieces of Eden and the Assassins opposed them. But what if the line between the two wasn't so black and white? What if the grey in between held an even more frightful truth? -Post AC2, Alternate Universe- (Cover image drawn by doubleleaf - used with permission)
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 361,769 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 5/10/2010 - [Desmond M., Lucy S.] Altaïr, Ezio A. - Complete
Empowerment by Coriander Tea reviews
Begins after Last Stand, time jumps back to First Class. Erik's death causes a lot of trouble for the disabled girl who befriended him in his old age. An OC for people who hate OCs. Now with potential Wolvertique!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 111,173 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Erik L./Magneto
Bitter Leaves and Blossoms Bright by callalili reviews
The Hashshashin, I would learn, do not kill with blades alone.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 95,908 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Altaïr
No One Can Stop Me Now by The Magnanimous Cockroach reviews
Set after the events of the book, chronicling the adventures of Synergy, a kleptomaniac supervillainess, and the attempts of the heroes of the year 2041 to stop her and a certain Doctor Impossible from executing their plan for world domination.
Soon I Will be Invincible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,686 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010
Here Are Some Things by Puppet in the Corner reviews
In which La Volpe is Desmond's grandfather. No, really. Drabbles, ShaunxDesmond.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Desmond M., Shaun H.
An Escort's Journey by Littleminnie reviews
Asra is a young woman entrusted into Altair's care but the simple journey they take turns out to be fraught with challenges, forcing Altair to confront both his grim past and fight for his future, or else be left with nothing.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 168,865 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
The Final Thoughts of Uncle Mario by Zeratide reviews
My tribute to a great man, and a greater Assassin.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Mario A. - Complete
Involuntary Man's Laughter by J-Horror Girl reviews
The Joker/Jay and Grace/The Grudge turn up in the Arkham gameverse and sub for Batman. Now it's Heath!Joker vs. Game!Joker and Grace vs. Harley. Who will win? In the process of moving from Can't Get You Out of My Head. Was briefly 'Crashing The Party'.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,120 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Joker
One Day at Magneto's by Kumadapuma reviews
The XMen vs. the Brotherhood: The final chapter...why did they invade the island? Lots of making up and making out between friends and enemies. Plus Professor X finally makes an appearance!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,573 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Complete
Ideology by Sionnain reviews
When Rogue begins to doubt everything she's been taught, things begin to fall apart. Will she be able to put the pieces of herself back together in the last place she thought possible? BobbyXRogue, eventually MagnetoXRogue. 16 Chapters. NOW COMPLETE
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,795 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Rogue, Erik L./Magneto
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The Assassins' Archives: Ginevra reviews
Armed with foreknowledge and aided by a renegade cyborg, the Assassins of the Renaissance set out to fight the future. History will never be the same-literally. AU, begins mid-AC2.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 76 - Words: 149,160 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010
Talkin' Bout The Blue Angel reviews
1955, and a young Mystique is using her powers to make it in Hollywood. Magneto is in South America hunting Nazis. Premovies. How do they meet? Read and find out.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,385 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Raven/Mystique, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Stork Raving Mad reviews
The future of mutantkind will depend on a pregnancy and a lawsuit. The Brotherhood and the XMen must work and live together to make it happen. Meanwhile, an unknown friendly power wants Rogue to defeat the Phoenix without hurting Jean Grey.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 109,129 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Erik L./Magneto
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