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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings.

Hello Everyone,

First I would like to Thank everyone that has reviewed and made my day. Second TheNarglesAreBehindIt, AnimIceFox, and RatherFabulous, and everyone that volunteer. All have corrected my spelling and helped to fill it out. RatherFabulous slapped me around early on over one idea I had, that after she pointed it out I turned my head sideways and thought ‘Well aren’t I an idiot.’

Constructive Criticism:

Please Send it my way, where I went wrong, what I missed, where I might make it better. Those all are fantastic. I have only had one out right Flame, so after a moment of thought I shrugged my shoulders had a glass of wine and then reread the story a bit better. MAIAR, and MAIA I know, I know. Forgive me. I am going back over the previous chapters and changing it. And the other corrections people have sent. I hang my head in shame.

SLASH:

Not going to happen. Don’t mind if other write it but not ever going to ever be my writing style. On that note I do read slash, which doesn’t bother me. I do however question why is it when one slash couple comes every male follows suit.

Harry/Severus. Well… some are well written but in truth, it is icky, (not a mature word but..)

Harry/Draco. Then who’s going to be the school enemy?!

Harry/Remus and/or Sirius. I think I would rise from the dead just to strangle either.

Remus/Sirius. How much Fire Whisky was there that night?

PAIRING:

As a mother, pairing is not likely to ever happen, but I make no promise I will let you know if I change my mind. I still see my kids in their diapers when I look at them. How can I write a 16 year old finding the love of his life? If I did write one it would never ever be Ginny; Can you say whack job?

Marbles will be finished (some time)I am shooting for Christmas as a present to myself. It is AU. Do not expect the war to follow the same path. A new Wizard is in Arada, he is young and stubborn. What could an extra wizard do to change the outcome when he arrives almost a hundred years before the war, and gives magic away you may ask yourself? A LOT, please don’t expect it to be the same story with just a new character thrown in.

Many people asked if he is going back to the Wizarding World. Not in this story. I do have one on the back burner simply simmering. My biggest problem is I will write a paragraph then Kill off Dumbledore in inventive ways, my personal favorite involved a cheese grater. There was also a visit to the lemon drop factory where he decided to take a swim, then got dumped into the sorting machine. A simple baseball bat and Sirius. Glorfindel ran him through. Snape finally lost it and used him as a potion ingredient. Hagrid gave him a pet for Christmas… you get the point. I just might write a version of “Hey, you kill Albus!”

Harry’s new job…. It was a bad day at work. (I bet no one can guess what I do for a living?) Please don’t read it. I will however not take it down because I like to have two stories up.

If you want a good Crossover my personal favorite is Not Quite a Maia, by Kara's Aunty

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Albus and Harry's World Trip by ZebJeb reviews
After defeating the basilisk, Harry is expelled for his efforts. Dumbledore was unable to get his job back as Headmaster. The two set off on a trip together around the world, where Harry will discover the benefits of being the only student of a brilliant former Headmaster who no longer feels the need to avoid sharing information.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,792 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 2,168 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 9/15/2019 - Harry P., Albus D.
Harry Potter and the Burning of Bridges by ZebJeb reviews
Collection of one shots where various Harry Potter characters will get more upset than in canon and end up saying or doing something that will likely destroy relationships, and possibly have long lasting plot impacts. Not meant to be bash-fic, but there will be some unforgiving interpretations of actions and words that will edge on bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,577 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 5/6/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Deku of the Dead by Dewyn reviews
None of Midoriya Izuku's preschool classmates expected the nickname "Deku" to become such an apt one once his Quirk manifested. Still, being able to manipulate the dead like puppets isn't particularly heroic.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,166 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 10/5/2019 - Izuku M., Katsuki B., Shouta A./Eraserhead, Fumikage T.
Boggarts and monsters by The madness in me reviews
Remus thought teaching his students to fight boggarts would be a great idea, that is until the older muggle born students got their shot and the unfortunate werewolf suddenly got a crash course in muggle movie monsters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,235 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 11/28/2019 - Published: 9/23/2017 - Remus L.
Music Beneath the Mountains by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter wanders away from the Dursleys one day and is found by a goblin on a mission from Gringotts. Harry grows up in the goblin deeps.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,197 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 1,394 - Updated: 11/10/2019 - Published: 12/4/2018 - Harry P.
Prodigal Delinquent by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,688 - Reviews: 2214 - Favs: 7,213 - Follows: 9,043 - Updated: 10/20/2019 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Does Different by joemjackson reviews
One-shots of moments where a scene goes different. Expect everything ...slapstick, cursing, violence, sexual innuendo, tragedy, etc. etc. Anything may happen to any character. Not just canon events, assorted fanfics are honored, ridiculed, homaged. Also with sequels. Not just what happened, but what happened later.*-*RETIRED*-* for more goto Son-Of-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 250 - Words: 270,217 - Reviews: 2974 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 9/29/2019 - Published: 3/23/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
what doesn't kill you (is bound to come back for another) by vigilantedekus reviews
In which one Shouta Aizawa is tasked with capturing one vigilante Izuku Midoriya, mostly to make sure he doesn't get killed, partially because Nezu has been playing too much chess and wants Izuku as a student.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,892 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 7/27/2019 - Published: 5/23/2019 - Izuku M., Shouta A./Eraserhead, Tsukauchi N., Nezu/The Principal
Izuku's Project by 76 sobbing cheeses reviews
Now that he finally has a moment to reflect on what Todoroki told him during the Sports Festival, Izuku realizes there's only one way to take down Endeavor.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,116 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 5/30/2019 - Published: 4/14/2019 - Izuku M., Shouto T., Shouta A./Eraserhead, Enji T./Endeavor - Complete
Not Dumbledore by kathryn518 reviews
Ron Weasley knows something the Wizarding World does not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 2,061 - Follows: 730 - Published: 4/21/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Albus D. - Complete
A Heart So True by Andante825 reviews
Harry Potter, age almost-seven, makes a desperate wish for a friend ... any friend at all, even a monster. With a loyal Mimikyu by his side, Harry's life takes a turn for the better. Gen, emphasis on friendship and fix-its.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,034 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 3/7/2019 - Published: 4/29/2018
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,057 - Reviews: 1909 - Favs: 6,905 - Follows: 2,266 - Updated: 1/23/2019 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Scaled Mother by jukehero461 reviews
Harry is convinced he's going to die as he waits to start the First Task of the Triwizard Tournament, and looking back on his life... he's not happy with how it turned out. When he receives advice from an unexpected source, well, what's a pissed off savior to do? Mild Dumbledore and Ron bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,451 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 2,332 - Follows: 3,378 - Updated: 1/8/2019 - Published: 8/8/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Broken! by Hippothestrowl reviews
Severe abuse causes an enormous burst of accidental magic from which Harry learns to control the Dursleys. With their home as a casual base, he takes to the streets, thieving & improving his magic. Dumbledore-bashing. Dark retribution shocker. Grey nonreactive, noncompliant, anti-hero Harry. Friends. Fluff. Pairing. M-rated. Broken boy v powerful sanctimonious manipulative tyrant!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,482 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 12/27/2018 - Published: 10/25/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Riding a Broom by SnowTime reviews
His life was like a fairy tale, one that hasn't ended yet because he was still moving on. He quietly entered this new world, and made life both easier and harder for some people. "Fix this Potter." "What, not even a greeting?" Drabble-like(?)
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,454 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 10/16/2018 - Published: 2/28/2018 - Harry P., Shouta A./Eraserhead
He's definitely got the stones for it by Ryuko monogatari reviews
CRACK FIC. Everyone knows you don't eat stuff you find lying on the floor, especially in an alleyway in the street. Except for young Harry Potter, apparently. Those six shiny colourful hard candies did look delicious...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 88 - Published: 8/13/2018 - Complete
Sold by elvirakitties reviews
What would happen if James and Lily ignored Dumbledore's advice and gave Harry to Voldemort? Dumbledore bashing. implied slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,543 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 182 - Published: 4/3/2018 - Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Broken by ebgb08 reviews
Non magic AU. Harry is turned brutally by James, and is forced to become his sex slave. when they run into the Cullens will Harry's luck change? RAPE, non-con, child abuse, SLASH. Rated M for a REASON!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,342 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 2/19/2018 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Harry P.
Loki and a Kleptomaniac by FesteringInsanity reviews
Loki tries to summon Death to deal with his enemies. It doesn't work out quite like he planned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,316 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,998 - Follows: 2,166 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 9/25/2016 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
To Get a Date by jlluh reviews
Harry can't date until Voldemort is defeated. Harry/Luna. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,097 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/26/2017 - Harry P., Albus D., Luna L. - Complete
Milky Way by StackofStories reviews
Benjamin moves to the extra ordinary town of Little Whinging and finds the most extraordinary little boy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,525 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 1,476 - Follows: 1,990 - Updated: 8/22/2017 - Published: 7/19/2014 - [Harry P., Benjamin]
Manipulation at its Finest by Yue in the Stars reviews
In which Haruhi is altogether much more cunning and manipulative than ever expected.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/21/2017 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Speaking In Silence by MiWilliams1016 reviews
For the second time in less than minutes he was surprised. Oh. He thought again as things started to fall into place. Haruhi wasn't only a girl but she was deaf.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,432 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/17/2017 - Published: 1/29/2017
Bran Meets Mercy for the First Time by roosmith reviews
WARNING: Read Silence Fallen FIRST - SPOILERS Bran discovers Mercy has been taken and may be in mortal danger. As he waits for news, he reflects upon their first meeting.
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,682 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/16/2017 - Published: 3/13/2017 - Bran, Margi - Complete
Nine House Elves Fighting by Drag0nst0rm reviews
House elves have their own ways of fighting back. (A series of drabbles spanning from the 1920s to the Battle of Hogwarts.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/2/2017 - OC, Dobby, Kreacher, Winky - Complete
The Sound Of Silence by birdwoman95 reviews
Harry's treatment at the Dursleys didn't make him – it broke him. At Hogwarts, broken children make their way to the home of the badgers. No one protects like a badger. The outcome? Heads fly. This is the trial of Albus Dumbledore. Rating due to child abuse mentions. Format is weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,552 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 185 - Published: 10/3/2016 - Complete
The Promise of a New Dawn by Whispering Darkness reviews
Harry as an elfling on Arda. A new world, a new life, a new chance. A new hope to finally find that which he had been searching for for such a long time. Can he truly start afresh, or are the shadows of his past too lasting to shake off?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,999 - Reviews: 2124 - Favs: 5,714 - Follows: 6,752 - Updated: 8/13/2016 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Harry P.
The Day the Host Club Died by TheRWBYfanbase
Haruhi isn't the same girl you thought you knew. She'll show you how sadistic she is by attempting to kill every student in Ouran Academy.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,303 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2016
The Accidental Animagus by White Squirrel reviews
Harry escapes the Dursleys with a unique bout of accidental magic and eventually winds up at the Grangers' house. Now, he has what he always wanted: a loving family, and he'll need their help to take on the magical world and vanquish the dark lord who has pursued him from birth. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 112 - Words: 697,191 - Reviews: 4917 - Favs: 8,172 - Follows: 7,181 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Proud by Summer Leigh Wind reviews
Instead of letting Vernon in on her sister's little secret, Petunia worked diligently to keep magic as nothing more than a fairytale. However, when she dies unexpectedly, leaving her husband a widower shortly before that fateful Halloween night, Vernon doesn't know what he's getting himself into when he takes Harry into his home. AU. COMPLETE with epilogue!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,070 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 3/19/2016 - Published: 8/18/2015 - [Vernon D., OC] Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Raptor by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Hagrid wins a dragon egg...only what is inside is no dragon. Harry is the first to make eye contact with the creature inside...and ends up with a most unusual familiar. Watch out Hogwarts...things are about to get prehistoric!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,937 - Reviews: 3671 - Favs: 9,546 - Follows: 9,155 - Updated: 3/16/2016 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Harry P., Velociraptor
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 5936 - Favs: 7,237 - Follows: 8,837 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Bite To Eat by XxMeWxX4444 reviews
Harry only wanted to get the greasiest burger he could find and relax for a few hours. He had just got off his latest assignment, so he had earned at least that much of a break, right? Wrong. Death was a slave driver. Master of Death? Most misleading title ever created.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,360 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 1,534 - Follows: 670 - Published: 3/5/2016 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor - Complete
Antiquity's Corollary by GonnaBeFamous reviews
At Lily's request, Albus Dumbledore has kept a secret from Severus Snape for 17 years. When Dumbledore learns that this secret plays a vital role in the war, however, it is Snape who is left to deal with the consequences. As Harry's true parentage is revealed, both his and Snape's futures become uncertain. The two must learn to work together in order to survive. PreHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 58 - Words: 415,733 - Reviews: 1910 - Favs: 1,216 - Follows: 1,321 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
There's nothing left for me by AutumnsFey reviews
'When I'm gone following my own fullmoon" - Series, Part I. The Aftermath of the Nogitsune broke something in Stiles. It broke something deeper than flesh and bones. And at the darkest moment of his life, he has to make a decision. AU with Stiles leaving Beacon Hills. Trigger warning: Suicide attempt, eating disorder, mental problems, cutting.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/19/2015 - Stiles S., Sheriff Stilinski - Complete
the secret submissive by Ditzybitch reviews
Ana is a quiet 17 year old in high school but she has a secret nobody knows. She is a masochist but the only way for her to get what she wants is to steal her sisters identity so she can join a bdsm club. I suck at summaries.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,264 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S.
The Printed Press by Soupy George reviews
Draco Malfoy was still slightly awed to be standing on the doorstep of Number Twelve Grimmauld Place. He never would have thought that Harry Potter's very public and very ... sweary, emotional explosion would have led to him offering Draco, of all people, a job. DM/HP Rated for language, themes and sexual content ::::::::::NEW EPILOGUE ADDED 13th June 2015:::::::::::
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 124,993 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 1,921 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Griffon Reborn by Yrtria reviews
Harry suffers a mental breakdown while being convicted to Azkaban. He serves his time and rebuilds his life away from the magical world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,321 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 2,155 - Follows: 2,910 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Harry P.
Back to the Start by Transition88 reviews
After an unknown incident, Stiles calls the cops at Lydia's party. The incident has left him at a permanent loss for words, and calling the cops has ostracized him from his friends. Slowly but surely, he finds himself growing closer to Derek, will Derek give him the strength to speak up about what happened? Eventual Sterek. (Based off the book "Speak")
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,785 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 9/23/2014 - [Stiles S., Derek H.] - Complete
Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,728 - Reviews: 1778 - Favs: 2,091 - Follows: 1,317 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Harry Lives! by teachersnape64 reviews
Sequel to Harry's Last Hope. Sirius comes back through the veil, putting Harry into serious danger. Can Snape save his newly adopted son? Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Quidditch.Almost a Severitus COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 253,027 - Reviews: 5243 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Something Like Your Family by Luan Mao reviews
The Dursleys weren't exactly a model family
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,618 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 1,923 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Wonders of Insomnia by The Seven of Us reviews
Harry's time at Hogwarts. Smart!Snarky!Exploring!Insomniac!Harry. No pairings. Mostly canon. By Ruby.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,985 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 132 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Complete
Rhododendrons by black.k.kat reviews
Agent Harry Potter is a menace, Logan's sure of it. It doesn't matter that he's absolutely charming, or that he smells like almonds. So does cyanide. COMPLETE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,639 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 1,995 - Follows: 746 - Published: 1/29/2014 - [Harry P., Logan/Wolverine] - Complete
The Mystery of the Cat Figurines by I. H. Scribe reviews
After the war, Hermione, Ron, and Harry go on a(n occasionally drunken) crime spree that baffles Scotland Yard and the World's Greatest Detective.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 280 - Published: 11/15/2013 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] Harry P., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Centaur Was Late by MelodyPotterSnape reviews
During Harry's detention in the Forbidden Forest the centaur was a little late saving him. Major Dursley, Dumbledore, and Molly bashing. Good Ron and Draco. Minor McGonagall bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,184 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 1,316 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Amelia B.
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1468 - Favs: 4,034 - Follows: 3,095 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
A Change of Heart by Caffeinated Star reviews
Knowing that Minerva and Hagrid would never forgive him if he didn't, Dumbledore made a very drastic change for Harry Potter's future. His new family might be a bit dysfunctional, but it was better than a cupboard.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 6,957 - Follows: 1,978 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Pull of the Tide by missaphelion reviews
Stiles appears alone at the doors of the emergency room the morning after the full moon, covered in blood with a deep slash torn across his left side. He's suffering from hypovolemic shock and barely conscious and he won't tell anyone what happened—not his hospital appointed psychiatrist, not his father. Not even his pack. (Derek/Stiles eventual slash).
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,527 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 55 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Stiles S., Sheriff Stilinski - Complete
Nothing to Lose by Writing Warriors reviews
This story, as a few are in the world of Harry Potter fanfiction, stems from one of those many ideas of Rorschachs Blot, entitled "Nothing to Lose." One of the areas this story will explore is the possible impact on Harry Potter and friends of the isolation that our dear old friend, Albus Dumbledore, always fed to him: this isolation will make up its own reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,681 - Reviews: 1562 - Favs: 3,549 - Follows: 2,362 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy Bears and Spot by Clell65619 reviews
Sometimes, an average family has secrets. The residents of 1313 Mockingbird Lane have more secrets than most. Perhaps their biggest secret is how family comes first and foremost. Once he turns 11, young Harry Munster is offered a place at the Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry, but he isn't interested, for four reasons. Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy bears, and Spot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Munsters - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,790 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 277 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Complete
Rebellion by TatraMegami reviews
Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 1529 - Favs: 3,173 - Follows: 1,711 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
10 Minutes And A Week Of Hell! by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
10 Minutes can be the difference between the peace and the hell at Hogwarts! AU third year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,152 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 2,319 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Foresight by tmjohn72 reviews
Stiles drinks a vial of poison to keep it from being used on Derek and the pack. He dies but is brought back to life. All seems normal until he begins to have visions of the past and future. While the group begins to figure out what is going on a possible new threat looms on the horizon and Stiles' new gifts may either be a blessing or a curse. Sterek.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,771 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Stiles S., Derek H. - Complete
Fighting Another War by CrimsonSnowflake reviews
Harry had always known that his purpose in life was to defeat the Dark Lord. Still, in an entirely different world, he had found yet another one. Two destinies to be fulfilled, two worlds to be saved and death was right behind him. SLASH!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 168,789 - Reviews: 1690 - Favs: 3,103 - Follows: 2,020 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Harry P., Legolas - Complete
AWAKE by WritingintheCandlelight reviews
Two realities converge after a tragic accident tears one family apart. The young man caught between worlds cannot distinguish which reality is real and which is the dream. He uses names and wristbands to differentiate between the two. As he becomes entangled with the supernatural in both, he can't help but wonder... is he even... awake? Sterek. Slow build. Drabblish for now
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Stiles S., Derek H.
Why? by MissCHSparkles reviews
Harry is upset and angry at Professor Lupin leaving at the end of Third year and he blames Snape. After all, Snape's the one who told the Slytherin's about him being a werewolf. So, he decided to confront his Potion's teacher, to demand an explanation. And surprisingly, Snape tells him exactly why he did what he did and it is for reasons Harry never expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 108 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Not My Son by marksmom reviews
The Potters survive Voldemort's attack only to divorce soon after. James dies not long after that, on a mission, and Harry goes to live with his mother and her husband-Severus Snape. Severus hated James and carries it over onto his son...how does this affect Harry in the long run? And what happens when something unforeseen happens to the small boy? There is a sequel planned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,706 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 407 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Alternative Tournament by twistyguru reviews
The Goblet of Fire creates a binding magical contract, not only on the student but the school...so what school is Harry representing? Harry gets a new Headmistress who's practically perfect, and the Tournament gets the Guru treatment! Xover, imp. Slash!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mary Poppins - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,007 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 2,205 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 16422 - Favs: 11,092 - Follows: 9,646 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
The Founders' Heir by Renatus reviews
Pre HBP. Days before his sixteenth birthday, Harry Potter disappears in a blaze of fire and magic. When he returns, few recognize him for who he is. He's out for Voldemort, as per the Task the Founders' set to him. And he isn't about to fail.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 142,276 - Reviews: 3721 - Favs: 5,232 - Follows: 5,059 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Harry P.
Cakes and Snakes by raks0 reviews
"Sasha, cranky and sleepy had headed for the warmest place… which seemed to be up Tamaki-san's trousers." Slash-ish Rating really is just in case
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Harry P., Tamaki S. - Complete
Black Widower by Lunezx reviews
Really, Dumbledore should had stop trying to manipulate Harry after the war or,at least, after the firth marriage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Lily fixes a mistake by severusphoenix reviews
JK said that, given a second chance, Severus would pick Lily. I'm giving Lily a second chance to pick Severus, instead. AU, of course. Some deaths, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 79 - Words: 183,204 - Reviews: 1392 - Favs: 1,719 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Haja by Loxodonta-Magica reviews
Harry discovers his animagus form in a violent way. Becoming an animagus is never easy, but it may be harder for the Boy Who Survives...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,257 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 1,965 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Lines by ravenclawseekergirl638 reviews
A collection of lines given to students to write, through the years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Complete
Yet Another Universe by Silverfawkes reviews
AU lighthearted funfest with mature overtones,Post DH Harry gets pulled to an AU only to be expected to do it again. Dumbledore bashing is rampant Harry is doing it his way but he's going to have fun doing it! RATING FOR LANG. AND SEX INUENDO
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 65,708 - Reviews: 2430 - Favs: 5,473 - Follows: 2,608 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Beyond the Pale by Araceil reviews
Fourth year. Living with the Dursleys taught Harry three all important rules. These rules cause an emotionally repressed 11 year old to attend Hogwarts and discover his so called dead family aren't as dead as he believed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,284 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 5,016 - Follows: 5,412 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Life is Average by TatraMegami reviews
Life is Average and filled with crack. Life at Hogwarts is no different. A series of crackfics, just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,594 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Meeting Bill by fringeperson reviews
Just a couple of small questions at the right time allowed for a big change in Harry's life. Of course, Harry's life isn't the only one changed, nothing is ever that simple. complete. do not own. eventual yaoi and yuri mentioned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,821 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 2,222 - Follows: 510 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 3,571 - Follows: 1,090 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Death's Doorbell by Paladeus reviews
"Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that." - H/Hr/L/ Sorta Tonks - Comedy, Slight Crack, Two omakes/shorts - Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,699 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 268 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., N. Tonks - Complete
Genius Does What It Must by smrt1 reviews
Growing up, Harry Potter became a smartass. Now he's starting Hogwarts, with trusty sidekick Millicent Bulstrode, a question for everything, and a cheerfully sarcastic demeanor that makes everyone want to smack him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,086 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 1,560 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
To become a Muggle by lifebitten reviews
After the events of GoF Harry decides to give up on magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,574 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 1,838 - Follows: 1,726 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Harry P.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9495 - Favs: 25,029 - Follows: 9,991 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Uki Doki Memorial by Cherry268 reviews
What happens when Renge "generously" allows Haruhi to get acquainted with her wonderful game Uki Doki Memorial? Will Haruhi ever be able to look at the "Shadow King" the same way ever again?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 20,566 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
The Day Albus Dumbledore Never Remembers by Silverfawkes reviews
AU ONESHOT Independent Harry decides enough is enough. Dumbledore bash fest. slight RW bashing mild language. Co-written with Darkshadowedrose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,059 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 2,468 - Follows: 578 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Vince's Ambition by Lucinda reviews
Vince Crabbe has an ambition. He just needs to convince someone to remove the biggest obstacle to making it happen... One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,802 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Vincent C. - Complete
Alive and Grown by Pleasedial123 reviews
He wasn't a child any longer and he was alive and living freely. Petunia Centric. Oneshot. Sequel to 'Child'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 82 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Petunia D., Harry P. - Complete
Returning Hope by Ithil-valon reviews
Estel has returned to Imladris, but all is not well. Elladan still suffers from the debilitating injury to his shoulder and grows doubtful that he will ever again protect his family. Can the love of a young brother return hope to Imladris?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,375 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Aragorn, Elrohir
Too Late by Lucillia reviews
Lily and James Potter come out of hiding so their son Alexander could fulfill the prophesy and defeat Voldemort. Things don't go as planned though, as they returned to the Wizarding World in 1999.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,597 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 547 - Published: 3/1/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
How Will You Kiss by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. Casting off his haze of grief over his godfather's demise, Harry Potter decides it's time to take action. He won't be alone; Mad-Eye Moody, Emmeline Vance, Tonks and Bill Weasley will be there to help. Not to mention the entire DA. Harry/Bill.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,665 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 2,333 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - [Harry P., Bill W.] - Complete
The Mandatory Marriage Contract Fic by Itsme66 reviews
AU post 5th year. A bunny that wouldn't let go. Harry is set up in a marriage contract, but things don't go as planned. Rated for language and blatant - if non-desciptive - sexuality.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 62,585 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 2,105 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Morag M. - Complete
Eternity by Cookies321 reviews
Harry Potter was a 10,000 year old vampire with way to much time on his hands.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Harry P.
Are You My Daddy? by ifiluvu reviews
How did Severus Snape find himself with a young 4yr old Harry Potter?This wasnt his idea!-He stood tall and eyed the man with the purple face saying, “I’m here to take Potter.”-or maybe it was.Why does Harry call him daddy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,087 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 1,236 - Follows: 1,480 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Caveat Inimici by S.Rebeiro reviews
Hermione is a sister to Harry, a mother to Rose and Hugo, a wife to Ron...and a Legilimens and Unspeakable. She is also very, very angry. A look at a Hermione who developed the instincts she evidenced with Marietta and Umbridge. AU, but canon-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,166 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 211 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete
Like a Concussion by Araceil reviews
For the lols. Slash. After the War Harry ended up hunted by Vamps. Can he ever get a break? Apparently not when he ends up in Forks and dragged kicking and screaming to school for the first time in over a decade.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,349 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 4,170 - Follows: 1,012 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Coven of The Rose by CRose reviews
Harry's escaped from Azkaban and wants Revenge! Now this isn't your normal everyday kind of revenge, Harry is a second generation Marauder with a bone to pick with just about everyone that thinks they can just discard him like a worn out shoe
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,796 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 2,444 - Follows: 1,287 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
A New Life in San Francisco by phoenix catcher reviews
Complete. Slash Harry/Chris. Harry tries to make a normal life in San Francisco after escaping from Azkaban after being framed for murder except he can't escape magic, no matter what form it is in. Great involvement in the Charmed Ones' family.
Crossover - Charmed & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 191,908 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 2,552 - Follows: 1,370 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Chris H., Harry P. - Complete
Parental Advisory by Amber Akasha reviews
Eleven-year-old Harry Potter is visited by the Headmaster, McGonagall and Snape, who are to introduce him to magic. How could that conversation turn out, when Harry has a pretty twisted mind? Rated for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Harry P.
The Double Agent by bourkem reviews
A Harry Potter Oneshot. Follow Harry's journey through the shadows of the war with Lord Voldemort, and watch as he does everything necessary to ensure the survival of his family. Non-BWL Harry! BigBrotherHarry! Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,354 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 3,211 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Child by Pleasedial123 reviews
Help or hurt? Love or hate? Teach or cripple? Should she leave him to fate or push him ahead?... She stood and tried to make a decision, a plan. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. Petunia Centric.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,709 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Draco the Cowardly Lion by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, AU, crackfic. When Draco gets Sorted into Gryffindor, everything changes. For the, uh, for the better? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,783 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 123 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Escaping Fate by Jaylee1 reviews
He had somehow managed to find himself in the land that time forgot, and considering that he belonged to a society that still used quills and ink bottles, that was truly saying something. Harry/Legolas. ON HIATUS.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,460 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 1,959 - Follows: 1,933 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Harry P., Legolas
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 7,047 - Follows: 1,511 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 8402 - Favs: 10,748 - Follows: 5,535 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Post Owl from Hagrid? Yeah Right by texaswookie reviews
All right we all love Hagrid we all know he has an interesting taste in interesting animals. So how did he manage to pick out a snowy white Owl? Here in these one shots Harry gets animals that Hagrid would more likely have given him for pets
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 165 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Rubeus H., Harry P.
Magical Secrets at Sea by digisammiegirl reviews
Harry has a secret. No one knows about it and he'll be damned to Jones' Locker if anyone ever did. Harry Potter and post Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,766 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 3,358 - Follows: 2,174 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
You Call This Healing by lackam reviews
Aragorn discovers something unpleasant about his new kingdom after Elrond threatens to take Arwen home.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Elrond, Aragorn - Complete
The Most Beautiful Thing in the World by WikketKrikket reviews
Tamaki hits his head on a wall one day, and it hits him that the Most Beautiful Thing in the World is right in front of him. Her name is, of course, Haruhi. But there's more yet to be discovered. Drabble,Tama/Haru, Author name changed from Waffles4eva
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Tipsy Time Travel Tale by Yunaine reviews
Harry gets dragged back in time to change the future. He has no intention of taking anything lying down again and decides to have some fun. - Set during all Hogwarts school years; Harry/Luna; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,217 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 3,151 - Follows: 3,568 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
Perilous Prophecies by Yunaine reviews
Hermione Granger gets informed about a new prophecy. After careful deliberation with the other races they decide that the prophecy won’t happen yet. They were wrong. - Set after Hogwarts school years; AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,151 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 143 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Alchemical Reactions by Mirror Behind the Wall reviews
AU Left on the Dursleys' doorstep, Harry is kidnapped by Moody and taken to a better home. However, misfortune follows him wherever he goes and he is soon at an orphanage, ostracized and alone...that is, until he's adopted by Nicholas Flame. On hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,486 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 1,818 - Follows: 2,293 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Harry P.
Two Sides of the Same Coin by Ten Toes reviews
Petunia & Harry become a team, and Harry finds the wizarding world much earlier than anyone suspects. He hides his Slytherin self under the guise of a naive Gryffindor. He also hides the wizard friendships he made years before Hogwarts. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,091 - Reviews: 2466 - Favs: 5,179 - Follows: 5,920 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Harry P.
Bookends by Solstice Muse reviews
Arthur Weasley kept trying to capture the perfect image of his family. One day he notices that all the photographers he had hired over the years were more interested in cutting them out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Arthur W., Ron W.
Ruthless Revenge by Yunaine reviews
Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 5,716 - Follows: 1,625 - Published: 7/8/2008 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Unknown Relations: The Chamber of Secrets by ksomm814 reviews
Complete. Orion Black is back for another year at Hogwarts but his hope for a peaceful year is quickly pushed aside by a pompous Defense teacher, mysterious voices in the walls and the heir of Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,756 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 1,282 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Goblin King by Lucillia reviews
The Graveyard scene at the end of Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire with a twist. Harry wishes Voldemort away and the consequences thereof. Rated T for swearing. Not related to my other H.P./Labyrinth crossover.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 205 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Jareth, Harry P. - Complete
The Ultimate Escape Artist by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry's magic changes him in ways that no wizard has ever dealt with before as he attempts to escape the cupboard once and for all!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 1,717 - Follows: 1,343 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Harry P.
Harry's Pets by Shadows In The Sun reviews
Adopted by wolfydies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,174 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 2,068 - Follows: 1,884 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Harry P.
Guy Fawkes Day by MisterQ reviews
Harry Potter destroys Magical England
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,785 - Follows: 484 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
Natural Order by moshpitstories reviews
If you’ve got a chance to do it over again, why putz around? You know the game, you know the players, and you know the goal. It’s time for Double Jeopardy, where the scores can really change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,185 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Antithesis by Water Mage reviews
Nineteen years later, life was going great for Harry Potter. He had everything he had ever wanted. Friends, a wife, children. It was perfect. Then he opened his eyes...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 2,357 - Follows: 451 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Healing Hope by Ithil-valon reviews
Sequel to Elladan’s Trials, For Estel. As Estel still deals with the emotional scars of being buried alive, Legolas returns to Imladris. Will the love of family and a new friend be enough to heal the child, or will an unknown threat shatters their peace
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 78 - Words: 222,439 - Reviews: 1668 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Aragorn - Complete
The Sniper by DobbyElfLord reviews
OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 5,189 - Follows: 1,304 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Counterclockwise by Georgina the Hyena reviews
Percy has lost all of his siblings and his father in the war. But with a cunning plan and illegal time travel, he may just get them back.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,231 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Percy W. - Complete
A new beginning by elrohirnelladanlover reviews
Harry goes home for the summer after 6th year to find his uncle angry. After 4 weeks of torture, Harry comes into his magical inheritance...and find himself and the world about him changed completely...LOTRxHP crossover
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,490 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 9/17/2007
The Acceptance by Pan06 reviews
With the Dursleys away in Majorca, Harry gets his first Hogwarts letter. Along with a whole lot of others. Which school will he chose and how will his choice effect the people and events that surround him? How will it effect his own future?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,840 - Reviews: 1835 - Favs: 2,961 - Follows: 3,509 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Harry P.
Living with Kyoya by Kalachuchi reviews
KyoyaHaruhi Living with Kyoya was not as awful as she first thought it would be. Chap9: Haruhi is pregnant and Kyoya is being... well, Kyoya. /Nov.'08 Chap 9 New Author's Notes/
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,859 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - [Kyōya O., Haruhi F.] - Complete
Matters of Honor by The-Caitiff reviews
Harry thinks up a plan to deal with those unpleasent aspects of Hogwarts life. School is in session less than hour before one man is dead and another headed for Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 153 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2389 - Favs: 4,602 - Follows: 3,901 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 2,749 - Follows: 528 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Court Ordered Diet by Surplus Imagination reviews
Events are wrapping up at Privet Drive. 'It's All True, Every Word' is now up. How will Harry finish things with his cousin? Based on a real news story, Dudley Dursley is ordered by the court to lose weight as a part of his punishment for his delinquen
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,347 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Butter by Richan MMI reviews
What happens when Harry Potter and Remy LeBeau meet in a bar in upstate New York? There's something about Remy's mysterious new friend that makes him feel safe.
Crossover - X-Men & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,852 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 7/24/2006 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Remy L./Gambit, Harry P. - Complete
All For One by purple-drake reviews
[COMPLETE] Dumbledore is dead and the fate of the wizarding world rests on the shoulders of a seventeen year old, but for one young man, it is a new beginning. Percy is finally going to come home. Post HBP, last in the Dumbledore’s Man series
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Percy W. - Complete
The Chamber Strike by evansentranced reviews
Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 294 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Harry P., Argus F. - Complete
You Did What! by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,965 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 2,396 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
What Harry Potter Owned by marietsy2 reviews
Harry Potter finds out that he owns something very special. What will he do when he finds out what it is?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,418 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 184 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Ranger Of Many Names by Merenwen 'Aldalas' Silverleaf reviews
In the beginning Aragorn wants to change his name. Later, it seems to happen whether he likes it or not. Humor!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Aragorn, Elrohir - Complete
A Day in the Life of Ron, the Muggle by Laume reviews
Written for the 3th floor corridor contest. Encouraged by his friends, Ron investigates the Muggle world...Ronstyle. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Ron W. - Complete
Getting to Know You by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Slightly AU ... Short crossover piece ... enjoy ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Harry P., Ron W.
Weasleysitting by The Kitty-kitty reviews
Alistor Moody had twenty years experience of eing an Auror... but nothing NOTHING could prepare him for this fresh horror... babysitting seven Weasleys.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,060 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Alastor M., Ron W.
Harry Potter and the World That Went Bloody Insane by The Slice reviews
“I know something you don’t know” is, apparently, the essence of Harry Potter’s love life. Harry’s certain that the world has been reading one too many romance novels, but then, Harry’s always been a bit oblivious. Slash HR oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,516 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Promises by GeneImperfect reviews
Percy Weasley always keeps his promises. No matter what the cost.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2004 - Percy W., Oliver W.
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Muggle Criminals reviews
What if the Trio gave up on the Wizarding World. They decided to chase after muggle criminals. M because they say bad words, content, and because I am paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,230 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Marbles reviews
Petunia and Vernon make mistakes. Harry plays with marbles. Marbles become more that just a game, in one little boys hand. NOT SLASH! NO PAIRING!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,434 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 1,090 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 6/28/2011
His new job reviews
He faced the greatest danger in England now he would face a new challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Complete