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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings.

Hello Everyone,

First I would like to Thank everyone that has reviewed and made my day. Second TheNarglesAreBehindIt, AnimIceFox, and RatherFabulous, and everyone that volunteer. All have corrected my spelling and helped to fill it out. RatherFabulous slapped me around early on over one idea I had, that after she pointed it out I turned my head sideways and thought ‘Well aren’t I an idiot.’

Constructive Criticism:

Please Send it my way, where I went wrong, what I missed, where I might make it better. Those all are fantastic. I have only had one out right Flame, so after a moment of thought I shrugged my shoulders had a glass of wine and then reread the story a bit better. MAIAR, and MAIA I know, I know. Forgive me. I am going back over the previous chapters and changing it. And the other corrections people have sent. I hang my head in shame.

SLASH:

Not going to happen. Don’t mind if other write it but not ever going to ever be my writing style. On that note I do read slash, which doesn’t bother me. I do however question why is it when one slash couple comes every male follows suit.

Harry/Severus. Well… some are well written but in truth, it is icky, (not a mature word but..)

Harry/Draco. Then who’s going to be the school enemy?!

Harry/Remus and/or Sirius. I think I would rise from the dead just to strangle either.

Remus/Sirius. How much Fire Whisky was there that night?

PAIRING:

As a mother, pairing is not likely to ever happen, but I make no promise I will let you know if I change my mind. I still see my kids in their diapers when I look at them. How can I write a 16 year old finding the love of his life? If I did write one it would never ever be Ginny; Can you say whack job?

Marbles will be finished (some time)I am shooting for Christmas as a present to myself. It is AU. Do not expect the war to follow the same path. A new Wizard is in Arada, he is young and stubborn. What could an extra wizard do to change the outcome when he arrives almost a hundred years before the war, and gives magic away you may ask yourself? A LOT, please don’t expect it to be the same story with just a new character thrown in.

Many people asked if he is going back to the Wizarding World. Not in this story. I do have one on the back burner simply simmering. My biggest problem is I will write a paragraph then Kill off Dumbledore in inventive ways, my personal favorite involved a cheese grater. There was also a visit to the lemon drop factory where he decided to take a swim, then got dumped into the sorting machine. A simple baseball bat and Sirius. Glorfindel ran him through. Snape finally lost it and used him as a potion ingredient. Hagrid gave him a pet for Christmas… you get the point. I just might write a version of “Hey, you kill Albus!”

Harry’s new job…. It was a bad day at work. (I bet no one can guess what I do for a living?) Please don’t read it. I will however not take it down because I like to have two stories up.

If you want a good Crossover my personal favorite is Not Quite a Maia, by Kara's Aunty

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The Promise of a New Dawn by Whispering Darkness reviews
Harry as an elfling on Arda. A new world, a new life, a new chance. A new hope to finally find that which he had been searching for for such a long time. Can he truly start afresh, or are the shadows of his past too lasting to shake off?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,999 - Reviews: 1965 - Favs: 4,385 - Follows: 5,335 - Updated: 8/13 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Harry P.
The Accidental Animagus by White Squirrel reviews
Harry escapes the Dursleys with a unique bout of accidental magic and eventually winds up at the Grangers' house. Now, he has what he always wanted: a loving family, and he'll need their help to take on the magical world and vanquish the dark lord who has pursued him from birth. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 112 - Words: 697,174 - Reviews: 3885 - Favs: 4,825 - Follows: 5,676 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Milky Way by StackofStories reviews
Benjamin moves to the extra ordinary town of Little Whinging and finds the most extraordinary little boy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,222 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 1,485 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 7/19/2014 - [Harry P., Benjamin]
Prodigal Delinquent by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,349 - Reviews: 1877 - Favs: 5,506 - Follows: 7,104 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P.
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 5541 - Favs: 5,872 - Follows: 7,361 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Antiquity's Corollary by GonnaBeFamous reviews
At Lily's request, Albus Dumbledore has kept a secret from Severus Snape for 17 years. When Dumbledore learns that this secret plays a vital role in the war, however, it is Snape who is left to deal with the consequences. As Harry's true parentage is revealed, both his and Snape's futures become uncertain. The two must learn to work together in order to survive. PreHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 58 - Words: 415,733 - Reviews: 1853 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 1,199 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
the secret submissive by Ditzybitch reviews
Ana is a quiet 17 year old in high school but she has a secret nobody knows. She is a masochist but the only way for her to get what she wants is to steal her sisters identity so she can join a bdsm club. I suck at summaries.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,264 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S.
Griffon Reborn by Yrtria reviews
Harry suffers a mental breakdown while being convicted to Azkaban. He serves his time and rebuilds his life away from the magical world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,321 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 1,842 - Follows: 2,589 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Harry P.
Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,728 - Reviews: 1626 - Favs: 1,673 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Harry Lives! by teachersnape64 reviews
Sequel to Harry's Last Hope. Sirius comes back through the veil, putting Harry into serious danger. Can Snape save his newly adopted son? Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Quidditch.Almost a Severitus COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 253,027 - Reviews: 5186 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Something Like Your Family by Luan Mao reviews
The Dursleys weren't exactly a model family
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,618 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Mystery of the Cat Figurines by I. H. Scribe reviews
After the war, Hermione, Ron, and Harry go on a(n occasionally drunken) crime spree that baffles Scotland Yard and the World's Greatest Detective.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 175 - Published: 11/15/2013 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] Harry P., Sherlock H. - Complete
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 3,454 - Follows: 2,741 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
A Change of Heart by Caffeinated Star reviews
Knowing that Minerva and Hagrid would never forgive him if he didn't, Dumbledore made a very drastic change for Harry Potter's future. His new family might be a bit dysfunctional, but it was better than a cupboard.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Rebellion by TatraMegami reviews
Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 2,506 - Follows: 1,437 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Fighting Another War by CrimsonSnowflake reviews
Harry had always known that his purpose in life was to defeat the Dark Lord. Still, in an entirely different world, he had found yet another one. Two destinies to be fulfilled, two worlds to be saved and death was right behind him. SLASH!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 168,789 - Reviews: 1624 - Favs: 2,648 - Follows: 1,818 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Harry P., Legolas - Complete
Harry Potter and the Alternative Tournament by twistyguru reviews
The Goblet of Fire creates a binding magical contract, not only on the student but the school...so what school is Harry representing? Harry gets a new Headmistress who's practically perfect, and the Tournament gets the Guru treatment! Xover, imp. Slash!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mary Poppins - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,007 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Broken by ebgb08 reviews
Non magic AU. Harry is turned brutally by James, and is forced to become his sex slave. when they run into the Cullens will Harry's luck change? RAPE, non-con, child abuse, SLASH. Rated M for a REASON!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,287 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Harry P.
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 15449 - Favs: 8,780 - Follows: 7,703 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
The Founders' Heir by Renatus reviews
Pre HBP. Days before his sixteenth birthday, Harry Potter disappears in a blaze of fire and magic. When he returns, few recognize him for who he is. He's out for Voldemort, as per the Task the Founders' set to him. And he isn't about to fail.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 142,276 - Reviews: 3625 - Favs: 4,556 - Follows: 4,455 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Harry P.
Haja by Loxodonta-Magica reviews
Harry discovers his animagus form in a violent way. Becoming an animagus is never easy, but it may be harder for the Boy Who Survives...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,257 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 1,354 - Follows: 1,829 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Lines by ravenclawseekergirl638 reviews
A collection of lines given to students to write, through the years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Complete
Yet Another Universe by Silverfawkes reviews
AU lighthearted funfest with mature overtones,Post DH Harry gets pulled to an AU only to be expected to do it again. Dumbledore bashing is rampant Harry is doing it his way but he's going to have fun doing it! RATING FOR LANG. AND SEX INUENDO
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 65,708 - Reviews: 2151 - Favs: 4,152 - Follows: 2,075 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Beyond the Pale by Araceil reviews
Fourth year. Living with the Dursleys taught Harry three all important rules. These rules cause an emotionally repressed 11 year old to attend Hogwarts and discover his so called dead family aren't as dead as he believed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,284 - Reviews: 1222 - Favs: 3,800 - Follows: 4,314 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Life is Average by TatraMegami reviews
Life is Average and filled with crack. Life at Hogwarts is no different. A series of crackfics, just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,594 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Meeting Bill by fringeperson reviews
Just a couple of small questions at the right time allowed for a big change in Harry's life. Of course, Harry's life isn't the only one changed, nothing is ever that simple. complete. do not own. eventual yaoi and yuri mentioned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,821 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 1,482 - Follows: 244 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 2,533 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Death's Doorbell by Paladeus reviews
"Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that." - H/Hr/L/ Sorta Tonks - Comedy, Slight Crack, Two omakes/shorts - Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,699 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 176 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., N. Tonks - Complete
Genius Does What It Must by smrt1 reviews
Growing up, Harry Potter became a smartass. Now he's starting Hogwarts, with trusty sidekick Millicent Bulstrode, a question for everything, and a cheerfully sarcastic demeanor that makes everyone want to smack him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,086 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
To become a Muggle by lifebitten reviews
After the events of GoF Harry decides to give up on magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,574 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 1,460 - Follows: 1,478 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Harry P.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8522 - Favs: 17,938 - Follows: 7,364 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Day Albus Dumbledore Never Remembers by Silverfawkes reviews
AU ONESHOT Independent Harry decides enough is enough. Dumbledore bash fest. slight RW bashing mild language. Co-written with Darkshadowedrose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,059 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,783 - Follows: 365 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Alive and Grown by Faust VII reviews
He wasn't a child any longer and he was alive and living freely. Petunia Centric. Oneshot. Sequel to 'Child'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Petunia D., Harry P. - Complete
Returning Hope by Ithil-valon reviews
Estel has returned to Imladris, but all is not well. Elladan still suffers from the debilitating injury to his shoulder and grows doubtful that he will ever again protect his family. Can the love of a young brother return hope to Imladris?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,375 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Aragorn, Elrohir
Too Late by Lucillia reviews
Lily and James Potter come out of hiding so their son Alexander could fulfill the prophesy and defeat Voldemort. Things don't go as planned though, as they returned to the Wizarding World in 1999.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,597 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 372 - Published: 3/1/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
How Will You Kiss by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. Casting off his haze of grief over his godfather's demise, Harry Potter decides it's time to take action. He won't be alone; Mad-Eye Moody, Emmeline Vance, Tonks and Bill Weasley will be there to help. Not to mention the entire DA. Harry/Bill.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,665 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 1,785 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - [Harry P., Bill W.] - Complete
The Mandatory Marriage Contract Fic by Itsme66 reviews
AU post 5th year. A bunny that wouldn't let go. Harry is set up in a marriage contract, but things don't go as planned. Rated for language and blatant - if non-desciptive - sexuality.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 62,585 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Morag M. - Complete
Eternity by Cookies321 reviews
Harry Potter was a 10,000 year old vampire with way to much time on his hands.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Harry P.
Are You My Daddy? by ifiluvu reviews
How did Severus Snape find himself with a young 4yr old Harry Potter?This wasnt his idea!-He stood tall and eyed the man with the purple face saying, “I’m here to take Potter.”-or maybe it was.Why does Harry call him daddy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,087 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 1,263 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Loves of my Life by LordOtoriTakeo reviews
A 1shot for you wonderful people. Its our X-mas present to our readers. Stand alone entry. Pairing is E/J/H. Thats right threesome for X-mas dont you love me? Jasper not Jacob. Theres a surprise in the story for readers. Merry X-mas from me and Andrew
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,190 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Caveat Inimici by S.Rebeiro reviews
Hermione is a sister to Harry, a mother to Rose and Hugo, a wife to Ron...and a Legilimens and Unspeakable. She is also very, very angry. A look at a Hermione who developed the instincts she evidenced with Marietta and Umbridge. AU, but canon-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,166 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 124 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete
Like a Concussion by Araceil reviews
For the lols. Slash. After the War Harry ended up hunted by Vamps. Can he ever get a break? Apparently not when he ends up in Forks and dragged kicking and screaming to school for the first time in over a decade.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,349 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 3,182 - Follows: 627 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Coven of The Rose by CRose reviews
Harry's escaped from Azkaban and wants Revenge! Now this isn't your normal everyday kind of revenge, Harry is a second generation Marauder with a bone to pick with just about everyone that thinks they can just discard him like a worn out shoe
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,796 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 1,917 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
A New Life in San Francisco by phoenix catcher reviews
Complete. Slash Harry/Chris. Harry tries to make a normal life in San Francisco after escaping from Azkaban after being framed for murder except he can't escape magic, no matter what form it is in. Great involvement in the Charmed Ones' family.
Crossover - Charmed & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 191,908 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 2,149 - Follows: 1,226 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Chris H., Harry P. - Complete
Parental Advisory by Amber Akasha reviews
Eleven-year-old Harry Potter is visited by the Headmaster, McGonagall and Snape, who are to introduce him to magic. How could that conversation turn out, when Harry has a pretty twisted mind? Rated for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Harry P.
The Double Agent by bourkem reviews
A Harry Potter Oneshot. Follow Harry's journey through the shadows of the war with Lord Voldemort, and watch as he does everything necessary to ensure the survival of his family. Non-BWL Harry! BigBrotherHarry! Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,354 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 2,304 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Child by Faust VII reviews
Help or hurt? Love or hate? Teach or cripple? Should she leave him to fate or push him ahead?... She stood and tried to make a decision, a plan. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. Petunia Centric.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,709 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Escaping Fate by Jaylee1 reviews
He had somehow managed to find himself in the land that time forgot, and considering that he belonged to a society that still used quills and ink bottles, that was truly saying something. Harry/Legolas. ON HIATUS.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,460 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 1,749 - Follows: 1,769 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Harry P., Legolas
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 5,130 - Follows: 875 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 8041 - Favs: 8,386 - Follows: 4,512 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Magical Secrets at Sea by digisammiegirl reviews
Harry has a secret. No one knows about it and he'll be damned to Jones' Locker if anyone ever did. Harry Potter and post Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,766 - Reviews: 1113 - Favs: 2,717 - Follows: 1,792 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
You Call This Healing by lackam reviews
Aragorn discovers something unpleasant about his new kingdom after Elrond threatens to take Arwen home.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Elrond, Aragorn - Complete
Tipsy Time Travel Tale by Yunaine reviews
Harry gets dragged back in time to change the future. He has no intention of taking anything lying down again and decides to have some fun. - Set during all Hogwarts school years; Harry/Luna; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,217 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 2,527 - Follows: 2,921 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
Perilous Prophecies by Yunaine reviews
Hermione Granger gets informed about a new prophecy. After careful deliberation with the other races they decide that the prophecy won’t happen yet. They were wrong. - Set after Hogwarts school years; AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,151 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 93 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Alchemical Reactions by Mirror Behind the Wall reviews
AU Left on the Dursleys' doorstep, Harry is kidnapped by Moody and taken to a better home. However, misfortune follows him wherever he goes and he is soon at an orphanage, ostracized and alone...that is, until he's adopted by Nicholas Flame. On hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,486 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 1,686 - Follows: 2,178 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Harry P.
Two Sides of the Same Coin by Ten Toes reviews
Petunia & Harry become a team, and Harry finds the wizarding world much earlier than anyone suspects. He hides his Slytherin self under the guise of a naive Gryffindor. He also hides the wizard friendships he made years before Hogwarts. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,091 - Reviews: 2305 - Favs: 4,341 - Follows: 5,116 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Harry P.
Bookends by Solstice Muse reviews
Arthur Weasley kept trying to capture the perfect image of his family. One day he notices that all the photographers he had hired over the years were more interested in cutting them out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Arthur W., Ron W.
Ruthless Revenge by Yunaine reviews
Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 3,729 - Follows: 874 - Published: 7/8/2008 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Unknown Relations: The Chamber of Secrets by ksomm814 reviews
Complete. Orion Black is back for another year at Hogwarts but his hope for a peaceful year is quickly pushed aside by a pompous Defense teacher, mysterious voices in the walls and the heir of Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,756 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Goblin King by Lucillia reviews
The Graveyard scene at the end of Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire with a twist. Harry wishes Voldemort away and the consequences thereof. Rated T for swearing. Not related to my other H.P./Labyrinth crossover.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 134 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Jareth, Harry P. - Complete
The Ultimate Escape Artist by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry's magic changes him in ways that no wizard has ever dealt with before as he attempts to escape the cupboard once and for all!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 1,310 - Follows: 1,073 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Harry P.
Harry PotterHouse? by kingprawnsct reviews
A young and abused Harry is moved by Social Services to his mother’s cousin in America. How will Hogwarts respond to a Harry that has been raised by everybody’s favorite doctor?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 1,696 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P.
Harry's Pets by Shadows In The Sun reviews
Adopted by wolfydies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,174 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 1,693 - Follows: 1,605 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Harry P.
Natural Order by moshpitstories reviews
If you’ve got a chance to do it over again, why putz around? You know the game, you know the players, and you know the goal. It’s time for Double Jeopardy, where the scores can really change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,185 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Antithesis by Water Mage reviews
Nineteen years later, life was going great for Harry Potter. He had everything he had ever wanted. Friends, a wife, children. It was perfect. Then he opened his eyes...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 2,010 - Follows: 337 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Healing Hope by Ithil-valon reviews
Sequel to Elladan’s Trials, For Estel. As Estel still deals with the emotional scars of being buried alive, Legolas returns to Imladris. Will the love of family and a new friend be enough to heal the child, or will an unknown threat shatters their peace
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 78 - Words: 222,439 - Reviews: 1660 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Aragorn - Complete
The Sniper by DobbyElfLord reviews
OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 3,902 - Follows: 827 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Counterclockwise by Georgina the Hyena reviews
Percy has lost all of his siblings and his father in the war. But with a cunning plan and illegal time travel, he may just get them back.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,231 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Percy W. - Complete
A new beginning by elrohirnelladanlover reviews
Harry goes home for the summer after 6th year to find his uncle angry. After 4 weeks of torture, Harry comes into his magical inheritance...and find himself and the world about him changed completely...LOTRxHP crossover
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,490 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 9/17/2007
The Acceptance by Pan06 reviews
With the Dursleys away in Majorca, Harry gets his first Hogwarts letter. Along with a whole lot of others. Which school will he chose and how will his choice effect the people and events that surround him? How will it effect his own future?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,840 - Reviews: 1738 - Favs: 2,377 - Follows: 3,008 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Harry P.
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2283 - Favs: 3,894 - Follows: 3,332 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 2,112 - Follows: 348 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Court Ordered Diet by Surplus Imagination reviews
Events are wrapping up at Privet Drive. 'It's All True, Every Word' is now up. How will Harry finish things with his cousin? Based on a real news story, Dudley Dursley is ordered by the court to lose weight as a part of his punishment for his delinquen
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,347 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Butter by Richan MMI reviews
What happens when Harry Potter and Remy LeBeau meet in a bar in upstate New York? There's something about Remy's mysterious new friend that makes him feel safe.
Crossover - X-Men & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,852 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 7/24/2006 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Remy L./Gambit, Harry P. - Complete
All For One by purple-drake reviews
[COMPLETE] Dumbledore is dead and the fate of the wizarding world rests on the shoulders of a seventeen year old, but for one young man, it is a new beginning. Percy is finally going to come home. Post HBP, last in the Dumbledore’s Man series
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Percy W. - Complete
The Chamber Strike by evansentranced reviews
Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 177 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Harry P., Argus F. - Complete
You Did What! by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,965 - Reviews: 1498 - Favs: 1,880 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
Destructively Ever After by opalish reviews
Harry Potter was about to receive the Order of Merlin, First Class, and he was not best pleased. PostHBP HarryGinny oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Ranger Of Many Names by Merenwen 'Aldalas' Silverleaf reviews
In the beginning Aragorn wants to change his name. Later, it seems to happen whether he likes it or not. Humor!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Aragorn, Elrohir - Complete
A Day in the Life of Ron, the Muggle by Laume reviews
Written for the 3th floor corridor contest. Encouraged by his friends, Ron investigates the Muggle world...Ronstyle. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Ron W. - Complete
Getting to Know You by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Slightly AU ... Short crossover piece ... enjoy ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Harry P., Ron W.
Weasleysitting by The Kitty-kitty reviews
Alistor Moody had twenty years experience of eing an Auror... but nothing NOTHING could prepare him for this fresh horror... babysitting seven Weasleys.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,060 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Alastor M., Ron W.
Harry Potter and the World That Went Bloody Insane by The Slice reviews
“I know something you don’t know” is, apparently, the essence of Harry Potter’s love life. Harry’s certain that the world has been reading one too many romance novels, but then, Harry’s always been a bit oblivious. Slash HR oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,516 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Promises by GeneImperfect reviews
Percy Weasley always keeps his promises. No matter what the cost.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2004 - Percy W., Oliver W.
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Muggle Criminals reviews
What if the Trio gave up on the Wizarding World. They decided to chase after muggle criminals. M because they say bad words, content, and because I am paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,230 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Marbles reviews
Petunia and Vernon make mistakes. Harry plays with marbles. Marbles become more that just a game, in one little boys hand. NOT SLASH! NO PAIRING!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,434 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 6/28/2011
His new job reviews
He faced the greatest danger in England now he would face a new challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Complete