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I am currently like um uh uhm yeah, what was I typing? if you have any idea, please PM me and tell me after reading the rest of this.


Okay I came up with this: I'm not evil, I'm creative in a destructive way. ( if you want to use this, you have to say Me ALONE came up with this. i hate it when people take all the credit.)

okay... here is some odd quote Mr. Murphy said. "going crazy? it must be a pretty short drive"

(Mrs. Murphy is a Cwazy Wabbit) or so she claims...) :)


I guess I can tell you one thing. I am not sane. At all. Really.

Name: Emily

Age: yeah somewhere between one and infinity. even though technically that's not a number

Where I Live: bobville placeton

Favorite pairings: Mary/Colin (secret garden) Arthur/Trillian(Hitchhikers Guide) Ginny/Draco(Harry Potter) Felicity/Ben(american girl)

Cimorine/Mendenbar( enchanted forest chronicles) Kate/Thomas(Sorcery and Cecelia) Cecelia/James (sorcery and Cecelia) Mcgonagall/Dumbledore(Harry Potter) um, okay don't kill me... Holly/Butler(Artemis Fowl) they are just perfect...

Ummmmmmmm lets see: i am a duck. i love ducks

my favorite book: The Secret Garden. Seriously Mary/Dickon? Who are they kidding?

some random fact about me: I will freak you out if you ever met me.

My bff: LandUnderWave

my fave food: macaroni. or miso soup

who is evil: Count Olaf, Voldemort, Umbridge, Bellatrix Lestrange, my P.E. teacher, school in general, ummmmm let me think Carmelita Spats. (The Cake sniffer!)

if i had a million dollars: all to charity my frend.

i couldn't live without: my copy of the hitchhikers guide and a towel

favorite songs: If I Had a Million Ducats(Brobdingnagian Bards ) All of the songs from Wicked the Musical, Haters(Hilary Duff) um, lesse, Travelin'Soldier(Dixie Chicks), ummmm Man Goin down(Shedaisy) Repent(Shedaisy) I am the Walrus(Beatles!) Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band(Beatles!!) Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds(Beatles!!!) pretty much any Beatles song, We want a Rock(they might be giants) Mammals(They might be giants)

i love the internet. i couldn't live if it weren't for instant messaging.

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm: i like going ummmmmmmmmm

think about George Bush and then a Banana : i am picturing George Bush getting eaten by a gorilla and a banana being ex-president

lesse: i can make soup from scratch. not like anyone cares. but i can

guys from books that i LOVE...sorry i have problems..: Draco, Charlie Bone,Tancred Torrson, (he rocks) umm... Manfred, Tom Riddle,Draco, Legolas, Senri, (my frend want me to tell ya'll that she LOVES Hatori)

fav Baseball team; either the Cardinals or the White Sox!

where do i go to skewel: a middle school in klgGSLDhk ha! now you'll never know! where i live

my bff once said: people are weird

yeah...: i love meeting people!

ummm yeah. i have no quotes right now oh wait "You mean we're stuck in this Suckfest?"(the Lindsay Lohan version of Freaky Friday) I'm not dead, I'm just no longer living. (my friend) i can't think of anymore right now

okay here is a useless piece of info: i am insane ask LandUnderWave who is currently also insane... but who cares about that. unless you do. Do you? yes-- well i prob'ly need to be in a mental institute right now... or something

the following is not very interesting by my standards but some people like to know this stuff.

mwahahahahahahaha!!! evil! oh, and i'm like currently well, typing this.

hair: prettyish dark brown. thick. red highlights. really short thanx to my mom...

eyes: Blue. Really blue. you know those stupid games where you have baby pictures and you have to guess who it is? my stupid blue eyes are so recognizable that i always lose. badly.

skin: Pale people make fun of me during the winter

height: well that is classified information, but i'll tell you this. i'm tall for my age. again, ask LandUnderWave

weight: again classified, but fairly skinny.again ask LandUnderWave

my friend... you guessed it, LandUnderWave and i made this up. I know this dude who dislocated his forehead due to an immense immediate amount of snow that fell on his doghouse

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Heart of Oz by SilveryBeing reviews
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Wizard of Oz - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 124,708 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/3/2005 - Dorothy G., The Scarecrow
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The Unseemly Proposal by scarlet-sparx reviews
Voldemort's dead and with him dies Lucius Malfoy's prestige. Now, Lucius will do ANYTHING to regain his status, even if it means trying to get his only son to marry Hermione Granger... For full length summary, see Ch.1.
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Rich Friendships, Strong Enemies by FweeWizardress reviews
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Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,007 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/26/2007 - Published: 12/16/2006
You've Got to be Kidding Me by OctopusByStarlight reviews
Jamie moves into college, only to find out she lives in a boy's hallway. Something odd is happening while she's in college. A mysterious person, odd happenings, and friends all mixed together in one pot... Please R&R! Mystery, Romance, and Comedy...
Screenplays - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,578 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/5/2007 - Published: 9/5/2006
Darkness Surrounds Us by karone-sakura reviews
Harry Potter always thought his life couldn't get any worse nor any better. After just having lost his godfather what will he do? Who is this young woman who promises to help him uncover the truth behind all the lies?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,706 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Harry P.
Bring What May Come by Crayola Color Sky reviews
Raissa and Richard are betrothed, but neither of them know the other... nor do they wish to get married. One day they meet their true love, though they do not appear to be who they are...
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,900 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/5/2006 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Complete
Events by slytherin princess 05 reviews
DMGW. After a five year Hogwarts reunion, Something happens between Draco and Ginny, but wait! She's Harry's girlfriend. Will her feelings change? Read to find out! HBP relevant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,889 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/9/2006 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W.
How to be Popular by ElphieAmnerisMarquez reviews
Elphaba is going to get help from Galinda. But she can't seem to understand. Will Galinda's newly made book help the green witch understand? It's connected with the book and the musical, and it has to do with the song Popular, if the title didn't tell. On
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Just The Girl by Here'sToRightNow reviews
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Moonlight Magic by BookwormRose reviews
[chp7]The winter switcharound dance is coming up. Will Nita ask Kit or will something get in the way? Learn more about Sasha and who is this new character! This is still KN fluff, but now it has an actual plot. This story does contain some spoilers.
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,779 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 10/29/2005
The Return of Bananabelle by MackenzieW reviews
Sequel of sorts to Three Things That Last. A few years after Felicity and Ben's marriage and right after the birth of Elizabeth's son, a widowed Annabelle returns to America. She is determined to get what she wants, no matter who stands in her way.
American Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,996 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
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The Things You Learn with an Enchanted Pen by Saya1450 reviews
oneshot Shiara has known Daystar for a long time. What happens when she finds an Enchanted Pen that only allows you to write what your heart is telling you? And what does she find out about herself...and Daystar?
Enchanted Forest - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Complete
Do You Think This Happens Every Day? by Emachinescat reviews
"Death cannot stop true love...it can only delay it for a while." My name is Westley, and I very recently almost lost everything worth living for. Have a seat, relax, and I'll tell you my story-the story of Buttercup, the Princess Bride.
Princess Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,591 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rising of Dragons by there-are-no-more-names-left reviews
Telemann invented a time machine. Where do you think it leads? Into the new world, around thousand years past the middle ages.
Enchanted Forest - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 7/25/2005