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Author has written 10 stories for Twilight, Misc. Books, and Naruto.
To the Man who makes old man Sweater Vests Sexy :)
I LOVE ANIME- Bleach, Code Geass, Wolf's Rain, Naruto, Blood , D Gray man, Full Metal Alchemist.
Music i like[As i lay dying, Parkway Drive, He is We, Never Shout Never, 30 seconds to Mars, Muse, Angels and Airwaves, God is an Astronaut(instrumental), August Burns Red, Alesana, Alexisonfire, The Scene Aesthetic and more]
I read way to much, at least 5 hours a day on average, Unfortuantly or Fortuantly, most of the time all of that is Fanfiction. Its almost ridiculous but what can i say, im addicted.
The story barreling towards the future will stop for an instant, so that we may peer into the past.
Just in case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair)
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how…?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But it's "just" a suggestion)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I was hoping it was going to be frozen... darn.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And ... I'm taking this because…??)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about news flash…!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh ... fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and copy and paste this onto your profile to bring a smile to someone (maybe even a chuckle
Isn’t it ironic? A Happyish Ending
A Happyish Ending
This is her sword thing.
This is Bellas Wedding gown. Imagine in in a fuchia colour,
This is the ring that Edward gave Bella.
The house, that Bella has to go to.
Location of where shes kept/
Roy;s brass knuckles.
Half Killer Half Insane.
Half Killer Half Insane.
This is how Bella does her Makeup
These are Bellas First Round Maui Womens Puma shoes.
Bellas Lamborghini Concept S
Koenigsegg CCX & CCXR limited edition
Seers Bankai form
The New Seer(top picture and if u click it, itll go bigger and to get rid of the bigger version just click the bigger picture)
Bella's Sword Tattoo on her Back in bright green. i forgot to mention in the chappie that there were two swords. Small and Big.
Her Mask(top picture and if u click it, itll go bigger and to get rid of the bigger version just click the bigger picture)
Her Black tattoo lines on her face
Alice's Battle outfit with silver shin and forearm armor
Jasper's Battle outfit no sword
Emmett's Battle outfit the left
Rosalie's Battle outfit
Esme's Battle outfit without the sword
Carlisle's Battle outfit waist down is pretty much like jaspers outfit.
Edward's Battle outfit the left
(Not there yet but when she goes crazy this is what she will radiate and sorta look like))
Phil's Bug containers
This is Lilium...
Bellas Corduroy pants
Man: Where have you been all my life?
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
"We were given two hands to hold, two legs to walk, two eyes to see, two ears to hear, but why only one heart? Because the other one was given to someone for us to find."
"Love is love, it is blind. It knows no gender, so do not cry."
"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."
"All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism."
"Shoot for the moon. That way, even if you fail, you'll be among the stars..."
"An English professor wrote the words: 'A woman without her man is nothing.' on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly. All of the males in the class wrote: 'A woman, without her man, is nothing.' All of the females wrote: 'A woman: without her, man is nothing.' Punctuation is powerful."
"Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst."
"The fortune you seek is in another cookie."
"Put your hand in the stove for a minute, and it feels like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it feels like a minute. THAT'S relativity."
"Writing has to be like a skirt: Long enough to cover the topic, short enough to be interesting."
"To the world, you may be one person; to one person, you may be the world~"
YoU gOt A pRoBlEm WiTh Me?
.+.I’m not a bitch . . . I just like being rude.+.
"a shot to kill the pain
Isn't it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a a mini with a t-shirt that barely cover anything?
Isn't it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful?
Isn't it funny that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone
Are you laughing?
Isn't it funny an emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?
Isn't it funny that you don't mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?
I'm not laughing
Its so funny that you and your friends can make a girl's life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.
Isn't it funny that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.
HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OR LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS
keep on laughing
Isn't it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life without knowing her situation with her friends or her family or her LIFE
BRAVE ISN'T GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING
BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH
OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND
GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE S AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES
ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT
ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET
ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS
BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMMOROW ISN'T A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE
ITS ANOTHER DAY OF ING AND DODGING RUMORS
keep on laughing
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