Feana Puddlefoot
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Joined 09-23-01, id: 113486, Profile Updated: 11-21-08
Author has written 27 stories for Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Bible, and Harry Potter.

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Being Sif by happytide reviews
She had always looked straight through him but Loki planned to change that.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 93,459 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - [Sif, Loki]
Cuffs by Amethyst Crow reviews
Odd, but it did please her to see him suffer, and she knew why...
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,229 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki - Complete
You Stoles Him From Us by Elendraug reviews
It's generally not a good idea to take someone's true love away from them. [ Slash, het. Sam Frodo Rosie. ]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/26/2003 - Samwise G. - Complete
Certainly Unexpected by Colimbina reviews
JackWill SLASH. Will and Elizabeth aren’t as well suited as they had thought. Capitan Jack Sparrow to the rescue, or at least something vaguely resembling rescue.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,353 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/13/2003 - Published: 8/15/2003
A 'Bow' Tied Friendship by Karasu-kun reviews
Legolas' inner child comes out when he suddenly decided that it would be funny to tie little ribbons in Gimili's hair while he was sleeping. How will Gimili react? With bitter-ness? Or maybe with a bit of amusement? Find out.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2003 - Legolas, Gimli
MarySue's Totally Kewl Journal! by That Crazy Person with a Pen reviews
You've cursed her, you've laughed at her, and now you can read her journal. HumorParody fanfiction.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/31/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn
Between Us by Shiny Ryuichi Sakuma reviews
YAOI!!! After being constantly abused by his father, Legolas runs away from home and into the arms of Elrond. (bastardized Haldir and the sequel will contain A/L, E/L slash!)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,377 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/8/2003 - Published: 12/3/2002 - Legolas, Elrond
Dance of Faith by Keita reviews
It's my dance of faith, the neverending dance of faith.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/24/2003
The Sacrificial Chicken! by Rhiana Rae reviews
Boromir and Legolas, along with some intrigued Hobbits, decide to work a spell- concoction, rather- to make Galadriel fall in love with Gimli. But will all go well? Heh heh, read and find out. The title reveals much that is hidden! Enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/19/2002 - Legolas, Boromir
Lord of the Spoofs by InMemoriam reviews
Just harmless fun! Picking at the movie and making fun of the characters!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/7/2002 - Published: 12/5/2002
Erui by Hathalmir reviews
Drabble. Legolas at the Warg Attack, from the movie The Two Towers. (Warg Attack is not in the book Canon).
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/5/2002 - Legolas
An FF8 Yaoi Lemon BUT NOT REALLY! by Shukusen reviews
Well, I would put a summary, but I would get BANNED! Brush and floss twice a day for good gums, children! And gays are the downfall of society! If you're gay, you should be put to justice! (Gomen about the bad layout. It's being changed.)
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/21/2002
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Nox World reviews
Alastor Moody was the best Auror the Order ever had.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/20/2004 - Published: 5/30/2004 - Alastor M., Minerva M.
Sueabilitation reviews
UPDATED. The asylums stretch across all of Arda. But this particualar asylum is for survivors of Mary-Sues, driven mad by their plebian qualities. And a certain Legolas has just checked in...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/23/2003 - Published: 12/19/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn
Melancholy reviews
Cho Chang mourns Cedric.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/7/2003 - Cho C.
Fish to Fry reviews
The Marauders talk about such taxing topics as destiny, and girls.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2003 - Sirius B., James P.
Day reviews
Gilraen is sent to Rivendell as protection from Orc attacks. There she meets the beautiful Arwen, and embarks on a romance that could change everything. Femslash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2003 - Arwen U.
Birds and Bees reviews
Boromir and Faramir recieve "The Talk". Light humour. PG for subject matter.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2003 - Boromir, Faramir
Romancing your Rohirrim reviews
Faramir and Eowyn discuss romance. Short fluff.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2003 - Eowyn, Faramir
Three's a Crowd reviews
UPDATED. Draco tricks Ron into accepting a bet: who can kiss Hermione first? Who will win the bet, and more importantly, Hermione's heart?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/12/2003 - Published: 9/3/2003 - Ron W., Draco M.
When the Cat's Away reviews
Ron and Luna seem a very loving couple. But Luna's heart belongs to someone else. Femslash. Lighthearted one-off.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Hermione G., Luna L.
Memoirs of Maria Mackenzie reviews
Shallow, superficial, greedy, lazy... yet somewhat sympathetic. Maria is a troubled Christian with an equally troubled diary.
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/16/2003
The Tempting of Eve and Aftermath reviews
Eve reflects on the original sin, and her punishment.
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/26/2003
Aur reviews
A little bit of father-daughter bonding between Elrond and Arwen…
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/7/2003 - Elrond, Arwen U.
The Bayla reviews
Burn your Bibles, throw away your self-help manuals, because the Bayla is here! An all-new guide to sin, salvation and that big bloke in the sky!
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/2/2003
Straight New World reviews
CHAPTER SIX UP. What if being gay was the norm? What if straights were outcast and hated because it was God's word?
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,983 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/25/2003 - Published: 4/14/2003
Dear God reviews
A young girl talks to God about homosexuality.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2003
A Note from Mistoffelees reviews
[CATS fic] Misto wants to have a word with all CATS fanfiction writers, and he's not happy…
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/9/2003
Queen of Hearts reviews
[CATS] Demeter thinks about Macavity, and Munkustrap. Can be interpreted as either Munku/Demi, or Macavity/Demi.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/5/2003
Oz reviews
UPDATED! Weird couplings ahoy. Both slash and het couples can be found here. Last chapter's couple was Eowyn/Haldir. Chapter three has been added and it is a Arwen/Boromir romance with hints of Aragorn/Arwen.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/19/2003 - Published: 3/18/2003 - Legolas
Room 382 reviews
Will Celeborn and Elrond flush Legolas' pet hate into Room 382 for him? (A parody of Room 101)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2002 - Legolas, Elrond
Star Wars: Nativity reviews
The nativity we all know and love - Star Wars style.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/9/2002
Laments of a Shallow Elf reviews
Legolas remembers some of his old friends - which include a slug and an oak tree. He really does know how to pick 'em.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Legolas
Making Over Aragorn reviews
Legolas and Arwen decide to give Aragorn a makeover - to his horror.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/4/2002 - Legolas, Arwen U.
It's not Easy Being Green reviews
Is there anything that Yoda really doesn't like? Definetly!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/1/2002
Spoilt A Tale of an Elf's Vanity reviews
Just how long does Celeborn have to plead before Legolas gets up?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Legolas
The End of the World reviews
Something truly terrifying has happened to Legolas … (slash implications between Merry and Pippin)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/30/2002 - Legolas, Frodo B.
Treehugger reviews
Gimli calls Legolas a treehugger, and Legolas takes offence. However, his argument isn't exactly star quality … more. shall we say, rubbish.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2002 - Legolas
Phobia reviews
Legolas tries (and fails very badly) to convince himself that he's scared of nothing. Many revelations ensue …
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2002 - Legolas