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Joined 09-16-06, id: 1134943, Profile Updated: 01-27-16
Author has written 18 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Misc. Games, and Twilight.

Hello my name is Slex.

Vain, quick to irritate, sleep deprived. Lazy. I generally need a lot of prodding by angry spear-wielding reviewers to get me to do anything. More writing on separate account, stratusfish. All artwork is mine - you can see more at spacesmuggler (dot) com (slash) wix (slash) arts. Hopefully ffnet doesn't screw that up... I'd hyperlink it, but ffnet screws that up too. The crawlersout site is the exact same url but change arts to crawlersout


On the almost infinite amount of works I have: None are abandoned.. some are totally going to take forever to update (WER *ahem*) but no, I won't ever truly give any up.

ALSO: If you want to translate ANY of my fics... just, like, please do. You don't even have to ask. Haha - as long as you put somewhere in there that it's a translation and my name is in there somewhere. And if you want to tell me about it that'd be great :) --And if you want to make fanfics off my fanfics, go for it! But please tell me because I'll be dying to read it.


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Professor Strife by Basilton reviews
For once, Cloud has his life sorted out. Going from delivery boy to travelling healer in the post-Meteor world, he finally has peace. When Denzel travels back through time, he has to leave it all behind to help his son in the world he thought he escaped. But taking Hojo's job? That was an accident. Mostly.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 87,362 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 1,622 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Zack F., Denzel
Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Lily is not quite a normal little girl. The Dursleys always say she's a freak just like her freakish parents, her uncle Death seems to be convinced she's the grim reaper, and her ever political and invisible best friend Wizard Lenin just thinks she should take over the world. On top of all that the secret society of wizards think she's Jesus. AU female!Harry among other things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 211,335 - Reviews: 2928 - Favs: 3,867 - Follows: 4,004 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Second Chances by enzhe reviews
Naruto's got a few identities. One he uses to play hockey, go to school, and hang out with friends like Sakura and Shikamaru. One he needs to hold down a job and take care of Hinata. One scarred his cheeks and kept him alive. One harbors secrets only Sasuke knows. And one is Namikaze Naruto, lost-found-proclaimed-dead, with a famous father who never stopped searching. Badass AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 131,141 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Minato N.
Fineshine by Tsume Yuki reviews
Gellert Grindelwald was only in America to see if he could sway the president over to his side of things. He didn't expect to meet a red-haired nymph with Avada Kedavra green eyes in the waiting room. Fanfic of slexenskee's 'Crawlersout' FemHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,265 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 9/22/2015 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Gellert G. - Complete
The Root of All Evil Is Love by Crystia reviews
Tom Riddle is certain that Harry Potter loved him before the potion's fiasco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,395 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 11/20/2015 - Published: 1/16/2015 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Mirrored by brainstorm1001 reviews
What was going to happen to him was something terrifying; all his instincts were rebelling against his decision but Harry resisted. Now it was his turn to make a sacrifice and ensure their survival. Compliant with the DH up to the events in Malfoy Manor. COMPLETE & EPILOGUE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 159,912 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 1,246 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Sunrise, Sunset by Wings of a Wolf reviews
After failing to retrieve Sasuke again, Naruto receives another of Akatsuki's friendly invitations to join them. Given very little choice, Naruto decided to go with them in hopes of gaining the power needed to bring Sasuke home. ItaNaru, yaoi. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,212 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 1,080 - Updated: 7/26/2015 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Words Fail by Nea Marika reviews
Fighting a heroic battle in a room full of mysterious time pieces is not a smart thing to do. Time Travel, Slash TR/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 178,885 - Reviews: 1325 - Favs: 2,663 - Follows: 3,669 - Updated: 7/4/2015 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Freefall by ladyoflilacs reviews
A voice whispers to Harry in the still of the night, when he is on the verge of sleep and at his most vulnerable. A retelling of Deathly Hallows. Rated M for Harry/Voldemort slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 189,564 - Reviews: 1333 - Favs: 1,717 - Follows: 1,904 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Sky Runs Red by firefly reviews
Temari had her ideas on where the Fourth Shinobi War would take her. She'd just never pictured herself losing, being separated from her division, and wandering a barren wasteland with a zombie and an orphaned baby for company. Post-apocalyptic AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,628 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Temari, Itachi U.
The Colder Water by Quillslinger reviews
The devil is in the details. Shisui. Itachi. A sorta love story. Novella.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 52,784 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
These Are All Things You Don't Understand by Novocain reviews
Prostitution and assassination and the way of the shinobi are for Kakashi, and firsts and lasts and middles will never involve those nimble hands or chapped lips stretching in a bright, happy smile against his hip. There is no other choice, Sandaime says.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,504 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Kakashi H., Minato N.
All Is Relative Except the Stubbornness of a Demon by Uncle Stojil reviews
The Kyuubi doesn't want to die. He cannot even grasp the idea of himself dying. He's meant to be immortal and he has no intention whatsoever to go against his very nature. True, he's stuck inside Naruto, but the boy has absolutely no say in this matter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 76,985 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 2,953 - Follows: 3,165 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Naruto U.
Duplicity 2: A Ready Made Hero by Mina1 reviews
Part 2 of Duplicity. Anakin led a double life as Vader in the Empire and the Jedi 'Wraith' in the Alliance, using them against Palpatine. But then Luke joined the Rebels at Yavin. And Anakin is torn. Can he stay, or does he have to return to being Vader?
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,808 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
The Tragedy of Repetition by SoulShdw reviews
In the year's following Konoha's fall during the Sound Leaf war, the remnants have struggled to survive. After achieving vengeance against the Otokage, Uzumaki Naruto is given an unexpected second chance. A shame he didn't get a choice in the matter. Unfinished.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 167,195 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 3,497 - Follows: 3,336 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Anko M., Naruto U. - Complete
Fusion by Knowing Shadows reviews
CURRENTLY ON HIATUS. Yaoi Cloud Strife finds it hard to deal with what he had to do to save his world, but now the Planet will give him a chance to change things for himself and for General Sephiroth.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 156,498 - Reviews: 1398 - Favs: 1,689 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 7/14/2002 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
Deceitful Above All Things by Quillslinger reviews
Like a game of Snakes and Ladders, life can change with a roll of the dice. An Axel/Roxas novella in 30 amnesias.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,557 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Of Patriarchs by afriendtosell reviews
One day, Jiraiya takes Naruto to the Yondaime's grave. [Naruto, however, never quite believed in the concept of having a father, and it shows][Father's day fic 2 of 2]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 1,875 - Follows: 185 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
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espoir reviews
AU. After the destruction of the Death Star, Vader begins a crusade to find the boy responsible for it, the pilot by the name of Luke Skywalker. However, he was missing one critical piece of the puzzle; Luke was not actually a boy. Fem!Luke
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,463 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
saltkin reviews
Little Harriet Potter is a quiet and clever young girl with nothing she cares to live for, but no real reason to die. So when the voice in her head asks her to assist him in regaining his body, it seems like reason enough to remain among the living, at least for a little while longer. fem!Harry/Voldemort, eventual Nercomancer!Harry, dark themes
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,054 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 229 - Published: 1/27
Jaguar Batter reviews
Even though it had been a one-night stand on a mission thousands of miles from home, the idea of having the elf prince's child was not nearly as repulsive as the idea of once more coming back and telling him about it.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,201 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 1,260 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Legolas, Sakura H.
crawlersout reviews
femHarry/tom. the girl who wanders in and out of space and time. Tom doesn't need to see her to know she's there. As if a part of him intrinsically feels her presence when it shimmers in the air; matter and energy emerging from time and space. He knows nothing of her transient, peregrine existence, but she is still the indomitable center of his universe. timetravel, novella
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 57,004 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 1,312 - Follows: 1,564 - Updated: 12/11/2015 - Published: 1/2/2015 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
begin again reviews
Harry/Grindelwald And love, he does not say, fingering a jewelry box in his pocket. To be fair, he doesn't expect to get very far with it. But maybe one of these days she'll actually take him up on his offer. AU set in the already AU crawlersout fem!Harry world
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 115 - Published: 12/9/2015 - Harry P., Gellert G. - Complete
Synchronicity reviews
Ever since the seal broke, Naruto's life has changed. He's been thrust into ANBU: he's starting to lose sight of which half is him and which half is his demon, he can't seem to find his way back to team seven, and he's been having these weird dreams - with a sky wrenched apart by a broken moon, a man with a staff, and a version of him with glowing, nine-tomoe eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 135,937 - Reviews: 1495 - Favs: 2,514 - Follows: 2,670 - Updated: 10/16/2015 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Naruto U., Yugao U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Yamato
grandloves reviews
the power the dark lord knows not. femHarry / dark themes
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 54,387 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 8/29/2015 - Published: 1/29/2015 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
nevermind the end reviews
*READ THIS STORY ON AO3* Meanwhile, Harry and Voldemort have a lot of sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 58,265 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/5/2015 - Published: 1/7/2015
Nothing Gold Can Stay reviews
NHL AU: Tazer ends up soulbonded to Kaner. Problem is, Kaner isn't all that soulbonded to him.
Misc. Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 49,502 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2015
the blue cathedral reviews
Synchcronicity-verse Yamato/Kyuubi: This was the problem with life-and-death situations, Yamato thought, resigned. They had a way of cleaving open all the feelings you would have preferred to keep lost in ignorance. co-written with Poqo!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2015
With Wings of Feathers and Glue reviews
For his safety, sixth year Harry Potter must live abroad while attending Hogwarts. There, lonely and out of place, he meets Alice Cullen, and inevitably, Edward Cullen as well. HPEC
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,969 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 2,038 - Updated: 5/13/2015 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Harry P., Edward
the real folk blues reviews
SW/HPxover: Merope Gaunt left earth with no intention of ever returning. She prefers to pretend that entire mission never existed, and neither does that planet. Unfortunately Darth Vader has other ideas, and it's not as if she can exactly say no when her boss tells her to do something.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,266 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/11/2015 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr., Merope G.
World's End Rhapsody reviews
Perhaps time travel isn't what it's all that cracked up to be. OR: Naruto inadvertently trains his younger self for the Chunin exam, and therein learns a lot more about himself than he ever really wanted to. CAS sequel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,960 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 1,698 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Naruto U.
See you, Space Cowboy reviews
No one, not even his closest companions, really knew anything about Luke. As a bounty hunter, he had to have a certain penchant for odd jobs. This one was near laudable; retrieve the top secret stolen plans for the Death Star.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,993 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Luke S., Darth Vader
Walk This Way reviews
Three times Boromir insults Naruto, and the one time he doesn't. But Veltpunch's summary is applicable as well; three times Boromir is kind of sexist dick and one time he tries really hard not to be. BoromirxfemNaru? AU
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,906 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Boromir, Naruto U. - Complete
Cloud Age Symphony reviews
Let it not be said that being Uzumaki Naruto is anything approaching easy; he has an obligation to the future but a duty to the past, and a time-traveling jutsu that lets him travel between both. OR: Naruto travels between the past and the present, and somehow loses himself in the process.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,734 - Reviews: 1601 - Favs: 2,733 - Follows: 1,309 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
sky is falling reviews
but the world isn't ending. With the recovery of Orochimaru's Edo-Tensei, Minato is able to spend his final day in Konoha with the son he never met. Minato-Naruto centric
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,425 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Azure Crimson reviews
After a particularly harsh beating, the Hokage finally decides to give Naruto to a seemingly nice farmer. What he didn't know however, was that this happened to be the Leader of a terrible organization in disguise...Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,087 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Naruto U.