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Author has written 17 stories for Naruto, Air Gear, Harry Potter, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and Twilight.

Hello my name is Slex.

Vain, quick to irritate, sleep deprived. Lazy. I generally need a lot of prodding by angry spear-wielding reviewers to get me to do anything. More writing on separate account, stratusfish.


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Jaguar Batter // Sakura I & II

Cloud Age Symphony Cover Art

World's End Rhapsody Cover Art / Synchronicity

With Wings of Feathers and Glue Cover Art

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My rec site: Currently has recs for all my favorite Naruto fics, HP fics, and HRPF fics favorite authors :)

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Second Chances by enzhe reviews
Naruto died. Minato never believed it. Minato found Naruto. Then Naruto pushed Minato into a wall, and ran. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,100 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Minato N., Kushina U.
Freefall by ladyoflilacs reviews
A voice whispers to Harry in the still of the night, when he is on the verge of sleep and at his most vulnerable. A retelling of Deathly Hallows. Rated M for Harry/Voldemort slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 189,564 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 1,535 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Professor Strife by Basilton reviews
Denzel stumbles into the past, Cloud follows to protect his son. The Crisis is beginning again, but as head of the science department Cloud can change it. Before, the world was saved by the lives of millions. This time, can he save those lives as well?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,204 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 1,148 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F.
Sky Runs Red by firefly reviews
Temari had her ideas on where the Fourth Shinobi War would take her. She'd just never pictured herself losing, being separated from her division, and wandering a barren wasteland with a zombie and an orphaned baby for company. Post-apocalyptic AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,628 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Temari, Itachi U.
The Colder Water by Quillslinger reviews
The devil is in the details. Shisui. Itachi. A sorta love story. Novella.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 52,784 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
These Are All Things You Don't Understand by Novocain reviews
Prostitution and assassination and the way of the shinobi are for Kakashi, and firsts and lasts and middles will never involve those nimble hands or chapped lips stretching in a bright, happy smile against his hip. There is no other choice, Sandaime says.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,504 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Kakashi H., Minato N.
Sunrise, Sunset by Wings of a Wolf reviews
After failing to retrieve Sasuke again, Naruto receives another of Akatsuki's friendly invitations to join them. Given very little choice, Naruto decided to go with them in hopes of gaining the power needed to bring Sasuke home. ItaNaru, yaoi. NO PLANS TO UPDATE WITHIN THE NEXT FIVE YEARS, SO DON'T ASK.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,505 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 1,057 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
All Is Relative Except the Stubbornness of a Demon by Uncle Stojil reviews
The Kyuubi doesn't want to die. He cannot even grasp the idea of himself dying. He's meant to be immortal and he has no intention whatsoever to go against his very nature. True, he's stuck inside Naruto, but the boy has absolutely no say in this matter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 76,985 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 2,496 - Follows: 2,690 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Naruto U.
Duplicity 2: A Ready Made Hero by Mina1 reviews
Part 2 of Duplicity. Anakin led a double life as Vader in the Empire and the Jedi 'Wraith' in the Alliance, using them against Palpatine. But then Luke joined the Rebels at Yavin. And Anakin is torn. Can he stay, or does he have to return to being Vader?
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,808 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
The Tragedy of Repetition by SoulShdw reviews
In the year's following Konoha's fall during the Sound Leaf war, the remnants have struggled to survive. After achieving vengeance against the Otokage, Uzumaki Naruto is given an unexpected second chance. A shame he didn't get a choice in the matter. Unfinished.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 167,195 - Reviews: 1448 - Favs: 3,224 - Follows: 3,146 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Anko M., Naruto U. - Complete
Fusion by Knowing Shadows reviews
CURRENTLY ON HIATUS. Yaoi Cloud Strife finds it hard to deal with what he had to do to save his world, but now the Planet will give him a chance to change things for himself and for General Sephiroth.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 156,498 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 1,615 - Follows: 1,181 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 7/14/2002 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
Deceitful Above All Things by Quillslinger reviews
Like a game of Snakes and Ladders, life can change with a roll of the dice. An Axel/Roxas novella in 30 amnesias.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,557 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Of Patriarchs by afriendtosell reviews
One day, Jiraiya takes Naruto to the Yondaime's grave. [Naruto, however, never quite believed in the concept of having a father, and it shows][Father's day fic 2 of 2]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,946 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 1,607 - Follows: 131 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
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espoir reviews
AU. After the destruction of the Death Star, Vader begins a crusade to find the boy responsible for it, the pilot by the name of Luke Skywalker. However, he was missing one critical piece of the puzzle; Luke was not actually a boy. Fem!Luke
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,042 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/16 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Synchronicity reviews
Ever since the seal broke, Naruto's life has changed. He's been thrust into ANBU: he's starting to lose sight of which half is him and which half is his demon, he can't seem to find his way back to team seven, and he's been having these weird dreams - with a sky wrenched apart by a broken moon, a man with a staff, and a version of him with glowing, nine-tomoe eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 97,910 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 1,547 - Follows: 1,565 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Naruto U., Yugao U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Yamato
Jaguar Batter reviews
Even though it had been a one-night stand on a mission thousands of miles from home, the idea of having the elf prince's child was not nearly as repulsive as the idea of once more coming back and telling him about it.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,075 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Legolas, Sakura H.
World's End Rhapsody reviews
Perhaps time travel isn't what it's all that cracked up to be. OR: Naruto inadvertently trains his younger self for the Chunin exam, and therein learns a lot more about himself than he ever really wanted to. CAS sequel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,960 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 1,553 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Naruto U.
See you, Space Cowboy reviews
No one, not even his closest companions, really knew anything about Luke. As a bounty hunter, he had to have a certain penchant for odd jobs. This one was near laudable; retrieve the top secret stolen plans for the Death Star.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,993 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Luke S., Darth Vader
With Wings of Feathers and Glue reviews
For his safety, sixth year Harry Potter must live abroad while attending Hogwarts. There, lonely and out of place, he meets Alice Cullen, and inevitably, Edward Cullen as well. HPEC
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 62,207 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 1,493 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Harry P., Edward
Walk This Way reviews
Three times Boromir insults Naruto, and the one time he doesn't. But Veltpunch's summary is applicable as well; three times Boromir is kind of sexist dick and one time he tries really hard not to be. BoromirxfemNaru? AU
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,906 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Boromir, Naruto U. - Complete
Discord Satellite reviews
Tenzou had thought the worst of his problems would be simultaneously dealing with his lazy captain Kakashi and that aggravating upstart Uchiha Itachi. Then he realized that he would have all that and one Harry Potter to guard.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,992 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Harry P., Yamato
anthem for pipe dreams reviews
Madara had been right; all the ninja in her Gennin class were stupid and foolish, and didn't know anything about war, let alone being a ninja. Most of all the unpleasantly dim-witted, incredibly popular Minato.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Kushina U., Minato N.
If reviews
Minato was certain that he'd have to forget this memory, sure he'd forget his son Naruto and sure he would right history again. But it turns out he was wrong on all accounts. In fact, Naruto wasn't even a boy. femnaru 4th movie drabbles
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Cloud Age Symphony reviews
Let it not be said that being Uzumaki Naruto is anything approaching easy; he has an obligation to the future but a duty to the past, and a time-traveling jutsu that lets him travel between both. OR: Naruto travels between the past and the present, and somehow loses himself in the process.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,734 - Reviews: 1581 - Favs: 2,390 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
the dream carrier reviews
book thiefdrabble. He is more than just a boy with a past. naruto centric. slight narutosakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,658 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Naruto U.
sky is falling reviews
but the world isn't ending. With the recovery of Orochimaru's Edo-Tensei, Minato is able to spend his final day in Konoha with the son he never met. Minato-Naruto centric
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,425 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Azure Crimson reviews
After a particularly harsh beating, the Hokage finally decides to give Naruto to a seemingly nice farmer. What he didn't know however, was that this happened to be the Leader of a terrible organization in disguise...Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,087 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Naruto U.
Hapless Lovers reviews
SS With age comes new awareness, and Sasuke's life had maintained the same single-sentenced goal that he was beginning to get that cold feet I-don't-know-what-I'm-doing feeling. And this time, Sakura would not be the one to show him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,520 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
L o v e reviews
[IkkixAkito] Love, it was so simple, and yet so absolutely difficult to achieve. But even if Akito wasn't sure he could achieve such a thing, he wasn't going to back down, even if that meant late night training from Agito and date lessons with Mikan.
Air Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,191 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Hapless Romantics reviews
[SasuSaku] All Sakura needed to do was ignore Sasuke for a few weeks, and she would have Sasuke's attention. But how would she do that if just a look at the Uchiha boy did funny things to her heart? If only it was as easy as it seems... Sequel Up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,096 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete