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Joined 09-16-06, id: 1135009, Profile Updated: 12-16-07
Author has written 21 stories for Harry Potter, Suite Life series, Hannah Montana, Cheaper by the Dozen, High School Musical, and Zoey 101.

My name is Anna, aka fatcatjack9000 or savetheuglyfish (not a FF name though [yet). I am between the ages of 1 and 101. My maturity levels are probably closer to 7 or so. Potty humor makes me laugh. I like to think I am zany, though others would beg to differ. I like big words. I am larger than most girls out there. I play water polo and I swim. People call me Shamu and Free Willy. My other nickname is Fattie. I'm totally okay with that. I like to think I'm a nice person. My family means the word to me. My friends are equally important. I wish I could write poetry to express my feelings. But I can't. So usually I just write these sort of things. Short sentences and all that. I don't have TV, so I watch all the shows I write about (Hannah Montana, Zoey 101) on YouTube. I hope you people don't find me too intimidating. I love people. So if you're lonely or just wanna talk, send me a message. I'm nearly always on my computer.

I like stories that make me laugh, that make me go 'awwww that's cute' and just silly fluffs. My favorite types of fluffs are with Logan from Zoey 101. I guess they show he has a soft side or something. I like the Jonas Brothers (check out my story about them, hehe) but not as much as other people. People with names like i 3jb4EVR and stuff like that. Hehe.

Well. That's about all from me. If I think of anything else, I guess I'll put it in here. Oh. I meant to mention. I'm not a depressing person, with all the short sentences and 'I guess' and stuff like that. My thoughts just happen to come quickly and if I'm not careful, they'll leave as quickly as they came. My mind does that sometimes. So yeah. Byeeeee.

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Being A Tease by twiinklestar reviews
A tease. That's what she is. But she's his tease and she won't have it any other way. DxL In the process of re-writing.
Zoey 101 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,606 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Logan R., Dana C.
Like A Chameleon by Her Name Is Erika reviews
For that split second, as brown eyes locked with each other, Quinn felt her face get as red as Logan’s shirt… dedicated to Andres. It's done, dude…
Zoey 101 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,742 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Logan R., Quinn P. - Complete
The Video He Will Never Forget by Alice in NeverWonderland reviews
Freddie moves to London. Sam makes a video and spills her guts. Will Freddie fly back when he finds out? Or will he never talk to Sam again? FREDDIExSAM of course.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Complete
Don't You Dare Speak About Love by Cupid's Bride reviews
Answer to pottergrl15's challenge. What if Jake and Miley knew each other before he came to Malibu? And what if it was the reason Miley detested Jake? JxM and LxO.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,868 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 12/1/2006
Trapped by Crayon-Snob reviews
My theory on why Ruthie didn't choose Martin in the series finale. TBone is well, OOC, Ruthie and Martin have a secret. Mac discovers something. And someone gets shot. Rated M for a reason. Chapter eleven up.
7th Heaven - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,873 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Long Lost Brother by DMBfan reviews
The Bakers welcome Connor Hartman into their family. Connor is Jake and Sarah's fraternal triplet. Connor is far different from any of the other Bakers and fits in well. He is also dying. Rated T for language, medical stuff, and angst
Cheaper by the Dozen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,473 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/21/2007 - Published: 5/9/2007
Not the Red Cordial! by mysterious-mog reviews
How would things have been on Ramsay St if Stingray was still Kerry’s father? Set 4 years after Kerry's birth
Neighbours - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,799 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 12/3/2006
Spaz! by the future of audio reviews
At first it was kind of shocking, thought maybe it was a joke or something. Then after some time, it became weird I mean, who would have thought that Quinn and Logan would actually start dating?
Zoey 101 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Complete
Not Lies, But Not The Truth by Y-dO-u-CrY reviews
Kayla, an orphan, meets the twins. she makes a big impact on their life. and they can't seem to get off each others minds. but what would happen if Kayla was not who they suspected and she was in trouble? [Tokio Hotel]
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 8/27/2007
Message Delivered by Cupid's Bride reviews
What if... Jake had seen the Secret Tape?
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,446 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 10/31/2006
Lovestruck by SilverMoreau reviews
Maddie’s ex bestfriend is famous teen superstar Dustin McCarthy, played by Lucas Grabeel, who comes to the Tipton for shows. When Maddie sees Dustin, will Maddie shun him for life, or will old flames flicker and form a new love? MxOC but actually Lashley.
Suite Life series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,128 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Complete
Band Geekisms of a Saxophone Player by I am a band geek here me roar reviews
Yeah, my band geekisms, being the only female saxophone player that plays alto. Rated for later language and the sappiness of me.ONWARD BAND GEEKS!
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007
He said She said by Stardust287 reviews
CodyxMax ZackxOC Cody and Max are boyfriend&girlfriend, and everyone is making fun of them every second of everyday. They will go anywhere to get away from it all. Even if it means to runaway from everything, without anyone knowing. TITLE CHANGE
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 4,712 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/26/2007 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
Just Like You by Farfallama reviews
Lilly's feeling down in the dumps about being second best to Miley. Jackson lends a listening ear. Warning: Major fluff content. Pairings: JacksonLilly, and MileyJake if you squint real hard. Rated For Safety. Now a twoshot, possible multichapter fic
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Jackson S., Lilly T./Lola L. - Complete
Reality Check by piink-loove reviews
Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale, and Miley Cyrus are chosen to do a new reality show they are switching places with 3 teens that live the not so glamorous life in Detroit city. rated T for language.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,378 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 3/13/2007
The English Project by Cupid's Bride reviews
Miley hated Jake... and until she got to know him. Warning: alternate universe.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,420 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 11/25/2006
Can You hear Me Now? by I am a band geek here me roar reviews
A collection of drabbles, songfics and oneshots. All involve two particular saxophonists. Please enjoy. The first chappie's kinda sad.
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 3/10/2007
My Evaluation by nine miles to go reviews
Dr. Cox yells at JD, but does he realize that those words could be the last he ever says to the intern? JDA. Duh.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,073 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 3/2/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006
You Would Have Never Thought by BrittanyOXYMORON reviews
What if Dana really did, like Logan?... “I still haven’t gotten that stupid hoodie to wear. I even prayed for god’s sake. How pathetic can one get? You must think I was deprived of attention as a child.”
Zoey 101 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,860 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 9/11/2006
Pixie Dust by omfgitsmissy reviews
Cody Linley [actor who plays Jake Ryan on Hannah Montana] meets a girl named Pixie on his vacation with his four best buddies, Mitchel Musso, Lucas Grabeel, Zac Efron, & Jacob Kraemer, and she coaxes him after his gf, Alison, cheats on him. What'll happen
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/11/2007 - Published: 2/7/2007
Pink by butterflyKisses26 reviews
Nikki had her life all planned out. And then the strip turned pink. Please R&R
Summerland - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,787 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/28/2007 - Published: 3/24/2006
The Young and The Hopeless by Spiggi reviews
The gang is in high school but can they handle it and still rock out?
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,456 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/3/2004
His Promises by Farfallama reviews
It's a certain pair's wedding night, but will the groom make it there on time like he promised the bride? Read on and find out. Warning: Major Fluff Content.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Halloween Dance by BrittanyOXYMORON reviews
I will think of someway to continue this. Otherwise, I'll take it down.
Zoey 101 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,642 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 1/28/2006
Saving Max by Almost Famous 12 reviews
Three years before, Max was killed in a terrible car crash. Now Zack has to go back in time and save her. Companion to Memories
Suite Life series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/14/2006
Into the Woods by nine miles to go reviews
Six year old Harry is fed up with the Dursleys, so he decides to run away. But once he enters the nearby woods, he has no idea what's in store for him...implied HPGWTOTALLY AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,069 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/25/2005 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P.
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To Love Something So Broken reviews
Lilly's father abuses her and Oliver is her only escape. M for child abuse and language. Loliver.
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
Just So You Know reviews
Dana is the Queen of Mean. Logan is an egomaniac. So how can they love each other? A classic tale of teen love put to the test. Long distance relationships are hard... right? Completed twoshot.
Zoey 101 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,730 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
Morning Fluff reviews
Logan and Dana are in Logan's dorm room at 7:45 on a Saturday. Fluff ensues. Pairing: HEAVY Dana&Logan. Rated T for a reason. Flames accepted. Title subject to change.
Zoey 101 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Complete
A Baker's Dozen reviews
The Baker kids go to the lake for the first time. Will romances pop up? True love never fades… EliotxSarah. Review!
Cheaper by the Dozen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,632 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 12/28/2006
You're Gonna Be reviews
Battling the truth is hard. Will Lilly soon figure out that nothing is going to change it? Will she be just another one of those teenage pregnancies in the statistics? Slight Loliver. Trilogy chapter 2 is up. Review!
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/9/2007 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Complete
Cancer reviews
Oneshot songfic. Chase is having a hard time dealing with his grandmother's death. Read and review :
Zoey 101 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
He Liked reviews
SHORT oneshot. He liked everything about her. Ships? You decide.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Complete
How to Save a Life reviews
Gabriella, Taylor, Jason, Chad and Kelsi deal with Troy and the car crash. In one night it can all change...
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,771 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 2/7/2007
Falling For You reviews
A set of songfics to the romances of the characters on Hannah Montana. Moliver, Loliver, Lackson, and Jiley are all here!
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,541 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007
Hold On reviews
A tragedy has occured at PCA. Will the gang be able to make it through to graduation? Warning: contains violent scenes. Slight ZoeyXChase, MichaelXLola and LoganXQuinn.
Zoey 101 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,333 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
Lorraine's Dream reviews
Lorraine has always felt like she didn’t belong with the Baker family. But is being separated from them all really the solution? And what other secrets are the rest of the Baker’s keeping from one another?
Cheaper by the Dozen - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2007
The Diary of a Completely Average Girl reviews
Lilly's life has been hectic. She's failing classes, breaking curfews with Hannah and thinking about a certain best friend of her's way too often. Will she be able to make it through this year of school, much less the week?
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,999 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 3/3/2007
Let's Give Them Something to Talk About reviews
Dana and Logan are going out behind everyone’s back. No one expects a thing, until one day, Chase and Zoey see something unusual, to say the least. Title subject to change.
Zoey 101 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,499 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/21/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007
Some Hearts reviews
A short but sweet songfic about Ginny and her feelings for her now boyfriend, Harry Potter. Song by Carrie Underwood.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Hey Juliet reviews
This is a oneshot songfic about a certain boy’s feelings about a certain girl.
Suite Life series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Complete
Slipped Away reviews
A oneshot songfic of Miley’s feelings and reactions after Jake’s leaving for Romania. The song is “Slipped Away” by Avril Lavigne from her album ‘Under my Skin’.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Complete
A Punk Princess reviews
Sophie is a 13 year old girl staying at the Tipton with the twins. She loves playing tricks on people and she hates London Tipton. Could life get any better for Zack and Cody? Will Cody find love before Zack steals it? R&R please!
Suite Life series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,126 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 12/7/2006
Smitten Couple reviews
Miley and Jake are dating. They notice Jackson and Lilly are smitten with each other. Miley insists Oliver help her get the Smitten Couple together. While doing this, Miley gets some feelings for Oliver. Is this a simple crush or something more?
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2006
HRGH2
Episode two! Sorry the first summary of the first chapter sucked I didn't know how to do it quite right. I hope you enjoy! Send me in your reviews who you think should be in the next episode!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P.
HRGH1 reviews
A fun story where the Hogwarts crew get into some sticky situations on their new tv show. A mix of wit and humour make this show a must see. Just wait for the next episode!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
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