Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.
Hi guys. The Evilest Girl Scout here. (I hope I spelled "evilest" correctly...) You probably won't find this page interesting, but hopefully you'll find my stories interesting, maybe even funny...that's what I was going for, at least. Please review, because I will love you for all eternity. And then some. Even if it's a flame (which I prefer to think of as constructive critisism) I want to hear from you. So please review. Yay. Hope you enjoy the stories...
"Mistrust all enterprises that require new clothes." - E.M. Forster
"If the good Lord had intended for us to walk he would not have invented roller skates." - Willy Wonka
"I know more than half of you half as well as I should like and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." - Bilbo Baggins
"But why is the rum gone?!" - Jack Sparrow
"Life is too short to drink cheap booze." - Queer eye for the straight guy
"Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb." - Batman
"I was going to get married once, in a video game, but it would have seriously decreased the power of my crystals." - Comic book
"All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to." - J.D. Salinger, Cather in the Rye
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot.If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
"I only recently discovered that women are supposed to be the inferior sex." - Katharine Hepburn
I would love for you to REVIEW! and tell me how much you loved slash hated slash kind of liked slash were indifferent to my stories. (Don't forget to say WHY!)
"If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased." - Katharine Hepburn
"If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun." - Katharine Hepburn
"Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over it became a butterfly." - Anonymous
"Your sausage is in the way of my parking break." - Dougie