The Evilest Girl Scout
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Hi guys. The Evilest Girl Scout here. (I hope I spelled "evilest" correctly...) You probably won't find this page interesting, but hopefully you'll find my stories interesting, maybe even funny...that's what I was going for, at least. Please review, because I will love you for all eternity. And then some. Even if it's a flame (which I prefer to think of as constructive critisism) I want to hear from you. So please review. Yay. Hope you enjoy the stories...

"Mistrust all enterprises that require new clothes." - E.M. Forster

"If the good Lord had intended for us to walk he would not have invented roller skates." - Willy Wonka

"I know more than half of you half as well as I should like and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." - Bilbo Baggins

"But why is the rum gone?!" - Jack Sparrow

"Life is too short to drink cheap booze." - Queer eye for the straight guy

"Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb." - Batman

"I was going to get married once, in a video game, but it would have seriously decreased the power of my crystals." - Comic book

"All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to." - J.D. Salinger, Cather in the Rye

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot.If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

"I only recently discovered that women are supposed to be the inferior sex." - Katharine Hepburn

I would love for you to REVIEW! and tell me how much you loved slash hated slash kind of liked slash were indifferent to my stories. (Don't forget to say WHY!)

"If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased." - Katharine Hepburn

"If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun." - Katharine Hepburn

"Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over it became a butterfly." - Anonymous

"Your sausage is in the way of my parking break." - Dougie

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Petal in the Rain by pratty-prongs-princesse reviews
Entrapped in a snobbish boarding school, Lily Evans mischievously escapes for one night, fatefully encountering London's most eligible bachelor, Lord James Potter. Set in 1940 during the Battle of Britain. A story of love, war, magic and deception.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 213,059 - Reviews: 3155 - Favs: 1,613 - Follows: 1,782 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
March of the Witch Hunters by pratty-prongs-princesse reviews
Lily Evans' disappearance was all over the Daily Prophet three years ago; afterall, she was the fiancee of James Potter. How will James and the wizarding community react when they find out that she's not only alive...but a death eater?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,411 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 1/1/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Penmanship Smitten by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
There were four things that I was incredibly certain of— 1. Prongs was a troublemaker. 2. He very well could be lying and really was a female. 3. I had no clue who he was. 4. I one hundred percent fancied the pants off the bloke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,919 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 6/17/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Chocolate Covered Love by johnnydicaprio reviews
Me and Potter? Please. Don't make laugh. Of course I haven't just kissed James Potter. Of course I'm not running away from him as fast as my legs will carry me. Don't be ridiculous. Who told you this atrocious lie? I promise I'll only kill them a little.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,452 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Nobody Screws Up a Second Shot by non-damsel reviews
Persuasion. Cameron already has more than she can handle: no job out of college, a family that hates her, apart from one needy younger sister. And now, an exfiancé with a bestselling novel and a grudge. Maybe its karma. Or maybe its a 2nd chance
Persuasion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 57,549 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Complete
Founding Hogwarts by Rufus T. Firefly reviews
AU. The Founders of Hogwarts were brave, witty, loyal and cunning. They were also drunk, besotted, sarcastic, proud, lustful, jealous, conceited, baffled, cursed – and on speaking terms with an inebriated Glaswegian hat. Read the bits history missed out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 112,102 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Rowena R., Salazar S. - Complete
Mistletoe Magic by xxxMs.Mexxx reviews
AU three Part Series. It's 1820 and era known for its literature and fashions. It was the season to be festive with a party, great friends and good cheer it would be a wonderful holiday. And who knows, maybe a couple will find love along the way! JL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,864 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Diary of a Siriusly Skewed Individual by First of the Geeks reviews
I'm just your average 16 year old student. Who may or may not cost my house victories and conduct conversations about my nether bits in public. And I am NOT obsessed with a certain Mr. Black. Honest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,230 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 7/25/2005 - OC, Sirius B.
Comfort Food by GhostOfBambi reviews
Because really, denial is pretty hungry work.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Expecto Nothing, Except Everything by letschangetheworld reviews
A tale in which Lily discovers her Patronus and love, but has one hell of a time announcing and proving both. You would too if your boyfriend was everything and anything but attentive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,231 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Nostalgic For Disaster by Discombobulated-Chum-Bucket reviews
For James Potter, head journalist of the Daily Prophet and four-time winner of the Witch Weekly’s Most Charming Smile competition, life couldn’t be any more perfect. But what happens when his arch nemesis, Lily Evans, comes back into his life? R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,199 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
and it burns like me for you by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
L/J. She's almost to the library when a hand grabs her wrist and yanks her into what appears to be an empty classroom. It is. They've been here before. She's intimately acquainted with the desk nearest the door. But it's a good thing she's not honest.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Danger: Extremely Flammable by tradingforeverx reviews
Am I the only one not on–ah, fire! My foot!" James yelled, picking up his foot and spinning in a circle. "I stepped in the fire! Bugger, I stepped in the fire!" LJ, AU, post-Hogwarts. Pure chaos.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,425 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Philologus by P.P.V.V reviews
COMPLETE! AU Welcome to H.W Academy, where manners exist and the nobility reside. It’s the only world James Potter knows, but when Lily Evans enters his life, that world is shattered. L/J He’s about to learn that there are some things money can’t buy. R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 184,698 - Reviews: 1948 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
New Perspectives by Crystal Kisses reviews
AU: Paris. The most romantic city in the world. To Lily, it was irrelevant until one fateful day on the Eiffel Tower. She meets a man, a man that reminds of her of what she's forgotten about life. Now, if she could only tell him who she really is...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,721 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Lily Luna P., James P.
Wind And Waves by HeroOfTheCastleOfMarble reviews
James is the pirate Captain of The Marauder. Lily is the daughter of a Duke. The two strike up a contract and the next thing Lily knows, she's on a Pirate ship, with one of the deadliest pirates after her. AU LilyJames Please read and review! Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 135,922 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Hate, or Something Like That by AneleTiger reviews
James Potter is a narcissistic, selfish, arrogant, bigheaded, vain, pompous, womanizer, ostentatious, conceited, pretentious, smug, selfcentered, handsome, and egotistical git. Wait...what was that about handsome?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,485 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 9/4/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Classes and Children of Hogwarts by Fluffy and Scary Satanic One reviews
A few months after the dragon incident, Rowena gives birth the Helena, positions are argued over, and we learn a thing or two about Salazar. This will not make as much sense if you haven't read DDNT, as there are references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Rowena R., Godric G. - Complete
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus by Fluffy and Scary Satanic One reviews
Ever wonder how the founders came up with Hogwarts' motto? Well, some Gryffindor bravery and a little crush on Rowena Ravenclaw goes a long way... Adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Godric G., Rowena R. - Complete
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2292 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
A Bumpy Road to the Altar by angelstarshine reviews
They were engaged,perfect.Then wedding plans get ruined,and that,coupled with personality clashes as they discover their differences make for a bumpy road to the altar.Will they ever get married in one piece, or will their ‘I do’s’ turn into 'I don'ts?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,044 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 5/24/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Absolute Shocker! by James-RoxMySox reviews
Lily Evans is your average teenage girl,with a chocolate chip cookies obsession, issues with coordinatation and not exactly fond of James Potter. Diary of our beloved, engimatic Red head Rated for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 177,504 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Incident in the Library by greenconverses reviews
Lily Evans has been distracted lately…and it’s all because of James Potter and his stupid, unbuttoned shirt. Hardly any fluff, but plenty of shirtless James for everybody. Seventh year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 160 - Published: 6/23/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Nothing On Earth by greenconverses reviews
By society's standards, they could never be together - Lily was wealthy and already engaged. James was London street trash. When they meet on board the RMS Titanic, the connection is instant and soon, nothing can keep them apart...except maybe an iceberg.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 144,422 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/20/2006 - Published: 1/3/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
I am an Incredibly Attractive Man: Snape's Journal by Mmm Johnny. drooooool reviews
This is funny. Read it and you will laugh.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Severus S.
Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron by Gedia Kacela reviews
The true-life occurances of one Severus S. Snape, sure to bewitch your mind and ensnare your senses.... er, perhaps not. Filled with bitterness, discoveries, and plenty of spite towards the starry-eyed Astrology professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,960 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Severus S.
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Messrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs reviews
Before Harry there was another story. Was Remus ever afraid of his werewolf form? Did Sirius struggle with his feelings about his family? Why did Peter betray his friends? Was James’s life really as perfect as everyone thought it was?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,402 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 7/14/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The True Confessions of Ginny Weasley reviews
Ginny’s random ranting during the summer of HBP include Harry, 6 annoying brothers, Harry, Phlegm, Harry, sleepwalking, embarrassing moments, among others. And Harry. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,347 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Scream Hiding reviews
A series of unfortunate, random, and fastpaced events. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete