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Author has written 44 stories for Danny Phantom, Artemis Fowl, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Harry Potter.
Disclaimer - The horrid and, quite frankly, useless, sentence that is demanded as a means of showing that writers own nothing of what they base their story on.
flame/flamer - a review, often anonymous to avoid recrimination, that criticizes the story (for example: "this story sucks!!! why are you even a writer!!! this is horrible!!!!"). Such reviews are often inarticulate and seems to be written by bitter two-year-olds with a chip on their shoulders. A response of joviality is often taken to subtly make fun of the review/-er (for example: flames will be used to make smores!) and is then promptly ignored if the review provides no useful criticism for bettering the story that is being reviewed on. If extremely ticked off, the accused author disables anonymous reviews and blocks any offending signed reviewers.
fic - abbreviation for fiction, which is used to describe a fan-written story that is usually posted on an internet site along with other such fics.
oneshot - a one-chapter story.
drabble - a oneshot that is traditionally 100 or 500 words max. Drabbles are often a multi-chapter dump-bank for the annoying twats.
twoshot - a oneshot that has been extended to two chapters; also used loosely to describe a oneshot that has been updated with more chapters as a result of nagging by reviewers
beta/beta-er - someone who goes over a story or chapter for grammatical, spelling, and style/plot problems. Not a paid position, and is entirely voluntary.
canon - complies closely with the original storyline that the fandom is based off of. What is not canon, is AU.
fanon - canon for fanfiction. Usually implies that it could have theoretically been canon if "it was only in the show/book/movie". Commonly known as cliches and shippings.
Mary Sue - self-insert character. Typically used by writers with doorknobs for creativity or those that worship the character that they make fall in love with their OC. Also typically perfect in every way, with good looks, a kickass attitude and some sort of adorable charm that usually makes both the opposite and same gender fall and coo over them. The male version is sometimes called Tom Su, Gary Stu, or some variation of such.
muse - either an actual person or a figment of the author's imagination. Provides all inspiration and can therefore claim credit for most of the author's work. Muses are often personified by the author's extended personality or by one of the author's favorite characters/main characters in the story.
plot bunny - a relative of the dust bunny, and also the basis for a fanfiction. They are typically very annoying, floating around the author's head until author and any accompanying muses work to get rid of it. When attacking en masse, they are often mass-converted into drabbles. Immune to being whacked with a broomstick - this causes them to multiply and is not advised.
co-writer - two or more people that take turns in writing the same story. They also act as muses for each other.
AU - alternate universe (a rare term is AT - alternate timeline)
Old Shame - a really, really horribly written story (most of the time in the author's point of view). These are usually stories that were an author's first and written by an author attacked by a Hit and Run Plot Bunny (they hit the author with a brilliant idea - or so it seems at the time, at least - and run away without giving follow-up creativity to keep the story at the same level of creativity and quality). Some authors prefer to delete them once they can no longer stand to look at them, if they are not/have not garner(ed) enough attention from the general populace.
OOC - out of character
OC - original character
hiatus - undeterminable amount of time used for when an author's creativity for a story has run dry. May turn into a discontinued fic, but has an equal chance of said story being revived, often months or years later.
lemon/smut - a story with sex in it (usually implies that is what the story revolves around).
TUA - The Ultimate Enemy - Danny Phantom
ship/shipping - a romantic pairing of people that is preferred.
Shipper - A person that supports a certain pairing. Plural indicates a group of such.
DS/ds/dxs - Danny/Sam ship (can be either Phantom or Fenton. Or both.) Canon pairing. - Danny Phantom
AH/ah/axh - Artemis/Holly ship (also the most hinted upon in the series.) Canon pairing. - Artemis Fowl
AH/ah/axh/HA/ha/hxa/halice - Alice/Hatter ship (A hinted-upon pairing in the 2010 movie.) Canon pairing. - Alice in Wonderland, 2010
Pg. 183/-4 - The long-awaited moment for AH shippers in The Time Paradox. - Artemis Fowl
Page 113 - A rough draft script was found in which the Alice/Hatter pairing was the most strongly supported (that was the page). - Alice in Wonderland, 2010
AF - Typically used to describe the first Artemis Fowl book, self-titled by the main character, Artemis Fowl (II). Artemis Fowl
TAI/AI - The Artic Incident, the second book in the AF series. Artemis Fowl
TEC/EC - The Eternity Code, the third book in the AF series. Artemis Fowl
TOD - The Opal Deception, the fourth book in the AF series. Artemis Fowl
TLC - The Lost Colony, the fifth book in the AF series. Artemis Fowl
TTP - The Time Paradox, the sixth book in the AF series. Artemis Fowl
TAC - The Atlantis Complex, the seventh book in the AF series. Artemis Fowl
Duelist Kingdom - Season 1 arc. Yu-Gi-Oh!
Battle City - Season 2 arc. Yu-Gi-Oh!
Virtual Realm - Season 3 arc. Yu-Gi-Oh!
DOMA/DOOM - Season 4 arc. Yu-Gi-Oh!
KC Grand Prix - Season 5 arc number 1. Yu-Gi-Oh!
Dawn of the Duel - Season 5 arc number 2. Yu-Gi-Oh!
father/son fic - a story/oneshot in which two unlikely characters act like they are a father and son.
yaoi/slash - a romantic/sexual pairing of two characters of the same gender. Typically, it is a male pairing that is used. Yaoi is Japanese (boy/boy, literally), while slash is mainly American/English language.
yuri/femslash - girl/girl pairing (yuri is Japanese and femslash is American).
Automatic Disclaimer for all my stories: I own nothing but the story. Actually, those belong to the plot bunnies and what muses come and go.
For reviewers, thank you very much for reviewing. *glomp*
Tricked - Someone comes for Danny, and chaos follows. Written for Angst Day. Character death. Danny Phantom
Hero Car - Sam decides to buy a car. Danny Phantom
Danny and the Mall - Might as well go out with a bang, as they say. Danny Phantom
Forevermore - What happens after the big What If? Artemis Fowl
A Decisive Question - "Life is wonderful. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's a bitch." Everyone has their sins. What if the great Artemis Fowl made the choice that would grant him peace and security instead of others? Artemis Fowl
Grammatica - Why are some of the most used grammatical errors, well, errors? They alter the common sentence in ways that have been seen before, and yet they are disregarded as heresy. Kudos to those that get it. Artemis Fowl
Moonlight on a Healing King - It was all over now, finally. Yu-Gi-Oh
Snow - Who says Yami Bakura doesn't know what it is, anyway? Yu-Gi-Oh
Paradis- One day he contemplates the colour of Yugi's eyes. Everyone assumed they were a superficial beauty. Yu-Gi-Oh
ET - Is it possible, to love a person - when that person is, indeed, yourself? Can one do so, when death and nearly-forgotten tragedy are blocking one's path? Yu-Gi-Oh!
Hello- From a currently unfound picture on pixiv.net. What if Thief King Bakura was a girl? Dramatic entrance scene rewritten. Yu-Gi-Oh!
Habilis - Prompted from. Yu-Gi-Oh!
Bruise - Tendershipping is often argued as more complex and twisted than the sweetness often found. Cannot it be the masochistic sweetness of pain, much the way love is oft described? Yu-Gi-Oh!
A Thousand Years - Listen tofor best effect. Yu-Gi-Oh!
To Be the Reaper - The dead do not belong. Prompted from Moonlight on a Healing King. Yu-Gi-Oh!. Goes well with
Attrition Warfare - What if Yugi lost? Prompted from To Be the Reaper. Yu-Gi-Oh!. Goes well with Bon Jovi's (Lyrics for song ). Can go with
Public Adornments - "Is there even such a thing as a yugioh fandom? On tumblr or elsewhere?" "I’m sorry. No such fandom exists…" Cross-posted from. Yu-Gi-Oh!
Iuves - "This is why I have trust issues." Cross-posted from. Yu-Gi-Oh!
For Recompense and Ruination - What if the knights from Atlantis were more closely linked to the Millennium Items than we thought?. Yu-Gi-Oh!
Pink Lemonade - Specifically prompted "angry wall sex" that ended up getting smooshed into "seme!Yugi" and devolving into something vaguely sappy. Cross-posted from. Yu-Gi-Oh!
And On the Seventh Day the Dragon Rose Again - Set in the modern day, canon verse (as far as ignoring GX's plot because that's an iffy timeline). Cross-posted from. Yu-Gi-Oh!
Skinny Dipping - Post-series, unexplained Yami-has-a-body cliché. Sedate and cute. Cross-posted from. Yu-Gi-Oh!
Subridens Splendidus - Movie-verse. "The one change I was totally okay with the movie making." Cross-posted from. Harry Potter
Cor - Yami has too much respect for his friend to not give him the tools he needs to keep fighting. Cross-posted from. Yu-Gi-Oh!
Die Vögeln Singen - From an unknown man's POV, if Yugi and Yami had separate bodies (clichéd, yes). Slight odor of Season Zero. Cross-posted from. Yu-Gi-Oh!
Forty-two - Title based off Coldplay's "42." Cross-posted from. Yu-Gi-Oh!
Ten Steps Past the Block - A prompt that ended up slightly off-key, but satisfactory in its own right. Cross-posted from. Yu-Gi-Oh!
Your Eyes, They Shine So Bright - Written to Imagine Dragons' "Demons." An introspective look at the dynamics of Ryou and Yami Bakura's relationship, with sentiments drawn strongly from their duel with Yami Yugi/Yugi. Cross-posted from. Yu-Gi-Oh!
In Sombre Days - Having so hectic a mess to sort through - and Yugi thoroughly unwilling to treat the Pharaoh as a prisoner now that they knew at least some of his history - they catch up on their respective lives in a spare moment. Cross-posted from. Yu-Gi-Oh!
Aedile - Written mostly for the excuse of Yami Bakura having some damned nice abs (and the routine beat-up of characters). Ended up being written as a pick-me-up for a friend. Cross-posted from. Yu-Gi-Oh!
Right Eye of Ra - A speculation that Bakura did more than exist and wait for killing the Pharaoh... and stealing just because. The, and cross-posted from . Yu-Gi-Oh!
Verbena - Takes place when Yami/Atem is found after being kicked off a cliff, and fiddling with canon for plot purposes. Yugi's POV, title taken from the Victorian flower language. Cross-posted from. Yu-Gi-Oh!
The Changing of the Gods - For a story intended to mirror reality, the history surrounding the characters is often ignored. Yugi's POV, and a thread of angst if you can find it. Cross-posted from. Yu-Gi-Oh!
Traghel - Takes place after Duelist Kingdom, but before the start of Battle City (which includes the incident with Duke Devlin). Title is a "precursor" word to "trawl," from Middle Dutch, and means dragnet. Cross-posted from. Yu-Gi-Oh!
Charm Quark - Based on the idea of Grandpa getting startled on how similar Yugi looks to Atem.is a particle in quantum physics, and one of the heaviest quarks. Quote in summary is a traditional Japanese saying, found . Cross-posted from . Yu-Gi-Oh!
One One-Thousandth - Takes place in Battle City, after Yami Bakura's duel with Yami Yugi. Plays with the idea of tenuous connections and YB being a mess of an identity. Cross-posted from. Yu-Gi-Oh!
The Second Epilogue Chronicles - Yu-Gi-Oh!
Moving Day - (Section One, Part One) Ryou's putting his foot down. French translation here.
Scent - (Section One, Part Two) FYFF stated that “The scent you find at people’s neck is layered / The smell of skin is always at the bottom of the pile.” I wanted to challenge that.
Homecoming - (Section One, Part Three) For the time being, the bronzeshipping hikaru is Malik and the yami is Marik. Otherwise I’ll be tempted to name the latter Melvin and cackle insanely. :/
Not So Bad - (Section Two, Part One) As the last section went backward in time, this one goes forward. Bronzeshipping.
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WHAT A KISS MEANS
Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
What the gesture means...
If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
"Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver..."
"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together..." (Carl Zwanzig)
Have you ever noticed... Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin
I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?" - Jay Leno
Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.
Never say "Oops" in the operating room. - Dr. Leo Troy
Never pick a fight with anyone who buys ink by the barrel. -American adage about antagonizing newspaper editors.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence, but government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words. -From an article on the growth of federal regulations in the Oct. 24th issue of (National Review)
"A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too.'" - (Jake Johansen)
Tell a man there are 300 Billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure. (Jarger)
Never go to bed mad. Stay awake all night and plot horrible REVENGE!! - Vince Lewonski
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? -on deviantart.com
I can't go to hell, Satan still has a restraining order on me! -on deviantart.com
A wise person once told me that you shouldn't do all the easy things first. Because you know, if you do that, it will only make the hard things more difficult in the end. -on deviantart.com
They say that men are superior to women. But to me, women are superior to men. Yang Guo Leading Guy of Return of the Condor Hero (2006)
I am a creature of the night doomed to a family of morning people. - Sam Manson (Danny Phantom)
"The greatest illusion of this world is the illusion of separation. Things you think are seperate and different are actually one and the same." - Guru Pahtik
"We have doomed the Wolf not for what it is, but for what we have deliberately and mistakenly perceived it to be.. the mythologized epitome of a savage, ruthless killer.. which is in reality no more than a reflexed image of ourself."
One holds power, the other, might; Which is stronger, darkness or Light?
Life begins on the edge of the comfort zone
"It looks like it was made out of the ribcage of a stegosaurus."
Fat ... fat is a wierd thing. Sometimes we hate it, sometimes we love it. But fat is a wierd thing.
kill the king when love is the law
The average man, who does not know what to do with his life, wants another one which will last forever.
We're hauling ass outta here. To where, I don't know...
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else." -Margaret Mead
“Whoever says nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.”
“I put cheese in the oven once, and it spontaneously combusted... does that mean your head is made of cheese?”
“I never tell anyone exactly how smart I am, it would scare them away.”
Anything worth doing once is worth doing well enough that you never have to do it again. -
Stairs going to heaven,
"It's all fun and games until somebody gets hurt. Then it's f*cking hilarious" Spencer Walker
A MeMory LasTs FoReveR, NeVeR DoEs It DiE..TrUe FrIenDs StAy TogetHer AnD NevEr SaY GoOdbYe..
"Where do babies come from?" "Lottery tickets. Now lemmie sleep."
If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there.
"Bad art is more tragically beautiful than good art 'cause it documents human failure." - Tristan Reveur
You can look for the good things in life or the sucky; be certain that whatever you're looking for will show itself.
"Time does not precede man; it is man's actions that will provide the answers for the future, and what will come next!"
"A stupid mother fucker once said...you ain't ballsack...YOU AIN'T SHIT!! Well guess what...you...ain't...balsac...HE IS!!"
You could spend your entire life in search of the perfect breaded chicken sandwich... and it would not be a wasted life.
“There is a smile of love,/ And there is a smile of deceit,/And there is a smile of smiles/In which these two smiles meet.” -William Blake
Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow.
All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day!!
"We're not retreating, we're advancing in a different direction!"
Random Vin Diesel fact: In order to gain lordship over Hell, Lucifer was forced to sell his soul to Vin Diesel.
Im a sheep!! Catch me!!
I'm not just sitting around reading...I'm the feng shui centerpiece of this room!!
"FEAR MY WIMSY!" - Jorgan VonStrangle in a FoP episode... It was funnier 'cause he was on a pogo-stick
"Dance you big dumb puppet, dance." - Million Dollar Ghost (Danny Phantom)
"We lost the Rabbi." - Law & Order
"I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!" - Xmen The Last Stand
"Who’s Paulina?" "That’s a pleasant side effect." - Danny and Sam - Danny Phantom
"How did you get those!" "Where was she keeping them?" - The Road to El Dorado
"Oh please! You're family's in danger every time you pick up a butter knife!" - Vlad Masters (Danny Phantom)
"The nature of family dynamics can be more complicated than quantum physics." - Law & Order
"Look, an undead monkey!" - Jack in PotC2
"Awesome outfit man!" "Oh great, I blend." - Some random guy and Danny in Masters of All Time
"I am chief! Want big fire!" - Jack in PotC2
"Touch the box, and your pelt will adorn my fireplace." - Skulker
"Look at that guy! He's got that sissy stringy music thing." "We've been through this. It's a harp, and you know it." "Oh, right. That's a harp, and that's a dress." "Robe!" - Kronk's shoulder devil and angel
"Is the jar of dirt going to help?" - Jack in PotC2
"Seeing isn't believing. Believing is seeing." - The Santa Clause
"Behind every great man there's a woman rolling her eyes." - Bruce Almighty
"Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest one you need to watch out for because you can never predict when they're gonna do something incredibly... stupid." - Jack Sparrow - PotC
"Dueling doppelgängers! Have you lost your half of our mind!?" " Dude, I'm not the one wearing a bed sheet." - Danny Phantom!
"Oww! Geez! What was that for!?" "It doesn't matter! It's in the past! Hehehehehehe!" "Yea, but, it still hurts." "Ahh yes, the past can hurt. But the way I see it you can either run from it, or, learn from it! (wiff) There, you see! So what are you going to do?" "First, I'm gonna take your stick!" - Simba and the best ever Rafiki! - The Lion King
"Six inches to the right and she'd still be here." "Six inches to the right and Lincoln would've seen the end of the play." - Law and Order
"You call that a lane change!? F!" - Mr. Crocker - The Fairly Odd Parents
"Get some rest Pam, you look tired." - The Bourne Supremacy
"That kid is practicaly wearing a smite-me sign." - Zeus - Hercules, The Animated Series
"Hold it right there slick. I don't do cakes, kay. I don't bake um and I don't jump out of um." - Shego - Kim Possible
"They don't have meetings about rainbows." - The Sixth Sense
"It blasted the doorknob right out of his face!" - Mythbusters
"Did your butt just ding?" - Cody - The Suite Life Of Zach And Cody
"No, I mean the victim that left the scene alive. Not the two that left parts of their brains on the kitchen floor." - The Closer
"KING ME!!" "...We're playing chess, Daniel." - Danny and Vlad in some fanfic... I can't remember which though. (If you know please tell me!)
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger, Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks
"Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot."
"You laugh at me because I'm strange I laugh at you because you're stupid!"
"The smaller the monkey, the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity."
“Make new friends and keep the old. New are silver, old are gold.” From Sequel to Phantom Planet by TaixPenningtonxRocksx
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then, when you DO criticize them, you're a mile away, and you've got their shoes!
"Curiosity Made the Cat Smarter"
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring...Banana phone!!
There is a metaphorical structuring in the use of chicken in the Filipino everyday language – Lancer
Come to the dark side...we have cookies =3
"Shun the non-believer! Shuuun! Sssshhhhuu-ha-ha-huuuun-ah."
"An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind" Gandhi
The comment is coming from INSIDE the house
Never take advice from the financial advisor who lives in a trailer.
You only fear the chances you never take...
But if I get a life, whom will my keyboard talk to?
"This world needs less technology, and more things that simply work. How can you tell when you have technology? Well, usually, technology comes with a manual." Douglas Adams
Broke as a joke XD
While I may not respect your opinion, I, being half your size, will wisely keep that to myself.
It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
Loves are like empires: when the idea they are founded on crumbles, they, too, fade away...
Of all the things I lost, I miss my mind the most –
Let your mind create, what your imagination desires.
Shut up and die. All of you.
Without Tetris, there would be nothing.
House: if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this: this is Vicodin. It's mine! You can't have any! And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem... but who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell.
"There is a clear attempt to establish truth not by scientific methods but by perpetual repetition." - Richard S. Lindzen, Ph.D. Professor of Meteorology, MIT
Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
Don't just follow your dreams, chase them.
Shadows are not our evil sides, trapped. They are just our souls, shown by the light, not the dark.
AHH!! teh light it burns it BURNS!! -runs around screaming-
0.o okay...-steps away from evil self-
I will fight only for myself and love only myself.
What is a friend?
I'm tired of trying, I'm tired of crying, I know I've been smiling but inside I'm dying.
Visit someone who doesn't like being normal
"Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it!"
I don't care if you're a vampyre, you're still English - have some manners.
It is hard to say what is impossible. For the dreams of yesterday are the hopes of today and the reality of tomorrow. - William Goddard
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
They'll say just let her crash and burn she'll learn, the attention just encourages her... Dresden dolls
Al: "So what’s your strategy?"
»- -»Life has to end, love doesn't«- -«
"BREAKING NEWS! A young adult have died of sudden cease of brain functions! Details at eleven!"
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
When life gives you lemons, throw it back and demand vodka.
“If one picture is worth a thousand words, can a thousand words explicate one picture?'' --Michael Stephan
"In the darkest hour the soul is replenished and given strength to continue and endure.'' --Heart Warrior Cho
"Who's smexy now, bitch!?"
Mariya: all the cars crashed as they looked at my beauty!
Nod and the world thinks you understand!
Tucker: Sweet mother of mutton! ‘hugs a box of meat’ I’d dreamed of it, but I’d never thought I’d live to see it!
Customer: Hello. I wish to register a complaint about this parrot I bought not half an hour ago.
"Can a heart still break once it's stopped beating?"
If a fangirl glomps her fictional love interest and no one is around to hear him scream, does he make a sound?
Pipe bombs, aisle five!
Last one left lower the flag!
-throws hands up- Screw it, I'm an archive!
Danny Phantom, Artemis Fowl, Avatar: The Last Airbender (A:tLA), Alice in Wonderland (2010), Yu-Gi-Oh!, Bartimaeus Trilogy, Misc. Anime/Manga, Rurouni Kenshin, Harry Potter, Crossover Teen Titans and CSI
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