Selenehekatehide bio
Author has written 14 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter. HeadCanon Next Gen Timeline: -An Unlikely Encounter: Lorcan gets his first kiss. -Partners in Crime: Begins in James' first year. His friendship with Lorcan through the ages. -An Unexplainable Injustice: James REALLY wants the Marauder's Map. I guess he's just doomed for disappointment... -Muggle Studies: Rose will do anything to get Scorpius to take Muggle Studies with her... -A Challenge of Epic Proportions: Lucy's secret desire may just destroy her relationship with her family. -Bubbles: Lysander tells Lucy how he feels. -I Don't Want to Go: Lucy's worried about how her relationship with Lysander will withstand the school year. -Piano Lessons: Lucy and Lysander at Christmas in her seventh year. -Graduated: Lorcan tells a secret that Dominique would rather no one know. -Less Than Perfection: Lucy is ready to take the next step with Lysander. But what does Molly have to say? -A Wedding to Remember: Lily and Scorpius are just friends! ...Right? -Show Me the Stars -The Pieces of a Proposal: Scorpius is ready to get married. But how will he ask Lily? -Home Again: Hugo just can't wait to return home to his husband. |
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Conviction by OurLittleSecretOkay reviews
If you like happy stories, you've come to the wrong place
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 84,003 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/14/2018 - Published: 10/5/2017 - Violet B., Klaus B., Sunny B., Count O. - Complete
Playing the Players by angelically-devilish reviews
MARRIAGE LAW FIC! What happens when two people who thought they were destined for lives of free-wheeling and independence end up thrown together by meddling friends and a malicious Ministry? Why, nothing short of magic and mayhem! Rated M for mature!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 176,820 - Reviews: 1857 - Favs: 1,775 - Follows: 2,440 - Updated: 3/24/2018 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
I'll Be Better When I'm Older by ljlewis2 reviews
Draco is transported to the future and receives the shock of his life. Could he really find everything he needs in Hermione? PLEASE R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,498 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 12/23/2016 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Talk Dirty To Me by onecelestialbeing reviews
Hermione is convinced by a friend to join a website geared towards witches and wizards with an inclination for unconventional socialising. Titillated like never before by mere conversation, she eventually meets this man who has captured her attention, only to have her life changed forever. Written for the lovely TeddyRadiator for the Winter 2013 SSHG Promptfest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,697 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 1,697 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
If I Should Love Again by MaddCricket reviews
Finding Hermione is being abused, Severus is the only ally Harry can find to help that hasn't gone crazy. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 59,988 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 3/19/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Vixen by SLovingLecter reviews
After her parent's deaths Hermione is bound and trapped in her Animagus form, first for her own safety, then to ensure the safety of others during the war. Who is she bound to? Severus Snape, of course..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 101,386 - Reviews: 2507 - Favs: 2,827 - Follows: 1,096 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The OHC by The Obsidian Angel reviews
A darker more corrupt Ouran High. The same characters. Plus drugs, sex, alcohol, scandal, and pairings galore. Who can stay clean amongst the chaos? NEW CHAPTER: Tamaki and Kyouya meet up to talk out their issues, but actions speak louder than words. Especially where Mommy and Daddy are concerned.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 220,308 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S., Kyōya O.
New Vegas by IceonFire7 reviews
This is my take on Charlie, Monroe, and Connor in New Vegas. Running side by side with the series, with my own little thoughts thrown in. And yes, I'm still living in my Charlie/Monroe bubble.
Revolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,184 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Charlie M., Bass M., Connor B. - Complete
Passing Notes in Snape's Class by Bari Sax Player reviews
Back by popular demand, the title says it all, Hermione gets caught passing a note in Professor Snape's class.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,184 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Broken Seams by hollister9 reviews
Hermione thinks she might want to have sex with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,349 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 68 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
I Don't Love You by shipatfirstsight reviews
Their's is a strange journey, it's always been, but somehow they both knew that they'd end up here. Charloe one-shot.
Revolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,726 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/19/2014 - [Bass M., Charlie M.] - Complete
Proxy by Sandrine Shaw reviews
She sleeps with Connor because he's not Monroe. (Episode tag for 2x13 Happy Endings. A Charlie/Monroe fix-it of sorts... except not.)
Revolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Charlie M., Bass M., Connor B. - Complete
Some Friendly Advice by PleasantlyInsanePerson reviews
"Don't screw my son again." - Monroe struggles to come to terms with what he interrupted.
Revolution - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Charlie M., Bass M. - Complete
It's Good To Be King by IceonFire7 reviews
This is little extra scene from near the beginning of The Three Amigos. You know, right before Miles, Monroe, and Rachel left for Mexico.
Revolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Bass M., Charlie M. - Complete
Canis Major by amidtheflowers reviews
Curses. Dark curses, rather, weren't very fun at all, and certainly not when Hermione keeps waking up in a different decade because of one. At least the company wasn't half bad. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,450 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 162 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
You're Not Alone by pumpkin314159 reviews
Hermione and Severus slowly begin to develop a friendship. A series of double drabbles, exactly 200 words each.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 156 - Words: 40,501 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Beautiful by percychased reviews
He knew there was probably a special place in hell reserved for him. But that was okay. - Lee/Roxanne, for selenehekate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Lee J., Roxanne W. - Complete
Pictures of Passion by Bari Sax Player reviews
One shot challenge fic. Snape and Hermione are forced together on a photo shoot for a Romance novel. Real sparks ignite.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,426 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 74 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Appetizers by Aurette reviews
George Weasley is up to his old tricks, what does this mean for our Potions Master and the Know-it-all? -Summary courtesy of Furface294
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,324 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 200 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Witch Lit by IronDoormat reviews
The funny thing is, I didn't even have a hard decision to make. In the contest between keeping my decade-old secret and losing Malfoy's friendship, there was only one choice. DM/HG, EWE, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,710 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 127 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Seduction of Snape by Bari Sax Player reviews
Hermione needs a place to stay. Harry's happy to help and let her stay at Grimmauld Place, problem is, Snape's already living there. Will this a problem? What's Hermione got on her mind?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,416 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Better Than Life by anoesis reviews
All she wanted was half an hour's escapism. Still, Hermione should have known that a Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes product would come with side effects.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,712 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 66 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Wrong or Right by Cheeky Slytherin Lass reviews
For all the talk of how very wrong it is, Roxanne has never known anything else that has felt so right. Lee/Roxanne drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Roxanne W., Lee J. - Complete
30 days by the-shiny-girl reviews
Snape and Hermione are captured. Observe their relationship in 30 days as they are locked together in a dungeon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 103,671 - Reviews: 1924 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Prove It by Wings of Gold reviews
Just a short one-shot set in Richelle Mead's short R&D story, Homecoming. If you haven't read that yet I wouldn't read this is you don't want a little bit of a spoiler. Please R&R and tell me whether it's any good :
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Whips and Wrackspurts by Abigail Belle reviews
Draco appreciates Luna's willingness to try new and different things, but Luna is just a touch too easily distracted for his liking. Written for 20-est-relships and the "50 Shades of WTF?" Challenge on Writerverse on LiveJournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Draco M., Luna L.
Playing Detective by thefirstservant reviews
Ever wondered what the Trio's classmates thought abut their adventures? They called themselves the Dormroom Detectives. Multi-chap. Won the Silver Medal for the 2012 Hogwarts Games Cycling- Track Round.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/18/2012
The First Time by dragonflybeach reviews
A comprehensive look at why it's never a good idea to go to an Order meeting before a date. Written for the One Night Stand competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Catch and Release by ProfessorSquirrell reviews
She's always falling and he's always there to catch her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2012 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Dear Dora by DarkLord667 reviews
Teddy reminisces about a certain part-Veela while writing in his diary. Pre-Teddy/Victoire. Written for The Flashback Competition and The "Dear Diary" Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,637 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
The Problem with Purity Outtake: The First Kiss by Phoenix.Writing reviews
Gift fic for SapphireQuill'sFic because she really wanted to see Harry and Draco's first kiss. An outtake from The Problem with Purity Ch 18: The Explanation .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Wildcat Purrs by Laurielove reviews
Hermione is caught trespassing in the Potions classroom late one night by two wizards who decide to teach her a lesson. An 'Against the Wall' fic. M readers only. Not for the faint-hearted. One-shot. SS/HG/LM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,819 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 1,796 - Follows: 387 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Of Shoes, Shirts and Firewhiskey by onecelestialbeing reviews
Sirius and Hermione share a home, their friendship evolves into something more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,491 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 97 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Post Tenebras Lux: Acceptance by Loten reviews
Prize for the 2000th reviewer of Post Tenebras Lux. What do the Grangers think of their daughter's choice of partner? One-shot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,768 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 67 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
skipping stones by overstreets reviews
for once, he was teaching her something. — ron/hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Cliché by Mr Bellatrix Lestrange reviews
"For the longest time we were the couple that no one wanted to be around. We were the cliche- the kind of love that people only ever read in books- Romeo and Romeo, and he was whispering the sweetest words in my ear." Scorpius/Albus, Scorpius/Rose.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Trick Candy by TheBookBully reviews
It's a Halloween Party at Weasley Wizard Wheezes! Now, it wouldn't be Halloween without candy, and it wouldn't be Fred and George without tricks. Lucky for us, they have their trickster's eye set on everyone's favorite werewolf and bookworm. ONE SHOT. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 72 - Published: 10/16/2011 - [Hermione G., Remus L.] George W., Fred W. - Complete
Bachelorette by Savva reviews
She, Hermione Granger, was overwhelmingly ashamed of herself. Never before had she done something so reckless. As a responsible girl, Hermione wasn't about to let the wizard take ownership for something that was her own doing. Hermione/Kingsley AU EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,314 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 93 - Published: 9/15/2011 - [Hermione G., Kingsley S.] - Complete
Jitters by Aurette reviews
Can two emotionally underdeveloped people make a complete hash of everything? Easily. AU, EWE, M for reason. HEA Guaranteed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,698 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 106 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Old Friend, Why So Shy? by george's firework reviews
"It's not what I've done. It's what I'm going to do. I'm going to be sent to Azkaban for murdering my own best friend." - How exactly would George and Angelina react if they found out their darling Roxy was marrying one Lee Jordan? One-shot, for now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Roxanne W., Lee J. - Complete
The Moonlight Glares by Liza Lew reviews
One fateful morning, Hermione Granger finds out she is adopted. The result is a whirlwind of events, an introduction into a sparkling pureblood society, and the discovery of a family and a friendship she never though she'd have. Post OoTP. HG/DM. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 60,065 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
An Interlude in an Alley by Ms-Figg reviews
Hermione follows Snape from the Hogshead Inn. He is NOT pleased.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Going Home by Copper's Mama reviews
A SS/HG fic. AU. Hermione goes back to Hogwarts to teach Muggle Studies. Snape is shocked to see the annoying brat with a child of her own, but no husband? Snape tries to figure out who the father is, romance ensues. Please read and review! Sequel's up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 84,235 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 1,849 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Tabby's and Snake's by GreenEyedBabe reviews
Hermione is at Ginny's hen party when she sees two unexpected patrons at the strip club they end up at. Ginny decides for them to have a little fun, changing their appearances so they can pretend to be dancers for the two men they spot there too. Two-shot rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,711 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Gryffindor Writer by shadowwritr reviews
Post War - AU, BDMS, NOT PWP, Has a plot. Warnings inside. At the end of 7th year Hermione Granger writes a fantasy story which ended up stolen, read by the Slytherins and confiscated by Professor Snape. What will he do after he has read it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 86,259 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Chance in Time by GreenEyedBabe reviews
Accidents happen, but when this accident happens Hermione finds herself in a whole different decade at Hogwarts with people that are long dead in her time. Trying her best to find her way back before there are too many changes. SS/HG time travel story. Rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 201,715 - Reviews: 2483 - Favs: 4,685 - Follows: 1,440 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
It was all wrong, but so right by opaque-girl reviews
"I just want to kiss you," she murmured, placing her lips on his. He tried to stop himself, tried to push her away, but she wouldn't give up - or maybe he never really tried hard enough - First ever Roxanne-Lee
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Roxanne W., Lee J. - Complete
Tea and Sympathy by Regann reviews
"Heart over Mind" universe story, post-"Flower and Vine." Severus makes a new acquaintance, while we make an old one. HGSS. Written for the winner of a charity fic auction on livejournal. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Some Bind of Wonderful by cathedral carver reviews
Can I get a witness? Written for the 2010 HP SSC Fest.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
When I Cursed the Teacher by cathedral carver reviews
The gods' most savage curses come upon us as answers to our own prayers, you know. Written for the 2010 SS/HG Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,744 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Most of the Time by angelically-devilish reviews
WINNER OF THE TWIN EXCHANGE AUGUST 2010 CHALLENGE - "What do you mean, MOST of the time?" he demanded. She smiled ingenuously. "I have no idea what you're talking about, Sirius, darling" she said sweetly. Sequel to 'A Late Night Rendezvous'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,884 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 134 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
All We Need To Survive by Jac Danvers reviews
What if there were other survivors of Flight 815? How about new faces with the Kahana and the Others? How will they change their fates, when the past in unchangeable? SUBMISSIONS OPEN, see chapter 10!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 129,520 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009
Breaking Up Made Easy by The Golden Duo 22 reviews
Hermione/Remus - When Hermione's less-than-desirable boyfriend beats her to the break-up, she finds out the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else... Belated birthday gift for KaraSays
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,997 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Meet The Parents by angelically-devilish reviews
Remus/Hermione/Sirius - Hermione expected disaster. What she got was something else entirely.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,373 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 90 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Poker Night by angelically-devilish reviews
Sirius/Hermione/Charlie - It's poker night at the Weasleys & Hermione has some work that needs to get done. All work & no play makes Granger a dull girl...or does it? BIRTHDAY GIFT FOR GRANDE.VANILLA.SKIM.LATTE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,777 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 131 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
They'd Rather be Wrong by ZigZag.X reviews
It was too much for both of them. It was too much to let go. They needed this, they needed each other. If right was staying away, then they'd rather be wrong. - Aria/Ezra.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Aria M., Ezra F.
Lavender's Truth by Aurette reviews
Hermione's self-imposed distance from her friends comes to an end when Ron asks for help. When they realise The Golden Trio aren't enough to solve a mystery, Hermione hires a pro. Epilogue free, for your pleasure.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,014 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 60 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Please by Copper's Mama reviews
Snape/Hermione fic. What could make the most-feared professor in Hogwarts say "please"? Takes place during the trio's seventh year, but as though they're still at Hogwarts. Barely mentions Voldemort. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Married, With Sex by bgn reviews
Don't let the title turn you off, it's not a total shag-fest. A lighter look at Snape and Hermione in various situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,449 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Blame the Candy by Rippertish reviews
Ripper and Buffy have an unexpected interaction during 'Band Candy'. As old bonds unravel, will Giles be able to navigate through their cat-and-mouse game? CHAPTER 12 *FINAL* UP: Love making. WARNING: M-rated. pairing: B/Ripper & B/G ending.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,669 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - [Buffy S., R. Giles] - Complete
The List by Laurielove reviews
The final-year Gryffindor girls compile a list ... although Hermione seems oddly detached. One-shot. M readers only please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 120 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Cerberus by Chiimeriical reviews
She realized, in retrospect, that coming up with pet names for one's teacher was not the best way to spend an evening. Especially when those pet names had a tendency to slip out unintentionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Time Lost by Reirei666 reviews
Hermione has to travel back to the time of the Marauders to save Harry from ceasing to exist. A seductive young Snape has picked her to be his sacrifice to the Dark Lord. A world as she knows it may be lost. SS/HG, DM/OFC Angst, Lemons, All Warnings!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 85,576 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Art of Kissing by The Golden Duo 22 reviews
SiriusHermione - A much anticipated fair only causes more friction between two of the most combative members of Grimmauld Place. When Sirius & Hermione are forced to run a kissing booth together, will that friction turn into something more?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,693 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Seven Deadly Sins by Extended-Wings09 reviews
In order to prove that Hermione is not boring and not Miss Goody-two-Shoes, she takes on the dare to commit the seven deadly sins. One sin for one day. She thinks its easy, but of course, its not. Wait, what does Malfoy have anything to do with the dare?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,692 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
His Wicked Way by angelically-devilish reviews
Hermione couldn’t help but grin. It was a condition that seemed incurable – her inability to frown or even remain neutrally apathetic in his presence. He had always seemed to bring out the strongest of emotions from her. SiriusHermione Gift for remuslives
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
There's A Good Girl by cathedral carver reviews
See? Over there: The one weeping into her pumpkin juice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,525 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Kiss by Solas-Divided reviews
She had twelve hours to kiss the right man before the curse claims her. Banner by the talented Maris: : / i41 . tinypic . com/dzxg7b . jpg no spaces
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,447 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
10 Things I Barely Tolerate About You by cathedral carver reviews
Let’s begin with the least offensive, shall we?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Problem with Purity by Phoenix.Writing reviews
As Hermione, Harry, and Ron are about to begin their seventh and final year at Hogwarts, they learn some surprising and dangerous information regarding what it means to be Pure in the wizarding world. HG/SS with H/D. AU after OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 638,037 - Reviews: 5773 - Favs: 7,181 - Follows: 2,248 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Wanting and Waiting by GreenEyedBabe reviews
SS/HG This is rated MA. Severus fell in love with Hermione during her 7th year. Now Hermione isn't happy in her marriage and Severus might have his chance to show her how much he has wanted and loved her for years.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,505 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 1,422 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Better Than Coffee by angelically-devilish reviews
After a night of drinking, Hermione opens her eyes to a hangover, a laughing animagus, and a house devoid of coffee. What’s a girl to do to get over her caffeine craving? Gift for GrandeVanillaSkimLatte
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 80 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Indecent Exposure by angelically-devilish reviews
WINNER OF THE TWIN EXCHANGE AUGUST 2009 CHALLENGE! It reminded her of seventh year. Ron always had issues of Playwizard & Harry sometimes needed firewhiskey to sleep, so she was essentially where she was now-surrounded by halfnaked men, porn and alcohol
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,211 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 124 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Out of the Depths by Laurielove reviews
A tale of emotional and physical dependency. A nineteen-year-old Hermione is back at Hogwarts, dissatisfied with life, and her bewildering new feelings for her Potions Master confuse her even more. HG/SS. M content. Age-appropriate readers, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 137,011 - Reviews: 2080 - Favs: 3,299 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Old Dog, New Tricks by The Golden Duo 22 reviews
SiriusHermione - Returning to London after several years abroad, Hermione has done a lot of growing up. Sirius has noticed this too, but he is about to learn that just because he wants something doesn’t mean he can have it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,552 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Wolf and Little Red: A Hogwarts Love Story by angelically-devilish reviews
The golden trio return to Hogwarts seventh year with their favorite werewolf professor. But before love conquers all, Hermione and Lupin have to deal with each other, the affections of another Marauder, and the constant threat of darkness. HG/RL HG/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 109,873 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
The Wizard's Waltz by Scattered Logic reviews
At a Ministry fancy dress ball, Hermione makes a very public declaration. HG/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Closet Case by Solas-Divided reviews
Sirius learns Hermione's dirty secret
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,922 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 88 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Lesson Learned by Solas-Divided reviews
Ron needs to be taught a lesson and Snape is just the man for the job! No Slash SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
By the Sea by Hanagasume reviews
After years of being pressured into taking a break, Hermione Granger finally voluntarily goes on a research holiday. What she did not expect was to be sharing her chosen destination with Severus Snape. SSHG, Post DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,244 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Testing Out by GreenEyedBabe reviews
Hermione comes back to Hogwarts to take her N.E.W.T.S. but she has changed since the war. Who else has changed a bit with her? What happens when they find their both attracted and where could it lead? SS/Hermione rated MA. Not for kids under age.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 96,877 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Late Night Rendezvous by angelically-devilish reviews
2009 TWIN EXCHANGE FIC OF THE YEAR! Fed up with playing the villain in her recent break-up with Ron, Hermione escapes to the Grimmauld Place kitchen for some solitude. But what girl would turn down the company of a sexy, shirtless Marauder? SiriusHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,910 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 213 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
How to Make a Bad Idea Worse: Part III by angelically-devilish reviews
FULL TITLE: HOW TO MAKE A BAD IDEA WORSE: BEMUSEMENT, BIRTHDAYS, AND ORCHARDS. Part three in the series of sexy misadventures between Hermione and Sirius. As always, rated M for a reason! Please do not read if underage!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,265 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 66 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Secret Admirer by vanityfair reviews
When Hermione starts receiving mysterious gifts Snape is not pleased.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,197 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 124 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
How to Make a Bad Idea Worse: Part II by angelically-devilish reviews
FULL TITLE: HOW TO MAKE A BAD IDEA WORSE: CURSING, KITCHENS, AND A BIT OF PARCHMENT. Part two in the series of sexy misadventures between Hermione and Sirius. As before, smutty smutty stuff ahead, so do not read if you're not of age!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,686 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 63 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
How to Make a Bad Idea Worse: Part I by angelically-devilish reviews
FULL TITLE: HOW TO MAKE A BAD IDEA WORSE: MOTORCYCLES, WHISKEY, AND KARAOKE. Just part one in what I hope to be a series of sexy misadventures between Hermione and Sirius. Smutty, smutty fun ahead, do not read if you are not of Muggle age! R&R PLEASE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,375 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 94 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Muggle Games by pelespen reviews
Smutty/fluffy little one-shot. Sirius and Hermione play Scrabble. Written for Thanfic challenge at lj community hermionesirius. All characters and canon origins are the property of JK Rowling. I just like playing with them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,188 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Tension and The Spark by Molvanian Queen-In-Exile reviews
Severus thought that having to teach sexual education was bad enough, but, when the class number is found to be uneven, he finds himself in an even worse predicament: paired with Hermione Granger!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 97,066 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1987 - Favs: 2,320 - Follows: 1,709 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Truth or Dare: Hogwarts Style by BonnietheBennett reviews
One big truth or dare game between the houses becomes a lot of fun when HG begins to admit to her feelings for SS. Will she be able to tell him or will Sam interfere? Many pairings, MANY LEMONS, Lots of sex, HG/SS, DM is a JERK, BZ/PP Second fanfic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,238 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Dance by Ms-Figg reviews
Ronald Weasley commandeers Hermione at every dance she and her husband Severus attend, because Snape doesn't dance to every kind of music. Lucius convinces him this is entirely unacceptable. Fluff & Fun. One-shot. Songfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Just Look Up by MomoDesu reviews
If anyone had told Hermione that on Christmas Day she would be snogging her Potions professor in a dirty closet she would have laughed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,758 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Whatever You Like by ElfMaidenOfLight reviews
At the end of their little 'muggle' vacation, Harry, Ginny, Ron, and Hermione arrive at the train station, only Hermione has someone waiting there to pick her up. Post DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
No Thank You by Sarah1281 reviews
What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 2,693 - Follows: 731 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Vibrator, the Witch and the Painting by sylvanawood reviews
Are there sex toys in the wizarding world? A bushy-haired witch is determined to find out. And what do the paintings have to do with it? SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,140 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Evie by muhnemma reviews
Lily and James had another child, who they sent into hiding for her protection. Fourteen years later she returns. Set during OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 107,862 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 4/23/2007 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 6,265 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Checkmate by GeminiScorp reviews
Hermione is manipulated into revealing a secret and Severus uses it to his advantage
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Rather Disturbing Story by Snidgetlass reviews
Ginny visits Harry after a rather disturbing experience. HGSS.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Six Degrees of Separation by imjustamuggle reviews
How many chance encounters will it take before Ron finds out Hermione's secret? How much farther can he keep being pushed away?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,544 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Party Games by K. East reviews
Lily tries every party game known to man, and a few known to James Potter. LJ A
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,092 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Lily Luna P., James P.
Dear Diary, I Mean, Journal by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
“Yo momma is so fat she-” And there we were. Me and Granger. Exchanging “Yo Momma” jokes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,210 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Tradition by TheShyMonster reviews
Saffi has worked up the courage to tell her parents about her new boyfriend - a man 18 years her senior. How will Hermione and Severus react to Saffi's arguement that it is simply tradition?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Good as Gold by Camillo reviews
Hermione Granger's recently retired parents plunge headlong into village life and decide to drag her along for the ride. There are a number of unexpected consequences. SS/HG, DH compliant but epilogue ignored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,921 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Never Too Late by Scattered Logic reviews
Waiting for death, Hermione meets an old friend she never knew.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,492 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 55 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
White Houses by Zayz reviews
LJ Song Fic. 'And you, maybe you'll remember me, what I gave is yours to keep, in white houses.' M for mild sensuality, language, and teen drinking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,487 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/1/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Paris Days by mina1011 reviews
Complete This year, Hogwarts has a competiton for it's older students. 3 weeks, 2 students,and 1 prize...Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy both know, to survive the streets of Paris, & to win the 5,000 galleons...they will have to leave their past behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,814 - Reviews: 1917 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Histrionic Prat By Any Other Name… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
In his fifth year at Hogwarts, Tom Riddle concocts a new name for himself. A name which no one is ever allowed to use... Yes, because THAT sounds practical, Tom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Fenrir G. - Complete
One in a Million by dracomalfoylover28 reviews
Hermione has trouble with recent brakeups and finds comfort with the person she never suspected. Don't judge by awful summary! HGDM. COMPLETE! Never too late to read and REVIEW. Also: check out the SEQUEL!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,472 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The List by Ms-Figg reviews
An angry Hermione makes a list of Snape's attributes. Snape discovers it, and assigns her detention so she can explain it to him. Particularly the last entry. Draco has his own dark designs for Hermione. MF, Lemons, Oral,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 37,915 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Right Idea by CrazieDasie reviews
James tries to find out who Sirius is having sex with after all the girls of Hogwarts go celibate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,950 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Two Weeks Notice by vanityfair reviews
Hermione has lost her job after a scandalous article in the newspaper. But work as a clerk in a bookstore might turn out to be more than she bargained for.Written for the SSHG Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,445 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 88 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Dunderhead Tax by Scattered Logic reviews
All Severus Snape wanted was to fulfil his dream of owning a successful business and to be free of dunderheads. He should have known it was too much to hope.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,426 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
When You Lose Your Way by SevenGee reviews
“Granger, what's wrong?” I asked in worry. “What's in your hand?” And something struck me. “Have you been vomiting again?” She said nothing. She did nothing except hold up her shaking palm, her fingers wrapped tightly around a very blue pregnancy test.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,492 - Reviews: 1388 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
One Step Away by Lastew reviews
Giles has been suffering in silence over his love for his Slayer. One sleepy night he lets more slip than he should. What is Buffy going to do about it? Does she feel the same? “Where do we go from here?”
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,969 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/2/2007 - R. Giles, Buffy S. - Complete
14 Going on 25 by The Obsidian Angel reviews
When a 14 year old Serena wakes up at 25 with no clue how she got there,she falls in love all over again: Turning to her side, she was met with deep sapphire blue eyes."Good morning", the young man smiled. Her eyes widened. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Daughters of the Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,582 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 2/13/2005
Heart over Mind by Regann reviews
PART 27 ADDED, COMPLETE. Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble? AU to Books 5 and 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,622 - Reviews: 3818 - Favs: 6,422 - Follows: 1,583 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Complicated by Hedwig199 reviews
Hermione and Draco have been keeping a summer romance secret, and Hermione's sick of Draco acting one way and being another. Songfic Complicated By Avril Lavigne. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Fine Line by Hedwig199 reviews
It's Draco and Hermione's 7th year. They both realize there are somethings you just have to put in the past and move on. What happens when they both find the good in each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,570 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/31/2007 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Evil Does Not a Babysitter Make by NotFoundHere reviews
The real reason why Stanton was chosen by the Atrox instead of his brothers. Short and stupid, enjoy?
Daughters of the Moon - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Lambert M., Stanton - Complete
Third Time's the Charm by GinnyW 31 reviews
After being setup on two disastrous blind dates, Hermione reluctantly agrees to a third. SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,628 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Logic Problem by Dark Vorona reviews
Summary: In a detention with Professor Snape during her sixth year, Hermione learns an important lesson about the use of logic against Dark wizards. But will Snape learn something even more important from her? Book 6 compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Tough Love by AlwaysLove reviews
Rumor has it...that Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy are apparently involved. The fact that they are both Heads of Hogwarts and live in the same dorm, makes matters stickier than necessary. Could the rumors really be true? COMPLETE! DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,285 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Welcome To My Life by NovMists reviews
Song fic of Simple Plan's, Welcome to My Life. We get a different view of the spoiled rich boy, Draco Malfoy's life along with his peers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Draco M. - Complete
Sole Survivor by IronDoormat reviews
PreHBP. 39 days on a tropical island. Can Hermione outplay the Muggles, and a familiar face, to become Sole Survivor? HGDM, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 85,749 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Before the Dawn by snarkyroxy reviews
In her seventh year, a latenight discovery changes Hermione Granger's view on a great many things. Severus Snape is just one of them. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 49 - Words: 323,413 - Reviews: 2304 - Favs: 4,786 - Follows: 1,255 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Outsmarted by PolarBear1200 reviews
Severus and Hermione are outsmarted by Ron. Unlikely I know But check it out. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Princess Granger by tiduwen reviews
Hermione finds out she's a princess & has to learn how to act like a princess before time runs out so she asks Malfoy for help. everything goes well... so how does she get pregnant? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 55,990 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Girl talk by ChocoholicMonkeyfish reviews
Ron and Harry overhear something they wish they never had. A quick oneshot, I thought up after a horrific experience.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 2,153 - Follows: 406 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
A snape is for life, not just for Christmas by Shiv5468 reviews
Severus and Hermione have been set up by Albus just once too often. They decide to play him at his own game and fake an engagement, snaffle the presents and then stage an argument. Will it work out like that?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,325 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 8/8/2005 - Published: 11/26/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Triumph of Logic by Mother of Tears reviews
Hermione is having a hard time choosing a husband before the Marriage Law deadline. She gets help from a totally unexpected source.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 170 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
How Many Ways are There to Pick Up a Girl? by zanthia122 reviews
WIKTT "Worst Pick-Up Line Challenge" One-shot Valentine's fic. It was Valentine's Day, a group of dateless wizards used the last end of their wits to charm a pretty girl with their Very Creative pick-up lines. Guess who won the grand prize? SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,656 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2836 - Favs: 7,180 - Follows: 616 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
The Twenty by Leyna Rountree reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione and an unlikely Pansy form an elite group of witches, and possess one unusual commonality. Facing their most carnal desires, they will harness a power not seen in an age, to save themselves and protect Hogwarts. Can it stay a secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 349,625 - Reviews: 1435 - Favs: 3,043 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 12/3/2004 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
22 October by Acadia elle reviews
An SSHG Fable. Complete. Written before the release of book six. After defeating Voldemort, continued mistrust of Snape comes to a head on 22 Oct. Hermione Granger was OVER 18 yrs. of age BEFORE any romantic involvement with S. Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,877 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/22/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Fruit Loops by Michmak reviews
SSHG Innocent fruit loops are drowned as Snape attempts to teach his son to…well, read it and find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/4/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
By the Book by Scattered Logic reviews
During a bout with the measles, Hermione learns that going by the book isn't always the best thing to do. (HGSS One-shot)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 68 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Thinking Fourth Dimensionally by Deeble reviews
Hermione hits on an efficient way to do her mountain of homework in third year. Too bad it's illegal.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/26/2004 - Published: 5/24/2004 - Hermione G.
What Would Have Happened if Harry weren't so Dim by Phoenix with a Head Cold reviews
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Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/6/2003 - Harry P.
Going Home by Oniko reviews
HGSS. Hermione takes Severus home to meet the parents. Amusing fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Taste Of Silence by Ys reviews
[Complete] Rather than submitting to the power of Veritaserum, Hermione makes a drastic decision. Hogwarts staff wonders how to help her afterwards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,468 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 6/27/2003 - Published: 6/18/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Not Another Order of the Phoenix! by SeverelySnaped1 reviews
A once off parody of cliche. Featuring reluctant snogging, girly screams, useless conferences, Mary-Sues, Sadistic Weasleys, Horny Malfoys, disturbing innuendo and an attempt of witty cynism. If you hate fifth year fics, this will move you (Far far away)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,590 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Buried Life by Kalina Lea reviews
Harry disappears just before the start of his seventh year, and Hermione and Snape work together to find him. **COMPLETE**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 173,330 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 2,139 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 12/16/2002 - Published: 6/24/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Stir-Crazy by Tara4 reviews
Ginny and Draco hate each other, Peeves plays a *harmless* joke on them, can they over come their differences, or will the time alone make them hate each other more?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,235 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/16/2002 - Published: 8/10/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Severus Snape and the SexEd Snafu by Grindylowe reviews
If you're going to read this, for the love of God do it safely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 75 - Published: 10/31/2001 - Severus S. - Complete
Letter from Exile one Merciful Morning by Textualsphinx reviews
Here's angst laced with humour and tender enchantment; good grammar and lexicon serve as enhancement. And how can you not want Snape's wholesale Redemption. Or thoughts about Sex - sufficient temptation? Voted 'BEST ROMANCE' in Bloody Brilliant Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,477 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/25/2001 - Published: 12/5/2000
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200 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts reviews
Now being REVAMPED! It's Fred and George's last year at Hogwarts, so naturally they want to break the rules... and get Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Ginny involved! Their list of 200 things they shouldn't do, but will do anyway... Told in snippets, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,231 - Reviews: 1228 - Favs: 1,387 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Collide reviews
Sequel to Trouble: The war is on, and Avery's being hunted. As Voldemort searches for the Ultimate Power, Avery begins to learn a surprising truth about those she trusts... Or thinks she trusts, anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,886 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 12/19/2010 - OC
Show Me the Stars reviews
Oneshot. Hugo Weasley likes boys, and he doesn't want to admit it. It's up to Frank to show him the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Hugo W., OC - Complete
Muggle Studies reviews
Rose desperately wants Scorpius to take Muggle Studies with her. Now all she has to do is convince him...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
An Unlikely Encounter reviews
He hadn't even arrived at Hogwarts yet, and already he was getting kissed. Lorcan knew he was going to like it there...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Lorcan S., Dominique W. - Complete
From Out of the Rain reviews
Severus would do anything to win Lily's trust back after that incident in his fifth year. But is that really the best course of action? According to Dorcas, it's definitely not... Second place in the 2012 Hogwarts Games BMX Challenge!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Dorcas M., Severus S. - Complete
Home Again reviews
Oneshot. Slash. Patty rolled her eyes. "Your husband would probably love to be awoken by your return. I foresee a nice 'welcome home' make-out in your future. He'll probably be waiting for you when you at the door."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Hugo W., OC - Complete
The Pieces of a Proposal reviews
Oneshot. Scorpius Malfoy plans to propose to Lily. Of course before he can do so, he has to ask her family for advice...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,128 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Scorpius M., Lily Luna P. - Complete
A Challenge of Epic Proportions reviews
Twoshot. Lucy has always loved muggle literature, but she knows her dad doesn't approve. Forced to hide her passion, she searches desperately for a way to be who she truly wants to be: a writer. Winner of the Shakespeare challenge!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,842 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Lucy W. - Complete
Fragments reviews
Challenge fic. Post-war. How is it that Hermione and Severus can stand each other after all that's happened? A tale of how two seemingly different people could somehow come together as one...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 48,768 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Dimness of Edward reviews
Now being REVAMPED! Oneshot. Bella's on her period, and she doesn't want Edward to know, but he is making that surprisngly difficult. And how is it possible that he can't figure out what's wrong when he's as old as he is? PreEclipse. R & R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,177 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Wedding to Remember reviews
Oneshot. Lily and Scorpius are just friends and nothing more. But what happens when Harry and Ginny think that isn't the case? Please read and review?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Lily Luna P., Scorpius M. - Complete
An Unexplainable Injustice reviews
James II has also wanted to own the Marauder's Map; after hearing countless tales about it from his father, how could he not do everything in his power in order to someday possess it? Yet things don't always go as planned...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2011 - James S. P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Trouble reviews
Sequel to Stupid Little Devil: Avery's secret is slowly being revealed to those Dumbledore trusts. The more people who know, the more danger she's in. How much longer does she have before You-Know-Who finds out about her hidden powers?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,172 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - OC, Bill W. - Complete
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