Author has written 6 stories for Inuyasha, Wallflower, Lord of the Rings, Merlin, and Flash. Gender: Female Country I belong to: The United States of America Hobbies: Singing, Reading (obviously), Writing (when I'm not too lazy and when I don't have writer's block) If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. Even if you can't see him, God is there. Copy this into your profile if you believe in God. If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it copy and paste this into your profile. And remember only two defining forces have ever Jesus Christ And the American Soldier. One died for your soul, If you agree... Keep it going Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile. If you would do anything for your faith copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading fanfiction copy and paste this onto your profile. OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you were part of the 8 percent that didn't, put this in your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice-versa, copy this into your profile. 98 of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you were one of the 2 who didn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride. If you still support Kataang and haven't reverted to the dark side (Zutara) yet (despite bribes of cookies) copy and paste this into your profile. "Girls Don't Realize These Things" I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' If you support the troops who fight for OUR safety copy and paste this into your profile. |