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Author has written 11 stories for Naruto.

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Name: PandaChan21 (AKA NocturnalMusings, Panda-chan, Tori, Tori-kun, and DumDum)

Age: 17

Sign: Taurus/Monkey

Religion: Buddhist/Wiccan (depending on which side of my family you're talking about)

Height: 5'4"

Eyes/hair: brown/brown-black

Likes: Reading, anime/manga, writing, origami, playing guitar, music, dancing, video games, my laptop (Ipswitch).

Dislikes: TWILIGHT, trolls, people harassing me on YouTube, flames (flamers will be shot), intolerance, racism, close-mindedness, and people who can't take a joke.


Links

My YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/user/PandaChan21

My deviantART: http://victorysvagabond.deviantart.com/

My Fictionpress: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/622846

Administrator on this RP site: http://milleniumchronicles.proboards.com/index.cgi


Favorites

Anime/Manga: Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Evangelion, Bleach, Case Closed, Ouran High School Host Club, Megatokyo, Faerie’s Landing, Junjō Romantica, Negima! Magister Negi Magi, Vampire Hunter D, XXX Holic, Sister Claire,Black Cat, Dragonball, and Dragonball Z.

Books: A Wrinkle in Time Trilogy, Chronicles of Vladimir Tod, Den of Shadows, Harry Potter, House of Night, Vampire Academy, Vampire Kisses, Jane Eyre, Pride and Prejudice, classic poems by Edgar Allen Poe, Just So Stories, Grimm's Fairy Tales,the Black Blood trilogy, the Wicked saga, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist, the Artemis Fowl series, the great works of William Shakespeare, A Clockwork Orange, Dracula, The Judge's House, The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Wuthering Heights, Rhymes With Witches, Beowulf, The Illiad, and of course the fabulous writings of Ray Bradbury.

Misc: Vocaloid, Kingdom Hearts, House, NCIS, The World Ends With You, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, The Mummy, Dracula (the Bela Lugosi version), cheesy B-movies, indie films, DanceDance Revolution, and much, much more.


Quotes

“When life gives you lemons, wing ‘em right back and get your own.”
-Me

“When life gives you lemons, start writing!”
-Anonymous

“Sasuke grabbed the nearest object, which happened to be an Encyclopedia Brittanica, and bashed it over Naruto's head.”
-pockymarawr on Fanfiction.net

“In Soviet Russia, flames burst into water.”
-Nick

“Chibis, chibis everywhere, but not one to eat...”
-Me

“I'm special too. Tonight I'm counting the pretty buckles on my white jacket before I go to sleep.”
-Kay-chan

“Mr. Computer, you suck! You suck worse than the suckiest suck that ever sucked!”
-Me yelling at the school computer when it kicked me off Fanfiction.net

“It's you and me against the world. We attack at dawn.”
-Me talking to a friend.

“Lizzy! I'm gonna take over the front office. We're gonna need some rope, duct tape, an eggplant, some donuts, and a pig. ANY QUESTIONS?!”
-Me on my friend's birthday (duh)

“The Aburame secret technique: talking in dots.”
-Fluffy-chan

“People often ask me where it is that I get my ideas. (Why do I get my ideas is a close second).”
-Gary Larson

“To the Kami, if you do exist- keep this beautiful, unspoiled angel from the worst of my animalistic intentions...”
-Gaara's silent prayer

“You owe us lunch! You better buy us some lunch. Or you'll end up in Hell very confused.”
-Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura (in that order) in The Devil's Promise

“What happened to Gaara the Predator?! HE WENT PANSY AND RAN AWAY! GAARA THE PREY ISN'T KOSHER!”
-From the fic Confessions of an Insomniac

“You all need to be stabbed in the eye with a really hot french fry.”
-Me after I was ten minutes late to school (Mind you, school doesn't start until eight thirty...)

“Your what's over the who now?”
-Me

“Sometimes I drift off into my own little world. But it's okay! They know me there!”
-Me

“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.”
-Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

“If it dies in sunlight, it's a vampire. If it sparkles in sunlight, it's a homosexual. Learn the difference, could save your life"
-Bluebird0020

"Crazy minds think in a somewhat similar fashion!"
-James

"There is nothing in a caterpillar that tells you it's going to be a butterfly."
R. Buckminster Fuller, 1895-1983, American Architect and Engineer

"You see things; and you say 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say 'Why not?'"
-George Bernard Shaw

"You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me."
-C.S.Lewis

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Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork by Sir Chris reviews
Namikaze Minato expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Now he must spend his days judging those that have died and file the paperwork when he is done. Maybe he should have stayed in the Shinigami's stomach after all. A humorous take on the life of a legend after his death, and what he finds as the years pass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 215,707 - Reviews: 1988 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Uchiha Potter by Chosha Kurenai reviews
After Voldemort's fall, Harry was raised as an Uchiha with his cousins Sasuke and Itachi, unaware of his other heritage. How will Hogwarts deal with this kunai-weilding, Ass-kicking Uchiha Harry Potter?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 300,157 - Reviews: 2184 - Favs: 2,906 - Follows: 3,161 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
Nekos, Kitsunes, Tanukis OH MY! by Habit reviews
The Covenant protects the ideals of peace and magiclessness in the realm of Earth. But things were not always so peaceful...or magicless. 4 heroes gave their lives to protect this realm and for a time, peace has reigned. Now, the Sacrificed are called to act as a new threat looms over them. But it will take more than magic to stop this new threat. *M for the evil of human nature!*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,539 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Nibai Akuma Kokoro by YamiTenshi reviews
Let's see...Is this a story where all the guys of Konoha except Naruto, of course, and a certain redhead turn into girls and can't keep their hands off of Naruto? A battle for Naruto's heart and Gaara...In high heels? NaruHarem? Yep. NC-17
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 67,950 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
Kitsune no Kyuubi, Naruto no Kitsune by YamiTenshi reviews
What if the sealing ceremony between Kyuubi and Naruto hadn't worked? What if Kyuubi took Naruto to be his foster son? A hell of a lot of chaos, that's what. Please R&R or die!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,802 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Perfect Candidate by MissLe reviews
So when a girl's down on her luck, forced to live with her cousin and his frustratingly meddlesome wife and facing a divorce with her husband, what's she to do? Enter a contest to win the love of the world's biggest heart throb, of course. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 89,174 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Cast in Stone, Ground down to Sand by Staring.out.my.flooded.window reviews
HiSakuras family moves to Suna for a 'needed change' and Sasuke is not complaining Sad that noone mourns her leave she finds comfort in Gaara as life keeps hitting her down. When chuunin exams come she reunites with the rest but shes not the sam...Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,875 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Teamwork 2 by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSaku OT3. Sequel to Teamwork. Training, house, baby, Kyuubi, Itachi, oh my. What, you thought life would be easy? ABANDONED, detailed summary of the ending linked in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 197,055 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 1,197 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Dance Floor by BellaPerea reviews
Dance Troupe captain and soccer star Sakura Haruno, native Yankee, was sent back to her parents' homeland of Suna for an arranged marriage, only to find out that her fiance is a really hot tango dancer. GaaSaku, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,033 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
The Poet by Psychotic Female of Many Names reviews
SasuSaku. AU, Slightly OOC. Sasuke has a secret that only a select few in the school know. Sakura has one as well, but she doesn't have any friends to tell it to. He's cold but faithful. She's shy yet spirited. And when these two collide...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,709 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Special Discount by Blue Funk reviews
Roxas blinked down at the pile. A discounted pack of lighters, condoms, and... a box of Twinkies. This guy undoubtedly had excellent taste. [AkuRoku]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 69,824 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Roxas, Axel
Desert Rose II: Child of the Desert by Little Falcon reviews
GaaSaku... Since you all loved Desert Rose so much... here's the sequel... now as a couple... Gaara and Sakura together with the gang stumbles on a baby that looks exactly like Gaara and Sakura. What will they do?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,003 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
The Music Book by Lady Inu13 reviews
He and a shadowy cellist would play well into the night, back and forth, a battle between violin and cello. It was the same person, the same cello, and so he waited every night to speak a language older than words to this enigmatic player.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,022 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
animal instinct by 0x-i-Need-A-Hug-x0 reviews
the guys get turn to animals and now the girls find them and keep them as pets unknowing they aren’t your average pet. Couples include SakuGaa, TemShika, TenNeji, HinNaru, InoKiba
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,677 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Shattered hearts by Sappy business reviews
Help me to get stronger, to get rid of my old self, to turn this weakness into strenght... Help me remember. GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,960 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara
Sweet Blood by Fallen Angel Temari reviews
Sakura and Itachi are assassins and partners. On her next mission, she discovers a mysterious cave with a chamber in it. Without knowing, she awakened the Demon lord. He claims her as his property, slave and mate. Gaara Sakura Itachi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,565 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Irony, Thy Name is Sakura by Gin-inu reviews
Sakura is a shy, picked on girl at school. But when a new scary kid comes to school and she starts to take an interest in him, what will she do?nejixgaaxSAKURAxsasuxnaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,977 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Sakura H.
The Birds of Prey by Little Falcon reviews
Utilizing men's greatest weakness they're the team unlike any other. Watch out it's all out girl power! GaaSaku InoShika TenNen HinKiba
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 60,770 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
What You Can Find At The Boarder by Black Rose TD reviews
My first Naruto Fanfic. A Sakura X Gaara fic, no like no read. More pairings inside. Mild angst, mild romance, high...adult themes in later chapters. Light on the angst though cause I'm bad at it. XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,851 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara
For the Love of my Friends by Foxie-sama reviews
NaruHina For Naruto, time was always of the essence, especially when he knew everything that would come to pass and only had a certain amount of time to change it all. WILL NOT BE CONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 522,144 - Reviews: 5565 - Favs: 4,122 - Follows: 2,868 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Broken Life by TheShyKunoichi reviews
GaaxSaku: Sakura didn't think her life could get any worse, seeing how she was the most hated, ugliest, and geekiest girl in school, until she saw what happened on the news, something that would change her life forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,342 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara
Concrete Angel by evanescence147 reviews
The new girl Sakura holds a secret past known only by her friends. She joins a gang, gang fights are common, friends are lost, and a death is awaiting her that may cause the friendship to end. Main Pairing: GaaraxSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,131 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
She will be Loved by CherryArrow reviews
AU For clumsy, awkward Haruno Sakura, Uchiha Sasuke was obsession at first sight. He was smart, athletic and handsome. She was nothing to him, until fate decides to land them in an embarrassing situation. That's where our story begins! SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,285 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Snap Shot by Little Falcon reviews
GaaSaku... she had her life figured out but when something or rather someone appears on her photo... everything changed...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,172 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Stuck Together, Torn Apart by Misaki Takahashi Akihiko reviews
What Happens when Itachi and Kisame are stuck in a very sticky situation? KisaIta. KisaxIta
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Field Research by randomsomeone reviews
Reading a smutty book's left Gaara with some questions. Gaara's questions might give Sakura a mental breakdown. GaaSaku, fluffy and completely not serious crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,060 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Scattered Thoughts by randomsomeone reviews
A collection of unrelated, mostly lighthearted GaaSaku ficlets. The pair seems to enjoy abusing each other . . .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,490 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Orange Lilies by YamiTenshi reviews
All the pretty things in the world couldn't sway him. Interacting was a language that he'd been forced to learn but hated performing. Naruto just wanted to be left alone. Such skewed perceptions are best left to a redhead to deal with. NaruGaa
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U.
One A Day by mlr236 reviews
Sakura meets a new boy at her school, named Gaara. She helps him cope with his problems: failing grades, an abusive father, and a bad smoking habit. GaaSaku!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,607 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Just because by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
Some cute KisaIta drabbles, enjoy. PG13, KisameXItachi is LOVE... Rating upped to be safe!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 25,452 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
The Desert Bride by madam-obscure reviews
Sakura goes to Suna to accept the marriage of the Kazekage Gaara, and keep Suna and Konoha allies after a falling out. But Sakura isn't just marrying Gaara, she's marrying an entire village.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,694 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara
Gaara's Relationship Problem by Clumsy Ninjable reviews
Gaara is caught with a love letter to someone...what happens when his lovely siblings attempt to help him with it? Rating went up due to perversion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,698 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Rehab: Over the Edge by HarpersauruS reviews
Sakura is a junkie who gets sent away to get clean.At rehab she meets some people that are worse off than she is, can she follow through the AA and NA meetings and help save another. junkie love is so addicting! SakuraxGaara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,797 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara
The Trouble With Me by Olly BaaBaa-Chan reviews
-sigh- ANOTHER highschool fic. how original right? Depends on your opinion I guess. Sakura's new to Konoha High and meets a whole bunch of great friends, including Gaara, but will she end up causing them more trouble than she ever imagained? gaaxsaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 85,360 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Shukaku Love by paws-bells reviews
GaaSaku She should never have extended her help to him. It was supposed to be a simple healing but it was anything but. Now he was chasing her around the countryside in his bestial form and she still had no idea what she had done to merit his attention.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,148 - Reviews: 1504 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 1,426 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Fondue by MasterEbonyBlack reviews
The sand siblings along with Team 10 and the new Team Kakashi have a dinner together in Konoha during their down time. Unsupervised by their captians, with only their sense of selfawareness to keep them in check the games begin.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,978 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Confessing to Sasuke by Crickets reviews
Naruto knows that declaring his undying love for Sasuke shouldn't be so humiliating. Too bad the universe hates him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,443 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Paradise Found by Habit reviews
Haruno Sakura...beautiful, quiet, and deadly. A genius and a weapon. Forced to move after unfortunate events she ends up in a school of questionable intergrity. Will this otherwordly beauty find love, or just more pain? ***HAS MULTIPLE LEMONS! BEWARE!***
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 251,396 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Revenge is a Four Letter Word by Cinvxten reviews
Something has happened to change Liir. He's just not the same. Where did he get these suddenly radical ideas and who is lying in wait to destroy everything he holds dear? An exciting sequal to Son of a Witch that will keep you on your toes and riveted
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Liir
Carpe Diem by Hypothetical.Wonder reviews
Seize the day. In my words: "Victory before insanity." That's what Zexion thought when Demyx had the brilliant idea to set Axel up with Roxas Caine. - Rewrite!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,977 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Axel, Roxas
Aniki by Buni-San reviews
Saving themselves from Akatsuki, Naruto and Gaara get stuck in the past and decide to save the future and their own lives. Growing closer to their younger counterparts, family becomes irreplaceable. GaaSaku NaruHina later on. I don't own Naruto. OnHiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 44,592 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Oblivion by LexZex reviews
They're not crazy. Just sanely impaired. LexZex XigDem RikuSo AkuRoku. Slash. Strong Language.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,219 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Sora, Riku
Midnight Tears by Kodukadvakch reviews
“You can only hate someone whom you have the capacity to love, because if you are really indifferent, you cannot even get up enough energy to hate him.” Hate and love. Where is the line between the two? GaaraxSakura. Quote by Sri Chinmoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 116,863 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Reflections of a Broken Kunoichi by Miranda Panda-chan reviews
COMPLETED! SasuSaku. Sasuke has finally returned, but Sakura has changed, and through a twist of unpleasant and unexpected events, a believed to be dead foe once again rises against Team 7. And while Team 7 may think they're invincible--they are wrong. RX
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,645 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Dance of the Cherry Blossoms by Blahdeedah reviews
“Let me tell you a story about Gods, evil schemes, wars, geishas...and of a love so powerful that it overcame the wars, evil schemes, and even the Gods." GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,622 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara
Becoming the Loner: Version 2 by Redeyedgreenie reviews
Gaa/Saku. AU Highschool. Last chapter up soon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,571 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Despite All My Rage by Amazonian21 reviews
Gaara/Sakura Naruto goes on a mission and leaves Sakura to pet sit. But something about this hamster just doesn't sit well with her... WIP.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,350 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Naruto: Ninja of the Sand by DarthValgaav reviews
Naruto, at a young age was taken from Leaf and raised in Sand. Follow him as he grows up with new friends, a real family, and a new path. NarutoXTemari GaaraXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,470 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Naruto U., Temari
Sweet Merlin Get Away from Me by greenikat89 reviews
MWPP: James is a girl, Peter becomes the most wanted boy in Hogwarts, and the entire school thinks Remus is pregnant with Sirius’ baby. All in all it’s just another normal day for the Marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,061 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Another Mission by itachi2011 reviews
It was thought the Kazekage was dead. Until someone had said they found him being held captive. Sakura must now rescue him and care for him back to health. But will she encounter more on the way?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,226 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Patters of the Rain by Damaged1989 reviews
What if Gaara had a childhood friend? Would that change him enough to where he wouldn't be heartless during the Chuunin exam? Read and find out what happens.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,087 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 8/12/2006
Naruto's Summoning! by chazsvp2 reviews
Naruto Harry Potter x-over! Naruto is summoned by 15yearold Harry and his friends into the girls toilets of a castle. What is this 'magic' they speak of? And how are they gonna get back? Dark times are approaching...and the adventure begins.Discontiued
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,975 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Ecstasy and Euphoria by Johnny Bat reviews
Gaara x Sakura. Slightly AU. An epic battle leads to romance between opposing villages. Will contain Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,856 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Just Say It by Not Really Yours reviews
Itachi was still embarrassed to treat Kisame as someone he cared about in public. KisaIta AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Is Moving really that bad? by Princess Squib reviews
Sakura is the new girl on the block, and doesn't seem to like that fact. That is until she sees a certain redhead at a party and finds out he lives across the street. GaarSaku ShikaTema NaruHina InoKiba NejiTenten. Flames are okay, but not wanted
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,355 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Love by Mazuku reviews
Kisame wonders about his relationship with Itachi. Oneshot, KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Festival of Love by Kibadelagenshin reviews
When Ino requests that Sakura accompanies the Kazekage to the Chunin Festivals, she's a little disturbed to find out that he has red hair, a love tatoo, and Oh my gosh! It's Gaara!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,697 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Shakespeare Lives by Kamikakushi reviews
Due to the Konoha's low morals, Tsunade has a bright idea that will surely mean doom. A Shakespeare play will be acted out, with a blackmailed Sasuke as our Romeo. So who's our Juliet? Shino the director? Tenten the stage manager? Neji blackmailed too?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,882 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 8/6/2004
The Way We Hate Love by Dreamers-Never-Die reviews
They all hate love. Gaara unloved, Sakura abandoned, Deidara abused, Sasori neglected, Temari damaged and Itachi hated. What happens when they fall in love An arranged marriage, an Akatsuki proposal and unxpected betrayals.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,648 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Narutotachi Goes to Hogwarts! by Yarochisai reviews
An abandoned Harry Potter/Naruto Crossover with awful crackish humor. I have not updated since mid-2008. Please stop PMing me for updates. And don't bother reviewing either, because I'd feel bad if you kept reviewing for no reason.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 369,154 - Reviews: 1602 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Girls' Night in Sunagakure by Grimm-kitty-kun reviews
ONESHOT! “Care to explain THIS then, Nii-san?” the redhead asked, pitching a tabloid magazine at the middle Sabaku’s face.."KAZEKAGE-SAMA NEEDS TO GET LAID! An exclusive interview with one of our fearsome leader’s siblings. Sabaku no Kankurou. Hinted Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,702 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
One good deed by White-tiger-lost-angel reviews
GaaSaku She saves an injured animal, not realising who it is. In memory of a cat.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 49,460 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
That's for me to know and you to find out by Kya Kata Omani reviews
Sakura starts to play tricks on Gaara as things start to heat up between them. Naruto goes in brother mode. Temari and Kankuro help Gaara get Sakura to tell who she likes. Story much better then the summary. Please R'N'R CHAPTER 11 NEW CHAPTER
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,193 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Bound to love? by Maydrei reviews
When Gaara and Sakura literally get stuck with each other, how will they cope? Having to share Sakura's tiny apartment is sure to cause some problems...but what happens when a deep hunger grows in Gaara, and it isn't food he's after?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,117 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Secret by MoonlightxVampirate reviews
sequel to my oneshot 'Privacy'. Stories of The Faker, The Cutter, The Evil, The Wanabe Princess, The Unwanted Sibling, and The Stalker. more journal reading, stress, secret obsessions. SaGa [total summary inside][this is a full story]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara
This Pain by tomatoqueen reviews
Everyone looked at her expectantly. She wasn’t sure what to do. She plastered a huge grin on her face she hoped looked genuine. “Great to have you back, Sasuke.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,670 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Symbiosis by krizzlybear reviews
Flowers want to be pollinated. Bugs want to feed. It's a give and take relationship, like the one that unexpectedly blossoms inside a certain flower shop. ShinoIno. Finally Complete! Hooray!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,277 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Shino A., Ino Y. - Complete
Dare to Love You by hoshi.na-chan reviews
COMPLETE. Ino dared Sakura to make certain redhead Kazekage fall in love with her in a month! Ino said it’s just a game. But what if Gaara knows the truth that it was just a game and he is the dare object? GaaraxSakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,967 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
And So They Met by runwitskizzers reviews
[SasuSaku] “You can’t die, Sasuke.” He was surprised by her words, and it was apparent by the shocked eyes that flickered to her face. “I will never forgive you.” He took a breath before responding. [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,542 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Spyschool by Polka Cross reviews
After some troubling events, Sakura is enrolled in Konoha-high. But this isn't just any high-school ... GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,378 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H.
The Rookie 9 from Hogwarts by yenyenyen reviews
Naruto, the rookie 9, the Sand siblings and their jounin senseis are sent on a mission to protect Harry Potter! What happens when the akatsuki is involved? and what does this have to do with Voldemort and orochimaru?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,880 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 6/19/2007
Shukaku Fluff by ANBUChibi reviews
Gaara decides that a little nap would do him good! But when he wakes up he's a cute mini and quite fluffy Shukaku! His siblings leave him with Sakura.. Maybe she can turn him back to normal? GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,750 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Konoha Hair and Nail Salon by FlightAngel reviews
A professional hairstylist: beauty-school trained, classy, and silent with remorse. A hometrained hairdresser: crude, spunky and refusing to solve problems years old. Throw a love rival into the mix, and, well: there you go. Gaanaru AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,218 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Hunter by Hi no Tenchi reviews
What happens if the Hokage is pursuaded to not tell anyone about the Kyuubi being inside Naruto, and the baby is instead taken away from Konoha by Tsunade and another Jinchuuriki? Powerful!Naruto. ABANDONED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,756 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 6/19/2006
Girlfriend For A Day by Lemons ARE Best reviews
Gaara is running for his life? In his own village? Why is Sakura sleeping on the roof? And will those two just please, shut up. A GaaSaku One-shot. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Identify Me by Ebil Chameleon reviews
Sakura is no longer the same girl she used to be. She can't stay in Konoha anymore because his memories haunt her. She moves to Suna and only Tsunade knows she left. Meanwhile, Gaara feels like he knows her...from somewhere. Who is she? HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,637 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Darker shades of Grey by Marawr reviews
She just wants to disappear, why won't he let her? Gaasaku. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,049 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
My Life is Over by Gennerator reviews
Well, so she suddenly had Sharingan. And Sasuke was her brother. And someone was trying to kill her. And she had to go to Suna. And Gaara was her bodyguard. You couldn't have everything, right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,816 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
A Love Divided by Ebil Chameleon reviews
Sequel to This Wasn't in My Contract! Sakura had news to tell her husband Gaara and is waiting for the right time. But she gets called back to her village and can't tell him. Longer summary inside! HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,034 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Forlorn by Isumo 1489 reviews
After escaping tragic pasts, young Naruto, Gaara and Haku form an eccentric but powerful team and forever change Konoha. While confronting adversity and enemies they choose to transform a forlorn past into a bright future. AU Note: The story continues in a sequel! Harbinger, written by tigerowl.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 364,795 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Finding Your True Self: Are You Really Insane? by Pooh Bear Is My Hero reviews
Sasuke finds a book that will show him 50 ways to find out if he's insane or not. Very random story. Most, if not all characters will probably be OOC. Chapter 19: Sasukemon! I Choose You! is finally up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,841 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Sasuke U.
Because it's Better in Suna by TaintedMoonlight reviews
Nara Shikamaru doesn't really like Christmas. He thinks it's one of the more troublesome holidays there is. Temari is determined to change his mind. So Shikamaru is spending Christmas with Temari and her brothers... IS it better in Suna?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,852 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
A tale of two Teddies by missCeilidh reviews
Gaara and Sakura are argueing about a bear, among other things... GaaSaku oneshot drabble writen between one and two in the morning
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Writing On The Ceiling by Beautifulx-Tears reviews
Just before Sakura heads off to Uni her parents finally let her redecorate her room. Everyone leaves a special message on the ceiling, but one tell her more than she thought it would! Please read And Review! Not Likely To please everyone! No pairings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
If Only by Mari Falcon reviews
Naruto and Sasuke stumble across a strange object in the woods. It lets out a sudden burst of power and Naruto is knocked unconscious. He wakes up to find everything is wrong. Is it genjutsu? A concussion? Hallucinations? Or something else?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 115,771 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 1,641 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Arranged by jg9022 reviews
[Summary and disclaimer inside]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,681 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara
Winds of Truth & Sands of Change by TaintedMoonlight reviews
100 drabbles about Gaara, Kankuro, and Temari. All they needed was to see the truth, to move beyond the lies and tales they’d been told so they could become the family they should’ve been. The family they had always wanted. Loneliness gets hard…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 17,431 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Three Desk by Ice Everlasting reviews
When the Sabaku trio decided to do some cleaning they never knew they wree going to find some old memories in their very own desk.Memories that make each other laugh or blush from embarrassment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,579 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Gaara, Kankuro
Revelations by pandaxXxchan reviews
A story about Sakura and Gaara's budding relationship from friends to more than friends? Problems arise for the duo when they arrive at Suna. Naruto's back and looking for her? Sasuke's been spotted? Revelations become known to everyone who will love who?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,810 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara
Heal My Heart by x0xSHADOWx0x reviews
Sakura Haruno is a medical ninja, she is trained under the 5th Hokage, Tsunade. Gaara, the Kazekage, calls upon her to train him and his siblings in the medical field, can Sakura heal Gaara's heart? OC, Fluffy GaaxSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,679 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 6934 - Favs: 5,140 - Follows: 2,087 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Candy Chronicles: Gaara by moonshine-blade reviews
part 1 of candy chronicles. Gaara finds some candy and things get a little crazy. wait...did i say a little?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Gaara - Complete
THE Party Fic by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Or There's a Ninja On the Ceiling. Our favorite genin have a little bash at Naruto's house. Be prepared for Twister, Karaoke, DDR, bad movies, and drunken ninjas. Definitely drunk ninjas.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,896 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007
Madness of the Heart by light barrer reviews
Sakura has been asked to work at konoha's mental insititution. The last thing she expected was to find was love! gaasaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,768 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara
Injuries are a Good Thing by katiesquilts reviews
AU: Sakura joins the volleyball team, and is intrigued by a guy who keeps popping up at practice. She wonders who he is, and is embarassed to find she has feelings for the captain's younger brother! GaaraxSakura complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,859 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
PMS by YonderB reviews
Temari suffers from PMS. Gaara suffers from Temari. Crack. Drabble fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Gaara, Temari
To Heal A Broken Kazekage by itachi2011 reviews
Sakura is sent to Suna to heal the Kazekage. But she doesn't who know who it is or what is wrong with him. Will she be able to heal the Kazekage? Will somwthing more than friendship come into play? Summary sucks I know..but story is better. SakGaa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,861 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Pink Heart hidden in Sand by caramelstorm reviews
Sasuke has left and Sakura is broken. But could a new man heal her heart? Will a simple plan to try and annoy someone or to try and touch another's emotions cause real love? gaara x sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,792 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara
Unknown Uchiha by LoveShinobi4eva reviews
Shizune is pregnant. During the birth as Tsunade is delivering the baby, as she held it looking down at the small boy. His eyes changed into a familiar bloody red. Who on earth could the mysterious father be? [ItachixShizune]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,996 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Itachi U., Shizune
Why Do You Care? by Nintendo Queen reviews
Tea's parents died so she runs out to the park and is caught in the rain. Who happens to drive by the park and see her? Seto and Mokuba Kaiba! SetoxTea Rated M for adult situations and themes. No lemon in this fic, sorry folks
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,401 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Anzu M., Seto K. - Complete
Equilibrium by Celtic Oak reviews
A series of oneshots set after Sunagakure belly dance. Views of everyday life in the shared world of Gaara and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,415 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H.
SHE'S SAKURA! by Sakura Rei Yuki reviews
Sakura finds out threw Tsunade that they are suppose to be going into a war but what happens when they get help from a person that they lest expected. Will they win the war? or will they get hurt even more than before. SakuraxGaara, NarutoxHinata,tenxneji
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,786 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara
Blood of the Snake by Kat Loussier reviews
NarutoxHarry Potter When ten shinobi attend Hogwarts, you know things are going to get a little messed up. But throw in a Christmas Ball, practical defense, and dance lessons, and you know things will get chaotic...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,226 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 9/17/2006
Dawn of the Fangirls by Agent HUNK reviews
The sequel to Night of the Living Fangirls. When all the fangirls on earth attack, only a handfull of survivors are left. Trapped in the Leaf Village Mall by fangirls, it is literally every man for himself for the survivors as they fight for their lives!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,249 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Shikamaru N., Gai M.
Axel Is Annoying by DiGi Kurosaki reviews
Axel's a flirt. Roxas' annoyed. Zexion's attentionstarved. Demyx's sugarcrazy. Larxene's a gossip. Xemnas' a loner. Xigbar's crazy. Xaldin's ignored. Lexaeus' stupid. Vexen likes to experiment. Sai'x is gay. Luxord's French. Marluxia's female. AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Axel, Roxas
Hostage by UchihaSakura-always reviews
Itachi takes Sakura hostage, thinking she'd be perfect to trade for Naruto. He didn't expect a smart mouth brat that's slowly losing her sanity. There are bits of humor, but it's more depressing than anything. ItaSaku [sequel out]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,386 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Better Left Unsaid by nopenopnope reviews
KisaIta fluff. Short, sweet and hopefully as IC as fluff in this pairing can be.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
This wasn't in my contract! by Ebil Chameleon reviews
[COMPLETE!]Sakura is sent to Suna by Tsunade for a special mission to help make peace between the two village's. She is shocked to see that Gaara is the new Kazekage. And who said anything about an arranged marrige?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,882 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Who Says Konoha is Peaceful? by Almighty Shadowchan reviews
Naruto and Sasuke find and read Sakura's diary. Sakura wonders why they are now acting weird around her, and she comes up with a bizarre conclusion, which she shares with everybody. Can the guys save their reputations without suffering her wrath?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,708 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Surprise by xBrokenxAngelxWingsx reviews
We all know the infamous story of Uchiha Sasuke leaving. Well, what happened if a couple of nights beforehand, he and Haruno Sakura had, well...I'm sure you can guess. Now, seven years later, he returns, only to find a little surprise waiting for him...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,521 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Chibis, Chibis, Everywhere by ThePinkBunniesLeaders reviews
Chibis have invaded your homes, the newest and coolest toys. Follow our adventure as we collect and deal with our chibis. WARNINGS: hints of yaoi, cursing, and whatever else
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Gaara, Orochimaru
Like Ramen: A Dating Story by On Permanent Hiatus reviews
Ino believes Sasuke's the only boy that any girl could want. Will dating other boys make her change her mind? Could she possibly change THEIR minds about her? Inox? every chapter. COMPLETED.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,522 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Ino Y. - Complete
Black & White by professionaldooropener reviews
They were like black and white. The two of them were completely different in every single way. Yet they balanced each other out, betwixt them both there could be a happy medium, there could be a shade of gray. Highschool fic GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,267 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Twirlygigs and Gizzards by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sakura, fed up with the romance interests in her life, decides to drag Gaara around town. Not too complicated, so why is everyone so confused? [SakuGaar][Chapter 12 is up!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,836 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Dating for Dummies by O-Renji-Un reviews
NEW CHAPPY! NEW PENNAME! NEW CRACK! Kakashi's a bit bored of the no romance between the Rookie Nine...and Konoha for that matter. What to do, what to do? Give dating advice and become matchmaker...? Oh the horror. SasuSaku and more!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,601 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Its a Magical World by Paper Fans reviews
Hogwarts under possible attack, Ministry of Magic corrupted, and the balance of good and evil... well, unbalanced. What's Dumbledore to do? Call up some ninjas, of course! Naruto Harry Potter Crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,695 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 7/12/2006
Breaking the Music by FlightAngel reviews
Being in love with your best friend stinks. Being in love with your best friend who is in love with your OTHER best friend stinks even more. Gaara, high school, and the haunting of his past. Gaanaru Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 142,765 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
In Stone by randomsomeone reviews
When it looks like everything might be taken away, Gaara can at least be grateful that he doesn't have to meet his challenges alone. Now if he can just hold things together for long enough to figure out where Naruto went . . . GaaSaku, Finished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,534 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
The Changing Sands by everyday0203 reviews
just my imagination running wild on a scenario that could have happened but didn't after gaara was defeated by naruto...GaaraSakura of course.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 84,952 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Night of the Living Fangirls by Agent HUNK reviews
Its every male character's nightmare come true: Fangirls. Sasuke, Kakashi, and several other characters from other animes find themselves trapped in a cabin surrounded by fangirls. Can they find a way out before the fangirls find a way in? COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,197 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Seven Deadly Nins by Niobe Jones reviews
Seven Shinobi, one Kunoichi. Seven sins. Seven takes. Seven Stories. Ch1: Wrath SasuSaku, Ch2: Gluttony ChoSaku, Ch3: Envy LeeSaku, Ch4: Pride NejiSaku, Ch5:GaaSaku There will be other pairings later.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,753 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Betrayed by Tri17 reviews
Sakura is given a mission to the Akatsuki. There she becomes their medic, and tries to gain the trust of the Akatsuki members. Can she become friends with them...and even fall in love? ItachiXSakura COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 85,535 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Quintessence by Okobo-chan reviews
Gaara and Sakura are caught in a veritable spiders web of political formalities during the composition of a renewed treaty between Konoha and Suna. Sarcasm and bluntness just might save the day, or what's left of Sakura's sanity. [GaaSaku] Post Time Skip
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,935 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Protection by The Orange Moose reviews
After being invited to Konoha for the Chuunin Exams, Gaara is taken under the care of Sakura. But what happens when Sasuke is introduced into Sakura's life again?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
My life with the Human Ice cube by Amaterasu Haruno reviews
I'm not really good at summaries. Sakura goes to high school and this is where all the crazy stuff happens. MAIN: SasuSaku,secondary: NaruHina, InoShika, NejiTen. I hope you enjoy my first fanfic Review please OOC Sasuke and Neji
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,720 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Merciful Rain by Kagome x Y a s h a reviews
Sakura had regretted asking with a downcast expression. Though, what surprised her were his words. “It is not the rain that shuns them. It’s the people.” SakuxGaa Friendship in beginning and more in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,926 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara
Not So Organized, After All by rynthae reviews
Org. XIII is not as fearsome as first thought. It's more like a dysfunctional family. Here are glimpses into Axel and Xigbar's mischief, and hints of romance behind the scene. How much more can Saix and Xemnas TAKE? [XEMSAI AKUROKU possibly also Demyx]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Axel
Kibalicious! by juliagulia1017 reviews
Kiba comes up with a catch phrase that he wants all of Konoha to use. Predictably, things don't go as planned. Sillyfic. Loaded with corny goodness and a heavy sprinkling of cheese.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,948 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 5/3/2007 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Kiba I., Hinata H.
Exchange Program by GoesKaboom reviews
The Rookie 9, Sand Sibs, and Akatsuki end up substitute teaching in a normal high school and cause mass pandemonium. High school has never been this interesting... COMPLETED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 13,817 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Gaara, Deidara - Complete
A Marriage of Convenience by archchic reviews
Will two strong and individual spirits be able to give up their private lives and future dreams for the sake of their homelands? Will they be able to make a marriage work or prevent war from engulfing both their lands? [Gaara x Sakura, Alternate Reality]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,392 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Sand Speak by Tea's reviews
Actions speak louder than words. Or in Gaara's case, sand speaks the loudest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto Truth or Dare: No More Secrets by koolaidntoast47 reviews
Two parties, both alike in desperation, one the Yamanaka's and the other the Haruno's. From ancient grudge to new mutiny, the two foes merge their parties to see new desires unfold, emotions unravel, and insanityprevail nejiten naruhina shikaino sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,121 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 12/29/2006
It All Started by Kiona Kina's Panda reviews
Sasuke, Neji, Naruto, & Gaara somehow end up in San Antonio, AT A ANIME CONVENTION! But 4 some odd reason, only 4 people know who they are. What will these four do to them? Read and find out. Plz R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/29/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
I wish I were you! by Adamina20 reviews
OMG, OMG! Sasuke and Sakura switched bodies and now... how are they supposed to move on? How can they switch back? What happens when Sakura gets her period? And most of all... whose fault is this? No it's not...! It can't be...! SasukeXSakura REVIEWS!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,192 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Wind Beneath My Wings by Neko Oni reviews
HinaNaru, TenNeji. Hinata asks Naruto out. Sort of. And Tenten gives Neji his first kiss. Oh, and Neji is literally blind, unable to see.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,265 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Itai! Pairing Bashing: A Fun Poke At Them All! by NanDeMoNai reviews
Hey, let's make fun of all the pairings out there! In fact, I'm going to start out with my personal favorite pairing! Don't be insulted, this is all just for fun! [Yaoi and Yuri]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,997 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007
Shut Up Minor Boy! by FlamedraSeer7213 reviews
Isn't it kind of funny how Sakura's technically older than Sasuke? Well, Sakura takes that to the extreme and taunts poor Sasuke until he snaps. Involves Sasuke getting cut off, Youthfulness, MinorBoy, and many insults with Sakura and Sasuke. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,944 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Deal Deal Deal! by my pen name ran away again reviews
Go Sakura! You can do it! Go Sasuke! I know you can’t do it. Sasuke and Sakura made a deal. Poor Sasuke. [Sasu x Saku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
In Leaps and Bounds by Still Forgotten reviews
They had all watched Naruto being buried, but even 4 years later, while Sakura has come to accept this mysterious new man with hurtfully familiar eyes, Sasuke can't help but hate him. Until he learns...SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,978 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/9/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Open to Interpretation by absolutelyabsurd reviews
Series of seriously short stories, celebrating friendship and lifeor the lack thereof. Amongst them: Naruto brings sexy back, and occasionally Sasuke back, Gaara has questions with no answers, Hinata throws people out windows. Life stories of ninjas.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,685 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Complete
Letters by Kagaya Chou reviews
Letters between Naruto and Sasuke, after the Uchiha left Konoha for Sound.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,560 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Mother and Child by AChurningTwister reviews
A series of drabbles and oneshots about Elphaba and Liir. Bookverse.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 1/20/2007
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Lullaby by Buddi of Yonder reviews
[Spoilers up to chapter 281] People can really suprise you sometimes, given the right circumstances. The sand siblings are no exception...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Ask Gaara by Gaara's-pandachan101 reviews
Gaara is here to answer your questions about the Naruto cast and himself. Simply review your questions and he will answer. Rated for questions that may be asked.This is the origional ask character story. I NEED REVIEWS!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,765 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Gaara
The Naruto Before Christmas by The Unknown Alias reviews
In the worlds like Naruto's, there are no holidays like Christmas or Halloween. But now, thanks to forces yet to be known, Naruto has found a sanctuary from the village at an early age and brought Halloween to Konoha. Welcome to Halloween Town. NBC Xover
Crossover - Nightmare Before Christmas & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,630 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/28/2006 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Very Akatsuki Christmas by Zukinichan reviews
The night before Christmas is hectic for Tobi! Getting Deidara to cooperate, however, is harder than finding the presents...Oneshot.Completely Random...you've been warned...no couples or anything.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
Naruto at Hogwarts by YonderB reviews
Naruto x Harry Potter xover. team 7, Kakashi, Tsunade and Jiraiya are taken to Hogwarts. team7 is to protect Harry and gather info. but lots of other things happen too! such as Kakashi's book being read to the class and more. rated for language & stuff
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 32,535 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 12/19/2006 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Harry P.
Sweet Summer Slumber by stfuSPARKS reviews
She was born to create trouble, thus, landing her in that dump of a summer school which would turn out to be the place with the best memories of her life. AU/sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,142 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/18/2006 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A SugarySweet Christmas Tale by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Take Christmas Cheer, add ninjas, a hearty dose of humor and some sappy fluff, mix well. Sprinkle lightly with crack pairing. Serve as a oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Complete
Unlucky in Love? by RinaMoon reviews
Hinata wakes up in a room not her own, with someone she regards as practically a stranger. Now a mission puts them together when all she wants to do it forget. SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,520 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/10/2006 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
The Cherry Blossoms Bloom Twice by Zukinichan reviews
A crazy highschool year of...interesting things. The Naruto crew's sophomore year on crack! Ch. 10 up! Sasusaku and slight NaruHina, TemaShika, and NejiTen...Humor, Drama, Romance...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,178 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/7/2006 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Christmas Collage by Hammy Uchiha reviews
[one shot] Ninjas celebrate Christmas too...in their own...ninja...ways...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
To Never Forget by Heaven's-Grace reviews
The SSA is dedicated to stopping all sorts of evil night crawlers but what happens when one of their own falls under that category. Naruto has to make a choice between duty and devotion. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Check The Job Description by Bloodthirstydemon reviews
Gaara muses over recent and past events after becoming the Kazekage. The girls of Suna just want to see their Gaarasama, and Temari and Kankuro really begin to enjoy their elder status in the family. By picking on the baby brother.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Gaara - Complete
You never know by Blackpantherwolf reviews
After a mob happening in Konoha Naruto decides to leave. I know one those 'Naruto leaves and comes back all extra strong' stories but this a blackpantherwolf production and it has Gaara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 10/22/2006
Revenge Can Be Fun! by i-have-issues-deal-with-it reviews
DISCONTINUED! if anyone wants to finish go head but let me know! thanx! SORRY!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,590 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/5/2006 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Dirty Legends by Bitenshi reviews
AU In high school, you have to choose. You can concentrate to study, being nice and safe. But you can have everything, or lose it by letting your life go through the roller coaster ride. If you get it right, you can be a legend. YAOI. NejiSasu. CHP 19 UP!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 88,547 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/21/2006 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Neji H., Sasuke U.
Top Secret Mission by Pharynx reviews
Baki said:“I have a top secret Srank mission for the three of you.” The man sighed and looked around to make sure that he wasn’t followed. Shikamaru, Temari and Kankurou nodded, Get Gaara a girlfriend... R&R plz
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,769 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/4/2006 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara
Wasurenai na Ai by windborne reviews
When Sakura injures Kisame, she is required to serve in Akatsuki in his place, with his partner. Sparks are flying fast and thick... [ItaSaku].
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,487 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 9/18/2006 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Foxed! by The-Lost-Ninjas reviews
Due to a freakish accident, Naruto is stuck in the form of a chibi fox! Now he must escape the clutches of the evil Sasuke! ...yeah... YaoiSasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,047 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Confessions of an Avenger by sharingank reviews
In which the mighty heir of Uchiha keeps a journal...Language, spoilers...oh yes. Chapter 2 is up! Even more spoilers, so watch out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 8/11/2005
Fly by DreamingIris reviews
Gaara... and a fly. Teehee...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
Brain Freeze by sharingank reviews
Among other things, Gaara is protective of his ice cream. Sand sibs oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/5/2006
Sand Style: The Bachelor! by Yarochisai reviews
Temari's tired of a certain someone chasing her boyfriends away, and she plans to do something about it. Watch Gaara writhe in pain as she tries to set him up with girls of Konoha!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,879 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/15/2006 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Phantom of the Sand by Katie Day reviews
Phantom of the Opera Naruto style! Basically a Naruto fic with the underlying story of Phantom. Eventual Gaara X Sakura X Sasuke. Read and Review please! COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,570 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/14/2006 - Published: 9/28/2005
Blow Out the Candle by Remus's Nymph reviews
Gaara does not celebrate birthdays. Or, at least, he didn’t use to. GaaraSakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Harry Potter crack ficlets by Asuka Kureru reviews
Collection of short stories, scenes, snippets, featuring Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi at Hogwarts. Warning: utter crack. This is NOT A REAL STORY but a dozen small stories. It's also AS COMPLETE AS IT WILL EVER BE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,377 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Up Close and Personal by dissolves reviews
Sakura is sent to Sunagakure on a mission to train the medic ninja there. Yet, there is one little problem…She’ll be living with the Kazekage and his family. Will her emotions get in the way of her completing her task?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,370 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
The Physics of Touch by Ivy Aithne reviews
[sasusaku snapshot] On a lovely spring morning, Sakura accidently bumps into Sasuke...literally.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Behind the scenes of Naruto by Akai Ito reviews
Ever wondered about what happens backstage on the set of Naruto? It's one backward world! Lee's a ladies man, Sasuke's deperate, Neji is paranoid, Shino slays vampires, Kankurou's afraid of the boogieman and Kakashi is evil?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,731 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 4/30/2005
Confessions of an Insomniac by sharingank reviews
Who said redheaded homicidal maniacs can't keep a journal? Sand Siblings craziness. Possible manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,877 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005
Birthdays Past by Vampire Toy reviews
She didn’t jump to conclusions when her parents left a day ahead for a meeting, or when all her friends seemed to forget her birthday, but when the day is gone, and no one’s even said one lousy ‘Happy Birthday Sakura’ does this mean they don’t know or don
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,752 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 11/18/2005 - Published: 3/12/2005
Thicker Than Water by rallamajoop reviews
Gaara fic, preseries. Just how do you raise a baby who will probably kill someone if he ever throws a tantrum?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Gaara - Complete
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Coming Out of the Closet 2: Konoha Gone Crazy! reviews
It's the weekend after the closet incident, and things are pretty much normal: Sakura and Gaara are together, and Sasuke has meds. But when a jutsu goes wrong, will the village suffer? Or will it laugh its head off? GaaSaku, Sasu Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Konoha and Suna Theatre Troupe 7: Sweeny Todd reviews
The Troupe's back with a vengence, and with a new play to boot! Chaos, gore, and a demented barber run rampant as the gang try to put on their first musical. What happens when Naruto meets Sweeny Todd? Insanity, that's what!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,318 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
The Masque of Red Death reviews
It was then their two worlds collided. But the reaction they had was way more than just the normal reactions associated with meeting Sabaku no Gaara. GaaSaku story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,999 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Series of Events reviews
A series of events in the lives of Gaara and Sakura. GaaSaku. Some AU. Featuring the music meme!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Outtakes: Naruto Style! reviews
How the heck do the characters of Naruto manage to act out those fight scenes and awesomely cool plotlines? Apparently, they can't do it as perfectly as everyone thinks... Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Gaara
Journey reviews
A small town girl from Konoha goes on a midnight train heading anywhere. A city boy from Suna gets on a midnight train heading anywhere. When the two meet, they begin a wonderful journey. GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Coming out of the Closet reviews
Gaara, Sakura, and Sasuke have been way too quiet for way too long, so Naruto gets a brilliant idea: Lock the three in a closet, and leave them there for a few days! Caution: Crack, OOC, and OC abound!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,788 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Kohona and Suna Theatre Troupe7: Romeo and Juliet reviews
When Shino gets a bright idea, will the two villages suffer? And what's with the blackmail, acting, and really weird plays? What do you think happens when Romeo and Juliet meets Naruto? Laughs, fun, and really weird rehersals!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,321 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Before He Cheats reviews
Sakura finds that Sasuke isn't as faithful as people think. So when she sees him at the karaoke bar, what will she do for revenge? Team 7Gaara centric, songfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Don't Lose It! reviews
When one of the Emos lose their cool, what happens? Laughs and bewilderment ensues, that's what! Now expanded to include all the Emos and their different emotions!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,828 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
O Rly! reviews
Rumors abound! The Grapevine attacks! How do Gaara and Sakura react? Implied GaaSaku. CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
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