Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.

Orochimaru made a decision upon meeting Team 7. He’d take these three idiots and turn them into world-beaters. Under his tutelage, they’d become legends unseen since Hashirama and Madara. No one, not even the Akatsuki, would be able to hold a candle to them. With the Sage of Six Paths as his witness, Orochimaru would create the next Sannin. A better Sannin. Suck it, Sarutobi.

A prank gone wrong ends with Naruto's secret being found out by the unlikeliest of his comrades. Learning to trust each other more, and discovering new feelings along the way, the two blondes can only hope that their stubbornness doesn't get in the way of the new bonds being formed. NarutoxIno.

What's better than one normal-sized temperamental redhead that calls you an idiot? How about an uncountable number of tiny temperamental redheads that communicate only by calling you an idiot and have tiny lances created by an ancient precursor civilization? What do you mean that's not better?

Shinji has a penpal when growing up, and trades his soul to them for chocolate as a joke. Not so funny when it turns out he needs it to be an eligible pilot. Formerly You Should (Not) Sign Weird Contracts.

Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.

Their fifth year was supposed to be a time for academia and normalcy, especially after the Tri Wizard Tournament. Too bad new and old villains don't respect boundaries and old habits die hard. The sequel to Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum.

Two years after Mariemaia's failed rebellion, despite continuing her work as the Vice-Foreign Minister of ESUN, Relena has chosen attend university. Heero has drifted through the post-war years listlessly and has now been conscripted to be her on-campus bodyguard. A look at their lives after the events of Endless Waltz. Mostly 1xR, a smattering of other characters and couples.

He played the same notes, over and over, the ones that made him feel safe; but he noticed that something wasn't right that time. (One-shot. Asushin. Cover art done by chenglou)

Takes place after the infamous kiss scene. The story focuses on time when Shinji is trapped inside an angel. What's real and what's not?

In a world devastated by NERV, Third and Fourth Impact, a boy sits in his solitary cell and plays a song he never heard before. Somewhere down a great ship, a Major realizes what empathy means, and a boy discovers what true redemption really is. Sacrifice, pain, and the flicker of a light at the end of the tunnel. Just another EVA story...R&R.

Shinji takes just the slightest different action when Asuka offers a kiss... and everything changes. Suddenly, they're no longer alone, and begin becoming stronger than they've ever been before. And from their new bond changes start to ripple out. The Angel War and the plans of SEELE and NERV will never be the same.

Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?

After TI fic. What if some things went right, and some went wrong? What if nightmares just... never stop? What if after seven years, a soul lies there, agonizing? After a brief episode of blind rage, Asuka leaves to Germany. Seven years pass and one night, the phone rings... AXS. R&R!

Shinji has a secret, and Asuka isn't going to stop until she knows what it is. (One-shot)

The Minisukaverse is unleashed as Minisukas from across the Evangelion fanfiction multiverse arrive with but one goal, protecc the Baka.

Heero and Relena are very busy people. Heero is constantly on missions, and Relena travels as the VFM. Always finding little private moments to be together. But How much time do they have? Heero's having doubts. Dedicated to Revy697 3

Two years after Third Impact, Shinji and his friends try new things that become a strange, peripheral ice breaker for the trio. Reluctantly, they open up about traumatic memories they have long tip toed around. Not just about the pleasures of marijuana and the importance of friends. It's also a personal story about overcoming trauma, and embracing second chances. *Budding Asushin*

Sometimes a nightmare can lead us to question things, but even the worst nightmare can fade into a pleasant dream with the ones you love.

Asuka Shikinami Langley is thrown into the world of NGE. And she's not the only stranger in a strange land! As the Katsuragi household comes to terms with the new arrivals, Asuka re-examines her relationships with those closest to her. Set between 3.0 and the final Rebuild film.

A movie star. An author. A chance meeting and an instant spark. This is the story of how two strangers fall in love - and all of the adventures that come with it. [Hollywood AU - all fluff!]

Harry accidentally creates a number of spells and the wizarding world will learn why you never anger an engineer, let alone two.

Sometimes Kakashi struggles with life and being the sensei of a genin team. Good thing he has help! Sort of...

Takes place during Iruel attack (computer/corrosion angel). The pilots are evacuated. While waiting for some news from the base, Asuka is getting impatient. Out of boredom, she suggests a walk in the woods. Then something unexpected happens that changes the way she sees Shinji.

Kakashi was bound and determined to make sure that he didn't end up with a dead genin or one that went rogue. Plus, he kinda wanted to rub it in the other Jounin Sensei's faces that his team was just awesome like that, even if they didn't know it yet.

We join our gang of pilots as they prepare for the holidays, but will a foe from Christmas past ruins all the holiday cheer? Find out in this non canon spin-off to Rise of the Minisukas!

A feud a decade in the making is finally coming to head, as the forces of Santa Claus descend upon Tokyo-3 to enact Yuletide Justice upon NERV for its crimes against Christmas. Will our heroes survive the festive onslaught as the slay bells turn this silent night into a violent night?

(Asuka's 2022 Birthday Fic) After her disastrous defeat against Zeruel, Asuka lays abandoned in Misato's apartment, stewing in resentment.

Once again, Shinji shows Asuka up. She has mixed feelings about it.

She hadn't celebrated her birthday in many years. She just didn't have the time. (Asushin oneshot to celebrate Asuka's birthday. Rated T for safety, but I think it's pretty harmless.)

The season of thanks is upon us, but an poultry avenger descends to challenge our heroes for their crimes against turkeykind. Will they obtain victory, or be crushed by the weight of the sins of Thanksgiving past? All this and more in this non-canon spinoff to Rise of the Minisukas.

It's the season of spooks and you're invited to the Katsuragi household Halloween party! Join your favorite Minisukas characters as they do Halloween related stuff! But watch out, we got some killers on the loose. All this and more in this completely non-canon spin-off of Rise of the Minisukas!

One-shot AU where the pilots are in kindergarten will maybe make it a series in the future, please don't forget to follow me for upcoming stories and reviews, would like to hear all your thoughts.

Misato buys a couch for cheap. It does not go well.

Taking two seconds to think about it, Shinji wasn't happy the way the kiss ended either.

Sakura slowly finds out about the traumatic backstory her blond haired teammate had to deal with and remembers many of her previous encounters with the young Naruto. It results in regret and the wish to do things better from now on. To be there for him. It will change her more than she initially thinks. A NaruSaku story.

All Harry wanted to do was retire to some island somewhere to get as far away from from all the attention of magical Britain as he possibly could... he just wasn't sure why everyone insisted on calling it his 'dark lair'... (Or: how Harry got the reputation of a dark lord without really meaning to.)

Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.

Hikari's father is away on a business trip and she can't spend time with Asuka. Asuka tries to find something to do to pass the time. Out of boredom, she starts playing an online game and meets a player there.

All they wanted was a normal school year and now they're willing to fight for it. An alternative take on the Trio's fourth year.

During dinner conversation, it turns out that Shinji met someone when he ran away.

Daphne Greengrass wants to know if those points Ron Weasley got for Wizard's Chess in First Year were earned, or given. Ron demonstrates his skill, and soon is in for more than he expected. One shot, Chess themed, RonxDaphne. R&R please.

After Third Impact fic. The world goes to some semblance of normality. Shinji Ikari lays in bed, unmoving, tubes and wires all over, machines beeping away. Asuka stares, horrified, at the result of her violence. Maybe revenge tasted...bitter. AXS. Revised version has been uploaded! R&R

On a lone sojourn to collect his thoughts in the ruins of Tokyo-3, Shinji finds Asuka's A10 connectors discarded on the ground. A re-take on Shinji finding Asuka in the tub.

Before Arael, Shinji has one final chance to recover Asuka from her downward spiral. (updated with Extended version)

Asuka and Shinji are living in the present, the scars from their past are making themselves known in more ways than before.

The war is over, but the conflict in Asuka Langley Shikinami's mind is far from done. Post 4.0 fic.

What if Shinji was able to find Asuka in that dead end bathtub?

Takes place during ep15. Hikari asks Shinji, not Asuka, on a blind date with her sister's friend. Asuka is left alone in the apartment. Out of boredom, she starts talking to PenPen.

Shinji decides to brighten the Christmas spirits and makes eggnog. Like the good boy he is, he makes a regular version for the adults, and a very low-alcohol version for his fellow Pilots. But then a sweet mistake happens, and things escalate. Since a peaceful Christmas would not be possible on the series calendar, consider this to be set in an AU or one of the other Eva loops.

There are unshakable truths in the world. There are such about Asuka Langley Soryu and Shinji Ikari. Asuka finds out that certain fact is not true anymore.

December 4th, 2015. Everyone is at NERV HQ trying to get the Third Child out of Unit-01. No one cares Asuka is alone and feeling miserable on her birthday. So she decides it's time Misato's forest of bottles does her a favor. After all, Misato thinks liquor is the solution to everything, right? Asuka's turn. And of course, this leads to Good Ideas...

It's December 8th, 2015. Misato Katsuragi is turning 29. She hates that. So what is she doing? Getting drunk, obviously. But this year, she's not doing it alone. This year, she's making her Ex pay for drinks, and telling him a secret.

Shinji has been returned from Unit-01, and he's looking forward to a proper rest under a familiar ceiling. So why does he see blue eyes watching him? (One-shot)

Asuka doesn't want to go on her dumb arranged date and stays home, only to find that Shinji has been keeping a diary with his most secret and perverted thoughts. Things snowball from there. An homage/parody to the famous lemon series "Asuka's Diary of Perversion" written by the great Rommel (available on Archive of Our Own website).

When Asuka's date has the gall to cancel, Shinji has a fun day with Asuka instead. It's not like he had anywhere else important to be. An Asushin Oneshot.

Asuka comes to Shinji's bed in an attempt to silence her loneliness, but instead of lying back-to-back, she decides to get into his face when she calls him stupid. This is a non-smut, non-action, all-talk emotional short set during the second movie just after the fight with the Eight Angel.

The world went upside-down for Shinji and Asuka just before their epoch-making encounter on Over the Rainbow. They found themselves waking up on the beach in a world without 2nd Impact, and their initial interactions were…unpleasant. With the help of God Shinji and Asuka, they learned more about each other, fell in love, and realized the responsibility put on their shoulders.

Winner of the 2021 AsuShin discord Summer Contest. Yui Ikari had always seen herself as the best in many things. Motherhood was not one of them. Now Yui and Asuka head to a weekend spa trip, even though Yui's original plan was to go with Shinji. Also the start of Barca Shinji.

A certain redheaded girl stuck in a lousy job has a chance encounter with a certain young man. When their first encounter goes about as well as could be expected, he offers to help her get back on her feet.

Six years after Third Impact, Shinji receives a message from someone he thought he would never see in person again. (Oneshot. Entry for the summer contest of the Asushin Discord)

In the midst of the hottest day of Japan's perpetual summer, a small trip to beach takes a turn for the worst... or does it? Read to find out! AxS

In between the attacks of the 14th and 15th Angels, while Shinji is trapped in Unit 01, Asuka and Misato have a heated argument in the Geo-Front. Some truths are said. After the Third Child is retrieved, he notices a slight change. A few weeks later, Asuka enlists him in a Judo tournament! Come and read to see what happens! AXS. R&R!

Asuka notices that Shinji's hands are bleeding (Oneshot. Asushin)

I wrote this to cope with the ending of Evangelion. I just want these characters to be happy. Original series continuity, cutesy and light story about Shinji and Asuka being in a relationship. Don't think too much about it, I wrote it to help myself, if it helps you too, I'm thankful.

Set in the same AU as Lord Vader's Limpet and Driving Lord Vader. Newly returned from the Unknown Regions with Darth Vader, Admiral Piett doesn't expect much of a welcome from the New Republic. And not in a million lifetimes would he have predicted that their very first guest would be Luke Skywalker. After all, Vader is still his mortal enemy...right?

Time travel, based on the Anime. So, the world ended. That's bad news. Who best to get to fix it? Well, there is this guy with a track record in world saving... Not entirely serious. T rating may be overdoing it. The opening 42 chapters have been revised and updated as of March 2023.

Twelve years have passed since SEELE was defeated and the Third Impact thwarted. It's Shinji and Asuka's wedding, but it seems that the bride has had one too many drinks. (Oneshot. Asushin. Rated T for safety, although I think it's relatively harmless.)

One fateful afternoon, Asuka discovers Shinji's hidden hobby. (Oneshot. Asushin. Takes place around Episode 12.)

In which Darth Vader is blackmailed, and there is nothing he can do about it. Blasted droids. Oneshot, Limpet AU.

Naruto and Sakura have gone insane. Or: Just after becoming Team 7 Naruto and Sakura go through a massive shift in personality, leaving Sasuke out of the loop and wondering what in the name of sanity could have happened to them. His only consolation is that Kakashi is just as weirded out as he is.

Naruto has always dreamed of being the best ninja the world has or will ever know. Upon realizing his dream, he's thrust away from his own world and into a strange and brave new world. Bereft of his dream and his loved ones, Naruto will have to make a name for himself in this new place and find a new dream.

I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

In which the 1st and 2nd Children find themselves unexpectedly falling into a classic comedy routine.

You'd think that a Wizard could catch a break once in a while. Such is often not the case. For once, Harry Dresden gets a tough one, and it won't be easy. Takes place after Skin Game and Canon RWBY events play out up to v3e10

A Weapon. A Hero. But now… a loose end. Harry Potter resolves to destroy the enemies who betrayed him on his terms, only to find all his plans torn asunder when he's summoned to a new world plagued with the same enemies as his own.

Yang wants to surprise Ruby with a cat for her 20th birthday. An online ad leads her to the leading cat shelter in vale: Belladonna's Cat Rescue. Hybrid real world/Remnant AU. No hunters, no Grimm, half fluff/half angst.

When Harry lands on Asgard, he doesn't expect to be besieged almost immediately by two gods and a giant wolf. But he's always been the adaptable sort. (No pairing.)

Realising her daughter, Kit Belladonna, needs swimming lessons, Blake is roped in too, where their swimming instructor, and Kit's P.E teacher, happens to be Yang Xiao Long. Blake's past comes back to haunt her as Yang struggles with her confidence but will love bloom between the pair? Who knows? But most of all - ENJOY!

Everyone else was avoiding the strange man but Harry felt himself drawn to him. His loud, archaic speech and enthusiastic drinking seemed to be off-putting to most people but to the Gryffindor it felt comfortingly familiar how different the man was.

Five times Tony Stark crossed paths with Harry Potter and the last time that never really ended.

Following Third Impact, Asuka Langley-Soryu is slowly coming to terms with her feelings for a certain boy - who has withdrawn so far into himself that she is the only thing still anchoring him to reality. The path to recovery will not be an easy one however, as an old threat rises anew.

Blake's new neighbor is beautiful, gregarious, and definitely NOT interested in someone as boring as herself - no matter how much her imagination loves to think otherwise. Yang's new neighbor is gorgeous, reserved, and shy enough that she worries about being too forward...so she finds another way for them to get to know each other.

"Her hateful gaze was all too familiar, almost a mirror when he saw past the crimson color, and slit pupils." Because we all know the scientists of Jurassic World had proven themselves incapable of exercising discipline when it came to temptations. Why would it be any different with creating the Indominus? Constructive criticism is welcome and appreciated!

(original version of I Won't Let You Fall Apart) When it all falls apart for the Second Child, what can one damaged young man do? -Story complete/C&C appreciated/Please leave a review if you liked-

Late in the night, Shinji and Asuka find themselves unable to sleep.

Hesitating for just one second can mean the difference between hurting someone, and comforting them. And sometimes, hesitation is the very cause for somebody being comforted in the end. [Minor Teenage Nudity]

WIP. Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon.

(One-Shot) (Sequel to The Great Snowball Battle) When faced with the knowledge that two close friends are going to try and deepen their relationship into something more, most people would wish them well on their date and leave it at that, maybe ask them about it after the deed is done; But most people are not Mari Illustrious Makinami.

Asuka sits alone in the aftermath of the assault from Arael, a stray thought enters her mind reminding her of the fact that it is also her birthday and she reflects upon the state of her life so far.

Shinji and Asuka are college roommates, but will their fear of the potential consequences of a relationship stop them from taking the one chance they both so desperately want to take? COMPLETE

After Pyrrha and Penny's match, Ozpin steps in with a decidedly unique solution.

The Angel War is over and past. Shinji and Asuka survived thanks to each other, and now are enjoying the benefits of saving the world: Getting to live in it. But Asuka has one last deep secret to reveal... one that will bind them together even more.

It has been four years since Third Impact, now back in Germany Asuka Langley Soryu prepares to celebrate the birthday of the boy she nearly allowed into her heart.

Sequel to Scars and third in my Shaggy the Dog Handler series.

Naruto, in an attempt to use a flashy jutsu his sensei used, opens the way to a whole group of people who will change the shape of the shinobi world. Crossover with Rorchac's Blot's "Make a Wish" and other related stories.

Word of the Day drabbles and one-shots. Mostly general friendship, but some romance and drama and humor. I like humor. Nearly all of them are Heero and Relena, but the others flit in and out as I see fit.

After the battle of beacon, Yang attempts to recover from the horrific maiming by Adam Taurus. Blake assists her in her recovery while moving along with her own.

What came before Man and Faunus? Before the Grimm and Huntsmen? Before Dust and Remnant itself? The Answer was simple: the Dog. Born from nothing, capable of anything, the Dog strives for Harmony, even if its own creations may riot against it. Watch as history unfolds from the perspective of an all-powerful black and white corgi and its continued quest for joy.

When Shinji wakes up in the morning and is suddenly stricken with illness, Asuka volunteers to spend the day looking after him.

Names give significance. Names give meaning. Names give power. One-shot.

Blake has always run from her problems. It's part of who she is and it's linked to her very soul. But eventually, everyone has to stop running. No one can do it forever. (Bumbleby tones)

(One-Shot) (AU) Winter is here, with its deep layers of snow coating the city. And what a better way to greet it than with a huge snowball battle in the outskirts of town? It's simple fun, right? What could possibly go wrong for one Shinji Ikari?

The war ends in the worst way imaginable. Naruto, hell bent on revenge, finds it just out of his grasp, but through that loss he finds himself in a place much bigger than home, forming new friends, loved ones and enemies, but his past is not forgotten, especially with the chief cause staring back at him. Nothing is as it seems.

(One Shot) Taiyang Xiao Long had been too late to save those he loved before. But this time, it hurt more than anything ever did. And he wasn't going to take it lying down.

During in the raid on the Ministry of Magic at the end of Harry's 5th year, Harry ended up in a firefight in the Time Room and vanished.

To save an entire world from a mad man, one goddess has given the Kages a means to send Naruto to another realm. Will Naruto be able to discover Kushina's divine identity and can he survive the challenges of being her son?

Pokémon anime AU. Ash Ketchum has something of a secret. He can understand Pokémon... oh, yeah, and there's the thing where he's actually kind of one himself.

Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]

Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.

"My drops of tears I'll turn to sparks of fire." -William Shakespeare

Series of one-shots between 1xR! All centered around the mundane things that make up a relationship, because the mundane is beautiful. No chronological time frame.

During Relena's slower work days she has ways of helping the time pass. Heero happens catch her in the act of one of her secret past-times and decides to give her a hard time.

What if, when the Angels are killed, they become literal Shoulder Angels and haunt the pilots? Surely only good things would come of it, right? Maybe?

What happens when a Hero, a Villain, and a Princess, all start Looping through time? Wacky shenanigans, of course. Time Loops for the Legend of Zelda series, in the style of the Innortal Time Loops and Saphroneth's MLP Loops.

What if Ichigo had handled his Inner Hollow problem like he had everything else thrown his way? Instead of running from it, he faced it head-on? Rated M for future graphic scenes.

In a match of Remnant, can Sun protect his cereal? Probably not.

The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.

Yang muses on a few things during a long-awaited rematch. Peril ensues. Feedback is always encouraged.

Set almost immediately after the end of Endless Waltz. It follows Heero's journey as he tries to figure out how to live a normal life while dealing with his tragic past and a future full of possibilities. 1xR main, though other ships may feature at times.

Harry learns that he is a wizard long before anyone intended. Without anyone teaching him, he does not know what should be impossible. He breaks the rules of magic with his bushy-haired friend. H/G/L.

The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.

Weiss needs a sparring partner, which leads to a series of moral dilemmas. I gave this a T rating for safety due to a possible theme.

The sequel to my first story in the Scooby Doo fandom, Vietnam. Story can be found towards the bottom of my profile page.

"The TARDIS is more than a machine, it's... it's like a person." Short tidbits from the TARDIS's point of view.

Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.

Harry decides he wants to try Animagi, and persuades Hermione to help... this changes them... a lot. Crossover, of sorts, with Pokemon. Mew!Harry. Not as stupid as it sounds.

Born to a cruel and unforgiving world, Zwei has little hope for a better life yet he still refuses to give in and become the monster this world demands. Zwei stands true to who he is and in the end that may be the only thing to save his life.

This is a parody of all the most cliche plotlines in fanfiction that I can fit in to this story. Rated M for consistency.

Harry meets the members of the Avengers at different times throughout his life.

With enough time anyone can call themselves a master of life, but no matter how much time goes by one cannot truly understand existence as a whole without first having experienced death. How will one blond handle his brush with it? - "Wait... what?"

A quick drabble. Yang is a protective big sister, and her little sister is being bullied. Yang isn't a happy big sister. Rated T for (relatively) mild violence and one or two instances of language. Be kind and review!

What if Vader, wanting to be with his son again, had taken a very different approach after Luke escapes him at Bespin? How far would he go to regain what he has lost? COMPLETE

AU- Given up after that fateful night, a prodigious Harry Potter ends up in America, working as a Lab Tech/Federal Agent. Now his family wants him back, but can he trust their motives? Can he trust his own? Multi-crossover.

When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

After a long day, Sun and Blake have a chat about Yang while Neptune and Yang have a chat about Blake. After a confusing amount of feelings and thoughts, Blake and Yang have a conversation on the beach early in the morning. Roadtrip AU. Bumbleby One-Shot.

Naruto Uzumaki, one of the greatest heroes of Konoha, but somehow he disappeared and now finds himself in the DC Universe with no memory of how he got there. Out of options, he decides to aid the heroes and join the Justice League to save their world.

For those who wanted the Chicken Chapter from The Consequences of Drunken Experiments to become its own story. Things go off into left field and the Uchiha Massacre gets derailed when the giant chicken that an intoxicated Orochimaru created escapes and a young Naruto finds it.

A 7 year old Harry stumbles on a box of old Naruto manga. Inspired, he reaches deep within, using chakra to quickly become a phenomenal ninja. And thus begins a curious tale. Read and see how it ends! Read 1st chapter A/N...story is officially abandoned.

Betrayed by the people around him in a way not even he thought was possible, Naruto left. After realising he is being chased Naruto tries to escape using a Jutsu only for a single wrong hand seal to send both him and those chasing him to another dimension. Now three years later he is living the life he always wanted but was never alowed, but how long can it last. Rated M for safty.

In a fictional forest, a blonde haired, blue eyed boy was about to become a hero. Unfortunately, said blue eyed blonde was off in Zelda: Majora's Mask. So the casting director plucked out his next choice... His name was Naruto Uzumaki.

Or why the Wizarding World doesn't know everything about werewolves and neither does Remus. Therefore when things change in POA, Harry is left to deal with the werewolf and everyone is left confused except Moony.

War is over. But, for one soldier, what comes after the war is over has always been a concern. When Heero is found by Wufei, the resolution to Heero's dilemma may be closer than he realizes. Post-Endless Waltz. One-Shot. REVISED

And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.

When Zechs decides its time to switch up Relena's staff, she takes matters into her own hands. 01xR

Revan and Naruto, immortal beings return to the Republic as it heads towards war once again. what events will these two alter? FemRevan/Naruto, Obi-wan/Padme

After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.

Meanwhile, in the Hyrulian version of Valhalla, where the Heroes go when they die… A series of cracky shorts featuring all of the Links and their wacky adventures in the afterlife. (This story is currently on HIATUS. Please read the FAQ for more details!)

It isn't easy for a single owl mother raising her owlet on her own. Especially when that owlet is the Boy-Who-Lived. This is a collection of Hedwig's stories in her venture of raising Harry Potter.

A short, inane, moronic fic written by an equally short, inane, and moronic author. Abandon all hope, ye who expect a decent fanfic!

Blake suggests that Yang could be more romantic. Weiss just wants some freaking peace and quiet. B/Y, R/W

The night Harry's parents die, the last Soul Reaper Death himself goes to collect Harry's soul only to find that he is not dead, and that he has high spirit energy. Death takes Harry under his protection, and trains him to become a Soul Reaper.

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone were to discover exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear. On the Fields of Trenzalore, it's only a matter of time before this happens.

A series of fluffy one-shots of moments off camera during GW. "Relena let out a sigh. Soon, she would be back in her room, and she could let down this façade. Plus, there was a particularly nasty bobby pin jabbing into her scalp." - Updated Chapter 3- Joyride

A series of oneshots of moments, laughter, adventures, and sometimes the lack thereof that defines life for five once-pilots in the days and weeks and years that follow their story. No real spoilers, and no real plot - just snapshots for all five about equally. Rated for cannon-consistent violence just in case.

Third Impact AU. Shinji Ikari survives Third Impact only to find out that the end of everything is just the beginning...

In the final battle with Aizen a different choice is made, and now Ichigo and his greatest enemy have gone back to the beginning. His best friends are powerless, his allies don't know him, and everything he loves is in danger. No non-canon pairings. Complete, with the sequel now posted.

What if Shinji Ikari had dared to reach out?

One of the Magical World's strangest creations is the Mirror of Erised. But that isn't the only magical mirror in the world, as Harry finds out.

Sitting alone inside her Evangelion Unit-02, Asuka Langely Soryu is just waiting for an end to the pain. About to give in to the despair that has filled her since her mind was violated by the 15th Angel, Asuka is visited by a vision of a different time. A short, happier retelling of the End of Evangelion from Asuka's perspective. One Shot.

In which letters get written, hijinks ensue, and Harry discovers the 'power the dark lord knows not'.

When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.

Sonic is back with Tails in a crazy and exciting adventure where Sonic has to go back in time using technology for a History project. Will Sonic and Tails get an A or will they have to die? This is an official spin-off from the author of the super popular SONIC HIGH SCHOOL series that now the Game Grumps have read even though this web-site took the story down for no reason.

Superman makes an extra effort to get to know Batman and finds the man's holiday plans sorely lacking. One-Shot.

The Sorting Hat serves more purposes than is apparent. One of them is as a safe guard against abusive families. What changes might be wrought from this? Rated for coarse language and mild violence.

Kurosaki VS the multi-verse: book 1. So what happens when the forth wall breaks, a rebellion begins, Cthulu comes to town, and everyone starts being more sarcastic and insane? well you get this! the first part in a series of escalating madness and humor

A short look at the mindset of a man who lives in Metropolis

With the declaration of war from the CIS, the Republic enters its' darkest hour, as bloodshed, violence, and lawlessness take over the galaxy. Naruto and Revan must find a way to help keep the peace, as well as keep the Republic from tearing itself apart.

Staring at the one-eyed man across the table who was either trying really hard to use Legilimency on him or trying to reduce him to a pile of ash with his stare, Harry Potter couldn't help but wonder how in the world he always ended up in situations like these. Two-shot.

Part of the Wanderer!verse. Prequel to Wanderer. The fifteenth jump lands him in a place so much like the home he has always wanted that he just can't stay away, even though he knows it'll hurt all the more in the end.

Harry is back doing what he does best, detecting, while being the Winter Knight. And the White Council want him to investigate a mysterious blue box...Dresden AU, set well post Ghost Story. Whoniverse early series 6 pt 2. Swapping fandoms for max exposure

Not many people knew that the most powerful wizard in the world lived in America. However, Director Fury made it his business to know these things, especially since he seemed a prime candidate for his Avengers Initiative. Unfortunately, the wizard in question didn't quite agree. One-shot

Normal people didn't have to worry about this sort of thing when they go on vacation. They worry about things like losing their luggage, catching a cab or something similar. Not alien invasions. Harry, however, had never been normal. Then again, neither were these guys. One-shot

Sirius wants to send a letter. The tropical bird isn't cooperating.

Young Harry Dresden meets an Outsider and suffers a fate worse than insanity… a self–proclaimed girlfriend! Abnormal, Unspeakable, Blasphemous, Ominous, Chaotic, Romance Crack.

Naruto/Pokegirl crossover. In an attempt to stave off death, The Kyuubi enacts a ritual, ripping open the dimensional portals and sending Naruto into a world where he learns about these strange new beings that inhabit it and discover more about himself

It all started when Harry's Faerie Godmother showed up three years after Second Impact to ask him for a tiny little favor. Next thing you know, he's in Japan as a consultant to Gehirn and the Artificial Evolution Laboratory...

Hogwarts, welcome to the Time Loops.

Bad guys? Homework? Track and Cheerleader Practice? Dormant Ninja Power? Dating? Naruto and Kim got it covered. Well, maybe...

What it says on the box. A small change in Asuka's personality presages large changes in the story.

In Which The Bad Guys Are So Screwed. There is a dimensional crisis brewing and only Batman can stop it. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And... you get the idea. CRACK!

A little AU maybe. The first time Superman met Dick Grayson was the first Christmas he had nowhere to go. One-Shot.

What would happen if we had everything we ever wanted? What if certain tragedies, in the past, were averted? One would normally think this would make a better world. Some old traumas could be gone. But the new pains could be worse.

It's late at night at Number 12 and Harry's got a problem. Fortunately, his best girl is the solution. And Hermione helps, too.

Very AU In their time, the Marauders went a bit further in their bid to be the best pranksters they could, invoking the power of myths and legends before their brotherhood was betrayed. Now, as Harry enters his 3rd year, those powers are rising again.

- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.

New Year's Eve is a time of for fresh starts. This is exactly what happens for Shinji and Asuka, with a little help from Robert Burns and the juice of the barley. One shot, complete, M for underage drinking and slight teenage fooling around.

The wizard world has always demanded the blood, sweat and tears from Harry and now they're demanding one more thing.

Naruto and Revan return to the Galactic Republic, bringing about changes no one foresaw. A Split-Verse version of ESM's story. If you like his story, you should like this one, as well.

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.

"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.

Gendo is the most awesome parent ever. Well, here anyway. Pretty much pure crack.

Betrayed and broken a hero is saved by family and rises to shake the foundations of the world. The mutants have arrived and the revolution has begun.

Godlike Harry? Super Luna? Nested Infinities and mind bending quantum mechanics. Mutant Pandas and Smiling Horcruxes, what else can you ask for? Its cracked!

Oneshot...Just for kicks!

Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!

After the fall of Voldemort, some people could deal with what they had to do in the War, others could not. Harry had pretty much left Wizarding Britain, thought not magic. Having a quiet drink in a pub, someone from his past re-enters his life HP/TD/DG

It was a normal dismal 16th birthday for Harry in the park near Privet drive. Harry was isolated from everyone he cared for, the Durselys were all being right bastards, and life just plain sucked. Then Harry met a stranger.

A Challenge fic for PhoenixEternalFlame. What would have happened if Harry Potter, not Relena Darlian, found Heero Yuy where he washed up on the beach? Bad!Dumbledore Friendship Fic

Shinji's music player breaks, leading to a musical, magical journey of self discovery, personal growth, and teaching Pen Pen how to drive.

Evangelion ideas, snippets, and other unfinished bits for your entertainment and perusal. Enjoy!

There are far more ways of communication than just simply talking, Misato knows that and Shinji now has to figure that out for himself when the Pilot of Unit-02 becomes his roommate, since she chose to be mute after her mothers death.

When Harry wonders what happened to the first sort-of friend he had, even if it was just a snake, he's surprised to get a mysterious letter from said snake, telling him about his life... honestly, he got to Brazil? Harry wondered if that was true...

Introspective drabble about Harry and Dobby... from Luna's point of view.

Post ROTF. Life is finally getting back to normal for Sam Witwicky, when a visit from Optimus shatters his world...again.

The kiss shared between Shinji and Asuka ends up having an interesting side effect...

Harry gets a new pet over the summer before his third year. AU, Gen

During the battle with Volemort in the graveyard, Harry finds a new power awakening within him. A power that will turn his life completely upside down when the only other person with this power pays him a visit. Harry's life will never be that same again.

Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.

As the Kyubi no Kitsune descends upon the Hidden Village of Konoha, as Madara begins his plans to bring 'peace' to the world, he is unaware of three figures, watching him from atop the Hokage Mountain.

Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.

Lyra and Will parted over four years ago, swearing solemnly that they would meet every Midsummer's Day at their bench. But what happens when neither have anywhere to go for Christmas? Bit of babbling.. one-shot.

What if Harry refused to fight and die for a society that he couldn't claim as his? A one-shot of Harry deciding it's too late for the Wizarding world to make amends.

After his second year, Harry begins to realize Hogwarts isn't everything it could be. Are there other options available? While the Hogwarts characters belong to JK Rowling, the story is obviously outside of canon.

AU, Xover, NaruX Find Out . Naruto is betrayed by those closest to him. After stealing the Sacred Scroll he decides to leave the village once and for all and find himself a place to truly belong. An Ancient Jutsu in the Scroll may help Naruto do just that

Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The N2 Mine

She's a suave, flying personification of unstoppable demonic fury. But you can call her Mother Owl.

It sucks to be a Dementor. Did you get the pun? Sucks? Because we suck your happiness and soul…" An interview to a Dementor

This is a collection of various omakes featuring characters from the universe of Rorschach's Blot's Make A Wish Series. Release schedule is about one a week.

When Naruto finally decides that the Konoha populace doesn't deserve his protection, he moves to another goal...Have fun! But his fun turns to fear when his vow to never fight as a Shinobi is broken.

Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!

One-Shot. After Sirius' death, Harry finds something new to give him hope. But how will the world react when Harry reveals his newest accomplishment?

The Kyuubi attack never happened, the hero of the village never died, and a child sits in the forest alone, waiting to show the world his power. *warning- follows major canon events* *abandoned.

Harry Potter knew that a person's life could be changed in a single day, but until a summer day with Luna Lovegood he never knew that his life could be made forever better. Fred and George add their own wicked magic. Harry fights back. For romantics.

Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.

Heero finds a Photo Album in Duo's apartment. WARNINGS: None.. : Inspired by a pic from sapphiregamgee from DA. **COMPLETE**

Heero now works as a pediatrician under an alias. During office hours, an old partner pays him a visit. Who would of thought Duo would regret such a thing? Oneshot. Beware of abuse by plastic ninja weapons! Please review?

ON HIATUS. Fighting to keep hope in his friend, struggling to come to terms with Jiraiya's death, Uzumaki Naruto doesn't need any more on his plate. Sadly, that's what lands on his doorstep. Literally. Post Manga ch. 406 Naruto-centric MaturING!Naruto

Episode 14: These are the Loops that never end...

It seems even the Bleach Universe is affected by the Infinite Loop. How will Ichigo handle being an Anchor?

Jesus and Kamina team up to win World War II.

The pilots are asked to investigate the rumor of an arms deal involving a secret super-weapon. But what starts out as routine becomes a bizarre adventure for Duo Maxwell and Heero Yuy as they find the weapon in their hands--and in need of protection!

Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!

A 55-word metafanfic, in which Harry Potter and Jack Sparrow are forced to join forces against the forces of evil.

Faced with the reality of shinobi life after the battle at the bridge in Wave, Naruto turns a new leaf and begins training seriously. Serious Naruto/ NOT GODLIKE, pairing Naruto x Anko

In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.

It is the greatest threat the world of magic has ever faced. It cannot be reasoned with. It cannot be bargained with. It cannot be hexed. It cannot be cursed. It cannot be stopped. It cannot be killed. And only Lord Voldemort stands in its way.

The one who most deserved a Chocolate Frog Card has finally gotten one, and Harry remembers him. Just a little One-Shot I felt needed written.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

Twelve years after a boy rejected Godhood, the man he became finds his life no less complex. The world is better, perhaps. And perhaps, he is happier. But, is it necessarily a safer world? And does he have a place in it?

AU. It's amazing what a few negative opinions on the review board will do. One small change changes everything, much like the butterfly causing a hurricane. That and makes things somewhat more complicated on the romantic end. Finished with Episode 1.

Ichigo is taken prisoner to Hueco Mundo. He is bored. He plays cards. Grimmjow is intrigued. Things degenerate from there. Crack!fic. :D

The Justice League just became limited. VERY, VERY limited.

A short, short story about a mysterious ritual

They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

Naruto is chased through the forest one night but is saved by a strange...creature? He gets a special gift, one that will change his life.

My answer to Perfect Lionheart’s “Missing Hokage” challenge. One-shot.

After being slightly disappointed with the epilogue of Harry Potter I had written my own and now decided to upload it to here. It is fairly short, and starts with the end of the last chapter and contains an epilogue.

Harry Potter and Amanda Maxwell, his girlfriend and lover, are starting their first-year at Hogwarts. And so is their best friend and indentured servant; Death Incarnate. A very different take on what happens when Something Grim This Way Comes.

A really silly story, something that is dedicated to my two best friends, for they thought of the idea. What Mad Eye Moody is truly afraid of.

Harry has a secret. No one knows about it and he'll be damned to Jones' Locker if anyone ever did. Harry Potter and post Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End crossover.

When Harry and his friends are captured by Nicodemus, Harry ends up choosing some rather...odd last words.

Molly plays dress up. Because we all know the duster is the coolest part of the outfit.

AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.

In the aftermath of the Aizen Debacle, Captain Soi Fon is ordered to root out the remaining traitors in the Gotei-13.

He didn't mind its gibberish. He didn't mind being shocked sometimes. He was annoyed when it stole his cigarettes. But when this "Pikachu" creature gave him a mocking grin as Samus hugged it to her chest, he knew. It was time for the rat to go.

Harry learns the terrible secret of being a wizard... and is totally confused about Voldemort. But he knows one thing: Voldemort sadistically killed his parents. ...Or did he? Gen, crack, is strangely relevent to actual politics...maybe, AU

Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah

Sometimes, destiny offers people another chance. Sometimes just to undo small mistakes. Sometimes even to avert the end of the world. But sometimes, the price for another chance is higher than anyone could guess...

Who did Lee Jordan ask to the Yule Ball? Have you never wondered this? Well, if you've pondered this question, Larry the Giant Squid may have your answer.

After defeating the Akatsuki and losing his sensei, Naruto is given the responsibility of being the Toad Sage. On his way from the battlefield he acquires two familiar swords that wish for him to become their master. And is Sakura falling for the blonde?

Harry's magic changes him in ways that no wizard has ever dealt with before as he attempts to escape the cupboard once and for all!

Adopted by wolfydies.

Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.

Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.

It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.

They finally retrieved Sasuke but Naruto's dreams of becoming Hokage would have to be put on hold. There were far greater things in store the young jinchuuriki: he may have no choice but to believe in destiny. Manga Sp. NaruSaku Inuyasha X Harry Potter

All the captains of soul society have one thing in common. All have achieved Bankai. There has never been - and never will be - a captain of the Gotei 13 who has not achieved this level. For some of them it's just difficult to admit...

Harry Potter, without the Dark Lord breathing down his neck, is bored. Boredom leads to Ginny, Ginny leads to... "Algae Envy Wiser"? What is going on? Anagrams and silliness.

Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity

Harry Potter destroys Magical England

Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.

Konoha is abuzz with word of the new hit novel, The Kyu Ninja Chronicles, and its mystery writer simply known as 9T. Secrets abound as the truth hidden within the fiction stands to change everything as they know it.

"What on Earth were you found doing in a drunken binge this time, Potter?""I was actually not drunk!" Harry exclaimed loudly and petulantly. "I actually did this of my own free and good will toward my fellow living thing."

Harry drinks Absinthe and it has a strange reaction with his magic, things get wacky.

Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions

An Animorphs & Naruto story. Naruto journeys through a totally new world, a world where robotic dogs use holograms to pass themselves off as humans, where alien slugs attempt to take over the world, and where a group of teens transform into beasts.

Full title: How the Brazilian Boa Constrictor Did Not Help Harry Potter Defeat Voldemort. A crackfic in which Hermione's given Harry an idea about defeating Voldemort but the boa constrictor, an essential part of the plan, has other ideas.

Hitsugaya has questions about Yachiru, but he wasn't expecting the answers.

Answers the time honored question: What would happen if Snape fell into a vat of toxic waste? Just in case anyone was wondering...total crack, ignores HBP

A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III.

A school report reveals a secret desire of the Third Child. One that the Asuka discovers. A ShinjiAsuka fanfic

So you're finally... gone...' Shinji's head was bowed reverently in front of the gravestone. [Shinji x Asuka] Yep, I wrote a follow up. This is truly the last chapter.

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

Hermione finds a spell to help Harry.

A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.

It was an average day in the Gryffindor common room essays to write, tests to study for and juicy gossip to exchange. Then all Hell broke loose and started trying to eat the students...

Somebody hit me in the head with a rock...and voila! One Shot.

COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?

The world's only three part one shot. More fun than getting kicked in the teeth!

COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?

A humorous look at how Heero copes with married life in the 'Burbs

It's a spoof of a spoof! Weird Al Yankovich's

HITCHIKER'S GUIDE CROSSOVER! YAY! also Gundam Wing........please r/r!