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Joined 09-19-06, id: 1136181
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

Jack and Jill go up the hill to fetch a pail of water. It's a pretty big hill, so Jill rides a donkey and Jack rides a horse. When they get to the top of the hill, Jill jumps off. Jack on the other hand is having some problems. Then you come along and see Jack's dilemma. So...do YOU help Jack off the horse?

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Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 266,304 - Reviews: 13537 - Favs: 16,362 - Follows: 13,713 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Training for the Job by Desaix reviews
NaruSaku. Summary removed due to too many complaints.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 451,001 - Reviews: 2872 - Favs: 2,320 - Follows: 1,688 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Ridding Me of You by boyarina reviews
Sakura hides behind a wall to cage her rampant hormones. A wall that totally and completely proved to be ineffective. Watch as Sakura helplessly fall victim to unavoidable circumstances (translation: Naruto), get bamboozled by two interfering entities, and be caught in a decision to remain fallen or eventually be rid of him (literally).
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 65,786 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
A Mind Bending Inconvenience by Taka reviews
22 year olds Naruto Uzumaki and Ino Yamanaka hardly consider each other friends, but after a not-so-friendly fight, the two are forced to get to know one another much more personally and physically.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 61,853 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1808 - Favs: 2,063 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Brothers of the Sand by Z-ro reviews
AU. There was a time when he wanted nothing more than to have a friend. Now his only goal is to go home. Naruto and Gaara friendship story. Its NOT yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 140,182 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Fetish? What's A Fetish? by Serac reviews
Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex. 3/3/15 Writing in progress...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,264 - Reviews: 1452 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
Tempered in Water by HitokiriOTD reviews
The difference of a second can mean life or death to a shinobi. How would Uzumaki Naruto's life change if such a difference had occurred? Above the red waves, Naruto's path is forever altered.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 159,466 - Reviews: 1634 - Favs: 3,167 - Follows: 3,026 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Naruto U., Haku
From Ramen with Love by Ryushi-the-DutchEroSennin reviews
With help from Ayame, Naruto manages to become closer to the girls, but now he has just one big problem. Naruto can't decide which girl he likes the most. Humor, Romance and Mayhem unfolds as Naruto is trying to find his love. NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 470,465 - Reviews: 1582 - Favs: 2,362 - Follows: 1,352 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Seduce My Wife! by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
I think the title speaks for itself, don't you? NaruSaku, SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,830 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 147 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
With the Heart and Underwear of Fire by Diamond Avatar reviews
Naruto wanted recognition, but not as a boxer shorts superninja! With challengers, girls, and women all hunting down Naruto's new alterego, he's going to have trouble making the real Naruto known! ActionRomanceHumor NARUXLOTTAGIRLSXBOXER
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,004 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Family Affairs by lighthawkdemon1 reviews
Haruka Urashima is a very complex woman, never letting her true feelings known to anyone around her, yet she is a swarm of emotions on the inside. After years of waiting the man she loves finally returns to her, but is he ready to receive her love?
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,644 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 11/13/2006 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Keitaro U., Haruka U.
Betrothal by lackey H reviews
An odd Naruto pairing, presented in a hopefully believable way. Check last chapter for important Authors Message
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,866 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 5/10/2003 - Naruto U., Temari
Betrothal R by lackey H reviews
The rewrite of Betrothal... A story about a hopefully believable pairing bought about by politics. May eventually contain culture shock, more pairings and weird Omake. Please enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,080 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 261 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Temari, Naruto U.
Ships in the Night by hawker-748 reviews
A rainy night. A chance encounter. An error in judgment. The fallout from that decision... COMPLETE.
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 58,504 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Complete
Bloodlines by The SOC Puppet reviews
Knocked unconscious by Orochimaru's attack, Naruto awakes to discover a shocking secret about himself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 163,000 - Reviews: 2239 - Favs: 2,567 - Follows: 1,725 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 5/20/2003
The Best of Times by Ozzallos reviews
Ranma discovers why his life at the Tendo Dojo has been hell and engages in an epic pissing match with Pluto and the rest of the Senshi. A fukufic production, multipart. COMPLETE.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 104,987 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Complete
Steel Rose by Random1377 reviews
After a chance encounter with her sister, Motoko modifies the way her life is led. Her decision creates ripples of change at the Hinata Sou that no one, least of all Motoko, could have anticipated. Complete.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,688 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Complete
Single Ninja on the Town by Arkhe reviews
“The Single Male Shinobi Guide to woo the Kunoichi of their Dreams.” Naruto read the title out aloud. “Hmm...” .:Additional summary within:. [COMPLETE!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,660 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 2/6/2006 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Uncommon Law by Random1377 reviews
More cliches and overused plots. Boring and tiresome and painfully unoriginal. I'd recommend a good CosmoTeen over this fic, or maybe a gum wrapper.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,795 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/29/2005 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Shinji I., Misato K. - Complete
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3149 - Favs: 5,138 - Follows: 1,587 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Little Things by Jeffrey Vasquez reviews
Fact: Every big thing is made up of a bunch of little things. Probability: Little things, when grouped together just right, tend to come together incredibly fast. Possibility: Little things are often bound by the Cascade Principle...Short Story: Complete
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,681 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/31/2005
Foxhound by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Discontinued. After his training with Jiraiya is interrupted by an Akatsuki attack, Naruto makes a dangerous gamble with the Kyuubi in order to survive. AU after manga 238.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 239,130 - Reviews: 1850 - Favs: 2,434 - Follows: 1,646 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
The Lifespan of a Love Affair by Random1377 reviews
A dark romance. MistaoXShinji. Rated R for strong language and open discussions of sex. Complete
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,690 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/4/2003 - Published: 3/5/2003 - Misato K., Shinji I. - Complete
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Seducing Allies reviews
Konoha and Suna are at peace. That doesn't mean things are peaceful, especially with Gaara and Tsunade playing Kage-sized matchmaking and stealing employees under an ally using seduction. Conflicts and drama are guaranteed under these circumstances.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,482 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Naruto U., Temari
Idiotic Reasons reviews
People have idiotic reasons on how they started to like someone, but that doesn't mean that their feelings aren't honest and real.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,650 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
A Story That Inspired Greatness reviews
Story that shows why promises must always be kept and why it's important to never give up. This is the story how Naruto would become Hokage. And like the title says, this is the story that inspired greatness.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Complete