Author has written 2 stories for Spirited Away, and RENT.
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Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup
Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier. Anonymous vampire
Drink my blood and live forever! More famous vampire
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!" The Princess Bride
Evil Will Always Triumph, because Good is Dumb. Dark Helmet, "Spaceballs
Prince Humperdink: To the death!
Such is life." Ned Kelly
Patches: If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball
Patches: You have to know the 5 "D"s of dodgeball. Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge.
Patches: You're about as useful as a poopy flavored lolly pop
Dwight: We're still missing the teenage love puppy and Steve the Pirate.
Deb: What are you drawing?
: And who are you two supposed to be?
: On answering machine Speeeeeeeeeeeak.
: Today for you, tomorrow for me!
: I just sold my soul.
: sung To hand crafted beers made in local breweries, To yoga, to yogurt, to rice, and beans, and cheese, To leather, to dildos, to curry-vindaloo, to huevos rancheros, and Maya Angelou. (Rent)
Cafe Waiter: sung So that's five miso soup, four seaweed salad, three soy burger dinner, two tofu dog platters, and one pasta with meatless balls.
: referring to Angel as she breaks the padlock off the apartment building That's an all service woman you got there.
: That's a lie; just last week I had a tea.
: sing-song I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it?
: Now where is that monkey? I want to shoot something!
: That's the spirit - one part brave, three parts fool
: Haku, listen, I just remembered something from along time ago, I think it may help you. Once, when I was little , I dropped my shoe into a river. When I tried to get it back i fell in, I thought I'd drown but the water carried me to shore. It finally came back to me, the rivers name was the Kahaku river, I think that was you, and your real name is Kahaku river.
: You did it, Chihiro, i remember, I was the spirit of the Kahaku river.
: A river spirit?
: My name is the Kahaku river.
: They filled in that river, it?s all apartments now.
: That must be why I can't find my way home Chihiro, I remember you falling into the river, and I remembert your little pink shoe.
: So, you?re the one who carried me back to shallow water, you saved me... I knew you were good!
Forget regret, or life is yours to miss.
Edward D. Wood, Jr.: I like to dress in women's clothing.
George Weiss: You're a fruit?
Edward D. Wood, Jr.: No, not at all. I love women. Wearing their clothes makes me feel closer to them.
George Weiss: You're not a fruit?
Edward D. Wood, Jr.: No, I'm all man. I even fought in WWII. Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my uniform
Zed: May I ask, why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die --
Capt. Steven Hiller: I ain't heard no fat lady! David Levinson: Forget the fat lady. You're obsessed with the fat lady.
David Levinson: Must go faster. Must go faster.
Capt. Steven Hiller: Elvis has left the building!
I am the master of my unspoken words but a slave to those which should have remained unspoken
I Will not die Matt Hardy
Beauty can be seen in all things, seeing and composing the beauty is what separates the snapshot from the photograph. -Matt Hardy
I'm nervous before every match until I get in the ring and get physical." Jeff Hardy
"The fans are probably what keep me going and always make me get back up. There's just something about a reaction that's so strong and powerful from 10,000 or 20,000 people. It just drives me crazy. I love it!" Jeff Hardy
"The fans have forgiven me for the physical things that I'm not able to do anymore but I still have that passion, that fire, and they know that I still have that."
You know you live in 2006/2007 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
Check this out...
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
"What about Jack? I won't leave without him."-Will
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, Pink Hi-Lighter, pointy star, Bruce n' Charlie, Kara Hitame,dragongirl9000
If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! If you are really random put this on your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If your body provides a comfortable home for the acquired immune RENThead syndrome, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile
If you have a teacher you REALLY want fired, copy this into your profile.
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