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Joined 09-23-06, id: 1137078, Profile Updated: 03-21-16
Author has written 3 stories for Tales of the Abyss, X-overs, and Kingdom Hearts.

HI.

Name: Temari Haruhara, the Weebest Weeb name to ever Weeb. I've grown too attached to it to let it go. XD

Age: let's just say I'm no longer a teenager but I'm no closer to having my shit together

Occupation: a really terrible college student

Location: SHITTY SHITLAND FLORIDA

Currently: enjoying my incredibly fucked up sleep schedule

For some who may be curious, here are the other places where you can find me! (And guilt-trip me about not updating in so bloody long...)

DeviantART: thet-chan.deviantart.com/

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/HammerspaceWielder

Tumblr: t-chan.tumblr.com/

Tumblr is the most effective way to get a hold of me right now, but if you don't have an account, don't worry. I have anonymous messages enabled.

I LOVE SELF INSERTS. SHOW THEM ALL TO ME AND FUCK THE HATERS. FUCK THEM.


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Project Green by Swissed Toast reviews
As far as I'm concerned, the only thing that matters is getting home in one piece. But no matter how hard I try, something just wants to keep me trapped inside this fabricated reality. Or at least, I'm pretty sure it's fabricated, because things like this don't happen in real life. Self-Insert.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 317,834 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Sheena F., OC
New Reality by noa748 reviews
The scary thing is, when you've been stuck in a video game for long enough, it's Earth that starts looking like a dream. But I know it's not. I have to get back home...no matter how impossible it may seem. Self-insert.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 67 - Words: 523,861 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 1/5/2009 - OC
Operation: Avert Crisis by noa748 reviews
Stop Sephiroth. Save Zack. Defeat Jenova. It all seems impossible; I'm just one person. But if I'm going to be trapped here, thrust into the world of Final Fantasy VII by some forces beyond my control, then I have to at least try. Maybe along the way I'll find a way home. Self-insert.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 97,820 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 1,090 - Updated: 1/28/2016 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Cloud S., Zack F., Genesis R., OC
Reality hasn't any Boundaries by Wingless Symphony reviews
One rainy morning, Ellie Honda decided to play a video game. She didn't get very far because the power went out, and she got sucked into the world of Tales of the Abyss! And as if things couldn't get any worse, there seems to be someone following her... (Contains OCs! You've been warned.)
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Ion, Luke, Tear, OC
Strong Hearts by noa748 reviews
From Aselia to Earth, Earth to Rieze Maxia. I just can't catch a break. But hey, at least we managed to kill Mithos, right?
Crossover - Tales of Xillia & Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,569 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 9/16/2013 - OC, Mithos Y.
Fairy Tales and Brave Vesperia by Sylph Writer reviews
Fairies aren't all about glitter and wishes, they're trouble. If you get one mad, he might just send you somewhere you never expected for punishment. Written because I needed to write something, and Tales of Vesperia doesn't have many SI fanfictions.
Tales of Vesperia - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 417,214 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 11/11/2010
Falling into the Abyss by Chang-Tong reviews
Samantha wasn't a fighter, nor has she ever been taught to survive. She was just a typical sheltered highschool student who likes to play games for fun, yet she was forced to go through the events of the ToA world and take up lessons on both for her own sake, or else die there. A Self-Insert fic. On Hiatus.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 200,408 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 3/4/2010 - OC
Tales of Breaking the Ice by Sylph Writer reviews
INVITATION Addressed to: All Tales characters and their fans. Party Crashers welcome. Location: Just click the pretty button and you'll be there. Time: Don't worry about the petty details like that. Occasion: ...Sylph got bored? Entertainment and meals will be provided, just sit back and enjoy as the writer pokes fun at canon and original characters alike.
Crossover - Tales of the Abyss & Tales of Vesperia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,933 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/5/2012
TGFE: Hello Again by Mix Golden Phoenix reviews
Sequel to "To Gaia, From Earth" Saan returns five years after the Nibelheim Incident to discover things have taken a turn for the worst. Her and her friends are swept up in a battle to save the world. She must face her demons to save her friends. ON HIATUS; MY LIFE SUCKS.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 64,891 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010
Note to Self: Invest in a Sofa Bed by p.r. fox reviews
The kid's just lying there on the filth-encrusted alley floor with the tomcats descending on him and his chest's all torn open like nobody's business, and Luce Worth's just glad his too-small couch will finally be big enough for somebody.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,987 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Hanna F., Dr. Worth
III: The Empress by Kyogre reviews
Oneshot. Susanne finds out her brother and her husband are planning to send her son to die. She's not impressed, so it's off with their heads. Her actions send many a plan off track.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Asch, Guy - Complete
Poor Reception by p.r. fox reviews
Abuse does not convey very well over text messaging.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Veser - Complete
To Gaia, From Earth by Mix Golden Phoenix reviews
After Earth is destroyed, a fighter pilot and her best friend are thrust through time and space to a different planet called Gaia. Come to think of it, are they so different? Takes place during BC&CC. SI/Self-insertion. Very strong language.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 262,146 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Complete
What One May Never See by Jesse A. Harper reviews
How often do we go by something, and never notice it? Annora Thomas finds out just what she never noticed when flung into a fangirl's dream. There's only one problem, and a serious one at that: She's not a fangirl. DONE - there will be no sequel, ever.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 222,979 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
In The Shadows by Jesse A. Harper reviews
Am I on Punked, or Candid Camera, or something? Because if this is supposed to be a joke, it's not funny." Taylor Harding gets an unwanted shock when she suddenly finds herself in a crudy motel room in Wisconsin with two strange men pointing guns at her.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 46,846 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Sam W., Dean W.
Lost on the Road of Life by Jesse A. Harper reviews
If there was a list of all the stupid things that she had done up until that point, kicking a ninja in the groin was probably at the very top. When a college student from Portland finds herself in a bad situation, how will she manage to deal with it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,345 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
When Holes Swallow Girls by CrackedLips reviews
So there I was, on my merry way to Integrated Science, when I nearly fall face-first into a large gaping hole in the sidewalk. It wasn't even, like, a sewage manhole or anything - just a huge, black pit. Seriously, what the hell? OFFICIALLY ON HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,871 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Sasuke U.
Black ToeShoes and Rabid Fandom by Lost and Never Found reviews
When out investigating a strange light out in the woods, two girls, one a rabid FMA fangirl and the other a skeptical disbeliever, have one encounter that they will never forget. Permanent Hiatus.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,583 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 8/30/2007
Hitsugaya's Guide to High School by Skyskater reviews
Hitsugaya writes a journal about his high school experience and also dishes up the dirt about your favorite shinigami members! SO READ! Hitsugaya-POV, rated T for language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 104 - Words: 134,125 - Reviews: 2013 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Humane Studies by Itallia reviews
That wasn’t POSSIBLE. You don’t just throw a knife and have it go straight through a metal gun from that distance. The accuracy and power that would take…And these were just KIDS. What in the world was going on? Naruto in our world, Noncrack. ABANDONED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,309 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 2/10/2007
FMA Advice Column by BakaKonekoRKL reviews
Like a Dear Abby advice column, but with all your favorite FMA characters answering all of your questions, even non-advice ones! Review with a question and they'll answer ASAP.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 76 - Words: 250,477 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Edward E., Envy
Based on a 'True' Story by Arktos reviews
Edward Elric finds himself in a world very different from his own, but very familiar to us. A dream every fan is familiar with, but very few take the time to consider the implications of…
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 97,609 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Edward E.
Crossovers by Silwyth reviews
How would you react if you got stuck in the world of YuGiOh wearing nothing but your pajamas and some ugly pink socks? Oh yeah, and don't forget the psycho maniac whose trying to suck your soul out... Anonymous reviews accepted!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 85,124 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 2/19/2005
Drink to Remember by Jaya Mitai reviews
Oneshot, complete. Set in the Perfect After All universe. Present for fellow author JChrys, for her tireless support of the PAA series! The Tringums take Ed and Al out for drinks after the inauguration, and hilarity ensues with a thoughtful twist.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,914 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Owari by skittles88 reviews
10 friends travel to a new world where fantasy is no longer fiction. To find his companions, Sukotto must travel across the Tears into different worlds of fiction. Anime, Manga and Video Game crossover. Currently in Final Fantasy World. With MOOGLES!
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 88,522 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 10/15/2006
Al Talks Too Much by agent000 reviews
What do you do when you want to know something, but the older brother won't say a word? Ask the younger brother, of course! He doesn't know any better anyway...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,093 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Alphonse E. - Complete
How Are We Still Alive? by Nairo Xana and Jemmi reviews
The Akatsuki have somehow arrived in La Jolla, California, into a house with a hyperactive goth, a timid girl, and a girl with a rather colorful vocabulary, what could go wrong? Or rather, what couldn't? Doesn't suck. Rated T for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,060 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Akatsuki - Complete
Teamwork is NOT in my Book! by Mei Fire reviews
When a perfectionist, a techno geek, and an outcast are casted away to the world of alchemy and twisted villians, they'll have to work together to get out of the hellhole. Did I mention they hate each other with a passion? T for slight swearing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2007
Yo ho! by Captain Kisa reviews
Having spilled lemonade on her DVD player, Victoria suddenly finds herself sucked into Pirates of the Caribbean. Will the selfproclaimed voodoo pristess be able to survive the cheating, swashbuckling ways of pirates? No pairings.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,820 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 10/11/2006
The Day Ed Replies to Fanmail by jojosylvia reviews
Ed gets his own computer and now all the fangirls have his email! Now, I have stolen his account name and password so now we can all read what they wrote to him! And, of course, his replies :D
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Edward E.
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Usotsuki, Usotsuki reviews
So, when you're thrown into another world with next to nothing and no idea as to how you got there, how do you handle the situation, especially when talking to people? Simple, really - LIE YOUR ASS OFF. WILL be spoilers. T for swearing and violence.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 161,916 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 12/29/2009
Reversed Reality reviews
What if our reality isn't so real after all? Looks like we're about to find out the hard way... T for much swearing. Self-insert, oh noes. Multiple insert, in fact.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,340 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011
How To Survive A Self Insert reviews
Simple basic rules and guidelines for surviving a sudden dimension switch. And always be on the lookout, Mary-Sues; there is NO escaping the SueSlayer. T for some swearing.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Complete