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Joined 09-23-06, id: 1137078, Profile Updated: 04-07-13
Author has written 3 stories for Tales of the Abyss, X-overs, and Kingdom Hearts.

Hello, HUMANS.

Name: Haruhara Temari. Or Temari Haruhara in America. -brandishes Gibson SG- My real name...am changing it when I go to study manga in Japan. Have decided to go by my beloved alias of more than two years.

Age: Here's a hint- It's a multiple of one.

Occupation: Depends on my mood and if I have something sharp and pointy in my hand.

Location: Hoe-in-the-wall. A town of whores...

Currently: stiff as hell and hunched over a filthy laptop screen.

Strength: No self-esteem. Insult me all you want, humans. I HAVE NO FEELINGS. AAAAAAAANND I can use a sword somewhat. NYEH.

Weakness: Too damn nice for my own good. Aaaaand... cute things. Y' know, kitties, puppies, unconscious males... and I have HORRIBLE endurance. AND I'm REEEEALLY bad with people.


For some who may be curious, here are the other places where you can find me! (And guilt-trip me about not updating in so bloody long...)

DeviantART: http://thet-chan.deviantart.com/

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/HammerspaceWielder

Tumblr: http://thet-chan.tumblr.com/


Alrighty then...

Now, for a special edition for ye that are bored: Essence of Temari Haruhara! For lack of a better title.

1. I don't like pie, whipped cream, or jello. Do I scare you yet?

2. Everyone at school believes me to be just like my elder sisters. My goal - TO PROVE THEM WRONG.

3. Atheists are just logical. Scientistic...sorta. SO DON'T TRY TO CONVERT THEM. Especially not me. Just because we have different beliefs does NOT make us wrong. Scientifically, the religious folk are the ones who are wrong.

4. Chocolate is LIFE. The inventor is the one who knew the TRUE meaning of living.

5. I'm bad at video games, I have no emotional bonds to my family, I talk out loud to myself constantly, and I laugh out loud for no reason. Do I scare you yet?

6. The best part of 'believe' is the 'lie'. ALWAYS.

7. Skittles-sama and Element-chan are genii! Go read their literature. NOW.

8. Fiction is my reality. I'm in a constant dream world. Do I scare you yet?

9. I can sit in Seiza for eight hours STRAIGHT. Beat THAT. ((Seiza is a type of sitting. You sit on your heels pretty much. But for eight hours...can be painful.))

10. LONG LIVE THE BLACK PARADE!! Screw this "heaven" and "hell" bullcrap. The Black Parade is the AFTERLIFE.

11. Depressing music is LIFE. I love songs about death and pain...

12. I once shot a soda can straight through the middle with an arrow from a distance of forty feet. To date, I have not been able to do it again...

13. Alas, the unlucky number. I like this number a lot. Once on Friday the 13th at 1:13 P.M. I saw the Black Parade roll by...

14. Ice cream is therapy. Even better than strangling your younger brother with a pool stick.

15. Anime is LIFE. Same with manga.

16. I once stayed awake for five days just because I could. Do I scare you yet?

17. My Advanced English teacher should run for president...

18. I once spent the whole P.E. period pondering whether or not it was possible to commit suicide with a tennis racquet. Do I scare you yet?

19. I FUCKING HATE HANNAH MONTANA AND THE JONAS BROTHERS!! They need to get pushed in front of a speeding vehicle...

20. I hate Jester. Creepy bastard scares me. KIIIILLLLL!!

21. Dante from Devil May Cry. His metabolism has met its match in ME!

22. I can sit on my ass and eat chips all day and end up losing twenty pounds when I need to GAIN it. Do I scare you yet?

23. I took the Wussy Test just for the scars. Do I scare you yet?

24. I gave some drunk creepy stalker guy the uppercut from hell outside the skating rink one night long ago...

25. My Advanced English teacher says I'm a philosopher. I told him, "No, I'm just strange."

26. I don't like parties. I hate that icky lovey crap. I've never had a boyfriend and I'm seventeen years old. I point-blank REFUSED to go to the eighth grade prom. DO I SCARE YOU YET?

27. I must be the only person whose sole purpose in life is to PROVE PEOPLE WRONG.

28. I'MA GODMOTHER!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYSSSSSSSSSSS!!

29. I must be the only artist who says "It's just kinda...there." whilst describing a drawing.

30. I came so close to a horrible fate as a ten-year-old high school freshman it frightens me...

31. I LOVE TO BLOW SHIT UP. I need more fireworks...

32. I must be the only one who gets up after hurting myself and LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY.

33. Whoever told you "Everything happens for a reason"... THEY LIED.

34. It's ALWAYS better to be pissed off than pissed on.

35. Randomly telling people that they are dead is actually very amusing...

36. You have just lost the game. Dammit, so did I...

37. I listen to more Japanese music than American even though I am American.

38. Me equals BIIIIG slob.

39. I am nineteen years old now and I have already broken into two houses.

40. In almost all of the stories my parents tell me about their youth, SOMEONE is insanely drunk, usually THEM.


OC Quiz
(got this from AccessBlade's profile. I encourage anyone with original characters to try it. You'll learn things about the people you created.)

1) Trys (from my fanfiction Usotsuki, Usotsuki)

2) Toshi Saihate (from my fanfiction Usotsuki, Usotsuki)

3) Ingrid Kavanagh (from a currently-under-wraps original project.)

4) Rider (from my fanfiction Usotsuki, Usotsuki)

5) Isao Fournier (from a currently-under-wraps original project.)

6) Ryndan (from my fanfiction Usotsuki, Usotsuki)

7) Niclaus Kaiser (from a currently-under-wraps original project.)

8) Brendan Moretti (from a currently-under-wraps original project.)

1) Who is your favourite?

Ooh, tough one. I'd have to say Toshi. She's so much fun to write and develop... and she's adorable.

2) Who is your least favourite?

Rider. Definitely. I created him to be a hateful bastard and I did that a little TOO well.

3) Who is the most developed?

Umm, I guess Toshi is seeing as she has developed a bit.

4) Which would you want to date if they magically came to life?

Um, NONE. I am non-hormonal.

5) If you were stuck in a burning building, what would 3 do?

Ingrid would call me an idiot and fling me out the window.

6) Name one thing you regret about one of your OC's:

I misread my own handwriting and once mistook Ingrid's surname to be Ravanagh instead of Kavanagh. (dies at own stupidity)

7) Which OC would make the best parent?

TOSHI BIG TIME. She's still learning to be human but she'd be hella better at raising a kid than her original.

8) Which of your OC's is most likely to end up in jail?

Hmm. Tie between Rider and Brendan. Brendan operates outside the law and Rider likes to tear people apart.

9) 8 is in the future! What job does he/she have?

The same one he has now. Brendan is sticking to his current occupation like his life depends on it.

10) Name 1's catch-phrase! (If they don't have one make it up)

"That's more like it, kiddo!" (Trys tends to be the cheerful sort.)

11) Do all your OC's live together?

No. They are from two different stories. Rider and Trys live together (Ryndan used to live with them) but that's about it.

12) Are there any pairings in your OC listing?

There weren't until I was horribly mauled by those vicious plot bunnies. "It's good character development," they said. Not telling due to spoilers.

13) 7 switches bodies with you. How do they react at the end of the day?

Niclaus: No wonder girls are always so moody...

Me: Only when we wanna be, little man.

14) Now randomly select a OC from your list!

Brendan.

15) That OC you just chose? They think they're superman and is just about to jump off a building, what happens?

He saves himself by (SPOILERS SPOILERS.)

16) Would 2 prefer the beach or the mountains?

Toshi would have to see them both first to be able to judge. Then she'd probably pick the beach.

17) Would 1 battle a shark?

If it pissed her off, maybe. Trys tends to be reckless, too.

18) Which OC's hate each other?

Ryndan hates Rider and Rider hates him back. Rider's an ass.

19) Which OC did you create first? And last?

Trys first, Niclaus last.

20) If those two were fighting, who would win?

Pfft, Trys. Niclaus is still a kid and he's not very good at fighting.

21) What are 1 and 2's favourite foods?

Trys: kirima

Toshi: pork curry

22) 2 and 8 meet each other. What would happen?

Toshi: Um, hello...

Brendan: Can I HELP you? (grumble)

Toshi: You... are intoxicated... sir...

Brendan: Yeah, so? It's not like I have to drive anywhere.

23) If 4, 5, 6 and 7 went out drinking, what would happen?

Rider (4) would start a bar fight within minutes of walking in the door. Isao (5) would order the cheapest vodka he could and get absolutely plastered. Ryndan (6) would tell the bartender, "Gimme the strongest stuff ya got." and would also get plastered. Niclaus (7) looks too young to be in a bar and would get kicked out.

24) What would be the weirdest pairing?

Judging between characters in the same story. Rider/Toshi would be weird beyond belief. Rider considers Toshi to be a traitor to replicas and Toshi considers Rider to be ruthless and cruel. And as for the other story, pairing Ingrid with anyone would be weird due to age differences.


random quotes from other random people:

"It's better to be pissed off than pissed on." - my grandfather. GENIUS.

"I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it."-goodquotes.com

"I can cook anything as long as it's microwaveable."-random retarded classmate

"In any suffiencently large group, most are idiots."-goodquotes.com

"Hey, shut up."-Nick (he has a German accent so it sounds FUNNY)

"Squiggly puff!!"-Wayne, my mentally unbalanced friend

"Slappity flapjack."-Wayne again

"Screw you!!"-Wayne again

"Go screw yourself!!"-Wayne once again

"Mr.McKnight can go fuck himself."-Wayne...again...at lunch...

"You shouldn't talk Josh. Look at you-ZITS. ZITS. ZITS."-turns to me-"From now on he's Zit Man."-Wayne. Again.

"I AM THE PERVY SAGE!!"-my pal Kankuro A.K.A. Bradly (This is based on his SICK mind...)

"Go pee on a stick!!"-my pal Blondie A.K.A. Megan

"Holy ssshhhhe's a cow."-my pal Michelle

"Whaddya mean 'Oh God'? Am I really that ugly?"-my scary Uncle Ronnie after I ran away from him

"...Here's payback for what you did to my ass!"-Naruto (manga) volume one, page 146

-watching NASCAR-"SHIT!!"-my rock-on mom

"Dude."-pokes school cafeteria meatloaf-"Is it dead?"-Wayne. Again.

"GAY FAG!!"-Wayne. again...

"DEEER PEEEELLLLEEEETTTSS!!"-Wayne(referring to Gripz)

"Well smack my ass and call me Sally."-my awesome cousin,Kristine

"If you don't shut the hell up I'll grab one 'a' these stuffed animals and shove it up your ass." -Blondie (This was HILARIOUS)

"You say psycho like it's a bad thing."-goodquotes.com

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you."-goodquotes.com

"Why does round pizza come in a square box?"-goodquotes.com

"If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk."-goodquotes.com

"Why is it when a package says 'Do not eat' it becomes more tempting to eat it?"-goodquotes.com

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."-goodquotes.com

"I said THIS SHIT IS TOO DRY!!"-Wayne, waving a school cafeteria chicken leg at me

"She hits harder than you do."-Kankuro, talking about Tyler's punch compared to mine

-backs up into telephone pole-"That never happened."-Megan

"D'ya think Edward Elric could beat me at swaplicks?"-Kankuro (swaplicks is a game where we punch each other and see whose hurt more)

"'Yaoi'? What in the hell is that?"-my idiot father

"Ow my pinky. Coach, I can't play soccer today."-Ryan at soccer practice

"Oh God, it's Fuckface." -Mom,as my dad was driving by us

"GLASS OF NOG!!"my friend Crystal on FAC(Fanart Central)

"HELLS YEAH!!"-Leeta-san, my awesome friend

"Shoot (REAL NAME CENSORED)!!"-Ryan again,talking to Nick

"Nick, ya hit this laptop I'll hit your nuts."-Ryan on his laptop

"Yes, tell us, (REAL NAME CENSORED)-just what the hell is a horror monkey?!"-Dad

"CRACK IS WHACK."-PurpleTriforce from Youtube

"SUNUVA PREACHER!!"-Kallie, A.K.A., the Mutant Smurf.

"I'MA SCRATCH-AND-SNIFF!!"-Pepsi, a friend. Yes, Pepsi is her real name.

"Your brother looks like a carrot."-Pepsi. Again.

"Someday a stranger's gonna come and put a bullet in your head."-Josh after me and Pepsi did the Outburst.

"Jingle bells, jingle bells, marker smells..."-shoves marker at Leeta- -Wayne.

"Oh God. She's singing. Nooo."-Pepsi

"Oh no, we're arguing about the Spongebob song!!"-Pepsi

"Yeah c'mon Jackie, dance with me."-Fluffy.

"I miss Wayne. He was our Wayneford." -Leeta (this was after Wayne moved.)

"...I hate airline food." - my cousin Nick (they LOVE coming to America...)

"NO, DAD! I DON'T NEED A FUCKING COAT!!" - Leeta talking to her dad on the phone

"There's something foul in the air."/"Yeah. YOUR FACE." - Mustang (on TV)/Me (not on TV)

"TOAST IS MARVELOUS. LET US RAISE OUR GLASSES IN A TOAST TO TOAST." - Sylph Writer in a message to me

"So I was Skyping with Celina, and her boyfriend asked her what she was doing. She told him she was Skyping with me and then he asked if she was naked. The first thing that goes through my head is, 'Dammit, that's an option? WHERE'S THE QUARTER SLOT.'" - Little Man/Ryan


-funny moments-

-0-0

Ryan -shows pic of his three fav anime characters-

me-points at guy with twirly eyebrow and cigarette-"TWIRLY THING!!"

Ryan-"That's his eyebrow."

me-"Nah, ya think? Don't he know that smoking's bad for him?"

Ryan-"That's a lolipop."

me-"There's freakin' smoke comin' from it. IT'S A CIGARETTE!!"

Ryan-"...you shaddup. I know One Piece better than you."

-0-0

me-carrying mail-"South Park Christmas tree ornaments?"

lil bro-"SOUTH PARK?!"-grabs mail-

me-grins and takes off-"Thanks for gettin' the mail Midget Man!!"

lil bro-"Huh? Hey-!!"

-0-0

Tyler, a friend of mine -"Manga makes no sense to me. It's like a person dies and then he's talkin' to someone."

me-"Have ya tried reading it right to left?"

Tyler-"Ohhh..."

-0-0

Jeremy Cotham -looks through Abby Smotherman's bag- -walks off-

me-"I pledge allegiance to the flag, that Jeremy Cotham is a fag..."

Abby-"WHOOT!!GO (REAL NAME CENSORED)!!"

-0-0

Kankuro -playing with fingers-"Look at this, dude!!"

Wayne -does physically impossible hand sign thing-"No, look at DIS."

me-"Yeah well lookie what I can do."-flips off-

-0-0

Mom -watching NASCAR race-"SHIT!!"

Me -falls outta chair-"What? What? Dad comin' home?"

-0-0

me-"Dude, why're you standin' on that there tether ball post? POLE DANCER!!"

Kankuro -stamps foot in water- -water goes all over imaginary God's creation-

Wayne -slams stuff down-"GAY FAG!!"

-0-0

((at lunch)) (Wayne gets out MP3 player)

Wayne-"Watch for teachers, okay bitch?"

me-"Fine, whatever..."-munches Doritos-

(McKnight comes close to our table)

me-"McKnight."

Wayne and Josh-"Huh?"

me)-McKnight, you jackasses!!"

Wayne-"OHHHH SHIIIIT!!"-stashes MP3-

-0-0

((outside waiting to get on the buses))

Kankuro-"Ya know Amber Knight?"

Wayne-"Yeeeeeeaaaaahhh...she's a ho."

Kankuro-"Yeah well-"

Wayne -cuts Kankuro off-"She's a ho."

Kankuro-"SHUT UP WAYNE!! Anyways, Amber-"

Wayne -cuts Kankuro off again-"She's a ho."

me -kicks Wayne HARD in the shin-

Wayne-"OWWWWWWW!!"

me -laughs hysterically-

Wayne -hopping on one leg-"Fuckin' kick me again and I'll tell the fuckin' principle!!"

-0-0

((in my mom's car))

me-"...Dad's an asshole."

Mom-"Yeah. No, wait, he's not an asshole, he's a FUCKING asshole."

Me -salutes-"Amen."

-0-0

((at Leeta's place again))

me on Seth's fourwheeler holding onto Leeta and a bar for dear life-"OHH SHIIT!!OH FUCK I'M GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!! LEETA, I HATE YOU!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH DAMMIT ALL!!FUUCK!!"

Seth-"Dude, shut up."

-0-0

Tommy -pokes my shoulder-

me -swerves and kicks him full power-

Tommy -"OWW!! JESUS CHRIST, I DIDN'T DO IT!!"

-0-0

((at home in the kitchen after school))

Me-"Ya know back in fourth grade there was this one deluded fat dude that thought I was hot."

Megan, my sister-"Yeah, that's when you had good hair. THEN ya cut it and it turned into a BUSH."

Me -pats self on the head-"BUSH RAWKS!!'Cept the president. He sucks."

Ryan -spews Dr.Pepper all over the place-

-0-0

((at home in the kitchen))

Me -picks up plum- -stares at it-

Megan (sister)-"That's a prune."

Ryan-"No, it's a plum."-swigs Dr. Pepper-

Me -rotates plum-"Aw dude, when ya look at it this way it looks like a butt."

Ryan -spews Dr.Pepper all over the place AGAIN-

-0-0

((this was when me Ryan and Leeta rode our bikes to Hinson's and stopped at a friend's along the way back))

(we're all sitting on Michelle's porch)

Ryan-"This sucks, she ain't home."

Me -listening to Leeta's iPod as I lacked my own- -"Meh."

Leeta-"And it's so FRIKKING HOT out here..."

Me -gets up and starts messing around with Michelle's front door-

Leeta-"Oh God, DON'T do that, you'll set off the alarm."

Me-"Oh fuck, they have an alarm?!"

-0-0

((in the cafeteria))

Kallie-"This one time my sister got drunk and she was like 'Kallie stop spinning around you're making me dizzy!' and I was like 'I'm not even moving!'"

-0-0

((on the bus on the way home))

random dude -"What's her problem?"-points at me-

annoying classmate who rides my bus -sits in my seat next to me-"I dunno, but she's a CRAZY BITCH-"

Me -punches him on the side of the head for absolutely no reason-

annoying classmate -falls out of seat-

random dude-"Whoa damn, she just freakin' CLOCKED him."

-0-0

((on the bus again))

random annoying high school dude -screams in my ear while I'm listening to music-

Me -gets pissed and turns around-"FUCK YERSELF!!"

random annoying dude-"Damn, did you just hear that kid?!"

-0-0

((in fourth period))

random classmate-"Mrs.Webb, Chris's got a violent drawing."

teacher -takes piece of paper from Chris Partee- -looks at drawing-"What is this?"

Chris -"It's Ham VS Cheese."

teacher-"Well let's not draw ugly stuff."

-0-0

((at my house))

me -trying to get online- "Crap, I keep gettin' kicked off..."-walks into family room,where my father is trying to stay online-

Dad-"Are you doing something important?"

me-"Yessss..."

Dad -swears violently-

me -goes back in room- "FRIKKIN IDIOT!!"-slams door-

Dad -whacks door- -opens it-"That was the door. Next time it'll be your teeth."-closes door and walks off-

((later))

(Mom comes by)

me-"Eh."

Mom -hesitates- -holds up hand- "You go girl."

Me-"Eh? What'd I do?"

Mom-"Remember what you called your father?"

me-"Ohh... yeah."-grins-"He is a frikkin idiot."

-0-0

((at Leeta's house))

me -looking through iTunes-"Well lookit this, the song's called I Fucking Hate You but they say it's clean."

Blondie -starts laughing like a lunatic-

-0-0

((in fourth period))

me-"I had Guidance today. And Gawd, McClemore's GAY."

Jacob, A.K.A. Stretchy-"Yeah, he had the guy he fell in love with get a sex change so he wouldn't look gay."

me-"And how would you know?"

Stretchy-"I have my sources..."-pretends to smoke pot-

-0-0

((in fourth period))

Stretchy-"Nigger..."

me-"I am not a nigger you bastard!"

Stretchy-"I'm not calling YOU a nigger, I'm calling my PENCIL a nigger."-holds up pencil-

-0-0

((at home))

me-"Dude, this shirt is ugly. It looks like someone diarrhea-ed all over it."-gets black marker and writes 'This shirt is UGLY' on the shirt- -puts said shirt on-

Mom-reads shirt and starts laughing hysterically-

-0-0

((at home))

(me and little man watchin' Naruto)

Me-"...Shut up."

Ryan-"...I didn't SAY anything."

Me-"...Well still, shut up."

-0-0

((at my middle school graduation party))

Michelle-"Let us frolick through the field!!"

((we start skipping Wizard of Oz style))

((we get to bricks and Blondie trips))

Leeta-"Dude, you okay?"

((We all start laughing after brief silence))

((Later, when I purposely over-bandaged Blondie's knee))

Me-"I wonder what we should say happened?"

Blondie-"I fell while climbing Mount Everest!!"

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((again, at grad party))

Blondie-"Hey, (REAL NAME CENSORED). What's the speed of dark?"

Me-"Uh, well, dark is just the absense of light, so I guess it would be the speed that light goes away, which would be 300,000 kilometers per second...because that's the speed that light moves and it would be the same speed as it fades I guess."

Blondie -gapes- -turns to Leeta and Michelle- "She has the answer to 'The Question'!"

Leeta and Michelle -gasp-

-0-0

((back in eighth grade))

Me -running back to homeroom from office-

Leeta -happens to be walking by- "Run, (REAL NAME CENSORED), run."

Me -jumps past sharp turn and slips on wet sidewalk and falls on face-

Leeta -stops walking- "Are you okay?!"

Me -gets up and starts laughing hysterically at self- "Yeah. I'ma fine... sorta."

-0-0

((a while ago before Christmas break))

Me-"Urgh, I need mah tissues." -starts walking across gym-

random classmate -throws football-

((Football hits me in the side of the head))

Me- "OW!" -loses balance, falls on one knee- -gets up- "I'll remember that..." -trying HARD not to laugh-

random classmate-"Dude, you okay?"

Me -laughing hysterically by now- "Yeah..."

other random classmate-"You okay, (REAL NAME CENSORED)?"

Alessia- "Yeah, (REAL NAME CENSORED)'s okay. She thrives on pain."

-0-0

((at home))

Me: -sneezes- "...I'm okay..."

Mom: "..."

Me: -sneezes again immediately after the first- "FRICK!"

Mom: "...Bless you."

-0-0

Me: (sitting in mother's car)

(random lady with shopping cart walks up)

Me: (thinking) What the hell? Who is THAT?!

(random lady opens mother's car door)

Me: (freaks out) "Ma'am, this is NOT your car!!"

-0-0

Me: "That's BAD! I should BEAT you with this lollipop!!" (brandishes lollipop)

Alessia: "NOOOOO, those things HUUUUUUURT!!"

-0-0

Alessia: "My sister has a picture of you on her wall."

Me: "Are you SERIOUS? That poor wall..."

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(playing Tales of the Abyss)

(fighting Sword Dancer # 1 on Very Hard, playing as Luke. Luke and Tear are only ones not dead.)

Tear: (dies)

Luke: "YOU'RE GONNA PAY!"

Me: 0.o "Never heard him say that..."

-0-0

My idiot brother: "NEBILIMBELIM!!" (fast) (Referring to Nebilim)

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(playing TOTA again. At the scene where Mohs is bullshitting Ingobert and is interrupted.)

Mohs: "I bid you my leave."

Me: "Please do."

My brother: (almost dies laughing)

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Me: "Just what the HELL is the point of that?"

Chris: "The point of what?"

Me: "Putting ketchup on a tomato."

Chris: "Gives it a kick."

Me: "Does putting chocolate syrup on a Hershey bar give it a kick?"

Chris: "...Yes."

-0-0

Me: "So many ANIMALS..."

my uncle: "Yeah, well, I'm leaving in a bit."

-0-0

Me: "Well these are... beautiful." (holds up pair of mother's sweatpants)

Jen: "Yeah, I know."

Me: "They look like Egyptian vomit."

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my grandma: "Unfortunately, she's the same star sign as that THING you call your father." ((In-laws. They hate each other.))

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Me: 'We could, like... climb the ditch."

Alessia: "No, there's a fence on the other side."

Me: "Climb the fence!"

Alessia: "No, you'd fall and break your face on the asphalt."

Me: "Character building!"

Alessia: "Breaking your face on the asphalt isn't character building, it's painful and messy!"

Me: "Character building!"

Alessia: T_T

-0-0

Me: "Yeah, I have all the old classic shit from when I was a kid."

Random Guy 1: "...Wait, what?"

Me: "I'm older than I look."

Random Guy 1: "How old are you?"

Me: "I'm nineteen."

Random Guy 2: "YOU'RE SHITTING ME."

Me: "Nope!" *shows driver's license*

Random Guy 1 and 2: *astonished looks*

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FAV SONG LYRICS, WHOOOT! (This WILL be long. I like a LOT of songs. Most of which are angsty.)

"The sharpest lives are the deadliest to lead." The Sharpest Lives by My Chemical Romance

"The best part of 'believe' is the 'lie'."- Sophomore Slump or Comeback of the Year by Fall Out Boy

"It was the roar of the crowd that gave me heartache to sing. It was a lie when they smiled and said 'You won't feel a thing.'" - Disenchanted by My Chemical Romance

"Isn't something missing? Isn't someone missing me?" - Missing (Studio Version) by Evanescence

"And when I think of all the places I just don't belong, I've come to grips with life and realize this is going too far." - Afterlife by Avenged Sevenfold

"Falling away...(Can't buy back time). Burned it down... anyways." - Burn it Down by Avenged Sevenfold

"Who's to know if your soul will fade at all?" - Fake It by Seether

"Sinning makes my body ache..." - Trashed and Scattered by Avenged Sevenfold

"And somehow now you're everybody's fool." - Everybody's Fool by Evanescence

"I've been sleeping a thousand years it seems, GOT TO OPEN MY EYES TO EVERYTHING..." - Bring Me to Life by Evanescence

"Well I won't ever tell the world that I don't belong..." - Don't Belong by Cold (extra thanks to Wandering Hitokiri for putting the lyrics in one of her fics and giving me the idea to look it up on Youtube! SONG FUCKING RAWKS...)

"Must've tried to hold on as you slowly slipped away." - Almost Easy by Avenged Sevenfold (yes, again... I kinda see the scene where Ed and Al's mom die when I hear this verse...)

"In the end, it doesn't even matter." - In the End by Linkin Park

"Burning to find you... will you wait for me?" - My Curse by Killswitch Engage

"Don't put your life in someone's hands; they're bound to steal it away. Don't hide your mistakes 'cuz they'll find you... burn you..." - Get Out Alive by Three Days Grace

"On my own... cuz I can't take living with you... I'm alone... so I won't turn out like you want me to." - Just Like You by Three Days Grace

"Tattoo it on my tainted heart." - Don't Belong by Cold (I can mention a song more than once, dammit! I liked this. Reminded me of Ikari...)

"NOTHING WILL LAST IN THIS LIFE!!" - Unholy Confessions by Avenged Sevenfold

"Where has he gone, what have you done? One voice commands from high above this earth." - Chapter Four by Avenged Sevenfold

"Just live your life blind like me..." - Blinded in Chains by Avenged Sevenfold

"Sometimes life seems too quiet and too paralyzing silence...like the moonless dark-meant to make me strong." - Sorrow by Flyleaf

"Stab my back again, it's better when I bleed for you." - Stab My Back by The All-American Rejects

"I am not afraid to keep on living; I am not afraid to walk this world alone. Honey if you stay I'll be forgiven; nothing you can say can stop me going home." - Famous Last Words by My Chemical Romance

"I always find my place among the ashes..." - Lithium by Evanescence

"I've got nothing to gain, to lose...All the world I've see before me passing by." - ATWA by System of a Down

"I walk a lonely road; the only one that I have ever known." - Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day

"It's all the same in the end." - Never Leave by Seether

"If I gave you the truth, would it keep you alive?" - Truth by Seether (not to be bossy, but...LISTEN TO IT ON YOUTUBE NOW!!)

"1 2 3 4 hitotsu zutsu, 1 2 STEP YOU sou yatte." - STEP you by Ayumi Hamasaki (trans: 1 2 3 4 one by one, 1 2 STEP YOU in this way.)

"Everybody's going to the party; have a real good time. Dancing in the desert, blowing up the sunshine." - B.Y.O.B. by System of a Down

"You're so cold but you feel alive..." - So Cold by Breaking Benjamin

"You can cry all you want to, I don't...care how much you invest yourself in me." - Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough for the Two of Us by My Chemical Romance

"We'll say goodbye, for the hundredth time; and then tomorrow we'll do it again." - Drowning Lessons by My Chemical Romance

"Pull the plug... but I'd like to learn your name. And holding on... well I hope you do the same, sugar." - The Jetset Life is Gonna Kill You by My Chemical Romance

"Now I see the truth; I got a doubt. A different motive in your eyes and now I'm out-see you later." - Headstrong by Trapt

"I tried to be someone else... but nothing seemed to change. I know now... this is who I really am inside." - The Kill by 30 Seconds to Mars

"I'm taking back the life you stole." - It's Not a Fashion Statement, It's a Deathwish by My Chemical Romance

"Cut my life into pieces; this is my last resort..." - Last Resort by Papa Roach

"Before we packed our bags and left all this behind us in the dust...we had a place we could call home and a life no on could trust." - Prayer of the Refugee by Rise Against

"They say it's over and I'm fine again..." - Fine Again by Seether

"Scared and lonely... you won't be scared, you won't be..." - Scared by Three Days Grace

"And I'm sympathetic, never letting on I feel the way I do." - Sympathetic by Seether

"All this time, are we loving? Or do we sit here wondering why this world isn't turning round? It's now or never." - Now or Never by Three Days Grace

"Like clockwork, I commit the crime. I pretend to be everything they like..." - These Walls by Trapt

"Come...break me down. Bury me, bury me. I am finished with you... Look in my eyes; you're killin' me, killin' me. All I wanted was you..." - The Kill by 30 Seconds to Mars

"Familiar breath of my old lies...change the color in my eyes." - Sorrow by Flyleaf (I liked this lyric because it made me think of when Daisuke or Ikari take me over...not that the experience is ever very pleasant.)

"Never again, and never again, they gave us two shots to the back of the head and we're all...dead...now..." - I Never Told You What I Do for a Living by My Chemical Romance (my favorite MCR song so far! Listen to it on Youtube NOW.)

"Playing my part in the dream..." - Collide by Anarchy Club (Fun to play on GH2. Listen to this on Youtube too, mate.)

"If everything I do is wrong...then by God, I'll do it right." - The New Black by Every Time I Die

"She's got a life of her own, and it shows." - To the End by My Chemical Romance (reminded me strongly of Ikari)

"What if I had the guts to put this to your head? But would anything matter if you're already dead? And should I be shocked, now, by the last thing you said? " - Early Sunsets Over Monroeville by My Chemical Romance

"Can you see my eyes are shining bright? 'Cuz I'm out here on the other side of a jet-black hotel mirror...and I'm so weak." - Famous Last Words by My Chemical Romance

"Deep down inside I feel the strain..." - One by Metallica (my aunt calls Metallica 'nigger music' ... makes me sad)

"But I know... you were just like me with someone disappointed in you." - Numb by Linkin Park

"Hurting you with weapons in the form of words..." - This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arm's Race by Fall Ot Boy

"I long to be like you, lie cold in the ground like you..." - Like You by Evanescence

"Must be exhausting to lose your own game." - Call Me When You're Sober by Evanescence

"Excessive vacancy, well maybe; in the shadow of an eye. All the strangers passin' through and where the rules just don't apply." - 96 quite bitter beings by CKY

"I'd say your worst side's your best side." - Polyamorous by Breaking Benjamin

"Cuz you know it's over; growing colder. I need something, leave me next to nothing." - Next to Nothing by Breaking Benjamin

"We grow into the number six hundred sixty-six." - The Wicked End by Avenged Sevenfold (reminds me of this time at McDonald's...me and little man ordered our crap and the price was 6.66. Then next time is was 13 dollars EXACTLY. NO JOKE. It was so cool...)

"I don't deserve to fall this way...all your men who fell betrayed." - Betrayed by Avenged Sevenfold

"I'll get to speaking; let you know how I feel. I'll get to judging; make you see my appeal." - Say This Sooner by The Used

"And what's the worst you take from every heart you break?" - Helena by My Chemical Romance

"And I walk these streets-a loaded six string on my back. I play for keeps-cuz I might not make it back." - Wanted Dead or Alive by Bon Jovi (yes, I abducted my MOM'S CD to get this song on my iPod.)

"Put me to sleep, evil angel... open your wings, evil angel... fly over me, evil angel... why can't I breathe, evil angel?" - Evil Angel by Breaking Benjamin (lyrics may seem...weird, but tis a good song, YUS. (yes))

"There's a stain on my hand and it's red... OH MY GOD, AM I LOSING IT? I can't help what I hear in my head..." - Hand of Blood by Bullet for My Valentine

"Burning on... just like a match you strike to incinerate... the lives... of everyone you know..." - Helena by My Chemical Romance

"So go on and scream; scream at me, I'm so far away... I WON'T BE BROKEN AGAIN!" - Going Under by Evanescence

"A man makes a beast out of himself... gets rid of the pain of being a man." - Bat Country by Avenged Sevenfold

"And though I may have lost my way, all paths lead straight to you..." - Like You by Evanescence

"All these things I hate revolve around me..." - All These Things I Hate by Bullet for My Valentine

"This is how a mountain gathers purposely directed shadows... this sinking ship has a formation that will tear us apart." - Arterial Black by Drist (also fun on GH2, and the real song sounds relatively the same as the GH2 version.)

"And though you're still with me... I've been alone all along." - My Immortal by Evanescence

"Bring in the bring in the bring in the terra cotta bring in the terra cotta terra cotta PIE." - Vicinity of Obscenity by System of a Down

"Who we are and how we tried. Taking every step in stride. It's now or never to decide..." - Now or Never by Three Days Grace

"Hello... I'm still here. All that's left of yesterday..." - Hello by Evanescence

"Escape from the sinking, do you see what I mean? Freedom beats the kingdom, and I saw you in my dream." - RUNNERS HIGH by The Pillows

"When the kids sing out the future, maybe kids don't need the masters. Just waiting for the little busters, oh yeah." - LITTLE BUSTERS by The Pillows

"Kimi wa kimi dake shika inai yo." - Ichirin no Hana by HIGH and MIGHTY COLOR (trans: You are the only you.)

"Of all the colors that you shine, this is surely not your best." - Colors by Crossfade

"So you think you know... how the story goes? ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?" - Are You Ready by Three Days Grace

"If it is a sin, where's my existence?" - Tsumi by HIGH and MIGHTY COLOR

"When it's time to fill the void, my whole life has been destroyed. And everyone around me says, MY TIME IS RUNNING OUT." - Time is Running Out by Papa Roach

"Boku ga kaita sono kage ni kimi no mirai wa kande shimatta?" - Loop and Loop by Asian Kung-Fu Generation (trans: Has your future that I wrote to this shadow grown hazy?)

"Yokaze ga hakobu awai kibou wo nosete." - After Dark by Asian Kung-Fu Generation (trans: My faint hope is carried away in the night wind.)

"Can we play the game your way?" - Lose Control by Evanescence

"Frail - the skin is dry and pale. The pain will never fail. And so we go back to the remedy." - Remedy by Seether

"Tokeru sekai." - Blackout by Asian Kung-Fu Generation (trans: A dissolving world.)

"Two vibrant hearts could change." - Unholy Confessions by Avenged Sevenfold

"Kitaru mirai no souzou suru." - Blackout by Asian Kung-Fu Generation (trans: Imagine the imminent future.)

"I can't escape the twisted way you think of me." - Snow White Queen by Evanescence

"Revenge is dripping from my teeth." - Strength of the World by Avenged Sevenfold

"A world that sends you reeling from decimated dreams. Your misery and hate will kill us all." - Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance

"Shouretsu no rashinban wa mirai itsumo sashishite iru." - Compass by Asian Kung-Fu Generation (trans: The compass of passion is always pointing to the future.)

"And without you is how I disappear." - This is How I Disappear by My Chemical Romance

"Itami dake nara ni toubun sa, sou sa." - Kimi to iu Hana by Asian Kung-Fu Generation (trans: If there is only pain, then it's divided between us, that's right.)

"How can the darkness feel so wrong?" - Your Star by Evanescence

"No there's nothing you say that can salvage the lie." - Truth by Seether

"Kimi rashii iro ni." - Kimi to iu Hana by Asian Kung-Fu Generation (trans: In a color like yours...)

"But things are bound to change." - And All Things Will End by Avenged Sevenfold

"Itetsuku omoi de mune wo sasu kokoro ga." - Blue Train by Asian Kung-Fu Generation (trans: Stab through the chest into the heart with frozen feelings.)

"I'll tell you it's all for you... then deny it." - Given by Seether

"Don't look down, don't look into the eyes if the world beneath you. Don't look down, you'll fall down- You'll become their sacrifice." - The Only One by Evanescence

"Tokihanatsu shunkan boku o sasu." - Flash Back by Asian Kung-Fu Generation (trans: The second it's free, it stabs me.)

"Cuz I'll kill you often as you need. Cover me in gasoline. Wipe away those tears of blood again." - Heaven Help Us by My Chemical Romance

"Ukande hashitta ano hi no kage." - Flash Back by Asian Kung-Fu Generation (trans: The shadow that day rose and ran.)

"You'll never know the way your words have haunted me." - Snow White Queen by Evanescence

"My philosophy is things are just as wrong as they seem." - Because of Me by Seether

"I'm so ashamed of the lie I'm living." - The Gift by Seether

"Blood is spilled and man will follow." - Chapter Four by Avenged Sevenfold

"Well I think I'm gonna burn in hell." - House of Wolves by My Chemical Romance

"Trust all the things I tell you are true." - Given by Seether

"All of this time, I can't believe I couldn't see. Kept in the dark, but you were there in front of me." - Bring Me to Life by Evanescence

"Will I fall again into dismay?" - Never Leave by Seether

"Confided in me was your heart. I know it's hurting you, but it's killing me." - Unholy Confessions by Avenged Sevenfold

"Must be something they're hiding. Must be reasons that no one will dare to tell. Must be something inside me. But I don't think so anymore." - World Falls Away by Seether

"When I grow up, I want to be nothing at all!" - The End by My Chemical Romance (this suits me to a T)

"You can only move as fast as who's in front of you." - Breathe Today by Flyleaf

"Swallowed the lies, can't blame you for thinking with your heart." - And All Things Will End by Avenged Sevenfold

"Just suffocate with smiles and force-fed lies." - Simplest Mistake by Seether

"So paint it black and take it back. Let's shout it loud and clear! Defiant to the end we hear the call..." - Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance

"You should know that lies won't hide your fauts... no sense in hiding all of yours." - Fake It by Seether

"I wish I could be the one... the one who won't care at all." - Unholy Confessions by Avenged Sevenfold

"LOVE IS NOT WHEN YOU FEEL ONLY PAIN!!" - Whispers (I Hear You) by All That Remains

"Left the childhood, left the memories, left te good times in the past." - Second Heartbeat by Avenged Sevenfold

"And now... ya wanna see how far down... I can sink?" - This is How I Disappear by My Chemical Romance

"I WILL NOT REGRET. NO, NO. NEVER LIVE WITH DEFEAT, NEVER FALTER. DESPITE THE AIR THAT I BREATHE. (WITH THE AIR THAT I BREATHE) I WILL NOT CHOKE ON FAILURE!!" - The Air That I Breathe by All That Remains

"No pain as I awoke, but dead." - Radiant Eclipse by Avenged Sevenfold

"Back in the day, when nothing really mattered to me, I only showed my eyes what they wanted to see." - Bring Me Down by Pillar

"A hardship no one should know." - Chapter Four by Avenged Sevenfold

"This night... walk the dead..." - Cemetery Drive by My Chemical Romance

"Nothing hurts my world, just affects the ones around me." - Unholy Confessions by Avenged Sevenfold

"Has no one told you... your cries are all in vain?" - Cries in Vain by Bullet for My Valentine

"DRINK IT DRINK IT DOWN." - Drink It Down by L'Arc-en-Ciel (that was a no-brainer...)

"AND NOW YOU'RE PERFECTING A WORLD... meant to sin." - Unholy Confessions by Avenged Sevenfold

"So many... bright lights to cast a shadow. But can I speak? Well is it hard understanding... I'm incomplete?" - Famous Last Words by My Chemical Romance

"Today's the day we're gonna fade away." - Fade Away by Seether (also a no-brainer...)

"You might wake up and notice you're someone you're not." - The End by My Chemical Romance

"I am not afraid to keep on living. I am not afraid to walk this world alone. Honey if you stay, I'll be forgiven. Nothing you can say can stop me going home." - Famous Last Words by My Chemical Romance

"If you were dead or still alive... I don't care. I don't care. Just go and leave this all behind. Cuz I swear (I swear) I don't care." - I Don't Care by Apocalyptica (featuring Adam Gontier of Three Days Grace)

"Do or die - you'll never make me. Because the world - will never take my heart." - Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance

"The needle's breaking your skin. The scar is sinking in. And now your trip begins but it's all over for IT'S ALL OVER FOR YOU." - It's All Over by Three Days Grace

"No hesitation, and now you've commanded the strife. You need to know that you're in for the fight of your life." - Indestructible by Disturbed

"We salute you in your grave!" - My Way Home is Through You by My Chemical Romance

"Standing on the rooftops (wait until the bomb drops.) This's all we got, now (scream until your heart stops.)" - Rooftops (A Liberation Broadcast) by Lostprophets

"So what's your favorite color, punk?" - My Way Home is Through You by My Chemical Romance

"I'm hoping I'm wrong but I know I'm right - I'll hunt again one night." - Scream by Avenged Sevenfold

"It's true... we're all a little... insane. But it's so clear, now that I'm... unchained." - Sweet Sacrifice by Evanescence

"Sorrow swallows my screams..." - Strength of the World by Avenged Sevenfold

"Preach all you want, but who's gonna save me? I keep a gun in the book you gave me (Hallelujah lock and load.)" - Thank You for the Venom by My Chemical Romance

"Suicidal... I never planned on coming back." - Strength of the World by Avenged Sevenfold

"I'll get to speaking, let you know how I feel. I'll get to judging, make you see my appeal." - Say This Sooner by The Almost

"Love it or leave it, you can't understand - a pretty face but you do so carry on, and on, and on..." - Thank You for the Venom by My Chemical Romance

"Boro boro koboreru kanashimi wo nui tsuketa youna kuroi moyou." - Laika by Asian Kung-Fu Generation (trans: Black markings that look like bits and pieces of fallen sadness patched up and sewn.)

"Mou mayowa nai sonna wake wa nakute." - Over by HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR (trans: Don't lose your way, because there's no more meaning.)

"Does it run in your blood to betray the ones you love?" - Blood by Papa Roach

"I'm sick of wondering, is it life or death?" - One-X by Three Days Grace

"Ayamachi bakari wo kurikaeshi nagara." - Energy by HIGH and MIGHTY COLOR (trans: As they keep on repeating their mistakes.)

"It's strange what desire will make foolish people do." - Wicked Game by Three Days Grace

"I never look back cause I don't even want to." - Getting Away With Murder by Papa Roach

"Machigai darake no yo no naka dakedo." - Energy by HIGH and MIGHTY COLOR (trans: The world is full of mistakes.)

"Cause I'm not a pawn for you to play in your fucking game." - Blood by Papa Roach

"So now I'm standing here alone. I'm learning how to live life on my own." - On My Own - Three Days Grace

"Somewhere beyond hapiness and sadness. I need to calculate what creates my own madness." - Getting Away With Murder by Papa Roach

"It's a crime you let it happen to me. Nevermind, I'll let it happen to you." - Forget It by Breaking Benjamin

"Torn apart at the seams and my dreams turn to tears, I'm not feeling this situation." - All These Things I Hate by Bullet for My Valentine

"Hunting you, I can smell you - alive..." - Haunted by Evanescence

"Omou ga mama kokoro no mama ni…ima wa onaji sora no shita hikari to kage wa kurikaesu." - Kusari by Akiko Kawakami (Trans: Doing what I feel, what my heart wants to do…we’re under the same sky now, light and shadows coming again and again.)

"There's a pulse and it's deafening." - Hand of Blood by Bullet for My Valentin

"And I'm addicted to your punishment." - Getting Away With Murder by Papa Roach

"I will not be drowned by your thoughtless scheming." - Thoughtless by Evanescence (Korn cover)

"Imademo kono munenooku kesenai tsumi wa itamukedo." - Kesenai Tsumi by Nana Kitade (Trans: This uneraseable sin still causes a deep ache in my heart.)

"Doko ni mo nai basho de watashi wa watashi no mama de tatte'ru. Nee kimi wa kimi no mama de ite ne. Sono mama no kimi de ite hoshii." - Surreal by Ayumi Hamasaki (Trans: In a nonexistant place, I stand as I am. Please be yourself. That's how I want you to be.)

"Sayonara wo kazoeta. Omoi ukabu kimi no te. Fukakkouna senaka wo omoikiri keriageta." - Q by Kagamine Rin (Trans: I counted my goodbyes. Your hand that comes to mind. I gave up all thoughts of your unshapely back and kicked it up.)

"Ready go! I don't wanna anymore." - Amazing by HIGH and MIGHTY COLOR

"Cutting through the pages of my fantasies..." - Thoughtless by Evanescence ((yes, I am aware that it is originally by Korn. But I like Evanescence's version more...))

"So afraid to open your eyes." - The Only One by Evanescence

"I hide behind a smile as this perfect plan unfolds." - Away From Me by Evanescence

"I can't wait for you to shut me up." - Shut Me Up by Mindless Self-Indulgence

"Long lost words whisper slowly... to me." - Haunted by Evanescence ((I love this part of the song - at the very beginning. It sounds all creepy and... YAY.))

"Owari ga kitemo kasaneta mono wa nokotte ite." - Owari to Mirai by Girugamesh (trans: Even when the end comes, the things I've accumulated will remain.)

"When all this time I've been so hollow... inside." - Haunted by Evanescence

"Donna ni kodoku ga otozureyou to, donna itami o ukeyou to, kankaku dake wa tozashicha ikenai." - Surreal by Ayumi Hamasaki (Trans: No matter what loneliness comes, no matter what pain you feel, you mustn't close your eyes to it.)

"Yuuyami no naka tooi kioku muimi na mono ga sugitetta dake..." - Kusari by Akiko Kawakami (Trans: In the dark of the night, a distant memory, something meaningless, just passed by...)

"Okashita ayamachi kizukanu hitobito wa subete wo yurusareru no?" - Sunadokei by L'Arc-en-Ciel (Trans: Will everything be forgiven if people don't notice the sins we commit?)

"Shiawase no nozomu koto ga sono higeki wo yonde iru. Kanashimi to hikikaeta egao." - Sunadokei by L'Arc-en-Ciel (Trans: Wishing for happiness brings tragedy. A smile in exchange for sorrow.)

"GOT YOUR DESIRE, LOST THE HEART. GOT YOUR DESIRE, LOST THE OTHERS. GOT YOUR DESIRE, LOST THE WARMTH. AND WHAT WOULD BE LEFT IN YOUR HANDS? AND WHAT? AND WHAT?" - Kuro AGEHA Mau Oka by HIGH and MIGHTY COLOR

"This emotion can reach anywhere! We'll be the light that breaks the darkness!" - DIVE into YOURSELF by HIGH and MIGHTY COLOR

"Ano koro wa kawaru kotae uso da to se wo muketa. Demo me hanasu to kiete shimaisou de kowakatta..." - Owari to Mirai by Girugamesh (Trans: Back then I turned my back on the changing answer, believing it to be a lie. But I was afraid it would disappear if I looked away...)

"And then it's all gone." - Sunadokei by L'Arc-en-Ciel

"Color the dark past." - Behind These Eyes by Eyes Set to Kill

"Let the game begin; another day, another sin." - Assassins by Anarchy Club

"Everything's so blurry, and everyone's so fake." - Blurry by Puddle of Mudd

"Bring back the today... to erase my pain." - Behind These Eyes by Eyes Set to Kill

"I CANNOT CHANGE YOU; YOU'LL NEVER CHANGE." - There's No Sympathy for the Dead by Escape the Fate

"I would not die for anyone but I would kill for you." - Kill for You by Anarchy Club

"If it doesn't kill you it's sure to leave a horrible scar." - Bones Shatter (Never Say Never) by Hedley

"Uso yo uso zenbu uso... Tabun." - Fear Garden by Kagamine Rin (Trans: Only lies, there are only lies... maybe.)

"Kimi no negai, boku no negai, zetsubou to kibou no hate demo." - Kusari by Akiko Kawakami (Trans: Your wish, my wish, even beyond the despair and hope.)

"Kezura reta sora hizashi senubi woshitetemo todoka nai." - Skyscraper by Hatsune Miku (Trans: Even if humans try with all their might, the cutting sun rays are unreachable.)

"So I've come to find everyone goes away. I'm destined to remain. You were never mine... so you were perfect." - Medicate by AFI

"Kiseki negau tabi hitori oitsumerareru." - The Disappearance of Hatsune Miku by Hatsune Miku (Trans: I ask for a miracle, but I just drive myself into a dead end.)

"Owari ga nai to iki saki wo korosu. Wakaru hazu ga nai to, keshiki wo sashita." - Tengaku by Kagamine Rin (Trans: I claim there's no end and stop in my tracks. As if it's possible to know, I deny the sky.)

"Mou shippai, mou shippai. Machigai sagashite ni shimawareba mata mawaru no!" - Rolling Girl by Hatsune Miku (Trans: Failing again, failing again. After your search for mistakes, let's roll again!)

"Kawari yuku sekai toki o koete wa kasureta sora mirai wo sagashita." - Brightdown by Nami Tamaki (Trans: In a changing world, I overcame time and searched for the future in the scratched sky.)

" Kyouki no mado kara, sayonara." - iNSaNiTY by SF-A2 miki and Kaito (Trans: From the window of madness, goodbye.)

"Well, she's not bleeding on the ballroom floor just for the attention. 'Cause that's just ridiculous(ly wrong). Well, she sure is gonna get it. Here's the setting: fashion magazines line the walls now. The walls line the bullet holes." - Time to Dance by Panic! At the Disco

"I'm worse at what I do best." - Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana

"Shinjita hikari wo mamori nuke risou no sekai ga hoshiin daro? Uso wo koe ruyouna RIARU wo kanji tatakae. Onore no karada to sono subete wo sonzai hitei wa sasenai. Sora mo tobe nakatta na monai HERO wa namae wo teni suru." - Kakusei Heroism THE HERO WITHOUT A "NAME" by Antic Cafe (Trans: Protect the light you believed in until the end. You want an ideal world, right? Feel and fight the reality that seems to surpass lying. I will not allow you to deny the existence of your body and all that you are. The nameless hero that couldn't even fly in the sky obtains a name.) ((Makes me think of dear ol' Lloyd Irving...))

"Life's no fun without a good scare." - This is Halloween by Marilyn Manson (originally by the citizens of Halloween. From The Nightmare Before Christmas.)

"Nani mo nai to omotteita keredo jitsu wa tsuraku kurushiku." - VOiCE by Hatsune Miku (Trans: I thought I don't feel anything, but the truth is that it hurts so much.) (Bleh, Teto does this song better than Miku ever could.)

"I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello." - Hello Goodbye by The Beatles (yes, I like some of the classics.)

"And we might have started singing just a little soon. We're throwing the stones in a glass room." - The Carpal Tunnel of Love by Fall Out Boy

"I'm not dead and I'm not for sale." - Trippin' On a Hole in My Paper Heart by Stone Temple Pilots

"I got a problem with the object of the ongoing game." - Too Tired to Wink by Ludo

"Sono konkyo no nai jishin wa dokokara kiterunoka wakaranai." - Cheap Time Disco by Megurine Luka (Trans: I don't know where that unwanted confidence is.)

"Ne! Wasurete shimaeba yokatta." - iNSaNiTY by SF-A2 miki and Kaito (Trans: Hey! It would be great if we completely forgot.)

"We might've said good byes just a little soon." - The Carpal Tunnel of Love by Fall Out Boy

"Child of the moon... changing with the tide..." - Solarhalfbreed by OLIVIA

"My destination's always unknown, I'll find my way there." - Trashed and Scattered by Avenged Sevenfold

"Bokura shika miezu ni seguriageta omoi wa kotoba ni dekinai mama kenmei ni nakiwameku." - Q by Kagamine Rin (Trans: The thoughts that filled our hearts that we could but see cry and lament hard as they can't be words.)

"Saa odorinasai chikara tsukiru made. Ataerareta butai no ue de maebaii." - Child's Garden by Megurine Luka (Trans: Now dance away, until you become completely exhausted. Just dance on whatever stage you have been given.)

"Must be something they're hiding. Must be reasons that no one will dare to tell. Must be something inside me. But I don't think so anymore..." - World Falls Away by Seether

"I got a bulletproof heart; you got a hollow-point smile." - Bulletproof Heart by My Chemical Romance

"Saigo no garasu wo buchi yabure, minareta keshiki wo keri dashite. Sekai ga gyakuni kaiten suru nichijou wo tobi koe." - Kakusei Heroism THE HERO WITHOUT A "NAME" by Antic Cafe (Trans: Break the last glass into pieces, kick out the scenery we're used to. The world will rotate the opposite way, going beyond everyday things.)

"I got a lot of people tellin' me I smell like the dead. Apparently they cannot see that I am already walking 'round without a head." - Too Tired to Wink by Ludo

"I won't be the victim, but the first to cast a stone. Sedated nights to the bar room fights as metropolis takes its toll. And don't you try to stop me, it's a place you'll never know. Don't try to judge or take shots at me, I'll never let you seize control!" - Trashed and Scattered by Avenged Sevenfold

"Illuminant light... illuminate me..." - Solarhalfbreed by OLIVIA

"Nee, anata wa itsuka ina kunari masu ka?" - THE DYING MESSAGE by Kagamine Rin (Trans: Hey, are you going to disappear one day?)

"Matte'te ne honki dakara mou nigetari shinai yo." - Triangle by Mami Kawada (Trans: Just wait, I won't run away anymore.)

"Got postcards from my former self, saying, "How you been?"" - The Carpal Tunnel of Love by Fall Out Boy

"Give me envy, give me malice, give me all your attention! Give me envy, give me malice, baby, give me a break!" - Time to Dance by Panic! At the Disco

"Tsuyogatte mo kakushi kirenai, yowasa wo hakidashite mo ii omou mama." - Child's Garden by Megurine Luka (Trans: Even if you try to act tough, you cannot hide your fragileness, so feel free to let it out, and you'll feel better.)

"Would I die for you? Well here's your answer in spades!" - Hang 'Em High by My Chemical Romance

"Konnichi wa, watashi. Awanakatta darou? Sayonara, anata. Saa, hanashi shiyou ka?" - iNSaNiTY by SF-A2 miki and Kaito (Trans: Hello, myself. Haven't we met before? Goodbye, yourself. So, want to talk?)

"Shitte kudasai. Kiite kudasai. Soshitara tsuyoku nareru kara! Hitsuyou to sareru koto wa kitto kaete kureru kara. Shitte kudasai. Kiite kudasai. Boku ga koko ni iru koto wo! Yuuki wo dashite uketomeru- kimi no ai mo zenbu!" - Tekesuta Kousen by Antic Cafe (Trans: Please know. Please listen. Because if you do so I will become strong! Because I will surely change what will be important. Please know. Please listen. To the fact that I'm here! I'll show my courage and take it-your love and everything!)

"Anata ga kirai, watashi mo kirai, wakiagaru rettoukan to mitashi kirenai kokoro." - Child's Garden by Megurine Luka (Trans: You hate this feeling, and I hate it, too, the feeling of inferiority and an unappeasable heart.)

"Stomp out this disaster town." - The Carpal Tunnel of Love by Fall Out Boy ((Makes me think of the setting of my original work...))

"Ima no wasure kata wo kono uta no sa kotae wo, ashita no aruki kata wo bokutachi ni oshiete yo." - Q by Kagamine Rin (Trans: How to forget the "now", the answer to, well, this song, how to walk tomorrow, teach them to us.)

"Oh my dirty! Nante shuutai boku wa gomakasu." - Yobanashi Deceive by IA (Trans: Oh my dirty! I falsify it all.) ((Cover. By kradness. IS FUCKING AMAZING.))


These're quotes from TV, manga, anime, and pretty much anything else that doesn't particularly belong to me...

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Please don't be sad. Even if the world doesn't forgive you, I will forgive you.

Please don't be sad. Even if you don't forgive the world, I will forgive you.

So please tell me. What should I do so that you'll forgive me?

Higurashi: When They Cry. Abducted by Demons Arc Volume 1, Page 1.

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We are all

Born dead.

The end exists

Before anything begins.

If living

Is a constant quest for awareness,

The awareness we gain at the end is the real goal.

In other words, death

Is the discovery and complete understanding

Of the end.

We are not permitted to seek awareness.

Those that cannot transcend death

Will not find awareness in anything.

Bleach Volume 25, Page 1.

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"If I knew he was gonna leave this early, I woulda beat 'im up yesterday." Edward Elric, FullMetal Alchemist Episode 44, Hohenheim of Light.

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"Told you, Rose. Get too close to the sun, and you burn." Edward Elric, FullMetal Alchemist Episode 1, To Challenge the Sun.

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"Fix you, or the world? Make sure you ask yourself that." Pinako Rockbell, FullMetal Alchemist Episode 3, Mother.

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" Daddy? Are you hurting somewhere?" Nina Tucker, FullMetal Alchemist Episode 7, Night of the Chimera's Cry ((this kills me every time I hear it...))

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"Sleep tight, pipsqueak!" (Psiren)

"Who're you calling a pipsqueak?! You know, I'd be tall too in heels!" (Edward)

FullMetal Alchemist Episode 10, The Phantom Thief

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"But how can that be? I've spent years devoted to alchemy, that damn principle. Getting my arm and leg back and my brother's body. That's our dream. We keep looking for something we can do to balance the equation...to earn it back, but I've never turned it around the other way. Where was the equivalency then? What have we ever gained for our losses? It's always been a one way current, just a series of us giving to the void. Everything's been taken from us!" Edward Elric, FullMetal Alchemist Episode 16, That Which is Lost.

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"I might be empty... but not worthless!" Alphonse Elric, FullMetal Alchemist Episode 41, Holy Mother ((DAMN STRAIGHT, BOY. LOVE THIS QUOTE.))

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"I'm not sure about 'friend,' but we do have an awkward bond of sorts." - Jade Curtiss, Tales of the Abyss

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"Oh I assure you, I'm crying inside, racked with guilt." - Jade Curtiss, Tales of the Abyss

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"Anybody else think I should rip daddy's little girl a new hole?" - Anise Tatlin, Tales of the Abyss

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"The poor thing must've been terrified. She screamed, "I'll kill you bastards!" as she fell." - Fon Master Ion, Tales of the Abyss

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"That's a fine case of sexual harassment!" - Natalia L.K. Lanvaldear, Tales of the Abyss

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"Shut up. Don't beg. I'll puke." - Emperor Peony the Ninth, Tales of the Abyss

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Luke: "You're weak!"

Guy: "You're a hack!"

Jade: "You're whack."

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Asch: "Weaklings! Out of my way!"

Jade: "You say "weaklings" as much as the weaklings do."

Asch: "Sh-shut up!"

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Kano: “It’s kinda funny, actually… My truest tales sound the most false!” ((Intro to Yobanashi Deceive.))

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So... yeah. If you actually read my entire profile, I commend you. It must've been boring as hell...

Temari Haruhara

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New Reality by noa748 reviews
The scary thing is, when you've been stuck in a video game for long enough, it's Earth that starts looking like a dream. But I know it's not. I have to get back home...no matter how impossible it may seem. Self-insert.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 62 - Words: 485,659 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 1/5/2009 - OC
Operation: Avert Crisis by noa748 reviews
Stop Sephiroth. Save Zack. Defeat Jenova. It all seems impossible; I'm just one person. But if I'm going to be trapped here, thrust into the world of Final Fantasy VII by some forces beyond my control, then I have to at least try. Maybe along the way I'll find a way home. Self-insert.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,265 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Sephiroth, Zack F., Genesis R., OC
Reality hasn't any Boundaries by Wingless Symphony reviews
One rainy morning, Ellie Honda decided to play a video game. She didn't get very far because the power went out, and she got sucked into the world of Tales of the Abyss! And as if things couldn't get any worse, there seems to be someone following her... (Contains OCs! You've been warned.)
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Ion, Luke, Tear, OC
Strong Hearts by noa748 reviews
From Aselia to Earth, Earth to Rieze Maxia. I just can't catch a break. But hey, at least we managed to kill Mithos, right?
Crossover - Tales of Xillia & Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,569 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 9/16/2013 - OC, Mithos Y.
The One Night Stand by Shaydrall reviews
So life was pretty normal until I bumped into a girl from two years past in the middle of a NYC blizzard who was wearing just a dress. Oh and she's from a video game, did I mention that? A retelling of Tales of Legendia with an even more in depth look at the characters and their lives. Does not remain canon. If you liked the game, you'll like this fic. Written mostly for me.
Tales of Legendia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,017 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013
Fairy Tales and Brave Vesperia by Sylph Writer reviews
Fairies aren't all about glitter and wishes, they're trouble. If you get one mad, he might just send you somewhere you never expected for punishment. Written because I needed to write something, and Tales of Vesperia doesn't have many SI fanfictions.
Tales of Vesperia - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 417,214 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 11/11/2010
Falling into the Abyss by Chang-Tong reviews
Samantha wasn't a fighter, nor has she ever been taught to survive. She was just a typical sheltered highschool student who likes to play games for fun, yet she was forced to go through the events of the ToA world and take up lessons on both for her own sake, or else die there. A Self-Insert fic. On Hiatus.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 200,408 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 3/4/2010 - OC
Tales of Breaking the Ice by Sylph Writer reviews
INVITATION Addressed to: All Tales characters and their fans. Party Crashers welcome. Location: Just click the pretty button and you'll be there. Time: Don't worry about the petty details like that. Occasion: ...Sylph got bored? Entertainment and meals will be provided, just sit back and enjoy as the writer pokes fun at canon and original characters alike.
Crossover - Tales of the Abyss & Tales of Vesperia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,933 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/5/2012
TGFE: Hello Again by Mix Golden Phoenix reviews
Sequel to "To Gaia, From Earth" Saan returns five years after the Nibelheim Incident to discover things have taken a turn for the worst. Her and her friends are swept up in a battle to save the world. She must face her demons to save her friends. ON HIATUS; MY LIFE SUCKS.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 64,891 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010
Note to Self: Invest in a Sofa Bed by p.r. fox reviews
The kid's just lying there on the filth-encrusted alley floor with the tomcats descending on him and his chest's all torn open like nobody's business, and Luce Worth's just glad his too-small couch will finally be big enough for somebody.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,987 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Hanna F., Dr. Worth
III: The Empress by Kyogre reviews
Oneshot. Susanne finds out her brother and her husband are planning to send her son to die. She's not impressed, so it's off with their heads. Her actions send many a plan off track.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Asch, Guy - Complete
Poor Reception by p.r. fox reviews
Abuse does not convey very well over text messaging.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Veser - Complete
To Gaia, From Earth by Mix Golden Phoenix reviews
After Earth is destroyed, a fighter pilot and her best friend are thrust through time and space to a different planet called Gaia. Come to think of it, are they so different? Takes place during BC&CC. SI/Self-insertion. Very strong language.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 262,146 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Complete
What One May Never See by Jesse A. Harper reviews
How often do we go by something, and never notice it? Annora Thomas finds out just what she never noticed when flung into a fangirl's dream. There's only one problem, and a serious one at that: She's not a fangirl. DONE - there will be no sequel, ever.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 222,979 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
In The Shadows by Jesse A. Harper reviews
Am I on Punked, or Candid Camera, or something? Because if this is supposed to be a joke, it's not funny." Taylor Harding gets an unwanted shock when she suddenly finds herself in a crudy motel room in Wisconsin with two strange men pointing guns at her.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 46,846 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Sam W., Dean W.
Lost on the Road of Life by Jesse A. Harper reviews
If there was a list of all the stupid things that she had done up until that point, kicking a ninja in the groin was probably at the very top. When a college student from Portland finds herself in a bad situation, how will she manage to deal with it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,345 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
When Holes Swallow Girls by CrackedLips reviews
So there I was, on my merry way to Integrated Science, when I nearly fall face-first into a large gaping hole in the sidewalk. It wasn't even, like, a sewage manhole or anything - just a huge, black pit. Seriously, what the hell? OFFICIALLY ON HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,871 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Sasuke U.
Black ToeShoes and Rabid Fandom by Lost and Never Found reviews
When out investigating a strange light out in the woods, two girls, one a rabid FMA fangirl and the other a skeptical disbeliever, have one encounter that they will never forget.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,583 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 8/30/2007
Hitsugaya's Guide to High School by Skyskater reviews
Hitsugaya writes a journal about his high school experience and also dishes up the dirt about your favorite shinigami members! SO READ! Hitsugaya-POV, rated T for language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 104 - Words: 134,125 - Reviews: 2010 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Humane Studies by Itallia reviews
That wasn’t POSSIBLE. You don’t just throw a knife and have it go straight through a metal gun from that distance. The accuracy and power that would take…And these were just KIDS. What in the world was going on? Naruto in our world, Noncrack. ABANDONED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,309 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 2/10/2007
FMA Advice Column by BakaKonekoRKL reviews
Like a Dear Abby advice column, but with all your favorite FMA characters answering all of your questions, even non-advice ones! Review with a question and they'll answer ASAP.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 76 - Words: 250,477 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Edward E., Envy
Based on a 'True' Story by Arktos reviews
Edward Elric finds himself in a world very different from his own, but very familiar to us. A dream every fan is familiar with, but very few take the time to consider the implications of…
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 97,609 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Edward E.
Crossovers by Silwyth reviews
How would you react if you got stuck in the world of YuGiOh wearing nothing but your pajamas and some ugly pink socks? Oh yeah, and don't forget the psycho maniac whose trying to suck your soul out... Anonymous reviews accepted!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 85,124 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 2/19/2005
Drink to Remember by Jaya Mitai reviews
Oneshot, complete. Set in the Perfect After All universe. Present for fellow author JChrys, for her tireless support of the PAA series! The Tringums take Ed and Al out for drinks after the inauguration, and hilarity ensues with a thoughtful twist.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,914 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Owari by skittles88 reviews
10 friends travel to a new world where fantasy is no longer fiction. To find his companions, Sukotto must travel across the Tears into different worlds of fiction. Anime, Manga and Video Game crossover. Currently in Final Fantasy World. With MOOGLES!
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 88,522 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 10/15/2006
Al Talks Too Much by agent000 reviews
What do you do when you want to know something, but the older brother won't say a word? Ask the younger brother, of course! He doesn't know any better anyway...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,093 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Alphonse E. - Complete
How Are We Still Alive? by Nairo Xana and Jemmi reviews
The Akatsuki have somehow arrived in La Jolla, California, into a house with a hyperactive goth, a timid girl, and a girl with a rather colorful vocabulary, what could go wrong? Or rather, what couldn't? Doesn't suck. Rated T for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,060 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Akatsuki - Complete
Teamwork is NOT in my Book! by Mei Fire reviews
When a perfectionist, a techno geek, and an outcast are casted away to the world of alchemy and twisted villians, they'll have to work together to get out of the hellhole. Did I mention they hate each other with a passion? T for slight swearing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2007
Yo ho! by Captain Kisa reviews
Having spilled lemonade on her DVD player, Victoria suddenly finds herself sucked into Pirates of the Caribbean. Will the selfproclaimed voodoo pristess be able to survive the cheating, swashbuckling ways of pirates? No pairings.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,820 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 10/11/2006
The Day Ed Replies to Fanmail by jojosylvia reviews
Ed gets his own computer and now all the fangirls have his email! Now, I have stolen his account name and password so now we can all read what they wrote to him! And, of course, his replies :D
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Edward E.
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Usotsuki, Usotsuki reviews
So, when you're thrown into another world with next to nothing and no idea as to how you got there, how do you handle the situation, especially when talking to people? Simple, really - LIE YOUR ASS OFF. WILL be spoilers. T for swearing and violence.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 161,916 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 12/29/2009
Reversed Reality reviews
What if our reality isn't so real after all? Looks like we're about to find out the hard way... T for much swearing. Self-insert, oh noes. Multiple insert, in fact.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,340 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011
How To Survive A Self Insert reviews
Simple basic rules and guidelines for surviving a sudden dimension switch. And always be on the lookout, Mary-Sues; there is NO escaping the SueSlayer. T for some swearing.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Complete