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Joined 09-23-06, id: 1137102, Profile Updated: 03-27-14
Author has written 29 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Supernatural, British Comedy, Resident Evil, Final Fantasy X, Uncharted series, Final Fantasy XII, inFAMOUS, and Dragon Age.

Greetings peons, you have reached the profile of sai-salamander, nee ForeverValentine. You can find me over on AO3 as Salamander, which is my main haunt these days. I hope to see some of you guys over there!

Shit I like: Resident Evil, Final Fantasy, Charlie Brooker, David Mitchell, Devil May Cry, All Crowley All The Time, Uncharted, inFamous, Inception, books books books, obsessing over Albert Wesker, shooting zombies in the face.

Shit I ship: Leon/Krauser, Brooker/Mitchell, Chris/Wesker, Auron/Jecht/Braska, Dean/Castiel, f!Hawke/Anders, Cole/Zeke, Arthur/Eames, Ashe/Balthier, Basch/Vossler.

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Final Fantasy X: Otherworld by RJtheClown reviews
Sin. The destroyer that has terrorised Spira for a millennium. Fallen summoner Braska begins the pilgrimage of Yevon in a bid to end Sin's chaos. With his guardian Auron, Braska enlists the aid of a drunkard named Jecht, who claims to be a Blitzball player from the mythical lost city of Zanarkand. Can Braska bring the Eternal Calm? And can Jecht return home to make things right?
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 115,436 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/29/2015 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Jecht, Auron
Always You by KiyoshiMichi reviews
Two months with the kid and only three days has he gotten to sleep without the crying and screaming. Something had to change and it had to change soon.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,821 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Credo, Nero - Complete
State of Flux by lemon-sprinkles reviews
Everyone's life is continually changing- melding and reforming again and again throughout the days, months, and years. For Chris, his life was always in a constant state of flux, giving him little time for reflection. WeskerxChris
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 226,338 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Chris R., A. Wesker - Complete
Closer by StarryEyedLight reviews
Appalled by the fact there's the beginnings of attraction towards Snow, Lightning seems to be getting edgy. Much to the sergeant's dismay, a certain tribeswoman seeks to drive her insane... One way or another... SLIGHT SPOILERS LightxFang
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,425 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Lightning, Fang - Complete
The Benefits of Silence by Lexicer reviews
Through trials, hardships, and even a night of baby-sitting, Snow and Lightning are forced to stick together. But what happens when their companionship becomes their own choice rather than a forced burden? Do they have to courage to accept it?
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,503 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Snow, Lightning - Complete
Spending Eternity by randomcat23 reviews
Post Game. Complete. “This whole eternity thing is really going to suck with all you old guys.” Short scenes between Tidus, Jecht, Braska and Auron in the Farplane.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,473 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Tidus, Jecht - Complete
Shoot Your Gun by Kaesteranya reviews
Assorted standalone oneshots and flash fiction pieces for the following pairings: Otacon & Snake, Big Boss & Ocelot, Ocelot & Snake and Boss & Big Boss. Other pairs may follow. Most of these will be porny.
Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 3/16/2008
Old Times by ShyAnon reviews
Jill had pulled Wesker out of the window with her to save them all with their deaths... So why was she waking to a nightmare? Pre-Resident Evil 5 oneshot.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2009 - A. Wesker, Jill V. - Complete
Beauty by blehgah reviews
Auron/Braska/Jecht, slash. Possibly OOC, first time writing them As Auron stares at the pyreflies in the Moonflow, he can't help but think that the flashing lights aren't the only beautiful thing he sees. Jecht notices and takes advantage of him.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Auron, Braska - Complete
The Promotion by fluidstatic reviews
How Vossler Azelas came to be Ashelia B'Nargin's bodyguard.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Vossler, Ashe - Complete
A Little Too Much by SamanthaRose reviews
ONE SHOT Jecht and Auron realize how hard they're making Braska's journey with their constant fighting... could there be something other than hatred as the cause?
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Auron, Jecht - Complete
The inflexible, the irreconcilable, the stubborn by Kaesteranya reviews
Sometimes, Tseng dreads waking up in the morning. Because Rufus is a stalker at heart. Tseng x Rufus
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Rufus, Tseng - Complete
Love Lost by owlmoose reviews
While camping one night, Auron, Braska, and Jecht have a chat about love. Very minor spoilers. Gen. Oneshot.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Auron - Complete
A Match Made in Heaven? by TheMidgetBee reviews
Lord Vetinari is bored. So when Drumknott brings to his attention the fact that he and Commander Vimes are becoming gay icons in AnkhMorpork, it gives him an idea about how he could amuse himself...
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,799 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Complete
LoverFighter by Kaesteranya reviews
Jecht & Auron have a bit of a quarrel on the road because Jecht is a drunken idiot but really, he would like to make up for it. Set pregame. [Jecht x Auron Braska]
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Complete
Discworld Big Brother by Watchman reviews
Will Dibbler keep thinking up idiotic tasks? Will Angua finally be convinced that Vimes' isn't gay? Will the show go on? Who will win? Will anyone win at all? You decide.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,473 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 2/13/2005
Legacy by white lotus reviews
He sacrificed everything he had for the sake of Spira. And he knew his daughter would do the same.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Braska, Yuna - Complete
One Fine Morning by Kaesteranya reviews
This is what happens when Elena enters the President's office without knocking. [Tseng x Rufus, shounenai]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Rufus, Tseng - Complete
We Walk in the Dream by Charmlesslee reviews
A Jecht's POV about his journey to Zanarkand with Braska and Auron. A bit of slashshonen-ai. Please feel free to review!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2005
Metronome by code epic reviews
Seymour and the end, Seymour and the beginning, Seymour and insanity. A finished one-shot; contains implied yaoi.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Complete
His Crudeness Always Saw Me through Hard Times by Seiji reviews
Every Flik fan's obligatory Odessa-angst fic in which the Star Dragon Sword gets the best lines. (YAOI with references to het; not smut)
Suikoden - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2003
Taste of Dust by Rabbitprint reviews
Spoilers for Auron and including postYunalesca plot. Auron thinks about Braska and Jecht, and his continuing purpose for being.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/27/2002 - Auron - Complete
Through the Rabbit Hole by Tomo Trillions reviews
[R for Jecht-language, shounen ai implications, spoilers] What is life if not a road to death? Jecht is told the truth behind the Final Aeon, and Auron must make amends for omitted truths.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,210 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/14/2002
This could be heaven by Tomo Trillions reviews
[JechtxAuron shounen ai, Tidus + Yuna luffluff, SPOILERS] Post-game, our heroes (hee!) prepare for an eternity together - Braska plays middleman, Jecht plays blitzball, and Tidus Figures It Out.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,694 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2002
End's Beginning by Tomo Trillions reviews
[Jecht/Auron yaoi/shounen ai, spoilers] The in-between time, when goodbyes are said and soul-binding promises are made, when you wake up and realize that the story's just begun......
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/29/2002
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Point of No Return reviews
Chris wakes up back in time, before the mansion incident ever happens and boy is that ever fucked up. In which it's Barry's birthday, there are too many shots, and Chris has no goddamn clue what he's meant to do with all this knowledge that's haunting the hell outta him. Chris/Wesker
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,422 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/17 - Chris R., A. Wesker - Complete
Restraint
Cole gets a new power and tests it out with Zeke - arc restraints. Coke/Zeke
inFAMOUS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2014 - Cole MacGrath, Zeke D. - Complete
A Little Different
Parker and Raymond fuck for the first time. Things are... a little different. Resident Evil: Revelations. Parker/Raymond.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Parker L., Raymond V. - Complete
Frost reviews
Set during inFamous 2, after Cole gets Kuo's powers, good!Cole as canon. Cole/Zeke.
inFAMOUS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Cole MacGrath - Complete
All Bets Are On reviews
Jake loses a bet with Sherry and now has to follow through with the consequences. Sequel to On Bets and Their Consequences. Crossdressing, Jake/Sherry
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Sherry B., Jake M. - Complete
On Bets and Their Consequences reviews
Jake makes a foolish bet, and Sherry takes him up on it. Jake/Sherry
Resident Evil - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Sherry B., Jake M. - Complete
Gunoil reviews
The maintenance of one's weapon is important. Chris/Wesker.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/4/2012 - A. Wesker, Chris R. - Complete
On Spell Experimentation reviews
Marian decides to do something nice for Anders this Solstice. f!Hawke/Anders.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Hawke (F), Anders - Complete
All That Remains reviews
After events come to a head, Cole can see nothing but Kessler's goddamn face, laughing at him. He's not a man to suffer being ridiculed, not any more. evil!Cole/Zeke.
inFAMOUS - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Cole MacGrath, Zeke D. - Complete
NaDraWriMo Drabbles reviews
A series of drabbles I wrote as an exercise during November sort of like NaNoWriMo only a lot less awesome . They're mixed gen, slash and dirty dirty kinks, so heed the warnings on each chapter for your own reading safety!
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Complete
Five Moments of Desire reviews
There is something Ashe wants. Ashe/Basch/Vossler
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Ashe, Basch - Complete
Seven Steps reviews
Spoilers for Uncharted 3. Nate gives Elena a Christmas present. Nate/Elena.
Uncharted series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Nathan D., Elena F. - Complete
Spira Infinita reviews
A FFX/British Comedy crossover. David Mitchell is a Summoner; Charlie Brooker and Robert Webb are his Guardians. This is their story. Will contain Brooker/Mitchell later on.
Crossover - British Comedy & Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,541 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 6/7/2010
rosa sinensis reviews
Auron, Jecht and Braska pause to watch a festival during their pilgrimage. Short piece of fluff - with slight angst - for a Valentine's competition. Auron/Jecht/Braska, nothing explicit.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Auron, Jecht - Complete
Like a Drug reviews
STARS Alpha team get word of an illegal drugs deal going down somewhere in Raccoon City, but not everything goes as planned. Wesker/Chris.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,573 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/9/2010 - A. Wesker, Chris R. - Complete
Steel Syndrome reviews
another Wesker/Chris drabble! this one has knives in. mmm knives.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Chris R., A. Wesker - Complete
please don't wake me from this dream reviews
A double-drabble; Wesker/Chris; theme of dreams and present tense. Post-RE5. Probably.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2010 - A. Wesker, Chris R. - Complete
Addicted to You reviews
Another thing! Genre: pwp, challenges: no dialogue. Pairing of Chris/Wesker.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Chris R., A. Wesker - Complete
Appetite reviews
Double-drabble! Genre: sort-of-smut, theme: siege. No spoilers. Leon/Krauser.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Leon S. K., J. Krauser - Complete
Between Disgust and Desire reviews
Set pre-RE5 mild spoilers for aforementioned . The P30 takes more from her than she has to give, and replaces it with that which she never wanted.
Resident Evil - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Jill V., A. Wesker - Complete
In the Hidden Caves
An oil excavation mission holds unforseen challenges for Cloud and Reno. Very mild Cloud/Reno if you squint which I do .
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Cloud S., Reno - Complete
Fandom is Bliss
Another poem that may or may not be about Supernatural. Only this one most certainly is. And the subsequent fandom-obsessions that I hope some people can empathise with. Marked as T-rating because of the suggestiveness of some of the lines.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Castiel - Complete
Possession
A poem that may or may not be about Supernatural. It actually is, but hey, you can decide.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Castiel, Jimmy N. - Complete
The Sixty Six Seals
The breaking of the sixty six seals proved to be more traumatic than anyone could have imagined. This is the story of those seals, and the characters who break and heal with them.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,342 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Dean W., Alastair - Complete
That Bloody Trenchcoat reviews
Dean likes Castiel's coat DON'T WE ALL? . Strange analogies are used. Shmoop ensues.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Skin on Skin on Metal reviews
Written for a drabble-prompt. Dean/Castiel/Impala sort of . Rather sexual
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Heaven for a Moment in Time reviews
“You must take it, Dean. I’ve searched and searched, but there is no other way.” Slight AR, diverging in one simple direction from the Angel Room in 4.22 - Lucifer Rising. What if Dean drank Castiel's blood?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,279 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Bar Tales reviews
Ruined love? Breakup sex? Boozedup angst? Yeah, this has the lot! As well as a bit of... a surprise too! Yay! Pairings are good and fun. Warning: Fluff, explicit content, swearing, yada yada. RenoxVincent, RenoxRufus, MAYBE RenoxVincentxRufus
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Reno, Rufus - Complete
Hide and Seek! reviews
An innocent game? Or much more? Yeah... so I'm not good at summaries the title basically says it all First in a series of RenoxVincent tales...Enjoy! Warning: Fluff, explicit sexual content, swearing [RenoxVincent]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Reno, Vincent V. - Complete