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Joined 09-23-06, id: 1137119, Profile Updated: 03-20-12
Author has written 10 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Labyrinth, Incredibles, Inception, and Discworld.

Who I am:

An assistant bookstore manager who keeps wondering "What next?" when it comes to stories.

Why I'm here:

Fun.

Pika-la-Cynique's challenge: My response is "Here's the Day You Hoped Would Never Come". The link to the original is as follows, sans spaces: http://pika-la-cynique .deviantart .com/art/ LABYRINTH-Here-s-the-day- 48643717

Dudes. Fanart

It's from "Distinctions", which may I point out is the first multi-chapter thing I've ever finished.

Linxcat wins. Copy/paste the following link, removing the spaces: http://linxcat.deviantart. com/art /Distinctions-Sketchdump -291234126

If you have trouble, it may be that you need to join DeviantArt. I'm unsure.

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Don't Leave Me by AndyH reviews
Gaz is a solo-gamer who needs a team partner to compete in a national video game competition, but doesn't think much of the humans around her. Neither does Zim, a solo-invader. And how will they manage all that happens after? An eventual ZAGR piece, but it won't happen the way you think it will. It wouldn't be IZ unless something went haywire. Will build up slowly. A 1st Fanfic.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 326,187 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 2/1/2013 - [Zim, Gaz] [Dib, Tak]
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 7777 - Favs: 3,753 - Follows: 2,759 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Sunny Disposish by Valadilenne reviews
Alice goes back into the Wonderland, charged by a new monarch to root out the cause of classic denizens across the kingdom disappearing one by one. The Mad Hatter and March Hare remain her closest confidantes. WCMI inspired.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 161,909 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta
My Hostage, Not Yours by RavenFollower13 reviews
Bound by secrecy, Zim and Gaz are forced to cooperate with one another until further notice. With a possible invasion on the way because of Gaz's mistake and having to spend every day with Zim, are they just pretend friends, or on the verge of more?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,446 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
Certain Dark Things by burningbright reviews
Some people just won't take a poker to the abdominal cavity for an answer. Susan, Teatime, and the irresistible attraction of fear — again. *Originally titled The End Precedes the Beginning*
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,477 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Jonathan T., Susan Sto Helit
Apocalypse Week by Eternal Contradiction reviews
Sheldon Cooper is crazy, but also kind of made of awesomeness. Or at least that's how Howard puts it. Penny thinks there's a possibility he's made of sexy, and really, the world must be ending if she has to suppress wayward urges to kiss him.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,536 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Patients Wearing Thin by Miss Yetigoosecreature reviews
Well, he had always had what his mother referred to as the Vimes tendency to niggle at things and the Ramkin tendency to meddle in them. Doctors and watchmen have more in common than many people might suspect. Featuring mostly Young Sam Vimes.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,605 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Sam Vimes, Cheery L. - Complete
Unspoiled by forthright reviews
Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time. SK. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 167,228 - Reviews: 10995 - Favs: 6,155 - Follows: 3,047 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Oyster City by Gryphon124 reviews
Through the Looking-Glass, and What Hatter Found There: Short fic. Follows Hatter as he takes the plunge into Alice's world to find her. Set during the end of the miniseries and a bit after. Chapter 3 & 4 are up!
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,242 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Hatter, Alice H.
Otherside Encounter by animegus farmus reviews
It just wasn't Officer Gulch's day...BONUS CHAPTER THE EIGHTH Officer Gulch learns something he already knew...
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 74,827 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Cain, DG - Complete
The Courting of Officer Gulch by animegus farmus reviews
Companion piece to Otherside Encounter, because every story has two sides.
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 112,630 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Azkadellia, E. Gulch - Complete
Diplomacy by Llybian Minamino reviews
The world is changing, and as a result Filia is cajoled into representing the golden dragons as their diplomat. The problem? A certain monster seems to be taking a similar role. The bigger problem? It's not just the monsters that are up to no good. X/F
Slayers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,864 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Filia Ul Copt, Xelloss M. - Complete
Oubliette by Scion of Kushiel reviews
Five years after the Underground, Sarah Williams encounters someone who couldn't, shouldn't be real. But is he?
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,954 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Complete
A Rather Inelegant Courtship by Cyprith reviews
One hundred ways Teatime managed to catch Susan's attention and the slow, accidental process of falling in love. Teatime x Susan.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 11,666 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
Dancing in the Dark by DamageCtrl reviews
AUPWP: Having heard a rumor about two tea servers in the lower tiers of Ba Sing Se, Katara and Toph sneak away go to investigate only to have their suspicions confirmed. ZutaraBlutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 64,257 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 10/27/2006 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Sole Survivor by IronDoormat reviews
PreHBP. 39 days on a tropical island. Can Hermione outplay the Muggles, and a familiar face, to become Sole Survivor? HGDM, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 85,749 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Love Thy Enemy by RedNovember reviews
[ZK AU] The mighty Fire Empire rules the entire world, after they conquered it a century ago. Now, almost a hundred years later, a tiny tribe of rebels have sent Katara, an undercover assassin, to kill the Fire Emperor Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,905 - Reviews: 1822 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 3/26/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Tales From the House of the Moon by Resmiranda reviews
Kagome, now in college, discovers the tale of Sesshomaru and Rin. Grief can be a prison, but the bonds of love are not easily broken. What is the truth behind fairytales? [SessKag] [COMPLETE]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 326,106 - Reviews: 4715 - Favs: 5,420 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 2/18/2006 - Published: 12/12/2003 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Into the Rose Garden by Dryad13 reviews
Sarah has good grades, a circle of friends, and a cute boyfriend. Life's great...right? So why does she have the strange feeling that something's missing? Fairy tales show that magic will make you or break you. Which category does she belong in?
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 109,232 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/8/2006 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Complete
Fugue by Resmiranda reviews
The present revolves around the past; truth and remembrance are two different things. After the well closes forever, Kagome finds a familiar face in the present era. [SessKag] [COMPLETE]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,170 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 88 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
The Enticement by Scattered Logic reviews
In exchange for returning to the Labyrinth, Sarah is offered what she desires most... She's about to learn there is a huge difference between fantasy and reality.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,190 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 2/28/2003
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Fragments reviews
All of Susan's abilities, mundane and otherworldly, never stop improving. She may just be good enough to make a real difference in a child's life. Throw in Fate and a certain Lady who shan't be named, and Susan's little idea will probably become a big adventure. She's only herself to blame, really.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,039 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Susan Sto Helit, Jonathan T.
Distinctions reviews
Teatime decides to go and get a life, and since Susan took the first one, it's only right she should be made to help. Major revisions 07/12.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 89,081 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Jonathan T., Susan Sto Helit - Complete
Additions to Distinctions reviews
Bonus features to Distinctions. Cut scenes and epilogues. Trajectory shifting to M rating, perhaps. Some cut scenes now moved to Distinctions; I'm sorry to lose your reviews here.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,312 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Susan Sto Helit, Jonathan T.
Turned reviews
Exploring life after the Fischer job. Think back story, relationships, and the slow build toward something good.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,466 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur
Proper Usage reviews
Susan, her habits, and what has become a personal demon. General until changed. The ideas wouldn't leave me be.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Susan Sto Helit, Jonathan T.
Fine Print reviews
Underground spells, not being printed, don't technically COME with fine print, but it was there; as no one reads fine print, Sarah had missed it. REVISIONS begun 2/11. Holy cow, Chapter 11 is better now, and there's actually a new chapter.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,510 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Sarah, Jareth
See saw reviews
There's no black or white. What Violet learned early on is that there isn't a middle gray, either. There's an infinite number of choices, and you don't have to stick to just one. Synlet, and you can blame a girl called Crispy Gypsy for it.
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
Here's the Day You Wished Would Never Come reviews
An Underground souvenir appears, and Sarah wishes that it hadn't.Response to a challenge from PikalaCynique I repsonded more to the image than to the title. It remains a oneshot for now.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Complete
Meaningful Gestures reviews
Katara causes some severe damage. To be fair, she's a bit batty right now.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Katara - Complete
Bargaining reviews
Oneshot. Katara performs some tricky battlefield first aid. T for language.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete