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Joined 09-23-06, id: 1137372, Profile Updated: 07-19-08
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, and Fairy Tales.

Hey. What's up. How's life? (And so forth.)

What can I say? I always want to write something clever and hilarious in this section, but I'm just way too lazy to bother. Does anyone even read these? I don't thinks so, so whatever. I also don't think I could give even the smallest impression of who I am as a person without becoming accidentally misleading, so I won't bother with that either.

...BUT...since I'm confusing and ridiculously contradictory in every other aspect of my life...I figure I might as well write something in that big, tempting white space below. SO. What shall it be? Truths? Lies? A fascinating story (no doubt) about yours truly? I highly doubt you care. But it sounds intriguing in a random sort of way so I'll go for it.

Here are the "facts".


I am in love with the creator of Starbucks and go through brief psychological trauma whenever someone suggests that my beloved coffee shop is overrated.

I love the Seahawks but have absolutely no idea how football works. (Their colors are very nice.)

I don't really like Harry Potter. I feel like JKR got lucky with her books, because I know of many other authors more skilled and captivating than her that receive much less acclaim than she does.

I'm a closet romantic but laugh at corny lines indefinitely.

I am so realistic I'm often seen as bitter, cynical, and rude (I wouldn't exactly call those points inaccurate), but I still love old Disney movies to the death, especially The Lion King.

School is my number one priority, but despite that I get distracted way too easily and am a horribly avid gossip.

Although the word "bitch" is a demeaning expression used for males to impress inferiority upon females, I can think of no better way to describe my own personality.

Fanfiction is a terminal embarrassment for me.

I worry about all and everything, even though my personal slogan is "Why waste your time worrying when you have ages before having to face the consequences?"

I hate awkward conversations, movies, etc, but am purposefully blunt in conversation in order to make people uncomfortable and, accordingly, be amused myself.

I love, love, love, love, love (get it?) the Fox TV show Bones. To be honest I'm a little obsessive. I'd be embarrassed except, well, I'm not.

I am amused by virtually everything, and my best friend often complains because her pain is a source of my laughter.

I go back and forth between being exited and anxious about my future to thinking that I won't last long enough for there to be a future.

I know more story-jokes to be considered normal and find endless amusement in them. I also am suspect to telling and finding hilarious the short, stupid, cracker-jack box jokes as well. For instance: Two canibals are eating a clown. One canibal turns to the other and says, "Hey, is it just me, or does this taste funny?" ...Ha. Haha.

I'm afraid of opening myself up to people for inspection because I know that if anyone saw who I really was they would never like me, including my immediate family.

The only things I am absolutely honest about are my opinions, where I tell the truth almost to a fault.

My family is Catholic, but I am lucky for them to also (ironically) be fairly liberal, otherwise they would have tried to exorcise me or something.

I support every minority society criticizes and genuinely believe that steryotypes are terrible in giving too many people false labels that they don't deserve, but I still (guiltily) find South Park funny as hell.

I exaggerate statements and sentiments about a million times a day.

I love and worry about my two younger brothers more than they could ever know, but I wouldn't dream of shifting my facade of the mean big sister.


Um. Updates = rare. Insofar as One Last Chance to Shine (my most current WIP) is concerned, I've got the whole story planned and everything, but even that fails to motivate me to write. I apologize in advance for my lack of determination.

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My Deliverance by twinsuns09 reviews
Voldemort's rising reign of terror, NEWTs, death attempts, a Headship, a tangled affair with James Potter, hilarity, grief, love, secrecy, maddness... it's almost hard to believe that I've survived to graduate. I am Lily Evans, and this is my 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 118,496 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Out of Boundaries by Lioness Amythest reviews
Lily Evans is a young Auror assigned to Alaster Moody. During a case she meets an intriguing Death Eater with a dark past: James Potter. When she starts investigating his history, she begins to question his involvement with Voldemort. As she gets closer to this highly attractive and dangerous man, her own life and Auror license is put on the line. Revised and Updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,360 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Will you? by BlueSphinx reviews
Ron lost a ring, Harry his love, Bill his nerve, Albus his life, Alastor his heart, and Dolores probably her mind. But a proposal is a proposal, even if something is lost. CHAPTER 20: Victoire and Ted
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,440 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Complete
Prince Charming by Citnamor Sselepoh reviews
Repost::If you asked Lily Evans what she thought of James Potter, she wouldn't have much to say. Prince Charming? Not quite. What she's been looking for? Not a chance. The man of her dreams? Not in a million years. Exactly what she needs? Undeniably so.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,785 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 5/24/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Proving Me Wrong by Heresmyhandle reviews
UNFINISHED: War is coming. But no one knows that for years, Lily Evans has been fighting in a conflict much closer to home. The end is in sight, and it appears she may actually escape to a new life in the Wizarding world...until James Potter sees her battle scars.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,183 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 1/14/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Philologus by PPVV reviews
COMPLETE! AU Welcome to H.W Academy, where manners exist and the nobility reside. It’s the only world James Potter knows, but when Lily Evans enters his life, that world is shattered. L/J He’s about to learn that there are some things money can’t buy. R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 184,698 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
When You're Gone by Ashley055 reviews
Booth is hurt and Brennan takes immeasurable steps to keep their connection strong. How will Booth react to how much his Bones has changed in the process? B&B Friendship. Hints at more.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,700 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Complete
Four Things She Can't Remember And One She Can by tempecameron reviews
[BrennanBooth] She knows this is supposed to be a Big Deal.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
The Only One She Ever Feared by Marchwriter reviews
SPOILERS for the last book. Estranged old friends draw new boundaries and renew old ones in their relationship as the season wanes. A year before her death, Lily Potter and Severus Snape finally reach their permanent parting of the ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Inability to Act by GhostOfBambi reviews
For anyone who ever wishes that they'd done something differently. For everyone who wishes that they'd said it when they had the chance. For the person who took a giant risk. For the people who were too afraid to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,611 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 85 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Endurance by Pantz reviews
Sometimes, when there's nothing left all a person can do is fight. But Remus has always been a broken soul.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Something More by CindyLuWho reviews
Sirius Black was everything Lily had ever dreamed of. So why is James Potter the one taking her breath away? Maybe Lily has finally found the something more she was looking for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,055 - Reviews: 1638 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Melting Resolve by Autumn Amethyst reviews
Oneshot. There were only so many places to hide from James Potter around the castle. This was the last place on earth where she thought he would find her. It became the first place where she allowed him to.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Sock by Phantom Labyrinth reviews
James Potter has a hole in his sock, and he can't help wishing the girl across from him were someone else.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Colors by metro.max reviews
All it took was a look into his eyes for her to see it. [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/19/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Coloring Books by AmazinglyMe reviews
A glimpse of what the Marauders might have done to their coloring books as children. V. short.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Complete
Music of the Night by Phantom Labyrinth reviews
Lily Evans and James Potter have a lot to deal with: hypnotic students, an underground spy network within Hogwarts' walls, a suicidal Snape, a secretive Professor Binns, a unicorn, and Cormagnus outbursts. And of course, falling in love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 97,144 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 6/24/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Magnificent by Capegio reviews
Susan was gentle. Edmund was just. Lucy was valiant. But away from Narnia, how can one be magnificent?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Complete
Someone Like Me by Anaela loves who reviews
James doesn’t understand. Everything he has done in the past year was to bring himself closer to Lily, but still… LJ oneshot, pure 100 per cent unadulterated fluffy angst, I CALL IT FLANGST! Happy ending . You have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Simplicity by tiger17lily reviews
[One Shot] Sometimes, love isn't as simple as it seems ...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,670 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/10/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Gum Wrappers by mermaidrain reviews
Harry Potter Verse: Neville Longbottom visits his parents every week and nothing ever changes. But this week something is different.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Complete
Crossroads by Emmyjean reviews
In her seventh and final year at Hogwarts, Lily Evans finds herself facing a tragedy that leaves her life in pieces. She ultimately finds great strength both within herself and those she never would have expected. FINAL CHAPTER UP July 8 05!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 138,872 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 1,758 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 8/7/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Confetti Through Glass by arctique48 reviews
She watches at her sisters wedding, standing with her husband, and feels so alone. One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Lily Evans P., Petunia D. - Complete
Twice as Bright by thirty2flavors reviews
Vernon loved normalcy almost as much as you did and these people were not normal. He hated them, but then again, you hated them more. [One-shot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/3/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Daughter by Pantz reviews
[One Shot] "You know he was someone special because she never brought one of her boyfriends home before."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Tainted by Liisa reviews
Who would have left Sirius in the picture of the Potter's wedding day? Would one of the Potter's friends really want Harry to see his parent's killer? Maybe...but maybe not.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Platform by gpoy reviews
LJ, one-shot. Sad, dark blue fluff, the silkier kind. 'You must have loved her very much, not many people remember enough to wait.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/14/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
You Used To Be Crazy Like That by Beatrix Bloxam reviews
You took your coat off, and stood in the rain... you were always crazy like that." James changes for Lily, but changes like that can never be good. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Freshmen by FalseEyelashes reviews
For the life of me I cannot remember...What made us think that we were wise and we'd never compromise...For the life of me I cannot believe we'd ever die for these sins...We were merely freshmen...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Complete
Speaking From the Heart by gpoy reviews
LJ, one-shot, fluff-stuffed (in three words) James is nervous about an oral exam he has to give to get into Auror Training.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/1/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Nicest Thing My Mother Ever Did for Me by JKLB reviews
When Sirius Black is sorted into Gryffindor, NO ONE is particularly happy about it. MWPP at 11.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,561 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/5/2003 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
For What Might Have Been by Weaver reviews
In private, she reads the letters over and over again... one day, she might write back. A tale of two sisters, driven apart by different worlds.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/27/2003 - Lily Evans P.
Rocky Road Ice Cream by Distorted Pheonix reviews
It was the little things that bothered me the most.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/12/2003 - Published: 7/18/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Patronus by Ashfae reviews
Remus' thoughts during the anti-dementor lessons.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2002 - Remus L., James P.
A Small Truce by Mariner reviews
Severus Snape threatens an owl, faces a moral quandary, and talks to a wall.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,084 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Severus S., Sirius B.
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One Last Chance to Shine reviews
In which Sirius is neither nonsensical nor giggly, Lily does not have a group of friends all named Mary Sue, James doesn’t magically grow up over the summer, Peter speaks, and Voldemort hasn’t gone on a brief holiday.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,041 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Lily Evans P.
The Fisherman and the Nymph reviews
COMPLETE. A magic fish, a greedy fisherman, and the results of a bad decision.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
The Head Boy reviews
[Ch.8 Up] It's Lily Evans' last year at Hogwarts, and while James Potter isn't the prat he used to be, she still doesn't want to date him. Can Lily make him forget about her before she ends up falling in love with the very person she promised to hate?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,032 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 10/10/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
How To Save A Life reviews
Complete. “You never though that your end would come so soon. But you know that you have do everything in your power to make sure that it’s not her end as well.” LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,349 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/12/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Refuge reviews
He fell in love with her for her temper. And even though her hatred eventually ebbed away, that never did. [LJ oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,197 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
Homeward Bound reviews
After the death of her parents, Lily Evans thinks there is only one thing she can do to save her remaining sister: she must leave the wizarding world. James Potter thinks otherwise. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,670 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Complete
Happy Christmas reviews
“Goodbye, James,” she said when he didn’t speak. She leaned forward, kissed his cheek, and, before he knew it, she was gone. Forever. And everything that he had ever worked for was merely dust in the wind...until Christmas Day, that is. Fluffy LJ oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Complete
Redemption reviews
I was never reckless like Sirius, or brave like James, or even smart like Remus. I was the coward. The weakling. The traitor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Peter P. - Complete
Saving Me reviews
Every once in a while, our small worlds of bliss are interrupted by episodes of hopeless grief and despair. It is in those times, more than ever, that we learn to count on our loved ones to hold on to life and to love. LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Complete
Animagus reviews
Oneshot. When one thing comes out, who knows what else will escape the mouth? LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,811 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/26/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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