Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, Legend of Zelda, Harry Potter, Zombieland, and Gundam Wing/AC.
Hello! I am No-Name. I am a 21 year old female, with brown hair and eyes.
What Fandoms Am I Reading At The Moment?
and the occasional random fandom when it strikes me, not to mention the various crossovers...
Well, thats all I have to say for now. I just have some parting quotes to entertain you with!
Me: "The plan is all coming together!"
G.N: "And together they ended the Dark Ages, defeating great villians, such as Bruce Lee, Jet Lee, and the bad guy from Lethal Weapon 4!"
Henry Spencer: "What about your license?"
Shawn: "It starts with a 'HOLLA' and ends with a creamsicle."
Tony DiNozzo: "If you were a bug, would you attack Gibbs?" == SWAK NCIS S02.E22
Ducky: "I spoke to a . . . Dr. Brad Pitt."
Ziva David: "Tony, your dying words are going to be, "I've seen this film!" == Hiatus, Pt 1 NCIS S03.E23
Timothy McGee: "Abby slapped Ziva and Ziva slapped Abby!"
Tony DiNozzo: "Abby! Front and center. You too, Ziva. Let's go! I know what happened."
Maes Hughes: "Are you kidding? This is a contest of freaks, and I'm as normal as they come! What do you want me to do? Fire my slingshot at him?" == Fullmetal Alchemist
Those who aspire to less, accomplish less. There can be no doubt. It is better, I think, to grab at the stars than to sit flustered because you know you cannot reach them. At least he who reaches will get a good stretch, a good view, and perhaps even a low-hanging apple for his effort! -- R.A. Salvatore, Sojourn
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. -- Mel Brooks
'She was like John Rambo meets Polly Pocket Dakota Fanning crossed with Death Wish 4' -- Kick-Ass (The Comic)
"I don't fuck goats, Mr. Gibbson. I make love to them." -- Mister Ricter - Wanted (The Comic)
==On the day Harry Potter was born, the heavens shuddered and the black clouds poured forth a sea of bubbling acid, destroying a small mining town, a museum devoted to the history of pencil shavings, and a rather obscure duplication of the Mona Lisa. Both the magical and the muggle newspapers blamed this on pollution in the ozone and left it at that. Lily and James Potter, meanwhile, paid it no mind and in no way was this a prophetic sign from some godly power, warning them of the threat in their midst.
==The Fuji FactorTM was actually an addendum to Murphy's Law. The Fuji FactorTM was simple: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong at the worst possible moment because Fuji will make it so. The Fuji FactorTM had a one hundred percent success rate. And The Fuji FactorTM was a living, breathing migraine.== -If Wishes Were Horses by Sugarpony (Prince of Tennis)
==The human placed a hand over his eyes. It was times like this when he was stood pregnant in the middle of a spaceship with two hands on his stomach and a lecherous relative of his lover eyeing him up opportunistically that he really wished he’d listened to what his mother had told him when he was young. Then again, she probably wouldn’t have had much to say about this sort of thing. It wasn’t done to talk about sex and babies and things.
==“So who are you then, if you’re not Harry Potter?” Fred asked skeptically. “And why do you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead?”
Tim the Enchanter: "There it is!"
"What do you burn apart from witches?"
"LOGGED!" -- Naruto Abridged
Kabuto: "My . . . Ninja Info Cards." -- Naruto Abridged
Kakashi: "Let's see, creepy summoning circle . . . check. Underage boy with shirt off . . . check. Creepy Michael Jackson look-alike who likes little boys . . . Crap. Where am I going to find one of those?"
Kakashi: "Hehe . . . Moo! Dance cow! Dance!" -- Naruto Abridged
Sasuke: "Sensei, I think we need to talk about your creepy obession with animals . . ."
Iruka: "Ah! Touche!" -- Naruto Abridged
Kurenai: "Oh no! Kakashi! Protect me . . . with your penis!" -- Naruto Abridged
The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else.
This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with a whimper.
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
Many that live deserve death, and some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Do not be too eager to deal out death and judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends.
Whoever said 'Sunshine brings happiness' never danced in the pouring rain.
I laugh in the face of Death! . . . Ok, maybe not laugh . . . more like a snicker! . . . A quiet snicker. And I wouldn't do it directly in Death's face either . . . So, it's more like a quiet snicker . . . behind Death's back.
The dark is my friend, sarcasm my companion, the written word my lover.