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Name: I'm not givin' my real name but call me Chibi, my friends do (I used to be really short)
Gender: Female (as if that wasn't freaking obvious)
Language: English, a lil Japanese and a lil Spanish.
My friends: You guys rock mah sox!
Psychology: best. class. ever!
Sonic games: fun on a bun!
Yaoi: It's oh so smexy
Sleep: Would be so much easier if i wasn't so insomnic.
Bullies: You people almost drove me insane.
Anti-mainstreamists: Get your own frackin opinion and stop biting the heads off people for enjoying something popular, you ruined Twilight for me you jerk-offs.
Chavs: I'm surrounded by the buggers!
People who shove their religion down your throat: Spending eternity in 'heaven' with you is worse then goin to hell.
Sociology: a bugger load of work for a subject that bores me.
Anal fanbrats: Having anal fanbrat syndrome has a 100 percent fatality rate if you bring your bitching near me.
Insomnia: Cuz there's nothing more fun then spending every night lying in bed for hours trying to sleep but to no avail.
People who put each new chapter as a seperate story: Way to fail morons
People who bitch about their lives continuously: Sorry I'm fresh out of sympathy.
People who think there's a competition between Harry Potter and Twilight: there's no freaking relation you twats.
fav music: I'll try anything but i mostly go for rock music, i don't mind the occassional pop song so long as it isn't too preppy heck i even like Rouge's theme and thats Jazz. Unfortunatly i have yet to find a rap, R&B or hip-hop song that doesn't irritate me.
Hobbies reading fanfiction, msning, tidying, daydreaming, playing videogames, hacking video games, sleeping (or attempting to), exersizing.
What I hate in a fanfic:
Oc's: I simply don't like them they're just really intrusive, i most probably wont read a story if it has an Oc as a main character unless it's REALY and i mean REALLY good.
Sorties held ransom for reviews: Thoroughly irritating and doesn't make the author particularly popular with any of us.
Unexplained OOC: Tolerable in really good fanfics unless their REALLY OOC but I sometimes don't mind those fics where the character has an epiphany and decides to stop being annoying.
People putting thmeselves in a fic: no offense, it may be an amazing fic but I'm just not interested.
Fics that lose the plot and start yammering: really dissapointing...
Sue's & Stu's: need i say it...
Current unhealthy obsession: Sonic the Hedgehog games.
Fav male characters: (in no particular order...or are they?)
Shadow: The awesome emo hedgehog that introduces a darker side to into the series that it desperatly needs with sonics constant preppyness and sickening moralising.
Knuckles: One of the few older gen charcters I actually like, I admire his dedication to his job. He's one of the few likeable power type characters.
Espio: Come on he's a freaking ninja, not to mention the only member of the chaotix that you can take seriously. He's definatly the brains of that team (not that there's much competition)
Jet: I want an extreme gear now. Jet's cool and awesome and in an ideal world where SEGA doesn't worship sonic Jet would win every race in the riders games.
Silver: He's quite cool but there isn't much i can say about him.
Manic: He's a total pothead and the coolest of the 3 siblings, i want him in the gaaaaames.
Fav female characters:
Rouge: One of the first kick-ass girls of the series, she's strong, cool and has a deadly kick. (She's not a slut people seriously Amy's more of a slut then her)
Blaze: A cool speed type character and she's pyromanic which is just plain cool...oops i meant pyrokinetic.
Tikal: Lol at the hippee
Least favourite male characters:
Sonic: There i said it, i HATE him! He's a stuck up jerk who's head is so far up his own ass that he's looking down on us through his freaking nose. I know alot of people like him because of the old gen games but i'm afraid he got intolerable about the point he started talking. Sega really need to pull the spotlight off this blue douchebag and share it with some of the cooler characters.
Chris Thornedyke: Was there any point to this guy other than randomly invading plots in the anime with his bitching and ineffectualness. I have yet to see someone who actually likes him.
Big: What is it with these games and making the power characters (besides Knux) giant annoying retards?
Eggman: He's nothing more than a miserable mockery of the supervillian robotnik, he's becoming more and more and like team rocket from pokemon everyday. He's supposedly a genius but he's only capable of producing crappy robots that fall apart after being bounced on a few times.
Vector: A money hungry mofo crocodile who just grates my nerves. I'm shocked that social services hasn't taken Espio and Charmy away from him yet considering they sleep on the floor or in a draw (ignore the rhyme).
Least favourite female characters:
Amy Rose: A slutty stalker that molests sonic at every chance she gets. She's a high pitched skank that feels the need to continuously flash her underwear at us, she's nothing more then a degrading stereotype that makes women everywhere bury their heads in embarressment and shame.
Marine: Just plain irritating.
Elise: A character from Kingdon Hearts that was kicked out because of her furry fetish. That kiss scene was just disturbing, partly because she kissed an animal and partly because she kissed a corpse.
...I'm sure there's more but i cant think of any
Couples i love: (in seme/uke order for non-het)
Shadknux: Squeeably cute!!
Sonadow: Not sure why i like this i just do.
SonKnux: Same as above.
BlazeXRouge: I have yet to come across this couple but something about it just seems cool to me.
KnuxRouge: The only almost cannon couple that I like.
StormXJet: decided to test it one day and i loved it!
Vecpio: major squee!
Honestly i'll read almost any couple so long as i actually like one of the characters in it.
‘Time is never wasted when your wasted all the time’
‘Five out of four people have a problem with fractions’
‘ Im not as think as you drunk I am’
‘no you don’t get it you think you get it which isn’t actually the same as getting it get it’
‘officer I swear to drunk im not god’
‘whats the difference between a man and a cat fish? Ones a bottom dwelling scum sucker and the others a fish’
'uh if its not about me make it about me or me is leaving'
‘I used to have super powers….then my therapist took them away from me’
‘I used to be a skitzo but we’re ok now’
‘my imaginary friend think you have some mental issues’
‘never go to bed angry stay up and plot revenge’
‘flying is simple just throw yourself at the ground and miss’
‘why is it called after dark when its actually after light’
‘always remember that your unique just like everyone else’
'save the earth its the only planet with chocolate'
'how can i miss you if you won't go away'
'i understand the concept of cooking and cleaning just not how they apply to me'
'i didnt say it was your fault i just said i was gonna blame you'
"If the world chooses to become my enemy...I will fight like I always have! - Shadow
"Maria- this is what you wanted, right? This is my promise I made to you . . ." -Shadow (sniffle so sweet)
"I promise you...revenge!" -Shadow.
"DEATH TO ALL WHO OPPOSE ME!" - Shadow
"With the power of these Emeralds... I'm going to destroy this damn planet!"- Shadow
"You're going straight to hell!" - Shadow
"Where's that damn fourth Chaos Emerald!?" - Shadow
"You should thank me for letting you live." - Shadow.
"Case closed." -Espio.
"I've a bad feeling about this." Espio.
"Easy for you to say. Who signed me up for this anyway?"- Espio
"Insulting. Your training has been a waste of time. "-Espio
"Forgive us, but this is our duty." -Espio
"Behold! Ninja power!" Espio
"Spirits unite!" -Espio
"Hm! I think it's time for a little fun!" -Jet
"No way I'm gonna lose!" -Jet
"Now you'll see my TRUE POWER!" -Jet
"Why'd you do that? I was just having this great daydream!" -Jet
"The dirt suits you so well!" -Jet (this was to sonic so i have to agree there)
"Hand it over Eggman I'm losing my patience" -Knuckles
"No time for games..." - Knuckles
"That's a good one, YOUR Emerald. Talking to you is a waste of time!" -Knuckles
"Sonic is NOT my buddy!" -Knuckles
"This will end it!" -Silver
"There's no way I'll lose!" -Silver
"Heh! Enjoy!" -Silver
"This is the end, prepare to meet your doom." -Silver.
"Well...uh, Blaze? To kill someone to save the world...Is that really the right thing to do?" -Silver
"Dude." - Manic
"All the world's jewels will be mine." - Rouge
"You guys don't fool me, I know what you're after! Better stay out of my way!" - Before fighting Team Chaotix in Sonic HeroesRouge
"Winning is everything..." Rouge.
stop child abuse!!
My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm sradishing to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I sradish to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Child Abuse: Make it stop
Her dad was a drunk
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrust the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
Aren't they sad?;.;
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