X-Harlequin-X
hide bio
Follow . Favorite
Joined 09-23-06, id: 1137546, Profile Updated: 01-06-10

ATTENTION ALL YAOI HATERS AND FLAMERS, PLEASE KEEP DOWN CTRL AND PRESS F4, Have a nyc day :)

Name: I'm not givin' my real name but call me Chibi, my friends do (I used to be really short)

Gender: Female (as if that wasn't freaking obvious)

Language: English, a lil Japanese and a lil Spanish.

likes:

My friends: You guys rock mah sox!

Psychology: best. class. ever!

Sonic games: fun on a bun!

Yaoi: It's oh so smexy

Sleep: Would be so much easier if i wasn't so insomnic.

Dislikes

Bullies: You people almost drove me insane.

Anti-mainstreamists: Get your own frackin opinion and stop biting the heads off people for enjoying something popular, you ruined Twilight for me you jerk-offs.

Chavs: I'm surrounded by the buggers!

People who shove their religion down your throat: Spending eternity in 'heaven' with you is worse then goin to hell.

Sociology: a bugger load of work for a subject that bores me.

Anal fanbrats: Having anal fanbrat syndrome has a 100 percent fatality rate if you bring your bitching near me.

Insomnia: Cuz there's nothing more fun then spending every night lying in bed for hours trying to sleep but to no avail.

People who put each new chapter as a seperate story: Way to fail morons

People who bitch about their lives continuously: Sorry I'm fresh out of sympathy.

People who think there's a competition between Harry Potter and Twilight: there's no freaking relation you twats.

fav music: I'll try anything but i mostly go for rock music, i don't mind the occassional pop song so long as it isn't too preppy heck i even like Rouge's theme and thats Jazz. Unfortunatly i have yet to find a rap, R&B or hip-hop song that doesn't irritate me.

Hobbies reading fanfiction, msning, tidying, daydreaming, playing videogames, hacking video games, sleeping (or attempting to), exersizing.

What I hate in a fanfic:

Oc's: I simply don't like them they're just really intrusive, i most probably wont read a story if it has an Oc as a main character unless it's REALY and i mean REALLY good.

Sorties held ransom for reviews: Thoroughly irritating and doesn't make the author particularly popular with any of us.

Unexplained OOC: Tolerable in really good fanfics unless their REALLY OOC but I sometimes don't mind those fics where the character has an epiphany and decides to stop being annoying.

People putting thmeselves in a fic: no offense, it may be an amazing fic but I'm just not interested.

Fics that lose the plot and start yammering: really dissapointing...

Sue's & Stu's: need i say it...

Current unhealthy obsession: Sonic the Hedgehog games.

Fav male characters: (in no particular order...or are they?)

Shadow: The awesome emo hedgehog that introduces a darker side to into the series that it desperatly needs with sonics constant preppyness and sickening moralising.

Knuckles: One of the few older gen charcters I actually like, I admire his dedication to his job. He's one of the few likeable power type characters.

Espio: Come on he's a freaking ninja, not to mention the only member of the chaotix that you can take seriously. He's definatly the brains of that team (not that there's much competition)

Jet: I want an extreme gear now. Jet's cool and awesome and in an ideal world where SEGA doesn't worship sonic Jet would win every race in the riders games.

Silver: He's quite cool but there isn't much i can say about him.

Manic: He's a total pothead and the coolest of the 3 siblings, i want him in the gaaaaames.

Fav female characters:

Rouge: One of the first kick-ass girls of the series, she's strong, cool and has a deadly kick. (She's not a slut people seriously Amy's more of a slut then her)

Blaze: A cool speed type character and she's pyromanic which is just plain cool...oops i meant pyrokinetic.

Tikal: Lol at the hippee

Least favourite male characters:

Sonic: There i said it, i HATE him! He's a stuck up jerk who's head is so far up his own ass that he's looking down on us through his freaking nose. I know alot of people like him because of the old gen games but i'm afraid he got intolerable about the point he started talking. Sega really need to pull the spotlight off this blue douchebag and share it with some of the cooler characters.

Chris Thornedyke: Was there any point to this guy other than randomly invading plots in the anime with his bitching and ineffectualness. I have yet to see someone who actually likes him.

Big: What is it with these games and making the power characters (besides Knux) giant annoying retards?

Eggman: He's nothing more than a miserable mockery of the supervillian robotnik, he's becoming more and more and like team rocket from pokemon everyday. He's supposedly a genius but he's only capable of producing crappy robots that fall apart after being bounced on a few times.

Vector: A money hungry mofo crocodile who just grates my nerves. I'm shocked that social services hasn't taken Espio and Charmy away from him yet considering they sleep on the floor or in a draw (ignore the rhyme).

Least favourite female characters:

Amy Rose: A slutty stalker that molests sonic at every chance she gets. She's a high pitched skank that feels the need to continuously flash her underwear at us, she's nothing more then a degrading stereotype that makes women everywhere bury their heads in embarressment and shame.

Marine: Just plain irritating.

Elise: A character from Kingdon Hearts that was kicked out because of her furry fetish. That kiss scene was just disturbing, partly because she kissed an animal and partly because she kissed a corpse.

...I'm sure there's more but i cant think of any

Couples i love: (in seme/uke order for non-het)

Shadknux: Squeeably cute!!

Sonadow: Not sure why i like this i just do.

SonKnux: Same as above.

BlazeXRouge: I have yet to come across this couple but something about it just seems cool to me.

KnuxRouge: The only almost cannon couple that I like.

StormXJet: decided to test it one day and i loved it!

Vecpio: major squee!

Honestly i'll read almost any couple so long as i actually like one of the characters in it.

QUOTE TIME

‘Time is never wasted when your wasted all the time’

‘Five out of four people have a problem with fractions’

‘ Im not as think as you drunk I am’

‘no you don’t get it you think you get it which isn’t actually the same as getting it get it’

‘officer I swear to drunk im not god’

‘whats the difference between a man and a cat fish? Ones a bottom dwelling scum sucker and the others a fish’

'uh if its not about me make it about me or me is leaving'

'huh?'

‘I used to have super powers….then my therapist took them away from me’

‘I used to be a skitzo but we’re ok now’

‘my imaginary friend think you have some mental issues’

‘never go to bed angry stay up and plot revenge’

‘flying is simple just throw yourself at the ground and miss’

‘why is it called after dark when its actually after light’

‘always remember that your unique just like everyone else’

'save the earth its the only planet with chocolate'

'how can i miss you if you won't go away'

'i understand the concept of cooking and cleaning just not how they apply to me'

'i didnt say it was your fault i just said i was gonna blame you'

Sonic Quotes!!:

"If the world chooses to become my enemy...I will fight like I always have! - Shadow

"Maria- this is what you wanted, right? This is my promise I made to you . . ." -Shadow (sniffle so sweet)

"I promise you...revenge!" -Shadow.

"DEATH TO ALL WHO OPPOSE ME!" - Shadow

"With the power of these Emeralds... I'm going to destroy this damn planet!"- Shadow

"You're going straight to hell!" - Shadow

"Where's that damn fourth Chaos Emerald!?" - Shadow

"You should thank me for letting you live." - Shadow.

"Case closed." -Espio.

"I've a bad feeling about this." Espio.

"Easy for you to say. Who signed me up for this anyway?"- Espio

"Insulting. Your training has been a waste of time. "-Espio

"Forgive us, but this is our duty." -Espio

"Behold! Ninja power!" Espio

"Spirits unite!" -Espio

"Hm! I think it's time for a little fun!" -Jet

"No way I'm gonna lose!" -Jet

"Now you'll see my TRUE POWER!" -Jet

"Why'd you do that? I was just having this great daydream!" -Jet

"The dirt suits you so well!" -Jet (this was to sonic so i have to agree there)

"Hand it over Eggman I'm losing my patience" -Knuckles

"No time for games..." - Knuckles

"That's a good one, YOUR Emerald. Talking to you is a waste of time!" -Knuckles

"Sonic is NOT my buddy!" -Knuckles

"This will end it!" -Silver

"There's no way I'll lose!" -Silver

"Heh! Enjoy!" -Silver

"This is the end, prepare to meet your doom." -Silver.

"Well...uh, Blaze? To kill someone to save the world...Is that really the right thing to do?" -Silver

"Dude." - Manic

"All the world's jewels will be mine." - Rouge

"You guys don't fool me, I know what you're after! Better stay out of my way!" - Before fighting Team Chaotix in Sonic HeroesRouge

"Winning is everything..." Rouge.

stop child abuse!!

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child Abuse: Make it stop

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Aren't they sad?;.;

There! I support the bunny! Copy and paste it to your profile so the bunny can gain world domination

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you belive in GOD put this in your profile.

If you have an annoying little sibling, copy and paste this in your profile.

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you do understand it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like pie, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're too lazy to copy and paste this stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate 'Flame Rising' and all his other accounts, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually post your stories as 'complete' when you finish them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the goverment should keep"One nation under God..."in the pledge of allegiance,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that idiot girl in the Eggo waffle commercial should give her father some of those stupid waffles already, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that your are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that Global Warming is real, and that it should be dealt with, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, xX-Arianna-hime-Xx,X-Ha

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, SarcasticallyTroublesomeGirl,Mitsukai Tsubasa,Gforcemember45, Zillah 91, Onix Attack, Kaity the Chameleon, xX-Arianna-hime-Xx, Seppaku

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe.Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts of at the others.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

()()
(0.0)
( _ )

Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help it achieve world domination. Come to the dark side (we have cookies.)

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles,And you like Copy& Paste stuff,copy and paste this into your profile.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

His Name is Jack by CanYouDisagree reviews
When Kurt's Uncle comes to town, everyone's worried, but why does a certain mohawk equipped jock take special interest in Kurt's predicament? When personalities clash, and understanding is the product.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,876 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
Gone by EchidnaGirl reviews
It's been a year. Cream and her mother throw a party to reunite the Sonic team... But some of them have changed... And not in a good way. What do you do when a year's absence changes you... Beyond recognition? Knuxouge pairing, slight Sonamy
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,025 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Rouge, Knuckles - Complete
Blinded By Love by Chaotix Kitsune reviews
Espio's life starts to spiral out of control when he get's involved with an abusive boyfriend. Only one person can save him, but is Vector up to the challenge? Yaoi, Mpreg, and Vecpio later on. NOW RATED M FOR LATER CHAPTERS.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,725 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Vector, Espio
Sonic Advance EX by JetStriker96 reviews
The following holds characters who belong strictly to Sega and/or Sonic Team. As a mysterious beings crashes down to Earth,Multiple fierce enemies have appeared on the planet. The Sonic Team must reunite, and unlock fabled powers! Story belongs to JS96
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,623 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Jet, Tails
1 Echidna and 2 Hedgehog by Tailsic reviews
knuckles get turn into girl, and the new female Knuckles catch the attention of two hedgehogs. who will win Knuckles over. SonicxFemaleKnucklesxShadow.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,110 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Knuckles
Gilded Cage by Haiku Kitten reviews
Light finds a use for L. Rape, MPreg, one sided Misa/Light, non consensual Light/L, future Light/L DISCONTINUED
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,854 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - L, Misa A.
Any Faster by UFAlien reviews
If the wind blew any faster, it would deafen the world." - Jet the Hawk Jet is the king of Extreme Gear - all winner, all the time. Except when he goes toe to toe with Sonic. And this next rematch is gonna be a lot different... SonJet, clean
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Jet, Sonic
Safety Pillow by Machine Sunshine reviews
Storm catches Jet resting on his stomach. ONESHOT possible sequel Shounen-ai,Fluff,alittle angst Storm/Jet
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Jet, Storm - Complete
One Heart by Dragoness reviews
If you liked my other giant fics, hopefully, you'll like this one too...Ash finds himself tormented by strange dreams and searches for a way to end them.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 206,778 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/18/2006 - Published: 6/23/2001
Creations by devilburns reviews
Knuckles has attracted the interest of different people for different reasons. Find out where this leads. Crap at summaries sorry.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,422 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/1/2006 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Knuckles, Shadow - Complete
Powerless by Jaswinder reviews
Bakura loses much more than a duel when Yami Malik defeats him a second time... Ryou x Bakura, genderbending, not shonen ai. Rated for swearing and adult themes. Complete and revised as of May 2010.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,548 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/17/2005 - Published: 12/21/2003 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete