NotMixedEqually
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Joined 09-23-06, id: 1137571
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

Hello, I'm Jess. I'm a teenager and I live in the United States. I love POTC, Star Wars, and the Twilight book series, among other things. Oh, and I'm random. More random than you. I'm also convinced that I'm psychic. But you don't have to worry about that. And that's all you need to know!

Favorite Quotes that come from all sorts of places:

"The world sucks. Otherwise, we'd all fall off." -shown to me by a friend

"That's what you think. I am totally a gothic emo person!" "Ewww Jess! You just made me throw up!"- from a chat I had with my friend's brainless little sister...her response made me laugh... (I'm not goth or emo, that I know of, just so you know)

"If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk!"-from a keychain

"My face in thine eye, thine in mine appears. And true plain hearts do in their faces rest, where can we find two better hemispheres without sharp north, without declining west? Whatever dies was not mix'd equally; if our two loves be one, or thou and I love so alike that none can slacken, none can die."- 'The Good Morrow' by John Donne, featured in Tristan & Isolde

"I am not bound to please thee with my answers." and "There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so." by William Shakespeare. I agree completely with him, though my friend thinks he was on drugs. Eh.

"The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Kevin Federline is only one example." –Schadeboy’s signature on the Twilight Lexicon. I can think of other examples...

"Farewell! Thou art too dear for my possessing." -Shakespeare. Think Edward, New Moon. Don't you agree?!

"Well that's just maddeningly unhelpful."- CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow

"A mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese."-some website

"Ok, so what's the speed of dark?"- I did ask my Science teacher this once. She had no idea what I was talking about. Some science teacher. Hmph. I really was wondering, too...

Okay, since I have too many favorite quotes to put on here, why don't you just go to GoodQuotes(dot)com? I get lots of them from there. I'm totally using one of their answering machine messages when no one's home to witness!

STORIES:

You may notice that some of my stories have vanished; this is because I’m redoing them eventually. Key word: Eventually. I also may be adding to Here With Me, so look for that. There's a very high chance of me doing something in Edward's POV.

ATTENTION! THE PARAGRAPH BELOW HAS BEEN CHANGED! (updated on 7/16/07)

Right now I’m working on an original story. I came up with it and wrote some of it on an atrocious 16 hour train ride coming back from Disney World (you’ve gotta love that place) so I’ve a pretty precise idea of where I want it to go. It should be up by next year at the very latest, but it's going to be on FictionPress. It will most likely be up by the end of the summer, though. It used to be an ExB Twilight AU fanfic, but the storyline works out much better for an original story. I guess you could call it a thrilling romance. There'll be deceit, scandals, lust, secrets, lies... all that fun stuff, basically. :) I think it’ll be pretty cool, though, so look out for it. And you will never, never, never, ever guess the ending, which is my favorite part. I've finally decided on a title! REJOICE! It is...-drum roll- ...Gray Skies. The story even has two theme songs, but I can't tell you about them because they'll spoil the entire storyline, which is slightly cliched. Just slightly. My name on FictionPress is the same as this one: NotMixedEqually. I have the preface and one character's backstory done, so those should be up before August. I'm working on the 1st and 2nd chapters now. (7/16) I've finished the first chapter. I'm now stuck on the second one. I swear, it is impossible for me to get from point A to point B. Why isn't there a point A and a Half?!

That is all, I suppose.

Auf Wiedersehen!

One more thing I found that amuses me:

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

Yes, I did fall for that, sadly. I'm normally not that gullible. HA! You're thinking about being gullible, too, now aren't you? You so are.

HELP! Okay, before I got an account here, I was reading this one Twilight fic that I liked, but when I joined, I guess I never put it on any of my alert/favorite lists. So basically, I need help finding it. I don't know exactly what it was about, but I can give you an idea. There was this werewolf pack that was underground and a girl named Vivian was leading them, and she was the older sister of Jessica Stanley (not 100 sure on that). There was a guy named Zane, and he loved Bella, who somehow got underground with the pack. One scene I remember is where Zane and Bella were by/in a lake or pond. Bella was (I think) in her nightgown, and I think it was white. So she and Zane were hanging out by this lake in the middle of the night. Edward enters the story at some point, and eventually he and Zane are competing for Bella's love. That's as far as I got. I think Edward took Bella to a ballroom, too, at some point. So, if anyone knows what story this is, please let me know! It's been bugging me for quite some time that I can't remember the name/author of it.

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Sacrifices by Enthralled reviews
When Edward left Bella, he did so in the hopes that she would have a happy, human life. What would happen if she did just that, but it turned out that things didn't go as either of them planned? Edward & Bella AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 322,466 - Reviews: 5793 - Favs: 3,798 - Follows: 2,847 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Definition: Life by Warui-Usagi reviews
After a seemingly permanent seperation from Ian, Wanda is all the more overwhelmed by her emotions and their control over her body. Now, trapped under the constant scrutiny of Comforters and Seekers, she tries hard to hide her secrets…with no real sucess.
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,572 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O.
Home by Storms reviews
They say Time heals all wounds but I don't think that's true. Only one thing could heal Emily's heartache...Love. There have been a lot of stories written about the night Sam attacked Emily but nothing about how they reunited. This is the story of how the
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Complete
Bella's War by Storms reviews
[Complete]The Sequel to Bella's Crown: A storm is brewing off in the horizon and deep within Bella. She needs her family more than ever if she is to continue to hold on to what is dear to her. A new enemy is hidden in the shadows threatening everything.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,099 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 1/28/2007
Bella's Crown by Storms reviews
[COMPLETE]The sequel to Bella's Cross...The Volturi have been defeated and chaos rocks the vampires' world. For Bella, Edward, and the rest of the Cullens an interesting destiny awaits.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,237 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 3,528 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
The Past Comes Back to Bite You by sillybella reviews
AU: After Edward left Bella went to Jacksonville to live with her mother. Years later, after her husband dies, she returns to Forks with her daughter. What will Edward think when he passes through? What will Bella's daughter think of Edward? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 75,552 - Reviews: 2761 - Favs: 1,761 - Follows: 1,746 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 1/20/2007
10 years later by Bella Mason reviews
takes place in middle of NM what if Edward hadn't come back? If Bella had gotten older, just as he wanted?And what if they meet again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,197 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 1/21/2007
When Heaven's Not Far Away by TwilightMoon416 reviews
Millions of spiritual creatures walk the earth.Unseen, both when we wake and when we sleep. John Milton Immortality was seen as a damnation in his eyes, that he was damned.But he didn't realize...heaven wasn't far away.39332 HITS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 44 - Words: 60,220 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Bella, Edward
Midnight by Point of Reason reviews
What is midnight but the blackest time of day? Sequel to Moonrise, read that first. Complete. Over 9,500 hits.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,440 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Complete
Hero by Point of Reason reviews
Something was wrong. That’s why Edward had come. Her love was unrequited, after all. ExB AU: crossover between SpiderMan and Twilight. Constructive criticism needed. Chapter EIGHTEEN up. Over 10,087 hits.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,313 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 7/25/2007
In Search of Something More by 0'EmeraldEyes'0 reviews
Edward and Bella are young and in love. But Edward has a secret. What will happen when he asks Bella to accompany him halfway across the country, in search of something more?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,260 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 7/8/2006
Breaking Barriers by kajibot reviews
Series of One-Shots: Renesmee, feeling jealous after witnessing a "moment" between Jake and Bella, resolves to make him see her as more than just his hybrid obligation and as someone he could possibly fall in love with and desire. Post BD, Jake/Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,754 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
Breaking Dawn Sing Along! by LindaRoo reviews
American Pie" by Don McLean set to the plot of Breaking Dawn. You'll laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
Pregnant Vampire Bella Joins the Army! by LindaRoo reviews
The ultimate combination of horrific AU plotlines...but in character, reasonably plausible and actually written in proper English! Cowritten with the hilarious MarcyJ! We are writing this a breakneck speed, so look for updates often
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,423 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008
Burn Beautiful by kajibot reviews
After Bella is turned, a million problems arise. The werewolves are furious, Victoria is still thirsty for revenge, and suddenly, Edward and Bella's relationship takes an unexpected turn, bringing them somewhere neither of them have gone before.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 94,673 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
The Forks Fairy Tale Collection by Appy4la reviews
Everyone mentioned in Twilight and some from New Moon get sucked into various fairy tales. 'Nuff said.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,191 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 9/22/2006
The misadventures of Drama class by iheartsunshine reviews
What do you get when you mix Bella and Edward with a school play? A fake vampire seeking revenge, bunches of boy bands, and Tinker Bell Tights? The Misadventures of Drama Class. More than 30,000 hits. REVIEW AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,042 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 6/19/2006
Pregnant Vampire Bella Joins the Army by MarcyJ reviews
The ultimate combination of horrific AU plotlines. Cowritten with the hilarious lindaroo! We are writing this a breakneck speed, so look for updates often!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,505 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008
Burn The Woods To The Ground by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
Triquel to Dont Go In The Woods Alone and It's Better To Avoid The Woods Completely Isabella Swan is officially a member of the Volturi. But when those she fought for are in danger, will she risk everything to save them? Rated T to be safe...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,626 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Complete
Dusk by Paradoxically reviews
Ever wonder what happened in between the last chapter and the Epilogue of New Moon? This story answers some of those questions. Beware, spoilers and fluff abound.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 26,586 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 10/7/2006
Holiday half helpings by Georgiana1234 reviews
On a rainer day than usual in Forks the Cullens revisit a game which they last played for thirty or so years, with good reason.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,608 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 12/26/2006
Empathy by Warui-Usagi reviews
When you’re an empathetic vampire struggling to maintain the “vegetarian” charade so much more than the rest of your adopted family, sharing a house with a bloodthirsty newborn probably isn’t the best way to cope. Oneshot. Post Eclipse. ExB
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,555 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
La Cosa Nostra by Hersheys Rocks reviews
Au. 'Why don't you fear me' Fear? What did it matter? She was going to die anyway, like all the other hostages of La Cosa Nostra...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 27,046 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Complete
God Bless Catastrophe by emilie whoa reviews
What if Renee never left Forks? How would that affect Bella when she meets the new kids her first day of Freshmen year at Forks High?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,602 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
High Noon by Warui-Usagi reviews
The sun burns its fiercest and brightest at noon, warming everything it touches, fighting off clouds, storms and rain. Werewolves. Brothers. Imprinting. Newborn vampires. The Cullens. Victoria. Bella…it’s all just another day in life of Jacob Black.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/3/2007
Get Even Or Die Trying by reader71 reviews
Bella broke up with Edward once he refused to change her. He thought he was keeping her safe. But now Bella has a new best friend, a new wardrobe, and a new boyfriend. Can he save their relationship before theres nothing left to save? Last Chapter Up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,152 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Complete
Those Few days by zinthafan reviews
Right after New Moon, Edward decides to leave Bella once more after seeing her crying. Somehow or another, Bella and him get back together only to have Victoria, and a mystery partner, hot on their trail.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,070 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 8/28/2006
Curse by BlueSea14 reviews
Bella says goodbye to the pack at Emily's wedding reception in La Push. But a redhead is waiting, with a nasty surprise in hand. Now, she must survive and find her way back to the Cullens--where things may never again be the same.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,354 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Things We Wish We Knew by Paradoxically reviews
The tale of Alice and Jasper's first meeting in 1948: There has never been a couple like them before, and never will be again. Future tales of the two to follow.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 12/5/2006
Moving On by Addie W reviews
What happens if Edward lies again? What happens if he leaves Bella again, and Carlisle can't change her because there's no peaceful way around the treaty? Well, Bella tries to move on, of course. But does it work? NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 63,049 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Complete
A Second Chance by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
The Narnians all watched, observing the High King as he held the body of their Gentle Queen, and his eldest sister. What happens when you lose someone you love? You've got no second chance...usually. No pairings, just bonding. T to be safe...
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Peter Pevensie, Susan Pevensie - Complete
Emmett and the Bare by sillybella reviews
For the Twilight Challenges August Challenge, to celebrate the creation of the Emmett AntiDefamation Society, your choice of Emmett opportunities: 1. In Emmett and the Bear, Emmett says, I thought what happened next was my judgment. I'd had a little too m
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
Amethyst Skies by Dog-Demon-Emiko reviews
Part 1: Edward changes Bella but she has become pregnant and flees. Part 2: Years later, he meets his daughter and learns that she's in danger in more ways than one.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 203,603 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 11/25/2006 - Complete
A Brother's love by moviemaniac07 reviews
Pogue Parry loved his sister. He really did want her to be happy, even if it meant being in the arms of Reid Garwin. But he didn’t have to like it. In fact, he didn’t. FINISHED! M for excessive lang.
Covenant - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 63,692 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Reid G. - Complete
Dying Is Your Latest Fashion by psychiatrist's worst nightmare reviews
[By wrecking hotel rooms and Just A Little Bit Dramatic] The world was shaking, and suddenly tilted at an angle. Something hit my head, and I vaguely realized I was lying on my side. Then it hit me: I had done this. I had slaughtered the being I loved...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,515 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 6/18/2007
Waste a Moment by Countess Jackman reviews
Warm blood seeped from the corners of my mouth as I stared at Edward in horror. “And if we leave it in?” He asked, his voice cracking. Carlisle hung his head, hiding his grim expression. “Either way, she dies.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,563 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
The Naked WolfBoys of La Push by sillybella reviews
I couldn’t help wondering about the werewolves’ clothes – or lack of them since they are always bursting out of them. I’ve been promised that the answer will be in Eclipse, so I figured I better hurry and write this before my hopes for naked wolfboys are
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
Valentine's Day by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
Lightning split open the sky, as rain continued to pour down. Thunder shouted, echoing, as a lone figure stood in the rain, standing beside a grave. Songfic...what would you do if you loved someone who was killed?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
Just Like You by Bright Green Eyes reviews
A love like no other. A harsh separation. Jagged Change. Reunion, tension. 25 years of disdain, can they learn to rejoin? Can they overcome the obstacles of the past and present? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,452 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006
Dusk 'Til Dawn by Books4love reviews
Bella begins another year at Fork, this time not alone. Set after Twilight. BellaXEdward pairing, of course. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 164,496 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Complete
Thirsty by sillybella reviews
Parody of Twilight clichés. I've even hit my own stuff with parody. OOC It's a parody, remember? ONESHOT Oh, and it's for Taxi.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
I Love You More by sillybella reviews
Will Edward ever understand how much Bella loves him? Oneshot fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Complete
We Teach Friends Health Insanity Room 191 by L.C.Candle reviews
Notice: Persons attempting to find a Motive in this narrative will be prosecuted persons attempting to find a Moral in it will be banished persons attempting to find a Plot in it will be shot. [Formally known as Welcome to Insanity Room 191]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 24,367 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 11/24/2006
One Shot's all You Got by L.C.Candle reviews
[Collection of OneShots] Ready...Aim....FIRE! Yessiree, I do believe you hit the spot. Now which prize? Funny, Sad, Romantic...? The list goes on my friend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007
Press Play by L.C.Candle reviews
Press Play on the Tape Recorder... and listen to the soundtrack of Edward and Bella, before, after, or maybe even during, New Moon. [Song Fictions for people who don't read Song Fictions.]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,760 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006
Quiet Lamentations by MarcyJ reviews
What are the minor characters of the story feeling and thinking during pivotal scenes? Get inside their heads and hear the unsung sorrows and joys that percolate there.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 5/2/2007
Peonies by sillybella reviews
I return every year to watch the peonies bloom. Bella planted them to remind me of our love. “Because you won’t change me, and someday I’m going to die.” It's been twenty years since I left. Did she have the happy human life I wanted for her? AU E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,024 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 1,567 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete
Illuminati by Lilith Filth reviews
Wild Hearts in Love Always Stop Beating
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,813 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Complete
It's Better To Avoid The Woods Completely by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
[Sequel to Dont Go Into The Woods Alone] Isabella Swan wished for an eternal life as a vampire...but be careful what you wish for. It may come true. Rated T for safety. Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,651 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Complete
The Truth About Forever by Cranberry Cocktail reviews
A oneshot drabble. Bella and Edward in the future. A look at life, as Bella is meant to live it.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Guard My Heart by thesunshinekid reviews
“Is it true that you are more dead than the undead? That your heart is beyond repair?” Bella believes a lie that her new friends feed her, and finds her heart slowly shattering to an almost irreparable state...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,379 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
By Any Other Name by sillybella reviews
Set in the summer after Twilight. Pointless, funny fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 57 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Complete
Shell by Warui-Usagi reviews
AU: Jacob couldn’t have been more right. He knew this would happen. There really was nothing left of Bella anymore…at least, not of the girl he once knew and loved. Something else had taken control of her body: cold, cruel and horrible as it was…Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,553 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Complete
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
After The Room Clears by wrecking hotel rooms reviews
Bella always did get what she wanted...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Complete
Fall To Pieces by Warui-Usagi reviews
It’s funny, isn’t it? How ham and cheese toasted sandwiches and shattered blue vases are the things that cause you the most pain…the things that make you fall to pieces. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Complete
Cold, but I'm Still Here by Kris10rox reviews
Why can't I be strong enough to walk away? Why can't I be man enough to walk away? That's just it. I'm no man, but a soulless corpse. I am selfish. In every aspect of the word.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Complete
Vampires don't cook by Georgiana1234 reviews
When Alice is forced to take Home economics how will she cope? Vampires don't cook!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007
Shenanigans by Amber'n'Bronze reviews
Edward and Emmett's hysterical St. Patrick's Day adventures.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
When the Stars Call Our Names by Iridescent Toxik reviews
This is Bella's new life, this is the world at it's worst. This is the world knowing about vampires. Please Read and Review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,132 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/2/2007 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Complete
Seeing Angels by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
It was impossible...I couldnt be...but I was. I was seeing angels. [Edward's POV] Rated T for safety...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Complete
Together Forever by vindicatedd reviews
Bella makes a drastic decision that she feels will protect everyone. Edward disagrees, but can he stop her in time? Set after New Moon. A one shot. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Complete
Divide and Conquer by just a little wicked reviews
The figure stood before me, its black menacing eyes staring me down. This being had given me a choice, do or die. But you see, my life wasn’t the one that would end. The life in danger was infinitely more precious. [BOOK TWO IN THE STARCROSSED TRILOGY]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,447 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Complete
A Christmas in Forks by Appy4la reviews
The Cullen family and Bella begin to celabrate Christmas!Completeted!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,197 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/20/2007 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete
Why I Love My Truck by sillybella reviews
Bella is always reluctant when Edward wants to buy her a new car. Is there a secret reason she likes her truck so much? And don't worry where they are driving. It doesn't matter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 75 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1714 - Favs: 3,093 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
The Toast Attack by L.C.Candle reviews
What might happen if Bella became insane from sleep deprivation. Rotating POV, if anyone looses brain cells or suffers damage from laughter, L.C. Candle is NOT paying hospital bills. Sorry.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Complete
She's was gone by Georgiana1234 reviews
This is one of my fears of what might happen if Edward changes Bella. Will she be the same? Oneshot from Edward's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Complete
I'll Be There When Your Heart Stops Beating by RyuuMahou reviews
You guessed it! It's a song fic! Woot. Can you guess what its about? EB
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Complete
Play Your Part by Warui-Usagi reviews
Aro did always have a knack for finding that element of entertainment in other people’s suffering…particularly Edward’s. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Complete
StarCrossed by just a little wicked reviews
Life isn’t fair. Yes, I believe I have heard that somewhere before. Just when everything seems perfect, everything just has to go horribly wrong. That’s the story of my life I suppose. [NOW COMPLETE][BOOK ONE IN THE TRILOGY]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 41,824 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/19/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
For you, My Love by kajibot reviews
Their love was clearly invincible. Nothing could ever come between them, not even death. So, what happens when one day, Edward learns that no matter what he does, he cannot save her. Edward's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Complete
Impending Kismet by L.C.Candle reviews
Bella has finally been kidnapped. By two very unlikely sources...who enjoy playing dress up with her...and messing with her hair...and taunting Edward. Bella's POV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,053 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/12/2007 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Complete
War of the Ashes by PinkPixie019 reviews
Dark-fic. A story of a war, started by two loves. A war so strong it may wipe out man kind as we know it. New Outtake added.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,955 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/11/2007 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Complete
Fate Fell Short This Time by emilie whoa reviews
So, Bella, you’re a vampire but you have no idea how you got that way. What’re you gonna do? And where’s lover boy? Wow, life must hate you. [Alternate Epilogue posted]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,034 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by sillybella reviews
This was a Twilight Christmas story challenge. It had to include an awful lot in a oneshot: see the AN before the story. Merry Christmas!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
Herbacidal ManEATINGiacs by L.C.Candle reviews
The Bold Color Dry Erase Certified AP Nontoxic, Conforms to ASTM D4236. U.S.A. ...are ATTACKING. Rated T for swearings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/23/2006
Christmas Angel by sillybella reviews
How did Edward spend Christmas away from Bella and his family? Yes, it’s sappy. Yes, it’s predictable. But it’s Christmas what do you expect?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Complete
Secrets by iheartsunshine reviews
Who is this new kid? And how does he know Bella? Could they be more than just friends? Read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,784 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/21/2006 - Published: 5/22/2006
Break Down by Warui-Usagi reviews
“…And so they lived happily ever after.” …Not. Fairytale endings never last. Especially when you’re immortal. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Complete
This is How the Story Goes by emilie whoa reviews
What if Bella didn't jump off the cliff alone? Would Alice still come running? Would Edward try to kill himself? Would he return to Forks, or stay away forever?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,037 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Complete
Til We Meet Again by Dark Huntress reviews
It was only natural in the end when he broke his promise, that I broke mine. EB Complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,944 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Complete
Undead lovers by twilight-of-my-life reviews
A collection of poems inspirered by bella and edward's love, some angst some pain, most love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/8/2006 - Published: 4/20/2006
Forever Twilight by sharniexxox reviews
The most dreaded happened. He left her. Bella's story of how her life was changed when he left. He returns and discovers her once again at Forks High. He loves her but she is mad and belongs to the most powerful coven in the world. Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,340 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 7/26/2006
Anyway reviews
A New Moon-inspired poem I wrote just after I read it. Review, please!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete