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Sparks Fly, Tires Skid by orchidvines reviews
Elizabeth and Darcy meet at the scene of a car crash. They do not politely exchange insurance information. Modern AU. Completed.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 86,583 - Reviews: 1563 - Favs: 1,859 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Skipping by missmissa85 reviews
You don't just skip through sixty years of American history. The results are often quite painful, as a young intern has to explain to an Army captain out of his era. .
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 124,265 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 1,068 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Darcy L., Captain America/Steve R.
Blue by StarTrekFanWriter reviews
Post Avengers. Whenever Loki shows up it means that Darcy's life is in flux. That doesn't mean she's unhappy to see him.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,091 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Freudian by Fabulist reviews
*AU* Flynn Rider's terms of parole include going to therapy, and they don't expressly forbid hanging around with that one awkward graffiti girl.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,439 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 1,338 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel
Yellow Brick Road by labyrinths reviews
Journey's end in lover's a meeting. Elizabeth Shaw and David head to find the Engineer's world.
Prometheus, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,376 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - David, E. Shaw - Complete
Funny That Way by LuvaGoodMrE reviews
Tony Stark had long ago accepted that his life was weird. Charmed and amazing – often terrifying – but weird. Still, this took the cake. It's not every day that he loaned out a guest room to a funny girl who got herself knocked up by the God of Mischief.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 135,974 - Reviews: 2073 - Favs: 3,740 - Follows: 1,539 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Mischief and Tasers by paynesgrey reviews
Loki shows a strange interest in Darcy. Neither one is safe. Serialization. Post-Movie. Loki x Darcy. COMPLETE.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 53,870 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 5/27/2011 - [Loki, Darcy L.] - Complete
Crossing the Line by A Pisces Alone reviews
A prelude to Red Eye from Jackson's perspective, detailing his surveillance of Lisa after six weeks. Part II: movie events...with a twist. Part III: the aftermath of the flight... what really might have happened.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 86,375 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Jack R., Lisa R. - Complete
They Say Fortune is a Wheel by LuvaGoodMrE reviews
AU. Seriously, AU. Loki is a gentleman – well, most of the time. Darcy is a hot mess. Somehow, they make it work. A quasi-love story about scones, chemistry and pencil skirts. But mostly scones.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,276 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
saved until last by Mira-Jade reviews
"I believe that you owed my grandmother a dance, soldier." When a figure straight from Peggy Carter's bedtime stories shows up, Darcy Lewis has no choice but to see the tale concluded. Darcy, Steve/Peggy
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,913 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Darcy L., Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
Discord by labyrinthinemelange reviews
Sequel to "Mendacity." Thor and Jane are happily married, and Loki is a god once again, but the tranquility is quickly shattered when an unexpected visitor arrives on Asgard bearing troubling news.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,538 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Mendacity by labyrinthinemelange reviews
Another Asgardian has fallen to Earth, leaving Jane hopeful of Thor's return. But her hopes are dashed when the visitor is revealed to be someone else entirely: Loki. In-character, canon excepting post-credits scene.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,468 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Fearful Symmetry by labyrinths reviews
AU: Roles are reversed. Amy is the one who finds out Jerry is a vampire.
Fright Night - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,960 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Amy P., Jerry D. - Complete
serve god, love me and mend by suspiriorum reviews
His motives are unknown, but his desires are not.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
The Science of It All by provocative envy reviews
COMPLETE: That clutching, awful, cold, hot, flashing, clawing, cluttering sensation curling its way through my stomach, tearing its way down my vertebrae, winding and trailing and ending up somewhere in my throat. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,617 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Libations of Defeat by paynesgrey reviews
After Loki's defeat, Thor sends Darcy to his brother with a peace offering. Loki x Darcy. ONE-SHOT. Future!fic.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,932 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/23/2011 - [Darcy L., Loki] - Complete
Broken Yolk by attica reviews
COMPLETE! "You know that love really isn't what they say it is, right? In the books? In the fairytales? Nobody comes and rescues you from your tower. Nobody fights off a big bad witch or even slays a dragon." A story in which everyone wants someone other than the one they're with. Post-Hogwarts, ultimately D/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,618 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Capitulation by imperfectandchaotic reviews
Falling. The bishop falls for her, as does the die for him. It's like a kick, pulling them up for air when they find themselves drowning in the shadows of an ill-fated dream, thrown in by someone who wants nothing more than to rip them apart. Complete!
Inception - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,282 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
The Stress Chain by PaleAndromache reviews
Darcy deals with the facebook and texting fallout from Jane Foster's stress. When she took her internship she never thought she'd be dealing with government agencies or Tony Stark acting like an annoying brother. Avengers/Iron Man mentioned.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Darcy L. - Complete
The Enthrallment Variable by Concupiscence66 reviews
Penny thinks she's found the perfect girl for Sheldon. Rated M for later chapters.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,682 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
What You Don't Know by Airplane reviews
It's become very clear to Eugene that Rapunzel has little to no understanding of amorous affection.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 88,185 - Reviews: 2227 - Favs: 3,041 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
All Blue And Green by notthetype reviews
Sequel to Half and Half. Christine Chapel is quiet, shy, and has a hard time standing up for herself. How will she fare when confronted with some rather colorful characters? Full cast and OCs: Shrem and Aureya
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,968 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - C. Chapel
Season Of The Witch by BiteMeTechie reviews
*CAT* Never anger a hoodoo woman. Not even if you're the Scarecrow. *REVISED*
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Burning at these Mysteries by troubled.writings.x reviews
Post-movie. The aftermath of the situation isn't something she'll allude easily to. And really, diving into his proposal, what exactly made her think this would be a good idea?
Inception - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,598 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Projections by Llamaesque reviews
No caress, no mere sexual act, could be as intimate as sharing a dream.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Arthur, Ariadne - Complete
Elevator by NicolinaN reviews
Edited and being reposted with a late gift. Chistmas mood won't find its way to Lisa's heart this year. Instead of wrapping up gifts and singing carols with her loved ones, she has just tried to stab a pen into the throat of a certain manager. AU. LxJ.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,133 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Jack R., Lisa R. - Complete
The Death Eaters' Disney World Trip by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Crack fic. Voldemort receives word of a strange Muggle contraption located in America. He and his Death Eaters set out for Disney World, Muggle-style...and end up getting more than they bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,480 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Voldemort, Severus S. - Complete
Nar by Miranda River reviews
What a lovely way to burn...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 94,525 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura
A Very Foul Mouthed Recap: SHERLOCK HOLMES by The Recapper of Badassery reviews
A recap of Sherlock Holmes. Is it accurate? BARELY. Is it fun? I HOPE SO. Is it safe-for-work? NOT UNLESS YOU'RE A SAILOR. Will it kill about an hour of your time? PROBABLY. Do you have that kind of time to waste? YES.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,125 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010
Throwing Stones At These Glass Houses by Ms.Dawes reviews
Rachel Dawes is just returning a favor to Dr. Jonathan Crane.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 10/30/2008 - J. Crane, Rachel D.
This Mortal Coil by Terra reviews
I should've known then that all roads led to you. No, I’m not talking about fate or some romantic bullshit. / Draco is drunk in a pub with a confession to make and a story to tell. Hermione listens. DM/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,931 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Tchaikovsky by TheFreshApple reviews
Or, how Joanna McCoy learned Russian. Chekov/Joanna, because you know you love it.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/21/2010 - P. Chekov - Complete
Sibling Revelry by frodogenic reviews
After Bespin and before Endor, Darth Vader is shocked to discover that Luke and Leia are twins. He's even more shocked when Imperial Intelligence reports that Organa and Skywalker are, erm, a tad closer than previously suspected. Humor, mild AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,524 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Monogamy Rocks! by outtabreath reviews
Nyota decides to spice up her relationship with Spock and Gaila decides to try monogamy. Good thing they have Dr. Flenderson on their side. Flenderson-verse. Companion piece to Cattywampus.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,502 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Zenna Vortex: Five Queens and a Joker by LA Knight reviews
Rachel: delicious, corruptible. Sadie: young, out of control. Crystal: dangerous, sharp. Danni: waiting, ready. Rose: sensual, explosive. Batman: desperate to save them. Joker: desperate to see just how much damage 5 women can do.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 129,650 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/12/2008
Half and Half by notthetype reviews
Did anyone ever think that Spock and Uhura just make too much sense? What if there was another option? What if there was a girl who's everything Spock NEVER wanted? Spock, OC, Chekov, Uhura, Bones, Kirk and Gaila. Rated for final chapter only.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,382 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Spock - Complete
The Harlequin by knit-wear reviews
Dr. Harley Quinzel knew there was more to the Joker than just psychosis. The more attached to him she gets the more she begins to loose her own sense of right and wrong. Especially when Jonathan Crane and his fear toxin get involved. Novel length.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 139,840 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Joker
The Knight and the Prince by Lauralot reviews
Joker decides he wants to play mind games with Batman, and brings the Scarecrow along. Somewhat slash. Sequel to Say That We're Sweethearts Again.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 167,979 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Eden by obsessmuch reviews
An obsession that destroys everything it touches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 50 - Words: 265,457 - Reviews: 3291 - Favs: 1,524 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
The Vulcan by StarTrekFanWriter reviews
Pre-Movie: Due to accusations of misconduct he cannot deny Spock is scheduled to be placed under observation. Pike offers him a position on the Farragut and a chance to start over. Action/Sci-Fi/Romance, Spock/Uhura, Pike, Number One
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,096 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
In the Eye of the Hurricane by Lady of Pride reviews
The Riddler’s arrival in Gotham City has sparked the interest of Arkham’s inmates. The Joker and Jonathan Crane feel it’s only fair that they throw him a proper welcoming party... -no slash-
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,685 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - J. Crane, Joker
The Winner's Lap by notthetype reviews
Missing scene from 'Half and Half'. The crews of the two winning teams have to fulfill the challenge of streaking across the lawn outside the mess hall. Kirk's POV.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Undone by muraka6211 reviews
In the end it is her hair, of all unlikely things, that unravels him.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,718 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura
What Must Never Be by Jedi Buttercup reviews
It has been said-- by humans, whose eyesight is not as keen as that of Vulcans, so one must excuse the inherent imprecision-- that 'hindsight is twenty-twenty'. 2000 words.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Spock Prime - Complete
Slow Burn by Metarie reviews
How did this keep happening? The water was running in his shower, but he wasn't using it... Scotty/Gaila. Sequel to Tiny Spark.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,775 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - M. Scott/Scotty, Gaila - Complete
Confessions and Confectionary Delights by Kittie Darkhart reviews
Just to get this out of my system. Post Game. An invitation to the March Hare's tea party leaves Alice in a terrible position - a circumstance in which she can no longer set aside. Confessions, cakes, and a good dose of tea. Insanity ensues. Alice/Hatter
American McGee's Alice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,516 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Alice, Mad Hatter - Complete
Conversational Vulcan by Blue Moon3 reviews
WIP. When it comes to learning languages, a person is so much better than a computer. When Uhura tracks down the only Vulcan in Starfleet, she has no idea of the events she's setting in motion.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,935 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
This Most Illogical Matter by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot reviews
“An emotion… I am jealous.” Nyota Uhura has the most bizarre effect on Spock. Captain Christopher Pike offers his assistance. An outtake from Part Four of my story, "The Test". SPOCK/UHURA oneshot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,425 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Spock, C. Pike - Complete
Tiny Spark by Metarie reviews
Five days of shore leave: not nearly enough, but Scotty would have to make do. Scotty/Gaila.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,921 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - M. Scott/Scotty, Gaila - Complete
Kirk Likes a Challenge by HarlequinSongBird reviews
Five times that Kirk has tried to make Spock laugh, and one time that Spock made Kirk crack up.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,554 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
The Kissing Disease by Bethrimiel reviews
Cadet Uhura is unwell, and Commander Spock decided it was only logical that he render assistance. Obligatory "how they met" story. A slowburning bit of fluff inspired by a recent bout of Mono... doncha wish you had a Spock to look after you sometimes?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,372 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
How to Get the Vulcan You Want in Six Easy Steps by outtabreath reviews
Cadet Nyota Uhura accidentally buys a self-help book; frivolity follows.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,805 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Drink and Derive by Val Evenstar reviews
Scotch and vodka don't mix. Neither does alcohol and physics. Or do they? An engineer and a navigator tackle that problem...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2009 - M. Scott/Scotty, P. Chekov - Complete
VIVAASA by carpetfibers reviews
Only two days, and already the headiness of before is a distant memory, barely strong enough to rise in resonance, to pine or grieve over. He is paying his dues to society; he is following the justice of the people. He is in exile. HGDM. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,681 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Molecule Toast by Zaedah reviews
I never pegged the living textbook for a cradle robber.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Innocent Enough by The Fair Ophelia reviews
It was an innocent enough exchange, to those who didn't know better. Spock/Uhura
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/13/2009 - N. Uhura, Spock
Year Five at Warner Brothers by obsessmuch reviews
‘A feast of righteous anger, razor-sharp wit, and fictitious ramblings. Blends nonsensical musings with low-brow immaturity and perverse lustful speculation. I, personally, would never miss such lulz.’ – From a review by Charles Dickens
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,774 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W.
City of Sorrows by Kagmi-Cron reviews
The battle for Gotham's soul has a new player. When the Joker breaks out of Arkham, he finds himself at odds with a powerful newcomer known as the Riddler. As the forces of order and chaos clash over Gotham, can those trapped between them hope to survive?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 64,166 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Joker, J. Gordon - Complete
A Christmas Tale by Miss Interrogative reviews
Dr. Crane is planning something bad, The Joker is showing off his horrible Christmas caroling skills, and Harvey is determined in drowning his holiday sorrow in sugar. A Christmas Fic.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,118 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Joker, J. Crane - Complete
Grace by NicolinaN reviews
This is the third part in the ANL-series. Sequel to Alterum Non Laedere. After chasing Lisa across the country, and finally finding her, Jackson makes the largest sacrifice of them all to save the only one he cares about. This is what happened afterwards.
Red Eye - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,241 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Jack R., Lisa R. - Complete
Traveling Mercies by Mira Spiegel reviews
His plan was to break her. Her plan was to survive. But after weeks of being on the run, Jackson and Lisa learn more about themselves and each other than they expected. JxL Complete!
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,348 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Mad Friends by Lauralot reviews
Joker wasn't the only one Harleen Quinzel treated. The story of her fall to darkness through the eyes of her patient and friend, Jonathan Crane. Rated M to be safe.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 87,535 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
DOA by Punctuator reviews
Admittedly a most tardy followup to "Bagels." There's got to be a morning after, and this one presents Lisa Reisert with a deadly race against time. Rated for violence, mild adult situations, and, of course, squee. Time to wake up!
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,456 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Complete
Circling Fate by articfoxarticfox reviews
Elizabeth will be the death of him, but he thinks perhaps he is already condemned. Four part fic, going from pre-CotBP through to AWE, through the eyes of James Norrington.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,662 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Elizabeth S., James N.
In the Kitchen with a Killer by a certain slant of light reviews
The first eight weeks were longer than strictly professional, the second were obsessive, but Jackson had always had an affection for symmetry... and indulgence. ჯ JacksonLisa.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Complete
The MarySue by Dallas W reviews
Bashing the overused Mary-Sue character. No offence to anyone... haha.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,517 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
The Colonel's Lady by LLLady Southwark reviews
...That these united Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States... Thrust into the past, a modern young woman must contend with the dueling antipathies of a warring nation and her own warring heart. Complete & Revised.
Patriot - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 126,199 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Complete
NABOKOV by carpetfibers reviews
A Nabokovian look at what most would see as an immoral attraction. Inspired by the obvious. Fully complete. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,632 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Alterum Non Laedere by NicolinaN reviews
Sequel to 'Reciprocity'. Lisa has fled with her daughter and has finally turned into the loner Jackson once accused her of being. Jackson seeks what he's lost and has become the monster Lisa always thought he was. J/L. Warnings for violence and angst!
Red Eye - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,331 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Jack R., Lisa R. - Complete
A City Asleep by a certain slant of light reviews
The pipes of Arkham Asylum will be the mausoleum of thirty million people, and the throne room of one. ჯ CraneDawes, ScarecrowDawes. kink.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Complete
Twice Afraid by a certain slant of light reviews
A moment of weakness wherein Jonathan Crane and the Scarecrow are, for the first time in years, completely different men. ჯ Jonathan Crane. CraneDawes.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Complete
What's the Diagnosis, Doctor Crane? by schizometriclanguage reviews
Scarecrow has Jonathan conduct a running diagnosis of the Bat Man. Mostly because he's something of a fan. Jonathan is kind enough to oblige, having a similar interest himself.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,232 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Complete
Another You, Another Me by NicolinaN reviews
What if there had been no hitman, no dad, and no gun at Joe Reisert's house when Lisa got there at the end of the movie? If there had been only Lisa... and Jackson, alone, would things have gone differently? Warnings for adult themes. L/J, obviously. AU.
Red Eye - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,913 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Jack R., Lisa R. - Complete
Dear Diary, I Mean, Journal by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
“Yo momma is so fat she-” And there we were. Me and Granger. Exchanging “Yo Momma” jokes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,210 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Bittersweet Taste of Victory by Nerys reviews
Victory always comes at a price. In Voldemort's mind the cost was the loss of his immortality. Hermione disagreed. 'Without any challenges left one is better of dead,' she said. The words still rang in his ears as he strives to conquer death once more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 241,591 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Of Apples and Ivy by Pirate Gyrl reviews
Oneshot challenge piece. The first time he'd let himself be touched by her, not by choice, but rather a necessity, after a tussle with an innocent looking ivy bush, when she'd rubbed soothing ointment onto his aching body." Please R/R!
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,881 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Complete
Giving You Your 'Never Again' by Kaikamahine Mai Hawai'i reviews
Response to NicolinaN's challenge in "A Beginning in a Way". After a rough few weeks which results in a blowout fight, Jackson resolves to give Lisa the "never again" she's always wanted.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,202 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Jack R., Lisa R. - Complete
Middle of Nowhere by Bunnies Made Me Do It reviews
A wrong turn led them down a dusty, unpaved road between wheat fields one golden, late afternoon in Kansas. Deeanna Carter's Strawberry Wine playing on the radio led Lisa to smile and begin crooning along. - Response to Kaikamahine's challenge. J/L
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,522 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Complete
A Beginning In a Way by NicolinaN reviews
Response to Kaikamahine's Challenge. Jackson and Lisa, escaping his old company that's set on killing them, travelling across the states. All sorts of fun pursues... A series of one-shots. J/L
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,096 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Jack R., Lisa R. - Complete
My Happy Ending by Kaikamahine Mai Hawai'i reviews
After the flight, Jackson's life is majorly screwed up. But he's not going to let a hotel manager, ex-employers, and a little death and mayhem keep him from obtaining his own version of a happy ending. Rating for language.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Jack R., Lisa R. - Complete
Sometimes, I Lie – a Valentine's Fairy Tale by NicolinaN reviews
A sort of sequel to 'We'll Talk Again'. Jackson shows up at Lisa's doorstep. Does he want the same as she? What does he really mean by 'steal? Warnings for fluff... sort of... or slightly angsty fluff... :P
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,331 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Jack R., Lisa R. - Complete
Heal Me by Code Green reviews
His life for her victory
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter Buys Life Insurance by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
“Harry, I regret to inform you that you are the final Horcrux of Voldemort. Do you realize what this means?” Harry slowly nodded. “Time to buy life insurance.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Harry P.
Silent Scream by Chelsey Nova reviews
God, he loves it when she screams.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete
Like a Shadow by forestwife reviews
Because of his failure, Lisa Reisert had a lot of enemies. She had a price on her head, destined to be hunted down by assassins for the rest of her life... But also because of him, she’d never noticed. Please R&R!
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Wrecked by Harmonic Friction reviews
And so he grew to believe that everyone had at least one thing to give, and that his purpose in life would be to get it. From all of them.' [Six short stories about Cutler Beckett's childhood, dealings and trades. A character study.]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Cutler B., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The Equestrian by Blodeuedd reviews
Where did Jonathan Crane learn to ride a horse? We may never know, but here's my answer to the question. Began as a response to Sakura123's challenge, and ended as something very different.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,302 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Complete
Go Ask Alice When She's Ten Feet Tall by Harmonic Friction reviews
This is Harry Potter. [This] is Harry Potter on drugs. Finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,105 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/11/2007 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,486 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 3,002 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
How Hermione Granger Learned About Shipping by JellyBellys reviews
What kind of sick freak ships Hermione with Voldemort anyway? That's what Hermione wants to know when she becomes trapped in a world of neverending Light and Darkness fic cliches. TRLVHG oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,965 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Roomies by AngelicDevil1 reviews
PostHogwarts. Hermione gets demoted from her job at the ministry which means she has to move out and find somewhere cheaper to live, and Draco Malfoy happens to need a new roommate. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,809 - Reviews: 2503 - Favs: 1,817 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
By the Way by provocative envy reviews
COMPLETE: It was exquisite, the way his face fell, the way his eyes grew round, the way his mouth dropped open: he was a study in disappointment, his dashed hopes cluttering the space that loomed large and noticeable in between us. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,891 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 3/2/2007 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The World Has Turned and Left Me Here by attica reviews
But you know what? Once you get going, you can never stop. You just keep owning up, and owning up, and owning up… like a dam. You let out a drop, and out comes the entire river. DHr. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,369 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Unanswered by Kyra4 reviews
He dove in after her... but why? Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,053 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 2/22/2007 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
From Bottom to Surface by Zzee reviews
Sequel to Red Eye. One year after the event, Lisa is a lot better, but far from completely well. And of course, things start to turn ...
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 61,385 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
Logic will Break Your Heart by attica reviews
When his father died, he left him a simple note, and on it was scrawled five very simple words: 'Never marry someone you love.' DracoHermione. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,413 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Red Eye Revelations by NicolinaN reviews
Lisa Reisert is afraid of more than flying. An unexpected encounter at an airport leads her life in a new direction. Jackson Rippner isn't afraid of anything – or so he thinks. My take on what we didn't get to see in the movie. First part in a trilogy. JL
Red Eye - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,548 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Jack R., Lisa R. - Complete
Desert by labyrinths reviews
Ever wondered how Beckett came to be? A glimpse of Beckett's past and present as he marries Elizabeth to satisfy an old craving for revenge. Epilogue up.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,698 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/20/2007 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Complete
Harry's Not So Homicidal Thoughts by RandomTopic reviews
ONESHOT. One kiss changes everyone's opinion on Harry Potter. To Harry Potter's happiness. Disclaimer: I don't own HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bagels by Punctuator reviews
A followup to RED EYES. 'Cause even enemies got t' eat. One shot. Mind the squee and pass the juice!
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,555 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete
Old Scars by Syrinx reviews
What, you don’t believe in the random coincidence?
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,124 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
We'll Talk Again by NicolinaN reviews
Those words have always fascinated me. What if he'd made good of that threat? What would the outcome had been if he she'd been unable to shoot him. Would he kill her? Would SHE kill him? They meet again, and this time it IS personal. JL.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,493 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/16/2006 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Jack R., Lisa R. - Complete
People Watching by luckei1 reviews
It was four o'clock on Friday and she was exactly where she wanted to be. Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,863 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Red Eye Release or What Happened In The Kitchen by NicolinaN reviews
This is the sequel to Red Eye Reconciliation which makes this the third part in what became a trilogy. I just couldn't keep my fingers away... The title says it all...
Red Eye - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Jack R., Lisa R. - Complete
Red Eye Reconciliation by NicolinaN reviews
Sequel to Red Eye Revelations. Jackson is in hospital, recovering from the gunshots. Lisa is unharmed, but barely hanging on. None of them can stop thinking about the events during and after the red eye flight to Miami.
Red Eye - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,095 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Jack R., Lisa R. - Complete
Middle Ground by Zzee reviews
One shot, JxL. Set in an unspecified time after the events of the movie. Jackson has issues.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Complete
Red Eyes by Punctuator reviews
Lisa and Jackson meet again. Hey, don't they always? Creepiness ensues when Mr. Rippner buys Miss Reisert a drink on yet another stormy evening flight. If it's not all about her this time, then who...?
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,183 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/26/2006 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Complete
The Knight on the Landing by Random-Battlecry reviews
She'd sworn it would never happen to her again. For every decision, there are two courses of action. Two choices open to her, two roads. In short, upstairs or down.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,179 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Complete
A Success, of Sorts by carpetfibers reviews
". . .I hate to be the bearer of bad news, Professor, but black comedy normally ends in tragedy." Warnings for HPB; suicide.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,690 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Dark My Light by Blodeuedd reviews
The childhood of Dr. Jonathan Crane was a dark one, marked by cruelty, pain, and loss. What happens when the arrival of a new intern at Arkham Asylum revives memories of what he's sought to forget? A bizarre account of unnatural love and inevitable ruin.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,436 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
Male Driven Fact Based Logic? by Breezi reviews
Difficult to say...you'll just have to read and find out! LisaJackson.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,558 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/7/2005 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Complete
Alla Prima by silentsister reviews
Their fights were generally spectacular...as if by quarreling over the small things they could avoid the elephants in the room. [PWP, Oneshot]
Red Eye - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Complete
Raven On His Shoulder by Emii reviews
Rachel came back, so Jonathan Crane turned the tables... [Chapter 7 up, FINISHED! Thank you so much for all your reviews. Revised final chapter...please check back!]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,035 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/5/2005 - Published: 7/1/2005
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 2,012 - Follows: 364 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
The House That Riddle Crashed At by KT SHY reviews
Welcome to the Malfoy house, where the mysterious arrival of a young Tom Riddle turns Lucius Malfoy's life into a living, breathing, pringle-munching nightmare! A complete fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/16/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
Everything Snarky I Know I Learned from Snape by Ibex's Lyre reviews
Hermione's pre-graduation speech.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 69 - Published: 9/3/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.