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Author has written 21 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Charmed, Bones, House, M.D., Legend of the Seeker, Inheritance Cycle, Chuck, and Castle.
Pen Name: JJ or Between Two Worlds (I got rid of the old one...)
Favorite Genre: Fantasy/Sci-fi (but I love mystery and horror as well)
About Me: I'm a romantic and I love sci-fi/fantasy stuff. I work with kids and I'm really good with them so nearly all of my stories have either a kid or teen in them.
Twitter: Phoenix Leanne
I have a new Beta Reader!!! Here's her profile...
And b/c I've been helping her sort out story ideas I'm going to do a bit of shameless promotions.
All of her stories are for Castle so if you like Castle you should go check them out!
Her Night Series is amazing!!!! The next installment of which will introduce the new big bad...a serial killer that I help her create during one of our Writer's Conferences. We worked on it for hours and hours and then crashed so I really think it's going to be good.
Summer Vacation which she just finished is amazing. A better ending to what happened in the season finale.
You Owe Me is a cute little fic that she's just finished as well. A take on what would have happened if Castle had called Beckett on their bet with something a little more grand.
I'm serious though. You should go read her stories. They're really awesome! (And this is coming from a Chuck fan. We don't use the word awesome lightly..)
Fanfiction I like to read:
Law and Order SVU (Olivia and Elliot)
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel (Buffy and Angel)
this is one of my most favorite shows ever! I also like the couples ...(Giles/Jenny), (Williow/Oz) though I don't mind reading (Willow/Tara), I like (Xander/Cordelia) but I don't mind (Xander/Anya). Wesley..um when I write him I like him single...(Gunn/Fred) and Lorne..again single. I hate Briley and Spuffy and like to read Briley bashing fics but I like the Spuffy friendship. I usually pretend Dawn never exsisted epescially after the chosen epi. I like the Spike/Faith rel. too.
Bones (Brennan/Booth) P.S.- Booth's Angel on Buffy!!lol
House (House/Cuddy)(I have only put this one on here by force! I'm a Hameron fan, my friend, who is forcing me to type this, is the Huddy fan..)(House/Cam)
Harry Potter (Harry/Hermione)
Tamora Pierce (Kel/Dom) (Kel/Neal) (Daine/Numair) (Alanna/George) (Jon/Thayet)...You get the picture...
Legend of the Seeker- (Richard/Kahlan)
Inheritance Cycle (Eragon/Arya)
Twilight (Edward/Bella) (Jasper/Alice)
The Dresden Files (Dresden/Murphy)...tho I'm not unopposed to (Dresden/Bianca)
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (John Connor/Cameron Phillips)
Firefly (Malcom Reynolds/Inara Serra) (Simon/Kaylee) (Wash/Zoey) and River and Jayne just rock. lol
Rizzoli and Isles (don't really have a pairing yet)
Burn Notice (Mike/Fi)
"If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile"
I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
If you ever spent your afternoon, reading (inheritance cycle) stories, even when you know that you have a test tomorrow, copy this into your profile.
If you cried, screamed, threw a fit or shouted FOR GOD'S SAKE WHAT ARE YOU DOING! when Arya rejected Eragon again. Copy and paste. Maybe we can bring them together using the powers of THE INTERWEB!!
Arya and Eragon are MEANT to be together. If CP doesn't make it happen i will applaud him for standing up to the fan base, staying true to his artistic direction, twisting the story to make us feel sooo much emotion we will burst and then probably kill him for the blasphem.
If you are an AryaEragon fan, copy this to your profile.
If you can spend hours, doing nothing but having a bath, copy and paste this to your profile.
"I'm not crazy. I'm psychotic. There's a difference"
"A good friend will help you up when you fall. A true friend will laugh at you and then trip you again."
"A good friend will keep you secrets when you ask them too. A true friend will keep their mouths shut without you asking them."
"There's nothing that can't be fixed with: duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over."
"My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time."
'Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if you die today.'
'Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?'
'Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.'
'I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!'
'Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.'
'I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die'
'I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away.'
'You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home.'
'Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity.'
If you laugh I will laugh. If you cry I will cry and if you jump out a window I will laugh.'
'What is this 'kindness' you speak of?'
I. AM. INSANE. I am happy being INSANE then I can laugh at all the non-INSANE people and get away with it. You laugh because I'm different... I laugh because you aren't.
I love music. I love music loud. Loud is good. Soft is bad. Except when discussing pillows. Soft pillows good. Hard pillows bad. Pillows nice. (Yes I have a rather short attention span.)
When in doubt...throw a chair.
"From this day you must be a stranger to one of your parents.-Your mother will never see you again if you do not marry Mr. Collins, and I will never see you again if you do.Mr. Bennet, from Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen
"I'll hold it and you light the fuse." Famous Last Words
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running try and keep up!"
If pro is the opposite of con, what's the opposite of Progress?
Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and in high heels.-Faith Whittlesy
I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.--Edgar Allan Poe
Dear Sir, Your profession has, as usual, destroyed your brain.-- George Bernard Shaw
'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.-- Alfred Lord Tennyson
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.--Bernard Meltzer
No man is worth your tears and the one who is will never make you cry."
If all my friend were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump off with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them."
If you have, in fact, argued with yourself and lost, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it have written, and you are one of the aforementioned people, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull— or vice versa— copy this into your profile.
If you dislike those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile.
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of that 8 percent that would be laughing their heads off.
93 percent of American teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" or "Your point being?" or "You just realized this now?" or "Wow, you're even more stupid than you look." or never mind, just copy this to your profile and add your name to this list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the C.O.C.A, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom Figure, deadzonedragon, Dpbuckeye, 2wingo, HalfGhostPunk, Raven Wolfmoon, iheartmwpp, dracosnumber1girl, and SMARTALIENQT, liperfun, BetweenTwoWorlds.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do drugs and/or drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like waffles.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.
If you've ever wondered what you're like in a parallel universe, put this on your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, put this in your profile.
If you can listen to a song and match some or all of the lyrics up to a television show, and then you start making music videos for it in your head..., copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on the table and/or hit your head on a shelf for no reason, put this in your profile.
If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with FanFiction, put this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.
If you've actually stopped reading a story because of the terrible state of the grammar, add this to your profile.
If you can smell trouble a mile away and still walk straight into it, put this in your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room for no reason, put this in your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.
If you've ever done the above on purpose, put this in your profile, also.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever made up one of these copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever made up your own Chuck Norris rule, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet or thin air, put this on your profile.
If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, put this in your profile.
If you've ever seen a movie or TV show so many times you can quote it word for word and you do so at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote, put this in your profile.
If you've every been so obsessed with something that now everyone is terrified of you because of its effects, put this into your profile.
If for no reason, you've laughed during a part of a movie or show that wasn't during a normally funny part, put this in your profile.
Stephen King Quotes:
"The thing under my bed waiting to grab my ankle isn't real. I know that, and I also know that if I'm careful to keep my foot under the covers, it will never be able to grab my ankle." - Stephen King, in the foreword of Night Shift.
"I've given up thinking - it keeps getting me into trouble." - Clark, You Know They've Got A Hell Of A Band in Nightmares and Dreamscapes.
"Atonement was powerful; it was the lock on the door you closed against the past." - The Bad Death of Eduard Delacroix (Green Mile book 4), p7
Buffy the Vampire Slayer Quotes:
Angelus: Passion. It lies in all of us. Sleeping...waiting...and though unwanted...unbidden...it will stir...open its jaws, and howl. It speaks to us...guides us. Passion rules us all. And we obey. What other choice do we have? Passion is the source of our finest moments. the joy of love...the clarity of hatred...and the ecstasy of grief. It hurts sometimes more than we can bear. If we could live without passion, maybe we'd know some kind of peace. But we would be hollow. Empty rooms, shuttered and dank. Without passion, we'd truly be dead.
Whistler: Bottom line is, even if you see them coming, you're not ready for the big moments. No one asks for their life to change, not really. But it does. So, what are we, helpless? Puppets? Nah. The big moments are gonna come, you can't help that. It's what you do afterwards that count. That's when you find out who you are.
Spike: You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love 'til it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other 'til it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains, children, it's blood -- blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.
Giles: Something's coming, something, something, something is - is gonna happen here. Soon!
Buffy: Gee, can you vague that up for me?
Buffy: Now, we can do this the hard way, or... well, actually there's just the hard way.
Darla: That's fine with me!
Buffy: Are you sure? Now, this in not gonna be pretty. We're talking violence, strong language, adult content...
Giles: God, every day here is the same.
Buffy: Bright, sunny, beautiful, how ever can we escape this torment?
Buffy: If the apocalypse comes, beep me.
Xander: Are we over-reacting? He's in a computer, what can he do?
Buffy: You mean besides convince a perfectly nice kid to try and kill me? I don't know. How about mess up all the medical equipment in the world?
Giles: Randomize traffic signals.
Buffy: Access launch codes for our nuclear missiles.
Giles: Destroy the world's economy.
Buffy: I think I pretty much capped it with that nuclear missile thing.
Giles: Right, yours was best.
Master: You're dead.
Buffy: I may be dead, but I'm still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you.
The Master: You were destined to die! It was written!
Buffy: What can I say? I flunked the written.
Buffy: I wasn't gonna use violence. I don't always use violence. Do I?
Xander: The important thing is you believe that.
Giles: Yes, let's not jump to any conclusions.
Buffy: I didn't jump. I took a tiny step, and there conclusions were.
Willow: Well, we try not to get killed. That's part of our whole mission statement: "Don't get killed."
Buffy: The last one was evil.
Wesley: Oh yes, Gwendolyn Post, we all heard. No, Mr. Giles has checked my credentials ... rather thoroughly, phoned the Council. But I'm glad to see you're on the ball as well. A good Slayer is a cautious Slayer.
Buffy: Is he evil?
Giles: Not in the strictest sense.
Wesley: Remember the three key words for any Slayer: preparation, preparation, preparation.
Buffy: That's one word three times.
Stories I'm currently working on...
My Father's Daughter: A Caskett fic in which Castle finds out he has a five year old daughter that he never knew about. This will eventually be a series.
I'm trying to just focus on this one right now, but I'm doing some work on the others that need completeing and I've got a few drafts for new ones as well...