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Joined 09-23-06, id: 1137656
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

I like being random

Age:14

Mental age: somewhere around 20

Sex: male

weight: like you care

favorite animes: anything with randomness(most of them funny), or something with gender majority, you know like the animes with 24 girls and 3 boys or vise versa

Speaks: English

Born: A redneck

Birthday: December 3rd(will accept birthday presents on any days before or after that)

Raised: Georgia

Current residence: An apartment in Missourah

loves: punching bees, all things small and adorable, being told im funny, everything except what's on my hate list

Hates: angry bees, mimes, mind readers, and magicians

oh, and I update rather quickly so check in every day or so.

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Just Another Day by PhoenixClaw reviews
When an unknown force strikes the village of Konoha, only Hinata is left with her sanity intact. Can one little Hyuuga save the day, or will everything fall victim to a demon's revenge? Uchiha family bonding, blood splattered Gaara Claus and so much more.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,064 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Ask the Naruto Cast by Pooh Bear Is My Hero reviews
I know, overused theme, but these look like so much fun that I had to try one out for myself! Rated for questions that may be asked. CHAPTER 16 IS UP! We are BACK BABYYY
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 166,782 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 1/1/2007
Baby Kakashi! by saki-kun reviews
Oh no! Kakashi sensei has turned into a baby! What will happen to Team 7 when they struggle to take care of Kakashi? Will he ever turn back to normal! Please RR! NaruXSakuXSasu Chapter 32 is up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 77,760 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 6/27/2004
Fun With Akatsuki by Teslyn reviews
Beware- A collection of oneshots that capture the lovely moments in the lives of the lovely Akatsuki. - Chapter 22: Asking for Help
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,760 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Itachi U.
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7087 - Favs: 5,477 - Follows: 2,259 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
From Ramen with Love by Ryushi-the-DutchEroSennin reviews
With help from Ayame, Naruto manages to become closer to the girls, but now he has just one big problem. Naruto can't decide which girl he likes the most. Humor, Romance and Mayhem unfolds as Naruto is trying to find his love. NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 470,465 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 2,417 - Follows: 1,375 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Akatsuki's Gender Crisis by Pvt. Prinny reviews
So Akatsuki were just out killing for fun. Then, next morning: Itachi, Kisame, Deidara, Sasori, Tobi, Zetsu, Hidan, and Kakuzu awake to find themselves as...you guessed it...women! And Leader is being somesort of pimp, recruiting sexy women for an army.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,557 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
Icha Icha Naruto by antiassasinguy reviews
When there's life out there trying to bite you, all you can do is pray to God. And hope he answers. Too bad for Naruto, he sends more problems than solutions. Three women... and no way out. Good luck.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,864 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Naruto U.
The Sweet Revenge of Orochimaru by RagdollStuffy reviews
Who kicked Orochimaru out of the Akatsuki? Why? How will Orochimaru retaliate? Read to find out and rate to be nice.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Orochimaru, Deidara - Complete
Icha Icha Corruption by Seiichiro Watari reviews
Hinata reads Icha Icha Paradise. What could go wrong, excluding everything and anything?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,720 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/3/2006 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Growing Pains by La Mort Kage reviews
Squick. Shino hasn't been showing up to practice lately, and Kiba and Hinata worry. Kurenai tells them he's just sick, but the truth is...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 12/8/2005 - Shino A.
Phobias by kEEpEr of da bEEz reviews
Parody. What if we discovered what really made the characters of the popular series “Naruto” tick? Well, I have decided to play little miss psychiatrist and explain all their phobias to you... oh, how disturbing this will be... “evil cackle”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/13/2005 - Published: 4/12/2005
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akatsuki super fun time variety hour reviews
it's exactly like naruto if kishimoto was doing more heroine....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 11/2/2007
Ask Naruto Itachi Sakura Ino whoever reviews
ask naruto itachi sakura ino kankuro temari tenten gaara sasuke kakashi orochimaru Mr.Gaara's teddy bear whoevereven dead people such as Zabuza,Kimimaru,Haku,4th Hokage,3rd hokage, whoever..........T just in case
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 49,516 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 2/23/2007
Sasuke's fantastic day reviews
gone on very long, might end it on chapter 20 which is coming up soon. almost all Naruto characters in this. including Sasuke Ino Itachi Sakura Kakashi Zabuza Haku Orochimaru Kabuto Kiba and maybe a few hints at pairings, very random and funny OOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,121 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/12/2007 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
The biggest crossover reviews
Not sure how many animes will be in this, but definitely Naruto Inuyasha and Full Metal Alchemist mostly Ed though
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,205 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/11/2007 - Published: 12/24/2006