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Joined 09-23-06, id: 1137846, Profile Updated: 10-17-11
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, and X-Men: The Movie.

Name:Treanne

Age: Any age between 15 and 26.

Sex: Female (yay!)

Likes: Reading, Writing, video games, music, marching band, Harry Potter, movies, Christmas, Halloween, school, choir, my friends, Drama club, acting

Dislikes: Prejudice, Ignorant people, David Bowie,

Favorite Anime/Manga: Naruto, Full Metal Alchemist, Vampire Knight, After School Nightmare, Strawberry Panic and a few more...

Favorite Books: Artemis Fowl Series, Tithe, Vailant, and Ironside, Inkheart, Inkspell, Phantom of the Opera (Gaston Loureuxversion), Dragonlance, Harry Potter Series, Eragon, Eldest, Cirque Du Freak Series, Demonata Series, Bartimaeus Trilogy, Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demons, Lord of the Rings (and the movies), Series of Unfortunate Events, Twilight and New Moon, Vampirates and a whole lot more but, I'd rather not take up your time with a silly list.

Favorite Movies: Pirates of the Caribbean (all 3), Hot Fuzz, Little Miss Sushine, Clue, Identity, Secret Window, Corpse Bride, Nightmare Before Christmas, Top Secret!, Clerks 1 & 2, Hills Have Eyes 1 & 2. A bunch more but, do you really want to read the whole list?

Favorite Bands: Ludo, Liam and Me, Say Anything, My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Circa Survive, The Spill Canvas, Oliver Boyd and the Remembralls, The Weasel King, Ministry of Magic, The Remus Lupins, The Whomping Willows, Harry and the Potters, Draco and the Malfoys and The Parselmouths.

Favorite Pairings (Not all of them though. That would be a waste of your time):

Naruto: GaaraLee, ShikamaruChouji, KakashiIruka, NarutoHinata, KibaShino

Harry Potter: (Top 3) AlbusSeverus, HarryRon, SiriusRemus

Kingdom Hearts/Final Fantasy: RikuSora, AxelRoxas, LeonCloud, KairiNamine

Artemis Fowl: ArtemisButler, ArtemisHolly

Phantom of the Opera: ErikRaol

"Fellow citizens, do your part and make waste."-Ergo Proxy

"Silence knave! Still your treacherous tongue!"-James Potter to Remus Lupin (Licorice Sticks and Aniseed Balls by Hell's Phoenix)

"You can't shit bread for free." -My mom during dinner one night.

"If A equals success, then the formula is: A=X+Y+Z. X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut."-Albert Einstein

"Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do."-Ben Franklin

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."-Mark Twain

"I came out to my family on Thanksgiving. I said, "Mom, please pass the gravy to a homosexual." She passed it to my father. A terrible scene ensued."-Bob Smith

"If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work. "Hello. Can't work today, still queer."-Robin Tyler

"I love dogs!" -Roy Mustang (Full Metal Alchemist Episode 13)

"Dogs embody loyalty, they follow their master's commands above all else. Be a jerk to them, and they never complain and they never once beg for a paycheck. Trust me, Fury, they're the great servants of man. Loyal canine, how we salute thee!"-Roy Mustang Full Metal Alchemist Episode 13)

"That's a stupid question, Havoc. I say it because it's true and when I'm fuhrer, there'll be changes. That day, all female officers will be required to wear tini mini-skirts!"-Roy Mustang (Full Metal Alchemist Episode 13)

Unworthy is about Naruto's struggle with the insults and oppression he gets from the villagers of Konohagakure. Naruto begins to cut his wrists as the insults pile up. It's set during the Chuunin exams about right after he met Gaara, Temari and Kankuro. Oneshot.

(ON HIATUS) Real World featuring Pirates of the Caribbean is about the show the Real World and what would happen if the cast of Pirates of the Caribbean were put on the show. Hillarity ensues of course. It features a couple of original characters. One of them being Alexis who is DxS Phreak's property. Please don't try and steal her.

(ON HIATUS)Holding Out For a Hero is a Severus/Hermione romance fic. Deathly Hallows isn't taken into account. Everything up to Book 6 happened. AU . Hermione is taken prisoner during the war and held in Azkaban Prison. Severus comes to save her and as her, Harry, and Ron (with help from Severus) look for the Horcruxes, Hermione starts to have feelings for their ex-Potions Professor.

Public Service Announcement Brought to You by Harry Potter is exactly what it's title suggests. A Public Service Announcement. It's very cheesy and kind of lame but that's how it is supposed to be. Harry teaches Ron a lesson about Muggle weed.

Divination and Soap is a Ron/Harry romance. SLASH. Oneshot. Ron and Harry go to a Carnival in Muggle London and have their fortunes read in a strange way that leads to them receiving what they wanted most.

Instincts is an X-Men Origins: Wolverinefic. Slash. Oneshot. Remy/Logan. Takes place during the airplane scene. (Spoilers if you haven't seen the movie, I suppose.) Logan trusts his instincts.


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Flesh Wounds by Canute reviews
For some strange reason, Loki keeps waking with his arm stretched out towards something that isn't there.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,123 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Obvious Oblivious by mixkstyle reviews
Steve's being particularly oblivious to Thor's obvious interest in him, to all the Avengers' dismay. Thor finally makes a move. Steve/Thor slash
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Thor, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
They're Vintage! by HeadInTheOven reviews
Agent Coulson runs into Captain America and tries to get him to sign his vintage trading cards.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,963 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
The Key To My heart by Anath Tsurugi reviews
"It really is sweet...little Erik Lehnsherr...you're in love with Charles Xavier, aren't you." "Why would you say that?" "Oh, Erik, I've always been able to see what you cherish. How else would I know how to take it away from you?" Alternate ending.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,310 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Xavier, C., Magneto - Complete
The Boy Who Lived And The Death Eater by Gooley reviews
@EDITING AND RE-POSTING@ #-STORY IN-PROGRESS-#
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,025 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Out of Sight, Out of Mind by Mottlemoth reviews
Artler; complete. When Artemis loses both his parents and his sight in a car accident, Butler is left to pick up the pieces. But will Fowl history be repeated? Rated M for slash.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,958 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
McFlurries Equal Love by Yellowfur reviews
Harry picks McDonald's as his reward dinner. Perry's not happy, but when is he ever? Very mild slash. Fluff. Rated T for sexual references.
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Complete
Weasleycest Drabbels by DarkElixier66 reviews
A collection of various incest drabbels all including the lovely Ron !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 23,243 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Ron W.
The Dark Knight: Shadows in the Sun by cpd3 reviews
Post TDK. Bruce Wayne denies payment for his damaged car, instead pulling the newly appointed Commissioner Gordon into attending a party in his honor. Everything between the two changes as Gordon starts noticing the little things... BrucexGordon slash
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,586 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008
The Cops Aren't Even Looking by ThatMasterOfChaos reviews
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. Perry/Harry: Harry and Perry are kidnapped on a stake-out and some interesting things take place while being held captive.
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
Big, Tough Guy by ThatMasterOfChaos
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. Perry/Harry. Perry's not as tough as he'd like you to believe.
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
Upon Dragon Wings by Abby Ebon reviews
For Chaos Silk. MurtaghxEragon. Slash. When Saphira, the last female dragon comes of age to mate, only Thorn can answer her need. What then, would this mean for Eragon and Murtagh who must now share this bond, binding Rider and Dragon alike?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,547 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Murtagh, Eragon S.
Chasing Perfection by Sweet Mercy reviews
Sequel to Life, Love and Everything in Between. Back from their Holiday, Harry and Severus decide its time to tell Sirius and Remus about their relationship. Sirius is not happy. SLASH, MPREG, SSHP, SBRL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,589 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Familiarity by LightNeverFades reviews
Fascination, then came attraction. For Anthony, Mr. Todd was a mysterious comfort, a longing finally realized. For Sweeney, Anthony Hope was a lost memory come to life. Swucy, Swanthony Slash OneShot
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,821 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Love Letters by Sahara Storm reviews
[Oneshot, Grindeldore] O, long is the march of men and long is the life and wide is the span. (The love story of Dumbledore and Grindelwald, in reverse.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,229 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
We Have Lingered in the Chambers of the Sea by AMarguerite reviews
The beginning of a trilogy of Greek tragedy, in which Albus and Gellert meet, discover the greater good, and discuss knitting patterns. Indeed, there be CANON slash. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,632 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Nurmengard by Eggo Waffles reviews
Harry thought the conversation was getting needlessly tangential, and decided that the quickest way to remedy this was by speaking in capital letters. BUT WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH GRINDELWALD?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Albus D., Hermione G. - Complete
Nineteen Years Later by Butterfly's Shadow reviews
Sorry for this super long wait, but I've ran into a hiatuswriter's block wall that I can't seem to break down or get around. Chapter 14 coming soon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,925 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/19/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007
Meddling 101 by Dragons Quill reviews
A Beginners' Step by Step Guide to Easily Make Your Life and the Lives of Others Around You More Interesting. Dumbledore is bored and sets out to make some 'excitement' at Hogwarts. Come join the Clean up Crew! SSHG pairing. Full Summary Inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,845 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Lovegood by Pagan Goddess of Chocolate reviews
DTLL Luna never really knew Dean, and he thought she was rather dotty. Funny how things can change when you're thrown together in a house for a few weeks. An expansion on the romance hinted at in Deathly Hallows. obvious DH spoliers
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Luna L., Dean T.
Sweet child of mine by Funeral Lilies reviews
Slash. LuciusDraco fluff. Draco's been at Hogwarts for a few weeks, and Lucius decides to pay his darling boy a visit to see how he's doing... Possible sequel to Favourite Flavour. Malfoycest.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Lucius M., Draco M. - Complete
Chance For Happiness by Gooley reviews
@EDITING AND RE-POSTING@ #-STORY COMPLETE-#
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,517 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Life, Love, and Everything in Between by Sweet Mercy reviews
Severus Snape walks in on a certain boy wizard in the bathroom and realises just how much he wants to be with him. He sets out to prove his feelings wrong but ends up falling deeper in love. SLASH, MPREG, SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,830 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Tis the night to be horny by HPismysugerquill reviews
one night Fred is walking the halls and hears somthing very wrong indeed...after writing this I was ROTFLMFHO!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
But It's Snape! by Diosa2 reviews
Fomer professor and student meet again...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,885 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
Pass Time by Lucifer Rosemaunt reviews
ErikRaoul slash. Haha, cookie for you. An epilogue. :oP
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,601 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
How to Write a Harry Potter Fanfiction by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Seven steps to writing yet another cliched Harry Potter fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
Voices carry by sparkin reviews
Ron learns the hard way about why you should never eavesdrop on other people's conversations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Criminal Mind by veiledndarkness reviews
Upon receiving a strange letter, Harry decides to pay a visit to Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Nice going, Pothead by Willowbooks reviews
COMPLETE Harry & Draco get stuck in a closet. All dialogue. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,643 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
What Percy Saw by lordhellebore reviews
COMPLETE: Starting with a detention in his first year at Hogwarts, Percy over the years gets to know a side of Snape most other people have no idea exists. Why does he trust him even after the events of HBP?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,830 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Severus S., Percy W. - Complete
Do Me a Favour by Lix reviews
Dean Thomas does our lovely Seamus Finnigan a favour... SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2002
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Instincts reviews
Logan trusts his instincts. Logan/Remy Based on Origins.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Wolverine, Gambit - Complete
Divination and Soap reviews
Harry and Ron go to a carnival and have their fortunes told in a very strange way. SLASH. Ron/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Public Service Announcement Brought to You by HP reviews
Harry Potter and Ron Weasely bring you a public service announcement about marijuana.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Harry P., Ron W.
Holding Out For a Hero reviews
AU. Hermione is taken prisoner and held in Azkaban. Snape rescues her. As her, Ron, and Harry, with a little help from Snape, look for Horcurxes, Hermione deals with her feelings for her old Professor. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,847 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Real World featuring Pirates of the Caribbean reviews
Ever wonder what would happen to the PotC cast on the Real World? Now you can find out! Watch as Jack cries, Will screams, and Norrington is frightened out of his mind! ON HIATUS!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,782 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007
Unworthy reviews
Naruto is stressed out from all of the insults the villagers have given him and he has started to cut his wrists.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete