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Author has written 11 stories for Naruto, Inuyasha, Harry Potter, and Bleach.
Yo, my name is Akuma. Technically in Japanese that means Devil and i do not deny that. Cute but evil, kiddies, cute but evil
FYI to all my readers, i write all my stories down on paper so apparently the chapters are much shorter than what i think they are. Also to my readers, i have writers block a lot so you might have to help me out here, any possible ideas to get the stories going would be great, yuri-chan knows what i mean.
A lot of my original characters in my stories ((and believe me, most of them will have OCs.)) are based off of my friends and myself, so don't criticize them ((too much)), they are real people and they will get pissed.
Angel's Affection: I have a lot of plans for this story. Maya will be a character in a side sequel that involves a cross over with Harry Potter. Maya is paired with Jiraiya, who is awesome. anymore info you want, email me.
For the Protection of a Wizard/The Protection of a Wizard: The side sequel to Angel's affection. I had to start it before I completely forgot about the brilliant idea. Hope you love it.
Ragetsu Tenshi Kuckiki: A Bleach story with Ragetsu being the older half sister to both Baykuya and Gin, Aiden trapped her in Antarctica for over 110 years, which the power released by Ichigo and Baykuya's Bankai allowed her to escape. Ragetsu is best friends with Urahara and Yoruichi and is Urahara's lover.
His Sempai: A Naruto Fic where a girl from the human world we live in ended up teaching a child Naruto, she had to return to the real world but promised to come back. Naruto is the level of a chunnin but refuses to show who is really unless his Sempai is there. She returns and they take the shinobi worlds by storm.
Meet the Girl: Ok, my plan for this story will unfold once i get the next chapters up. But I would really like to say that to the people who think that the character i introduced in the first chapter is a Mary-Sue, fuck you. The girl is based off me, someone asked why an American girl has a Japanese name, simple answer...some Americans have names from other countries! ba-duh! as if that isn't obvious! ok, i accept flames but you could at least give respect for a girl whose tryin! Also, some people in modern days like to learn with swords, not my problem if you think its stupid, personally i love swords. Lastly, to one review sayin that Aku should go to jail, f.y.i. gang wars happen, so sorry if you don't realize that some parts of the world run like that.
Naruto's Mask and A Talent Show?: Ok, i decided that i'm gonna change some of my ideas with this one, thanks to everyone who reviewed, thanks for being so supportive! love ya! if my ideas sorta clash and the fic gets confusing, tell me and i'll try to fix it. it might not be too long but maybe a good six chapters before i finish it, i don't think that fics like this one are meant to be drawn out, just a few chaps before people get bored of a drawn out fic that has no more of a purpose.
Truth of A Snake: I'm trying to get my scattered thoughts together for this but it isn't peacing right. Maybe i'll bring in the gang to help Oro-chan remember or figure out why he can't. i really need help on this one people, any ideas will be welcome. oh, b.t.w. NO sasu/saku, naru/hina, ino/shika, or neji/ten. Those pairings are used way too much, and frankly...i hate them. Get some variety people! those aren't the only pairings out there! so no, i'm not going to do those pairings.
She is Found: I'm working on the next chapter but i'm not going to do anything until one person reviews. Come on, just one and i'm happy, even if you say that your reviewin just to get the next chap up, i don't care. i need feedback. i'll try to get my friend to be a beta-reader so that people will take this seriously. Please ppl!
ok, FYI, i'm NOT going to be putting ANY naruhina, sasusaku, nejiten, shikaino pairings in my Naruto fics.
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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
Greg House is my love, dis him, I KILL YOU!
"It...almost looks like...he...cares." - Cameron, House MD
"I'm going to visit my uncle. He's a giant turtle." - House, House MD
"The fetus is a parasite..." - Cameron, House MD
"You can walk, but I don't bleed from my penis." - House, House MD
"No, I mean sex in the janitor's closet at the local high school. Go WildCats!" - House, House MD
"It's never Lupus." - House, House MD
"Yeah, I want to save her. I'm morally bankrupt." - House, House MD
"So the butt bleed is just a nose bleed?" - Foreman, House MD
"If you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic." - House, House MD
"Idiots are fun. No wonder every village wants one." - House, House MD
"Oh, do you want to come over tonight, watch sad movies, and cry?" - Wilson, House MD
More random quotes for the WORLD! can ya tell i'm hyper?
"Suicide is a way of telling God, "YOU CAN'T FIRE ME, I QUIT!"
"Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is free!"
"That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again."
"Don't play dumb with me, I'll always win."
"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door..."
"Evening news is where they tell you 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't."
"Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them."
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
"When your right, no one remembers, when your wrong, no one forgets."
"Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark"
"A good piece of advice if you're sucked into a video game: if it moves, KILL IT!"
"When man discovered milk came from cows, what did he THINK he was doing?"
"The pen may be mightier, but the sword still hurts like hell."
"You can't spell 'slaughter' without 'laughter!'"
"Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something."
"Stupidity got us into this, why can't it get us out?"
"My psychiatrist says that I've lost my marbles, but what does he know? My marbles are in a plastic bag in my closet."
"HIP! HIP! HOO-wait. no-never mind, you suck."
-I've learned you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
-guys are like light bulbs: to get them to work you have to turn them on.
-I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.
-I've learned you shouldn't compare yourself to others; they are more fucked up than you think.
-I've learned we are responsible for everything we do, unless we're celebrities.
-Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follw. Do not walk beside me.Just leave me the fuck alone.
-It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
-If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
-If at first you don't succeed, pretend that's not what you were trying to do in the first place.
-If at first you don't succeed, burn all evidence that you tried.
-If at first you don't succeed, cheat, steal, repeat untill caught and then lie.
-If at first you don't succeed, eliminate all witnesses.
-The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
-Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
-Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes.
Gravity is a myth. The world sucks.
-Someday, your prince will come. Mine just got lost, took a wrong turn, and is too stubborn to ask for directions!
-East to the sea, West to the land...DEATH TO THE BITCH THAT TOUCHES MY MAN!
-Jesus loves you. The rest of us think you're an idiot.
-I work very hard--please don't expect me to think as well.
-The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. XD
-Guns don't kill people, it's those little holes. People just help.
-Creativity is great, but plagerism is faster.
-You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to sky dive TWICE.
-They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient. But giving the finger is free too, and I find it more personal and sincere. XD
-As long as there is space, I'm going to stare into it.
-Insanity isn't an illness; it's an excuse.
-Last night I was lying on my bed, staring at the stars, when a sudden thought hit me: Where the HELL is my ceiling!
-A cat by any other name, is still a sneaky little furball that shits behind the couch.
-I am the opposite of a stage magician. He gives you illusion that has the appearance of truth. I give you the truth in the pleasant disguise of illusion.
-Sorry, my give-a-damn's broken.
-There are some things that can’t be helped. I am one of those things.
-When Life gives you lemons make vodka and watch people freak.
-What do you mean I have a small attention span!? I have a very large... Ohhh Shiny!
-Huh...what? Oh, I'm awake, I was just checking my eyelids for holes.
-I like power. It's fun.
-Do not worry, we are trained professionals. Get that out of your mouth!!
-Don't try to fix me, I'm not broken.
-But why is the rum gone?
-Remember: fanfictions are non-scientific, non-fat and pretty much just non-sense.
-Excersise gives you endorphants. Endorphants make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands...they just don't.
-Chickens run free and I love my Yoda.
-He really is in love with himself, I thought it was just a summer thing.
-This is an A and B conversation, so please C your way out of it before I get my friends D and E to F you up, G.
-Don't let your mind wander...it's way too small to be out on it's own.
-It's a giant mushroom...MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY! Friendly mushroom! Mushy, giant friend!
-I have a natural curiosity, its name is BOB!
-Here's another curse. May all your bacon burn.
-Great, we die, we die smelling nice!
-The family jewels have not been stolen...
-IT'S THE CAFFEINE TALKING, I SWEAR
-- Oh, another victim! Just a little kiss, please? Jesus would want you to! Jingle, jingle jingle...
-real men wear pink because real men dont know you have to seperate whites and reds.
-I once met a guy in Baltimore Maryland, he was wearing half a shirt and had a large grissly hobo-mane he came out from behind a corner and grabbed my friend, stuck a nasty old paper party hat on his head and said to him in a conspiratorial voice "You're special, you're not like all these other clowns , you're the special clown and you deserve great riches...can I have some money " the most entertaining hobo I've ever met.
-Everyone's cool! ...until they spam. Then they go straight to my death list.
-Earl is the worse name ever. everytime you say it it just shounds like you are going to throw up
-you should hurl spears at people, random like. Anyone who can't dodge obviously isn't your friend.
-I am armed with random knowledge, and that makes me dangerous...
-He learned what every man must learn...never insult a girl's looks, especially if said girl can kick your ass
-I'm trying really hard to care, does it show?
-So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?
-My heart bleeds purple piss for you.
-May he whom pats himself on the back dislocate his shoulder.
-Talk soft but play hard; Smile pure but fight dirty.
-I wonder how fish have sex, MAYBE THERE'S A FISH-LIKE STORK-THING!
-Now, now; there are more imaginative places you can stick a spork then in her eye.
-Is a void filled with emptiness? No, it's not filled with anything, it's empty you morons!
-I will now self-destruct, leaving behind an awful mess for you to clean up! Have a nice day
-A fox is a wolf who brings flowers.
The following link holds the most hillarious Death Note scene i have ever seen, Even if you don't know Death Note, THIS is worth it.