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Joined 09-24-06, id: 1138197, Profile Updated: 09-20-13
Author has written 14 stories for Naruto, Black Cat, Inuyasha, Bloody Kiss/ブラッディKISS, Total Drama series, and Pokémon.

Hello and Welcome to Random Mongoose's profile page! Please make yourself at home, as much as the internet shall allow.

I love reading humor and romance stories the most, so I'll probably write a few of those. Basically I'll write down whatever inspires me. My absolute favorite categories to read/write about are:

Xiaolin Showdown, Storm Hawks, Pucca, Bleach, Inuyasha, Blood , Samurai Champloo, Black Cat, Howl's Moving Castle, Spirited Away, Full Metal Alchemist, Fairy Tail, Death Note, Maximum Ride, Sharkboy and Lavagirl, Blood and Chocolate, Pokemon/Digimon, Sonic the Hedgehog(X), Hamtaro, Spyro, Codename:KND, Naruto, Soul Eater, and very many more, I assure you.

I, Random Mongoose, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the review revolution.

So, I believe some ranting is in order...

Anybody know Watership Down? For as long as I can remember, it was a movie from my childhood that I loved to watch. It really didn't mean anything significant to me, besides the fact that it was a nostalgic memory. When I got to highschool, I found the book. I read the book, and fell in love with it. Now I'm in college, and I realize that there was a television series! Geez! So I watched that. And I found that from all three perspectives, I have different favorites. From the movie, my favorite was a tie between Blackberry and Hyzenthlay. From the book, I was a fan of Buckthorn. From the series, I fell in love with Hawkbit. I don't know why, they just all tug at my heartstrings I guess. Anyways, I absolutely love the story, from whatever media you see it in. Its deep, and touching, and holds a lot of key points about life.

I still love Naruto :D Great storyline, and I wish I had come up with the idea. Does anybody else get irritated when it takes like, 4 episodes to complete one fight scene? I mean, sometimes, things happen so fast that you want them to slow it down, and then the other times, they go so slow, for example two ninjas will just look at each other for like, 3 minutes. Terrible fillers, I tell ya. But otherwise, it's still my favorite.


"At This Moment in Time"

Since I visit this site regularly, I will post a little message about whatever comes to mind at this moment in time.

As of Friday, September 20th, I'd like to announce I'm back. Maybe not back as in updating a million stories in one night, but yes, I have returned to fanfiction.net and am reading and writing again. My uncompleted story I will update and complete, but it may take some more time, unfortunately. If not because I forgot the direction I was going, then because I reread the previous chapters and realized my writing style has either changed or I feel I could rewrite it and do it better. While I get that sorted out, I will upload other stories. For all readers, old or new, I wish a happy reading!


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The Poison Tree by incongruent reviews
The Honeycomb warps intention. —Laburnum—
Watership Down - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Complete
Play Dead by Ramblings-And-Randomness reviews
Both Ayame and Kagome are tired of Koga chasing Kagome, so Kagome comes up with a plan. What is it? Read and find out! Has been adopted by Behind.My.Smile.Is Me and is being inserted into one of her stories, so please check it out!
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Ayame, Kōga - Complete
Hot And Bothered by Neisha reviews
His demon asserted itself; Inuyasha had accepted it during the battle, willed it to rise hard and fast, to destroy the demon trying to take Kagome from him. Would she still love him when she realized that he was no longer the hanyou she'd grown to know? M
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,238 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Wolf In Red by Otaku-Rehab reviews
AU. Little Red Riding Hood with a 'tude and a Big Bad Wolf that's not as bad as all that. Both trying to get to Granny's. Try and guess what happens next.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Ayame, Kōga - Complete
Animalism by xxdarknessxfallsxx reviews
She needed to learn her place; he could show her that. James/Victoria
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 10/18/2008 - James, Victoria - Complete
Trinity by lovesrainscent reviews
Pastfic. It was a dark and stormy night... cliche I know but our three young legendary sannin are forced to seek shelter in a cheap hotel during a violent thunderstorm. Nothing but Jir/Tsu/Oro fluff 'n fold friendship.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Perfectly Arranged by Kenzie493 reviews
Ino is forced into an arranged marriage to one of her Father's best friends' son! Will she be able to love him eventually, or is this marriage a lost cause? R&R Please !
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,148 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
A Sick Avenger by Marshmallow73 reviews
Cough syrup can do wonders! 'Warning: Drinking beyond expiry date can cause dizziness, drunkenness and unconsciousness. May also put person on CRACK.' SasSaku, pls r and r.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Invisible Ink by blahosaurus reviews
When TenTen speaks, her words are just air.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Tenten - Complete
Fake Meditation by MistressSkittles reviews
Neji does a double-take when Tenten removes her shirt, and Tenten finds out that Neji isn't so scrawny... One-shot: Nejiten- Rated T for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Fortune Cookies by the-undefined reviews
Hyuuga Neji had an undeniable weakness for fortune cookies. Not that he’d ever let anyone know. Nejiten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
BAKA cupid by Lidiya reviews
This is Naruto, the twelve-year-old, colorblind, hyperactive ninja. This is the forbidden scroll in which cupid’s bow and arrows were sealed into. This is Naruto stumbling upon such a scroll and discovering its secrets. SasuSaku oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,959 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Black and Blue by Aryndiel reviews
Miroku sulks as he nurses his wounds, musing that it's no wonder women refuse him when he's always covered in slap marks. Sango makes it better. Angsty humour and fluffy goodness. Hidden Treasure January 2010 at Eikyuu Kosai Awards.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2008 - [Sango, Miroku] - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7184 - Favs: 5,793 - Follows: 2,427 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Hot Spring Discussions by Half-elf reviews
Being a fly on the wall can have its advantages...you learn the most interesting things that way. The girls are having private, personal and unrestrained discussions about the boys in their lives. Who is thinking about who? Mainly HinaKiba but others too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/19/2007 - [Hinata H., Kiba I.] - Complete
Man to Man Talk by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
What's that thing sticking out of your pocket? It read: FRISKY CONDOM, Strawberry Flavor. Congratulations! You picked out a good choice! Our bestseller! ENJOY! [slightly crack][sasusaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,541 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Time Together by Lunarwench reviews
Mugen sees Fuu across a busy marketplace. They bump into each other and he decides to stay with her. Yelling, jealousy, sexual tension and an appearence by Jin. MugenFuu.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,833 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/16/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Fuu, Mugen - Complete
Love Bites by 1moonwitch reviews
Kiba X Hinata oneshot. Hinata has a fetish for fangs. A certain fanged kiba Inuzuka.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Kiba I., Hinata H. - Complete
Insatiable by Redenzione reviews
The art of storytelling is fine line between fantasy and reality ShikaIno mentions of SasuSaku KibaHina NaruHina NejiTen KakashiTemari
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Do You Love Me? by Invader Hog reviews
[AU] Magenta is trying to read her book but her idiot husband just won't let her go without a fight.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Complete
Give Me a Reason by Sparkles of Youthfulness reviews
Stork always said that he was only with the Storm Hawks until something better came along. When that something better comes along, Stork wills the others to give him a reason to stay.
Storm Hawks - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Stork, Piper - Complete
The Bum and the Loudmouth by SonOfKakashi reviews
Sorry, discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,196 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/23/2007 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y.
Burning Kisses by ArAshiMitArAshi reviews
[ShikaIno] In order to make Shikamaru quit his new habit, Ino found a perfect solution. She was going to let him smoke...her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,679 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/21/2007 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Rule Twenty Five by Yami and Ryoko reviews
Whoever said all's fair in love and war must have been in denial, because there's no way the blood dripping down her flesh is fair, and this pain in her heart DEFINITELY isn't fair. FOCUS: Ino and Shikamaru; Shikaino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,010 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2006 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Stolen Moments by Nate Grey reviews
Ino discovers a mysterious bruise on her neck, but can't recall how it got there. So why is Sakura so worried, Shikamaru so angry, and Chouji so oblivious? The answers may SHOCK you! Probably not, though. Not Your Average Romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
20 ways in Which to Annoy Gaara by louiemoto reviews
Why 20? Because I couldn't think of 30. R&R, Damn It.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
The Cookie Thief by katsuyo reviews
[oneshot]Sakura has a problem... her sugar cookies are stolen from the window sill by a well mannered cookie thief. What does Gaara have to do with this?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual to GAARA by Persepolis130 reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own SABAKU NO GAARA unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your super creepy, demon possessed insomniac, it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Expect Little Sleep Tonight by Citadel reviews
Just how many times can a girl get kidnapped and forced to work in a brothel? And what happens when Mugen is Fuu's first customer? He'll help her escape right? Yeah right! MugenFuu Romance, PostSeries, Warning: Adult Content, COMPLETE
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,867 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Mugen, Fuu - Complete
Curses! by Spazoid reviews
Kiba teaches Hinata something new. [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Kiba I., Hinata H. - Complete
New Dog, Old Tricks by ES Red - Blue reviews
Shino decides to test a theory he has concerning Kiba, and Hinata just wants to know what's going on.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/19/2005
Cuddles by FireTigerSoul reviews
Inuyasha discovers an old nap-time pal of Kagome's and can't help but feel jealous. (one-shot fluff)
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/5/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
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Inside A Pokeball reviews
A little twist from a different point of view...
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Psyduck/Koduck - Complete
Promises reviews
This was not how she wanted things to turn out...
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Gwen, Trent - Complete
Black Butterfly reviews
She was different. She had changed...for the worse. Sasuke X Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Will of a Kunoichi reviews
Everyone is changing and growing up... except Ino. Wanting to make something of herself, Ino sets off on a journey to try and become the best she could be. But can she be strong enough to face a new threat to her village when she returns? Ino X Shikamaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,875 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N.
Begging reviews
Kuroboshi had said that Kiyo would be begging for his attention. He just never thought it would happen like this...
Bloody Kiss/ブラッディKISS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Kiyo Katsuragi, Kuroboshi - Complete
Coddling reviews
Uchiha finally returns to Konoha. When Ino hears the news, she goes to give him a piece of her mind...and her fist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Noise Pollution reviews
How does Hinata Hyuga resolve a conflict between her completely different teammates? Not quite in a way one would expect...A little OOC. Hinata X Kiba
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Under His Watch reviews
Ayame is caught in a dead-end situation. Luckily, someone has been keeping an eye on her... Ayame X Koga
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Ayame, Kōga - Complete
Sore Subject reviews
A simple miscalculation can leave us feeling cold. Numb. Broken. The mission was accomplished. But she had failed herself... Neji X Tenten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Brake! reviews
AU Shikamaru tries to teach Ino how to drive a stick-shift. Needless to say, it doesn't turn out well. Ino X Shikamaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Symbolism and Top Hats reviews
A few simple ponderings that our fiesty firecracker dreams up in class... Kyoko X Charden
Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
50 Ways to Annoy Gaara reviews
Come one, come all! Read on to learn how you can annoy our favorite schizophrenic insomniac and make this world a deadlier place!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Gaara - Complete
Heaven's Gates reviews
The chains bound her body, but they could never bind her will. Hinata would make sure that their deaths were inevitable. Rated M for violence and character death. Has a happy ending. Hinata x Kiba
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,188 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
A Helping Paw reviews
Akamaru didn't plan on meddling in his master's love life...but now he'll do anything to make sure Kiba makes the right choice. Kiba x Hinata
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,998 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/5/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Kiba I., Hinata H. - Complete