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Joined 09-24-06, id: 1138261, Profile Updated: 05-12-12
Author has written 2 stories for Star Wars, and Fallout.

NOTE - Yes, I was formerly a Genuine Bad Ass, however I have received a promotion from the Grand Council of Bad Assery and they have upgraded my status to Epic. I feel honored to be among such great names as Boba Fett, Wolverine, and Batman and would like you all to know that I fully plan on living up to the responsibilities and awesomeness of my new title.

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My names Nick, friends call me Smooth, because of my naturally sexy voice, I have been told on more than one occasion that I should work as DJ because of it, seriously, it's magic. I'm currently training to become an EMT, because I'm all about helping people, I like to swim, mountain bike, work out, I'm a very energetic person, I love Halo 3 with a passion, I'm into history, literature, Anime, Comics, all that good stuff, and now for some kick ass quotes.

"If somebody tries to kill you, you try to kill them right back!" - Captain Malcolm Reynolds, off of the kick ass show Firefly

"We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die." - Captain Malcolm Reynolds

"Everybody dies. Someone's carryin' a bullet for you right now, doesn't even know it. The trick is, die of old age before it finds you." - Captain Malcolm Reynolds

"Allow the President to invade a neighboring nation, whenever he shall deem it necessary to repel an invasion, and you allow him to do so, whenever he may choose to say he deems it necessary for such a purpose -- and you allow him to make war at pleasure. If today, he should choose to say he thinks it necessary to invade Canada, to prevent the British from invading us, how could you stop him? You may say to him, 'I see no probability of the British invading us' but he will say to you, 'Be silent; I see it, if you don't.'" - Abraham Lincoln

"'Honour? There ain't no honour in this war. The machine-guns killed it. And if the machine-guns didn't, then the artillery did. And if the artillery didn't, then the chlorine gas sure as hell did." - soldier reffering to WWI

"Honor is a fool's prize, what good is honor to the dead?" - Darth Revan, Dark Lord of the Sith

"I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein

"Nobody ever won a war by dying for his country, he won it by making the other bastard die for his." - General George S. Patton

"Revenge is a dish best served cold." - Old Klingon Proverb

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New California Dreaming by Hotpoint reviews
Yes I'm from the New California Republic but no I'm not a damn tourist. DC sucks, lousy Brotherhood. You know I'd be safe and warm if I was in LA... well safe-ish anyway
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 123,296 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 5/20/2009
Travels of the Chosen One by El Stormo reviews
Seen as the Chosen One by her people, but as a simple primitive by the unforgiving world outside, a young woman learns to survive the dangers of the Wastes, as well as deal with the consequences her actions have on the world and all those living in it.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 109 - Words: 458,872 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Chosen One - Complete
Underneath It All by fembuck reviews
AU. After Genosha Scott takes off and Jean finds herself growing closer to the Institute's newest addition, Emma Frost, than she ever could have imagined. Jean/Emma, femslash
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 57,285 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Emma F./White Queen, Jean-Grey S./Phoenix - Complete
The Jedi Factor by 157yrs reviews
Follows the immediate events of Backlash. The close proximity between Ben Skywalker and Vestara triggers several alternate futures for her. Ben x Vestara One Shot
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/15/2010 - [Ben Skywalker, Vestara K.] Luke S. - Complete
434: The Last Year of the Third Era by The Blackjack reviews
A tale of a thief's betrayal, a captain's duty, a merchant's love, and a general's ambition, all set to the backdrop of the chaotic final year of the Third Era. Currently being revised.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 230,484 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Hieronymus Lex - Complete
One Eye Open by Remmak reviews
The people of the Citadel rely on the fine officers of C-Sec for protection and peace of mind, but how can they rely on a surly turian and a mild-mannered human? Follow a mismatched pair in this romantic crime drama. ME1
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,780 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 8/26/2008 - OC, D. Chellick, Executor Pallin
Lament by Kimmae reviews
On her hopeless search for her father, the Lone Wanderer from Vault 101 met someone who would change her life forever. Little did she know that she had moved him as well, despite appearances. A not so fluffy tale of a Lone Wanderer and Charon.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,071 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Complete
On Display by TaterBug422 reviews
"I'm guessing you can look but you can't touch, huh?" Another drag from the cigarette. "At least, not without permission."
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Charon - Complete
Lystheni Family Politics by BorderlineWaxwork reviews
A spectre is captured on an assignment to stop a terrorist attack on the Destiny Ascension, but before she knows it, she's swept away on a quest to prevent all-out war between the Citadel and the Lystheni - a salarian rebel nation. R&R. Thanks.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,118 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008
The Enemy of My Enemy by Katsuhiro reviews
"Of all the conflicts recorded in the latter stages of the Human-Covenant War, perhaps one of the most interesting was that which occured on the Outer Colony Crassus, c.Nov.2552. Interesting, and with an entirely unexpected outcome.." ONI Case-File 428/
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 115,331 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
Chains of the Past by Sl'askia reviews
Sequal to 'The Warriors Agenda'. The Arbiter, Rtas and others have demons from their past they need to face and defeat, along with foes old and new. T for language, violence and later on minor adult situations. Epilogoue and Commentary up!
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 101,008 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Complete
Blood And Trust by Liael reviews
A Bosmer slave is unwillingly caught up in the vampiric intrigues of Morrowind.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,719 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Complete
The Story of Octavian by Lycanthropic Nerev reviews
It is done. At last, it is done! Complete! DONE The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, along with tons more. T for violence and language.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 53,909 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Complete
The Mandalorian Wars by DeralianShadow reviews
3976 years before the Battle Of Yavin, the Mandalorians have begun their incursions of non Republic worlds the on the Outer Rim. The planet of the Deralia being among the first to fall to the Mandalorian onslaught.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 120,462 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/22/2006 - Published: 8/6/2006
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Project Ice Man reviews
Jason Wolfe is a man way the hell out of his comfort zone; a soldier frozen in the final days of the war and awoken 200 years later in the radioactive hell of DC; He's searching for the man who betrayed him and won't stop until he's found...and dead
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 70,715 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009
Screwed reviews
This is the story of Daren Stone, Jace Conway, and Talla Ronin 3 Bounty Hunters, who seem to be despite their best efforts completely screwed.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,767 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 5/27/2007