Author has written 14 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and Fullmetal Alchemist.
"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."
Sooo...'Sup. Name's Kelly, I'm American, am twenty-three, and graduated college with a Bachelor's in English. Isn't that special of me.
So a bunch of my stories were deleted from this site because apparently using script format is akin to steamrolling newborn kittens for fun. Obviously, right? -_- I've uploaded pretty much every single thing I've ever written on Archive Of Our Own, except for the oneshots but I'm sure I'll get to them eventually, including the update notifications and the April Fools joke chapters as their own separate oneshots so you can successfully avoid them in terror. They're mostly unedited in my haste to get everything back online so some parts could still be better, but...meh. Some things will be posted simultaneously on this site and that one while others will most likely stick exclusively to AO3 and never be seen here ever, should be annoying. I've enabled anonymous people to comment and leave kudos and things, so if you're an old fan and you wanna say hi but don't want to sign up you should be able to, I like hearing from friendly-friends. *shrug* Here's everything I got so far, have fun:
So, because you obviously care so much, these are my currently undeleted stories and what I'm working on while I'm trying to avoid the crushing, hellish reality that is a life with no set goals or dreams (which is a bit hard at the moment, FOR SOME REASON):
Bothering Sephiroth is very nearly a true story. I got bored and started beating up Sephiroth when he wasn't paying attention, and eventually it became my first solo fic posted on this site. I'm very glad that at least ten people like it.
Harry Potter and the Deathly HALLOS! is something I wrote when I was stuck in the school library for three hours, where there are no good fiction books and where they block all the good websites on the school computers. This is what happens when I get bored. If you read this story, make sure to recommend a few good therapists in your review.
What Should've Happened in the Beginning is mostly movie quotes from the beginning of the Fellowship of the Ring movie, with a "Why didn't I think of that?" ending. Actually, people probably have thought of it. And written about it on here. Apologies if it seems I am copying someone's idea, I truly do not mean to.
I Don't Like Guys Who Are Shorter Than Me is a REALLY short oneshot about what really happened when Edward and Alphonse tried proposing to Winry when they were little. It's adorkable and I love it for some reason.
A Solemn Promise is a Lily/James oneshot that ended up being more of a Marauder oneshot than anything else, but it had Lily finally agreeing to go out with James at the end so I guess it counts. Basically it's my interpretation of how they began their relationship, and I'm just waiting for Pottermore to correct me on that. And BOY is it a good thing I didn't post my original inspiration for it.
By Any Other Name is a Tonks/Remus oneshot centered on Tonks that I thought up while listening to the PotterFicWeekly podcast. I poured a lot of myself into Tonks, 'twas fun to write. I apparently like writing beginnings of relationships that kind of turn out horribly...Hmm...
Silly, Silly Book Series is a parody series about the Harry Potter books, trying to find every plothole and stupid moment and mistake that I can and try to be funny about it, the first of which has been deleted and the rest of which are sure to follow.
When You're Older is another Marauder oneshot, illustrating my headcanon that James, Sirius, and Peter didn't actually tell Remus about the Animagus thing until after they'd already fully mastered it, so he wouldn't be able to talk him out of it and so he could deny knowing about anything if they were ever caught. I don't know why my mind palace insists that this is how it happened, it just does.
The Downside Of Being A Seahorse is my take on how dumb male pregnancy is in fanfiction, as told by four of my favorite characters while trying to keep them as in character as possible.
I also have a serious Harry Potter year three AU in the works, as well as a crossover with Silent Hill which'll be SO much fun and rainbows, and I've started working on a parody of the Kingdom Hearts series that is never going to be posted on this site. No rest for the wicked, amirite?
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I am the girl who was kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace or Facebook, or talking to a female friend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't ever been asked out. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15, Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, my name is paper YAH, Sakurablossom24, Rhianna224, Kisa T. Sohma, Lone-wolf761,charmed4lifekaren, Princess Marauder, iheartmwpp
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