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Joined 09-24-06, id: 1138361, Profile Updated: 10-26-16
Author has written 23 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Silent Hill.

So.

This is why seven of my stories were just deleted, copied word for word: Main reason for removal: "Not the property of uploading writer Please note we do not allow users to post lyrics to songs they did not write. Exception being works in the US public domain."

...I honestly don't know what to do anymore.

I worked incredibly hard to make sure that there wasn't a trace of song lyrics anywhere in the Harry Potter book parodies I uploaded. Maybe one accidental Weird Al song lyric made it into the fourth one that I forgot to take out, but the other six? There weren't any. I made SURE there weren't any. I double and triple-checked them, parodies of Order of the Phoenix and up at least, to make SURE that there WEREN'T ANY SONG LYRICS OR TITLES OR ANYTHING OF ANY KIND within them. Unless they were also hacked off about me typing out the Song of the Lonely Mountain in the second one, WHICH WAS FROM A *ING BOOK.

And you know what galls me the most? NONE OF WHAT WE WRITE ON HERE IS THE PROPERTY OF THE UPLOADING WRITER. THAT'S KIND OF THE POINT OF FANFICTION.

I'm probably not going to post on here again. Maybe a crackfic or two. I'm working on a serious Harry Potter fic now but lest simple dialogue be confused for something it's not I have reservations about putting it here.

From now on, if you want to find any of the work I've ever done that was ever taken off of here (We're talking seventeen fics and counting now), I've long-since uploaded every single thing I've ever written on Archive Of Our Own dot org, including the old script-format Harry Potter movie parodies, old parody update notifications and the April Fools joke chapters as their own separate oneshots so you can successfully avoid them in terror, and of course the book parodies. The movie ones are mostly unedited in my haste to get everything back online so some parts could still be better, but...I seriously doubt I'll develop the motivation to edit them any time soon. annoying. I've enabled anonymous people to comment and leave kudos and things, so if you're an old fan and you wanna say hi but don't want to sign up you should be able to, I like knowing people still care. Just search for 'iheartmwpp,' everything'll still be there, and more complete than they ever were on this site to boot.

Oh and for people waiting for me to do Cursed Child, rest assured that that will NEVER be posted on this site. Also I'm still doing Kingdom Hearts so it's gonna be a while in any case.

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Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 6611 - Favs: 10,635 - Follows: 10,436 - Updated: 9/19 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
The Marauders Spell Book by writeonadeserthighway reviews
Its got plural wars, random oranges, black outs, hush puppy flip flops, cushions with their tassels off and the little lord jesus popping by with gangster angels. This is what happens when the marauders write a spell book.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,651 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Marauders
What Truly Happened to Sally-Anne by Andy Elladora Black reviews
What the title says! Warning; Mentions of violence, however jokingly, are made.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Sally-Anne P. - Complete
Yet Another Harry Potter Movie Parody: The BoH by yoneld reviews
Because all the cool kids are doing it. Includes everyone talking fancy all the time, lots of Umbridge impersonations, and me trying to be as good at parodying as iheartmwpp check out her parodies to the HP movies .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,404 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
I'm Game For That by Some Moron reviews
We have parodies of the book series and spoofs of the movies. You know what we're missing? There's a severe shortage of satires of the Harry Potter computer game series. Time to change that! Brought to you by the author of Hogwarts Reads My Immortal. Full of obscure references!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,524 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Harry P., Nearly Headless Nick - Complete
The Greatest Parody Ever by beeabeeon49 reviews
...Or so says me. A parody of LWW, in which the author is obsessed with caps lock, Edmund is missing a hand and Lucy is just plain awesome. The world is not ready.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012
Full Of Sound And Fury by AllSolsDay reviews
Five years have passed since Sarah left the Labyrinth, and she has, regrettably, grown up. But not all her ties are cut, and when a greater threat emerges, she finds herself pulled back... with her new roommate along for the ride.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,972 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011
Snape's Schooldays by beeabeeon49 reviews
A parody of Snape's memories in DH2, up to James and Lily's kiss. Because even I can't parody past that. In the style of iheartmwpp's film parodies.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Severus S. - Complete
2012: Logic Optional by Blanky Man reviews
My attempt at poking fun at this film as much as possible.
2012 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,698 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 11/17/2011 - A. Helmsley, Jackson C.
Bitter Leaves and Blossoms Bright by callalili reviews
The Hashshashin, I would learn, do not kill with blades alone.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 95,908 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Altaïr
Book 7: Where the Fandom Fun Is Almost At an End by Jobey in Error reviews
How DH went down. Much mockery enclosed. Chapter Fourteen: Harry Potter and the Camping Trip of Hell and Hormones. Mainly Hormones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,501 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Ron W., Harry P.
To Find the Way Home by memberoftheliterati reviews
In the aftermath of Halloween 1981, Remus is alone, the last of the Marauders. Betrayed and grieving, he is not sure how to go on until Dumbledore presents him with a mission to help the one person he still cares about- James' son. This is that story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,093 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Remus L.
For the Cub by I 4 2 write reviews
After the deaths of Harry's parents, it seems like nobody is left who cares about the orphaned baby. Remus Lupin has to make sure his best friend's son is safe, but how far will a werewolf be allowed to go to help raise a baby?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 63 - Words: 139,116 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 79 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Big Silver Screen by LovelySlytheriness reviews
A parody of the latest movie in the Harry Potter Series. CONTAINS MAJOR DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Complete
Things Unsaid by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
The last words of each departed Harry Potter character, if only they could have been said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2601 - Favs: 2,128 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
A Reason to Fight by memberoftheliterati reviews
A conversation between Harry and Remus leads to reflection and reminiscing for both remaining Marauders. Missing scene from OotP, because Remus doesn't get enough face time. Oneshot. Non-slash. Canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
The Boy With No Name by Raven Wolfmoon reviews
As far as he knew, he didn't have a name. Even his earliest memories provided no hint, since he had been called 'freak,' 'demon,' and 'monster' as far back as he could remember. Cuteness/angst! Slightly AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,505 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Death Note: the Abridged Series by Jaded Ninja reviews
Inspired by Little Kuriboh and masakox and Vegeta3986, as well as by Plasma Knight's fanfic Hitchiker's guide to Spira, a humorous summary of one of my favorite animes.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 102,366 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6146 - Favs: 10,555 - Follows: 4,011 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 11201 - Favs: 15,199 - Follows: 6,127 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The most annoying fic in the history of fanfiction by Jai iaJ reviews
You will find within this story everything that annoys you about fanfiction. The first few chapters are painful but around chapter 7 I write normally. You know, correct spelling and such. Please leave a review with suggestions about annoying stories on FF
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,806 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 1/2/2007
Sasuke's Completely Unnecessary Christmas Carol by Sarah1281 reviews
Sasuke's been wandering alone since Madara's defeat and he's doing fine. Or he would be if Naruto and Sakura would leave him alone. Then to make matters worse his various relatives decide to stage an intervention. What part of 'fine' don't they get?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,246 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Madara Wants to do WHAT to the Moon? by Sarah1281 reviews
After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 1,385 - Follows: 235 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Why are we friends with these people? by Sarah1281 reviews
Mark and Roger's friends are odd. Very odd. So odd, in fact, that at times they're forced to wonder why they even hang out with them...Takes place during RENT.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,650 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Roger D., Mark C. - Complete
Lee's Inexplicable Crush by Sarah1281 reviews
After the Chuunin Exam preliminaries, Neji and Tenten sit down and try and figure out why in the world Lee likes Sakura so much when they have almost nothing in common and practically no shared values. It...doesn't go very well.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 63 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Yay We Passed by Sarah1281 reviews
After passing Kakashi's bell test, Naruto asks Sasuke why's he's not more excited. The Uchiha reveals that it was inevitable that they would, not only because he's amazing, but because of politics. His team doesn't understand, so he's forced to elaborate.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 87 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Uncontrollable Angst of Doom by MoonageDaydream23 reviews
In my fifth HP parody, Harry tries to kill himself several times in rapid succession- will he survive to destroy the evil that is Emma Watson's eyebrows, the goddess Helena Bonham Carter, and Dumbledore's ACTING?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,558 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Complete
There’s Faith and then There’s THAT by Sarah1281 reviews
In which Jiraiya and the Council team up to try and convince the Sandaime that revealing Naruto's Jinchuuriki status to everyone in Konoha is not exactly the best plan and Sarutobi professes his great faith in the people of Konoha constantly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 77 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Jiraiya, Hiruzen S. - Complete
You're Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while delivering his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 190 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Choosing the Fourth by Sarah1281 reviews
In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 180 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Minato N., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Tournament of Death by MoonageDaydream23 reviews
It's the GoF movie's turn to be made fun of, with Harry wondering why Moody's a pirate, what exactly Dumbledore's on, and where all these crazy Twilight fans are coming from!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,651 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Total Disregard For Canon by MoonageDaydream23 reviews
My parody of Prisoner of Azkaban, with Snape ACTING, a very pissed off audience, and a talking mustache!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,139 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete
Harry Potter, The Incredibly Stupid Hero by MoonageDaydream23 reviews
A random, stupid parody of Chamber of Secrets, involving Harry being an idiot, Lucius being HOT, and Lockhart... well, you'll see. Oh, yeah, and David Bowie makes a guest appearance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,925 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Attack of the 80's! by MoonageDaydream23 reviews
A random, insane parody of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, the movie, involving Gryffindor bashing, Snape being creepy, and lots and lots of 80's cult movie references! Rated for language and perviness
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Regrets by Menshi reviews
Killua grieves over his friend's death. Did he really regret being friends with him? One-shot. R&R!
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Complete
Sweeney Todd Parody by MoonageDaydream23 reviews
I love this movie to PIECES, but I just couldn't resist! Rated T for some language and, of course, the violence that makes it Sweeney Todd!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,371 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Complete
Zombies Ate My Trading Cards by Little Kuriboh reviews
A Zombie Epic. With Card Games.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,290 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Yūgi M.
The Stick Snippets by Liv of life reviews
The Order members aren't insane. They're not. Hell no, nothing odd happens here. No siree.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 7/1/2005
My Order of the Phoenix Parody by MuffinPuppet reviews
I was doing homework, but I got distracted and accidentally wrote a parody of OotP--okay, it was just an excuse to watch it again. If you like spoofs that shamelessly rip on the material and people that bring us such joy, R&R. Or check out my GoF one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,622 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Complete
Lessons From Fanfiction by absent writer reviews
A list of currently 46 now 130something of the cliches, predictable storylines, and the trials and tribulations the average fanfiction reader is forced to go through in HP fanfiction! Rated for swearing on my part. Genre choice is very accurate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Harry P.
Kingdom Hearts by hikaranko reviews
This is, in all seriousness, a direct novelization of the game Kingdom Hearts. If you've never played or if you just love it a lot, then this should be an interesting read for you. Give it a chance! I WILL finish this, no matter what!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 209,020 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 3/24/2005
The Fury of Dumbledore by TheBunnyOfDeath reviews
Brought on by a crazy disscussion of the 4th Harry Potter movie, this involves Dumbledore having WAY too much fun one day strangling people. Forgive the insanity please! OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Albus D., Ron W. - Complete
The pointless fic of pointlessness by seanbiggerstaffrox reviews
Harry and Voldemort get married!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Where are you? by Corie reviews
With Christmas coming, 7 year old Harry Potter is still a child, alone, abused in the Dursley household. But one stranger comes and takes him away, proving it to be the best Christmas he's ever had to face.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,753 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/23/2003 - Harry P.
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The Proper Motivation reviews
Exactly what's prompting Sora to complete Jiminy's journal when he's not too fond of the cricket in the first place?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2 - Sora, Donald Duck, Goofy, Jiminy Cricket - Complete
That Can't Be Good For You reviews
Wait, whose turn was it to pick up the ice cream?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2 - Axel, Roxas, Xion - Complete
Nobodies Talking reviews
More like NOBODY'S TALKING! Right? 'C-'Cause they're Nobodies, but they also don't exist? Geddit? It's...It's a joke, it's like—Okay, I'll just leave now.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/22/2015 - Vexen, Zexion, Lexaeus - Complete
IT'S TIME TO wait, what're we doing? reviews
Okay but how does the card system in Chain of Memories actually work, though.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/25/2015 - Sora, Donald Duck, Goofy - Complete
Oh Lord, Dear Lord, I WANT THAT PLATINUM! reviews
Dumb oneshot in which Sora and Goofy argue about Gummi Ship missions and everything is extremely meta.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2015 - Sora, Donald Duck, Goofy - Complete
Echo the Absurd reviews
Harry came to suddenly, his entire body protesting the return to consciousness. Pushing himself off the steering wheel, he glanced over at the passenger seat. His heart stopped. Teddy was gone.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,171 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 10/1/2014 - Harry P., Teddy L. - Complete
Who Brings Their Pets To Transfiguration? reviews
After the lesson where they learned more about the Chamber of Secrets than actually turning animals into water goblets, wouldn't Ron've had to ask Professor McGonagall to un-Transfigure his rat?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/20/2014 - Ron W., Hermione G., Minerva M., Peter P. - Complete
Familial Issues reviews
Ron tried to calm George down after the shop closed one day, and Hermione called her parents. Neither endeavor went very well. At least they have each other to commiserate with.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Ron W., Hermione G., Crookshanks - Complete
The Downside of Being a Seahorse reviews
While researching Animagi transformations, Sirius looks up a strange creature that he would most certainly NOT like to transform into. Then the Marauders have a fun conversation about male pregnancy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Marauders - Complete
When You're Older reviews
Oneshot. James, Sirius, and Peter have been avoiding Remus for a while now, and Remus is starting to worry he'll be abandoned. What are the three of them up to and why are they trying to distract Remus with some stupid map project?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,955 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Remus L., Marauders - Complete
By Any Other Name reviews
Oneshot. A conversation with a coworker makes Tonks suddenly realize that she's starting to have feelings for a certain member of the Order of the Phoenix. Beginnings of RL/NT, possibly canon-compliant-ish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,004 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2013 - N. Tonks - Complete
A Solemn Promise reviews
Oneshot. When Lily finally agrees to go out with James with the promise that he'll leave her alone if the date doesn't go well, she never expects him to cancel on her. This actually has nothing to do with Valentine's Day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,532 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Lily Evans P., Marauders - Complete
I Don't Like Guys Who Are Shorter Than Me reviews
Exactly what happened when Edward and Alphonse tried to propose to Winry? And how could Ed forget something like that when even Al was able to remember?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Deathly HALLOS! reviews
Oneshot. In which Harry is struck with a brilliant idea to go freak everyone out by screaming HALLO! in the most annoying of ways. Mup. Warning: This is incredibly random and makes no sense whatsoever. Don't bother reviewing, it's horrible.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
What Should've Happened in the Beginning reviews
Oneshot: How the entire War of the Ring could've been avoided.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Sauron, Elrond - Complete
Bothering Sephiroth reviews
Oneshot. Sora doesn't feel like pressing triangle to get Sephiroth's attention, so he tries everything else he can think of. My first solo fic, please be brutal.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Sephiroth, Sora - Complete