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Joined 09-24-06, id: 1138384, Profile Updated: 07-02-16
Author has written 15 stories for Austin Powers, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Cats, Harry Potter, Disney, Sweeney Todd, Les Miserables, Into the Woods, Beauty and the Beast, and Tuck Everlasting.

Hello! My pen name is (obviously) FrauThenardier. I named myself after my two favorite fictional women who yell a lot:

1) Frau Farbissina (Austin Powers)

2) Madame Thenardier (Les Mis)

My profile pic was made using the amazing DollDivine Princess Maker at /princess-maker.php. May proper credit always be given in these things, as I always say!

A bit about me, for those of you interested:

Favorite Musicals: LES MIS!!!!! (Duh. My name is FrauTHENARDIER.) Sweeney Todd, Into the Woods, Oliver!,South Pacific, Wicked, My Fair Lady, Fiddler on the Roof, The Wedding Singer, Miss Saigon, The Light in the Piazza, RENT, Ragtime, Young Frankenstein, Lysistrata Jones.

Favorite Movies: AUSTIN POWERS!!!! (Duh. My name is FRAUThenardier.) Titanic, Breakfast at Tiffany's, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Julie and Julia, Roots, Ever After, REPO! The Genetic Opera, Beauty and the Beast, Hunchback of Notre Dame, any version of A Christmas Carol, Nicholas Nickleby (2001 version).

Favorite TV Shows: SCTV, My Big Fat Greek Life, The Tudors, SMASH!!!!, Frasier, Emmerdale, Keeping Up Appearances, Pushing Daisies, South Park.

Favorite Actresses: Andrea Martin, Bernadette Peters, Bebe Neuwirth, Natalie Dormer, Maria Doyle Kennedy, Anjelica Huston, Meryl Streep, Anne Hathaway, Idina Menzel, Kristin Chenoweth, Patti Lupone, Drew Barrymore, Mindy Sterling, Angela Lansbury, Jennifer Aniston, Joanna Gleason, Nia Vardalos, Audrey Hepburn (RIP).

Favorite Actors: Nathan Lane, Rick Moranis, Matthew Broderick, Roger Bart, Chip Zien, Kelsey Grammer, David Hyde-Pearce, Alan Rickman (RIP), Steve Martin, Tony Jay (RIP), Jared Padalecki, Matthew Morrison, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Mike Myers.

Favorite Song: Tie between Birdhouse in Your Soul (They Might Be Giants) and Wheels of a Dream (Ragtime).

Most of my fanfics will be musicals-based, with some occasional other stuff thrown in.

My writings:

Into the Woods II: The Mirror and Rose


The Sweeney Song

The Sound of Sweeney

I Swear I'll Give My Life For You

Happy reading and I can't wait for your reviews!

Check out my sister account on Fictionpress at

Crossover pairings I have never seen fanfics for but I ship for some odd reason:

Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes) X Zoe Macpherson (Baby Blues)

Emmett Hawksworth (Keeping Up Appearances) X Vivian Charles (Pushing Daisies)

Fagin (Oliver Twist) X The Old Lady (Candide)

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Dear bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

UPDATE: I recently received a message asking what the point is of "From the Pages of the Narrator" if I don't answer the questions anymore. Good point, fellow online person. Very good point. I have meant to explain this for a while, but have never gotten around to it, and for that I owe you all an apology, as much as for the hiatus. The thing is, according to the rules, interactive stories are not allowed these days, and I think that "Pages of the Narrator" counts as just that. This hiatus will continue until further notice (I.E. rules changing) but I doubt that will ever happen. And I am sorry everyone that likes that fic, I hope you will still read what I have, but this account means too much to me to risk it.

Those of you who love it, though, the fic may move to Deviantart, where this sort of thing still seems to be Kosher. If you want me to, I will do that. You can find me there under the same name.

When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache
When you open it, he collapses.
When he see's you reading it, he faints.
When he see's you living it, he flees.
And just when your about 2 re-post this, he will try & discourage you.

I just defeated him. Like, Copy, & Paste this if your in God's Army :)

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Tales of Toddlerhood by Madam RedRose25 reviews
Read scenes that took place when Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, and Butters were ages four, five and six. Cuteness and chaos are sure to arise! Accepting any ideas you may have for this.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,472 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/26/2019 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Jesse Everlasting by Ginny Lair reviews
In the wake of discovering Winnie Foster's death, Jesse Tuck meets her doppelganger great-great granddaughter, Jesseca. Mysterious and hidden away, she is Treegap's greatest spectacle without the town even knowing. When Jesse catches her drinking from the spring, he learns much about Winnie's life after him, and about himself as well. He finally begins to see a life after Winnie.
Tuck Everlasting, 2002 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,271 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/15/2016 - Published: 11/15/2011
Alive by Projectcompassion418 reviews
When the baker and his wife lose their child the witch agrees to bring her back for a price
Into the Woods - Rated: K - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2016 - Baker, Baker's Wife, Witch, OC
Pursuit by lightmylumiere reviews
"All that pursues me is tomorrow's bread" but it wasn't always that way. Laurel was too smart for her own good, and she wished for nothing more than a life as someone other than the life of a palace servant. So she went into the woods, hoping to find a better live, not knowing that she'd find love. (The Baker's Wife back story. Rating subject to change, please review!)
Into the Woods - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,729 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/14/2015 - Published: 1/16/2015
Robert's Cracked Ship by ladycobert reviews
A collection of Robert crack!fics.
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,549 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Robert C.
This Idyllic Scene by TrudiRose reviews
Sequel to Picture This. Gaston and Belle have four kids: a practical tinkerer, a sensitive poet, a fiery tomboy, and a romantic dreamer. But village life isn't always as idyllic as you might think. Even a prince in a nearby castle has problems. . .
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 181,079 - Reviews: 1140 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 7/29/2015 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Belle, Gaston
Into the Woods: My Cast by RaNd0M-dUd3 reviews
This is a one-shot of who I think would've made good actors to play in the movie, no disrespect to the actors who portrayed the characters in the original. These people are either living or dead. Let me know what you guys think. Note: I do not own the musical, movie or any people therein.
Into the Woods - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/16/2015
Praise The Holy One by Silenthunder reviews
This is a poem/hymn I wrote one night before I went through an important leg surgery the day after. May God bless you, reader.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Complete
Lissie Nye by Beth Poppet reviews
"But he beats her! And starves her!" Jiggy Nye is notorious for his cruelty, and when young Benjamin Davidson makes a delivery and discovers a sad little girl named Felicity living under harsh conditions on the man's property, he knows he must do all he can to help her.
American Girl - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,070 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Felicity M. - Complete
What if? by fanwriter1245 reviews
What if Quasimodo wasn't alone up in the bell tower? What if Esmeralda had a new sidekick? What if Frollo's rage and lust wasn't directed at just one person? What if there was another character in the whole story? The Hunchback of Notre Dame-with a twist! QuasimodoXOC Rated K plus for violence and the freaky feelings from Frollo.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,018 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Quasimodo, OC, Esmeralda, Phoebus - Complete
Firstborn by celestial1 reviews
Looking back on it, she wondered if she was being punished for the sin of pride. Because Judith Abbott had pride in spades that day. Rated T for sensitive subjects, nothing explicit; please read author's note!
American Girl - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Caroline A. - Complete
Mr Amanjit's Angel by Wall With A Fez reviews
As Mr Amanjit lay dying in the trenches he saw an Angel, she had pale skin, blue-green-grey eyes, a clear English accent and a Halo of Golden Curls. Possible Blanche/Mr Amanjit. One shot
Upstairs Downstairs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Complete
Forces of Destiny by KeepingUpDisappearances reviews
Rose Granger has been searching for true love all her life-in all the wrong places. Emmett Hawksworth's harrowing divorce has left him wary of falling for another woman. But that may all change when Rose's and Emmett's lives become intertwined at one of Hyacinth Bucket's candlelight suppers. Rated T for some adult themes.
Keeping Up Appearances - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,699 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Rose, Emmet H. - Complete
No Place Like London by RainWillMakeTheFlowersGrow reviews
With the financial aid of Marius, the Thénardiers travel to London, a gruesome place. But hey-questionable meat sources and piss in a bottle are right up their alley, right? Slightly AU: Madame survived.
Crossover - Les Misérables & Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Thenardier, Madame Thenardier, A. Pirelli, Nellie Lovett - Complete
Preferring the Blonde by idbeinthefollies reviews
When Ivy finds out about Tom and Julia's new Marilyn musical she will do just about anything to get what she wants. Told from Ivy's perspective, this is the story of a journey through the making of a broadway musical. Eventual Ivy/Derek.
Smash - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 51,253 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Ivy L., Derek W.
If I Should Fall From Grace by PhoenixLoganSummers reviews
War rages in Westeros and while the whole kingdom is doubting the parentage of three of the royal children, there is one child who is Robert Baratheon's offspring without a shadow of a doubt. Rowan Baratheon. Whilst his older brother Joffrey destroys the kingdom there are those who want Rowan to lead them against Joffrey, but can he bring himself to destroy the family he loves?
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Cersei L., Joffrey B.
Cricket! by chill13 reviews
Utopia's government meeting takes an unexpected turn when the Englishmen decide to teach King Paramount, the island's king, a new game. Things get a little out of hand. (a story from Gilbert and Sullivan's 'Utopia Limited')
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Complete
Jon Cinders by meridian-rose reviews
Crack fairytale AU inspired by "Cinderella". Jon Cinders's stepmother won't let him go to the ball. Tyrion makes his wish come true and Jon attends the ball where he falls in love with Princess Dany. However, on his return home, Catelyn whips him so badly that he might not survive to marry Dany and live happily ever after.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Jon S., Daenerys T. - Complete
Family of Hypocrites by Lady Eleanor Boleyn reviews
Everyone likes the Weasleys...but that's because no one sees who they really are...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Molly W. - Complete
Accidental Fate by OccasionallyCreative reviews
Travelling to their new home with Auguste, Rodmilla and her two daughters are stranded when their carriage breaks. Auguste goes to get help and they end up encountering the young Prince Henry and a young Laurent. One-shot.
Ever After - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Complete
Nightmares Are So Soothing by LemonPeaves reviews
Some sleepy characters pay a visit to Morticia and Gomez in the middle of the night and Morticia realises just how happy she is. One shot. Cutesy Family Fic.
Addams Family - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Morticia A. - Complete
Second Best by Areyoufeelingwicked reviews
When you can't get everything you've ever wanted, you can get what's second best. But it's hard to get enough. Also, I wrote the Baker's child as a girl. I apologize if that drives you crazy.
Into the Woods - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Baker, Baker's Wife - Complete
Breaking the Fourth Wall by Eldunari Liduen reviews
He should never had looked at her. It was forbidden. Who knew what could happen if he broke down the fourth wall and professed his love? One-shot based on the tradition of the Narrator & Mysterious Man being played by the same actor.
Into the Woods - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Narrator - Complete
Javert's Retirement by Estates General reviews
When Javert is forced to retire, he receives a list from a certain J.V suggesting things he could do with his now ample spare time. (There's hope, but this one can be counted as Abandoned.)
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,690 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Valjean, Javert
Unscripted Chaos by xXxepoxXx reviews
The Giantess has been dead for six years and our makeshift family is growing to be a little dysfunctional. Chaos ensues when little towns such as this have no narrator to keep the story safe. Who has come to destroy their "happily ever after"?
Into the Woods - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,679 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Complete
Ma Belle Jacqueline by susieboo reviews
A prequel. The story of Belle's mother. And yes, the title did come from Ma Belle Evangeline.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Belle, Maurice - Complete
The Toadstool Tales by PeverellForever reviews
A revised version of the Tales of Beedle the Bard, written by Beatrix Bloxam. Instead of filling children's minds with evil, they fill their minds with happy thoughts, preserving their innocence. Or they just make children want to puke.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,882 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Complete
Dear Wicked Writers by deeplyshallow reviews
Dear Wicked Writers, We have some important messages for you. Sincerely the Wicked Crew
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Complete
Learning to Love by Damian reviews
Once upon a time, a young Princess lived in a shining castle, a small town boy wanted to escape and fulfill his own dreams and a house of enchanted objects were at their wits ends trying to bring them together. This is BatB as you've never seen it before
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 102,704 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Please sir, I want some letters! by ScroogeMcDuck reviews
The Oliver! / Oliver Twist fan letter database. Send your questions for the characters from the book/musical to me via PM and 'they' will respond! Questions and answers posted herein.
Charles Dickens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 157 - Words: 27,746 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 7/24/2008
From This Age by Madam RedRose25 reviews
Stanley, Eric, Kyle, Butters, and Kenny have never met. But all of that is about to change once they grow from bubbling toddlers to five awkward preschoolers. Sequel to From the Beginning.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,597 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
30 things i am not allowed to do in Sound of Music by cath luvs cats reviews
the title explains all
Sound of Music - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010
From the Beginning by Madam RedRose25 reviews
Carol, Sheila, Liane, Linda, and Sharon are all expecting a new baby. What were the thoughts of these women as each boy came into the world?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,638 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Sharon M., Randy M.
Through Julie's Eyes by Snowflake Archive reviews
Sequel to "Return to Skid Row." Audrey and Seymour's daughter realizes that life can be a very confusing thing. Will the family stick together with a new flower shop, a baby on the way, and a new threat to Seymour and Audrey's marriage?
Little Shop of Horrors - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,224 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009 - OC, Seymour K., Audrey - Complete
A Loaf of Bread by RedCloakedMaiden reviews
The girl has always been wild, spoiled, fearless and naive having lived with her mother and granny without a father around. But now, she wants a father, even if he happens to be a Baker and not a hunter. And perhaps she's one of the people he needs too.
Into the Woods - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Complete
Things You See In A Graveyard by EmengeeCupcake reviews
What if Mag had found out about Shiloh before she signed her own death warrant? What if Shiloh really DID have a blood disease? Things might have been drastically different... The Final Chapter is up, Read it or I will sick Pavi on you! Muahahaha! lol
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,635 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Blind Mag, Nathan - Complete
Wicked Song Parodies by PookietoyourMaureen reviews
Shut up, Potter."Song fics so far including:Voldemort.Warning: We are awesome. "What the hell is a ba-room?"
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2009
Life's Just a Bowl of Cherries by xokaleigh reviews
-DISCONTINUED. In Baltimore, cherries are more than just a fruit. To our favorite musical characters, cherries are signs of friendship, family, and fun.
Hairspray - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008
Mother knows best by Eva Loves You reviews
Haispray fiction that takes place before the movie about Velma's relationship with her mom and her marriage to Amber's father. Please read and review :
Hairspray - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
I married him for love by Amister reviews
I married him for love, he married me for money. Even though I never did get his love, I still won... in some ways. Stepmothers pov.
Ever After - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Complete
Macbeth's Ordeal by roobes reviews
The Characters of macbeth gather together to spend a week in a house together for a prize big brother style. what could possibly go wrong?...
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/6/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004
Fish Tales by Doctor Strangelove reviews
[Into the Woods] All of the dead characters get together to play cards and debate whose death was worst.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2004 - Complete
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For Want of a Nail reviews
AU-ish speculation. What if there had been another Tuck child... one who didn't drink the water? What if the Man in the Yellow Suit had a deeper reason to seek out immortality than financial gain? As Una Tuck grew to womanhood, it became clearer and clearer to her that there was something wrong with her family, and she began to fear the worst...
Tuck Everlasting - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,090 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/19/2016 - Published: 7/19/2016 - OC
Giovanna and Frexspar reviews
Part one of a four-part series about the Witch and the Mysterious Man's history. The young baker Frexspar At-Woods was the love of the witch Giovanna's life, and the ruin of it. This is their story.
Into the Woods - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2016 - [Witch, Mysterious Man]
A Series of Into the Woods Oneshots reviews
Song parodies, drabbles, OCs, and other various short stories based around both ITW and Mirror and Rose. Ratings vary by chapter, but most fit the overall "T" rating.
Into the Woods - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,987 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/13/2016 - Published: 5/25/2010
The Inventor's Daughter reviews
Fan Prologue. Maurice Sendaque the Inventor and his wife were very happy together, except for one thing: they could never have a baby. Little do they know that they are being watched by a person with a plan that affects an entire kingdom, a person who needs their help and will help them... if they pass a test.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,437 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/7/2015 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Belle, OC, Maurice, Enchantress
Beans, Justified: The History of Joanna At-Woods, the Baker's Wife reviews
Many years before a curse would be broken, a young girl was born to a puritanical mother who no longer wished. This girl would grow up to dream and tell stories, to dare to hope for a night with a prince, to wind up in a mundane marriage and to help break a spell on her husband's house. This girl was Joanna, the Baker's Wife, and this is her story. Slight AU.
Into the Woods - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,922 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Baker's Wife, OC
Into The Woods II: The Mirror and Rose reviews
AU. Many years have passed since the baker's curse was lifted. Now, a peasant girl named Beauty dreams of adventure. A mermaid longs for a pair of legs. A cat in boots desires acceptance. And a beast is under a spell. Now they must venture into the woods.
Into the Woods - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 70,162 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 7/11/2009
From the Pages of the Narrator reviews
I noticed that we didn't have one of these yet and so thought I'd put one up! Send your questions to the Into the Woods characters and "they" answer!
Into the Woods - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010
Whispering reviews
Fantine's thoughts as Felix Tholomyes leaves her and she realizes she is pregnant with Cosette. Songfic to "Whispering" from Spring Awakening.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Fantine - Complete
The Sweeney Song reviews
On youtube, you've all seen songs such as the Sora song, and the gir song. Now, here's the Sweeney song. Enjoy!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Complete
The Belle of Notre Dame reviews
Hunchback of Notre Dame Not many people know this, but there was a girl growing up in the belltower of Notre Dame alongside the mysterious bellringer. Josafine's story was lost to history. Until now.
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,280 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 9/29/2007
Jellicle Side Story reviews
Ok, if you are wondering, this isn't the characters from CATS doing West Side Story. This is the epic musical story of Romelus and Magoslavia, a Jellicle and a Shark tribe, not fish who are starcrossed lovers in a junkyard of pandemonium. RR!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,029 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 12/29/2006
The Sound of Sweeney reviews
The Sound of Music with Sweeney Todd, Les Mis, Beauty and the Beast,Simpsons and Catscratch Characters. There's a new nanny in town, and her name is Fraulein Lovett! Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,468 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 10/14/2006
HAIRy Potter reviews
The characters of Harry Potter sing the songs of the musical HAIR!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2007
I Swear I'll Give My Life For You reviews
Frau is coping with the issues of losing Dr. Evil to Cryo and wther to tell newborn baby Scott Evil that he's thier love child. Songfic featuring around you who I cradled in my arms from Miss Saigon. RR!
Austin Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
Six Evil Doers and a Baby reviews
Dr. Evil takes on a foster child! Kaeoss ensues. Read ASAP! DISCONTINUED.
Austin Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 10/1/2006