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Hey people, my name is shawn and yes I AM A GIRL. I love to read and write and draw and act silly and go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on... about things. hehehehehehehehehe that was fun.

http://world5.monstersgame.co.uk/?ac=vid&vid=59225520 if you click on this link it brings you to a really cool vampire game. So if your board click on this link and play!

There are three sides to every story: Your side, my side, and the truth.

everyone wants something, but only the most ambitious people get it all.

theres truth and lies in every word and phrase you hear.

every book is another door to a different world, you just need an imagination to open them.

there are so many ways to say different things, but only a truly remarkable person can find the best way to say it.

some lies are true and some truths are lies, it all depends on how you look at life.

ok enough with the life lessons... now for my favorite part... COPY AND PASTEING and yes all of this aplies to me!

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off.

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

-Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

-If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever lied about your age in person, copy and paste this!

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Drunken Partners by GeronimoPond reviews
Edward and Bella have a crazy drunken one-night stand and then find out that they're going to be working together, as partners in an up and coming law firm. AU, All human Usual pairings ExB, JxA, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 67,681 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19435 - Favs: 12,162 - Follows: 5,567 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Parish Diaries by IrisOfTheRainbow reviews
Parish Diaries: Bella is a 6457 year old vampire working for the Volturi, but she completely resents it. One flash of her power is all it takes to get out of their grasp. She flees to Canada and disguises herself as a horse at Parish Ridge riding stables.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,741 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Color of Chinese Bellflowers by MilkyMilky reviews
A geisha must be graceful, beautiful, and most of all talented. Ritsuka’s skill in all of these areas enchants a tall, ash blonde stranger. How can Ritsuka cope when Soubi buys him for his own purposes?
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,631 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Face Down by Greekchic reviews
Modern P&P. Will Darcy's dare was clear. Within 6 months, he needed to charm, date, and break up with Lizzy Bennet. What wasn't part of the dare, however, was falling in love with her. COMPLETE.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 123,761 - Reviews: 1259 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
A Modern Day Romance reviews
Bella is a Werewolf and Edward is a Vampire. Both are enimies sworn to destroy each other. Can they do it? Can they turn their backs on the past and their family to be with the one they love? Or will they both crah and burn in the firey war they live in?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,201 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007