Randi B
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Joined 09-24-06, id: 1138536
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Hello all, I am Randi B.

So, to start off, I suppose I should tell a little bit about myself. So here is myself in a nutshell: Brit living in America, going to University, husband, three kids, and a crazy mad whorde of older brothers. Five, in fact, and no I kid you not. Five older brothers, and four older sisters. I know what you are all thinking, and it is true: my parents were horny little buggers apparently, and just kept popping them off until they reached the reasonable (not) number of ten children, including two sets of twins. Horrid, I know, but there you have it. They were just doing their part in over-populating the Earth, and in all honesty I have not fallen far from the proverbial tree. My children are very adorable (the best ones in the world, actually, but I don't mean to brag). Two sons and a daughter, of the ages fifteen months and three weeks. Yes, I know! Two newborns, and here I am writing. Amazing, you're all gasping. Well, I'm Wonder Woman, and I neither require sleep nor showers. Simple as that.

Right, so about my reading/writing of fanfiction...I'm an avid Harry Potter fan, and have been for about six years (ha, take a gander at that and try to figure out how old I am). I read any fan fiction you throw at me, as long as the grammar is decent and the plot holes don't turn out to be jagged cliffs, and my secret Harry Potter crush would have to be Draco Malfoy. Between you me, I first dated my husband because of the many resemblences between him and my mind's eye Draco (only kidding, though the similarities ARE quite striking). I also write a little bit, though not very well as one: I'm an architect major, not an English major, and two: I simply CANNOT compare to the brilliance that is J.K. Rowling's writing, though in my defence, no one can.

Let's see, what else...my mortal enemy is my son's carseat, as it loves nothing more than to see me suffer when I try to strap poor Kieran inside it, only to realise the blasted contraption has eaten one of of belts. Hmmm, I'm a movie fanatic who has a serious problem with collecting DVD's and will seek help immediately, as soon as they come up with a Movie-Addicts-Anonymous, my entire family is mad, though I like to think myself the sane one, and my twin brother, Haydn, loves Harry Potter as well, and I'm quite sure also has a crush on snarky Draco.

So there, that's about it, really. I'm honestly not that interesting, and am quite an old maid already, but I suppose that's just married life for you.

...Oh, and chocolate is my lifeblood.

The end.

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Freaks and Geeks by Hello Moto reviews
Au Non Magic. Draco Malfoy was born deaf, and now he is being forced to go to a boarding school in New England for the first time. Things aren't going his way. Then he meets Harry Potter, a boy with more than his fair share of secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,266 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Identity Crisis by stoof reviews
AU. Harry Potter and company get the shocks of thier lives one morning by a mysterious curse that has affected the enire school. Will Harry and his friends be able to find the castor, or be doomed to life...different from what they knew?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,654 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/24/2006 - Published: 9/19/2006
So Beautiful reviews
AU Harry Potter starts the school year at Hogwarts with a fresh beginning, intent on enjoying his last year with his friends as himself, until a new student comes along and promptly turns his world upside down HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,593 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
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