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Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 260,704 - Reviews: 4895 - Favs: 4,989 - Follows: 6,253 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Fate by Aly K reviews
It had felt good to save a child from a kidnapper, but I think it made us feel even more horrible about our inability to save Reid from one. Hotch's point of view.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,395 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 8/17/2006 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch
txt msg by Daria234 reviews
Humor one-shot about Dean/Cas. Originally written for a prompt on comment fic on livejournal, "For a guy who never talks you sure send some racy text messages." Set while angels and demons are looking for Dean since he is supposed to be a vessel,Season 5
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 61 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Maw by Magpie05 reviews
Batman stews and Joker giggles. Bruce Wayne is confuzzled. Arkham Asylum pulses darkly, looming like a nightmare, larger than life. Batman/Joker slash.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,295 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker
Kate's Soliloquy by Aira Kay reviews
This is something my friends and I wrote for English class. It's Kate speaking to the audience just before they go to Bianca's wedding The Taming of the Shrew.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
Star Trek: The Explodening by lunateix reviews
This is based on a silly idea where I had invented a humorous death of Kirk...it evolved into this fic. The crew basically contracts a deadly disease with humorous results as a countdown to doom ticks in their futures. Will they survive?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Spock - Complete
A Startling Discovery by Turcote reviews
While Spock is in Sickbay, Kirk and McCoy make a rather...fascinating find in his quarters. New chapter finally up! Plus, earlier chapters reformatted for your reading convenience!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,660 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 7/20/2004
Obsessive Clouds by Allergic-to-Paradox reviews
A parody of the ST episode 'Obsession'. A good romp for the sense of humor, Now Finished! YAY! Final chapter up! Rated T for language & some adult references.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy - Complete
Once She Had Noticed by Traycon 3 and Fishey Me reviews
A series of three slightly longer than drabbles told from the three main women in TOS, and their...observations on a certain doctor and science officer. SMc slash. Don't like the pairing, don't read the fic.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Spock, L. McCoy - Complete
He's Dead, Jim by EclipseKlutz reviews
McCoy decides to test the rumors of Kirk and Spock’s relationship via an innocently “confused” statement… he just forgets those questioning his own feelings.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2006 - L. McCoy - Complete
Throwaway Card by Killing Joke reviews
A series of rogue explosions in Gotham has led Batman to the usual suspect, who has once again exploited Arkham's revolving door policy. But something is going very wrong for the Clown Prince.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,801 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/31/2006 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Complete
AFTER THE CREDITS Mirror, Mirror Mirror Dreams by Ster J reviews
A forced mindmeld in the mirror universe gives McCoy nightmares. SLASH!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2006 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
The Casino Job by bugchicklv reviews
Fic started out as a few Rayne vignettes and quickly grew into a much larger story..one with a PLOT! The Serenity crew is hired, eventually, to do a job for a wealthy patron. M for Language, Violence & Sexual Situations..No chapter warnings. INCOMPLETE
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,382 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/19/2005 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Jayne, River
AFTER THE CREDITS Spock's Brain by Ster J reviews
I tried to make a silk purse out of this sow's ear of an episode. How'd I do? HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Checkmating by mahaliem reviews
In order to convince more people to join Dumbledore's side in the war, Ron decides that he and Harry should romantically pair off with Slytherins. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,829 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/30/2004 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Sealing Links by James8 reviews
A moment that helped seal the friendship between Gimli and Legolas
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2004
Past Present by Whipper reviews
Episode-tag to 'Cherrypoppers'. What did Dutch mean by "When I was a kid-"? Also features: Claudette and Vic.
Shield - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,754 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/10/2004 - Published: 2/10/2004
The Amazing Adventures of Kalahari by Taskemus reviews
A Mary Sue Parody - Can Kalahari be any more perfect?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2003
Bound by Teri reviews
Giles asks Xander why he stays why he helps. [Complete]
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2002 - Xander H., R. Giles - Complete
Wonder Bones by Blynneda reviews
This is a parody of "Wonderboy" by Tenacious D, a group that is in itself parodic. This is the result of desperately avoiding my actual work.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2002 - L. McCoy, Spock
Bottle of Whiskey by Blynneda reviews
McCoy is particularly distraught at losing a patient and gets drunk.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2002 - L. McCoy, Spock