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Author has written 28 stories for Warriors, Naruto, Megamind, and My Little Pony.

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Pokemon Mystery Dungeon is the best Pokemon game series.


What I'm Working On Right Now / Fanfiction Updates

4/18/2020

Pls go to Archive of Our Own. ALso??? May write some Fallout 4 fanfiction????


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I co-authored Take It Or Leave It with KorinaCaffeine/Fallacy, the craziest AkatSaku you will ever read, ever. It started out as just something fun to do, but turned into more of a satire. That may or may not have ticked people off at the end, but hey. Just think of it as a poorman's Terry Pratchett!


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Take It Or Leave It

1-800-GRENMACHINE by KorinaCaffeine

Box of by deidrefoxington

YES by deidrefoxington

TIOLI by deidrefoxington

Saku and Kitty by KorinaCaffeine

Automatic Surrender by KorinaCaffeine

Kakuzu? by KorinaCaffeine

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Abendrot

Nazi Bubble by KorinaCaffeine

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Miriam's Well

Unstoppable Glory by KorinaCaffeine


Deep Thoughts

Sourdough bread is always worth making.

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A Stitch in Time by anoceaninthesun reviews
Kaguya has been defeated, but it's a shallow victory for Sakura Haruno, who suddenly is sucked into the past without warning. Struggling to find her footing and a way home, she finds something more...a place among legends. And quite possibly, love. Founders era Sakura-centric/FoundersxSaku Eventual polyandry
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 487,168 - Reviews: 2259 - Favs: 2,140 - Follows: 2,495 - Updated: 11/28 - Published: 5/3/2017 - Sakura H., Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S.
No Map Without Water by AkaVertigo reviews
Two people strive to each find their own way, divided and connected by the same purpose: following the Avatar. Sequel to Tempest in a Teacup. AU Zutara...isn’t it?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 1,308 - Updated: 11/25 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Katara, Zuko
The Other Commander Shepard by servantofclio reviews
Val Shepard is the survivor of Mindoir, Hero of Elysium, first human Spectre, Savior of the Citadel, Destroyer of Bahak, and savior of the galaxy... ... or is she? Waking up as an ordinary Alliance officer, Shepard tries to make sense of the world around her, where everything seems changed.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 29 - Words: 126,428 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 11/16 - Published: 4/6/2016 - [Garrus V., Shepard]
Delicate by Distant Voice reviews
[New Era] When what had started for her as an unsuspecting friendship quickly turned into a secret scandalous affair with the last person she had in mind, Sakura finally realized that her marriage to Sasuke had already gone to Hell even before her morals did. GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 80,453 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 5/12/2018 - [Gaara, Sakura H.] Sarada U.
Those Whom the Gods Desire by errihu reviews
Sakura is a novice in the priesthood of the Six Tailed God of Healing. While grieving for a lost patient in her own way, she meets an odd acolyte in the temple of the Battle God. As the looming threat of enemies to the south begins to impact their whole world, Sakura struggles to understand just who is Gaara, and why is he important to her... and who she, herself, must be. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 109,129 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 12/15/2010 - [Gaara, Sakura H.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Nightmares Past by randomsomeone reviews
The offer she's been given is one he'd never let her accept—but rejecting it won't be easy. They build their way out on what remains of her past dreams and his past nightmares. GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,785 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
More than the Price of Honor by heza08 reviews
When Prince Zuko captures the Avatar's Waterbender, he knows he can use Katara to lure Aang to his demise. His quest to keep her, though, will give rise to a reluctant hero and set them both on a journey to change the course of destiny.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 113,273 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 1,494 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Katara, Zuko
Exit Strategies by randomsomeone reviews
They're not hiding from their respective responsibilities—just from other people. Sometimes that requires rescuing each other, sometimes it requires theatrics . . . and sometimes it requires footrubs. GaaSaku, fluff, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/15/2019 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Senya by ferociouscrayon reviews
Sakura, Itachi, and some things better off forgotten. [What are you wondering? What do you know?]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,302 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/25/2019 - Published: 8/3/2019 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.]
Always Wanna Die (Sometimes) by ferociouscrayon reviews
Sakura looks at him and sees yet another little boy the world hadn't seen fit to love. GaaSaku [If you can't survive, just try.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,679 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/25/2019 - Published: 4/26/2019 - [Gaara, Sakura H.]
Queen's Gambit Accepted by fahRENheit2006 reviews
Specialist Samantha Traynor, one of the Alliance's best and brightest, was relatively content working in Alliance R&D. But then... the Reapers came. Full of action, profanity, sarcasm, friendship, and gripping chess matches that will leave you breathless. Ch 31: Sam suffers through PT but creates a better way to have deeper conversations with Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 216,780 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 8/9/2019 - Published: 11/1/2012 - [Samantha T., Shepard] Ashley W., Liara T'Soni
Hope Springs Eternal: A Subterranean Romance by Quantum Witch reviews
(1999) Disney's "Hercules" sequel - In which Hades' kingdom is in danger, an immortal witch wants control, the Fates predict a miracle, and Hades falls flaming-head-over-smoking-heels in love. The usual stuff of myth. [SEE PROFILE PAGE FOR LINK TO ILLUSTRATED VERSION]
Hercules - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 128,319 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 6/2/2019 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Hades - Complete
Desert Heart by Celtic Oak reviews
AU/Fantasy. Returning to his homeland in order to face the hardest trials of his life, Gaara encounters a water nymph who proves to be much more than she seems. Written for the GaaSaku Fanfest 2018 on Tumblr.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,088 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/11/2019 - Published: 1/9/2019 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
A Certain Type of Fling by Distant Voice reviews
Sometimes you have to settle for being someone's second choice just so you can keep them close. GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,081 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/2/2018 - [Gaara, Sakura H.] - Complete
Scattered Thoughts by randomsomeone reviews
A collection of unrelated, mostly lighthearted GaaSaku ficlets. The pair seems to enjoy giving each other a hard time . . .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,891 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 11/14/2018 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara
Questions and Answers by little0bird reviews
When the past and present collide with the Potter/Weasley children... A bit AU with characters' names and some pairings. Family tree now posted on my profile page. 3/16/10 -- going back and cleaning up a few things; nothing major will change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 105 - Words: 505,957 - Reviews: 5269 - Favs: 2,335 - Follows: 2,535 - Updated: 11/2/2018 - Published: 12/18/2007
Stolen Time by little0bird reviews
A series of moments in the lives of the characters of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 20,354 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 10/27/2018 - Published: 8/25/2008
The Heart Asks for Pleasure First by Chi Kyoku reviews
A month after taking down Saren, Shepard spends Christmas shore leave with her favourite turian C-Sec officer on the Citadel. Movies are watched, gifts are exchanged, and two war heroes celebrate their unlikely friendship.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,232 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 9/19/2018 - Published: 4/11/2012 - [Garrus V., J. Garson]
Marrow by DeGlace reviews
Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things you feel in your bones.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 144,307 - Reviews: 2795 - Favs: 3,384 - Follows: 3,020 - Updated: 7/28/2018 - Published: 7/16/2006 - [Kimimaro K., Sakura H.]
Closer by Distant Voice reviews
[One-shot for MultiSaku Month 2018, Day 19] In which Sakura gets just a littler closer to Gaara in an unexpected way. GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/19/2018 - [Gaara, Sakura H.] - Complete
Ghost, Ghost, I Know You Live Within Me by theherocomplex reviews
For Shepard, death is just another technicality (AU, Shakarian). No longer updated.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 49 - Words: 233,862 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 1/26/2018 - Published: 6/10/2013 - [J. Garson, Garrus V.] Miranda L.
New Game by alden prime reviews
She'd woken up in an unrecognizable galaxy, jammed together from spare parts, a Cerberus logo stamped on her ass. She'd been handed a beautiful, expensive, top-of-the-line mockery of her old ship, crewed by beautiful, expensive, top-of-the-line terrorists. And either Shepard's sanity had splintered under the stress, or she was now some kind of unkillable demigod. Or both.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 105,114 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 11/7/2017 - Published: 5/4/2016 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Miranda L.
With You by 34G13 reviews
As Tali recovers from injury, she and Shepard share memories of the war with each other. Spoilers.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,437 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/16/2017 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard
Embers by Nastrandir reviews
After she's sent down to Alchera to find the pieces of her ship, Shepard begins to wonder how she might put back together the pieces of herself.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 288,001 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 9/23/2017 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Garrus V., Shepard
a pocket full of sixpence by the blanket reviews
drabbles. 61 UP. Sasuke, Sakura, and the ways they stay the same."You make me feel twelve again."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 49,752 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 9/10/2017 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Letters by little0bird reviews
A series of letters between different characters, set during books 1 through 7 and beyond. Some of the characters' names are slightly AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,157 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/18/2017 - Published: 12/18/2007
The good left undone by Stars.Are.Metaphors reviews
'To marry into the Otsutsuki family is to aid the Hyūga,' her father explained solemnly.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,274 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 6/29/2017 - Published: 12/24/2015 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
In Another Life by theGeneralissimo reviews
In which Naruto listens to his mother's advice and marries a girl like her. And lives to regret it. Post-war AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 45,650 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 5/14/2017 - Published: 1/11/2017 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Field Training by Mordinette reviews
Spectre training was easy. Putting up with her turian teammate during their group lessons was less so. AU story with Shepard, Garrus, Jondum Bau, and as many characters from the Mass Effect universe as I can fit in. Romance/Humor/Adventure. Cameos by Mordin, Wrex, Kirrahe, Lorik Qui'in, Kasumi, Thane, Kenn, Tali, Grunt, Nihlus Kryik, and more.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 141,726 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 3/19/2017 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Garrus V., Shepard, Jondum Bau - Complete
Expedient by SwiftKick reviews
Konoha and Iwa sign a truce and agree to an Exchange Program between recently promoted genin to "bolster village relations." Fortunately, if anything were to go wrong, Haruno Sakura was just average enough to risk losing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 277,649 - Reviews: 2364 - Favs: 2,655 - Follows: 2,477 - Updated: 2/24/2017 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Sakura H., Deidara
A Marriage Inconvenienced by lulu42 reviews
The math was simple: Him plus Her equaled a genius marriage. It's really a pity he forgot to mention it. Kakasaku Complete with Epilogue!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 100,880 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 1,599 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 1/19/2017 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Mass Effect - The Internal Machinations of Exploding Stars by MizDirected reviews
Shepard took the only path her conscience allowed: destroying the Reapers despite the terrible cost. Battered, beaten, nearly broken, the galaxy struggles to rebuild, but the dominoes aren't finished falling ... for the galaxy and for Shepard and Garrus. They thought destroying the Reapers would be the end, but some happy endings take more work to find than others. New chapters!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 88 - Words: 426,942 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 1/2/2017 - Published: 6/18/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Joker
A Matter of Time and Space by Xeno Sapian reviews
2185 – Valni Severan is back. Two years after the events of AMoRaC, Valni is accused of treason and thrust headlong into a deadly conspiracy full of adventure, betrayal, seduction, and her ex-lover, Ken Donnelly. Battling enemies on all sides, can Valni expose the real traitors? Contains strong battle violence, romance, nudity, sexual content, and lots of dancing!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 213,294 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/24/2016 - Published: 10/31/2014 - [Ken D., OC] Lia'Vael, Gabby D. - Complete
Message(s) Relayed by LoquaciousQuark reviews
"Commander, you've received a new message at your private terminal." Prompt fics from Tumblr, mostly featuring Shepard/Garrus with a smattering of Shepard/Thane and gen.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,729 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/24/2016 - Published: 12/18/2015 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Thane K.
A Handful of Dust by tarysande reviews
Ten billion people over here die, so twenty billion over there can live. After the war, there are pieces to pick up, and lives to rebuild. And even with the Reapers gone, nothing is easy.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 191,039 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 3/21/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
What Doesn't Kill You by Azurite reviews
Téa Gardner lost everything in a single night: her home, her family, her very livelihood. Of all people to help her in this time of need, Seto Kaiba is the one to give her another chance. CH27 NOW UP! (No, really.)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 547,886 - Reviews: 1492 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 8/6/2016 - Published: 10/9/2003 - [Anzu M./Tea G., S. Kaiba]
little death by sharingank reviews
Part of him questioned whether or not he was truly present in his own body, if the essence that made him who he was had been tossed out and given a bird's-eye view of the empty vessel that remained.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/20/2016 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Savage by ADeadMissionary reviews
Someone has improved the Night Howler formula. Now it has spread across Zootopia like a plague. Can hero cops Nick and Judy stop this tragedy? They'll have to survive it first... Rated M for gore, violence and mature themes. Many thanks to: PantheraTigr, ShinyJuJu, WarWolf47, katrinahood, Sunny Lighter, and savannahlovespitbulls. Couldn't have done it without you.
Zootopia - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 108,553 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 6/19/2016 - Published: 3/10/2016 - [Judy H., Nick W.]
Mass Effect Minis by fourthage reviews
Prompt fic too short to be stand-alone stories. Mostly FemShep/Garrus, but there are a few character studies mixed in too. If you're looking for the elcor friendship story, check chapter 12.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,289 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 1/14/2013 - [Garrus V., Shepard]
Sound the Clarion by Amber Penglass reviews
In the chaos of the ongoing First Contact War, the Alliance is contacted by a resistence cell comprised of captured humans on Palaven, and Shepard is drafted for a covert mission to make contact. Her cover lands her where? The Vakarian household, of course. Shepard/Garrus, AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 153,255 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 6/1/2016 - Published: 8/12/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
What I Don't Like About You by Trombe reviews
A prince struggles to change his destiny. An unforgiving waterbender tries to see past the betrayal. Fate has decreed them to be enemies from the start but the heart cares not for the laws of the universe. AU ZUTARA starting from the Boiling Rock.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 382,622 - Reviews: 2326 - Favs: 1,796 - Follows: 1,290 - Updated: 4/16/2016 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
This Time as a Namikaze by TwiceMarked reviews
A broken promise sends Naruto spiralling down into a depression after his greatest victory. He is given a chance to make things right, to make things better. But this time, he won't be alone. This time, he'll do it as a Namikaze. M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 177,185 - Reviews: 2637 - Favs: 5,463 - Follows: 5,655 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Pornographic Epiphany by RenShep reviews
Fill for the Prompt: Shep picks up a copy of Fornax on a whim after recruiting Garrus. Upon perusing through the pages she is "dazzled" by the endowments of the turian males she sees gracing the pages. Thus she begins to see her spiky companion in a much different way. Dirty thoughts and awkward flirting commence.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,092 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 12/18/2015 - Published: 7/15/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Horizons by jasminedays reviews
How do you begin again? Dusk and dawn, and the long night in between. M for language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,674 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 11/6/2015 - Published: 5/22/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
A Little Black Box by Skarrow reviews
To him, she represented all of the mysteries of the universe. Yet surely she wouldn't want anything to do with a boy 7 years her junior. Cloudy skies. Mystery and wonder. Gaara and Sakura. How long did he have to wait before he could meet her again? The answer is but a stone's throw away. [AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 50,384 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/20/2015 - Published: 9/23/2015 - [Gaara, Sakura H.] Matsuri, Tsunade S. - Complete
The Heavens Shall Tremble by Full-Paragon reviews
Sequel to And the Meek Shall Inherit the Galaxy. On hiatus while author recovers from medical emergency.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 95,248 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 1,633 - Updated: 9/21/2015 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Garrus V., Liara T'Soni, Tali'Zorah, Shepard
Kiss by Mordinette reviews
Crowded bars have never been Thane's idea of fun - until now. Now, he couldn't be happier that he agreed to come. A short one-shot about Shepard and Thane's first kiss. Slightly AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2015 - Thane K., Shepard
Anything for You by Mordinette reviews
With the Reapers gone and the war over, Shepard and Garrus can finally enjoy that home life they fought so hard for. A collection of little snippets of domestic bliss, with some humor and lots of fluff.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,158 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Garrus V., Shepard - Complete
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1501 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 1/1/2008
Grapholagnia by fourthage reviews
Shepard buys a Fornax after Garrus's remark about krogan testicles.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2015 - [Garrus V., Shepard] - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15221 - Favs: 23,237 - Follows: 20,419 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Glass Coffin by Boreal Peat reviews
They finished healing Shepard's wounds, but due to the interference of the Shadow Broker, she meets Archangel a little earlier than Cerberus had intended, with some eye-opening consequences. Shepard/Garrus, AU
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 103,045 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 4/22/2015 - Published: 11/22/2011 - [Garrus V., J. Garson]
Raw Blossom by The Lady Gen reviews
Nobu and Sayuri. Love does not always come in neat clean packages. A tale of romance and love that kindles slowly.
Memoirs of a Geisha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 44,412 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 4/20/2015 - Published: 1/4/2011
Culina Submersa by fourthage reviews
It is two years after the war. Shepard and Garrus are still searching for what comes next when they are sent to investigate a rogue human colony on the edge of the galaxy. But the Council has not been honest, and more than one old enemy is waiting.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,388 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/15/2015 - Published: 3/21/2013 - [Garrus V., Shepard]
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35737 - Favs: 27,138 - Follows: 19,947 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sense and Flexibility by Roarkshop reviews
The story of Garrus and Femshep as told by me. Lots of off-canon. Sequels incoming. TW: It's been brought to my attention that some of Garrus' more animalistic behavior in some scenes have caused panic attacks for victims of abuse. I am so sorry for anyone who had a similar reaction. SO sorry. I would like to make any new readers aware of this beforehand. Thank you.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 220,428 - Reviews: 1573 - Favs: 2,526 - Follows: 1,412 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 10/6/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
A Shotgun Full of Rock Salt by firefly reviews
After Itachi dies at the hands of his brother, he thinks he's finally free of his accursed existence. But when he's miraculously revived, he realises his hell is only just beginning. Welcome to the universe of ideals, where murder is only misconduct, death is just a pit stop, and the institution of marriage solves everything. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,791 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Temari, Team Seven
The Hazards of Amity by firefly reviews
Kill the family. Leave the village. Wait to die. That had always been the plan. But when that system fails somewhere between surviving and undergoing emotional overhaul in Suna, even Uchiha Itachi is starting to believe the universe has it in for him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 58,362 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Itachi U., Temari
Divided Loyalties by servantofclio reviews
The Lazarus Project had taken two years of Miranda Lawson's life and had accomplished the impossible. She didn't expect that working with the live Commander Shepard would prove to be her greatest challenge yet.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,605 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Garrus V., Miranda L., Shepard
A Matter Of Race And Character by Xeno Sapian reviews
2183 - Before Mass Effect, before the Battle of the Citadel, Gabby and Ken were part of an exchange program with the Turian Fleet. Join our intrepid engineers and a full cast of OC turians, asari, salarians, and a krogan, as they face adventure, romance, lethal enemies, and boogying aliens. Content warning: includes violence, swearing, nudity and moderate sex. Complete.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 211,160 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 10/11/2012 - [Ken D., OC] Gabby D. - Complete
A Nightmare Between Friends by JulesSophia reviews
Set during the events of ME3, Garrus and Shepard are still just friends. When Garrus begins having nightmares, the commander seeks to comfort him. Will this finally push this cross-species friendship into something more? Originally posted on the kinkmeme as a one-shot, but reworked for expansion into a multi-chapter story. Rated M for risque scenes and some language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,004 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 2/1/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
The Hour Come Round At Last by servantofclio reviews
When Shepard is sent to Aratoht, the mission challenges her will, her skills, and her relationships
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,775 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 7/23/2014 - [Garrus V., Shepard] - Complete
All The Jagged Pieces by tarysande reviews
When Shepard wakes on Lazarus Station, surrounded by strangers wearing an enemy's colors, she knows things are very, very wrong. She's willing to do what needs doing for the sake of the disappearing colonists, but not at the cost of losing herself or becoming something she hates. Which is, she finds, easier said than done. Written for the Mass Effect Big Bang 2014.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,681 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/24/2014 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Miranda L., Jacob T. - Complete
persuasion by the blanket reviews
AU. Non-massacre. SasuSaku. It was, Sakura rather thought now, those two last words—"even me"—that had sent her feet walking out of the room without her even realizing it. Was he so promiscuous? More importantly, was she really so undesirable?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,837 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
You Make Me Feel by Rise of the Blossom reviews
Now it was kind of hard to explain what they were. They weren't in a relationship and if anyone was to find out about them, they would be frowned upon. No, it wasn't all that strange for random shinobi to fall into bed together, but they were usually one night stands or secretive relationships. The man she was currently curled around, was none other than Uchiha Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 92,699 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/4/2014 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Loose Cannons by anonymous moose reviews
Shepard is one of the best bounty hunters in the Terminus Systems, but when a job that's too good to pass up pulls her to the law-abiding Citadel, she ends up in the sights of a hot-headed cop who always gets results. AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,996 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 7/16/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Light and Dark by fyd818 reviews
:Prequel to "Shadows": When Uchiha Itachi leaves his village and everything he's ever known behind, it's to follow his duty to another village, which he's sure he can never call home. Sabaku Temari finds something familiar about Suna's newest ninja, but who is he - and why does he drive her crazy at every turn? :Itachi x Temari:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 174,861 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 4/24/2013 - [Itachi U., Temari] - Complete
The Contract by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
'Happily Ever After' doesn't mean things are easy and perfect forever. Tenten figures that would be so boring anyway. Tenten. Shino. Life as newlywed shinobi under the shadow of a new threat.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,132 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Tenten, Shino A. - Complete
Warm Words on a Cold Evening by tarysande reviews
When a technical problem strands Shepard and Garrus on an icy planet, Shepard is forced to face the grim reasons why turians are so rightfully phobic of the cold.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,752 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/16/2014 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Closer to Home by WarlordFil reviews
Falling in love is easy-it's staying in love that's hard. Shepard and Garrus' fight to reconcile their cultural differences is complicated by family and foes conspiring to tear them apart. Sequel to "Where Angels Fear To Tread." Partial story only.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,699 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 6/1/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
For the Hierarchy by Tuffet37 reviews
AU -First Contact War ended with humans becoming a client race of the turians. Shepard joins the turian military hoping for a better life for herself and her family. Life among the turians is not easy but the unexpected friendship of a fellow recruit, Garrus Vakarian, is more than she could have imagined. M for canon style violence, language and mature situations.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 83,306 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Garrus V., Shepard - Complete
Suddenly, Ecdysiast by Lamia-Kuei reviews
An accidental cultural misunderstanding brings Sparatus and Hannah Shepard together. First posted on the kmeme.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,304 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 1/7/2014 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Hannah S., Councilor Sparatus - Complete
The Code's Dreams by Tori Shiroi reviews
Post-Control. Probably doesn't make much sense but I needed to get it out of my head. Mentions of FemShep/Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/20/2014 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Memoirs by Sharrukin reviews
Centuries after the end of the Reaper War, a respected asari scientist and political leader tells the story of her youthful adventures with the legendary Shepard. Fighting to save the galaxy is one thing, but figuring out human motivations can be much harder. Science fiction, action-adventure, and a romance on slow burn.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 165,296 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 8/14/2012 - [Liara T'Soni, Shepard] - Complete
Violence, Voyeurism and Vigilantes by efleck reviews
In matters of life and death, it's our journey to understand the universe, ourselves and those we care about that keeps us truly alive. For many that path includes love, loss, betrayal & violence. FemShepXGarrus. Covers time from ME2-3, flashbacks to ME1, graphic.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 203,062 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/7/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Sunday Drive by tarysande reviews
Things go awry when Shepard lets someone else sit in the driver's seat of the Mako.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/22/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Duende by fourthage reviews
Blowing off steam takes less time than Garrus anticipated and now he's adrift.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/1/2013 - [Garrus V., Shepard] - Complete
And the Meek Shall Inherit the Galaxy by Full-Paragon reviews
Due to a shift in turian and quarian patrols, first contact for humanity is friendly; Rael'Zorah and Hannah Shepard become friends, as do their species. But the galaxy is not a safe place, and schisms develop when the Council steps in. As humanity finds new allies among the stars, something darker stirs. The Meek must beware, for it is nearly harvest time. AU, lots of worldbuilding
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 49 - Words: 232,286 - Reviews: 3758 - Favs: 3,497 - Follows: 2,585 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard, Hannah S., Rael'Zorah - Complete
First Date by servantofclio reviews
After surviving the Omega-4 Relay, Shepard decides to ask Garrus on a proper date. (Just a short bit of Shakarian fluff.)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 8/20/2013 - [Garrus V., Shepard] - Complete
Mass Assortment by MidnightWriter99 reviews
Collection of various mini-fills for the Kmeme. Fill 12: Moments - Sometimes Shepard just really needs a hug. Shakarian.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,639 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson
Chaining Angels to Rocks by Boreal Peat reviews
They got a lead on a Prothean artifact that will be auctioned off among some of the galaxies more unscrupulous collectors. Shepard could come in with an alias and a bodyguard, but to keep the squad to full strength, Garrus will have to take a much more creative role as trophy-slave Archangel.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,155 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/25/2013 - [J. Garson, Garrus V.] - Complete
Second Chances: Nervous by servantofclio reviews
Being Garrus Vakarian's daughter isn't easy. About to turn 15 and start her mandatory service, Lexa Vakarian isn't sure what to expect. A sequel to my story Second Chances.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/16/2013 - Complete
Secrets by servantofclio reviews
Garrus thinks Shepard might be keeping a secret. He might be right.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/16/2013 - [Garrus V., Shepard] - Complete
Conspiracy by Tuffet37 reviews
AU where the turians are kept as pets and considered little more than smart animals. Spectre agent Shepard, by chance, uncovers the dark truth hidden by those in power and struggles to bring the truth to light. M for violence, language and mature situations.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,577 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Garrus V., Saren A., Nihlus K., Shepard - Complete
Apodyopsis by tarysande reviews
Shepard is distracted. So is Garrus. Awkwardness ensues.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/11/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Thirty Days by MidnightWriter99 reviews
A selection of drabbles for a 30DWC. 21. sunset
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 5,496 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Kaidan A., James V.
The Games We Play by Peres reviews
Shepard has a very specific plan to test her flexibility against Garrus's reach. Miranda does not approve. A birthday present for the wonderful Reyavie.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/11/2013 - [J. Garson, Garrus V.] Miranda L., EDI - Complete
The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut Fic by Quinn Anderson reviews
A fellow Sherlock author asked me to put together a comprehensive guide to writing both gay and straight erotic fiction, as well as lists of sexy words and some general writing tips. Please feel free to use. Includes Table of Contents and References.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,043 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 401 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper - Complete
Urdnot Sexypants by The Red Celt reviews
Written for the kinkmeme: OP was asking for an artfill featuring any of the Mass Effect men dressed in lingerie. Someone mentioned Wrex, and the image of that old krogan prancing around in manties was too funny for words. Then I found some words, and wrote this.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2013 - J. Garson, U. Wrex - Complete
Robotic Biotic, or: I Suck at Titles by The Red Celt reviews
Shepard needs some attention with no strings attached. Who better than their resident geth? Rated M for naked-type stuff. This marks my first time writing Legion, so if his dialogue sounds a little off, bear with me until I get his voice down.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/24/2013 - J. Garson, Legion, EDI - Complete
Another Man's Child by The Red Celt reviews
When Shepard shows up pregnant on Tuchanka, it brings out something Wrex didn't even know he had: his soft side. Unabashed fluffiness and some lemon chiffon for all you Wrex shippers out there. Rated M for stuff at the end, because kinkmeme. :)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,406 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/24/2013 - J. Garson, U. Wrex - Complete
Glory of the Darkest Winds by theherocomplex reviews
ME3 AU: With the galaxy ending all around him, Garrus finally decides to go after what he wants. Too bad Shepard's too dense to realize that's her.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,051 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
The Hitman and the Clone by ghost.713 reviews
Two surprisingly average people who never saved the galaxy, unlike their famous family members.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Kolyat K., Oriana L. - Complete
The Truth behind the Mask by elle6778 reviews
They thought that the marriage happened for all the wrong reasons. If only they tried to read the truth behind each other's actions, then perhaps they would see that they could have been happy together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,512 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Reckoning by servantofclio reviews
Most days, coming back from the dead is something she just doesn't want to think about. (Set during ME2)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Garrus V., U. Wrex, Shepard - Complete
Not Love, Not Yet by The Red Celt reviews
Another one for da meme: OP asked for "Don't much mind how it happens, but I will give you all my love and cookies if it involves sweaty, rough, emotionally-charged sex that ends with Shepard all but melting into a puddle, and Zaeed being totally in love with her." Maybe a little OOC given the prompt, but hopefully it's not too noticeable.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/28/2013 - J. Garson, Zaeed M. - Complete
Battlemaster and Commander by The Red Celt reviews
The story of the relationship between Wrex and Shepard, spanning all three games, because I adore that old krogan. :) Rated M for adult situations and language. (Reposting chapter 7, because I don't think the e-mail notifications went out.)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,090 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - J. Garson, U. Wrex
Knots by kyokki reviews
Everything starts somewhere. With the touch of a hand, a laugh, a smile, paying attention to a friend in pain or grief. Sometimes it starts by not saying a word and letting actions speak for themselves. Garrus/(f) Shep, pre-romance.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/20/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Jaws That Bite, Claws That Catch by Fistful of Gamma Rays reviews
It's a long road from "alien" to "partner."
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,678 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Spring Craving by Lamia-Kuei reviews
What if instead of the trope of turian females going into heat, it was the males of the species that get an annual hormonal surge? Garrus stubbornly tries to work through it for the good of the mission. Shepard finds out and insists that they deal with it the traditional way instead. kmeme fill.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,212 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Song of Rannoch by theherocomplex reviews
Tali's homeworld has been searching for her too.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Tali'Zorah - Complete
Body Language by tarysande reviews
They have become masters of speaking without words.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/16/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Breaking the Mold by Eponymous Rose reviews
With her ship under enemy control, Commander Shepard must fight a losing battle against shattered-mirror metaphors, sci-fi clichés, and, above all, herself. An alternative take on the Citadel DLC.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,248 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 5/21/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Ashley W. - Complete
Heuristics by kc-archive reviews
Time is a luxury in the thick of war, and what is sown must always be reaped. As one of only two people alive who can speak the prothean language, Shepard is given the task to learn more about Javik's civilization while she is still able.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,386 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Javik, J. Garson
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 12936 - Favs: 13,923 - Follows: 7,729 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Wax On, Wax Off by Lamia-Kuei reviews
Garrus discovers just how much Shepard's discovered about turian bathhouse practices. Thanks to all of the positive feedback, here's the official sequel to 'Clean Only On Cipritine!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,596 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Clean Only On Cipritine by Lamia-Kuei reviews
Shepard visits Palaven and discovers that turians use public bathhouses. She ventures into one and discovers a lot more than expected about turian culture and hospitality. kmeme fill. OC characters.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,651 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - J. Garson - Complete
A Question of Attraction by servantofclio reviews
EDI has a lot of questions about relationships between organics.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Garrus V., EDI - Complete
Closer by WastedHeart reviews
During a night of playing drunken party games on the Normandy, 'best friends' Shepard and Garrus get picked to share seven minutes of heaven together. Lots of tension ensues. Originally written for the ME Kink Meme. Rated M for smuttiness and set during ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,894 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/19/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Promise Me This Moment by Suilven reviews
After Kaidan and Jacob, Shepard was sure that the 'wrong type' was her type... but, maybe, the right one had actually been with her all along. Light and fluffy FemShep/Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,609 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/18/2013 - [J. Garson, Garrus V.] - Complete
In Sickness and in Health by anonymous moose reviews
Shepard and Garrus have trouble adjusting to time off after the war. But time, and ultra-advanced cybernetic technology, heals all wounds. Shepard/Vakarian. Total schmaltz.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/13/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
A Number of Quiet Attentions by tarysande reviews
It's a Shepard and Vakarian thing.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/12/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Positive Valence by orchidcactus reviews
It's good to come home. Pure wish-fulfillment. Post-ME3. No tears or angst, just Thane and Shepard in love.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2013 - J. Garson, Thane K. - Complete
In the Ether by The Red Celt reviews
Fill for the kinkmeme-Shepard and Garrus get ahold of an exotic alien drug, get really stoned, and have sex while tripping. Rated M because, well, you get the idea.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/5/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
All Tangled Up by The Red Celt reviews
Shepard goes to a bar for a few stiff drinks when a familiar old mercenary shows up. He discovers that she has a long-kept secret-shes a virgin. Zaeed then makes it his mission to divest her of her cherry in the most spectacular way possible. :) Rated M for a reason, fill for the k-meme.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,061 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/3/2013 - J. Garson, Zaeed M. - Complete
Taetrus Trash by anonymous moose reviews
Thirty years after the war, an old turian returns to a home that isn't home on a planet he always hated. He doesn't know why. Post-ME3, original cast.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,555 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Complete
Whisper in My Ear, Baby by The Red Celt reviews
Garrus knows the effect his voice has on Shepard, and uses it to the best of his ability. Voicekink, because I can't get enough of it! Rated M because reasons.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/21/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Occasional Bouts of Unprofessionalism by MidnightWriter99 reviews
Victus has, quite possibly, some of the worst timing in the galaxy. Unfortunatly for Garrus, Shepard doesn't particularly seem to care. Fill for the Kmeme. Shakarian. Bit of snark, sex and fluff.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/18/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Primarch Adrien Victus - Complete
Kindled by Sharma Wild reviews
"It'll either be a night to treasure, or a horrible inter-species awkwardness thing." Perhaps the night Garrus and Shepard spent together were both. Inter-species 'relations' can be tricky. Thankfully, EDI is there to help. WARNING! This story contains explicit language and adult themes. Garrus/FemShep. Reviews are welcomed.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,412 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Crystal Blue Persuasion by Mouthing Pieties reviews
Tali and Garrus are in the early stages of their relationship when she asks him - in no uncertain terms - to go down on her. Given Tali's suit restrictions, however, Garrus has to do some special shopping to prepare. Kmeme fill - Set during ME2 prior to Garrus' and Tali's loyalty missions. WIP-will be multiple chapters. Definitions for "AU" words will appear in footnotes.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,053 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Tali'Zorah, Garrus V. - Complete
Domesticity by skybound2 reviews
"This close, the fatigue in her eyes, in the darker patches of skin that decorate the space beneath them, is obvious...She's still the most beautiful sight in the universe." Unabashed romantic fluff starring F!Shep/Garrus. Takes place in some amorphous happy post-war galaxy. Originally written for a KM prompt looking for a 'reading in bed' scene (no kink included).
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,985 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/10/2013 - [J. Garson, Garrus V.] - Complete
Casual Jealousy by Kodiak Sage reviews
When Shepard and Kaidan hook up at Shepard's party, things become strained in her friends-with-benefits relationship to Garrus. Is there anything left between them worth saving? Takes place during ME3 Femshep/Garrus with some FemShep Kaidan.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,816 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/8/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
By Any Other Name by Kodiak Sage reviews
Now that Garrus and Shepard have had their "first date" Shepard is ready to move on to the second date. Unfortunately, their nosy crew is running interference. Takes place druing ME3. Shepard(F)/Garrus Lots of Fluff.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,219 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/7/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Illusions of Order by Niamh St. George reviews
What happens to organic memories in a synthetic shell?
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,864 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/28/2013 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni, EDI - Complete
The Auction Where Everyone Wins by MalayaKai reviews
Tanith Delano is a crew-member aboard the Normandy, along for the ride as they're given much needed shore leave after the defeat of the Collectors, celebrating their victory with beer, laughter, and ... a human fetishist convention? Lorik/OFC MassKinkFill
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,597 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Complete
Into the Woods by The Red Celt reviews
Fill for the kinkmeme: Shepard and Garrus pursue an enemy deep into a heavily wooded area, and wind up far from the shuttle. They find a way station to hole up in for the night, and their feelings for each other come to a head in spectacular fashion. One-shot lemony goodness, rated M for good reason.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,807 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/25/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Everything It's Cracked Up To Be by Suilven reviews
After being reunited on Omega, Garrus and Shepard are about to realize that their friendship may be turning into something more, and that love really is worth fighting for, worth being brave for, worth risking everything for. AUish, set in ME2. Garrus/FemShep.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,908 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - [J. Garson, Garrus V.] - Complete
The Hilarious Exploits of Garrus Vakarian by The Red Celt reviews
(Formerly the "In Which Garrus . . ." series, just compiled.) A group of one-offs, usually revolving around Garrus finding out some weird new aspect of human culture. All are written in response to crack/comedy prompts, so I'll be updating this as they come up. Mentions of FemShep/Garrus, rated M for language and descriptions of sex/anatomy.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,637 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/19/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Gancho by fourthage reviews
Citadel DLC spoilers. After the tango at the club, Shepard and Garrus can't wait to engage in a different kind of dance.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/18/2013 - [Garrus V., Shepard] - Complete
Dream a little dream by Tuffet37 reviews
Written for this prompt on the Kinkmeme: Can I please have some post-war romance for this pair? Preferably Sparatus wooing Shepard. Maybe he has always been attracted to her but was too cowardly to pursue her. Perhaps Oraka told him to pull his head out of his ass and go for it. Some language and mature content later on.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,526 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Shepard, Councilor Sparatus - Complete
Life, Letter by Letter by servantofclio reviews
A series of snapshots of Val Shepard's life, arranged alphabetically. References to Shepard/Garrus and Shepard/Liara.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 45,261 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Shepard - Complete
Lazy Evening by Plantress reviews
Garrus and Shepard spend a quiet evening at home with their son Aetius. Well, a mostly quiet evening anyway.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Entregarme by Niamh St. George reviews
When "It'll be fun!" bears too striking a resemblance to "death by humiliation." A Citadel DLC ficlet.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/12/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Loved and Forbidden 100 by Sandra Evans reviews
100 Zutara drabbles, oneshots, and vignettes. Newest update: Hands
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 12,948 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Zuko, Katara
First Comes Love by WastedHeart reviews
Caught up in the romance of their date on the Citadel, Garrus and Shepard decide to get hitched right away. Almost pure fluff and will eventually be rated M for smut. Originally posted to the Mass Effect Kink Meme.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,218 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
A Month's Minding by orchidcactus reviews
She is an angel of wrath; he follows like death's own shadow.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2013 - J. Garson, Thane K. - Complete
Just Like Old Times by tarysande reviews
Garrus Vakarian's past and present, told through interconnected short stories one letter of the alphabet at a time.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,228 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Ugly Like a Turian by fourthage reviews
Thanks to some eavesdropping, Shepard discovers that Garrus's scars do not go over well amongst his own kind. She thinks his kind is full of it, and sets out to prove that to Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/11/2013 - [Garrus V., Shepard] - Complete
Kaleidoscope by fourthage reviews
Years after the end of the Reaper War, Shepard's crew is interviewed about her relationship with Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,704 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 10/19/2012 - [Garrus V., Shepard] - Complete
Diamonds and Rust by sparrowfalling reviews
There are ten or twenty basic truths, and life is the process of discovering them over and over and over. A series of Shep/Garrus fic-lets.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,221 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 10/26/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Bed Rest by fourthage reviews
Even in the future, the common cold can still make a person miserable. Shepard is grumpy and Garrus sees that she follows the doctor's orders.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/5/2013 - [Garrus V., Shepard] - Complete
Delta Blues by The Red Celt reviews
There's something about the blues that speaks to the soul. For Garrus and Shepard, it forms a common thread that binds them together. One-off short fill for the kinkmeme.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Onwards by Plantress reviews
(Sequel to Baby Makes Three) The war is over. The Reapers are gone. Now Shepard and Garrus have a chance to make a future with their son.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,977 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/1/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Indecent Proposals by ohwhatsherface reviews
Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,946 - Reviews: 1473 - Favs: 2,051 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Illustrated Revelations by Mouthing Pieties reviews
Between missions during the Leviathan DLC, Garrus confesses how worried he is about Shepard. Shepard, meanwhile, has a special surprise for her turian. Kinkmeme fill.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
How It Really Went Down by The Red Celt reviews
The biggest beat-down in the history of beat-downs. Another ending-fix, because I can't deal with the FEELS. Happily ever after minific, rated T for mild language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Compromised by tarysande reviews
The Normandy's crew deals with one of Mordin's experiments gone wrong.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,439 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/28/2012 - J. Garson - Complete
A Family Affair by servantofclio reviews
"Welcome to the Vakarian family, Commander Shepard." "What?" she said blankly. It's a strange awakening, when you're in the company of strangers who treat you as family. Post-ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,818 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - [Garrus V., Shepard] - Complete
Shakedown by anonymous moose reviews
Peacetime is anything but ordinary as Shepard and Garrus return to duty after a long and interminable medical leave. Now, she must build another crew, a mixture of new and old, to prepare for a shakedown cruise that only she and Hackett know the truth about, and face a threat that only the crew of the starship Normandy could be trusted to handle. Shepard/Vakarian.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,500 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Intercom by The Red Celt reviews
You know how Tali flirts with Garrus over the intercom even if he's already with Shepard? This is my take on what was happening on the other end, and how Garrus has to let the poor quarian down easy. Rated M because of the entire beginning.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/6/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Tali'Zorah - Complete
Something Like Home by tarysande reviews
Shepard's in lock-up, the Reapers are coming, and Garrus isn't going to sit idly by while the galaxy is lost. Garnering turian support means returning to Palaven, but returning to Palaven will involve answering questions—and facing stark realities—he's been avoiding for years. Written for the 2012 Mass Effect Big Bang.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,672 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Take Your Time by The Red Celt reviews
Fill for this prompt: "Shepard and Garrus share a bath together. A shore leave or their honeymoon, your choice. Would love to see back rub, sensual massage (from both of them to the other) and end with slow, sweet love-making. Other details like rose petal, bubbles, candles are depended on your preference." So, rated M. Of course. :)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,282 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/4/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
An Awkward Beginning by ihatewriting reviews
It started off with a night of great sex. It wasn't planned and it wasn't perfect, but she had no regrets. He learns things about her that he's never bothered to notice before. Loosely related NaruHina one-shots.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,654 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Wings Of Fire by Bahoogasmif reviews
Commander Shepard awakes amongst the ruins of the citadel, and is finally on the verge of that happily ever after he so desperately sought.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 110,846 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Shepard, Tali'Zorah - Complete
I'll Make It Up To You by The Red Celt reviews
Sidonis finally found a way to make it right. Another sad minific.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Lantar Sidonis - Complete
Videotape by The Red Celt reviews
Although he takes after his mother in more ways than one, Garrus refuses to forget Shepard. Inspired by both a k-meme prompt and the Radiohead song with the same name.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/14/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Solana Vakarian - Complete
Friends With Benefits by The Red Celt reviews
The story of the progression of Garrus and FemShep's relationship from best friends to lovers. The first chapter was originally a stand-alone piece, but after some urging by the anons on the k-meme I've decided to make it a full fic. X-posted from the kinkmeme, so rated M for adult content. :)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,448 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 9/20/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Only Skin by quondam reviews
On the final assault of the Cronos Station, Shepard discovers what she always feared the most: that she wasn't just a reconstruction, but a clone of the original Commander Shepard. She and those close to her must come to their own terms with what this revelation means to them. This story is a mix of FShepard/Kaidan and FShepard/Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,198 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - J. Garson - Complete
Carpe Diem by Mordinette reviews
What if it was Garrus who proposed that he and Shepard blow off steam and Shepard was the awkward and insecure one? Rated M for sexual content.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,140 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard - Complete
Earth Angel by The Red Celt reviews
Fill for the kinkmeme: It's mid-1950s or so, and FemShep is unexpectedly visited one night by an alien invader, which just happens to be Garrus on a recon mission. Garrus is so intrigued that they develop a secret adorable and provocative relationship. Rated M for adult-type stuff in chapter 3 and language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,655 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/29/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Shepard, Joker - Complete
Variations on a Theme, with Tank and Gunfire by servantofclio reviews
Shepard finds herself reliving the last few years, from the beacon on Eden Prime to the battle on Earth. Again, and again, and again. How much can she change? How much should she change? M for language, occasional sexual situations.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,574 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 9/6/2012 - [Garrus V., Shepard] - Complete
Boyfriend by AFishNamedSushi reviews
When Shepard's suggestion that she and Garrus "blow off steam" doesn't turn out quite as she expected, she and our favorite turian embark on an emotional rollercoaster complete with confusion, angst, anger, and a "happy ending".
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,258 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Krogan Sympathy by fourthage reviews
Shepard and Garrus's try for a baby doesn't work out as planned. Wrex knows a thing or two about that.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/20/2012 - [Garrus V., Shepard] U. Wrex - Complete
Disruptive by Rokubi reviews
Shepard finally works up the courage to make a move on her gunnery officer. Only things don't play out as well as she hoped. That's okay… she thinks. Sometimes things just don't work out. But it seems like he might have said no for very crazy reason. Seriously, how can anybody think that? Set ME2 Garrus/F!Shepard Romance/Humor with M content.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,557 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Why Don't You and I? by JacksAreWild reviews
The public persona of Commander Shepard is a myth: unbreakable, undeniable, unstoppable. In truth, she's a human being who needs someone, just as much as the galaxy needs her. Jeff "Joker" Moreau has confidence in his flying skills, and little else. Can these two emotionally-impaired soldiers find happiness with one another? *Cover art used with permission of blackdragon21*
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 144,374 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Joker, Shepard - Complete
Over the Rainbow by The Red Celt reviews
Earth is burning and Shepard mourns her homeworld. Garrus comes to help her deal with her pain. Rated T for language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Salarians Do It Better by The Red Celt reviews
Sequel to "Accidentally in Love". Mordin shows Shepard what loving a salarian entails, in great detail, and Shepard shows him how to let go. Rated M for FemShep/Mordin lovin'. :)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Mordin S., J. Garson - Complete
Between Breaths by Plantress reviews
Victus, Garrus and a moment between battles on Menae. Implied FemShep/Garrus
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Garrus V., Primarch Adrien Victus - Complete
Wanna Go For a Ride? by The Red Celt reviews
X-post from the kinkmeme: Shepard's a gearhead, and she buys a 1970 Dodge Challenger to work on. She takes Garrus out for a spin on Tuchanka, and Garrus finds out just how much she *loves* muscle cars. Rated M for adult stuff in a car.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Bomb the Pyjack by The Red Celt reviews
Wrex and F!Shepard play a krogan drinking game. Fun minific, rated T for drinking. (This drinking game shows up in "Battlemaster and Commander, too, although this fic was written first.)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/9/2012 - J. Garson, U. Wrex - Complete
The Perks of Working Late by fourthage reviews
Shepard and Garrus reconnect after Menae and James is an accidental witness. The sex he's good with, it's what comes after that makes him uncomfortable.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/9/2012 - [Garrus V., Shepard] James V. - Complete
Accidentally in Love by The Red Celt reviews
Fill for the kinkmeme: Mordin turns Shepard down, claiming he's not interested, when in fact its just the opposite. Shepard doesn't want anybody else, she wants Mordin, and when she asks a second time he doesn't refuse her. M for adult content.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Mordin S., J. Garson - Complete
Journal of the Plague Days by servantofclio reviews
Everyday life on Omega isn't the easiest, but it can be good... until the plague hits. Female Human OC/Male Turian OC, Shepard cameo
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Complete
You Are My Fetish by The Red Celt reviews
X-posted from the kinkmeme-Garrus likes to be commanded. *A lot*. Jane Shepard obliges him during shore leave on the Citadel. Rated M, obvs.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,966 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Phone Sex by The Red Celt reviews
Shepard is in love with that voice, and Garrus uses it in the best way he can. Rated M for language, adult stuff, and DAT VOICEKINK.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Knowing by WastedHeart reviews
Shortly after reuniting with Shepard on Menae, in between battles, Garrus realises for the first time just how much she means to him. One-shot set during ME3. Originally posted on the Kink Meme.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Baby Makes Three by Plantress reviews
Shepard has been letting a turian baby they rescued stay on the Normandy. Garrus finally asks why. FemShep/Garrus
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,675 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/19/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Deathless by GreyNimue reviews
Garrus Vakarian experiences the final battle against the Reapers, and faces the potential destruction of the woman he loves. Heavy imagery. M for blood, sex, and language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,992 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Glutton by kc-archive reviews
Hunger is all that No-face knows. And around Sen, he is ravenous.
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,498 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 95 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Kaonashi, Chihiro O. - Complete
Shepard Does Karaoke by The Red Celt reviews
After the Collectors are destroyed, Shepard takes the crew out to Dark Star Lounge to get trashed. Mordin signs her up for karaoke, drunken silliness ensues. Rated M for language and suggestive content.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
The Sweetest Kind of Comfort by quondam reviews
Before the final mission to disarm the bomb on Tuchanka, Shepard and Tarquin Victus spend the night finding comfort in one another.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,990 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/8/2012 - J. Garson, Tarquin Victus - Complete
Hanar Poetry by fourthage reviews
Shepard and Garrus find that hanar poetry reading.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2012 - [Garrus V., Shepard] - Complete
Sand and Stars by Suilven reviews
An unexpected gift. A whisper of indrawn breath. Words of prayer, overflowing from his heart; tumbling from his lips like drops of water. FemShep/Thane. Post-ME2.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2012 - [J. Garson, Thane K.] - Complete
Priority: Palaven Redux by Wyverne72 reviews
A slight reenvisioning of the Palaven mission from ME3. It just lacked the angsty je ne sais quoi of their meeting on Omega in ME2, so I fixed it. :P I also wanted to examine the subtext of the opening events on Earth and their effect on Shepard throughout the game in more detail. Rated M for language and explicit sexual content.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,908 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Come Home by flippedeclipse reviews
Sometimes the weight of a thousand worlds is too much to bear, even for Shepard. Rated M for a reason.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
A Dance of Minds by Katerina Kintari reviews
He was the unseen, the silent blade. She was the protector, the shining lance. Together, they will fight. Right and wrong are more often shades of gray than black and white. Can they change the fate of the galaxy? Can they save each other? Ch 23 up!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,540 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Thane K., J. Garson
Lucidity by flippedeclipse reviews
Garrus is all worked up, but Shepard's still asleep. What's a turian to do? Kinkmeme fill. Rated M for a reason.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
My Love is Like a Red, Red Rose by Suilven reviews
Garrus needs all the help he can get in the romance department but, with Kasumi's advice, how can he go wrong? Garrus/FemShep
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/24/2012 - [Garrus V., J. Garson] - Complete
Enemy territory by Elesey reviews
AU in which the First Contact war starts seventeen years later, and after lasting ten years it's ended with the peace negotiated by asari and salarians and a forced marriage of the two best soldiers from each military.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,104 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Life Signs by tarysande reviews
When a routine reconnaissance mission goes awry, Shepard and Garrus are pushed to the bounds of their endurance.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,523 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Pillion by leoandsnake reviews
Maverick and Iceman have a disagreement about how Iceman's going to get home. It leads to something else, as their disagreements usually do.
Top Gun - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Complete
Stress Relief by Letticiae reviews
Before Jane Shepard and Garrus Vakarian go "blow off steam" for the first time, Mordin gives the turian some important advice. Rating is M just to be safe.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2012 - [J. Garson, Garrus V.] Mordin S. - Complete
Mom by quondam reviews
Third story in the 'Uncle' and 'Dad' trilogy. Already mother to two human daughters, Shepard encounters unique circumstances involving a Turian child while working as an advisor to the new Council. From MEK on LJ.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,253 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
The Translation in Blood by MalayaKai reviews
Hannah Shepard and Turian Councilor Sparatus have a history that stretches back decades into the First Contact War. Behind Commander Shepard's life and trials, her mother follows her own path into fate and love and the strains of both. 2013 MassEffect Kinkmeme's People's Choice Award for Best Story Without Shepard as a Main Character. (coolest thing ever, holy cow)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,937 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Hannah S., Councilor Sparatus
Joined by MadSix reviews
Garrus has a brief discussion with Shepard on becoming Primarch after some much deserved sexy-times. M for obvious reasons.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Long Distance by anonymous moose reviews
Even in peacetime, the nightmares keep her up some nights. But he's always there for her, even when he's not. Shepard/Vakarian. Post-ME3. Pure, unabashed romantic nonsense.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/19/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Burning Buds by Rokubi reviews
After finding each other on Menae, Shepard and Garrus find a moment of peace in the quiet of the barracks and in each others arms. F!Shepard/Garrus Set ME3. M Content
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,281 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/17/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Where You Belong by WastedHeart reviews
After the events of the Lair of the Shadow Broker DLC, Garrus travels to Palaven with Shepard to visit his family. Together, they must face the reaction of his family and the rest of the galactic community to their relationship. Sequel to Home. Post-ME3 epilogue now added! Complete.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 93,933 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Perdition by Anne Whynn reviews
Time only heals the wounds in flesh. The ones on the soul need more. When their immovable centre starts to come apart, someone must provide her a safe port in the storm, or she will do what all others have failed to. She will destroy herself. Revised.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,107 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 3/4/2010 - J. Garson, Thane K. - Complete
Ad Infinitum by Anne Whynn reviews
Life is about more than survival. Life is about more than existing. A mortal reaches out to a god and tries to teach it the meaning of being alive, and the difference between death and destruction. MAJOR SPOILERS. Set after 'Gestalt', during ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,361 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Gestalt by Anne Whynn reviews
They stand on the edge of the abyss and all he can see is her face, the memories they have shared, and the path they have walked, side by side. Garrus/FemShep
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,615 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Monochrome by Ninja Shen reviews
No evil is pure black, and no good is pure white. Nekozawa x Haruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,337 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 1,318 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Haruhi F., U. Nekozawa
Nail Care by Plantress reviews
One day Shepard catches Garrus trimming his talons and decides she wants to help. Fluff.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/5/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Across the Border by AngelDormais reviews
She's caught him, three times now since he's come up to the cabin, stealing glances at her hands.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Unfortunate Liminality by orchidcactus reviews
Shepard and Garrus deal with the implications and consequences of fraternization. Angst with a healthy dose of schmoop and gunfire.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,994 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Curiosity by quondam reviews
While the Reapers ravage Palaven, some of the Turians on Menae pass the time by trading stories about the species they've bedded. Garrus enlightens them on what it's like to be with a human. Originally posted on the MEK community on LJ.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/30/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Pillow Talk by quondam reviews
Garrus and Shepard share some pillow talk the night after he rejoins the crew of the Normandy in ME3. Written for a prompt from MEK on LJ.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/24/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Scarlet Scroll by SilverShine reviews
Danzou's regime has become powerful and immutable. To restore Konoha to its former glory, he demands many sacrifices from its citizens, and in his ambition to steal the bloodlines of other villages, Sakura has become one such sacrifice. KakaSaku. AUish.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 95,018 - Reviews: 1529 - Favs: 1,196 - Follows: 1,334 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Both a Little Broken by tarysande reviews
She could scrape away the Cerberus paint and tear away the Cerberus symbols, but she couldn't change the Cerberus science that had raised her from the dead, or the Cerberus cybernetics under her skin. Shepard deals with hard truths after Omega 4.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,890 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Letters Between Friends by MlleAmmy reviews
Mordin and Kirrahe exchange a short series of letters. Set during the events of Mass Effect 2.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Mordin S. - Complete
The Shepard Code by quondam reviews
Set Post-ME3 where Shepard chooses Control. A hundred years after the Reaper War, a Turian ship captained by the grandson of Garrus Vakarian comes across a derelict Reaper inhabited by a hologram of Commander Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,111 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 148 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Dad by quondam reviews
Sequel to 'Uncle.' Garrus and Shepard finally settle down and become parents, despite all the struggles that come with it.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,438 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/5/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Uncle by quondam reviews
Three years after the end of the Reaper War, Shepard and Garrus visit Palaven to meet Garrus' nephew. While there, they're forced to assess who they are now, and what they want for their relationship together. Prompt from MEK on LJ.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,132 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/5/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Beating Like A Hammer by skybound2 reviews
Garrus doesn't know if she is real, or a hallucination, but when Shepard storms back into his life on Omega, he finds that he doesn't much care. He just knows that he's not letting her go again, not if he can help it. -Another kinkmeme fill.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,457 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - [Garrus V., J. Garson] - Complete
One Step at a Time by tarysande reviews
Before she died, Shepard loved the stars. Not so much, anymore.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Whistle While You Work by That'sNotMe reviews
Silly kmeme fill. Shepard and Vega start whistling one day as the crew relaxes after a mission. Liara wants to learn how, and Garrus simply can't wrap his head around it. A friendly moment among the crew. Implied Garrus/Fem!Shep.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/1/2012 - J. Garson - Complete
Restless by anonymous moose reviews
Shepard is restless. Garrus is agitated. Vega just wants to do pull-ups. Shepard/Vakarian.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/1/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Before the Relay by That'sNotMe reviews
Before going through the Omega 4 relay, Garrus and Shepard have a night to remember. M for interspecies awkwardness. Fluff, too.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,518 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/30/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Awake by anonymous moose reviews
Dying is easy. Living is hard. She hoped she wouldn't have to do it alone. Shepard/Vakarian.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/30/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Friendly Chat by anonymous moose reviews
Some people are friends because they like each other. Other people are friends out of spite. Mentioned Shepard/Vakarian.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Garrus V., Tali'Zorah - Complete
The Proposal by anonymous moose reviews
He'd been putting it off, and when he'd finally worked up the courage to ask, their quiet moment was rudely interrupted. Shepard/Vakarian.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,971 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Impregnable by anonymous moose reviews
Certain conversations are like mighty fortresses - you don't want to approach them without a plan of attack. Shepard/Vakarian.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/28/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Hide and Seek by skybound2 reviews
During some downtime on the Normandy SR1, Shepard seeks refuge with a friend. -Just a little friendship/humor piece between F!Shepard and Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Talking Too Much by tarysande reviews
It was going to be a joke. At least, that's what she told herself as she opened her mouth and the words, "We could test your reach… and my flexibility," fell out.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Getting Physical by anonymous moose reviews
This was the first time they'd done this, and Shepard was in some serious pain. But it could be worse. Shepard/Vakarian. Rated M for... language?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/25/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Observations of Chance by MidnightWriter99 reviews
Vega finds out about his new Commander and her old Turian 'friend' in a more interesting way than he ever expected. Fill for the Kmeme. Vega, Fem!Shep/Garrus and a side of EDI.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/17/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Second Guessing by tarysande reviews
To be fair, Shepard probably shouldn't have been eavesdropping in the first place.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/15/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Through An AI, Darkly by strangegibbon reviews
Shepard and her crew are forced to face their darkest memories following an encounter with an alien probe. Disturbing scenes and adult content set post ME2 F!Shepard/Thane, F!Shepard/Garrus
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,834 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 3/21/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
The best father a girl could wish for by LogicalPremise reviews
Liara's discussion with Matriarch Aethyta, in full. FShep/Liara, bits and pieces. M for some racy , dirty language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,338 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - [Liara T'Soni, J. Garson] Aethyta - Complete
The One by Angie-san reviews
Uchiha Itachi always believed Haruno Sakura to be beneath his notice. But a chance encounter with the pink haired kunoichi reveals his error and gives him a chance to remedy his mistake in the most unexpected of ways. AU, Non-massacre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,396 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Commander Shepard, You've Got Mail by Chi Kyoku reviews
Every day, starting when Garrus rejoins C-Sec up until the destruction of the Normandy, Shepard and Garrus exchange emails. After all, good friends stay in touch.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,626 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - [Garrus V., J. Garson]
Worst Case Scenario by inthenightside reviews
And another kinkmeme fill. In a non-Reaper AU, F!Shepard is stuck with her former mentor Nihlus and his former mentor Saren on a wrecked ship in space for a length of time. Tensions between them are resolved kinkmeme style.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,147 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 103 - Published: 4/8/2012 - J. Garson, Nihlus K. - Complete
Please by kc-archive reviews
Protheans do not have a word for "please." When Javik hears Shepard use it and discovers its meaning, he finds it clashes with the image he has made of her in his mind.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,474 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Javik, J. Garson - Complete
Visual Stimulus by servantofclio reviews
Shepard discovers what Garrus has been recording with his visor all this time and leaves him a little surprise of her own. FemShep/Garrus, M for xenosexings.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/1/2012 - [Garrus V., Shepard] - Complete
Lingering by popehippo reviews
After returning from the Citadel after the death of a loved one, Fiona Shepard receives some comfort from the last person she imagined. Oneshot, FemShep/Thane, hints of FemShep/Javik
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2012 - J. Garson, Javik - Complete
A Funny Thing Happened on the way to Annihilation by ElectricZ reviews
ME3- Shepard is about to ruin the entire galaxy for everybody. Only Harbinger can save us now. Written before the EC, contains spoilers for ME3. T for language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 61 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Shepard, Harbinger - Complete
How Fornax Changed My Life by kiwibliss reviews
Shepard comes to grips with the realities of a romantic relationship with a member of her team. Fornax serves double duty as a relationship aid, though not always in the obvious sense.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,800 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 2/25/2010 - J. Garson, Thane K.
The Map of Her Skin by skybound2 reviews
She calls them freckles, the little spots of darker toned skin that decorate her face. He traces the path they take, over the slope of her nose and across the bones of her cheeks. - Takes place after ME3 but no real spoilers.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
When Boredom Strikes by MidnightWriter99 reviews
Shepard finally discovers why Garrus never takes his goddamn visor off, not even for sex. Fem!Shep/Garrus with a side of Vega, Kaidan and Cortez. No real spoilers. Fill for Kmeme.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/19/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Blind by xxsewnlipsxx reviews
Vega isn't just her LT, but what is he precisely? Shepard/JamesVega
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,266 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/12/2012 - J. Garson, James V. - Complete
Tentacle Lover by Chi Kyoku reviews
Garrus goes out for drinks with his C-Sec co-workers on the Citadel, and one of them makes the mistake of insulting the commander. Unfortunately for him, turians don't take that sort of thing lying down.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,315 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/7/2012 - [Garrus V., J. Garson] - Complete
Fade to Red by Selkit reviews
Sometimes all the advance warning in the galaxy just isn't enough. Shepard/Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Each Other by jennibare reviews
*COMPLETE* In a world where Ozai wins, the Avatar is dead, their families are gone, all Katara and Zuko have is each other. Living in the South Pole they create a life together until they are forced back to the Fire Nation. M for dialogue, situations.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 118,917 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 1,642 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
HandsOn Training by servantofclio reviews
Shepard asks Garrus for some sniper training. Things get... up close and personal. Rated M for sexual situations.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,822 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/15/2012 - [Garrus V., Shepard] - Complete
Tetherhold by Ria Nora reviews
"He was never one to stay in bed after sex. He would put his clothes back on really quick after they were done, his back to her. And always in the dark, so that all she would see was an arc of arm or a hint of fringe in the blue glow from the fish tank."
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,212 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Do You Think of Me by cvreitzer reviews
Garrus is too old to have a crush, much less one on his human commanding officer. All his logic doesn't stop the fact that he's hopelessly hooked on her. His only hope now is to play it cool so she doesn't find out. Mass meme fill, three chapters long.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,949 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Progress by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
MLP:FiM A thousand years is quite the generation gap, so Princess Luna decides she has to get with the times. However, this isn't quite as easy as she thinks it will be...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 82,870 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Princess Celestia
What You Don't Know by MidnightWriter99 reviews
Pressly had never really trusted or liked aliens, nor did he agree when Shepard brought a bunch of them aboard the Normandy. But one thing is for sure – no one left the SR-1 unchanged. Fill for Kmeme. Feat. Pressly, general ME1 team goodness.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/3/2012 - J. Garson - Complete
Sky Runs Red by firefly reviews
Temari had her ideas on where the Fourth Shinobi War would take her. She'd just never pictured herself losing, being separated from her division, and wandering a barren wasteland with a zombie and an orphaned baby for company. Post-apocalyptic AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,628 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Temari, Itachi U.
His Majesty Prefers Blue by ShamelessLiar reviews
A year after the war's end, the gaang returns to the Fire Nation for a week of diplomatic meetings. There, they hear rumors about a vigilante who wears a blue mask and Katara finds herself digging deeper into his identity and motives. Blue/Zutara Lemons
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 212,173 - Reviews: 3101 - Favs: 3,850 - Follows: 1,447 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Just the Two of Us by Mengde reviews
Garrus and Shepard hit the town to get supplies for the Normandy as well as some alone time. The only problem is that the town is Omega - and Omega hits back.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,134 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
The Bet by leoandsnake reviews
Maverick wants something from Iceman that Iceman doesn't want to give him, so they settle it the only way they know how: flying and corny, sexually tense banter. Maverick/Iceman.
Top Gun - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Complete
Risks of Cohabitation by servantofclio reviews
Moving in together can bring up all kinds of unresolved issues. Fortunately, making up can make it all worth while.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/10/2011 - [Garrus V., Shepard] - Complete
Not Enough Research by Shukumei-of-another-world reviews
Turian matings are a rather "dry" affair, and Garrus finds out that human matings can be quite the opposite. An LJ MEkink fill. Rated M for lemony goodness.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/3/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
One Small Kindness by DigitalTart reviews
Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,569 - Reviews: 1170 - Favs: 4,620 - Follows: 1,708 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Oasis in the Sand by PeregrineFlight reviews
Sakura is sent by Naruto to spend a year in Suna training the medic-nin there, she arrives to chaos, but soon finds peace in the desert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,441 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Trip the Light Fantastic by firefly reviews
Being forced to choose between remedial dance lessons and probation is one thing, but it's another thing altogether when your dance partner is someone you can't stand. Neji. Ino. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,877 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 140 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Neji H., Ino Y.
A Growing Affection by Xavon Wrentaile reviews
After a misunderstanding reveals hidden emotions, Naruto and Hinata begin training together, getting to know each other. At the same time Sakura finds herself jealous. Takes place in a tangent after the Elemental Training Arc of the Shippuden timeline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 170 - Words: 686,165 - Reviews: 3185 - Favs: 4,012 - Follows: 2,358 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Splitends: A Collection of Short Stories by AstroLatte reviews
Life outside the tower was not simple. The castle was filled with stories, some tying lose ends and others starting new strands.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 37,291 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - [Rapunzel, Eugene F./Flynn R.] - Complete
Aliens are Weird by KiwiDayDreams reviews
AU. Shepard and Garrus meet when they're much younger at the Citadel childcare center. Garrus has never seen a human before and Shepard has never seen a Turian up close. Shenanigans ensue as they both find out that aliens are really weird.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,157 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
The Return of the Heir by elle6778 reviews
Konoha is on its way to recovery with Kakashi at the helm. Sakura thinks that she's getting back on track with her life. Until Itachi walks back into Konoha, a free man. One secret had once torn them apart. What about the other? Sequel to The Lost One.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 156,417 - Reviews: 1646 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Fruit from Palaven by Smehur reviews
Garrus faces the reality of serving on a human ship.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Garrus V., Shepard - Complete
Her Words by Rose Tinted Contact Lenses reviews
Shoker. How did she end up falling for her pilot? What the hell is she going to do about it, and how did she end up accidentally telling him she loved him? Shepard considers...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/22/2011 - J. Garson, Joker - Complete
A Christmas Story by leoandsnake reviews
It's Christmas on the USS Kennedy, and Maverick and Iceman are playing an unnecessarily sexy version of cat and mouse. AU in which Goose is alive and disapproves heartily. Basically PWP.
Top Gun - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Complete
At Face Value by Enganar reviews
Post-Arrival: Shepard returns from the destroyed Bahak system unaffected and unchanged, leading Garrus to doubt if she's still the woman he's come to respect and love. Garrus/Femshep.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,971 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/22/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Calculate the value of Love by thundercow reviews
When Brief falls in love with Panty, Panty falls in sex with Brief. — PantyBrief, drabble collection.
Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt/パンティ&ストッキングwithガーターベルト - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011
Sleeping In by Palatyne reviews
Kyouya oversleeps and awakens into the Low Blood Pressure Demon Lord. The Host Club sends Haruhi to placate him but the encounter leaves both of them questioning what they really think and feel about each other. Updated, Epilogue.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,047 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Shepard Loves Aliens by Ms Morpheus reviews
Oneshots. Kink. Shepard has sexy encounters with various Mass Effect characters: Nihlus, Tali, Wrex, every turian I can get my claws into... you get the idea. Final chapter: Garrus, darkly.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,997 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Garrus V., Nihlus K. - Complete
Box Full of Crayons by JanuaryFriend reviews
Childhood is a short season. A collection of various character drabbles set during that precious time.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 8,580 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 10/7/2008
Mind The Waist by popehippo reviews
Garrus and Shepard have only a few hours to live, so they spend it together. Too bad it doesn't go nearly as well as the vids on the extranet made it look. A glimpse into the awkward start of their relationship. Rated T for nudity and references to sex.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/7/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
How to Say It When You Mean It by The Croc Shop reviews
Future fic. Hiccup tries and tries and tries to propose to Astrid, but it just doesn't seem to come out right. Surely his friends can give him some useful and definitely not at all terrible advice.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Drunken Fun by jhoom reviews
While the crew parties at Afterlife, Garrus has a little too much to drink and needs Shepard's help getting back to the ship. But when they get back, is Shepard really just going to pass up this opportunity? Masskink meme fill. M rating for lemony goodnes
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,504 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
For Such Loss, Abundant Recompense by kalenel reviews
And here we have a series of scenes exploring different facets of a developing relationship between FemShep and Thane. It's not love at first sight for these two, and like any two people they have to work at understanding each other.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,082 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - J. Garson, Thane K. - Complete
Applied Research by inthenightside reviews
Another fill for masskink - Shepard is still new to her LI's culture and way of treating relationships and therefore gets some advice from another human-turian couple before applying that newfound knowledge in that tryst before the Omega 4 relay.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,145 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/25/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Just What the Doctor Ordered by KiwiDayDreams reviews
Shepard is always having trouble with her shoulders aching, so she turns to Joker for some advice on physio therapy. When he mentions massage and she insists they have a session, things get a little more intimate than she planned. Kink meme request.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,730 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/23/2011 - J. Garson, Joker - Complete
Almost by Airplane reviews
They wouldn't admit anything, but they came close enough.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Eugene F./Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
What What What Are You Doing? by Joanie Dark reviews
Burgh is N's sassy gay friend. Need I say more?
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Burgh/Arty, N H./Natural H. G. - Complete
Home by WastedHeart reviews
After blowing off steam with Garrus, Shepard gets cold feet. She decides they should just be friends, but how long will she be able to deny the depth of her feelings for him? Complete. Sequel 'Where You Belong' now up.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,962 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Razor's Edge by Tairis Deamhan reviews
Mass Effect 2 novelization, the life of one spectre that's seen more than his share of the galaxy's dark side. If you've already died once the question becomes what's worth living for? It's the question that will have to be answered to save a galaxy.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 37 - Words: 260,290 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Shepard, Tali'Zorah - Complete
Inevitable Attraction by Elli Cole reviews
*26th update: The Difference, YamatoSaku* Finally updated! The sound of the unfamiliar voice halted her ranting as she whipped her head to the source in a rush. A blush crept towards her cheeks and she stuttered in a nervous heap. "O-oh."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 18,077 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Sakura H.
Snowing Stars by etoileetneige reviews
In winter months, Konoha is transformed by the heavens' tears into a pristine white canvas. With brushes of steel and inks of blood, newly appointed ANBU medic Haruno Sakura and her captain, Hyūga Neji, paint a story of life, of love, and of redemption. [ NejiSaku, Manga Canon to 614, Character Death ] [ Rated M for adult language, themes and suggestions. ]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 64,108 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - [Sakura H., Neji H.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Shiny Beads by noobcake reviews
Garrus is injured on a mission and behaves strangely afterward. A kmeme fill.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
The Meaning of Kroosmas by The-Fabulous-Person reviews
Roxanne Ritchie finds out that, not only does Megamind not like winter, he's never celebrated Christmas! She and Minion have one week to teach this blue Grinch all there is to know about Roxanne's favorite holiday.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,120 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
Heavy Lies the Crown by floorcoaster reviews
For seven years, Draco has carried the weight of the world on his shoulders, and just when he thinks he'll be released, something happens that will make him seek help from the last person he could have imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 289,967 - Reviews: 3332 - Favs: 6,415 - Follows: 2,366 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What You Don't Know by Airplane reviews
It's become very clear to Eugene that Rapunzel has little to no understanding of amorous affection.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 88,185 - Reviews: 2434 - Favs: 3,988 - Follows: 1,279 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Rapunzel, Eugene F./Flynn R. - Complete
Bad Romance by A. LaRosa reviews
Panty/Brief, growing one-shot collection. These that lie within are the sexual misadventures of a young Briefers Rock and Anarchy Panty. Title has been changed to fit a wider rage of stories. Review!
Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt/パンティ&ストッキングwithガーターベルト - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010
The Date Clause by Like A Dove reviews
Zuko and Katara are forced to go on a date together. Epic confessions, drunkenness, sneaking around, and attempted dirty talk ensue. Who knew defying Uncle Iroh and his stupid matchmaker friend could be so much fun?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,280 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 4287 - Favs: 9,437 - Follows: 3,603 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
ChamPaggNee by The Island Hopper reviews
Written to fill a flashfic thread on the LJ community megamind movie: "Prompt: Assuming Megamind's watch didn't go off on their date and that he's poorly immune to the Champagne's effects, 'Bernard' gets drunk." Humor & small amount of fluff, oneshot.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Glimmer by Ninnik Nishukan reviews
Roxanne Ritchi goes all gangsta on Megamind. Before Christmas. Traditions, like rules, can be broken. Pre-movie AU, fairly light-hearted.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,171 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
with great power by Fialleril reviews
For his thirty-fourth birthday, Metro Man tried being Steve again. A look at Metro Man's life leading up to his decision in the movie.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Metro Man - Complete
Small Spaces by lyssalu reviews
Sound really carries in small, echo-y spaces. This, on top of the cramping, heat, and awkward positioning, can make things pretty...uncomfortable, but it's not all bad. Sometimes closeness is all it takes to get things running again.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,297 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 2/11/2010 - J. Garson, Thane K.
Ten Minutes in Heaven by heza08 reviews
"Weeeeell," Toph said. "It involves a cup of names and a closet, and—" ...mid-S3, Zutara one shot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 59 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Restart Button by Meduse reviews
The good guys had never said that word to him before. That one word that contained everything he'd longed for as a child,everything he'd scorned as an adult and everything he still craved to hear. Set after Tighten's defeat. Minor Megamind/Roxanne
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,503 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Megamind, Metro Man - Complete
We Are Golden by thefireplanet reviews
She will always be golden, which means, by association, he will be too.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Eugene F./Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Entwined by APizzaInTime reviews
A small brush of the fingers is really all it takes. Eugene/Rapunzel. Oneshot.
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/24/2010 - [Rapunzel, Eugene F./Flynn R.] - Complete
Our Beautiful Tomorrow by The Croc Shop reviews
AU. When Metro City needs a hero, Roxanne Ritchi answers the call.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,098 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Roxanne R., Megamind
No Use for Rainy Days by Patches reviews
In-movie. Megamind contemplates the form his relationship with Roxanne has taken and if this is really the way he wants it.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
But Once a Year by The Croc Shop reviews
Pre-film. Minion brings Megamind a birthday gift. Kidnapping Miss Ritchi always did cheer him up.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
The Man Who Has Everything by Grandiose Me reviews
Short bit for Megamind's birthday. Roxanne wants to get him something, but it's not easy to shop for an alien super-genius.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained by ghost.713 reviews
Guardian angels have never been perfect creatures, but a one-time hitman might be stretching things.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 80,800 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Kolyat K., Oriana L.
Rubicon by kc-archive reviews
Shifting loyalties are not just misplaced obligation, and sympathy for the devil has nothing to do with time and its products. Old debts, grey areas, and blind traditions force a troll and a human to set aside petty battles and face a common threat.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,161 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Human, Troll
Shared Space by Bainaku reviews
Roxanne Ritchi is cold. Megamind warms her up.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Half Asleep by The Crushinator reviews
Five years after the Hundred-Year War, Fire Lord Zuko is hit with an assassin's dart, and falls into a coma from which he cannot wake. A week passes, and his prognosis is grim. But Katara could swear she hears him in her dreams...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 86,091 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
I'm Always In This Twilight by Like A Dove reviews
He always dreamed of what it would be like to wake up beside her. Post-series Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,200 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Might Have Been by Grandiose Me reviews
Prompt: If MetroMan had survived the Death Ray, and he, Megamind, and Roxanne continued on with their lives as usual, could Megamind and Roxanne still have fallen in love?
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,175 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
Two Steps by The Croc Shop reviews
Post-film. When Roxanne, age ten, planned her life, she figured she'd have two kids by thirty-seven. That's not how it works out.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Roxanne R., Megamind
The Fire Nation Chronicles by Written Parody reviews
A look at a day in the lives of the Fire Nation's ruling couple. Post series Zutara oneshot with some Taang and Sukka.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,013 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
i'm where i meant to go by vega-de-la-lyre reviews
Ye gods, look at what she's done to him. Post-movie.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Eugene F./Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
The Very Best Minion Ever by The-Fabulous-Person reviews
Sometimes, he feels useless. He small and lives in a bowl, but it's times like these that he feels like the very best minion ever. Guess this is turning into a series of Minion one shots! Thanks for reviewing everyone!
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,551 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Minion, Megamind
Moving So Gracious by The Croc Shop reviews
Pre-film. When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face, you get feelings. Or: six times Megamind checked out Roxanne's derriere.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,727 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Bold and Blue by Masako Moonshade reviews
A collection of one-shots dedicated to our favorite supervillain-turned-hero.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Megamind
The Fantastic History of Roxanne Ritchi by TigerQueen reviews
Set pre-movie, when Roxanne was a 22-year-old rookie. Pygmalion never expected to fall in love with his creation. Megamind never expected anything less. EDIT: Added Ch. 15-Roxanne deserves the last word. Thanks for reading!
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,201 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Accident by nightbug08 reviews
Megamind only ever killed two people, and they were both accidents.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Megamind
Smile by FudginAshKetchup reviews
Roxanne sees Bernard after the incidents over the past few months. ONESHOT, R&R! Inspired by the flashfic thread at LJ.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Bernard, Roxanne R. - Complete
Me, the Night, and You by The Croc Shop reviews
Post-film. Roxanne Ritchi brings down a baddie, brews coffee, and gets laid.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,835 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
Plighted by Mollyscribbles reviews
Pre-movie. Did Megamind ever try kidnapping anyone besides Roxanne?
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Megamind, Minion - Complete
Some Lucky Day by Person4 reviews
Sometimes, when she's in a good enough mood, Roxanne gives Megamind exactly what he wants out of her. Pre-movie.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
Timeless to Me by LunaMax1214 reviews
COMPLETE. The MK fill that just wouldn't die. Garrus is feeling insecure. Can his commander help him find his confidence again? FemShep/Garrus. Note: M rating for sexual situations, nudity, and language. Probably NSFW.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,757 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Honesty by saltintheoven reviews
Just drama and fluff, that's all. A fanfic to slyly slip in between the battle and the final party scene.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Twenty Years by The Croc Shop reviews
Futurefic. Just another thrilling Friday evening for Roxanne Ritchi.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
Temptress by Masako Moonshade reviews
Knowing she's about to be kidnapped by Megamind again, Roxanne Ritchie decides she's going to have a bit of fun with our villain.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Roxanne R., Megamind
Defeat by Grandiose Me reviews
A snippet set just after Metroman's wholly unexpected demise.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
The World Backwards by Ninnik Nishukan reviews
A collection of mega-drabbles/short stories set during the movie. Spoilers, of course. Roxanne/Megamind.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,489 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
First Date by WastedHeart reviews
Shepard brings Garrus along with her to an official council dinner on the Citadel but gets bored out of her mind. Mid-way through the evening she decides to have a little fun with her date...Rated M for smut.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Nude On The Moon by Ninnik Nishukan reviews
Her boyfriend is an alien. This may or may not be a big problem. Mature subjects, nothing too explicit. Spoilers, ahoy!
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,439 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
Speechless by The Brass Clock reviews
Three moments towards the end of the movie, wherein Roxanne never knows what to say when it comes to Megamind, and Megamind is unprepared. RoxyMind!
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Complications by WastedHeart reviews
Garrus tries to undress Shepard for the first time but ends up being completely mystified by her bra, cue much awkwardness and confusion. Originally written to fill a Masskink request.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Learning Experiences by inthefadeforever reviews
this is a response to a prompt on masskink that got away from me - AU with no reapers, Shepard as a Spectre candidate and Saren as her instructor.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,181 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 49 - Published: 11/6/2010 - J. Garson, Saren A. - Complete
Meganopoly by Mollyscribbles reviews
Roxanne Ritchi is kidnapped by that dastardly villain, Megamind! She's used to it.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
They Rise Like A Phoenix by Like A Dove reviews
As Zuko's eyes turn to her, full of trust, she knows she's in the most dangerous position of her life. Katara has made a promise, and she intends to keep it.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Survey by cutecrazyice reviews
She has some very personal, very intimate questions. Can he take the heat? ShikaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 88 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
Lost Like You And Me by WarlordFil reviews
In an alternate universe, Garrus Vakarian dies in the wreck of the Normandy. As C-Sec Captain Jane Shepard struggles to learn to live without him, a shadowy figure is arranging for his resurrection. Shepard x Male Turian. Third of a series.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,891 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/6/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
You'll Be the Death of Me by niteryde reviews
Vegeta is determined to reach his full potential and help destroy the androids when they arrive. If only that woman would just stop distracting him, and stop looking at him like that...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 116,674 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 1,745 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - [Vegeta, Bulma] - Complete
The Problem With Zuko by AvocadoLove reviews
When Prince Lu Ten returns with the Avatar and his Water Tribe companions in chains, Zuko is put in charge of their imprisonment. But things are not what they seem, both with the child Avatar and his own family. And soon, he will have a decision to make.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,298 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,760 - Follows: 303 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Zuko - Complete
Memory of a Moment by AurigaCapella reviews
Five years after the war is over, Katara and Zuko see the people around them moving on romantically. These two are still stuck in a moment that happened five years ago - a moment in memory neither can forget. Zutara, Sokki.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 72,634 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
The Reason That I Laugh and Breathe by Ms Morpheus reviews
A different take on FemShepxGarrus. Shepard attempts to bridge the cultural divide and comfort the turian she secretly loves, succeeding in a way neither of them expected.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,470 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Beeuty & the Beast by mongrelssister reviews
Maito Gai has been assigned to a mission to pose as a nobleman due to their uncanny similarities in appearance. Unfortunately for him, he has been paired with an unfamiliar Kunoichi named Hachi Hani who has been trained in the ancient arts of seduction.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 164,088 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Gai M. - Complete
The First Day by little0bird reviews
The first year after the battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 251,033 - Reviews: 3653 - Favs: 3,880 - Follows: 1,795 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Take It or Leave It by kc-archive reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2533 - Favs: 3,269 - Follows: 1,875 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Drabbletar: The Fast Entrybender by Vicki So reviews
Get your ATLA fix with this series of drabbles on anything and everything Avatar. Comedy, tragedy, cabbages, and more!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 32,488 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Katara, Zuko
Improved Relations by noobcake reviews
The Citadel Council tries to tie Garrus and femShep up in an open-ended project to "improve relations" between turians and humans. They didn't expect the two to cut right to the chase. The turian Councilor is most put out. Crack fic, contains smut.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Allies Like You And Me by WarlordFil reviews
In an alternate universe, Council Spectre Garrus Vakarian is recruiting for a mission against a rogue Spectre-and his top choice is C-Sec Captain Jane Shepard. AU,2 chapters, Sequel to "Enemies Like You and Me," Second of a series.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,006 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson
When Spring Came to the Desert by yuugiri reviews
She left him feeling empty and confused, but at the same time greatly enlightened that he had fallen in love with a girl by just watching her cleaning graves and bringing candles and sweets and flowers for five years.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Damn Fine Afternoon by skybound2 reviews
Garrus, Zaeed, and F!Shep encounter a fic cliche while out on a mission. This is response to a kinkmeme prompt and is NSFW!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/21/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Zaeed M. - Complete
things my heart used to know by vega-de-la-lyre reviews
Anya, huddled under her coat as Russia slides away outside the window of their train car, pretends she is sleeping.
Anastasia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Anya/Anastasia, Dimitri - Complete
No More Ninja by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
What if Nagato had another jutsu left before he died? One to ensure that the Elemental Countries would never be the same again? One-shot, stream of consciousness. R&R please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,874 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Happy Accident by noobcake reviews
Shepard tried not to look, she really did. A Masskink fill, so...contains smut. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/8/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
The Bracelet by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Hermione has everything she could possibly want... Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there's the thing with The Bracelet... 7th year AR. COMPLETE SINCE 2009 XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 303,727 - Reviews: 6987 - Favs: 7,013 - Follows: 3,029 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Wake by Belphegor reviews
One-shot, set roughly ten years after "Wintersmith". Tiffany Aching knew that being the witch of the Chalk meant looking after the dead as well as the living. Even when the dead was a Feegle, and more importantly a friend.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,759 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Tiffany A., Rob Anybody - Complete
Life Goes On by Souzousei reviews
Yoshio Ootori had proposed the arranged engagement, Ranka had accepted. How would their children fair as they're pushed into a marriage neither asked for? KyoxHaru/Lemon warning.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,490 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 278 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
the ABCs and 123s of love by rawrchelle reviews
Neji/Sakura. "That's because he is a sexually deprived man—" "Now, now, I need no implications of how active your sex life is." Of ups and downs, and ins and outs. Oh, there are ins and outs, all right.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,713 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
KOKOMO by ghost.713 reviews
Even vermin have a story.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,916 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Complete
Holiday by popehippo reviews
Holidays can be rough. Even more so when it's a human holiday about romance, ritual and sex and you're... not human. Oneshot, FemShep/Garrus
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,684 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/26/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Something That'll Last by popehippo reviews
A small glimpse into the life of those outside of Commander Shepard's story; based on the interactions of two NPCs in Illium.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Complete
Visitation Rights by firefly reviews
It was ironic that in comparing her friends' lives to soap operas, Ino's own life would suddenly become as surreal as a daytime talk show. Ino. Deidara. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,335 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Ino Y., Deidara
Lotus Resiliens by delectate reviews
Rewrite of S3, post-311. Following the failed attempt to confront the Fire Lord during the Eclipse, Aang and his friends, accompanied by Zuko, must discover a new path towards ending the war - and unraveling the course of their shared destinies. Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 58,807 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Zuko, Katara
Spring Rain and Winter Storms by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Various short oneshots of varying length, theme, and rating. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,968 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
dirty talk by the blanket reviews
CRACK. ONESHOT. SASUSAKU. "So Sasuke-kun," Sakura began, as she did her very best to compose herself. "Let's talk about sex."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
table talk by the blanket reviews
AU. ONESHOT. SASUSAKU with a side of ITACHI. In which two is company and three is clearly a crowd. Really, it was all Sasuke's fault, anyway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Flotilla by callalili reviews
Of patchwork ships and oddities. A collection of unusual pairings from Mass Effect.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,655 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009
Piss Tank by cathedral carver reviews
Sometimes a storm comes on quickly, and when it's over, everything has changed. Written for the LE/SS 2010 Fic Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,725 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Modus Operandi by Pereprin reviews
Humanity's first and last defense faces an uncertain end as Shepard falters in the wake of Saren's destruction. When her resolve begins to shatter, Garrus learns to see what others can not within the woman who has sworn to save the galaxy.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,095 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 1/2/2008 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Acceptable Loss by skybound2 reviews
In war - soldiers die. But when its someone you love...well, that's an entirely different story altogether. Originally written to fill a prompt for the Mass Effect kinkmeme. WARNING: Character deaths.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,662 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Patronuses by hohlagh reviews
Severus learns how to cast the extremely difficult for him Patronus Charm. Fifth year. Drabble. Sev/Lily. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Enemies Like You And Me by WarlordFil reviews
In an alternate universe where the First Contact War never ended, Commander Shepard and Garrus Vakarian meet on the battlefield-as enemies. But destiny will not be denied... Garrus/FemShep, AU. 2 chapters. First story of a series.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,349 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Confessions and Lamentations by Selkit reviews
Squadmates, friends and acquaintances react, in their own words, to the new turn in Garrus and Shepard's relationship. Because everybody's got an opinion. Fem!Shepard/Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,181 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
All it Would Have Taken by Valzen reviews
Have you ever wondered how powerful the words “What if?” truly are? What if Sakura Haruno had flourished a bit early? What if Neji Hyuga hadn’t grown up alone?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,098 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Sakura H., Neji H.
Blackberries and Butterflies by Nyx Nymphette reviews
The dreaded AB bloodtype is harassed yet again, but does Haruhi only see him as the host club's demon lord? Kaoru begins to notice a difference in Kyouya's behavior and attempts to nudge him along towards Haruhi.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,004 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
The Evil Ribbon by elle6778 reviews
Sequel to The Evil Hair Clip. A strand of ribbon leads to a bit of punching, bruising, stalking, running… and kissing. Sakura can only blame herself for it. Non-massacre AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,989 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 107 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Night Before by rebelxxwaltz reviews
It's the night before Anzu's wedding, and she's having some serious doubts. A certain someone shows up and shakes loose memories of an affair, conducted in secret over 4 years and 2 continents. Seto x Anzu. Chapter 20! Reviews are candy... give me candy!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,916 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 6/6/2005 - S. Kaiba, Anzu M./Tea G.
Clean Through by AubreyWitch reviews
She’s not responding, and suddenly he has the irrepressible urge to grab her, crush his lips against hers and taste her. Anything to know she’s real—alive. Contains LEMONS NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,802 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
A Matter of Perspective by Sensoo reviews
Even after finding Sidonis, not everything is right between Shepard and Garrus. Sometimes talking isn't enough to clear the air.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,317 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Restricted Actions by littledollface reviews
When she needed to get a book from the Restricted Section, Hermione thought the worst she’d have to deal with was a crazed librarian bent on revenge. Little did she know a whole other kind of trouble was lying in wait. AU 7th Year, dub-con, language. D/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,099 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Things They Wear by heza08 reviews
A short description of certain items and features worn by the Gaang and what they represent.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Complete
Translation Unnecessary by noobcake reviews
The Normandy's automatic language translation services go offline briefly. FemShep and Garrus benefit immensely.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/5/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Strange Bedfellows by Phoenike reviews
An alternate take on what happened between fem!Shep and Garrus before entering the Omega-4 relay. NuitNuit gave me the title, which is nice.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,193 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - [J. Garson, Garrus V.] - Complete
Trust by KSCrusaders reviews
Trust doesn't come easily to Shepard, but there is one person in the galaxy who has never let her down. Someone she trusts with her life, and gradually, a little more than that. FemShep/Garrus bondage smut, small spoilers for ME2.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,490 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/23/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Vespertine by Cynchick reviews
Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,376 - Reviews: 2246 - Favs: 4,693 - Follows: 1,544 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Atonement by Terra reviews
He counts meals because they don't let him have calendars in Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,285 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
7 Kisses in 7 Years by StarDuchess reviews
Response to DramioneDrabble's 7 Kisses Challenge. Draco and Hermione hate each other, so how come they're kissing? Anti-Romance set complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Echo Location by mongoose-bite reviews
Several breeding requests for Grunt. And one for Shepard. Rated for suggestive content.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/17/2010 - J. Garson, U. Wrex - Complete
The Art of Kissing by foggybythebay reviews
Dramione. A series of 7 oneshots. Written for dramionedrabbles' Valentine2010 Challenge. These shorts are related only in that they share leading characters and a kiss... of sorts. Expect angst, romance, a bit of Harry, and fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,938 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Polar by Bowles reviews
The problem, Scorpius has decided, is that Rose Weasley is magnetic. And it's really getting on his last nerve.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Goodbye by samashhh reviews
...And you told me how you're feeling but I don't believe it's true anymore." Rose has just gotten out of a horrible relationship, she wasn't expecting a heartfelt confession from one Scorpius Malfoy, who just so happens to be her best friend. RWSM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,897 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Flowers by cathedral carver reviews
She was decorated with red roses.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
She Said What? by Zayz reviews
LJ. Lily Evans keeps a diary in her seventh year to chronicle the strange, murky, embarrassing, and sometimes plain crazy events that a young witch set to graduate has to navigate through. Written in the style of 'Bridget Jones's Diary.' R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 313,283 - Reviews: 1691 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 5/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Of Tea, Rebellions, and Becoming a Dragon by Airplane reviews
Zuko and Jin are strong enough to attempt to lead normal lives in Ba Sing Se, and strong enough to fight when the time comes.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,407 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Jin, Zuko - Complete
Seeing the Light by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Hermione breaks it off with Draco. Not that he's bothered. He doesn't need her. He doesn't care if she finds someone else. Wising up is a painful process. Written for Dramione Advent 2009. Merry Christmas!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,664 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 91 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Warmth by Armor of the Gods reviews
Katara becomes envious, greedy, and eventually completely addicted to Zuko's ability to change his body temperature. Complete Zutara. Set between Firebending Masters and Boiling Rock.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,937 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Katara, Zuko
Sealed by sharingank reviews
Series of NaruSaku request drabbles. Possible current manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Eden by obsessmuch reviews
An obsession that destroys everything it touches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 50 - Words: 265,457 - Reviews: 3529 - Favs: 2,281 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Beautiful Things Can Come From The Dark by yesterdayschild4 reviews
He finds her, broken and bleeding, and it will change everything. A rape aftermath story told from Draco Malfoy's POV. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 135,873 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 3,379 - Follows: 1,250 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Scar Tissue by UnagiKeki reviews
Sakura changes Lee's bandages, and realizes what kind of a nurse she really is. SakuLee drabble; give me a break, I have a headcold.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Lee R., Sakura H. - Complete
Field Research by randomsomeone reviews
Reading a smutty book's left Gaara with some questions. Gaara's questions might give Sakura a mental breakdown. GaaSaku, fluffy and completely not serious crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,080 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Magic by littledollface reviews
Draco and Hermione are responsible for taking a few Muggle kids trick-or-treating. It's going to be a disaster, right? AU, complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Perpetuated Myths by leoandsnake reviews
The outcome of the accident is different, and Maverick is left with decisions to make. Maverick/Iceman.
Top Gun - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,805 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Complete
House of Crows by SilverShine reviews
KakaSaku. War is coming to Konoha and Sakura is far from home, uncertain of her future. But one thing is for sure, Sakura will protect her unborn child at all costs, whether it be from Konoha's enemies... or from its own father.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 400,508 - Reviews: 4842 - Favs: 3,616 - Follows: 1,307 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
The Second Child by The Croc Shop reviews
Kidfic, post-film. Like most children, Amanda entertained a certain fondness for stories about herself.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/28/2009 - N. Uhura, Spock - Complete
Always the Light by Treacle Chip reviews
In the midst of the grand scheme of things, there are little moments that no one ever gets to see... Well, almost no one. Zutara, from Appa's point of view.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 60 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Tells by leoandsnake reviews
Iceman likes the multiplication tables because they're simple. He likes Maverick for an entirely different reason. Slash, around 6,000 words.
Top Gun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,293 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Complete
Autassassinophilia by leoandsnake reviews
It's a hot night and Iceman and Maverick set out to make it hotter. One-shot.
Top Gun - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Complete
Erotomania by leoandsnake reviews
... "I guess I see what I want and I go after it." Iceman's pushing Maverick away, and Maverick's pushing right back. One-shot, Iceman/Maverick.
Top Gun - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Complete
Stay Awhile by AubreyWitch reviews
Sakura has plans for Naruto's birthday. NaruSaku, fluff ONE SHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Centerpiece by elle6778 reviews
COMPLETE. Itachi had chosen to involve Sakura in something that he did not wish for in the first place. What he did not expect was for her to quickly become the centerpiece of the events surrounding him. Ita-Saku Non-massacre AU. Sequel to The Chance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 161,015 - Reviews: 1571 - Favs: 2,530 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Submission by elle6778 reviews
Sequel to The Temptation. Naruto and Sakura had a bet going on. But how did Kakashi end up being dragged into it? Kaka/Saku. 50-shinobi Theme No 3: Tossing a Coin.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,995 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Crossed Wires by atruwriter reviews
It all could've been avoided if they'd simply admitted what they were feeling in the first place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/7/2009 - [Charlie W., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Evil Hair Clip by elle6778 reviews
Itachi never paid much attention to the antics of his admirers, including the gifts they sent. However when a gift, presumably from one of them, landed him in hospital, he could no longer disregard it. Non-massacre AU. Ita/Saku. 50 shinobi Theme No: 14
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,834 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 134 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fas est et ab hoste doceri by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Wendy has decided to change the story. The mermaid stabs the prince and saves herself, because maybe, just maybe, Happily Ever After is over rated.
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,851 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Wendy D.
Unexpected by snapealina reviews
Written for Sorting Hat Drabbles on LJ. Prompt: History of Magic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Love Amongst the Embers by delectate reviews
After the Ember Island Players' performance, and with the help of a little rice wine, Zuko and Katara decide to rewrite an alternate ending to their story. Oneshot, Zuko/Katara. Rated M.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,723 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 165 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Kinks by leoandsnake reviews
Maverick and Iceman want to change up their sex life... sort of. M for kinky, graphic gay sex.
Top Gun - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Complete
And Werewolf Makes Three by atruwriter reviews
The man, the monster, and the woman who loves them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/11/2009 - [Hermione G., Remus L.] - Complete
With A Mighty Crash by leoandsnake reviews
Maverick gets tired of waiting for Charlie to give it up and goes after the boy he's sort of had his eye on. Cracktastic Iceman/Maverick, slutty!Maverick.
Top Gun - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Complete
A Very Long Vacation by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Having unwittingly escaped the Uchiha massacre thanks to her eldest son, Mikoto Uchiha returns to a changed Konoha after Sasuke defected. And thus decides to be a mother to her son's best friend-Naruto Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,608 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 1,202 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Naruto U., Mikoto U.
Watching by Cuteblndegoddess reviews
She watched him intently. The book she was reading long forgotten on her lap. Her brow furrowed in concentration. What will happen if he catches her? Mature themes and some non consentual moments. Be advised. Dramione of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,340 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
9 to 5 by delectate reviews
On a tight schedule for training, Aang gets a bright idea. Oneshot, for LJ's 7 Days of Capstara Week. Zuko/Katara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Eight and Eighth by Marmalade Fever reviews
Up from the ashes of seventh year grow the roses of the eighth. Eight students return for their final year at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger would never have thought Draco Malfoy would or could be one of those roses. DMHG, EWE Dramione Awards winner
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 102,455 - Reviews: 3095 - Favs: 5,230 - Follows: 1,782 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Alchemy of Fire: Arc I by Shadowhawke reviews
Arc I of a series: The nature of Fire is that it transforms, and so after their victory the Gaang must deal with the aftermath of ‘peace’ amidst battle, growth, self-discovery, and the startling changes and beauty of love. Based on a slightly AU finale.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 180,945 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Complete
Big Red by El Duque reviews
Naruto's body was destroyed when he was eight years old. Lukily, the unfriendly neighborhood demon gave him a new one. Now, Naruto goes through life as a 500 foot tall fox. Naruto X Multiple Women.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,300 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 1,422 - Follows: 1,425 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Naruto U.
Before The Dawn by Lady Silvamord reviews
Fifteen-year-old Sakura never expected to become a traitor to her village, but in a Konoha ruled by Danzou, she has no other choice. Finding her path entangling with the village's most infamous renegade, though, was another story entirely. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 250,455 - Reviews: 2008 - Favs: 2,787 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Five Times Scorpius Caught Rose Drinking by drcjsnider reviews
Scorpius has serious plans for his life and he is determined that no one, especially Rose Weasley, is going to distract him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Castle by littledollface reviews
Set during HBP, Hermione encounters Draco in the dungeons late at night. And what happens could change everything. Written as a series of drabbles for the dramionedrabble Easter Angst Challenge. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Neither Victory Nor Defeat by DamageCtrl reviews
Post-Series: A brief look at where the characters are and what they are doing going from Ba Sing Se, to a post-war Fire Nation, to a recovering Water Tribe city, and back a mere 3 years later.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,762 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Complete
What had she done? by aGreatPenName reviews
Sakura realized then that she had just sold her soul to a devil in order to stay with this man. And she was going to suffer for it. SakuraxHidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
The Fortune of Mrs Sakura by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,953 - Reviews: 1812 - Favs: 1,847 - Follows: 1,749 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Coconut Shampoo by rawrchelle reviews
Itachi/Sakura. Non-massacre. A paralyzed and nekkid Itachi. Sakura had to bathe him. Not. Cool.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 72 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sevenfold by tectrices reviews
SxA Rainbows and Sins. In 49 pieces, an exploration of everything Azure. Bit 26 posted.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 41,285 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Anzu M./Tea G., S. Kaiba
Found by kc-archive reviews
Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,034 - Reviews: 1634 - Favs: 2,162 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Beyond the Rising Sun by silence.like.sleeping reviews
COMPLETE. Post Series. In the end, it would be about growing up and looking back and moving on and finding out that some things only grow stronger with time. Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 119,592 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 1,406 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - [Zuko, Katara] Aang, Azula - Complete
Memories and Broken Promises by Hikoru Aniki reviews
SakuLee, LeeSaku Memories and broken promises, that’s all they leave you with.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Sakura H., Lee R. - Complete
Dreams by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. “Come with me, Sakura.” His words were so soothing, his touches so intimate, his kisses so real. Or, maybe, she just wanted them to be.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,386 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
springtime of youth by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Ramen-verse Non Massacre AU. In which there is an irked Itachi and a lot of scantily clad men. And no, none of whom are Gai and/or Lee.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,667 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 104 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rendezvous by LemonStar reviews
..Theodore/Hermione.. Even if she did ask him why he constantly pulled her into the dark alcove to kiss the breath from her lungs, she knew that he wouldn't give her a response. Not even he knew the answer.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
The Interior of a Heart by kc-archive reviews
Various Pairings. “It is to the credit of human nature that, except where its selfishness is brought into play, it loves more readily than it hates.” A collection of drabbles, oneshots, and vignettes. Crack pairings with an occasional touch of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 15,905 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 9/8/2007
Neon White by rawrchelle reviews
Neji/Sakura. Sakura’s eyes are green, he realizes. So green.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Team Mentality by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
It had been a really freaking long mission. Gai. Lee. Neji. Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Tenten - Complete
Apologies by Guardian Kysra reviews
Sometimes, it’s hard to say “I’m sorry.” Other times, it’s downright impossible. TeaSeto
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Anzu M./Tea G., S. Kaiba - Complete
Dans l'Affection by Twilight-Imp-626 reviews
It all started with a sneeze." A cute little oneshot about how the Host Club reacts when Haruhi catches a cold. TamaHaru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
The Ronin and the Queen by leafygirl reviews
Hatake Kakashi had entered through that door many times in his long gone past. It was the same door he quietly left through six years before. Now he's returned to a changed Village and the mess he left behind. kakasaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,282 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
hair clip by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku fiesta-verse Non-Massacre AU. Follow up to deep fried vegetables. In which the truth finally comes out. In which the cat is let out of the bag. In which Ino makes a big mistake. In which Naruto is definitely not amused.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,753 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Cabinet Door by lulu42 reviews
It says something about her, she thinks, that the only thing tying her to sanity is a talking dog. Kakashi/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,883 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 142 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Is Six by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
I'm not stupid. I'm six. Naruto. Sasuke. Sakura. Rated for reference to violence
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Itchy Fingers by atruwriter reviews
He loved to draw her. Dean/Hermione - OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,250 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/10/2009 - [Dean T., Hermione G.] - Complete
Dreams by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Ramen-verse Non Massacre AU. Of bedtime and unusual sleeping habits. Poor Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 97 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Widdershins by neech reviews
-Kakasaku- The first time he sleeps with her, he doesn't love her. A non-traditional shinobi love story: because once ninja are involved, the whole process gets a whole lot more complicated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,599 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Miss Scrooge by Azurite reviews
Domino High is home to a modern-day Scrooge on Christmas, but it isn't Seto Kaiba. Azureshipping
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,301 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/1/2009 - [S. Kaiba, Anzu M./Tea G.] - Complete
In Thirteen Steps by Cella N reviews
It doesn't always end up as planed. SHIKAMARU. SAKURA. The road there is the fun part.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,217 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 76 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
Home by kc-archive reviews
Sai & Sakura. He went home and painted fifteen pictures of tigers and dogs and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 61 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
For You: A Little More by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
Yes, Tuesday is the very best of days, he thinks. Lee. Sakura. Neji. Gai
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,512 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Lee R., Sakura H. - Complete
Vertigo by Cynchick reviews
Sakura accepts the most critical and dangerous mission of her life, but the price of success may very well be her soul. When your entire world turns upside down, how do you keep from going under? DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 201,198 - Reviews: 2085 - Favs: 2,876 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Caught by thatreevesgirl reviews
Sakura has always been the object of Naruto’s desire, but what happens when Sakura catches him in the middle of a compromising situation in the woods? NaruSaku Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 173 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Series of Firsts by leafygirl reviews
A series of moments that happen between Sakura and Kakashi on a rotation at an ANBU camp as they discover their dynamic has changed over the years. One Shot. Mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,200 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 2,104 - Follows: 259 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Nymph Hunt by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Sometimes you're a hag in a nymph's body, and sometimes you're just a witch trying to hide the nymph in you... DMHG. Post-DH disregarding epilogue. Written for an exchange, see prompt inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,733 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 1,746 - Follows: 281 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Poor Imitation by leafygirl reviews
Sakura is injured on a mission, forgetting everything she knew of life in Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 88,913 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 2,309 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Flint Grin by LemonStar reviews
..Marcus/Hermione.. He would usually snarl and snap like a caged lion trying to escape its prison. But the instant she was around him, that all disappeared and he would actually smile at her. The Flint grin. Who ever would have thought?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Hermione G., Marcus F. - Complete
All Her Fault by leafygirl reviews
For the Kakasaku Anti-Fic fanfic contest at the Kakasaku FC at narutoforums. Sakura causes some trouble for Kakashi and tries to help him out in her own unique way. Kakasaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,722 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
potato chips by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Ramen-verse Non Massacre AU. Who would have thought that she would gain such approval from his mother just by teaching him how to grocery shop?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,166 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 181 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Can I Keep Her? by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Oneshot. What if Jiraiya and Naruto were in Cloud country when Yugito was about to be nabbed by Akatsuki?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 347 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete
paper fan by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku One day, he simply started to exist, started to breathe, started to live. Only, he was no longer the same. The flip side of a paper fan; same, but different. Changed, by the Gods.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,742 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 106 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dirty Laundry by AubreyWitch reviews
He's bleeding out, and for the life of her, she doesn't know what to do. Confessions in all the wrong places. BI-SHOT. Contains CITRUS. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,862 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Dinner for Two Series by Shadowhawke reviews
Zuko tries to help out in his own fiery way, and discovers a little more about his standing with a certain Waterbender. An evolving Zutara taking place starting from episode 315. A 5 part series of oneshots.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,467 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Katara, Zuko
Folgen Sie Ihrem Traum by Crystal Rose of Pollux reviews
A traveling dance troupe recruits Téa to join them; she accepts, in the hopes of achieving her dream. Seto is on the trail of a fraud bent on ruining him; he wants it to end. Alas, not all dreams come true. Seto/Téa. Complete. *slightly edited 11/20/09*
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,348 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Anzu M./Tea G., S. Kaiba - Complete
Hidden In The Walls of Hogwarts by slasher454 reviews
Hermione has a rather unexpected encounter in the dungeons late one night. Rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 86 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Ramen by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non Massacre AU. Their unlikely love story started inside a Ramen Bar, of all places. She had yelled her confession to him for the world to hear, but he had walked away. Of course, he hadn't known then how determined she could be.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,152 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
IcyHot by PaulThomasAnderson reviews
A Zutara love epic. RxR plz
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
50 Themes Goku x ChiChi by ElfPrincessKitty reviews
The fifty theme challenge I did for livejournal. Tons of fun to write. Hope you guys enjoy our favorite couple!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Goku, Chi-Chi - Complete
Post Expire Affliction by KillRomantic reviews
There are people who walk through life undetected and then there are people who leave imprints behind. Theodore Nott had no intention of being seen, however, managed to create impressions regardless.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Theodore N. - Complete
The Melancholy of Toph Bei Fong by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Toph is a girl on a mission, and no amout of cosmic energy or divine interfence is going to stop her. Watch out, Avatar-verse, The Cleaning Brigade is on the job!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,926 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
The Air We Breathe by hasu86 reviews
The first time she saw him was when she was five. The second time he was already in too deep. And the third time her young heart was stolen. Non-Massacre. Ita/Saku. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,265 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,898 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Rules of Engagment by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Things are never allowed to just be easy.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Coming Right Up! by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
As Toph gathers her team, Zuko and Katara share a moment of almost-could-be's amid wooden spoons and measuring cups.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
The Do's and Don'ts by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Toph's got some very strict specifications about who can - and CAN'T - date Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 136 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Water girl and Fire Boy by Aqualoner reviews
Because they are more alike then they think and that matters. Zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
The Seventh Time by Agitated Brains reviews
She traced the line where healthy skin met burnt. Zutara. A little idea I had. Please no flames. Enjoy.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
Truth in Misconceptions by Trapped in Icy Flame reviews
They made assumptions about what the girls were born to do. There was some truth in their misconceptions.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
An Honest Mistake by dave-d reviews
Tsunade has Sai address an assembly of shinobi, giving them all a chance to get to know him better. A misunderstanding on his part leads him to say things he shouldn't have. UPDATE: three separate stories in this continuum have been consolidated here.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,848 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Complete
Blind Alley by Capt.Planet reviews
Time with the Host Club has brought Haruhi to an emotional impasse.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Stormbenders by Fandomme reviews
S3 AU from FBM. Deep in the Fire Nation jungle, the Gaang meets a group of rogue water ninja who send Zuko and Katara on a mission to retrieve Ozai's secret battle plans.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 171,033 - Reviews: 2987 - Favs: 4,911 - Follows: 1,423 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
ribbon by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku She had been subdued, kidnapped, humiliated, and dragged all the way into god knows where just for…this… Him. The kunoichi is not amused.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,067 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 71 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Beaches and Icebergs by 3VAD127 reviews
A Sukka story set during "Southern Raiders." Suki and Sokka want to go all the way, but Suki's having some second thoughts. This is how Sokka convinced Suki otherwise and what REALLY happened after Zuko left Sokka's tent. A little smutty with refs to sex.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Sokka, Suki - Complete
applesauce by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku A name. It was all he could give to her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Reading Ahead of the Lines by Kurozakura reviews
This fic is something of a sequel to Reading Between the Lines. Neji's ANBU team is sent to investigate Deidara's explosion and comes across Team Kakashi in hot pursuit of Sasuke and Itachi. The chase is on, but who are the hunters and who are the hunted?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,856 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Don't Say a Word by Coley Merrin reviews
In the midst of great danger, Zuko struggles with his desire for Katara, while her mind is clouded with the secrets of her unborn child. Zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,804 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Menagerie – A Collection of Naruto Shorts by Wicked Innuendo reviews
An ongoing collection of Naruto shorts featuring drabbles based on GENMA, NARUTO, INO, SAKURA, ITACHI, KAKASHI, JIRAIYA and other characters in a variety of situations from comedy to angst to fluff and so on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,522 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 11/14/2004
Gravity by floorcoaster reviews
It's about arranging stacks of books, wall colours, and jumping off a cliff. Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 87,155 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 2,309 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Comfortable by Capt.Planet reviews
She is not so sure where they are, but she accepts where she wants them to be.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Sakura H., Lee R. - Complete
Regarding Smiles by KillRomantic reviews
In which Blaise Zabini elaborates why a smile is a girl’s best feature.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
Hokage sama by SilverShine reviews
Every Hokage needs his assistant. KakaSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,210 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 2,596 - Follows: 430 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Nymph by SilverShine reviews
To her it is as natural as breathing. She wouldn't know how to keep men from adoring her, even if she tried. KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,412 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Marionette by Kineticfairy reviews
Tears seeped through tightly closed eyes, lining thick eyelashes and it all went unnoticed by the only man she could ever love, she really was a slave to him in every way. Inspired by Nightwish .:SasuSaku, NejiSaku, AU:.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 129,903 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Asphyxiation by F.M. Wrights reviews
ItaSaku: Itachi is the predator, Sakura is the prey. Lines between good and wrong get blurred beyond belief from time to time until there really is no more separation between right and wrong, just perspective and opinion.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Curtain call the final act by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Sequel to heart strings. They were never meant to be together. Fate was doing everything possible to tear them apart, but one thing binds them closer than never before. As long as hope never dies, life continues to blossom.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 132,267 - Reviews: 1769 - Favs: 1,458 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Better than One by CrowCake reviews
Gai recognized the boy the second he saw him. He was his clone, his twin, his son.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
Painted by Capt.Planet reviews
The lines on his face fascinate her,so Sakura decides she must know more about them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Kankuro, Sakura H. - Complete
Breathing by Miyazaki A2 reviews
Sakura and Lee go on a non-date and she discovers exactly what he means to her. Set during the time-skip. First person, present-tense. Inhale. Exhale. LeeSaku SakuLee
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,727 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Sakura H., Lee R. - Complete
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Harmless Games by prelusion reviews
It's a beautiful spring day and the Gryffindor 6th years are playing a not-so harmless game of Truth or Dare that has some unexpected effects on Hermione.... TN/HG oneshot for now
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Bromance by Jakia reviews
crack!fic. SPOILERS FOR THE BOILING ROCK! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! Zuko: Sokka and Hakoda approved! Poor Katara. zutara, sukka, hinted sokzu
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
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open (dry) bar reviews
Technically she hadn't gotten in bed with a demon—but that didn't make the next morning any easier. GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/18/2019 - [Sakura H., Gaara] Kankuro - Complete
a crow is perched reviews
War veterans never got any real sleep. War heroes never got any real peace. Being in the unfortunate position of claiming both titles meant Itachi got neither, and no real future after all that. Post-WWI Prohibition AU. Itachi Uchiha and Hana Inuzuka.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2019 - [Hana I., Itachi U.] - Complete
between (our two bloods mingled be) reviews
Naruto learns a lot of things about love and relationships after the war. Naruto, Gaara, and Sakura. Polyamory fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/23/2019 - [Gaara, Naruto U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Magnetized reviews
A lab experiment goes wrong, leaving Sakura a sex-crazed fiend. Determined to find a cure, she stalks the Akatsuki HQ looking for a way to alleviate her unexpected problem. Beware this plotless filth, oh innocent browser. Your life will never be the same. UPDATE 11/2019: Went back and cleaned this up, fixed Konan's chapter, adjusted the ending. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,237 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 11/9/2019 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Deidara, Konan - Complete
She Names the Tarantula Pudding reviews
Shino and Sakura visit a traveling insect zoo. Prompt fill.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/3/2019 - [Shino A., Sakura H.] - Complete
The Opposite of Good is Drowning reviews
Sakura was only six when she met the boy she was supposed to marry. Plucked overnight from her home in Konoha, she and her family have returned to the windswept land of her mother's birth to suffer an old punishment and to pay an even older debt. GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,793 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/30/2019 - Published: 10/17/2019 - Sakura H., Gaara, Mebuki H. - Complete
The Fisherman's Wife, and Also Husband reviews
When Sakura needs a wedding venue to marry her two best boys, the choice is easy! Because there's only one choice that will (1) do the thing and (2) not get them arrested. Sakura/Itachi/Kisame
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/27/2019 - [Sakura H., Kisame H., Itachi U.] Kakashi H. - Complete
The Medical Ninja's Guide to Romance reviews
About three things Sakura Haruno was absolutely positive. First, nailing the Kazekage on the floor of a greenhouse had not awakened anything in her whatsoever. Second, she absolutely did not have a crush on Gaara, as this was scientifically and morally impossible. Third, Sakura was unconditionally and irrevocably an idiot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,141 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/15/2019 - Published: 8/27/2019 - [Gaara, Sakura H.] Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
That You Might Live reviews
A magical experiment in memory tests the limits of sisterhood and forgiveness between Celestia and Luna. And this time, there are no Elements of Harmony to save them. This time, they have only one another, and the terrible guilt that binds them together.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,003 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Princess Celestia, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon - Complete
Rememory reviews
Genfic. Fluttershy remembers, Applejack takes a break, Pinkie Pie lives, Rarity gains her confidence, Rainbow Dash learns how to play football, and Twilight tempts her inner monster.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Complete
Didn't See That Coming reviews
Metro Man flies in to the rescue and comes across something wholly unexpected.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Laundry Day reviews
Pre-movie. Minion takes care of some everyday minion business while the boss is away.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Minion - Complete
You Stole My Village Bicycle reviews
A series of unconnected Sakura-centric drabbles and oneshots, some with pairings and some not. An experiment in boundaries and style. Now with properly-spelled titles.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,759 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Sakura H.
Versatility reviews
Persistence, Petulance, and Versatility. How they all came together and fell apart. DeiSakuLee.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,572 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Wild Goose Chase reviews
What is at first a small gathering of friends for a surprise birthday party quickly careens out of control into the realm of the surreal. Witness the horror of bikinis, wedding cakes, expensive champagne, and cheap strippers. Yamato and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,848 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Yamato, Sakura H. - Complete
The Price of Life reviews
Hospital beds, incubators filled with accidental children, glowing women cutting out grocery coupons, thirty-five thousand dollars, super sperm, and a shared afternoon. This is the price of life. Kakuzu and Sakura, and unashamed crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Kakuzu, Sakura H. - Complete
Miriam's Well reviews
What started out as a supposedly chance encounter turned into a rather disquieting experience at a resort, and then everything got turned upside down. Hidan and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,147 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Abendrot reviews
The myths of Molly Pitcher both intrigued and inspired Sakura Haruno. That explained a lot right now. It didn’t quite explain, however, why that strange Deidara person had come out of nowhere and started shooting at her with a very big gun. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,952 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Two to Tango reviews
When Deidara and Sakura enroll in a dance class to learn the Merengue, neither of them quite expect what happens next. Or after that. In fact, the whole thing was just plain random.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
A Reason for Madness reviews
There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. Sakura, Deidara, and Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Roora reviews
Kisame and Sakura. "It could be said plain and simply that everyone was considering calling the whole thing off."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,544 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Sakura H., Kisame H. - Complete
A Taste of StarClan reviews
Drabbles and oneshots depicting the many adventures untold in the Warriors series. Many cats, many stories to tell. Sometimes wisdom transcends from experience, but other times you can receive it from those who have experienced.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
The Love Shack reviews
Shacks can be a bit drafty, but you'll find that if you're needing them for only one purpose, they can be quite convenient. Kisame and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,215 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sakura H., Kisame H. - Complete
Trash Can Shinobi reviews
Sakura ventures out the back door to take out the trash and gets the scare of her life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Sakura H., Kisame H. - Complete
The Vitality of Being Eloquent reviews
Daichi centric, an augmented version of number nine in A Temporary Madness. Daichi is pulling all his oratory skills out of his back pocket for this one, folks. How else could he explain why the Akatsuki complex was burned to the ground?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
It Was Very Late and I Was Not Thinking Clearly reviews
It came from the bed. It was tired of being chained to the bedpost. It wanted to watch the Weather Channel. It wanted sex. The only question is: will the stove explode and set the surrounding houses on fire? Kisame and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Sakura H., Kisame H. - Complete
A Temporary Madness reviews
In a place where neither of them belong, they both find room to belong to one another. Deidara and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,830 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
My Prickly Furball reviews
A Firestar centered 50 Sentences on his life from kittypethood to after his life in The New Prophecy.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Firestar, Sandstorm - Complete
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