Voldy's Worst Nightmare
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Author has written 17 stories for Harry Potter, Merlin, Torchwood, Robin Hood BBC, Sherlock Holmes, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Doctor Who, Transformers, Star Trek: 2009, and Supernatural.

Warning- this profile is random and might offend people without a sense of humor, people who don't like other people having opinions and Polititions. if you are any of the above please to not read further. If you are not but still find this profile offensive then do not complain or say that i didn't warn you because i did- i may even be offensive to fellow british subjects. Thou hast been warned.

In the deepest, darkest corner of the Underworld lies a cave. In this cave a consciousness lies, waiting for a mortal to aid its rising. Welcome, mortal. I have been expecting you.

Shut up Kronos! (blasts him and scatters him across the universe) We've talked about this. Sorry about that - he's been trying to find another person to bring him back to destroy Olympus. Anyway; I'm Voldy's Worst Nightmare, RRA girl and insane fan of the Percy Jackson Series! Welcome to my little patch of FanFiction!

About me

i look like myself, i have a life, i go to school, i have a family and i have friends.

wasn't that interesting?

actally about me

Fanfiction name: Voldy's Worst Nightmare

Previously: Diamondchild

real name: (Suspicious) Why do you want to know?

age: depends on which time I'm in; in some times I'm not even born :P

birthday: 15th October

fave sites: www.Fanfiction.net, www.Fictionpress.com.

name on Fictionpress: Same as on here - Voldy's Worst Nightmare

siblings: Mystical-magickal-wytch.

friends: Annabelle Marie Ruby Potter.

people i think are awesome: F-14 Ace, Emerald Tiara, Padfoot and Stacey, Premza Witch of Wierdos, TravelingGossip

favourite saying: "the more you study, the more you learn. the more you learn, the more you forget. so why study?"

hobbies: reading, writing, drawring, playing the piano, riding my bike, going on my rollerblades and singing.

Fabourite book: Sweep, harry potter, skellig, unicorn chronicles, abhorsen, sabriel, lirael, Xanth, pern, HIS DARK MATERIALS! eragon, Tunnels, Deeper (i read too much!), Scarlett, the gift series, LOTR (i tried but failed to read the second one after just about surviving the wandering-off-at-tangents in the first :P)

favourite programmes: Blackadder, stargate SG1, MERLIN (Squeeeee!!), Doctor who, torchwood, Sarah Jane adventures, Law and Order

favourite films: POTC, LOTR, harry potter movies (yes all of them though i don't understand why harry didn't just accio the golden egg...), X-men (i'm sad, i know) and stormbreaker (OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!! SOO COOL!) and Twilight... is okay i guess... OH! and STAR TREK! YAY!!

pet hates: VALENTINE'S DAY!! (grrness upon it!), exams (Eugch! "Pulls a face")

Pets: Cat; Lucy, Dogs; Benji and Pippin, and some fish (and frogs!)

favourite pairings

eragon pairings

Eragon/anyone but Arya - hello? they don't suit each other!

Murtagh/Me - just because.

Nasuada/King Orin - just because I can and it's fricken' hilarious

harry potter pairings

harry/OC (Preferably one who drives him insane

ron/hermione

Oliver/Me (i am a die-hard Oliver wood fan)

Cedric/My sister (or else she will kill me)

scrimgeor/umbridge/Fudge - just because she's ridiculous and so are they - perfect pairing!

Harry/Draco (only if well-written, because i have seen some very funny Harry/Draco fics before. :P)

profile thingies

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (LOOOOOOONG list; Eragon, Harry Potter, Skellig, PotC, horses, animals in general, the list goes on... and on... and on...)

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are proven to be a "mythical" creature copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are crazy and pround of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you have never had a boyfriend and don't plan to just yet then copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your pen-name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, Miss Apple , warm summer days, Diamondchild

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. or if, like me, you aren't american and ould also be laughing. XD

If you have an army of blue snails with battleaxes at your command, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

It you have ever tripped over a cordless phone ,copy and paste this into your profile (ehehe, whoops)

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (ARMY CADETS cough, CHAVS! (I think that's preps in America.))

if you have ever mimicked a chav/prep then copy this into your profile. BRRAP MAN!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile. LAURA/BOO/BOB!

Murtagh is cool, if you are part of the Murtagh fanclub copy and paste this into your profile.

Arya is a sue, if you agree and wish to join the anti-sue organisation copy this into your profile.

ERAGON IS SUCH A BABY!! if you agree that he should start growing up copy this into your profile.

If you think that some people are hypocrites (Politicians, for starters) copy this into your profile.

If you are a big fan of F-14 Ace's parody works (e.g: Eragon vs the ultimate evil 1 and 2) then copy this into your profile to express your admiration!

I am SINGLEANDPROUD! If you are SINGLEANDPROUD copy this into your profile!

Homophobia is WRONG! If you think that Homophobics violate the rights of humans copy this into your profile!

If you know someone who is gay, copy this into your profile, if you know more than one, state the number; 3

extra stuff that you should know...

my faveorite words are Vamouse(sp?) and Blippip i love the potter puppet pals. here is the proof.

www.potterpuppetpals.com

it's funny

HATE IT!! HATE IT!!

homwork!! eugh!!

hmm... err... i know!! THE DRAGONOLOGY BOOK!! it SOOOOOOOO takes the mick out of dragons. GRRR

spiders (only if there on the bed post)

snakes (only if they can kill you)

Hated Pairings

eragon pairings

Eragon/ Arya (Hate it! no wait. HATE HER!)

Murtagh/Nasuada - C'mon! they DON'T WORK TOGETHER! they haven't even met! although, i have seen some funy ones, which I tend to turn a blind eye to the fact that it's Mursuada for :P

this may sound sick but i've seen it done before:

eragon/izlanzadi (shudders)

harry potter pairings

harry/ginny (HATE IT!!)

Harry/Hermione

Ron/Harry

Sirius/harry

boy/house elf

girl/house elfi'm not homophobic, but Harrius is wrong, because Sirius is old enough to be harry's dad, and Harron is just wrong... especially seeing as Ron is crazy about Hermione. i have seen some rather hilarious Harry/Draco fics, which made me nearly die laughing :P

Torchwood

Janto

Gwack

Gwackto

Towen

and now for the quotes:

"when life gives you lemons, throw them back and laugh" inheritence forums, a person's signature.

"taste the rainbow, eat crayons." a skin on bebo

"OMG!! that scared the hell out of me!!" me when watching doctor who- Blink. (the one with the weeping angels)

"Anyway, got to go, things happening... 4 things and a ... umm... lizard." The doctor, doctor who- Blink.

"Don't Blink, Don't even Blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't Look away don't touch them and DON'T BLINK!! good luck." The doctor, doctor who- Blink.

"you know, i really like nuts. nuts? nuts? i love nuts. peanuts, walnuts any kind of nuts. they drive me crazy. crazy? crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a big white room. i loved that room. i DIED in that room. they buried me six feet underground. there were two flowers there. one grew up, one grew down. they drove me nuts. nuts? nuts? i love nuts..." once again, inheritance forums. a person's signature.

"Meganschmerzen! a pain that you get from eating Megans! because let's face it, we don't taste very nice." my friend Megan

"right, now we need a name...

CAFFIENE!

works for me!" Aachen trip, my sister went there.

"Let's play truth or dare, or let's just play dare because no one tells the truth anymore." someone on bebo.

" Lily pads are evil, they just don't know it. And they watch you with their cunning little eyes, and cackle to themselves when they tangle up your fishing line... I just know it!" an awesome person on the Murtagh fangirl forum.

"if you think i'm crazy now, you should see me when i have a suger high!" me.

"you laugh at me because i'm different, i laugh at you because you're all the same" Art teachers class room roof, on the inside. she lets people draw on it in year 11.

"stop reading the ceiling and get on with your work!" also in art teachers classroom.

"yes, i know i'm crazy... live with it." me.

"orange juice owns your soul!" sweep, random parodies. by nofurylikewiccansscorned

"slytherins are NOT people, feel free to kill them at will." gred and forge's manual for life by The Dread Pirate Vladimir

"I AM THE DRAGON EXPERT AND I SAY THIS BOOK IS LIES!! ALL LIES!!" me after I read the dragonology book.

"and now for the news... THE DEAD WALK THE EARTH!" Corpse Bride.

"i'm mr.dumbness. come to my house for tea or whatever" on to closet world! by nullum gratitum

"Aragorn: I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails; when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship; but it is not this day--an hour of wolves and shattered shields as the age of Men comes crashing down--but it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth--I bid you stand! Men of the West!"

"Pippin: I didn't think it would end this way...

Gandalf: End?... No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path...One that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all changes to silver glass...And then you see it.

Pippin: What? Gandalf?...See what?

Gandalf: White shores... And beyond. The far green country under a swift sunrise.

Pippin: Well, that isn't so bad.

Gandalf: No...No it isn't."

"Theoden: ...Forth and fear nodarkness!... Arise, arise, Riders of Theoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered...A sword day, a red day 'ere the sun rises!... Ride now, ride now, ride, ride for ruin and the world's ending!... Death!

Rhohirrim: Death!

Theoden: Death!

Merry: Death!

Eowyn: Death!

Theoden: Death! Forth Eorlingas!... Charge!"

"Gimli: I never though I'd die fighting side by side with an elf

Legolas: How about side by side with a friend?

Gimli: Aye. I could do that."

"Gimli: That's a thing unheard of. An elf go under ground, when a dwarf dare not? I'll never hear the end of it."

"Elizabeth Swann: There will come a moment when you have a chance to do the right thing.

Jack Sparrow: I love those moments...I like to wave at them as they pass by."

"Gimli:Nobody tosses a dwarf."

"Gimli: Toss me.

Aragorn: What?

Gimli: I can not jump such a distance. Toss me. One more thing, don't tell the elf.

Aragorn: Not a word."

"Gimli: Couldn't you have picked a better spot?

Gimli: What's going on out there?

Legolas: Would you like me to describe to you? Or shall I go find a box?

Gimli: Heh heh heh"

"Faramir: And who are you? His body guard?

Sam: His gardener."

"Sam: (sobbing) Do you remember the Shire, Mr. Frodo? It'll be spring soon. And the orchards will be in blossom. And the birds will be nesting in the hazel thicket. And they'll be sowing the summer barley in the lower fields... and eating the first of the strawberries with cream. Do you remember the taste of strawberries?

Frodo: No, Sam. I can't recall the taste of food... nor the sound of water... nor the touch of grass. I'm... naked in the dark. There's... There's nothing. No veil between me and the wheel of fire. I can see him... with my waking eyes.

Sam: Then let us be rid of it... once and for all. Come on, Mr. Frodo. I can't carry it for you... but I can carry you!"

"Aragorn: Let's hunt some orc."

"Captin Jack Sparrow: Look what I've got! (adopts sing-song voice) I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it?"

"Gimli: Certainty of death, small chance of success! What are we waiting for?"

"The worlds shortest story; once upon a time there was an end." me.

"say say, eunachee. snip snip." Jack- SORRY!- CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow

“They look funny. They talk funny. They act funny. They taste funny. And they fight like girls“- a dragon’s opinion of a human

"Eragon: Ooooh! Shiny blue sword!
Saphira: Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuue...
Galbatorix: These people are idiots.
Eragon: Shut up! At least we don't have stupid nicknames like Galby, or Galbasaurus!
Galbatorix: Where did you hear Galbasaurus?
Eragon: I made it up... BUT IT STILL COUNTS!"- random stupid conspiracy theories on inheritance forums

“Gon-gon? WTF?!”- My reaction to a random nickname for Eragon.

“Weeeeee! Rory-roo!”- My random nickname for Roran.

“Galbatron, Galbasaurus, Galbachicken, Galbacheeseburger, Galbanumpty, Galby-roo!“- More random nicknames for Galby.

“I’m Charlie,

And I’m Aimee,

And we’re SAFFY’S ANGELS!”- Charlie and Aimee going hyper.

"Seven for the dwarf lords... so they would stop complaining that we never send them birthday presents." random LOTR piccie. it's really funny=D

"O.K, i am now going to touch every statue i come across to see if they send me somewhere back in time!" me after watching Blink.

"'use this, when he comes at you with his sword raised, act on instinct.'

'My instinct is to kill.'

'don't worry about it, Lanor's the best Swordsman i know.'

'you can't have met many decent swordsmen then.'" Lealin and Kreal, Chapter 3 of hunted gift. Hunted gift is my story that i'm writing. Chapter 3 is called, "Learning to fight.".

"Wonderful things happen when you press the on/off button." my sister to my dad after he couldn't get my gran's old iMac to start up.

"Where did the two bald gentlemen go?" the king in 'Secrets of Alchemy', a play my friend had to see for her Drama GCSE.

"He's proper crispy duck now!" my friend Jacob when we were all rehearsing the last few scenes of Blue Remembered Hills for our GCSE performance

"Gisbourne: you're marrying that thing?

Voldy: "produces chainsaw" do you want to rephrase that while you still have your health? "revvs chainsaw"

Gisbourne: Umm... forget i said it.

Voldy: Wise decision" long story... the RRA forum. basics of survival: NEVER insult an RRA girl with a chainsaw :)

"My motto for life: it doesn't take long to remind a man where his 'jewels' are" me... several times

"When there's a will, i want to be in it" A facebook flair.

"If you're reading this, you're still alive... good for you!" again, a flair

"Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. so study hard and be evil" another flair

"8 billion points from Slytherin because Snape's nose is bothering me." another flair... i have a lot of these.

"That was a mean, low, sneaky, underhanded trick! And I'm quite pleased with myself." yes - another flair

"Why kill them with kindness when you can use an axe?" another flair... and me, actually... scaring a friend of mine before i discovered this flair

"i think therefore i'm dangerous." Flair again.

"five hundred thousand points from gryffindor!" for once, not flair (although there is one!) this is from potter puppet pals.

"Is it a young adult vampire romance novel?" Ron Weasley in Potter Puppet Pals: Snape's Diary. very funny and clever twilight reference!

"I see no good reason to act my age!" both me and a flair. don't ask.

"'Harriet Jones, former Prime Minister'

'Yes, we know who you are'" best doctor who quote of all time! with the exception of -

"Hey! i'm the doctor! i can save the universe using a kettle and some string and look at me! i'm wearing a vegetable!" - this one. awesomeness incarnate.

"Je-fu-fu... Dun-HAM... Dot COM!" Peanut... awesomeness.

"If Bella ends up with Edward... i get the hot werewolf!" i just thought this one was funny... although the description of the werewolf is very accurate...

"Drink Coffee! do stupid things faster and with more energy!" another flair.

"I don't know what scares me more... that your mam worked you out ten years before you did or that fourteen-year-old Ianto Jones used the phrase 'Poptastic Danceability' without getting beaten up," Torchwood. another awesome programme... RTD SHOULD NEVER HAVE KILLED IANTO!!

"'No'

'Explain yourself'

'I said No'

'What is the meaning of this negative?'

'it means No'" Daleks do not understand the meaning of no, do they?

"Whoever likes twilight clearly hasn't read the Night World Series yet..." a flair. very true, but i like both... and Darren Shan... i'm a very rounded human being!

"'Any particular reason why you enjoy bullying me so much?'

'because it's fun'

'No, Perry, it's not fun, you only think it's fun because you're such a moron you have nothing better to do with your life than to pick on girls.'

'... shut up'

'see? i out-smarted you so you told me to shut up because you have nothing better to say'

'shut up you ginger witch.'

'one. not ginger, thank you, blonde. two, not a witch in the green-skinned sense of the word. witch was used to describe anyone who was not of the christian religion.'

'shut up.'" i was... debating... the concept of bullying with a moron in my year who has dedicated his school career to making my life miserable... doesn't work! i just annoy him more.

"Herecy doesn't exist. it doesn't exist because a heretic is someone who does not follow a specific religion. in the opinion of a vast majority of religions, anyone who does not follow their way of life is a Heretic. therefore, Herecy is based on opinion, therefore it is an idea. ideas don't physically exist, therefore Herecy doesn't exist." me confusing my family and friends with my awesome powers of thought.

"I'm a girl! no, no. there's something important - i'm, i'm (TARDIS Judders) HA! Crashing!" 11th Doctor!

"ensign authorisation code, nine five wictor wictor two" Chekov from Star Trek - i love him, he's adorable! :P

"Sssssshhhhhhhhhhhhiiimmmmmerrrrrr!" David Tennant as the Doctor - will miss you David!

"Can I have an apple? all i can think about... apples... like a craving... that's new i've never had cravings before,"

"Epilogue of 'The Pandorica Opens': "So now what?" A random alien asks from the back of the many off-world soldiers that had gathered to watch the Doctor be sealed away in the Pandorica. There was a pause as the aliens regarded each other, before... "Exterminate!" "Delete!" "Fire!" "Attack!" "Destroy!"

So much for the Alliance..." My friend Maple after watching 'The Pandorica Opens'

"I don't know it's a thing in progress! Respect the thing!" Matt Smith as the doctor in one of the angel episodes, the second one; I can't remember the name :P

"'What are you?'

'Funny you should ask that; you'd think most people would recognise a badger when they saw one,'" Narnia, Prince Caspian, Caspian and Trufflehunter.

"'you are a mouse'

'you people have no imagination!'" Reepicheep and a Telmarine in Prince Caspian.

"'Get that out of my face,'

'It's not in your face it's in my hand'

'Get what's in your hand out of my face,'" Watson and Holmes in the Holmes film.

"HELLO SWEETIE" the writing on the oldest cliffs in history in 'The Pandorica Opens'

"'You graffitied the oldest cliffs in history'

'you didn't answer your phone'" the Doctor and River in 'The Pandorica Opens'

"AND JUST FOR THE RECORD THERE ISN'T ANYTHING EFFEMINATE ABOUT ME OK??? #ding!# OOOOOH!!! risottorisottorisotto!!!!" the Ghost of Christmas Present in Nan's Christmas Carol - he's a legend :P

conspiricies for fanatics that i think you should know about

harry potter

Snape is gay.

dumbledore is dumb

Crabbe/Goyle, need i say more?

Dumbledore has drugs in his sherbert lemons.

more soon!

Eragon

the Ra'zac are hamathrodytes (sp?)

Galby is a pothead.

more soooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

Crossover

Voldy and Galby are in a homosexual relationship. (me and my sister made this one up)

random spin-off song for as long as until i can be bothered to think up a new one.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Sugar is sweet,

and Harry is too!

But the Roses are wilting

the Violets are dead,

the Sugarbowl's empty,

like Malfoy's head

last one

Malfoy is our king, Malfoy is our king,

'cause he always lets Harry win,

that's why Skye and Daisy sing,

MALFOY IS OUR KING!!

Malfoy was not born a king,

he spent his life inside a bin,

that's why Skye and Daisy sing

MAAAAAAAAALLLLFOY IIIIIIIIIIIS OOOOOOUUUUUUUUURRRRRR KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!

incredibly random song

old king cole was a merry old soul, and a merry old soul was he!

he got up in the middle of the night to go to the lavet'ry

the door was wide and open,

the lights were dark and dim,

there was a crash and then a splash,

oh my god! he's fallen in!

random websites you should visit, just for randomness.

www.shurtugal.com

www.potterpuppetpals.com

www.mugglenet.com

www.mugglespace.com

stories and statuses

1) Draco's b-days= in progress, next up is VOLDY! on Haitus

2) HP and the murderous author= also in progress. next up is a brick etc. have finished the chappie at last!! ahem, now i have to find it. on Haitus

3) the raya adventures.= in progress, chappy 3 up! I got my first negative comment. from someone called 'HeartFout and the voices in his head'. may i just make it perfactly clear, Heartfout, that you need to give me a reason as to why you hate that story. then I know what to change. unless it's the randomness. also, in answer to your question about how i wrote so many sues into that fic: BY USING A KEYBOARD!! also, sues? sues? what are sues in this fic? Raya and the gang are NOT perfect in any way whatsoever, and Raya is always getting into trouble. i got into trouble once. i said 'puke' in tutor one day. everyone thought it as funny, except the teacher... On Haitus

4) Eragon and the spray paints= chappie 2 is up! chappie 3 will have Eragon and Murty back together!! YAY!! and then there's the green highlighter again... On Haitus

randomness

HAIL THE ALMIGHTY SPOON! DESTROY THE FORK, FOR THE FORK IS ENEMY OF THE SPOON REPUBLIC!!

HAIL THE SPOON REPUBLIC!!

Brom's last seven words were:

"listen, dude, seriousely. get a breath mint."

The Fic awards

most funny MSN parody fic author is: scorp890

most random authoress is: Annabelle marie ruby potter

funniest sweep parody: the random parodies by nofurylikewiccanscorn.

Funniest Eragon senseless violence award: F-14 Ace- Eragon verses the ultimate evil 1 and 2

Best Eragon Galby daughter Sue fic: Taisaya-Ryu

Funniest two-girls-go-to-Alageasia-and-annoy-the-crap-out-of-everyone fic: Emerald Tiara

MORE SOON!

W tever you do, DON'T CLICK ON T S!!

IMPORTANT MESSAGE! 19th FEB 07

THIS WEEK WILL NOT HAVE ANY STORIES POSTED BECAUSE IT'S EXAM WEEK! (GRRNESS UPON EXAM WEEK!)

i'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! no more exams for the rest of the year!

below are things i like;

Titanic, Fighter jets of any discription (hehe, i'm an air cadet), purple, Chocolate, fanfiction (DUH!), stories in general, sugary sweets in general

below are things i don't like;

J. Bruce Ismay (don't start me on a rant about how much i hate his guts), the iraq war, Salem witch trials, witch trials in general, homework, exams

below is a list of things that SATs stand for;

Stupid Annoying Test,

S&£y Annoying Tests,

Stupid Annoying Teachers,

Some Aggresive Torture,

more soon!

And the random word is...

SPOODLESPORKNOODLE

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http://www.fanfiction.net/topic/4854/1860676/32/#3540135

PLEASE NOTE: I do not tend to update my fanfictions... at all... for ages, so please bare with me when i have a fanfic posted.

ALSO PLEASE NOTE: I am a prous member of the RRA... mess with the girls and we come after you... with baseball bats... and squirrels... you have been warned.

On the RRA, I am married to: Merlin, Midshipman Wellard off Hornblower, Oliver Wood, Killian from the Wicca series, Prince Caspian, Archer from Robin hood, and a vulcan character from Paula545's fic in progress, that i invented as my character's love interest (My character is Kit :P), Toby Zed from doctor who's the impossible Planet and the Satan Pit, Dorian Gray from the latest Dorian Gray movie, Alec from Twilight and Chekov from the star Trek 2009 movie. i have also claimed several other hot people including Ash Redfern. hands off! he's MINE!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

important notice!!

i am officially warning you all that i have a tendency to update like crazy, then get a new idea and leave the old fic and start a new one. as you can probably see the amount of fics i've completed are minimal. i'm working on it!

List your top twelve favorite Doctor Who in no particular order: (okie dokie! this is gonna be fun XD)

1. Eleventh Doctor

2. Ianto Jones (he’s in the one where Davros steals the earth IT COUNTS!!!! :P)

3. Rory Williams

4. Tenth Doctor

5. Donna Noble

6. The Daleks (just ‘cause I can XD)

7. Amy Pond

8. Ninth Doctor

9. Ballacafalatta (yeah I can’t spell his name but he’s AWESOMES!!!!!)

10. Captain Jack

11.River Song

12. The Master (I'm sorry, I had to. xD)

Have you ever read a five/eleven fic before?

#sniggers# you’re kidding right? They’ve never even met each other and Donna’s married!

Do you think three is hot?

Meh, he’s okay, but he’s more Mapley’s type than mine :P

What would happen if twelve got one pregnant?

#bursts out laughing# Oh man how did THAT one happen? Was The Chair Of Epic Bondage used? Was it a fusion of half their DNA each? OMG think of the little cute psycho babies XD this is an AWESOME idea! XD

Do you remember any good fics about nine?

Actually no I haven’t found any about the little red spiky awesome cyborg XD

Would seven and two make a good couple?

I don’t think so somehow… Ianto’s a little to preoccupied with Jack’s Package at the minute anyhoo XD

Four/Eight or Four/Five?

Ten/Eight is kind of impossible I’m afraid so ten/Donna works XD

What would happen if seven discovered three and eight were in a relationship?

#bursts in dramatically# “WHAT the devil is going on – OMGMYEYES!!!!!” XD

Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic

A chance encounter with a crazy, all powerful fan-girl with a penchant for crack fics results in Ianto falling head over heels in love with Supreme – What’s Jack’s answer? STOP THAT WEDDING!

Has there been a one/eight fluff?

O_o dude, black whole the size of Belgium much? XD

Are there any story on your list about eleven?

Not yet no, but there might be… good idea! XD

1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 7. 1, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 2.

Eleven and Amy (covers ears to block out fan-girl screaming) are in a happy relationship until Ballacafalata runs off with Amy (dude… he, like, died? O_o). Eleven (and Rory, obviously), heartbroken has a hot one-night stand with River, a brief, unhappy affair with the Master, follows the wise advice of Donna and finds true love with Ianto. (who I REFUSE to accept is dead but dude, he’s dating Jack! XD)

Title/Warning for above fic?

WHAT THE DEVIL IS GOING ON HERE????

5,4,7,1, and 3 are playing truth or dare. 5 asks 7, and 7 says truth. 5 asks who 7 loves and 7 after some prodding from 3, confessed their true loves with 4. 4 does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with three. 7 is heartbroken and seeks comfort in 1, while 3 and 4 run into the sunset together. However, 5 is secretly in love with 1 and becomes so jealous of 7, who after the comfort with 1, becomes in a relationship with 1, and so 5 decides to murder 7 but is stopped in time by the police officer 9 and is sent to prison, allowing 1 and 7 to continue their relationship.

Donna, Ten, Amy, Eleven and Rory are playing truth or dare. Donna asks Amy, and Amy says truth. Donna asks who Amy loves and after some prodding from Rory, confesses her true love for Ten (ehehe, oops? XD) Ten does not share the feeling (he’s too in love with Rose, obviously), and is in fact in a secret relationship with Rory (...WTF?). Amy is heartbroken and seeks comfort in Eleven (fair play, she hit on him before XD), while Ten and Rory run into the sunset together (#giggles insanely# that’ll never work XD) However, Donna is secretly in love with Eleven (for reasons unknown because she, too, is married to some dude), and becomes so jealous of Amy, who after the comfort of Eleven, becomes in a relationship with Eleven (HELLS YES!), and so Donna decides to murder Amy but is stopped in time by the police officer Ballacafalatta (who died previously and is a ghost XD) and is sent to prison, allowing Eleven and Amy to continue their relationship.

... Well that doesn’t work at all XD

Title/Warning for above

WHAT THE DEVIL IS GOING ON HERE??????? The sequel.

Suggest a title for a one/eleven Hurt/Comfort fic.

Um… “wash the pain away” ? I dunno I don’t write hurt fics XD

What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

Ten seducing Eleven? O…kay. Um…

The tenth doctor ends up stuck in a parallel universe where Matt Smith (a.k.a: the eleventh doctor) is shooting a scene. As an after-affect of inter-universe travel, ten becomes a lot more like Jack and somehow seduces the poor, unfortunate actor with a fez, a Stetson and a pair of handcuffs.

… HOW THE HELL DID I COME UP WITH THAT????? I’ve been spending too much time around Paula and her D/M fantasies XD

Do any of your friends read seven/nine?

Dude is that even possible? O_o

If you wrote a song-fic about 12, what song would you use?

'For Your Entertainment'. Or 'Welcome To The Master plan'. Both by Adam Lambert. And it would have to be an Eleven/Master song-fic, because otherwise Paula would kill me XD

6, 3, 4, and 11 are at a bar when 3 makes a drunken confession that 3 is in love with 1. 6 is secretly in love with 3 and plots to abduct 3 to keep 3 away from 1, but is stopped by 4 and 11. However, 6 is so crazed by this point that 6 needs constant watching to make sure 6 doesn't go after 3 again, and 4 and 11 volunteer to do this. As they work together, 4 and 11 develop feelings for each other. They are so distracted by this that 6 escapes and goes on a rampage. Just in time to save 3 and 1 from untimely deaths, 7 magically appears and vanquishes 6 forever.

The Daleks (WTF?), Rory, Ten and River are at a bar when Rory makes a drunken confession he is in love with Eleven (Don't tell Amy...). The Daleks are secretly in love with Rory (Again… WTF????) And plots to abduct Rory to keep him away from Eleven, but is stopped by Ten and River. However, the Daleks are so crazed by this point (so, they’re their normal selves) that the Daleks need constant watching to make sure they don’t go after Rory again, and Ten and River volunteer to do this. As they work together, Ten and River develop feelings for each other (“Hallucinogenic lipstick, I suspect...” says Maple as she and I watch this unfolding from above). They are so distracted by this that the Daleks escape and go on a rampage (this is normal!). Just in time to save Rory and Eleven from untimely deaths, Amy magically appears and vanquishes the Daleks forever (and then Maple picks them up, tells them off for being so badly behaved and sends them to their base without their supper, ‘cause she’s the Dalek goddess and so can do whatever she likes XD).

That… was the NUTTIEST plotline I’ve ever seen! OMG WRITE IT!!!! XD

Title/Warnings for the above fic?

Don't read if you value your sanity. Seriously.

How would 8 react if they found out that 5 and 9 were meeting for a threesome with 2?

How would Nine react if he found out that Donna and ballacafalatta were meeting for a threesome with Ianto?

It’s not him I’m worried about... how would JACK react?

Six sees 9 naked. His/her reaction?

The Daleks see Ballacafalatta naked.

"EXTERMINATE!!!!!!!”

Would 12&6 make a good couple?

Ohmigod CURSE OF FATAL DEATH in CANON?????? Dalek bumps #snigger#

What would you do if you found 1 and 4 in a closet with a rubber ducky?

Stare for a few minutes (using x-ray vision so they don’t know I can see them) and then burst in dramatically and shout “WHAT THE DEVIL IS GOING ON HERE?” before stealing the ducky and running away cackling.

3 kills 7, what does 3 say?

Rory kills Amy?

He actually did when he was plastic so… “NO!!!!! NO!!!!” and then fan-girls appear in a purple box and are all “don’t worry, darling; death owes us a favour… or however many we like because he’s terrified of us XD”

Suggest a title for a 8 and 9 fluff story

Nine and Ballacafalatta? “WHAT THE DEVIL IS GOING ON HERE? Episode 3”

What would be a good pick up line for 12 to use on 4?

"Say my name. Say it."

"Master."

(sorry, Maple, but there was no way I could use ANYTHING else for ANYTHING involving the Master XD)

#wish it was me and not the tenth doctor there XD#

3 finds 4&7 kissing. What would 3 do?

Rory would be peeved, some fangirls would be squeeing happily and I would be sat in the corner laughing at the expression on Rory’s face XD

You find 10 going through your closet. What would you do?

#distinctly unimpressed with Jack# it’s been incinerated, sweetie, and you might want to run before Cam gets back… he haunts that cupboard and he said he’s gonna introduce you permanently to the afterlife if he finds another pot-plant in there

By the way, I set you up on a date with 2.

You did? #squeals excitedly# OMGTHANKYOU!!!!!!! #glomp#

What? Ianto = SUPERMEGAFOXYAWESOMEHOT!!!!!

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Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Freya, Merlin - Complete
Silent Curses by Mrs. A Dale reviews
A mysterious visiter comes to Nottingham, surprising the villagers instantly. With her overwhelming beauty collided with her boyish ways, she takes a shine to an ordinary but extraordinary ex-outlaw. Allan/OC During Series 2, but doesn't go along with it
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,016 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Allan A D.
Anger by LyricsArePoetry reviews
Spock's POV leading up to when he attacks Jim
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The RRA visit the Doctor by Maple Alycia Hood reviews
Or rather, crash into. Another RRA adventure involving everything insane. Enjoy, girls!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,087 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Mistletoe, Merlin? by dogsandcoffeepots reviews
A little plot of Gwen's creates a couple of awkward situations for young Merlin. Festive fluffiness! Merry Christmas!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Merlin - Complete
Ally McBeal by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
after a day's worth of watching TV with Kyra and Billy. Ally and Billy wonder what would happen to them in the future and if it's going to turn out like that TV couple, Ally and Billy.
Ally's World - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Complete
Not So Normal Friends by LyricsArePoetry reviews
OC Francesca moves into Bannerman road and becomes friends with Rani, Clyde and Luke
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Complete
Dream Boy by LyricsArePoetry reviews
New Moon - Bella's POV. Where was Edward? He's been right there... right there holding me. One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Worst Birthday by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
it's Merlin's birthday but what's this? everyone has forgotten? but this strange man that looks like Merlin claims to be his father and offers a chance to leave Camelot, Merlin accepts but what's this? Merlin's dad died?
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Merlin - Complete
What He Deserves by LyricsArePoetry reviews
Sequel to 'Noughts, Crosses, and a not so happy ending'. For over three years I've shared a cell with him... time he got his just dessert... OC-Carl's POV... T for violence and language
Noughts and Crosses - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Complete
Constant Reminder by LyricsArePoetry reviews
He said it'll be like he was never there... what he didn't know is how everything reminds her of him. BPOV - New Moon
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Quite Literally by dogsandcoffeepots reviews
Set while Dorian is travelling. A reflective piece. Dorian Gray fic.
Picture of Dorian Gray - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Dorian G. - Complete
Camelot the Chav by Masque31 reviews
After a long day of work, Merlin does a spell that predictably goes wrong. What's not so predictable are the results. They do get up to some CRAZY things in Camelot!
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Merlin - Complete
Ice Witch by Emerald Tiara reviews
Miranda grew up in secret from the world. Finally escaping, she struggles to overcome the legacy left by her father, Galbatorix, as she travels Alagaesia, makes friends and enemies, and is caught up in a fierce and deadly war.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,596 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 9/29/2006
10 Songs Ianto Jones Never Wants To Hear Again by PinkFairy727 reviews
In which ABBA, The Wombles and The Charleston amongst other things cause Ianto to despair. Featuring: Jack/Ianto, Gwen, Owen, Tosh and a cameo by PC Andy. Slightly crackish. One swearword.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Somewhat off the Way by netgirly2k reviews
In which there's a bodyswap. But it's okay, Merlin knows what he did wrong this time.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Merlin, Morgana - Complete
A Wolf in a Really Nice Dress by netgirly2k reviews
In which Morgana is a werewolf and Merlin's not a cross-dresser but everyone thinks he is.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Morgana, Merlin - Complete
A Tree Grows In Wales by ArtificialAorta reviews
Gwen invited Jack and Ianto to a Cooper Clan get together in the county. She's never going to make that mistake again...
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Jack H., Gwen C. - Complete
What The Transformers Thought Of Transformers 07 by Kibble Beast reviews
When the Transformers heard that Transformers 2007 was coming out, they just had to tune in and watch the premiere. But just what will their reactions be? Warning: this is deranged. G1-verse!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Complete
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 127 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
My Best Friend by Mrs. A Dale reviews
My first fic! Okay it's just a little 'scene' added from 3x13 between when Robin finally died and the remaining gang member's took his body up the hill. Please R&R. No slash and completely clean of anything. :
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Robin Hood, Much - Complete
Four Gwackto Reunions by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
spoilers for Children of Earth. four alternative ways for Gwen, Jack and Ianto to be reunited
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2009 - [Jack H., Ianto J.] - Complete
50 ways to kill Gisborne by RHHP Freak reviews
Just a bunch of ideas, about how to kill Gisborne or make him commit suicide . This fic ignores everything, that has happened in season 3. Please R & R!
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Guy of Gisborne - Complete
Squirrel Vengeance by Mystical-Magickal-Wytch reviews
The Squirrells surprise Much during one of his hunts in the forest and exact their own particular brand of revenge upon him.....
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Much, Robin Hood - Complete
Just For A Little Bit Longer by dogsandcoffeepots reviews
For a very short time I had brothers. I had a sister too. I had family for the first time in my life. Now I've lost them again. 3:13 SPOILERS!
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Robin Hood, Guy of Gisborne - Complete
Look At The Lights by dogsandcoffeepots reviews
It started off as a normal day for the Cullens, and then things got a little too weird. Jasper's nightmare is unleashed. A bit of a silly story really. Humor. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
The Daily Life of the King by Strike of Shadow reviews
Ever wanted to know how Galbatorix lived his life? How does he answer mail, eat dinner, interact with people amongst other things? All these questions can be answered by reading this wonderful work of fiction. :D
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - King Galbatorix
101 Ways to Crossover Annoy Voldemort by Ravenwood240 reviews
101 ways to crossover kill, maim, torment, annoy, harass, torture, destroy, humiliate, or otherwise pester the DorkLard Moldywart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,631 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Voldemort
ReEragon by Subieko reviews
Paolini said, Characters are born of necessity. But what happens when the characters decide THEY should be the ones in charge of the story? Here it is: Eragon...as told by the characters themselves.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 118,056 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Obviousness by I own the Python's cheese shop reviews
Random parody I made of, obviously, Chamber of Secrets. Dobby's a gangsta! Seamus is followed by terrorists! Dumbledore isn't gay! Join in the fun! No flames!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Harry P.
Life is a Stage by silver9tails reviews
James is being forced into a Hogwarts play and not everyone is who they appear to be some are not even human. I really suck at summaries but give the story a read anyway. You know you want to! I am back out of my cave and the NEW CHAPTER IS UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,757 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 7/7/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Great Primary Escape by The North Wyn reviews
We've seen Robin and the gang in high school, we've seen them in college, but have you ever seen them in primary school? Didn't think so.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
Die Snape! Die! by alyssialui reviews
We're at it again, first Harry now Snape. What will happen? read to find out! Featuring Aiden and Lianne
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,032 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Whatever Happened to Torchwood? by emilie420 reviews
What Team Torchwood gets up to during events in 'The Sarah Jane Adventures'. Pure CRACK.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
What if Hogwarts had MSN? by schoolgirl-cheesesculpture reviews
Well, this is what we think would happen. ....edit... Sorry it is taking so long to update! We will try to write another chap soon! Written by whitetyger123 and schoolgirlcheesesculpture.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,733 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 8/31/2006
Faerie Tale Protection Agency by silveredges reviews
We all know the traditional tales we are told at bedtime hen we're little, but what happens when the characters have a little trouble forcing their happily-ever-afters? That's where the Faerie Tale Protection agency comes into play.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,879 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008
Caffeine by The Devil Wears Westwood reviews
The gang discovers Cafeine. Allan meets his match, Will goes phyco, and Much falls into some eggs. Just a weird random story I thought of to get rid of my Author's Block.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Complete
The Marauders' Guide to Life by BlackBells reviews
If you need advice there's no one better equipped than the Marauders. And they may find a little advice from you proves beneficial as well. Pen name changed from SiriusLoverr to BlackBells!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,582 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007 - James P., Sirius B.
Great Kings, Wizards and Outlaws by dogsandcoffeepots reviews
When Robin Hood finds Legolas, Gimli and Aragorn in Sherwood forest he and his gang embark on an adventure involving the Orcs looking for a new "Sauron".
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,730 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Robin Hood - Complete
Prince WHO? by J.C. Irving reviews
What happens when the Fairy tale/Disney princesses discover that they are ALL married to Prince Charming? Hate, Love, tears, and more-than-archetypal revenge are all in store!
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,335 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008
Quest for Sanity by Strike of Shadow reviews
Basically, the story of girls making Galbatorix even more insane than he was before. Mary Sue Bashing included :D
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,553 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Complete
The Mary Sue Hunters by Captain Hollywood reviews
When two young women going under the penname 'Mary Sue hunters' find a pink wardrobe appear one day, they pack up their LOTR copies, grab their dog Sirius Black and head off to fight Sues and Slash, get Aragorn very mad, and cause chaos in general.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,655 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007
Random Story of Doom by Dark Priestess Tsubaki reviews
Random stories. NOT for the sane minded. Contains cookies, gnomes, electrical outlets with forks, mimes and other random things. If you don't like random,short stories, don't read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 5,206 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007
Harry Potter and the Bazooka of Doom by I own the Python's cheese shop reviews
[cowritten with and typed by Varietygirl9143.] Harry is a sad, sad boy. He is going emo. Join the fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Harry P.
Things to Never say to Voldy by alyssialui reviews
WARNING: Only say these if you have a death wish. These will immediately get you at the wrong end of an Avada Kedavra. I hope you find it funny though. you have been warned. Ideas welcome. Also I got tons of these, so this wont finish soon
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,727 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Voldemort - Complete
A little less than 50 things not to do at Hogwarts by alyssialui reviews
Sequel to 50 things not to do at Hogwarts. Everyones back and ready for the new school year and the new list :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,578 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
яєѕιѕтιиg Temptation : єяαgσи x Other Charater by LeFrenchMartini reviews
єяαgσи has taken up the days of a young Girl Named Shayy. She adores him, she cant Accept the fact that he isnt real. Wish upon a star and one day she finally gest to meet up with Eragon, but at what cost?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,052 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007
The Other Kind of Evil by kavi-sama reviews
What's the only thing worse than Voldemort? A female Dark Lord hell bent on conquering the world before her rival does while dealing with her idiotic minions, dreadful past and Oreo addiction. Meet Lord Psycho. [HBP. Many OCs. Wordcount isn't THAT scary.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 36 - Words: 301,737 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Legend Riders by Taisaya-Ryu reviews
What if Eragon wasn't the only new Dragon Rider? Right before Eragon finds Saphira's egg, a girl by the name of Sari finds a green egg deep in the wilderness. When she stumbles into Carvahall, she finds out that she's not the only one.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,321 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 12/14/2006
Things Jack Skellington would never say by alyssialui reviews
Finally thought up some of these. Its because I never watched the movie, although I luved Jack. I jus thought he was sexci :D...Hope everyone luvs it
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Complete
10 ways JK Rowling Better Not End Deathly Hallows by swim freak 9000 reviews
Well...10 ways JK Rowling better not end Deathly Hallows. It's pretty self explanitory. I'm not sure what else to say, except REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW! PLEASE! Reviewers get world domination and...um....and cookies. Yum!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
Dragon's Duty by dreamer9981 reviews
Completed 4.16! As the only female greenrider in Telgar Weyr, Carima deals with the harsh reality of life as a dragonrider, prejudice, romantic relationships, the imminent arrival of Threadfall, and one fiesty green dragon. Life is certainly never boring.
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,235 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Complete
Bored in Alagaesia by swim freak 9000 reviews
Oh, and my name is Isabella. My friends call me Zel at least they would if I had any friends. Poor Zel was bored, so she's off to Alagaesia to annoy Eragon, ect. ect. I hope it's better than it sounds...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/31/2007 - Published: 3/27/2007
DIE HARRY! DIE! by alyssialui reviews
have you ever wondered why Voldy cant just kill Harry? Its not that hard. Heres my ways of killing off our favourite leading man. WARNING: Some persons may find the content of this story offensive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,423 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Horrible Threat by PhinalPhantasy reviews
ONE SHOT: During the fifth year at Hogwarts, Harry learns of a new threat to him, one even greater than Voldemort, one so horrifying, that he'll need to ally himself with his greatest rival to combat it...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Doom of the World by Avalon's mists reviews
Eragon and Murtagh are in for a surprise. And many others. All will fall to the Terror.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006
The Hogwarts' Chat Room by oh so h a nn ah-esque reviews
When Dumbledore allows computers in Hogwarts, a chatroom is added. Watch as the Hogwarts students and teachers all encounter each other! Romance, hatred and a whole lot of irritating humour comes into play. Now rated M for innuendoes and currently ACTIVE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,940 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 3/16/2006 - OC
Werecats on IM by h.l.stealth reviews
What do Maud and Solembum talk about? What happens when other Eragon characters intercept? I do not own Sailor Moon, Eragon or any of the songs that Maud uses. Or anything that they may talk about that really exists.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 12/21/2006
Never Take Nasuada To the Movies by h.l.stealth reviews
Poor Murtagh got drunk again... and took a dare form Arya and Eragon! Mission: Take Nasuada to the movies and survive. Easier said then done... On the border between T and M, just warning. A funny MurtaghxNasuada. Most likely oneshot.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Complete
Why Galbatorix is Lame by alsdssg reviews
Title is pretty selfexplanitory. I wrote it when I was bored so please don't take it as an insult to Eragon.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 37,502 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 7/28/2006
Gred and Forge's Manual For Life by whimsical kitsch reviews
Fred and George have decided to keep a manual about life. They will write down little tips for surviving Hogwarts, and much more.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,029 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 11/6/2004 - George W., George W.
Keep Your Heart Broken by definevintagexx reviews
Amynta is a magician working for the Varden. She mourns her supposidly dead lover, Murtagh. But will she forgive him once the truth unravels.Read only if you have read Eragon and Eldest
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 10/4/2006
Tell Me I'm Pretty by KitsuneVampire reviews
Okay, this is a parody I did of the forest scene in the Crucible. Believe it or not, this was an english project, and my teacher was laughing so hard she cried. Very funny.
Crucible - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
RandomUnexplained Killing at Hogwarts by brigittefitzgerald reviews
I just kill off some unpopular characters from the books, in a funny way though. If you hace a suggestion who I should kill, please review! this is my first time, so please be kind!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,283 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/26/2006 - Published: 11/9/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Wonders of an Accio by Sunflakes reviews
What if Harry had been a bit smarter, and just accioed what he needed during the TriWizard Tournament? Pointless, really. Now added with chapter three, and more plotholes!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Helpful Hints for First Years by BajaB reviews
What things should First year students at Hogwarts know? A two chapter list fic of warnings and information vital to happiness and success at Hogwarts, or maybe not.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Complete
Gemma Doyle and Co Meet Eragon by Lyra and Lira reviews
Title subject to change. Gemma Doyle is a girl living in Victorian England. One day she, her friends, and her onetime suitor Simon get tossed into Eragon's world. They must meet up and save both worlds from Galbatorix and their enemy Pippa.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,648 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 7/28/2006
So We Meet Again by The Midnights Sun reviews
Sequel to Strangers! Our favorite people are now in Caden and Tyler's world. See what happens when they sing, play tuth or dare...and slide down rainbows? And what's this about a leprachaun? NEW ENDING!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,056 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Complete
Galby's Pitiful by Lyra and Lira reviews
Lyra, Lira, and their friends go to Alagaesia to shoot a music video. Chaos ensues.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Complete
The Mary Sues! by J.S. Mews reviews
Oh no! The Mary Sues are invading Eragon fanfics! A brain doodle based off of the song Men in Black
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Complete
Strangers by The Midnights Sun reviews
COMPLETE! Eragon's met two people, of course from another place. Eragon has his eye on the girl that came. Well, things start to get complicated when Arya has a problem with the girl...and what's with the burning rug? SEQUEL UP!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,992 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/29/2006 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Complete
On to Closet World! by Le soleil brille pas pour toi reviews
Completed. A parody of the Narnia movie, of what it would be like if my friends and I were starring in the movie. I'm in it too! I'm Molly! Obviously...! Rated T for... somewhat mature subjects and language.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,209 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Complete
Lyra & Will in MiddleEarth by incurelf reviews
What happens when Lyra and Will stumble onto the plains of Rohan? Find out...inside. Chapter 3 UP!
His Dark Materials - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/19/2003 - Published: 3/11/2003
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Something Wicked This Way Comes reviews
When a hunt lands the Winchesters an extra crew member, Castiel becomes more than a little hostile. But Sam is convinced that Vix is different somehow, and her determination to prove him right throws the usual preconceptions into question.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,747 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Castiel, Sam W.
The Blog of a Skittles Angel reviews
OC Adelaide Longman a.k.a Skittles87 joins the Winchesters for some adventures and posts them up on her blog for all the other characters to comment on. rated for some language in later chapters.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Sam W., Dean W.
The Olympians' guide to life reviews
inspired by the Marauders guide to life in the HP section. the Olympian Gods, and one RRA goddess, the explanation for which is in progress, are here to answer your questions about anything and everything - and to bicker like 5-year-olds, of course!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,940 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Poseidon, Apollo
The Underworld files reviews
a series of oneshots in the pint of view of OC Cora McPherson, a mortal girl who works for Hades and has been sent to Camp Half-blood for training. Only Hermes because of wars against his kids. Enjoy!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,961 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Percy J., Hermes
Chocolat reviews
Response to the daily prompt of 13th July by the United States Enterprise forum. Jim pulls a group of friends and some new cadets together and concocts a plan... to get Spock drunk. Rated for randomness.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Being Human reviews
The Decepticons have taken over England, and are after a 19-year-old orphan girl, Liz, and her friends. They must find the autobots and get their help, but Liz is dying and no one knows why. Full summary inside.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,873 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Jazz, Optimus Prime
The Pandorica And The Purple Police Box reviews
The RRA arrive with a to-do list; to rescue the Doctor from the aliens who imprisoned him, save Amy, resurrect Rory, save River, stop the TARDIS from exploding and, of course, marry people. rated for slight language at the beginning and RRA randomness
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
Annabelle Holmes reviews
Sherlock Holmes's sister comes to London to drag Holmes out of withdrawal after the Blackwood case. Mary Watson's life is threatened and a respectable woman is found drugged and murdered in a ditch. Looks like Holmes has a case and his sister is helping.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,435 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Transform Me reviews
Two teenagers are abducted by Sideswipe and taken to NEST, but can NEST transform two junior car thieves into respectable operatives? I don't think so. alternate summary inside.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,980 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe
The Doctor, A Dalek and the Purple box of doom reviews
not necessarily what the document itself is called, and not necessarily in the right order either. basically the RRA turn up and ruin the Dalek's plan for word domination. set for episode 3 of the new doc who series.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/16/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
The RRA Get Detective Lessons reviews
Voldy strikes again! And this time she’s abducted Mira, Cee, Maple, Deannie and Mysty and dragged them off to Victorian London to meet Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson. Moriarty, Irene Adler and Lestrade are officially screwed. Rated for randomness
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
The Wolfmaidens reviews
Allan and Much are a little surprised to find a wolf pack on their doorstep, and the gang instantly has favourites, but there’s something different about these wolves… something… intelligent… Allan and Much suspect something’s going on. rated for language
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,704 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Robin Hood, Archer
The RRA returns: to Avenge Voldy's fatherinlaw reviews
The RRA are back! And they're back for revenge! MUAHAHA! Yes! The RRA are going to avenge Balinor's death, and, surprisingly, do Uther Pendragon a favour, by torturing Senred and the soldier responsible! Yay! Rated for RRA randomness, of course.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The RRA Returns: to do battle with the lizard reviews
Voldy has a habit of forming empathy links with her husbands, so the RRA aren’t surprised when she takes over the TARDIS controls and the girls make a grand return to Camelot to aid Merlin against the dragon. Rated for randomness!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Robin's Revenge Army in Camelot? reviews
due to an unfortunate mishap involving Coca-cola, Voldy, that's me, Josie and the many random buttons on the RRA TARDIS, Robin's Revenge Army have ended up in Camelot. Might as well pay Merlin a visit... rated for RRA randomness in future chapters.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,596 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Waking Dead reviews
Ianto, Owen and Tosh have been brought back to life, the girl over the road's bofriend in U.N.I.T and several people have been attacked by some kind of animal. Can Torchwood fix it? rated T for language and stuff. my first TW fic!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Go out with me? reviews
basically just random ways of asking out your HP crush, or vice versa, review if you want a character! full summary inside- rated K for teenness and general random stuff. Guys and girls welcome to ask!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008
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