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Joined 09-25-06, id: 1139279, Profile Updated: 08-27-08
Author has written 14 stories for Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings, Misc. Plays/Musicals, and Death Note.

Here you'll find spell-checked, bothered with fic, not spam. Give it a go. I know there's a lot of junk out there these days, but I really try my best to write quality fanfic that I hope you can enjoy. :)

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Chōchin reviews
Original story but using the Death Note concept of shinigami. A little boy is sick in hospital and has a short conversation with a death god.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Complete
Butterflies and Hurricanes reviews
14 years after Norrington first met Jack Sparrow he has changed a lot and has become a hedonistic privateer bordering on piracy, ever retaining British charme and making fools of superiors, one of which now wants him to find a TRUE pirate...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,854 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - James N.
Kai sy teknon: You, too, my child reviews
ELISABETH Musical fic. WARNING: Mother/Son incest. Elisabeth/Rudolf. Empress Elisabeth wants to meet the subversive journalist who calls himself "Julius Felix" in person...
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Complete
White Noise reviews
Tanz der Vampire fanfic: Two newborn vampires, somewhere in the wilderness of the Carpathians. Sarah's not as sweet and lovely as Alfred first thought, and Herbert's not as terrifying. Chapter 1: Sarah&Alfred, Chapter 2: Herbert&Alfred.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 11/11/2008
Spiegelkabinett reviews
Language: ENGLISH, despite the German title. Beta-read Tanz der Vampire fic based on the German production. -- Characters: Alfred, other canon character - guess who! - Summary: Alfred is restless the night before leaving Königsberg.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Complete
Of How a Lieutenant died at Sea reviews
Set just after AWE. Theodore Groves is drifting on a piece of the Endeavour's wreckage, then picked up by the Flying Dutchman, and before he can die there's one last thing on his mind.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Will T. - Complete
Mutiny reviews
Main characters: Lt. Theodore Groves and Commodore James Norrington. Navyfic. Set after CotBP and before DMC, shortly before the hurricane. The crew is unhappy as concern rises for the commodore's sanity. drunk!anarchist!James
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2008 - James N. - Complete
In the Halls of Mandos reviews
100 word drabble. Legolas and Gimli. Lovers reunited in death.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
Birthday Wishes reviews
Set before Dead Man's Chest. James and Charles Norrington, two estranged brothers, share a birthday on opposite sides of the world and wonder about each other’s fortune.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,247 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Complete
Freedom reviews
Set after Dead Man's Chest. James Norrington's thoughts on Beckett and freedom.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Complete
Memories and Absolution reviews
AU. Possible plottwist for AWE. What if James Norrington joined Davy Jones' crew?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Complete
The Breaking of a First Class Snob reviews
Young Jack Sparrow fanfic to fit inbetween chapters 3 and 4 of Book 1, A Coming Storm. Jack didn’t want Fitzwilliam on his ship in the first place, and perhaps a filthy old pirate boat isn’t the perfect place for a young lord after all. Or is it?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Complete
Battleships reviews
A Sparrington domestic row at sea. Jack's being stubborn. So is James. They're more alike than they thought.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Complete
Last Night reviews
Slash. In Book 2, Snape mentions Lockhart said he knew all along how to open the Chamber of Secrets LAST NIGHT. So I wondered...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Gilderoy L., Severus S. - Complete