The Lightning Knight
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Joined 09-25-06, id: 1139360, Profile Updated: 11-06-10
Author has written 27 stories for Series Of Unfortunate Events, Avatar: Last Airbender, Harry Potter, Margaret Peterson Haddix, Boy Meets World, Maximum Ride, Total Drama series, StarTrek: The Next Generation, and StarTrek: Other.

Hey, my name is Lightning. Okay, that's not my real name, but I want to keep my identity a secret. Anyway, I'm a Christian, conservative, and pro-life. I know that's not commen on the internet, but hey, I believe in and worship Jesus. I'm not gonna let what's "cool" in the world change that.

Total Drama Island:

I love this show! It's so funny and epic! The most popular thing on this site to do is write pairings. But I like pairings AND the other stuff.

Favorite Characters:

Okay, I like most of the characters. I like them more at certain times. For example, Heather got me ticked because she was such an annoying prep. I wanted to throttle her. But I liked her because, one, she was actually a SMART prep that only kissed boys when it was part of a plan, and, two, her role in season two as the butt of most of the jokes was so funny, and I actually felt bad for her.

So, if I don't dislike them, they're probably one of my favorites. Heather in season one and Courtney in season two are the ones I don't like, mainly.

And even with the controversy over the third season, we still got Owen and Noah's epic friendship. I am happy.


Noah/Eva (My favorite pairing. Why? Because they're so alike and so different at the same time!)

Izzy/Owen (They're one of the few couples that are also best friends! I like them together. Just because Owen's overweight doesn't mean he can't have a love life!)

Harold/Leshawna (Why does NO ONE write this?! It's like a fanon couple come canon!)

Duncan/Courtney (Yes, I like fanon AND DxC! But I liked it back in season one, not now. Now, Courtney's a jerk and didn't even care when his spider died!)

Trent/Gwen (They're good together.)

Cody/Gwen (One-sided geek love FTW!)

Ezekiel/Izzy (Hey, I can like Ezzy AND Owizzy.)

Lindsay/Noah (I've read some good stories about this one)

Geoff/Bridgette (I just like it.)

Ezekiel/Gwen (See my story, "Homesick")

Gwen/Owen ('Cuz Owen needs some fanon, too!)

Mr. Coconut/Ezekiel's Scarecrow (Both inanimate objects brought to life by a characters' mind. See my story, "Homesick" .)

I am currently working on a story, "Total Drama Challenge". It's a story with 22 new campers, submitted by the fans. However, I don't want it to be like most "make your own character" stories that don't have the TDI feel to it. The old 22 campers are also back as interns. I have two fanon stories called "An Ogwen Moment" and "Homesick".

Some stories I'm thinking about writing is a series of satire oneshots making fun of annoying things commonly found in TDI fanfictions, and something with the working title "Ezekiel and Harold's Totally Bogus Adventure", involving Ezekiel and Harold trying to retrieve Gwen's lost diary and stumbling into an ancient war (or something).

Teen Titans

The show has been gone for a while, but I used to love it! It could be wacky and not make sense, or serious with a bunch of real fights.


Beastboy/Terra (Yes, I like them! I know they can't be together, but it was cool when it happened! A classic schoolboy crush and the girl actually liking him back. And to you people who say, "But she betrayed him!", she eventually regrets it and he forgives her. Now, of course, she's either not remembering any of it or still technically dead. But I liked it!)

Robin/Starfire (It was obvious from the beginning. I like their moments where he explains things to her and stuff like that. The cotton candy scene was funny.)

Raven/Cyborg (Does anyone else see this? She's always the one to comfort him when he's upset. Even about his car. Raven normally doesn't care about cars. He also carried her to that safe room. Think about it - Starfire is stronger than Cyborg, yet he was the one who carried her. Sure, he's sometimes annoying like Beast-Boy, but he's better at being serious than him.)

Jinx/Seemore (Why did she betray him after he helped her!? Why didn't she try to reform him or something?)

Avatar : The Last Airbender

Another ended show. Full of action, drama, cool characters, and fandom fights!


Aang/Katara (I know it's "uncreative" to like a canon pairing, but I LIKE IT! Come on, Aang's crush on her in the earlier episodes are so funny! The kiss in the last episode was a dissapointment, though. It seemed too planned out.)

Zuko/Katara (At first, liking them didn't make sense. Their interactions were mostly fights and stuff. But they worked really well together in "The Southern Raiders" and the fanale. They make a good fanon pairing, if done right. As in, NOT by fangirls who are all "OMG SOOOO HAWT! STEAM! BENDERS LOLPUNLOL!" )

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Total Drama Challenge! reviews
After the original campers get "too old", Chris hired them as interns and gets a new twenty-two campers to compete! Episode Seven - The campers go through an obstacle course.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 47,525 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
The Unbreakable Bond of Friendship and Corndogs reviews
He tried so hard to be good with people, and never succeeded. Even now, the last person he thought he would even like or respect... was his friend.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Ezekiel, Duncan
Half Drama Total Drama Consequences reviews
Owen has to help his buddy Noah where he was.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Owen, Noah - Complete
His real name isn't Chris, EH! reviews
Ezekiel testifies against the sadist hosts who makes bad things happen... IN SONG!
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Ezekiel, Chris M. - Complete
Refuge on the Couch reviews
"It looks like it's gonna work out, Ezekiel." Bridgette told her friend. "But in case it doesn't, keep your door unlocked."
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Ezekiel, Bridgette - Complete
Rapping n Trollin n Bein Us reviews
Ignore this, sorry. I have sevre OCD.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Ezekiel, Noah - Complete
In the Cargo Hold reviews
Homeschooled, Naive, Persistant. You'd have no idea how much that last word meant.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Ezekiel
Teen Geeks : Star Trek Encounters reviews
Can the powerful creatures in the Star Trek world survive some teenaged nerds? THIRD CHAPTER: Prank-Calling Starships.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Q
Chef vs Tolpok reviews
A chef's Vulcan veggie soup with a "touch of home" causes a Vulcan and a half Vulcan to hit Pon Farr a little early.... This is by a friend of mine
StarTrek: Other - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Complete
Homesick reviews
For Vida Loca's Mistletoe Kiss challenge. The TDI cast is snowed in at a holiday party, and might not make it home in time for Christmas. Ezekiel and Gwen are the most depressed. Maybe some conversation will make it better? EzekielxGwen, others inside.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Ezekiel, Gwen - Complete
Total Drama Challenge Opening reviews
The opening to TDC, staring the campers, animals, interns, and staff.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Complete
An Ogwen Moment reviews
When he first came to the island, and she spoke to him, he didn’t notice how she was dressed, her attitude, or any of the other things other people seemed to notice. He was... accepting. Owen/Gwen.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Gwen, Owen - Complete
Total Drama Challenge! Campers Wanted reviews
CLOSED! Please go to the story.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 10/6/2009
Total Drama the Musical Predictions reviews
My predictions about TDM in oneshot form. Prediction Three - Was DJ's Bunny REALLY replaced?
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 10/2/2009 - DJ, Tyler
WaveFlame: The Gary Stu files reviews
You've seen plenty of Mary Sue parodies... But what about Gary Stus? Wach as the Avatar cast and me read a dumb story about an annoyingly perfect 11 Year Old boy. Gary Stu and Katara, also some Aang and Katara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 9/15/2007
Total Random Sitcom! reviews
Seven original characters and some new ones appear in this humoress story about the TDI cast and some new guys moving into a house, sharing one bathroom, and dealing with a laugh-track! Oh, and an intern more annoying than Chris.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,891 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 12/19/2008
Life After Fame reviews
We visit the lives of the twenty-two campers after they go home and become famous! First up, Ezikiel gets in trouble for the things he said on TV.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2008
After Today Maximum Ride Style reviews
The idea was in my head. It's After Today from "A Goofy Movie", and basically, Ari wants Max to be his friend, the school kids are getting ready for Summer, the Flyboys wanna kill someone, and I'm acting very random. Yes!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Ari B., Max - Complete
Maximum Ride Story Jokes! reviews
A collection o MR-Themed Jokes that YOU can add to! More detail inside. WARNING : Extremely Random. Need more jokes!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 11/15/2008
The Same Song! reviews
Minkus, temporaraly staying with the four main stars and Little Cory in their apartment, is forced to use a very annoying invention that makes their lives a musical - With only ONE song!
Boy Meets World - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 10/24/2008
Avatar Oneshots reviews
New Story-Jimmy Carson is a regular eight-year-old boy. But when he is chosen as the only one who can make the final canon ships, he has crazed teenage shippers coming after him, trying to get him on their side. This can only mean one thing - SHIPPING WAR
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 8/25/2008
The Shadow Children Characters Move Into My House! reviews
What happens when the characters from the Shadow Children series move into a complete geek's house? Total madness, that's what!
Margaret Peterson Haddix - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2008
One MORE Unfortunate Event reviews
The Bauldilaires had enough troubles to deal with, but what if they had a tenyearold crybaby who thinks that he's the coolest kid in the world following them? An even HARDER time, that's what!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2007
A Series of Unfortunate Musical Numbers reviews
A bunch of songfics related to the stories. If you click here you will experiance dreadful songs about terrible swarming insects, People who betray other people, People sharing hatred for eacother, and the ChaCha Slide. Read at your own risk.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 9/10/2007
Potter Puppet Pals: The Mysterious Voice reviews
My sister wrote this. It's a Potter Puppet Pals story. It's still funny if you haven't seen Potter Puppet Pals, though.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2007
Esme's In Show reviews
Esme hosts her own show about what's In, and what's Out. But for some reason, crazy things keep happening. WARNING: Contains sad, dreadful things such as horrible outfits, babies with fake cigars, evil villains, and spicy beefjerky.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Esme S.
Tales of a Broken Heart reviews
She had broken his heart. How could she do it? How could someone so wonderful do something so terrible? Klaus & Fiona Disclaimer: I do not own ASOUE.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Klaus B., Fiona - Complete