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Joined 09-26-06, id: 1139841, Profile Updated: 02-26-14
Author has written 13 stories for South Park, Harry Potter, and My Little Pony.

Just your average English teacher, and much older than you'd expect for someone writing South Park fanfic. I've written some Harry Potter fanfic, too. I'll read practically anything, but I lean toward genfic. Even when I write in something vaguely sexual, I tend to dissolve to black. Blame it on reading too much Jane Austen.

In case of any confusion, I also go by Professor Butters on deviantart and the SP fan boards.

In case of more confusion, I also go by Scoots2 on various My Little Pony boards.

Not exactly fan art, but it's swell art, folks:

Some Like it Hot Wings:

"Some Like It Hot Wings," by Shuggie. I commissioned this, and I love it.

A cool pic of Butters just hangin' outside Raisins--but check out the door signs--by Seaouryou

Butters Raisinswhat a cool birthday gift, huh?

The Return of Faith 1

These weren't written for the fic, but definitely helped inspire bits of it.

Butters in a Hello Kitty hoodie, two takes:

Butters_Hello Kitty, by Seaouryou, and

SP: Hello Butters, by oneirogenic.

And finally, one where the art came first and I wrote the fic to match:

SP: Cartman and Wendy, also by oneirogenic

Was the inspiration for I'll Do What She Waunts.

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Should've Listened to the Star Trek Dorks by Seaouryou reviews
[Based on episode 616] Cartman returns to the future, an obese car repairman instead of a wealthy CEO of his own time travel company, and becomes obsessed with fixing the life he so spectacularly screwed up.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,565 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Taking a Page From the Gnomes' Book by Seaouryou reviews
Eric'll do anything to win Wendy's heart. Even if it means helping Kyle, convincing Stan he's gay, becoming Bebe's slave, and listening to Kenny talk about his feelings. He might even succeed, too, if the Cartmans and Charlie Mansion don't screw it up.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,435 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
The Letter by Oneirogenic reviews
It was obvious to him as to why Butters had to seek affection elsewhere.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Butters S., Clyde D. - Complete
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Mr Lonelyheart Meets Miss Lovestruck reviews
Braeburn's met the filly of his dreams, and he's corralled Cheese Sandwich, Equestria's premier party planner, to throw the biggest wedding Appleloosa has ever seen. Of course, he's only exchanged letters with his intended, but Braeburn's sure she'll be everything he ever thought she'd be. Braeburn/Cherry Jubilee; strongly implied CheesePie. No "Cherry Jubilee" tag?
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,801 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/13/2014 - Braeburn, Cheese Sandwich - Complete
Party of Two reviews
Cheese Sandwich knows there's no mare more fun-fun-fun than Pinkie Pie, and there's nothing he'd like more than a Hearts and Hooves Day party at which they're the only guests. But she's the super-duper-iest party pony of them all, and everypony in Ponyville is her best friend, and they all seem determined to invite themselves along. What's a colt to do?
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2014 - [Cheese Sandwich, Pinkie Pie] - Complete
It Bombed in Seaddle reviews
Cheese Sandwich is having a hard time distinguishing between the Cheesy Sense sending him to throw parties all across Equestria, and some other mysterious force that keeps pulling him back towards Ponyville and its pink Permanent Party Pony. He's fighting it as hard as possible, but when his career literally bombs, he may have no choice but to give up-or give in.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2014 - [Pinkie Pie, Cheese Sandwich] - Complete
Swear on Camembert reviews
Sometimes you have to laugh, so you don't have to cry. Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich may have more in common than they thought, including Ponyacci, the greatest clown in all of Equestria. But when Pinkie Sense and Cheesy Sense combine, it sends them on a journey to throw the worst party of their lives.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,370 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/26/2014 - [Pinkie Pie, Cheese Sandwich] - Complete
Butterbeer at 9 AM reviews
Gilderoy Lockhart arrives at the Leaky Cauldron before his book signing at Flourish and Blotts. There is only one other customer there.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Gilderoy L., Remus L. - Complete
I'll Do What She Waunts reviews
Wendy finds a bag from Frederick's of Hollywood in Cartman's room and dresses him up. WendyCartman, language, and implied kinkiness.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Chaos, Inc reviews
The boys are grown now. Cartman's a Congressman in trouble, and Butters has to leave his double life in South Park to help him: a espionage thriller and a romance. WendyCartman, Butters?, DougieFilmore, plus more, both slash and het how like life.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,416 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/6/2006 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Butters S., Eric Cartman
The Return of Faith Plus 1 reviews
Faith Plus 1 rises out of the ashes: we're only in it for the money. Cartman is born again on some talk shows, release parties, touring, and a lot of discoveries about relationships. WendyCartman, and very mild KyleStan. Rating for some sexual themes in
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,037 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
A Cauldron full of Hot Strong Love reviews
Summary: Where did those horrible dress robes come from? Whose were they? And why did Ron’s mum send them? What do Arthur and Molly know about it?Slightly AU fic inspired by Ron’s dress robes in the film version of Goblet of Fire. ArthurMolly. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Arthur W., Molly W. - Complete
A Present From Blackpool reviews
How did Neville Longbottom become such a good dancer? Letters to Gran, lessons, and a mystery explained. Inspired by the movie version of Goblet of Fire. Pairings pretty much canon, which means frustrated. A oneshot starring Neville Longbottom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Neville L. - Complete
Lone Wolf reviews
Lupin works the night shift on a golden oldies radio show, learns how to do his laundry, and eats his own sofa. Takes place just prior to PoA. Parody of angst fic. No slash, no het, just Lupin. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Remus L., Albus D. - Complete
Some Like It Hot Wings reviews
How did Butters Stotch find himself on his way back to Raisins? Dressed as Marjorine? With Cartman? And what if Lexus recognizes him? Originally written for a challenge on FOSFF. net. Not slashy, just very, very campy. Warning is only for the language
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,741 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
Assassins in South Park reviews
When Kyle Broflovski directs a production of Stephen Sondheim's Assassins at South Park Elementary, he doesn't know how literally explosive the situtation is. Guns, electric chairs, and love triangles backstage make for a challenging show, not to mention
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,133 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete